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Speaker 1: I got the Young Shooter with me on today's I

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Speaker 1: All that and more on a brand new banging Iron

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Speaker 1: Rapport Stereo podets once again with the Young Shooter, Myles

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Speaker 1: young shooter. He's on the microphone. Which barrel should I look?

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Speaker 1: A you're doing the two shot so that you don't

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Speaker 1: like when I go barrel boom, Dave, Boom, I'm right

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Speaker 1: You're right down that pipe. And now he looks boom

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Speaker 1: we Dave, keep us safe. We have our we have

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Speaker 1: Am Wrap Ports stereo podcast, as always the Dust Brothers

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Speaker 1: people still ask is that his real name? And I go,

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Speaker 1: I've been saying it for seven years. His name is

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Speaker 1: Miles Davis. That's that's his name. He is Asian and

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Speaker 1: he's the Asian Miles Davis. It's not like he's the

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Speaker 1: the Jewish Brad Pitt or the Jacobo podcasting He's name

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Speaker 1: is Miles Davis and he's and he's Asian. Is there

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Speaker 1: any relation to Miles Davis? Actually, like with him and

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Speaker 1: of the trumpet player. No, I don't think so. I

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Speaker 1: no fact checking. The Young Shooter is here. Um. You

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Speaker 1: can watch the podcast on my YouTube channel at Michael Rappaport.

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Speaker 1: We've been putting up videos. It's been great, great response.

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Speaker 1: You can see I have on my my oreos today.

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Speaker 1: You don't have to take them off, No, but I

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Speaker 1: sneaker culture since the last pod. Oh my god, I'm

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Speaker 1: talking about the b reds. We were talking about the breeds. Uh,

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Speaker 1: we were talking about the bread see and it's not.

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Speaker 1: I didn't have street credit to begin with, but I

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Speaker 1: Because no disrespect to Dwyane Wade, no disrespect to Clay Thompson.

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Speaker 1: He probably makes a kazillion dollars selling them, and I

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Speaker 1: They sell those recently for like they rocked? They sold

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Speaker 1: they sold for like a million dollars or something like that.

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Speaker 1: I'm willing to auction off Michael Rappaport's podcast worn Oreo sneakers.

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Speaker 1: How much do you think those would go for? I

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Speaker 1: don't know. They they smell. I've worn them. You probably

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Speaker 1: to my flat feet. You probably hurt yourself wearing them.

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Speaker 1: Probabably devalued them. I devalued them. But if there was

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Speaker 1: but but in the meantime I don't. I don't think

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Speaker 1: never called breeds. It's not no longer called breeds. They

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Speaker 1: I didn't know. I'm everybody knows who's of my first

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Speaker 1: new bounces on the last podcast. That's not the point.

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Speaker 1: That's not the point. The point is what he's the point.

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Speaker 1: I don't remember what the point is. I have no Oh.

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Speaker 1: The point is is this two shot. Guys. This is

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Speaker 1: the week the Sucker Ship T shirts are going back

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Speaker 1: for sale this week. This week is November, the week

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Speaker 1: of November six, November. At the end of the week,

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Speaker 1: we'll be putting up the Sucker Ship T shirts and

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Speaker 1: we will be putting up the limited edition and it'll

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Speaker 1: only be limited because we don't know who's gonna buy it.

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Speaker 1: The fake Kurt Cobain T shirt, but as you guys

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Speaker 1: all know, it'll be the real Dean Collins. Yes, I'm

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Speaker 1: rocking that, and I would never rock a Kurt Cobain

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Speaker 1: I mean, Kurt Cobain and Michael Jordan's ain't the same thing.

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Speaker 1: Rocking Jordan's and a Kurt Cobain T shirt ain't the

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Speaker 1: same thing. It ain't even in the same discussion. You're

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Speaker 1: fifty one, Damn. What does that mean? It means you're

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Speaker 1: thirty one getting older. I'm fifty one. I'm thirty one.

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Speaker 1: I still look like I'm sixteen. You don't look like

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure, you're still look like you're sixteen. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: fact that you're thirty one but you look twenty something now.

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Speaker 1: like right now, if you're working as a working actor

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Speaker 1: I appreciate that, and I'm glad. And if you ever

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Speaker 1: and the podcast is all my you before we started

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Speaker 1: and then the cold, why are you lying to everybody?

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Speaker 1: of New I Cream because I've dry skin. You were

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Speaker 1: If that looks like makeup, fire Chanel, fire those people

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Speaker 1: at Naxima. Down the barrel again, just to double check

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Speaker 1: that tangent I do have on Kashmir. That's great, Captain

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Speaker 1: cashin Two things. Number one, I will be in Phoenix

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Speaker 1: So I'm just kind of like, but yo, I know

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Speaker 1: it is Thanksgiving. I can't wait, one of my favorite holidays.

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Speaker 1: Why because I love the food. I love that stuffing

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Speaker 1: I go to my parents so they make a feast

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Speaker 1: have to do the undo the notches on my belt

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Speaker 1: a little bit, but which is different than unfolding the loaf,

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Speaker 1: completely different. Undoing the belt is different than unfolding the loaf,

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Speaker 1: been coming to the shows, saying dingo and you see

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Speaker 1: Caroline show the other night with the O G. Sucker

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Speaker 1: Shit T shirt. Go on, speaking of the O G.

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Speaker 1: Sucker Shit T shirt which is going on sale this

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Speaker 1: week for pre order and all that too, right, straight,

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Speaker 1: just awesome, Okay, Kurt Cobain T shirt that it's gonna

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Speaker 1: Cobain's on their shirt. They're like, oh, that's a dope Kurt.

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Speaker 1: Oh is that like the Nirvana shirt from the nineties

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Speaker 1: best shows I've ever given between the crowd and I

418
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:58,560
Speaker 1: just felt loose. My energy was good. I was feeling

419
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Speaker 1: I was the last show I had ran into, not

420
00:23:01,359 --> 00:23:03,639
Speaker 1: ran into. I connected with a really old friend of

421
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:06,640
Speaker 1: mine who's at the first show, who's on a man

422
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:13,080
Speaker 1: on fire ship. Um. Shout shout out to Denzel Washington UM.

423
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:15,119
Speaker 1: And then I knew a good friend of mine was

424
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:16,720
Speaker 1: gonna be at the second show. It had been a

425
00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:18,800
Speaker 1: long week. I was looking forward to having a great

426
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:23,320
Speaker 1: final fifth show at Caroline's Ambro in New York City.

427
00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:25,480
Speaker 1: Shout out again to all the people that showed up.

428
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Speaker 1: To all the shows that listened to the podcast. The

429
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:32,400
Speaker 1: first five minutes of the show, ten minutes to show,

430
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:34,760
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes of the show. Normally, I messed around with

431
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:36,800
Speaker 1: the crowd and get my feet on the ground. I

432
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:39,800
Speaker 1: like to talk to the crowd, get settled, get them settled,

433
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,840
Speaker 1: so to chill out. Blah blah blah blah blah. I'd

434
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:46,040
Speaker 1: say this was four to five minutes into this. It

435
00:23:46,119 --> 00:23:50,040
Speaker 1: was really early. There was no trump mentioning, there was

436
00:23:50,119 --> 00:23:54,040
Speaker 1: no nothing. Just literally like I was like, it was

437
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:56,879
Speaker 1: like the game just started, and like I'm at the

438
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,520
Speaker 1: twenty four yard line. It was like second and six.

439
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:02,080
Speaker 1: The game him literally just started. You were like, how

440
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:05,359
Speaker 1: how's everyone feeling in I'm like you fearing vibe. I

441
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:09,119
Speaker 1: see a guy right right right there down the pipe.

442
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:11,399
Speaker 1: I see a guy where I'm doing that, mind you,

443
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:13,720
Speaker 1: A good friend of mine is sitting right here. I

444
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:15,960
Speaker 1: see a guy right off to the to the right there,

445
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:19,280
Speaker 1: pick up his camera while I'm bantering with the crowd

446
00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:23,520
Speaker 1: and go like this. He starts doing this. He's filmed me.

447
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,479
Speaker 1: He picks his camera. I see him go like this

448
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:31,400
Speaker 1: and starts going like this, filming me. And and I'm

449
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:35,200
Speaker 1: like you know, it's so blatant, and it's so like

450
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:39,720
Speaker 1: right in front of me, and I go, Yo, whoa, yo,

451
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:42,119
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Are you filming me? And he

452
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:44,040
Speaker 1: just like puts it down really quick. I go, are

453
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:47,119
Speaker 1: you giving me the middle finger at my own show?

454
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:51,320
Speaker 1: And he's like, I said, Yo, get the funk out

455
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:53,040
Speaker 1: of here. No. But wasn't he like fuck you? Or

456
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:56,679
Speaker 1: are you saying? He did it again like that and

457
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:59,320
Speaker 1: then he said something. He said something. He said something

458
00:24:59,359 --> 00:25:02,600
Speaker 1: which I couldn't understand. He said something, And as soon

459
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:04,600
Speaker 1: as he said that, I was like, because I don't

460
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:07,880
Speaker 1: play that ship. I'm down for a heckling. I'm down

461
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:11,959
Speaker 1: for talking shit. You can say you sunk, we can

462
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:15,639
Speaker 1: get into all that. But when you think you're coming

463
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:19,000
Speaker 1: to my show in my city and you're gonna make

464
00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:21,640
Speaker 1: me a video on your Facebook page or you're gonna

465
00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:24,320
Speaker 1: make me a video on Instagram and you're gonna make

466
00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:26,440
Speaker 1: you're doing like this is not hackling. This is like

467
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:31,159
Speaker 1: you're you're coming within a genia in New York City.

468
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:34,639
Speaker 1: It's Mike, and I'm like thinking about like, and I

469
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:36,560
Speaker 1: could see because he because he had his hand, because

470
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:38,840
Speaker 1: I saw right off the top a wedding ring. So

471
00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:44,440
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is a grown man who's fat, out

472
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:46,520
Speaker 1: of shape. And I also see, because it's it's very little,

473
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:48,439
Speaker 1: I see he has like stains on his shirt, a

474
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:51,080
Speaker 1: lot of stains, a lot of alcohol stains. He looked loaded,

475
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:54,400
Speaker 1: he looked zapped, but he wasn't zapped. I'm not blaming

476
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:56,159
Speaker 1: it or giving him a pass on the zapped in

477
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:59,560
Speaker 1: the loaded because it's such a specific thing you do. Like,

478
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:01,560
Speaker 1: I like the way he was looking at me was

479
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:05,920
Speaker 1: with not friendly or good enough. He he walked into

480
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:09,960
Speaker 1: that show, to my show in New York City and

481
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,639
Speaker 1: was gonna make me look like a fucking asshole for

482
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:15,359
Speaker 1: his Facebook group or whatever the funk it was. And

483
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:17,960
Speaker 1: I was just like, get the funk out, and he

484
00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:20,520
Speaker 1: like plopped back down. And then as soon as I

485
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:23,560
Speaker 1: get the funk out, like everybody looked back at him.

486
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:27,440
Speaker 1: And I don't know how it got from that, because

487
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:32,720
Speaker 1: it escalated quickly. Dave, have you seen this video? Dave? Yeah,

488
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:35,720
Speaker 1: my friend was actually there. Oh wow, what what what

489
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:38,560
Speaker 1: did your friends say that your they saw they heard about?

490
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:42,359
Speaker 1: What did your friend? Uh? A witness? She was like

491
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:44,959
Speaker 1: it was like some crazy heckler kind of dude was

492
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:48,200
Speaker 1: like not really, hecular just like kind of walled out. Yeah,

493
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,320
Speaker 1: like you did the right thing, got about of there,

494
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:51,840
Speaker 1: but you made it funny to get him out of there.

495
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:54,840
Speaker 1: Exactly it was. And I just want to say this

496
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:56,919
Speaker 1: befocause we we have a videotape, we have the audio.

497
00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:01,280
Speaker 1: As soon as it happened, we talked Dan the young

498
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:05,000
Speaker 1: shooter put down the barrel, which center barrel or my barrel?

499
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,359
Speaker 1: Actually two shot it because you're not on that barrel.

500
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:10,359
Speaker 1: We talk about the young shooter being security. We mock,

501
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:14,840
Speaker 1: we teased the shooters. We we need really seriously as security.

502
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:17,880
Speaker 1: We never take you seriously as a security I understand,

503
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:20,280
Speaker 1: like when I wear a big jacket, you don't know

504
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:23,119
Speaker 1: what's no. And when when you have that security shot on,

505
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:25,920
Speaker 1: no one's taking you seriously. But I'll say this. As

506
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:29,600
Speaker 1: soon as I say get the funk out to the guy,

507
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:31,720
Speaker 1: I twice because he looked at me like really and

508
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, get the funk out. My guy ran

509
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:38,800
Speaker 1: into action. There were like two security guards at that show.

510
00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:40,879
Speaker 1: No one was running up there. I don't know what

511
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:44,320
Speaker 1: it was. It took it felt like forever, but I

512
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:46,840
Speaker 1: ran up there to that guy, and I went right

513
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:49,640
Speaker 1: up to him and I said, get the funk out,

514
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:52,040
Speaker 1: Get the funk out. You're ruining the show for everybody.

515
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:54,600
Speaker 1: And he looked at me and he said, no, dumbfounded

516
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:57,800
Speaker 1: because he I think he was shocked. He was like

517
00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:00,159
Speaker 1: he was shocked. He was shocked that I saw him,

518
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:01,840
Speaker 1: and he was shocked that I, like, I jumped on

519
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:04,040
Speaker 1: him so quickly. He had a look and saw what

520
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:06,400
Speaker 1: he did right off the top, and I was just like,

521
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:08,840
Speaker 1: like I said, if you want to heckle, if you

522
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:12,320
Speaker 1: want to like go back and forth, I'm down for

523
00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:16,160
Speaker 1: all that. But when you come there with like that agenda,

524
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:20,600
Speaker 1: he had an agenda, and then my agenda trumped no

525
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:23,920
Speaker 1: pun intended trump to his agenda, because you're not making

526
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:26,880
Speaker 1: me look like a fucking dick in New York filming

527
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:29,040
Speaker 1: me with your fucking middle finger up and you got

528
00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:30,800
Speaker 1: a wedding ring on there, and I'm all, this is

529
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:34,600
Speaker 1: going through my head. The shooter runs on there. I

530
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:36,560
Speaker 1: could have tasted him, I could have mazed him, but

531
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:38,760
Speaker 1: I looked at him and I have that gel I

532
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:40,520
Speaker 1: the pepper gel I did have with me, But I

533
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:42,160
Speaker 1: didn't need to, Uh, I didn't need to use it.

534
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:43,479
Speaker 1: Because I looked at him. I thought I could take

535
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:45,320
Speaker 1: this guy. I'm not a big guy, but I looked

536
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:47,760
Speaker 1: at this guy. How big was he? Not big? He

537
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:51,440
Speaker 1: was not big, he was overweight. He had a lot

538
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:54,000
Speaker 1: of stains on his shirt. But people were rooting for

539
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:58,240
Speaker 1: me to take They said, taste shooter makes the shooter mae.

540
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:01,520
Speaker 1: Some somebody said Mason shooter, Mason shooter, and I said,

541
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:03,800
Speaker 1: I got it. I don't need the mace. I was

542
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:06,560
Speaker 1: about the dragonuation under I had it under control. I

543
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:10,360
Speaker 1: diffused the situation, and he wouldn't leave it first. When

544
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:13,440
Speaker 1: I got I got hyped. Play the videotape here and

545
00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 1: be ready to stop and start this Dave. That's tummy

546
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:26,920
Speaker 1: right there, pausing now at this I don't know why

547
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:29,720
Speaker 1: he was standing up. Why was he standing I don't

548
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:31,480
Speaker 1: know why he was standing up. But that's another thing,

549
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:34,360
Speaker 1: like you don't stand up because now I'm like, although

550
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:37,200
Speaker 1: he's you know, ten fifteen feet for me, you're putting

551
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:39,880
Speaker 1: me in like are you gonna charge the fucking stage?

552
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:43,160
Speaker 1: Like And he wasn't saying anything. He's totally honest with

553
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:45,720
Speaker 1: you when those things happened, Like I'm talking ship but

554
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:49,280
Speaker 1: there's also a part of me that's afraid. I mean, yeah,

555
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:51,600
Speaker 1: you don't know what this, You don't know what the something,

556
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:53,560
Speaker 1: You don't know what the fund is going on. And

557
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:55,360
Speaker 1: he had a guy sitting with him who I could

558
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:58,240
Speaker 1: tell was big, huge. Again, this is not a heckler.

559
00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:01,360
Speaker 1: This isn't like, Oh I'm I'm breaking rappaports balls. Play

560
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:08,960
Speaker 1: the rest of the clip, Dave pause. Now. I I

561
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:12,360
Speaker 1: asked him, Yeah, you must have thought it was White

562
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:15,760
Speaker 1: Boy Day. Do you know what that's from? You're quoting

563
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:20,640
Speaker 1: your own movie, True Romance Drexel. Yeah, I asked him,

564
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:22,920
Speaker 1: you must have thought it was White Boy Day. How

565
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:24,960
Speaker 1: was that quoting your own movie at your own show

566
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,640
Speaker 1: in New York City? Did you like you had people

567
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:29,960
Speaker 1: caught that? Because that's a that's an iconic line that

568
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:34,840
Speaker 1: Quentin Tarantino wrote, right, articulated by Gary Olman, where he

569
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:37,760
Speaker 1: asked Christian Slater, you must have thought it was White

570
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:41,040
Speaker 1: Boy Day, and and and and a few people in

571
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:43,800
Speaker 1: the crowd knew exactly what it was. For the people

572
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:45,200
Speaker 1: that didn't know what it was, what do you think

573
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:47,280
Speaker 1: was going on through there? Like what was going on

574
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 1: in their mind? Like this guy, this white guy. You

575
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:52,280
Speaker 1: must have thought it was white boy. But because because

576
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:55,160
Speaker 1: what it is is like Gary Olman was asking Christian Slater.

577
00:30:55,440 --> 00:31:00,200
Speaker 1: Gary Olman's character actually thinks he's black, right, But all so,

578
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:03,960
Speaker 1: it's it's not about black color, it's about you must

579
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,560
Speaker 1: have thought it was dumb fuck day. God it it's not.

580
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:08,680
Speaker 1: It's not like you might And but Gary Owen's character

581
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:10,280
Speaker 1: Drexel was like, you must have thought it was white

582
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:14,040
Speaker 1: boy day. Great line. And then of course his character

583
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:18,400
Speaker 1: Clarence winds up taking out Drexel. Sorry spoiler, if you

584
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,120
Speaker 1: haven't seen true Romans, I don't know what to tell you.

585
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:27,600
Speaker 1: Play the rest of the clip, Dave, get the fun out,

586
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:35,040
Speaker 1: the funk out. You told him to go to Sabarrow's.

587
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:40,440
Speaker 1: Pause and if you notice his friend is laughing, they're like,

588
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:43,760
Speaker 1: oh my god, Like, yeah, it was humiliated. We told

589
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:46,440
Speaker 1: him to go to Sabarrow's, which is the very worst

590
00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:48,280
Speaker 1: place in New York City you could get pizza. If

591
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:51,040
Speaker 1: you're in New York City and you go to Sabarrow's,

592
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:53,400
Speaker 1: you're just you just might as well have tourists put

593
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:56,320
Speaker 1: on your form like the Applebee's of Pizza, Applebe's of

594
00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:58,200
Speaker 1: Pizza and if you're in New York, you could do

595
00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:02,160
Speaker 1: way better any anywhere else than to barrows. I told

596
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:04,640
Speaker 1: him go across the street and get some barrows. And

597
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:06,720
Speaker 1: I believe I called him Tubby twice at that point,

598
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:08,800
Speaker 1: but it felt like he called him Tubby all night

599
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:10,560
Speaker 1: long because he was fat. And then I believe at

600
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 1: one point I called him, donut play the rest of

601
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:28,320
Speaker 1: the clip. Yeah, get out, you fuck. And then and

602
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:32,560
Speaker 1: then they had that time Square security come in there.

603
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:37,640
Speaker 1: It's so good. That's me saying it's so good. That's

604
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:40,240
Speaker 1: me saying, get out, you fat fuck. And I was

605
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:43,320
Speaker 1: not going to continue the show until this motherfucker got

606
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 1: the funk out. Whether it had gotten to another thing,

607
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:48,400
Speaker 1: I was in my head. I was like, we've already

608
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:51,120
Speaker 1: gone this far because it was about three or four minutes. God,

609
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:53,200
Speaker 1: it felt like a lifetime. It felt like a lifetime.

610
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:55,280
Speaker 1: And I was like, also thinking, how do I bring

611
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:58,040
Speaker 1: this back to the closing night of a comedy show,

612
00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:00,480
Speaker 1: because people are like people were like pissed off, Like

613
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:02,200
Speaker 1: the person that was sitting next to that guy, he

614
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:06,560
Speaker 1: looked like really angry that this was interrupting the show.

615
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:09,120
Speaker 1: But the thing is the audience had your back because

616
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:13,360
Speaker 1: there you noticed they're all singing hey good. But and

617
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:14,800
Speaker 1: then I did the remix because it was not a

618
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:19,640
Speaker 1: Nana hey good, right, and you were doing dumb fucking right.

619
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:22,880
Speaker 1: You were like doing like yeah, you were doing yeah,

620
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 1: you were doing that DJ COLLU shit. And they had

621
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:28,200
Speaker 1: the time score security come in there, um, and then

622
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:30,840
Speaker 1: we got rid of this fuck play the one more

623
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:44,360
Speaker 1: clip though, that clip there, Okay, you left your wife

624
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:46,920
Speaker 1: and okay, hold on, can I pause? Can I pause

625
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:50,160
Speaker 1: that right now? How on earth did you wind up

626
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:52,480
Speaker 1: wearing that hat? What is that hat? Where did that

627
00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:55,600
Speaker 1: hat come from? What? What is that guy in the

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Speaker 1: front row? Oh? I believe that hat was custom leather. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I said to him, because I had already asked him

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Speaker 1: asked him about his cap because his cap game was ill.

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Speaker 1: Can I rock it? Did you ask him? Can I

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Speaker 1: rock it? While I'm heckling this guy? I just said,

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Speaker 1: can I can I borrow your hat? Well? Now, in

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Speaker 1: your mind, what was it that that made you go,

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Speaker 1: I want a hat for while I'm calling we have?

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Speaker 1: I felt like at that point, after three minutes of this,

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Speaker 1: I have to this is still I knew the hat,

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Speaker 1: but I want that hat, and I don't want up

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Speaker 1: my own version of the hat. I want that fucking

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Speaker 1: hat because you looked like a gay firefighter, like someone

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Speaker 1: on that. You were acting different with that hat too,

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Speaker 1: because you were kind of like you were jumping. You

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Speaker 1: were like you were really taking on this different persona

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Speaker 1: with that hat. But it worked. It worked, um, and

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Speaker 1: the response to it, You've seen comments on like what

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Speaker 1: what have you seen? Nine percent of the people love

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Speaker 1: it so funk with a trained professional. Well, I don't know, man,

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Speaker 1: it's different. It's differ And on Reddit, I have to

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Speaker 1: say it's a different Reddit because I for some reason,

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Speaker 1: I'm they won't let me ever be on red. It's

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Speaker 1: comments that maybe you don't want to see the cool

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Speaker 1: I just I I put the video up to be

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Speaker 1: right in there. I was in the act. You filmed

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Speaker 1: that video that we just showed. We all that, but

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Speaker 1: we got scores and we have a lot of other things,

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Speaker 1: like the fucking Zapruder tape. We got angles, we got

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Speaker 1: we got wide shots, we got close ups, you got left,

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Speaker 1: the shooter. We got the whole incident all over the

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Speaker 1: place surrounded. But what what is it? What is it?

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Speaker 1: It's like a Steven Spielberg film. Yes, no, I mean,

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna like get the uh, I'm not gonna

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Speaker 1: get the link out and read all the comments. General.

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Speaker 1: It's just like people were saying that you were fat

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Speaker 1: shaming him, that shaming him, that you didn't destroy him,

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Speaker 1: fat shaming him. He was a fat fuck I know.

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Speaker 1: But they were saying that like this, you can't fat

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Speaker 1: shame people who come to your show. You were saying,

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Speaker 1: you were just saying fat fog Tubby. You weren't saying,

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Speaker 1: he's trying to be funny. I was trying to be mean,

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Speaker 1: blatantly mean. Just they said damn. One of the comments was, damn,

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Speaker 1: he's vicious. I was trying to be. I wasn't trying

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Speaker 1: to be funny, trying to be trying to be nice.

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Speaker 1: I was trying to shame him. I wanted, and I

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Speaker 1: set him up there. I said, your wife's gonna see this,

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Speaker 1: and I hope he got kids and they're gonna see

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Speaker 1: this too. Damn, because you're a grown man. This guy

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Speaker 1: was at least my age. You thought, you're this is

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Speaker 1: what you You spent a hundred, it said, it takes.

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Speaker 1: I think he purpose. I think he spent a hundred

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Speaker 1: and fifty dollars to go there and get that video.

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Speaker 1: I don't think that he was there. He's worth but

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Speaker 1: his friend looked humiliated, and at one point his friend,

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Speaker 1: while they were leaving, he's like, come on, Mike, Michael,

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Speaker 1: that's enough. That's enough, Like like we were cool, right,

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Speaker 1: I think that's in the video. I think we can

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Speaker 1: continue playing No, No. But also people were like, I

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Speaker 1: thought it was like set up. A lot of a

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Speaker 1: lot of people on Reddit and a lot of people

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Speaker 1: in your comments were like, this is the most stage

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Speaker 1: video I've ever seen. Because apparently that's what a lot

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Speaker 1: of I guess a lot of comedians who don't really

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Speaker 1: their audience and have a whole thing happen just to

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Speaker 1: make it exciting. Would never ever do if I only

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Speaker 1: I would only do that with something like with you.

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Speaker 1: But I'm not with that. I'm not with scaring crowds.

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Speaker 1: I'm not with scary because, like I said, there's a

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Speaker 1: part of me when that was going on, You're a

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Speaker 1: little fearful. Yeah I knew I was good, but you're

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Speaker 1: alsos like where can this go? Yeah, you gotta be

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Speaker 1: A lot of people on Reddit were like, damn that guy.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you chewed them up so bad. You're lucky

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Speaker 1: he didn't come back, you know, shooting up the whole.

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Speaker 1: That ain't funny. I'm not saying it was funny. That's

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Speaker 1: what Reddit. Don't come to a club your forty something,

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Speaker 1: and give me the middle finger and film it. Think

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Speaker 1: who pull a clip up of a photo grap of this.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is that marinate. Look at this

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Speaker 1: fucking guy who looks like he's literally eating himself from within.

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Speaker 1: He looks like he's decomposing right in front of everybody.

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Speaker 1: This is if COVID nineteen had a face, it would

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Speaker 1: be Steve Bannon. If the ship smear on the bottom

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Speaker 1: of Mike Jordan's had a face, it would be Steve Benn.

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Speaker 1: Steve band You ever like stepping a pilot of dogship

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Speaker 1: and then you look at it and you're like, damn,

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Speaker 1: that's what you look like, Steve Bannon. You look like

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Speaker 1: a ship smear on the bottom of a fresh pair

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Speaker 1: of Jordan's. And why can't I smell him through that photo?

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Speaker 1: Like I can? I can actually smell him through that

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Speaker 1: picture too, shot, Steve Bannon, Why don't you go to

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Speaker 1: you want one of everything because you look like ship

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Speaker 1: Steve Bannon, and and and you gave yourself in today

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Speaker 1: the next picture of Steve Bannon. Oh my god, where

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Speaker 1: are those where are those lips? We're two shirts. I

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Speaker 1: love that he's dressing up like like he's putting on

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Speaker 1: he looks like that. I mean that is there's nothing

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Speaker 1: you can do, Steve Bannon, too shut there's nothing. There's

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Speaker 1: not a thing you could do, Steve Bannon. I don't

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Speaker 1: care if you put a tuxedo on a fucking suit.

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Speaker 1: I'll go. If you go to James Purse the Row,

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Speaker 1: And they got you. No, I don't know if they're

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Speaker 1: a criminal investigation. But you're not as smart as you

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Speaker 1: as you think. And he looks like why the FBI

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Speaker 1: That don't put your drink down next to that guy, No, no,

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Speaker 1: don't put your drink now. Next and if you come

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Speaker 1: don't want what Steve Banning got another piece of ship

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Speaker 1: killed himself. I believe someone killed him. Who cares? But

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Speaker 1: child molesters who are rich and jail They get fucked

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00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:53,200
Speaker 1: to death. And they had to excore him then fuck

838
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:57,480
Speaker 1: him to death literally they to death. Jeffrey Epstein, if

839
00:44:57,520 --> 00:44:59,319
Speaker 1: you were in prison, they fuck you to death, Because

840
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:03,000
Speaker 1: what does that say on your death certificate? Pronounced dead

841
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:06,840
Speaker 1: cause funk to death? Like is that what it says? Like,

842
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:08,560
Speaker 1: how do you do you actually get fucked to death?

843
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:12,560
Speaker 1: That's a good question, team, that's a valid question. I

844
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:14,480
Speaker 1: just haven't seen it. I've never seen that on an

845
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:24,239
Speaker 1: autopsy report. Fuck to death, not homicide. No, you got

846
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:28,480
Speaker 1: stuffed to death, you got pounded to death. Pounded man.

847
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:35,080
Speaker 1: She's and she's been isolated for a while, right she's yeah,

848
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:38,160
Speaker 1: that that was Galen before. Look she looks so innocent there,

849
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:43,280
Speaker 1: I'm smiling a gala movie producer. Right, yeah, Like everything's

850
00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:45,200
Speaker 1: all good. My hair is shiny, I got nice, she

851
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:47,600
Speaker 1: got great facial creams. You know, she had the best

852
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:53,239
Speaker 1: of the best serums. You know, lotions, uh, facial washes

853
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:56,920
Speaker 1: and all that stuff. Now you're in prison now now

854
00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:59,239
Speaker 1: look at her. Oh my god. And I don't know

855
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:02,319
Speaker 1: if that's a black or a busted blood vessel. It's

856
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:05,239
Speaker 1: probably a combination of both. Look like ship now. I

857
00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:07,760
Speaker 1: feel like in that picture she got an eyebrows plucked,

858
00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:11,719
Speaker 1: because her eyebrows are they look they look manicured there.

859
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:15,200
Speaker 1: I'm guessing that's not a black guy from being punched.

860
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:17,839
Speaker 1: It's probably a black I don't know they aged her though,

861
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:23,160
Speaker 1: she's aged like, which is great to shot. The problem

862
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:26,640
Speaker 1: with Gayleen and and hers, she's a child molester. She's

863
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:30,239
Speaker 1: a pimp, pimping underage girls, taking advantage of them, taking

864
00:46:30,239 --> 00:46:34,759
Speaker 1: advantage of girls from bad situations. I don't know what

865
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:38,440
Speaker 1: they do with with females who do this. She's essentially

866
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 1: a child molester pimp, and gaily In a pimp to

867
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:44,840
Speaker 1: underage kids. I wanted to get on that oranges and

868
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,920
Speaker 1: she needs to be in GP all that orange is

869
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:54,080
Speaker 1: the new black crazy eyes exactly exactly yep, and um,

870
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:55,880
Speaker 1: she you know that. That's the thing. I think that

871
00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:59,440
Speaker 1: she had a lot of these underage girls doing her

872
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:02,080
Speaker 1: makeup for her, and that's why she looked so good

873
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:04,760
Speaker 1: at that picture. And now she doesn't have those girls anymore.

874
00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:07,080
Speaker 1: And and now where you're going, they're gonna do your makeup,

875
00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:09,040
Speaker 1: but not in the way not hit no no, no

876
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:10,759
Speaker 1: no no no. We we we we want you to

877
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:12,520
Speaker 1: get that. We want you to get we. I don't

878
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:15,719
Speaker 1: know what they do in female jail. I'm not do

879
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:18,799
Speaker 1: they pound them? Is that to get pounded today? But

880
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:21,520
Speaker 1: I think I think they're gonna do something to her,

881
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:23,520
Speaker 1: and they're gonna do something because because she's a she's

882
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:26,040
Speaker 1: a child molest but she's gonna stand trial. There. They're

883
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:28,399
Speaker 1: gonna make sure that you're not killing you. No, no, no,

884
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:31,480
Speaker 1: no no, You're not getting Johnny Spaghetti, no Jimmy Maloney.

885
00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:34,719
Speaker 1: They're not gonna offer you. You're gonna stand trial and

886
00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:36,760
Speaker 1: you're gonna go to jail for the rest of your life.

887
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:40,000
Speaker 1: And I hope it's a long life, because what you

888
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:43,360
Speaker 1: guys did was not good. No bueno that Spanish not

889
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:46,680
Speaker 1: good is the understatement of the no bueno, no bueno,

890
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:49,919
Speaker 1: that's not good right in Spanish, that's no bueno. Yeah,

891
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:55,200
Speaker 1: she uh, she's gonna get fucked Finally, because this has

892
00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:58,920
Speaker 1: been another rocking and rolling I'm Rappers stereo podcast. We

893
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:03,400
Speaker 1: are rocking and rolling. Uh next month in December because

894
00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:09,000
Speaker 1: it's almost here. The end of the year is almost yo, cheese,

895
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:17,719
Speaker 1: that's crazy. Is next month another Jake Paul fight. He's

896
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:22,040
Speaker 1: fighting Tommy Fury, who's a young professional boxer. He's also

897
00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:27,279
Speaker 1: the half brother of Tyson Fury, who did Tyson Fury

898
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:29,719
Speaker 1: just boss? He just beat the ship out of my

899
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:32,760
Speaker 1: guy Deonte Wilder. Oh that was That was a great

900
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:37,440
Speaker 1: fight too. I got a message for uh, logan Paul,

901
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:41,200
Speaker 1: because you guys like to talk a lot of ship.

902
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:42,920
Speaker 1: You like to go down your barrel for that one.

903
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:44,560
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I got a message for you. Logan Paul.

904
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:48,799
Speaker 1: You and your brother Jake, you call out everybody. You

905
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:52,680
Speaker 1: guys say you're real fighters. You call out anybody who

906
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:56,719
Speaker 1: talks ship. You and Jacob popping ship online all that

907
00:48:56,840 --> 00:49:02,080
Speaker 1: social media. Logan Paul, why don't you call out Tyson Fury.

908
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:04,200
Speaker 1: He's older than you. We know you like to fight

909
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:06,319
Speaker 1: guys older than you. He's not much older than you'd

910
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:10,160
Speaker 1: rather fight Mike Tyson, who's fifty something. Why don't you

911
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:14,279
Speaker 1: fight Tyson Fury? Once you once you go go with

912
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:17,360
Speaker 1: Tyson Fury? Why don't you He's old, it's fat, he

913
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:19,520
Speaker 1: doesn't have any six pack, it doesn't have any muscles.

914
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:23,560
Speaker 1: You guys like to talk a little shit. Why don't

915
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:26,160
Speaker 1: you call him out? Stop stop the games on Instagram?

916
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:32,080
Speaker 1: Why don't you challenge Tyson Fury to a fight? I

917
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:35,880
Speaker 1: dare you, motherfucker? Two shot boom? How much would you

918
00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:39,440
Speaker 1: pay pay per view for Tyson Fury? Who you know?

919
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:42,280
Speaker 1: I would love to see that fight. I do amount.

920
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:46,680
Speaker 1: Larry Paul, Larry Paul, I like that, Larry Paul. We

921
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:51,240
Speaker 1: didn't getting your name right. Talk that ship to Tyson Fury.

922
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:55,080
Speaker 1: He's old. He destroyed him. He doesn't have a six pack.

923
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:57,360
Speaker 1: It doesn't but you're talking he's fat. He doesn't have

924
00:49:57,400 --> 00:49:58,840
Speaker 1: to say. I mean, I saw the last fight. The

925
00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:02,839
Speaker 1: dude is a fun beast. He's a kill You call

926
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:06,480
Speaker 1: him out. Larry Paul would kill you, Larry Larry, Please,

927
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:09,239
Speaker 1: Jake yo this yo. You don't think Larry has a

928
00:50:09,239 --> 00:50:12,880
Speaker 1: shot with Tyson, Larry Paul, with Tyson Free the heavyweight

929
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:15,239
Speaker 1: champions in there with Loy Feed he was in the

930
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:19,279
Speaker 1: Floyd's five seven. Find a guy who's bigger than you

931
00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:21,319
Speaker 1: and who's he's still old. You like guys that are

932
00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:26,520
Speaker 1: at least ten years older than you. Fight Tyson Fury.

933
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:30,160
Speaker 1: Talk Talk shit to Tyson for talk shit to him

934
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:33,960
Speaker 1: in his face. Talk shit to Tyson furies other brother,

935
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:37,600
Speaker 1: who's just like always there's he's ready to scrap to.

936
00:50:37,719 --> 00:50:42,719
Speaker 1: They're like these guys um snatch ye, they're on that

937
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:45,960
Speaker 1: brad Pitt that snatch ship talk shipped to the other

938
00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:49,080
Speaker 1: brother who's way out of shape at one of these

939
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:53,760
Speaker 1: press conferences. I dare you, but I would love, love,

940
00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:57,480
Speaker 1: love to see I'm a match Maan. I'm like, I'm

941
00:50:57,520 --> 00:51:00,760
Speaker 1: like the fucking Jewish don King. I'm a fight promoter.

942
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:05,480
Speaker 1: I want to see you fight Tyson Fury. And Tyson

943
00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:08,480
Speaker 1: Furies like he's got that like stance like from the forties,

944
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:10,160
Speaker 1: or I feel like he's ready to fight. It's like

945
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:12,960
Speaker 1: you know those like the real men, and and it

946
00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:16,239
Speaker 1: will make an agreement. Tyson Fury will agree not to

947
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:19,799
Speaker 1: train to fight you at all. How about he's not

948
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:22,480
Speaker 1: allowed in a boxing gym sixty days before the fight.

949
00:51:23,239 --> 00:51:26,360
Speaker 1: You want that? Put your fighter right, you and logan

950
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:29,000
Speaker 1: like you like I retired Floyd Mayweather. Right, you're talking

951
00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:36,120
Speaker 1: all that dumb shit, Jake Paul, Larry Paul fight Tyson Fury.

952
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:38,359
Speaker 1: I'm begging you to try to make that happen. You'll

953
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:40,360
Speaker 1: make all the money you want and get your fucking

954
00:51:40,719 --> 00:51:43,439
Speaker 1: You'll get your fucking head knocked off. We'll never see

955
00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:47,000
Speaker 1: that fight. You don't want that smoke, It just won't happen. Mike,

956
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:49,640
Speaker 1: Tyson gonna fuck you up to if you fight him,

957
00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:52,160
Speaker 1: Mike Tyson that I would love to see it already

958
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:55,040
Speaker 1: articulate that I think Mike should bring the ear biting

959
00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:57,560
Speaker 1: back for that fight. Well, Mike got his ear bit.

960
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:01,560
Speaker 1: He didn't bite the guys here. No Mike bit the

961
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:05,759
Speaker 1: guy's ear, right right? So are you talking about Mike

962
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:08,279
Speaker 1: didn't get his ear but you were thinking of yourself.

963
00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:11,319
Speaker 1: You got your ear bit, You've got your air bit.

964
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:12,640
Speaker 1: And I would like to say, I would like to

965
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:14,879
Speaker 1: suggest that we have the guy who bit your ear

966
00:52:15,239 --> 00:52:17,160
Speaker 1: on the podcast. If I could get in touch with him,

967
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:18,719
Speaker 1: you can get in touch with him. And I wonder

968
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:20,680
Speaker 1: if he still has a piece of your ear and

969
00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:23,279
Speaker 1: and can you imagine how that would go? How can

970
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:24,640
Speaker 1: I get in touch with the guy who bit my ear?

971
00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:26,920
Speaker 1: Someone in your DM said that they know the person

972
00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:29,600
Speaker 1: who bit your ear. I didn't see that. I gotta

973
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:31,359
Speaker 1: send it to you. They said, I know the guy

974
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:33,759
Speaker 1: who bit your ears. The guy who bit my ear

975
00:52:35,239 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 1: is normal, okay, and been a productive citizen. I mean,

976
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:43,799
Speaker 1: I'd be open to having him in the on the pike.

977
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:46,440
Speaker 1: I would like to I would like to go over that,

978
00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:49,640
Speaker 1: like does a brood of tape like what he remembers

979
00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:52,440
Speaker 1: about it. I would like him to acknowledge that he

980
00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:55,560
Speaker 1: was losing the fight because I heard you say to

981
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:58,320
Speaker 1: somebody that same day and I quote, you know that

982
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:00,560
Speaker 1: white boy was fucking me up until I got ahold

983
00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:02,880
Speaker 1: of his ear. That's a bitch move. But can you

984
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:04,400
Speaker 1: imagine if he was here and you guys were having

985
00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:07,280
Speaker 1: a discussion, if you were interviewing, and I'll get your coffee.

986
00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:11,080
Speaker 1: If if you're not fucking cuckoo's selling Louis Vuitton ship

987
00:53:11,239 --> 00:53:13,759
Speaker 1: on canal, I'm not working with you. Feel like, no

988
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:16,359
Speaker 1: disrespect anybody who's out there doing that, but just not

989
00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:18,160
Speaker 1: having him on the pot, especially because you put my

990
00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:21,040
Speaker 1: ear hold a lot of ill will and resentment have

991
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:23,920
Speaker 1: I've had to, you know, get down the pike there,

992
00:53:24,719 --> 00:53:29,080
Speaker 1: d see that look that healthier. That's another But that's

993
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:31,040
Speaker 1: what an ELF's ear looks to shot. You don't have

994
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:33,520
Speaker 1: to say it's a fucking healthier. But what I'm saying,

995
00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:35,040
Speaker 1: you don't have to say it's an helfare I've already

996
00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:36,440
Speaker 1: lived with the fact that it's in elf. I've had

997
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:38,279
Speaker 1: to cover it up and all that stuff down the pike.

998
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:42,560
Speaker 1: You don't have to add insult to injury and literally injury,

999
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:46,000
Speaker 1: and if you had a discussion with him, you'd be

1000
00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:48,000
Speaker 1: interviewing him. You'd be like, huh, I can't hear you.

1001
00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:50,000
Speaker 1: I'm did I tell you that? When I met A

1002
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:52,480
Speaker 1: Vander Holyfield, I said, yo, we have something in common

1003
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:54,040
Speaker 1: he and he was like, oh you mean? I was like,

1004
00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:56,160
Speaker 1: we both got our I got my ear bit off

1005
00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:57,600
Speaker 1: in the street fight. You got your ear bit off

1006
00:53:57,600 --> 00:53:59,760
Speaker 1: by Mike Tyson. We should do like a a Veriser

1007
00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:03,040
Speaker 1: come Ershall like like for I like, who's this and

1008
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:05,400
Speaker 1: he goes, it's a Vana. Come on, I gotta go.

1009
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:07,600
Speaker 1: You're talking my ear off? Hot, that's good? Was he

1010
00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:09,319
Speaker 1: just like, hey man, what do you want me to sign?

1011
00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:11,400
Speaker 1: Just leave me alone? He's like, you want me to

1012
00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:13,560
Speaker 1: sign your shirt? He wanted nothing. He didn't want to

1013
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:15,239
Speaker 1: want anything, so we could have made a lot of

1014
00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:18,759
Speaker 1: money with it. Vander, you're talking my ear off And

1015
00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:21,080
Speaker 1: he said, I'm like, no, Invanda, you're talking my ear off.

1016
00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:25,400
Speaker 1: That's good. Maybe you reintroduce that to him. It's not

1017
00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:29,360
Speaker 1: about commercial anyway. It's another stellar I in Rapports Stereo podcast.

1018
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:31,160
Speaker 1: I'll be in Phoenix this weekend. Then I'll be in

1019
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:34,759
Speaker 1: Albany next weekend, and then the weekend after that, I'll

1020
00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:38,640
Speaker 1: be in Rochester. All the hot spots. Albany's definitely one

1021
00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:41,200
Speaker 1: of the hottest spots in America, and Rochester, New York.

1022
00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:45,880
Speaker 1: I gotta go weekend after weekend upstate New York most

1023
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:49,440
Speaker 1: I've never been two weekends in my entire life in

1024
00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:51,640
Speaker 1: upstate New York. And I'm from New York. What is

1025
00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:53,839
Speaker 1: that like like for California? Is that like me going

1026
00:54:53,880 --> 00:55:00,400
Speaker 1: up to San Francisco. San Francisco's incredible. I it's like

1027
00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:04,120
Speaker 1: me going to Fresno. I don't even think Fresno is Albany.

1028
00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:08,600
Speaker 1: And we're talking about in December, Rochesters brick ass cold.

1029
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:12,799
Speaker 1: Albany's going to be brick ass cold. We performed in Albany, yes,

1030
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:16,200
Speaker 1: in in that mall right, Yes, great crowds. It was

1031
00:55:16,239 --> 00:55:17,799
Speaker 1: a great crowd. And then and then and then I'm

1032
00:55:17,840 --> 00:55:21,040
Speaker 1: in Rhode Island and then we're done for And you

1033
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:26,839
Speaker 1: need a new tour name for I need a new

1034
00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:30,839
Speaker 1: tour name for taking suggestions on that taking suggestions. You're

1035
00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:35,000
Speaker 1: leaving New York, Yes, um, Phoenix this weekend. What what

1036
00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:38,200
Speaker 1: can I say? We came we saw, we disrupted. Take

1037
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:39,960
Speaker 1: us out of here at Miles Jordan. Take us out

1038
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:42,160
Speaker 1: of here with something real nice. Yes, take us out

1039
00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:44,600
Speaker 1: of here with something real proper. And let's let's end

1040
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:46,640
Speaker 1: this Iron Wrap Pors Stereo podcasts as we always do,

1041
00:55:46,719 --> 00:55:50,200
Speaker 1: with something really loud and something really falky. Iron Wrap

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00:55:50,239 --> 00:56:05,600
Speaker 1: Pors Stereo Podcast, Mount La