WEBVTT - Bursting With Nuts 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:03.480 Sitting here waiting for Andrew. You're not I'm just waiting. 0:00:03.680 --> 0:00:05.760 Oh gosh, I have to try and look like I'm 0:00:05.760 --> 0:00:07.520 not wearing the same outfit because we didn't record the 0:00:07.560 --> 0:00:08.760 same three episodes in a row. 0:00:08.800 --> 0:00:12.080 What are you talking about here? Every day you've been here, 0:00:12.080 --> 0:00:14.440 you're wearing that same shirt. Yeah, wearing the same shirt. 0:00:14.480 --> 0:00:17.760 You didn't just just keep changing? Yeah, okay, this is 0:00:17.840 --> 0:00:19.759 I changed. Look I'm wearing this hat. 0:00:21.320 --> 0:00:24.279 It's to guys with his bone, just a bowlle at 0:00:24.360 --> 0:00:29.920 his bood. The review is the wheels go you What 0:00:30.120 --> 0:00:34.760 is Scott gonna say? What's Andrew? Who gonna say? Well, 0:00:34.800 --> 0:00:39.199 there's sALS go to just okay, it's guys. 0:00:40.680 --> 0:00:45.080 Just a ballet his boom. They'll be arguing about practice 0:00:45.200 --> 0:00:49.360 pot what do I know? There? It is ready with 0:00:49.479 --> 0:00:53.800 all that booths and you get to hear them slap bitch. 0:00:57.040 --> 0:00:59.280 By the way, somehow I need to go back and 0:00:59.400 --> 0:01:02.560 edit the last episode. Why because I'm realizing that I 0:01:02.640 --> 0:01:05.280 just said Halloween is three days away and it was 0:01:05.319 --> 0:01:08.440 September twenty eighth, So I don't know how to do that, 0:01:08.959 --> 0:01:11.480 but I feel like an idiot. I'm gonna have to 0:01:11.520 --> 0:01:13.800 like insert something in at the end and go I 0:01:13.920 --> 0:01:14.440 messed up. 0:01:14.760 --> 0:01:16.759 Actually, you don't even need to do that because it's 0:01:16.800 --> 0:01:19.840 also on YouTube, right, and we didn't fix the YouTube. Also, 0:01:19.920 --> 0:01:21.120 do you think I look good with the hat? 0:01:21.360 --> 0:01:23.520 That Pardo's perky peanuts hat does look. 0:01:23.440 --> 0:01:24.680 Good on you? Do you think I should wear it 0:01:24.680 --> 0:01:26.920 this way camouflage hat? I feel like this way makes 0:01:26.920 --> 0:01:29.119 me look like I'm like a tough no a kid 0:01:29.200 --> 0:01:32.080 on like a nineties TV show, like, Hey, what's up? 0:01:32.400 --> 0:01:35.440 You go skateboarding in the park? Later? Wanna go shred? 0:01:36.480 --> 0:01:39.959 That's from my time? Andrew? I, okay, so I'm not 0:01:40.000 --> 0:01:43.760 a nineties kid. Where's your beeper? What's a beeper? No? No, 0:01:43.840 --> 0:01:47.119 it's really interesting. Doctors so all carry beepers because they're 0:01:47.240 --> 0:01:50.400 very reliable. Yeah, that's why I'm actually shocked that no 0:01:50.400 --> 0:01:52.600 one's come up with a better way to do things, 0:01:52.800 --> 0:01:55.240 which just beat me nine one one. I better call 0:01:55.360 --> 0:01:58.440 what I so with. Beeper's kind of like text messaging. 0:01:58.720 --> 0:02:01.640 If you wrote boobs like you know, eight zero zero 0:02:02.000 --> 0:02:05.320 eight five, sure was like a beeper. It was like 0:02:05.480 --> 0:02:07.360 small because I've never really truly. 0:02:07.320 --> 0:02:08.560 I'll bring mine in for the next one. I have 0:02:08.639 --> 0:02:11.280 multiple beepers. It don't work anymore, but I still have them. 0:02:11.400 --> 0:02:13.000 Oh my god, all right, so why. 0:02:12.960 --> 0:02:14.239 You get a beeper? Can I get a beeper? And 0:02:14.240 --> 0:02:16.480 then we could beat each other. I don't think they 0:02:16.520 --> 0:02:18.800 actually could work anymore. There's no network for them to 0:02:18.800 --> 0:02:21.960 work anymore. Doctors have them, they probably have something different. 0:02:22.240 --> 0:02:25.440 But my very first I got my very first beeper 0:02:25.520 --> 0:02:28.359 when I was like twelve. I worked in a five 0:02:28.400 --> 0:02:30.320 and dime verill, what it's a five and dime. It's 0:02:30.560 --> 0:02:33.200 like a variety store. I didn't ask, but okay, sold 0:02:33.240 --> 0:02:35.440 all kinds of crap, and he got me a beeper 0:02:35.480 --> 0:02:37.960 and I would walk around school with it, and everybody 0:02:38.000 --> 0:02:40.760 thought I was a drug dealer, because back then, drug 0:02:40.800 --> 0:02:43.840 dealers had beepers. What kid needed a beeper back then, 0:02:43.960 --> 0:02:45.880 I don't know, but apparently you were that important. 0:02:46.120 --> 0:02:48.359 Well, you know, so I would get beeped. Then I 0:02:48.360 --> 0:02:48.919 would go to the. 0:02:48.840 --> 0:02:52.040 Payphone at school. You know what's a payphone? Well, I 0:02:52.320 --> 0:02:56.760 used a payphone up until about two thousand and three, 0:02:56.880 --> 0:02:59.079 two thousand and four. I was using payphones because I 0:02:59.080 --> 0:03:01.120 didn't get a cell phone until I was in eighth grade, 0:03:01.480 --> 0:03:03.480 which was in two thousand and four, you know, like 0:03:03.480 --> 0:03:04.560 two or three years ago. 0:03:05.040 --> 0:03:07.400 I was at a gas station and it was dropping 0:03:07.480 --> 0:03:09.919 my car off and I wanted to call my wife 0:03:09.960 --> 0:03:12.000 to come pick me up, and I forgot my cell phone. 0:03:12.480 --> 0:03:13.000 Oh my god. 0:03:13.080 --> 0:03:15.679 So I started walking home and I found a payphone 0:03:15.960 --> 0:03:19.800 and I used it and she wasn't home. Here one 0:03:19.919 --> 0:03:22.720 call I had to find change, Like, how much even 0:03:22.800 --> 0:03:24.400 is it now? I think it was fifty cents or 0:03:24.440 --> 0:03:24.960 something like that. 0:03:24.960 --> 0:03:26.240 That's absurd. It is absurd. 0:03:26.320 --> 0:03:28.680 Anyway, So back to the beeper. It was just a beeper. 0:03:28.720 --> 0:03:30.320 It was a screen thrilling story. 0:03:30.360 --> 0:03:31.679 It would go beep, beep. 0:03:31.440 --> 0:03:33.280 And you'd look at it and there'd be a number 0:03:33.320 --> 0:03:35.000 on it. You'd call the number and if it was important, 0:03:35.000 --> 0:03:36.960 they'd put nine one one after it. Oh so you 0:03:37.040 --> 0:03:38.600 know that would me call back right now? 0:03:38.720 --> 0:03:41.000 Oh wow. So it's like high priority, like you need 0:03:41.040 --> 0:03:43.240 to respond exactly. And then a bit a little bit 0:03:43.320 --> 0:03:43.720 later on. 0:03:43.880 --> 0:03:46.839 Then there were pages where you could actually spell stuff out, 0:03:47.280 --> 0:03:50.320 so you would call the Operator's an operator. I'd used 0:03:50.320 --> 0:03:53.240 the operator and they go, yes, what's your message for Scott? 0:03:53.480 --> 0:03:55.440 And you would say, uh, yeah, hey, let's record our 0:03:55.480 --> 0:03:57.440 episode today, and then it would come up on my screen. 0:03:57.720 --> 0:04:01.600 That's interesting because I used to call the operator. Whenever 0:04:01.640 --> 0:04:04.440 we would call for takeout before Uber Eats and Seamless 0:04:04.440 --> 0:04:07.680 and all those, you'd call for the restaurant names. What yeah, 0:04:07.920 --> 0:04:09.440 So like you would call the operator and be like, 0:04:09.480 --> 0:04:12.480 I'm looking for Angelo's in Aberdeen, New Jersey. It's pizza, 0:04:12.520 --> 0:04:13.440 and then they would find it. 0:04:13.560 --> 0:04:14.480 That's not an operator. 0:04:14.520 --> 0:04:15.640 You would call four and one one. 0:04:15.720 --> 0:04:16.480 Yeah that information. 0:04:16.880 --> 0:04:19.200 Oh, it's not the same thing. No, the operator is. 0:04:19.279 --> 0:04:21.240 The operator is when you press zero on the phone 0:04:21.320 --> 0:04:23.159 and an operator Hello operator. I don't even think they 0:04:23.200 --> 0:04:23.800 have those anymore. 0:04:23.839 --> 0:04:26.280 This four one one still work? You think, I don't know. 0:04:26.320 --> 0:04:28.120 Why don't we try it? That you were? You can't 0:04:28.120 --> 0:04:30.200 do it from here because it's like an internal use 0:04:30.200 --> 0:04:32.440 your cell phone. No, I don't want to. They charges 0:04:32.440 --> 0:04:34.400 a lot of money and then the company will get mad. 0:04:34.640 --> 0:04:35.279 Here we get away. 0:04:35.360 --> 0:04:36.760 So then there were two way pages. Then there were 0:04:36.760 --> 0:04:38.840 cell phones and great story. Let's move on at Serial 0:04:38.880 --> 0:04:43.400 Killers episode one forty seven. Today is Monday in October. Andrew, 0:04:43.760 --> 0:04:46.240 Oh my gosh, for one one works? Well, you don't 0:04:46.240 --> 0:04:47.839 even have asking for a city in state. But you 0:04:47.839 --> 0:04:49.240 don't even know how to put your phone on speaker. 0:04:49.240 --> 0:04:49.920 I mean, how old are you? 0:04:50.120 --> 0:04:53.640 Okay? I just found the speaker, but ask for serial 0:04:53.720 --> 0:04:57.680 killers in New York Serial Killers New York City, one 0:04:57.760 --> 0:05:01.200 moment for an operator. Okay, I'm not gonna Actually, it's 0:05:01.200 --> 0:05:02.159 gonna cost you so much. 0:05:02.200 --> 0:05:04.640 You have no idea that just cost you like seven dollars. Well, 0:05:04.839 --> 0:05:07.040 I don't pay the bills, I'm telling Elvis. All right, 0:05:07.040 --> 0:05:09.520 So let's get into this new cereal for the week 0:05:09.760 --> 0:05:11.599 because now it's just once a week, you know, yeah, 0:05:11.640 --> 0:05:14.880 because it's my fall Yep. This is another Nature's Path cereal. 0:05:14.880 --> 0:05:16.640 But it really excited me when I saw it. 0:05:16.880 --> 0:05:18.120 What does that hat? Oh? 0:05:18.160 --> 0:05:20.400 Another one? I like the camouflage one. 0:05:20.279 --> 0:05:23.560 Better this one. I look like it's like this would 0:05:23.560 --> 0:05:25.520 be on the wanted poster. By the way, that company 0:05:25.560 --> 0:05:27.680 has great nuts. It looks like I'm on a wanted poster, 0:05:27.760 --> 0:05:28.760 Like have you seen this man? 0:05:28.960 --> 0:05:33.360 Okay, speaking of nuts, it's new from Nature's Path Honey 0:05:33.400 --> 0:05:35.359 and peanut nut butter Crunch. 0:05:36.120 --> 0:05:39.640 Geez, I hit my eyebrow on the thing. What is 0:05:39.680 --> 0:05:42.400 it called honey and peanut nut butter crunch. I'm actually 0:05:42.400 --> 0:05:43.000 excited for that. 0:05:43.000 --> 0:05:44.320 I was excited for it as well. But you know 0:05:44.320 --> 0:05:47.200 what I can feel as I'm shaking it? Should I 0:05:47.200 --> 0:05:48.080 play the thing or just not? 0:05:48.400 --> 0:05:50.880 No, shake your box. Okay, hold on, I gotta go 0:05:50.920 --> 0:05:54.040 find it. Hey, later you want to go to the arcade, 0:05:54.120 --> 0:05:57.839 I'll meet you. Let's shred down to the arcade. Man, 0:05:58.279 --> 0:06:01.240 do you have any quarters? No, the machine will do 0:06:01.279 --> 0:06:01.800 it for us. 0:06:01.880 --> 0:06:05.440 Man, I can't find it. I can't find anything. I 0:06:05.480 --> 0:06:07.960 hate this thing. I hate it. I hate it, I 0:06:08.000 --> 0:06:08.400 hate it. 0:06:08.480 --> 0:06:10.400 I have a CD player we could listen to you. Man, 0:06:10.800 --> 0:06:11.440 I brought it. 0:06:11.560 --> 0:06:13.480 Does it have those shock absorbers? Because you know when 0:06:13.520 --> 0:06:16.120 I go running my CD skips and my disc man. 0:06:16.240 --> 0:06:18.520 No, I just bought a new shock absor ever. One man, 0:06:19.680 --> 0:06:22.400 it's real cool. I know where I got it from 0:06:22.480 --> 0:06:25.039 the Wiz. Nobody beats the Whiz. You know that, right? 0:06:25.120 --> 0:06:28.919 The Whiz was a fantastic store. Yes, I loved the Whiz. 0:06:29.080 --> 0:06:31.800 I liked Crazy Eddie. I got totally Hits two thousand 0:06:31.800 --> 0:06:35.120 and three, which is still in my room from the Wiz. 0:06:35.200 --> 0:06:47.520 Okay, really, Scotty, shake shack shut creal share. 0:06:48.360 --> 0:06:53.720 Scotty. Okay, Okay, okay, you do look like a kid. 0:06:53.760 --> 0:06:56.600 You look like a teenager. Can I just say no? 0:06:56.800 --> 0:06:59.200 You can't just say okay? Well, I'm gonna say it anyway. 0:06:59.320 --> 0:07:02.520 You went on a whole tirade about beepers going to pagers. 0:07:02.720 --> 0:07:04.839 You ask for about it, okay, whatever, I'm. 0:07:04.680 --> 0:07:08.200 Still talking four one one operators, And all I said 0:07:08.839 --> 0:07:11.040 was something about totally hits two thousand and three, and 0:07:11.120 --> 0:07:15.440 you were like, okay, okay, nobody beats. 0:07:15.480 --> 0:07:17.960 The Whiz was always the cheapest for CDs, but they 0:07:18.000 --> 0:07:19.800 were always like fifteen ninety eight and the other stores 0:07:19.840 --> 0:07:20.920 were nineteen or twenty dollars. 0:07:21.000 --> 0:07:23.320 CD prices got really expensive towards the end they did. 0:07:23.560 --> 0:07:25.920 Now that's what I call music. They always had. Those 0:07:25.960 --> 0:07:28.040 were which one did I own? Now that's what I 0:07:28.080 --> 0:07:29.120 call music volume seven. 0:07:29.160 --> 0:07:30.560 Now they're up to like seven hundred. 0:07:30.840 --> 0:07:33.920 Okay, it's not that dramatic. It's like ninety nine or something. No, no, no, 0:07:34.000 --> 0:07:37.720 it's pretty high. In the UK, it's probably at two hundred, 0:07:37.800 --> 0:07:40.040 but it's not even at one hundred. I'm hungry. Let's 0:07:40.040 --> 0:07:43.560 eat some cereal plant powered protein with organic peanut butter, 0:07:43.680 --> 0:07:47.160 naturally sweet honey, creamy peanut butter clusters, this podcast and 0:07:47.240 --> 0:07:50.360 cunchy flakes rolled in nut butter. And I talking just 0:07:50.440 --> 0:07:52.840 cut me off. So here's the box and here's the bag. 0:07:53.280 --> 0:07:57.040 Look how small? See they do that, but it is 0:07:57.080 --> 0:07:59.480 what it is. That is the puniest bag I've ever seen. 0:07:59.720 --> 0:08:01.800 I can eat this whole bag in one sitting. However, 0:08:02.000 --> 0:08:04.320 when I have a feeling it's going to be pretty good. Okay, yeah, 0:08:04.320 --> 0:08:07.120 because they had that other that cashew and cashw butter 0:08:07.200 --> 0:08:09.360 cereal that I really liked. You didn't shake it that well, 0:08:09.520 --> 0:08:13.800 no I did. Okay, Yeah, you still have your spooner. 0:08:13.840 --> 0:08:17.560 You need another peanuts in here? What the whole peanuts 0:08:17.640 --> 0:08:17.880 in here? 0:08:18.080 --> 0:08:18.200 Oh? 0:08:18.320 --> 0:08:18.520 Boy? 0:08:20.280 --> 0:08:24.000 No? Who makes that really good? Trader Joe's. Maybe they 0:08:24.120 --> 0:08:26.000 make like a sweet butter or something. 0:08:26.120 --> 0:08:27.840 I can tell you, I haven't had any Trader joe 0:08:27.880 --> 0:08:28.960 cereal yet that I liked. 0:08:29.320 --> 0:08:32.120 What was the one thing that Trader Joe's makes. It's 0:08:32.160 --> 0:08:35.320 like a brown color. It's like an alternative to peanut 0:08:35.360 --> 0:08:38.920 butter spread almond butter. No, oh my gosh, this is 0:08:38.960 --> 0:08:42.079 gonna kill me. I'll remember it. I was gonna say 0:08:42.120 --> 0:08:44.480 something not nice there, but I won't. Here you go, pal, 0:08:45.160 --> 0:08:48.760 Thanks bro. Now that's more two thousands you ready. 0:08:49.559 --> 0:08:51.840 The flakes are all similar in the Nature's Path cereals, 0:08:51.920 --> 0:08:54.400 but I think the other a Kucha Moms will make 0:08:54.440 --> 0:08:57.439 it delicious. When you say is that the proper word? 0:08:57.480 --> 0:08:57.920 And here we go. 0:09:00.880 --> 0:09:02.719 I think the word I meant to say is accompaniments. 0:09:03.120 --> 0:09:04.720 You're making a face, but I kind. 0:09:04.600 --> 0:09:06.560 Of like it. It tastes like a Nutter butter. 0:09:06.960 --> 0:09:09.040 Yeah, and but I don't think I've ever had a 0:09:09.080 --> 0:09:11.840 cereal with whole peanuts in it before. That was perfect. 0:09:11.880 --> 0:09:14.480 That you're wearing the Pardo's precky peanuts hat. 0:09:14.880 --> 0:09:19.040 Yeah. Now back to mugshot Andy. I like this. I'm 0:09:19.080 --> 0:09:21.280 going three bowls in a spoon. It's pretty good. I 0:09:21.400 --> 0:09:25.199 want to give two bowls. Good, not great. It's not 0:09:25.640 --> 0:09:26.439 a go to for me. 0:09:26.840 --> 0:09:28.960 It tastes like a good like ranola water busted up 0:09:29.000 --> 0:09:29.760 and put it in milk. 0:09:30.200 --> 0:09:34.920 No, not, no, I like it. Yeah what I say, 0:09:35.160 --> 0:09:37.440 three bowls in a spoon. Yeah, I'm gonna do that. Okay, 0:09:37.840 --> 0:09:40.760 then I give you two bowls. You suck? Okay? Cool? Thanks? 0:09:41.360 --> 0:09:46.679 Oh sorry I got scolded andrewciding to look at the camera. Yeah, guys, hey, well, 0:09:46.720 --> 0:09:49.080 I mean primarily this is a podcast people just wanted 0:09:49.120 --> 0:09:51.040 to watch and see what we do. Somebe's gonna pretend 0:09:51.040 --> 0:09:55.400 the cameras not even there. Hey, man, with it, get it. 0:09:55.440 --> 0:09:57.559 That's a nineties reference. Then you have to do it? 0:09:58.040 --> 0:10:00.679 All right? Do it? Going down to this? You have 0:10:00.760 --> 0:10:01.480 to do it too? No. 0:10:04.120 --> 0:10:07.199 Introduced to this brand by our friend Greg. Wow, you 0:10:07.280 --> 0:10:11.880 can't even answer my poope on Instagram, he's the Jonas 0:10:11.920 --> 0:10:14.120 Brothers guy. You should follow him, you know what. I'm 0:10:14.120 --> 0:10:16.120 still not convinced that he listens to this podcast. 0:10:16.200 --> 0:10:16.800 I think he does. 0:10:17.160 --> 0:10:19.800 I put out a challenge to him about three episodes ago. Yeah, 0:10:19.920 --> 0:10:23.200 and I said, please use hashtag Crunchberry under this picture 0:10:23.240 --> 0:10:24.880 if you listen, and he never did it. 0:10:25.160 --> 0:10:28.480 Well did that episode even air yet? Yeah? Well by 0:10:28.520 --> 0:10:32.360 the time this one airs, it it already aired. Oh okay, Well, 0:10:32.400 --> 0:10:34.559 maybe he's just busy, you know, a piece the Jonas 0:10:34.600 --> 0:10:37.400 Brothers manager. I assume that, you know, he's a little 0:10:37.440 --> 0:10:41.439 bit busy. Anyway, This is another Jordan's Cereal. I love 0:10:41.559 --> 0:10:43.679 jordan Cereal. So far they haven't disappointed me yet. 0:10:43.960 --> 0:10:46.000 It's one of the American ones. There was the UK 0:10:46.160 --> 0:10:48.360 varieties of the Country Crisp or Morning Crisp, but whatever 0:10:48.360 --> 0:10:48.959 the hell it's called. 0:10:49.200 --> 0:10:53.760 But here, notice no crack Andrew. Yeah, you really pull 0:10:53.840 --> 0:10:56.280 down that jacket that hasn't been washed in the six 0:10:56.440 --> 0:10:58.199 years since Nico and Vin's was popular. 0:10:59.200 --> 0:11:03.959 Jordan's Morning Crisp. This one is bursting with nuts. So 0:11:04.559 --> 0:11:06.440 this is a very nutty episode. 0:11:06.040 --> 0:11:09.880 Andrew, that is such an udd title, right, bursting with nuts. 0:11:11.800 --> 0:11:15.439 It's the UK. They don't really understand the translation. No, no, no, 0:11:15.600 --> 0:11:17.560 this is the American one. My phone is ringing. Can 0:11:17.600 --> 0:11:22.720 I just look? Okay, God, these gen xers on their phone? 0:11:22.960 --> 0:11:26.520 Now, I do not like pecans, pecans whatever, I'm not 0:11:26.600 --> 0:11:29.199 a fan of them. There are pecan pecans in here. 0:11:29.559 --> 0:11:32.640 It also looks like there's hazel nuts and almonds and 0:11:32.720 --> 0:11:33.920 probably some other kind of nut. 0:11:34.240 --> 0:11:35.240 Oh, hazel nuts. 0:11:35.120 --> 0:11:39.240 Pecan Now this is interesting. It says pecan nuts. Aren't 0:11:39.240 --> 0:11:42.760 they just pecans? I've never heard it called a pecan nut? Well, 0:11:43.480 --> 0:11:45.560 and they call them. Oh, there's also brazil see now 0:11:45.640 --> 0:11:49.280 brazil nuts. No, no, no, they are the space wasters 0:11:49.360 --> 0:11:52.000 of nut mixes. Those are the giant ones that are 0:11:52.080 --> 0:11:54.480 like this big and they're not good and they just 0:11:54.559 --> 0:11:57.319 take up space. They have no taste and they're huge. 0:11:57.480 --> 0:11:59.760 Are they like the waffly looking ones? 0:12:00.120 --> 0:12:02.199 No, they're just a big giant nuts. They're like this 0:12:02.559 --> 0:12:03.000 this big. 0:12:03.720 --> 0:12:05.240 Yes in the nuts? Yeah? 0:12:05.520 --> 0:12:09.319 Yeah, so this just is a nut mixed cereal. Yeah, almonds, 0:12:09.400 --> 0:12:11.600 hazel nuts, pecan nuts, and brazil nuts. 0:12:11.880 --> 0:12:14.520 Okay, I'm in let's go. All right, let's do it. 0:12:14.640 --> 0:12:16.760 Those stories on here, blah blah blah, United States Britain 0:12:17.000 --> 0:12:18.040 Family Recipe Table. 0:12:18.120 --> 0:12:21.839 We're back to Jordan's. This is the first thing with 0:12:22.120 --> 0:12:27.079 nuts cereal. We put the traff phoneus for you. 0:12:28.400 --> 0:12:30.560 It was kind of pricey although it was on sale. 0:12:30.559 --> 0:12:33.200 It's stopping shop, sorry, shop right, I had a cheat 0:12:33.240 --> 0:12:33.400 on you? 0:12:33.960 --> 0:12:36.240 What is this thing? Can I stick my finger? I 0:12:36.280 --> 0:12:38.160 need to put this hat back on? Why do people 0:12:38.240 --> 0:12:40.599 wear hats? When you wear hats and you take a 0:12:40.720 --> 0:12:43.679 look at my hair, look at this looks the same 0:12:43.720 --> 0:12:45.600 as it did when you came in here. That's rude. 0:12:46.200 --> 0:12:48.160 All right, there's a lot going on in here. They're 0:12:48.240 --> 0:12:50.400 really Oh God, bless America. 0:12:50.960 --> 0:12:54.280 Oh here we go. Gen X are on his phone. Hello, 0:12:54.400 --> 0:12:57.280 welcome to serial Killers. Who's this? Hey? Are you still 0:12:57.920 --> 0:12:58.520 you're recording? 0:12:58.600 --> 0:13:01.160 I'm yeah, it's okay. We're just about to do Jordan's 0:13:01.200 --> 0:13:03.240 Morning Crisp and it's bursting with nuts. 0:13:03.640 --> 0:13:04.480 Oh I love that. 0:13:05.520 --> 0:13:07.160 Is this something that I can call you back about 0:13:07.200 --> 0:13:08.960 or because we're actually even recording this for YouTube. 0:13:09.160 --> 0:13:14.160 So they had everybody on YouTube. Hi YouTube, Okay, run, No, 0:13:14.240 --> 0:13:17.920 it's not over yet. We just started. Can't edit this, 0:13:18.040 --> 0:13:20.080 so love you. Bye o god. 0:13:20.360 --> 0:13:24.600 Wow, that was my wife Amy interrupting episode. 0:13:25.920 --> 0:13:29.480 It's messed up. You were the nicest husband I think 0:13:29.559 --> 0:13:32.520 I've ever Why was I rude? I mean, maybe it 0:13:32.640 --> 0:13:34.840 was you saying we can't edit it bye and hung 0:13:34.960 --> 0:13:37.600 up on her. I don't know. Maybe that just seems 0:13:37.640 --> 0:13:40.240 like a little rude to me. Call me crazy. There's 0:13:40.280 --> 0:13:42.280 lots going on in here. There's really a lock of way. 0:13:42.559 --> 0:13:46.520 That's a hole, right, there's there's entire full almonds home. 0:13:46.600 --> 0:13:49.439 And my leg just vibrated. My phone's not in my pants. 0:13:49.800 --> 0:13:50.480 Yeah, that happens. 0:13:50.480 --> 0:13:52.079 It's phantom phantom vibrations. 0:13:52.160 --> 0:13:55.240 Yeah, it's so weird. What a phenomenon. One two? 0:13:55.880 --> 0:13:57.840 Oh no, No, I'm not eating the freaking brazil thing. 0:13:58.040 --> 0:13:59.839 Good bye. You know which one? The brazil one is 0:14:00.160 --> 0:14:04.600 a big thing. I'm not seeing the big thing. Ow. 0:14:06.280 --> 0:14:07.720 I heard that, all right? 0:14:08.280 --> 0:14:10.599 And my tripper groun we got a lawsuit going on. 0:14:11.000 --> 0:14:15.839 Oh crap, it has the classic Jordan's clusters. You're right, 0:14:16.880 --> 0:14:19.640 my twothhirts, Like, look at the size of that brazil nut. 0:14:20.120 --> 0:14:23.640 It's huge. I see it. I ate it. I like 0:14:24.280 --> 0:14:27.480 enjoy this cereal, but it hurts. I really want to 0:14:27.560 --> 0:14:29.120 love it, but it hurt me. 0:14:29.360 --> 0:14:32.200 And I don't know this is a nice snack. I 0:14:32.280 --> 0:14:33.840 don't know that I want to eat it with milk. 0:14:34.160 --> 0:14:37.600 I like it's definitely bursting with nuts. 0:14:38.000 --> 0:14:39.080 I give it three balls. 0:14:39.600 --> 0:14:41.640 I'm surprisingly going to give it three balls in a spoon. 0:14:42.040 --> 0:14:43.120 It's really delicious. 0:14:43.280 --> 0:14:45.440 I'd be happier if there were no brazil nuts, and 0:14:45.480 --> 0:14:48.040 if there were some marshmallows in it, and maybe not 0:14:48.240 --> 0:14:48.880 some full. 0:14:48.800 --> 0:14:51.560 Nuts that make your teeth crap. That would be nice. 0:14:51.600 --> 0:14:52.880 There should be some sort of a warning on the 0:14:52.920 --> 0:14:55.880 box one hundred percent, yeah, like look out for shells. 0:14:56.040 --> 0:14:59.720 Oh it says may contain cashew nuts, pistachio nuts, and wheat. 0:15:00.280 --> 0:15:03.960 May it may. That is the crunchiest cereal I think 0:15:04.000 --> 0:15:06.320 I've ever had. Well, because I actually know the fire 0:15:06.400 --> 0:15:09.800 Engine cereal was bad. Yeah, poor rip. Oh God, we 0:15:09.920 --> 0:15:11.800 wanted to like that so much. Let's move on to 0:15:11.840 --> 0:15:14.520 cereal number three. It's the Bonus Box. Oh do I 0:15:14.560 --> 0:15:16.320 have to find the jingle? Okay, I could just do it. 0:15:17.280 --> 0:15:19.360 You probably don't even remember how it goes. 0:15:19.560 --> 0:15:29.160 But Bonus Buck's cereal killers bones. B there you go, 0:15:29.320 --> 0:15:31.200 I said it. So I found this one, you know, 0:15:31.200 --> 0:15:32.680 I don't even remember. It's getting itchy. 0:15:32.880 --> 0:15:35.480 No, it's not drink some milk. I don't even remember 0:15:35.560 --> 0:15:39.480 what store I found this in, but it piqued my interest. 0:15:39.880 --> 0:15:42.560 Don't know why, because it's some organic, tasteless crap and 0:15:42.640 --> 0:15:43.520 it was kind of expensive. 0:15:43.520 --> 0:15:44.320 But it was on sale. 0:15:44.600 --> 0:15:46.360 But I've never heard of this brand before. We've never 0:15:46.400 --> 0:15:48.680 done it, so I figured i'd buy a box. Okay, there, buddy, No, 0:15:48.960 --> 0:15:50.840 not really all right, Well, make it through one more 0:15:50.880 --> 0:16:00.720 box Forager Project Organic grain free. Oh's cinnamon gluten free? 0:16:01.440 --> 0:16:01.480 What? 0:16:02.080 --> 0:16:04.680 I don't know where did you find this? Some store? 0:16:04.920 --> 0:16:06.880 I don't even remember what store it was. It was 0:16:06.920 --> 0:16:09.720 a regular supermarket. Oh my god, I'm choking on a 0:16:09.720 --> 0:16:12.640 brazil nut. Maybe you're allergic too, No matter allergic. 0:16:12.680 --> 0:16:13.040 It's big. 0:16:13.400 --> 0:16:16.720 They make oat milk and cashu milk and yog hurt 0:16:18.240 --> 0:16:21.280 butter and all kinds of breakfasty type stuff. 0:16:21.880 --> 0:16:25.080 I picture someone in like Portland, Oregon. Was just like, 0:16:25.720 --> 0:16:27.960 I found these in my backyard and I put them 0:16:28.000 --> 0:16:28.680 in a box for you. 0:16:28.960 --> 0:16:31.720 Yeah, that's pretty much what this is. USDA Organic. I 0:16:31.840 --> 0:16:33.520 want to know What the forager project is is that 0:16:33.600 --> 0:16:35.000 a brander is actually a project. 0:16:35.040 --> 0:16:37.480 It's a collection of us. We all live in the hills. Well, 0:16:37.520 --> 0:16:39.440 here we go put cereal in boxes. 0:16:39.560 --> 0:16:42.560 It came from San Francisco, and here are the ingredients. 0:16:42.800 --> 0:16:46.080 The first ingredient cassava root. Have a feeling, I'm not 0:16:46.120 --> 0:16:51.200 gonna like this. Oh no, navy beans, cane, sugar, cinnamon, 0:16:51.320 --> 0:16:55.280 sunflower oil, safflower oil, pea protein, water. 0:16:55.920 --> 0:16:58.280 Yeah, yeah, this is bad. This is gonna be bad. 0:16:58.280 --> 0:16:59.880 I don't even know that I even want to go here. 0:17:00.600 --> 0:17:03.800 This is This is hippie cereal. Yes, I'm even gonna 0:17:03.800 --> 0:17:07.080 say it myself. It's hippie cereal. Simple whole, organic plant 0:17:07.119 --> 0:17:13.680 based ingredients make delicious, sustainable, riskstorative food. What's restorative is 0:17:13.760 --> 0:17:17.240 that maybe they're claiming that, like we eat it, we're restored. 0:17:17.560 --> 0:17:19.159 Oh yeah, Or maybe you poop it out and then 0:17:19.160 --> 0:17:20.240 you go back to the earth. 0:17:20.760 --> 0:17:24.199 Yeah all right, well let's just go. I can tell 0:17:24.240 --> 0:17:26.400 you right now. There's a little bag inside this giant box. 0:17:26.440 --> 0:17:32.640 I can feel it. What was Oh what we make? Wait, 0:17:32.680 --> 0:17:35.800 what is the side of the box. Say what we 0:17:35.920 --> 0:17:38.959 make of organic matters? What we make of organic matters? 0:17:39.080 --> 0:17:40.119 It depends on how you read it. 0:17:40.320 --> 0:17:43.639 Yeah, oh god, there was a plain original version and 0:17:43.680 --> 0:17:45.080 there was cinnamon, so I figured we might as well 0:17:45.119 --> 0:17:46.159 just get a little bit of taste. 0:17:46.440 --> 0:17:48.080 So I got the cinnamon one. I gotta tell you, 0:17:48.160 --> 0:17:54.440 there sucks. It smells like ass. Oh my god, wait, 0:17:54.520 --> 0:17:56.800 can you show them the back of the box really quick? Yeah? 0:17:57.040 --> 0:17:59.720 It looks like they make shampoos. 0:18:00.640 --> 0:18:03.720 Else and no frills products. It's no frills, you know, 0:18:03.800 --> 0:18:06.720 we've been through this, all right. I don't know, man, 0:18:07.240 --> 0:18:09.679 I don't know. They look like baby truos that are 0:18:09.720 --> 0:18:12.240 cut up with a hole in the middle. But or 0:18:12.359 --> 0:18:14.800 maybe they look like actually little klamari. That's what they 0:18:14.840 --> 0:18:18.679 look like, much like calamari circles. Well, this is going 0:18:18.720 --> 0:18:20.959