Speaker 1: Second date update.
Speaker 2: I was curious recently and googled how to get your
Speaker 2: first date back to your house?
Speaker 3: What he bro And that sounds tricky, like you're trying
Speaker 3: to trick them into it.
Speaker 2: Then I had to go back and add the word
Speaker 2: willingly thank you. A bunch of other stuff came up
Speaker 2: with portals to the dark web, so I was like, yeah.
Speaker 1: Really, probably shouldn't go that route.
Speaker 4: You mean to keep talking and have a cop You
Speaker 4: did that on a work computer too, didn't you.
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, PHR wants to come at me, Go find me
Speaker 2: somewhere else. But there's a lot of ideas online once
Speaker 2: you put in the correct search about grabbing coffee or
Speaker 2: drinks at a bar close to where you live, easy,
Speaker 2: or tell them about a pet at home that you'd
Speaker 2: really love.
Speaker 1: To introduce to me. You have to have a pet, though,
Speaker 1: that's true. Make sure that you're checking all those boxes.
Speaker 1: It's a pet lamp in the morning.
Speaker 2: But apparently none of that is better than what our listener,
Speaker 2: Kevin say he did. He told his date about a
Speaker 2: hobby and I don't even know what it is, but
Speaker 2: apparently it convinced her to go home with him to
Speaker 2: check out his place, So let's learn about it, Kevin.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show.
Speaker 4: Hey guys, excited to hear about what your hobby is?
Speaker 3: Kevin?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, why don't we go back to the beginning.
Speaker 2: Tell us about the woman that you met. What's her name?
Speaker 5: Yeah, her name is Meadow. She's really cool.
Speaker 1: Meadows.
Speaker 3: Did you guys meet on a dating app? Kevin?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, we definitely did.
Speaker 2: Yep, a dark web dating app or one of the
Speaker 2: normal web dating apps.
Speaker 5: Normal once.
Speaker 1: A cute place to meet.
Speaker 4: So all right, how are you feeling about meeting up
Speaker 4: with her before you guys saw each other?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean she's awesome. I mean we both like
Speaker 5: coseplay and or the rings. You know, she's got a
Speaker 5: similar interest.
Speaker 1: So what did you guys do for your date?
Speaker 5: Yeah? We we decided we were going to go catch
Speaker 5: some drinks and we did and we hung out there
Speaker 5: for a while. Wasn't it too far from where I lived?
Speaker 3: And was that way? Was that planned by you? Kevin?
Speaker 5: Well, it certainly was easy to get there and easy
Speaker 5: to get back. Should it go that way?
Speaker 1: Such a politician?
Speaker 5: Yes? Me?
Speaker 2: All right, So what's this hobby that you brought up
Speaker 2: that convinced her to go back with you.
Speaker 5: It's really cool. I don't know if you're big on
Speaker 5: TikTok or whatnot, but there's a trend happening right now
Speaker 5: called fridge skaping.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, fridge skaping.
Speaker 4: It's like a playoff of landscaping because it's like making
Speaker 4: your fridge the inside, Yes, the inside looks so beautiful
Speaker 4: where you like put all of your vegetables in an
Speaker 4: open container and you make your.
Speaker 2: People do like the soda rack shells and they're all
Speaker 2: organized by color.
Speaker 1: No, it's more than that.
Speaker 2: Like you put flowers sometimes in photos and they're like,
Speaker 2: it's cool, but it is like no offense, a little
Speaker 2: bit weird, Kevin. That weird because you're not you're not
Speaker 2: putting any actual food in your fridge.
Speaker 4: If you find a single man that doesn't have just
Speaker 4: an old slice of pizza in his fridge, you're winning, Kevin.
Speaker 1: Kevin, why why did you do it? What made you
Speaker 1: want a fridge escape?
Speaker 5: Well, like, I am a huge fan of Lord of
Speaker 5: the Rings. Like, as I mentioned, a lot of my
Speaker 5: house is pretty decked out. I'm like, why am I
Speaker 5: stopping at my fridge? You know?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 4: Wait, is there a Lord of the Rings theme to
Speaker 4: your fridge scaping kind of.
Speaker 5: It's like kind of like Rivendale in Lord of the Rings.
Speaker 5: One of the things I dated. I found this hydraulic
Speaker 5: pump that like I created a waterfall that kind of
Speaker 5: runs over my fresh Yeah, it just helps rejuvenate the fruit. Yes,
Speaker 5: I would.
Speaker 3: Go back to see that.
Speaker 4: Other guys, all I have is a carrot crisper where
Speaker 4: I put my carrots in water water.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you need an eye of Sauron at the top blinking.
Speaker 5: Not in my fridge. He is not welcome.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is just the good parts of the LOWD.
Speaker 3: No wonder she would go back to your house. Any
Speaker 3: of us would. Wow.
Speaker 2: So, yeah, you brought this up to her before you
Speaker 2: went back to your place.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she was like totally, I'll see that. She loved
Speaker 5: the waterfall. And then I also built this like treehouse
Speaker 5: that has like a nest that the eggs actually did in.
Speaker 1: What are you sure that she liked it, like for real?
Speaker 2: Or was she just being like, oh, okay, this is
Speaker 2: I mean, it sounds like a lot like a.
Speaker 4: Big Could a fridge like this be a turnof No,
Speaker 4: the woman's into cosplay.
Speaker 3: It It sounds like, I mean, what do you think, Kevin.
Speaker 5: That's the thing. Honestly, I mean I thought she was
Speaker 5: like into it. We were there for like twenty thirty minutes,
Speaker 5: like looking at everything, and I even like let her
Speaker 5: kind of rearrange stuff. And I don't let anybody mess
Speaker 5: with my art usually.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well, she's probably just trying to find some
Speaker 2: actual food in there that she can eat that's not
Speaker 2: part of the decoration.
Speaker 5: Well, I mean she placed it nicely. It looked good
Speaker 5: what she did. I was like, okay, yeah, I approve.
Speaker 1: I have that's I ever read a question? Does it
Speaker 1: smell okay?
Speaker 5: Like, yeah, you have to be you have to be
Speaker 5: up with.
Speaker 3: It, dude.
Speaker 4: This immediately signals a man who has clean sheets, okay,
Speaker 4: a man who is put together, who's on time for dates,
Speaker 4: Like I feel like that would be a good thing.
Speaker 4: I bet for her exactly.
Speaker 2: I mean, sure, Brooke, I could see you being like
Speaker 2: best friends with this guy. I don't know if that
Speaker 2: means that you necessarily yeah, if it's the most romantic
Speaker 2: sort of.
Speaker 4: Depends how much time he puts into this on the
Speaker 4: fridge is getting more attention than new Alexis? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Am I getting taken to water fowls or a fridge.
Speaker 1: Getting a lot, Kevin, do you think that could be
Speaker 1: a possibility.
Speaker 5: I mean, that's kind of what I'm wondering. But like,
Speaker 5: she seemed like she was like in all, like she
Speaker 5: was the rested, and like we we went watch a movie.
Speaker 5: We watched him Lord of the Rings only for like
Speaker 5: twenty thirty minutes. And that's the thing I'm like. She
Speaker 5: said she was tired, and I was like, oh crap,
Speaker 5: did I you know, did I overdo it?
Speaker 1: Well, you both already watched that movie, so it's like.
Speaker 3: Half hours.
Speaker 2: I mean, dating is tough, and even when you fridge
Speaker 2: scape as well as you possibly can, sometimes women still
Speaker 2: aren't impressed.
Speaker 4: Hey, but even if she doesn't like you, buddy, you
Speaker 4: got a girl back to your house.
Speaker 3: You spend great time with her.
Speaker 1: Everything was fun.
Speaker 4: I know we're supposed to get him another date, but
Speaker 4: all I want is pictures of the friend.
Speaker 2: Brook might even want to hire you after this to
Speaker 2: fridge escape for her.
Speaker 1: She wants a mashed potato mountain.
Speaker 2: We're gonna come up with some ideas for Brooks fridge scaping,
Speaker 2: but in the meantime, let's call meadow for you and
Speaker 2: try and get some answers when we do your second
Speaker 2: date update right after this.
Speaker 1: Okay, hold on second Date update.
Speaker 2: When you think about the top qualities women look for
Speaker 2: in a man, there's confidence, kindness. Oh yes, the ability
Speaker 2: to turn the inside of a fridge into an exact
Speaker 2: replica of Middle Earth with a working waterfall to keep
Speaker 2: your vegetables fresh. Not exaggerating, because one of our listeners, Kevin,
Speaker 2: is actually doing just that.
Speaker 1: Seriously, He's into fridge.
Speaker 2: Scaping, which, if you didn't know, is where you decorate
Speaker 2: the inside of your fridge with flowers and pictures and
Speaker 2: all sorts of beautiful things.
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't make it sound so mundane.
Speaker 2: Welly, Kevin's exit to a whole new level with a
Speaker 2: Lord of the Rings theme because he loves that trilogy.
Speaker 2: And that's how we got a woman named Meadow to
Speaker 2: come back to his place to check it out.
Speaker 4: Yes, who wouldn't wows place to see it?
Speaker 2: I seriously, who wouldn't want to do that?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 3: Who would?
Speaker 1: To call Meto right now on the radio?
Speaker 2: Thing is it didn't last very long because twenty minutes
Speaker 2: into watching the Lord of the Rings.
Speaker 1: Movie, she bailed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and has not been staying in contact with him
Speaker 2: since then, we're trying to help him figure out why.
Speaker 4: Yeah, wait, Kevin, we never asked, are you on social
Speaker 4: media with your fridge?
Speaker 5: Oh? Yeah, yeah, I posted it quite a bit like honestly,
Speaker 5: it brings a lot of people, quite a bit of joy, like,
Speaker 5: gets lots.
Speaker 3: Of like do you know if she followed you?
Speaker 5: She hasn't.
Speaker 3: Oh that's disappointing. Rude, Yeah, because I can guarantee she
Speaker 3: found it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is kind of a side off.
Speaker 5: Note.
Speaker 1: Do I have permission to call her your precious? For you?
Speaker 5: I hope I get to that place.
Speaker 1: She's in the cosplay.
Speaker 2: All right, we'll use it as a last resort if
Speaker 2: everything's going south, we'll bring Snegel into the equation.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I can do a good Snegel.
Speaker 1: Nobody nobody charms like Schnegel does.
Speaker 3: Okay, I mean that is the biggest turn off.
Speaker 2: But ever ever, that's plan B. Let's start by reaching
Speaker 2: out to Meadow. Hopefully she paid her phone bill and answers,
Speaker 2: but we need a weird thing to say.
Speaker 1: You're worried about her phone bill?
Speaker 3: After all this, Why are you gonna got a money shamer.
Speaker 1: In this economy? Who knows.
Speaker 2: I need to stay quiet here, Kevin until we find
Speaker 2: out what's going on with her, and then you can
Speaker 2: jump in.
Speaker 1: All right, okay, cool, all right?
Speaker 5: Right now? Hello?
Speaker 1: Hey is this Meadow?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What's up? Meadow? You're on the radio right now with
Speaker 1: a show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: He Meadow, the whole show's here.
Speaker 1: How you doing.
Speaker 5: Hi? This is kind of weird.
Speaker 1: I don't say that.
Speaker 3: I mean I would be a radio stationed.
Speaker 1: No, for real.
Speaker 2: We're a radio show and we're doing a segment called
Speaker 2: a second Date Update, and we're hoping to get some
Speaker 2: answers from one of our listeners that you went out
Speaker 2: with named Kevin.
Speaker 6: Oh, okay, Kevin? Yeah, No, I remember Kevin. Yeah, we
Speaker 6: we went on a date.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: What did you think about him?
Speaker 6: I mean he was really sweet. He was like a
Speaker 6: nice guy, you know, easy to talk to, really clean,
Speaker 6: like organized, more than most guys I date. You know,
Speaker 6: it's like hard to find a normal guy.
Speaker 3: Oh, anyone that can fridge escape?
Speaker 5: Right? Yeah.
Speaker 2: We heard about the fact that he decorated the inside
Speaker 2: of his fridge with like a Lord of the Rings theme,
Speaker 2: and it sounded like you thought that was pretty cool.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I had a feeling he had probably mentioned that
Speaker 6: to you.
Speaker 3: Tell us about it from your perspective.
Speaker 6: I mean, it was beautiful, like he's very talented. I
Speaker 6: mean I was really impressed.
Speaker 1: Me, even better than I imagine.
Speaker 3: So it didn't weird you out at all.
Speaker 6: It didn't weird me out. I just I felt like
Speaker 6: it could become a thing that could be an issue
Speaker 6: for us in the future, just because it like already
Speaker 6: kind of was an issue that first night.
Speaker 3: What do you mean that night?
Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
Speaker 6: So so he showed me the fridge. It was like
Speaker 6: really cool.
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 6: I was really into it, which I did not expect
Speaker 6: to be as into it as I was, because you know,
Speaker 6: it could be weird, but it wasn't. And then I
Speaker 6: asked to go to the bathroom and there was no
Speaker 6: toilet paper there, and he let me know he was
Speaker 6: running low, but he had a roll of toilet paper
Speaker 6: in the fridge.
Speaker 5: I saw it.
Speaker 6: He was using it for like a hot.
Speaker 5: At home, and I mean it was it.
Speaker 6: Was cool, and he had like fruit and vegetables leaning
Speaker 6: against it. It was like very intricate.
Speaker 1: That was the only toilet paper he had.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's the thing. Like I asked him. I was like, okay, well,
Speaker 6: can I just use the one in the fridge? I
Speaker 6: saw there was one in the fridge, and he offered
Speaker 6: me a rag. He was like, can you just use
Speaker 6: this rag insteady?
Speaker 1: I was totally grossed out.
Speaker 6: It was I was like, I'm not doing that. And
Speaker 6: then he was like, okay, well, I guess you can
Speaker 6: use it. So he like made this big to do
Speaker 6: about unassembling that gave.
Speaker 1: Me this like oh no.
Speaker 6: It was so awkward. It just like ruined everything. And
Speaker 6: I was like, this is their first date. Doesn't he
Speaker 6: want to make a good impression? And then he prioritizes
Speaker 6: the fridge over me being conquerable, you know, but.
Speaker 4: He thinks of himself as an artist, you know, like
Speaker 4: it it's hard as an artist to change something.
Speaker 6: I wasn't going to use the whole thing. He took
Speaker 6: it back and put it back in the fridge after.
Speaker 1: I don't want to put used toilet paper in the fridge.
Speaker 3: That's actually kind of gross, don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not like there's any food in there that
Speaker 2: you're actually eating.
Speaker 1: Though it's mostly just decorative.
Speaker 3: There's definitely food in there.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know, we should ask Kevin about it,
Speaker 2: because he's the only one that knows for sure, and
Speaker 2: I do need to let you know, Meadow. He's been
Speaker 2: on the other line listening to this conversation.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, Yeah, yeah, Kevin, are you there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sounds like you're kind of regretful.
Speaker 5: Well, I mean, you guys just kind of tore my
Speaker 5: my creation apart. And it's not like I used the
Speaker 5: used part of the toilet paper roll to put back
Speaker 5: in there. She used that and plus no.
Speaker 4: He just say, and you put a lot of effort
Speaker 4: in time.
Speaker 2: He puts three hours of work into the fridge scaping.
Speaker 2: He only put like a half hour into your date, Meadow,
Speaker 2: So you haven't earned it yet.
Speaker 5: No, I'm just saying the hesitation obviously came from there
Speaker 5: was a lot invested in the hobbit hole, and that's
Speaker 5: why I offered the rag. I mean, babies use reusable diapers,
Speaker 5: you know, cloth as an option.
Speaker 6: I mean, all I'm hearing right now is excuses of
Speaker 6: like why this is okay for you to do? Like
Speaker 6: you invited me to your house, wouldn't you want me
Speaker 6: to feel comfortable and taken care of? And like if
Speaker 6: it's the first date, with the toilet paper, then what
Speaker 6: does that look like further into a relationship, what other
Speaker 6: things would get prioritized over your partner.
Speaker 5: Well, now that you know how important my situation is
Speaker 5: with the fridge and like all the things I placed
Speaker 5: in it, Like maybe next time, just maybe you could
Speaker 5: bring your own toilet paper, and.
Speaker 6: Then maybe next time you can have toilet paper for
Speaker 6: your guests in your home, like for yourself.
Speaker 3: It's a good Like what are you doing, Kevin, He's.
Speaker 2: Got I'm sure he watches it underneath the waterfall that
Speaker 2: goes over the broccoli.
Speaker 1: He's a problem solver, Kevin.
Speaker 3: The solution to this is to buy toilet paper. That's
Speaker 3: that's a solution.
Speaker 5: I do buy it. I just happen to use a
Speaker 5: lot of it in the fridge. I go through it
Speaker 5: like crazy there and it gets adorned by more.
Speaker 1: Than go to Costco. That's what they're made for. I mean, Kevin,
Speaker 1: what she's saying, and I think.
Speaker 2: What a lot of women want on a first day
Speaker 2: is they want a guy who feels like they're being
Speaker 2: prioritized over the other things going on in their life,
Speaker 2: even if they do spend a lot of time and
Speaker 2: effort into it. Like, that's all she's saying is that
Speaker 2: she wants to know that you're gonna put her first
Speaker 2: over your fridge.
Speaker 5: Well, then she shouldn't have came back to my house
Speaker 5: because I was prioritizing it before she saw it.
Speaker 2: You did say you wanted to go back to his
Speaker 2: house to see the fridge, not to use his bathroom,
Speaker 2: So there.
Speaker 1: Is there's some shared blame. I think we can all agree.
Speaker 3: I blame the hobbit hole.
Speaker 6: Okay, I don't think I have any blame here.
Speaker 2: Meadow, maybe you don't, maybe you do. But either way,
Speaker 2: how about you make it up to Kevin by saying
Speaker 2: yes to a date work.
Speaker 6: The way to get a no hold on that's.
Speaker 3: Just Jeffrey sarcasm taking over.
Speaker 1: If I'm doing it wrong, then that's on me, Kevin.
Speaker 1: Take it away.
Speaker 5: Well, honestly, now that this fantastic option was presented me,
Speaker 5: I'll get a COSTC membership if you say yes.
Speaker 1: You're offering to supply the toilet paper for the day.
Speaker 3: You didn't know you could buy in Bolk.
Speaker 5: No, I didn't. I've never been a cost go.
Speaker 2: Wow, flag, dude, there is so much stuff for you
Speaker 2: to fridgeescape with in that Costco. No matter what Meadow,
Speaker 2: we would like to offer you that date, and we
Speaker 2: would pay for it.
Speaker 6: You know, at this point, this just feels like too
Speaker 6: much for me, and I feel like it's just gonna
Speaker 6: get worse once he gets to Costco.
Speaker 1: We didn't even seem.
Speaker 6: To understand without you guys coaching him why it's the
Speaker 6: problem in the first place.
Speaker 1: Kevin Man sounds like a no, I'm sorry, dude, your.
Speaker 5: Loss, Like, don't even think about following my account on
Speaker 5: social media.
Speaker 3: That sounds like.
Speaker 2: A threat sick burn from a fridge scaper that must
Speaker 2: sting Jeffrey in the morning. Isn't there a famous saying,
Speaker 2: never get between a man and his eloquently decorated fridge Socrates. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: but sounds like in the end Kevin is probably gonna.
Speaker 3: Be okay, Oh yeah, he's preoccupied. I think all he
Speaker 3: needs is his fridge.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't even shocked Steve and is looking for a romance.
Speaker 2: Well, there is going to be a woman who shows
Speaker 2: up at his place one day and she'll say yes
Speaker 2: to the rag you hold off, Kevin.
Speaker 1: She is out there waiting for you.
Speaker 3: That's the woman he wants.
Speaker 2: He just needs like a wilderness woman who's gonna bring
Speaker 2: her own Swiss army knife and toilet paper and everything
Speaker 2: with dripdry.
Speaker 1: Her husband has to clean it up off the floor.
Speaker 1: It's fine.
Speaker 2: The point is there's someone out there for all of us.
Speaker 2: Sometimes multiple someone's right, Alexis.
Speaker 3: I mean, if you say something, yeah, and we.
Speaker 2: Want to help convince that person or people to date you.
Speaker 2: So you can email the show and we'll call those
Speaker 2: people or persons who aren't calling you back.