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Speaker 1: What's up with you?

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Speaker 2: A minute?

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Speaker 3: Is this the right number?

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Speaker 4: It's a loser line.

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Speaker 5: Go on, just call me back if you haven't heard

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Speaker 5: the loser line before.

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Speaker 1: It works like this.

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Speaker 5: Let's say a guy approaches you while you're out at

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Speaker 5: the club and uses this charming pick applying on you.

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Speaker 1: Hi, they're young. Last. How about you and me go

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Speaker 1: back to my place and we role play. You can

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Speaker 1: be the.

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Speaker 5: Naughty airline stewardess and I'm just a weary passenger locked

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Speaker 5: in the air panning bathroom with my pants off.

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Speaker 1: Oh you come help me please? That's really hot.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, whatever you do, try not to get completely grossed out. Instead,

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Speaker 5: tell him you'd like to be his date to jellow

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Speaker 5: Knight at the Community Center. And that's when you get

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Speaker 5: in the digits to the loser lines. Hopefully he leaves

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Speaker 5: an awkward voicemail that we can play on the air

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Speaker 5: voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 4: Hey, So, I was.

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Speaker 3: Just thinking maybe you should come over tonight a little

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Speaker 3: bit like I know that we just met and all that,

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Speaker 3: but I think I trust you and I'll cook. I'll

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Speaker 3: cook dinner all with up my a famous microwaved chicken helspredo.

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Speaker 3: My grandma taught me how to make it. It's actually,

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Speaker 3: if you can believe it, it's better than cooking it

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Speaker 3: in a real eleven.

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Speaker 1: I think you'll love it anyway. I just want to

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Speaker 1: say that while you're over.

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Speaker 3: My place, you might notice that I do things a

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Speaker 3: little different than a lot of people. Like I keep

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Speaker 3: my forks in the bathroom.

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Speaker 4: You know, it's a case of emergency. Anyway.

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Speaker 1: That actually reminds me got to go.

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Speaker 3: To the store get some longer wicks because I make

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Speaker 3: my own candles, and there's gonna like be sturkey.

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Speaker 1: I think you love them.

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Speaker 4: I do. So what do you think dinner tonight? Seven?

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Speaker 5: I am I've never see book makes such a disgusted

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Speaker 5: face in my entire life.

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Speaker 6: This guy can make his own candles, but he can

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Speaker 6: only microwave a meal for you. I just like the

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Speaker 6: microwaved alfredo with the smell of a beef jerky candle

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Speaker 6: on a fork that's been in the bathroom.

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Speaker 1: That's it's only for emergencies that the fork is in there.

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Speaker 1: What is the emergency, Jeff? Probably to comb his hair, oh.

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Speaker 6: Little mermaid.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then he can go right into that little alfarado.

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Speaker 4: Next message.

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Speaker 2: Hey, it's so I know this probably sounds crazy. I

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Speaker 2: have been texting you a bit and not getting a reply,

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Speaker 2: so I thought I would try calling. And yeah, like,

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Speaker 2: I just wanted to clear the air.

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Speaker 4: About the last text. That was the one where I.

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Speaker 2: Said, like, hey, just checking in, hope you're having a

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Speaker 2: good day. I meant to be casual, right like, Hey,

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Speaker 2: I hope you're having.

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Speaker 4: A good day.

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Speaker 3: Bro.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, it was supposed to be like easy, breezy,

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Speaker 2: like cool. But now I'm looking at it again and

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Speaker 2: I think that maybe I found it needy or something.

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Speaker 2: If I found a different you know, I promise I'm

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Speaker 2: not I swear. I mean one time I waited three

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Speaker 2: days to apply to my own text because I was

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Speaker 2: worried i'd see him over ere. And that was a joke,

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Speaker 2: by the way, obviously I'm kidding.

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Speaker 1: Uh okay, just classic overthinker of the text. I relate

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Speaker 1: so hard to that.

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Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, why did I put two exclamation points

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Speaker 5: in that?

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Speaker 1: That was so stupid of me. Yeah seventeen, Yeah, I didn't.

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Speaker 6: You either go seventeen or you go nuns. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 6: a good point that you should be ashamed of that.

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Speaker 1: I am ashamed.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, And I'm ashamed to let everybody know we're in

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Speaker 5: the middle of another fun and bizarre Loser line.

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Speaker 1: But remember we are.

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Speaker 5: On YouTube, on TikTok, on Insta, and on all the

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Speaker 5: podcast platforms at Brook and Jeffer. You can find us

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Speaker 5: on there. Let's go to your next clip next.

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Speaker 4: Hey, it's a if we met her, you know, at

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Speaker 4: the smoothie place. Remember, I just wanted to say I'd

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Speaker 4: love to hang out sometimes. Maybe we could grab another

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Speaker 4: h O caase she Okay, I don't remember how to

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Speaker 4: what was it aya? The purple fruit thing in the bowl?

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Speaker 4: You knew what I mean? Damn it. I should have

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Speaker 4: booked that up before I sent you this message. But

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Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure it's Asia, like like seventy nine percent. Sure. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I don't really know how to end it, but I

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Speaker 4: kind of forgot what I was saying.

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Speaker 1: Said later, such a good transition.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, do you imagine working at a smoothie stand right

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Speaker 6: now with that word every well, do you correct him

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Speaker 6: as the worker or do you just let him do it?

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Speaker 5: He's a lost cause it reminds me of talking to

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Speaker 5: my parents because they say chipolte.

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Speaker 1: When they want to go get burritos. It drives me nuts.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, some people just can't be helped.

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Speaker 6: Did they call them casadillas too?

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Speaker 5: Don't even get me started on it broke, I'm going

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Speaker 5: to go into a rage. Let's go to the next clip.

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Speaker 2: Message.

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Speaker 4: Hey, this is a decor I'm I'm calling you about

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Speaker 4: the the DM scent about my podcast page. So first off,

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Speaker 4: thank you for really sing. I'm still trying to like

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Speaker 4: get bigger grow followers, so it's nice to have follow

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Speaker 4: mystery chaser out there. But to your message, you said

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Speaker 4: you had information regarding the nineteen eighty one Ferris Wheel

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Speaker 4: disaster Jefferson County.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 4: Super interesting. You said something about the fourteen missing Both.

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Speaker 4: I mean, if that's true with love, any sort of

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Speaker 4: a lead, so maybe I can get them on my

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Speaker 4: show for like an inner. I don't know. The only

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Speaker 4: other person that's come forward other than you, the guy

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Speaker 4: who thinks he worked at the BOTH distribution. I don't know,

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Speaker 4: it's been. It's not my favorite lead. I like more

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Speaker 4: solid things for when I'm in interviewing them. I have integrity,

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Speaker 4: So any kid that you may have that you're willing

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Speaker 4: to like share, I think we can blower case open together.

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Speaker 4: Byod Okay, that's why.

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Speaker 6: Just because you heard it in the podcast does not

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Speaker 6: make it true.

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Speaker 1: But his podcast has integrity broken.

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, more people need to go to journalism

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Speaker 6: school if they're going to be doing this time. I

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Speaker 6: know that is not the method, my mantle.

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Speaker 1: He's ranked above us on the charts.

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Speaker 6: YEA, a guy who thinks that he worked somewhere.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's reliable.

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Speaker 5: Once he gets to the bottom of the fourteen missing

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Speaker 5: bolts with that Ferris wheel disaster, it's going to be

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Speaker 5: the biggest podcast in.

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Speaker 2: The entire world.

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Speaker 1: Get closed.

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Speaker 5: Finally, it makes you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 5: YouTube where you can hear your favorite loser line of

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Speaker 5: the week where we highlight it for you, along with

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Speaker 5: all of our second dates and.

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Speaker 1: Our awkward Tuesdays.

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Speaker 6: The podcast which has integrity, zero integrity, no integrity.

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Speaker 1: And no integrity in your phone tab right

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Speaker 2: After this Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning