1 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:08,080 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's trying to bring comfort style 2 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:11,159 Speaker 1: dinners to the breakfast table with a new line of 3 00:00:11,280 --> 00:00:16,759 Speaker 1: hardy cereals starting with mushroom and meat loaf crunch, frosted 4 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:22,840 Speaker 1: mac and cheese flakes, and pizza puff cereal. Yet you're 5 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:26,400 Speaker 1: Boxville today with laser stories this February read weird news 6 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:28,360 Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does it. 7 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:31,760 Speaker 1: We've got a laser. Those other honey bunches of burgeros, 8 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:36,800 Speaker 1: just dump this first Laser stories out of our favorite place, Florida. 9 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:39,680 Speaker 1: Let's go. Last year, a forty year old man named 10 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:43,080 Speaker 1: David Guavo decided he wanted to get healthier. So great, 11 00:00:43,159 --> 00:00:45,239 Speaker 1: that's actually great news out of Florida. What he did 12 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:47,880 Speaker 1: is he ditched all of the fast food in his life, 13 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:51,240 Speaker 1: along with chips, candy, and a bunch of other stuff, 14 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:56,560 Speaker 1: and then began following an extreme carnivore diet. Okay, I've 15 00:00:56,600 --> 00:01:01,480 Speaker 1: seen some of I don't get it. It's not good 16 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:04,600 Speaker 1: for you in the long run. Its definitely you don't know. Yet, 17 00:01:04,959 --> 00:01:09,080 Speaker 1: let's hear how they smengch Okay. Why is months David 18 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:13,640 Speaker 1: was only eating hamburger, meat, cheese, and full sticks of butter. 19 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:16,959 Speaker 1: That's the thing I don't get is the butter party. 20 00:01:16,959 --> 00:01:20,800 Speaker 1: Can you imagine what his sweat even smells like? Yeah? Well, 21 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:25,160 Speaker 1: after a while he began noticing something odd. Extreme diet 22 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:29,279 Speaker 1: turned his hands, feet, and elbows a light orange color. 23 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:34,039 Speaker 1: That's normal. Keep going. I'm showing a picture to my 24 00:01:34,319 --> 00:01:36,360 Speaker 1: hosts here so you can see, like the cracks in 25 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:42,120 Speaker 1: his hands are all orange. Oh my god, between a reaction, 26 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:46,160 Speaker 1: so it actually weird. It looks like there's like crunchy 27 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:50,200 Speaker 1: cheeto dust in all the lines. David thought that is 28 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:53,480 Speaker 1: a little unusual. So he went to the doctor, told 29 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:56,040 Speaker 1: them he'd lost some weight and was feeling really good. 30 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:59,880 Speaker 1: But when they checked his cholesterol it was over one thousand, 31 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:03,560 Speaker 1: oh my joy, which, if you don't know, anything above 32 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:06,640 Speaker 1: two hundred is considered bad. How did they not have 33 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:09,919 Speaker 1: a heart attack right there? Yow? So experts were called 34 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:14,000 Speaker 1: in and they diagnosed him with something called xanthlasma. It's 35 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:17,280 Speaker 1: when your cholesterol gets so high fat starts building up 36 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:21,880 Speaker 1: under your skin. It causes yellow or orange deposits, usually 37 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:25,560 Speaker 1: around your eyes, but it can happen anywhere on your body. 38 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:28,680 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, how much does that suck. You're trying 39 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:30,600 Speaker 1: to get in shape, and even the wrinkles of your 40 00:02:30,639 --> 00:02:34,919 Speaker 1: hands get fat. So other than landing in a medical journal, 41 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:37,160 Speaker 1: David needed round the clock care to try to get 42 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:39,880 Speaker 1: back to normal. They didn't say how he's doing now, 43 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:44,440 Speaker 1: but hopefully he's had a vegetable with his meal of butter. 44 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:47,640 Speaker 1: He's an extreme guy, he's probably only eating vegetables. Yeah, 45 00:02:47,720 --> 00:02:50,639 Speaker 1: now you know this. Next leisure stories out of Europe. 46 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:54,360 Speaker 1: According to a report out of the UK, a mix 47 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:58,680 Speaker 1: up involving British nuclear subs almost kicked off an international 48 00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:01,880 Speaker 1: incident with Russia. Rec Oh, this sounds like a more 49 00:03:01,919 --> 00:03:06,200 Speaker 1: serious story than laser story job. The Royal Navy was 50 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:09,360 Speaker 1: scanning for sounds of enemy activity underwater and they thought 51 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:13,280 Speaker 1: they heard enemy drone subs ooh, And the same sound 52 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:15,840 Speaker 1: was heard at least twice, so they were kind of 53 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:19,760 Speaker 1: freaking out, and they thought Russia must be dropping listening 54 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:22,400 Speaker 1: devices on the ocean floor so they could track Britain's 55 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:26,600 Speaker 1: nuclear subs. But after analyzing the sounds a little more 56 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:29,840 Speaker 1: now they think it might have been something else. Officials 57 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:32,680 Speaker 1: have just come out and said they believe it was 58 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:40,400 Speaker 1: whale farts. Never actually thought about that either sound crazy? 59 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:44,440 Speaker 1: Can you imagine the bubbles that come up? Dude? Is 60 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:47,360 Speaker 1: that I don't know? Is that how it starts? Can 61 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:49,880 Speaker 1: you hear our farts if you go underwater? Okay, we 62 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:52,440 Speaker 1: don't need to break down whale farts for twenty minutes. 63 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:55,440 Speaker 1: I think you get the idea. They have been mistaken 64 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:58,920 Speaker 1: for enemy subs before though. Way, I love that those 65 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:02,600 Speaker 1: are the two options, either a torpedo or A source 66 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:05,080 Speaker 1: in the military said they're still studying the data and 67 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:09,560 Speaker 1: taking it very, very seriously, but they currently think it 68 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:13,000 Speaker 1: was just a gassy whale and nothing else. Feel like 69 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:18,360 Speaker 1: we should start calling farts enemy subs. Yeah, this next 70 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:23,160 Speaker 1: Lazer story is out of cinema corner. You know how 71 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:27,440 Speaker 1: it goes. The theater advertises a movie starts set seven PM, 72 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:29,840 Speaker 1: so you make sure you're in your seat, popcorn and 73 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:33,040 Speaker 1: drinking hand at seven? Yeah, isn't there twenty minutes of previews? 74 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:36,120 Speaker 1: Always forget? You know, First you get assaulted by ads 75 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:40,000 Speaker 1: for cars and eminem's and Prime TV show starring Logan Paul, 76 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:43,839 Speaker 1: followed by that notice to please silence your cell phones 77 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:49,480 Speaker 1: and visually locate all of the exits before we begin. Exit. 78 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:55,040 Speaker 1: Then the preview starts now, and it's try I got 79 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:57,080 Speaker 1: a peep before the movie starts already. By the time 80 00:04:57,120 --> 00:05:00,880 Speaker 1: the actual movie begins, it's like seven forty and your 81 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:06,600 Speaker 1: popcorn is half gone. I want the popcorn throughout the 82 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:09,039 Speaker 1: whole movie, but I don't want to sacrifice the time 83 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:10,960 Speaker 1: to go when the movie actually is going. And we 84 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:12,800 Speaker 1: always try to get the large bucket, so you feel 85 00:05:12,839 --> 00:05:15,640 Speaker 1: really bad when it's like almost gone. I'm like, come on. Well. 86 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:19,040 Speaker 1: A Connecticut state senator calls this an abuse of people's 87 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:22,920 Speaker 1: time and has introduced a new bill that would make 88 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:26,760 Speaker 1: theaters list the actual start time of the movie that 89 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:29,400 Speaker 1: you are paying to see. You know what, I feel 90 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:35,520 Speaker 1: like our show is an abuse of people's time. May 91 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:37,880 Speaker 1: people kind of like it? I think okay. A local 92 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:41,320 Speaker 1: cinema pointed out that these are challenging time for movie 93 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:45,960 Speaker 1: houses and they really rely on those ads to have revenue. 94 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:50,440 Speaker 1: Otherwise it probably wouldn't exist. Making it easier for people 95 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:52,920 Speaker 1: to skip those ads is going to make companies less 96 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:55,359 Speaker 1: likely to pay for them. So this is a big deal. 97 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,560 Speaker 1: On whether a judge rules in their favor or not. 98 00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:00,719 Speaker 1: We will keep you updated. I feel bad that I 99 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:02,440 Speaker 1: don't like, I know now I feel like I need 100 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:04,960 Speaker 1: to go support that. If anything, we should sit through 101 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:07,400 Speaker 1: more commercials to the movies. Wait, guys, you want to 102 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:09,080 Speaker 1: not go to the movies? Is go to the commercial Yeah, 103 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:12,160 Speaker 1: we'll do it theaters just for you day before the 104 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:16,520 Speaker 1: movie starts. This the next let stories out of binge bars. 105 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:19,880 Speaker 1: So what were we streaming in twenty twenty four? Turns 106 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:22,279 Speaker 1: out it was a lot of older shows and the 107 00:06:22,360 --> 00:06:25,000 Speaker 1: data was just released. Let's find out who is the 108 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:30,320 Speaker 1: streaming king. At number seven, The Big Bang Theory. What 109 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:34,040 Speaker 1: that is? I guess our family got really into Young Sheldon. 110 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:35,920 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and now they want to watch a Big 111 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:39,719 Speaker 1: Bang Theory afterwards. Twenty nine point one billion minutes of 112 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:44,400 Speaker 1: nerd jokes. Just love it. Then number six the prequel 113 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:48,480 Speaker 1: The Big Bang, Young Sheldon Long Life. That chili cheese 114 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:51,479 Speaker 1: Burger is a step in the wrong direction. It must 115 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:54,160 Speaker 1: be the same producers and everything. Then it's a really 116 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:56,799 Speaker 1: cute show. Thirty two point eight billion minutes of people 117 00:06:56,839 --> 00:06:59,960 Speaker 1: watching that show. Number five, The Always and Ever Power 118 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:05,520 Speaker 1: Full ncis thirty five point nine to one billion minutes 119 00:07:05,520 --> 00:07:09,000 Speaker 1: of hot, steaming naval crime. I mean, people still like 120 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:12,440 Speaker 1: it isn't the same storyline every day. You know that. 121 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:15,000 Speaker 1: The whale fart episode, though, is gonna hit so hard. 122 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:20,440 Speaker 1: Number four on Hulu, the animated series Bob's Burgers got 123 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:24,200 Speaker 1: fifth match close to thirty seven billion minutes of time 124 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:27,320 Speaker 1: watch there. It would have been thirty six billion, but 125 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:30,720 Speaker 1: our editor Astley made up an entire billion just by herself. 126 00:07:31,480 --> 00:07:35,800 Speaker 1: Number three Family Guy, also on Hulu, You idiots. I 127 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:39,400 Speaker 1: watched it every day, forty two billion minutes watched. The 128 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:46,160 Speaker 1: second most stream show in America last year was Gray's Anatomy. 129 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:49,040 Speaker 1: There's still new ones of it. I I don't even know, 130 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:50,960 Speaker 1: and there's so many seasons. If you want to make 131 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,240 Speaker 1: it through like a whole thing, you're gonna have to 132 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:55,720 Speaker 1: spend a lot of time, guys. I started watching that 133 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:59,160 Speaker 1: show when I was like twenty three. Oh wow, that 134 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:01,960 Speaker 1: was eight decades ago. The biggest one of them all 135 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:07,680 Speaker 1: was the show Bluey. That's right, the Australian kiddie show 136 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:10,280 Speaker 1: about a blue healer puppy was stream more than any 137 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:14,400 Speaker 1: other program, with fifty five point six two billion minutes viewed, 138 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:18,480 Speaker 1: Which does beg the question who will become the next 139 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:26,680 Speaker 1: blue I don't think action, I mean, yeah, I doubt 140 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:29,640 Speaker 1: it's a kids show, but still you watch that. All 141 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:31,720 Speaker 1: means Laser Stories has come to an end for the day. 142 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:34,960 Speaker 1: We'll do it again, same time on Friday, Brook and 143 00:08:35,040 --> 00:08:36,080 Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning.