Speaker 1: Looking jubil in the morning. Dates. A lot of people
Speaker 1: say a great place to meet people is at the
Speaker 1: grocery store, you know, the bar, places like that, But
Speaker 1: the best place to troll for dates, in my opinion
Speaker 1: is the emergency room waiting area. That's right. Yeah, if
Speaker 1: you're ever just looking for a night out to meet somebody,
Speaker 1: that's where you go. People are upset and vulnerable and
Speaker 1: the best spot you can prey on them. Yep, that's
Speaker 1: where Sam met Amanda. What's up, Sam? How are you?
Speaker 1: I'm good man? Hey, guys doing good man. It's good
Speaker 1: to know that you also agree with me. And that's
Speaker 1: where you spend like your Friday nights in the emergency
Speaker 1: room times, just trying to hit on chicks. Here's trolling. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I met someone. It just spontaneously happened. Okay, seem what
Speaker 1: were you doing there? We always happened to coincidentally be
Speaker 1: there waiting for family members who were undergoing surgery, and
Speaker 1: I just saw in the waiting room and she was cute.
Speaker 1: So we just started talking and we kind of clicked
Speaker 1: and it was sort of effortless, and next thing I know,
Speaker 1: there was like divide. How did that work? When you
Speaker 1: were waiting there? Did you see her? And then you're
Speaker 1: like slowly start to like sit in a seat next
Speaker 1: to her, and then another seat closer, until you're finally
Speaker 1: next to her to talk. How did you do that? Well?
Speaker 1: I looked at her a couple of times and then
Speaker 1: I saw I saw her notice me, okay, and kind
Speaker 1: of smiled, and you're like, what are you in here for?
Speaker 1: So awkward? Basically all right, So what did you guys
Speaker 1: talk about? I mean you both were there for a while.
Speaker 1: I'm assuming yeah, for like six hours. Oh geezo. So
Speaker 1: did you go in depth about what your relatives surgery
Speaker 1: and tails? Romantic conversation like that, Yeah, which was in
Speaker 1: a weird way. It just sort of cut through the
Speaker 1: usual formality. And you liked her a lot. What was
Speaker 1: so cool about her caught my eye? Obviously she was attractive,
Speaker 1: but she was just she was funny. She had sort
Speaker 1: of a dark sense of humor about the whole thing.
Speaker 1: And I guess what they say about sex and death
Speaker 1: being sort of intertwined as true, because we're both thinking
Speaker 1: these really dark thoughts at that moment about what's possible
Speaker 1: and huh, and we never sam, I had never heard
Speaker 1: the thing about death and sex being so intertwined. But
Speaker 1: I know for me it's always been a thing, but
Speaker 1: peoples been weirded out by that. But uh, it's nice
Speaker 1: to see that you're out there too. I'm not saying
Speaker 1: that death is arousing. I'm just saying it's like when
Speaker 1: you're depressed at that moment, you're just thinking about anything
Speaker 1: to cheer you up. And all right, works, let's move
Speaker 1: away from that direction. What do you guys think? Did
Speaker 1: you talk to her about sex on your hang out there? No,
Speaker 1: we'll talk about sex, but we were just talking about
Speaker 1: us families, all right, okay? And how did the evening
Speaker 1: end for you? So we've been there at four five
Speaker 1: of hours and I was hungry. I asked if she
Speaker 1: wanted a bite. She said sure, So we went to
Speaker 1: the vending machines together. Nothing more romantic than an emergency
Speaker 1: room vending machine like your style. You're right, this may
Speaker 1: be the best place for a date dinner. She's forced
Speaker 1: to stay there the entire time. Yep, she can't get away.
Speaker 1: It was pretty casual. It wasn't a candlelight dinner or anything,
Speaker 1: but it got the job done. So how did your
Speaker 1: little six hour er waiting room romance end. I mean
Speaker 1: it ended with me saying can I call you sometime?
Speaker 1: And she said sure? All right? And how many times
Speaker 1: have you tried to get ahold of her since I
Speaker 1: sent her first text saying, Hey, it was nice meeting
Speaker 1: you and hope bry had turned out okay, and then
Speaker 1: I didn't hear back. So then I sent her another
Speaker 1: text saying we should go out sometime, and I haven't
Speaker 1: heard back, So she hasn't even talked to you at all.
Speaker 1: She could just be distracted by taking care of her mother,
Speaker 1: or I don't know. That's kind of why I want
Speaker 1: you guys to help. Okay, are we going to be
Speaker 1: in instead of jerks? If like, something really happened here
Speaker 1: and we're calling for a second date, Well, you have
Speaker 1: listened to this show. We've been on this show for
Speaker 1: a while, so it's true. Yeah, and we have no
Speaker 1: moral standards, so let's do it. Well, we're gonna play
Speaker 1: a song, comeback caller and get your second date update?
Speaker 1: All right? Cool? All right, man, hang on looking jubil
Speaker 1: in the morning. Nothing better than a six hour long
Speaker 1: first date, right, which is what Sam had with Amanda
Speaker 1: because he met her in the emergency room waiting area
Speaker 1: while both of them were waiting on family members to
Speaker 1: have surgery another romantic ideal location. And I think Sam, Sam,
Speaker 1: I think you made a mistake being at the emergency
Speaker 1: room and only hitting on one person. I didn't want
Speaker 1: to get a bad reputation. Well yeah, but like after
Speaker 1: after the girl that you want to call right now,
Speaker 1: Amanda left, there's like there, you know, there's nurses walking around,
Speaker 1: there's all kinds of people, Like, I think you spent
Speaker 1: too much time on that one person. That's the first
Speaker 1: rule of emergency room dating. Spread the love taught me
Speaker 1: now I know. Yeah. See, you can learn a lot
Speaker 1: from the show right here. All right, man, are you
Speaker 1: ready to give Amanda a call? Absolutely? All right, We're
Speaker 1: gonna call it right now. He Hi is Amanda there?
Speaker 1: You got her? Hey, Amanda, how are you? This is
Speaker 1: gonna be kind of a weird phone call. I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna tell you that right away. This is Jewel from
Speaker 1: Brook and Jewil in the Morning. I'm moving ninety two
Speaker 1: point five. Me, this is Jewil from Brook and Jewil
Speaker 1: in the Morning on moving ninety two point five. I'm
Speaker 1: kind of freaked out right now, Like I told you
Speaker 1: it's gonna be a weird phone call. Do you remember
Speaker 1: being at the hospital and meeting a guy named Sam.
Speaker 1: Sam really liked you and would like to go out
Speaker 1: with you, but he hasn't heard from you, so he
Speaker 1: emailed us to ask if you would be interested in him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I was. I was stuck at the hospital
Speaker 1: waiting for my mom. Yes, but I don't necessarily like
Speaker 1: see how that warrants phone calls back from this guy. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: but he said that you guys hung out for you know,
Speaker 1: like six hours, and you had great conversation and he
Speaker 1: thought you hit it off. He thought you were both flirting.
Speaker 1: So when I first started talking to him, you know,
Speaker 1: he was okay, he was a good listener, and it
Speaker 1: just seems like, you know, it was nice, said I'm
Speaker 1: going to talk to but it's time. Went on, he
Speaker 1: just got weirder and weirder, and then like creepy. What
Speaker 1: do you mean by creepy? Like making jokes out of ailments,
Speaker 1: you know, you know, not knock, who's there? HPV? And
Speaker 1: then nothing, you know, like that's one of my favorite jokes.
Speaker 1: I mean, I get it, even if you do think
Speaker 1: that's funny. You know, it's just with me. He crossed
Speaker 1: the line when he brought up his grandmother. You know,
Speaker 1: that's when it just got weird, the grandmother that was
Speaker 1: in surgery. Yeah, what he told me still gives me chills.
Speaker 1: What what do you mean? What did he say to you?
Speaker 1: And we're talking about my mom, they're talking about his grandmam.
Speaker 1: And you know, like, you know, hey, I hope your
Speaker 1: grandma makes it. And he said, um, you know, if
Speaker 1: she makes it, she makes it, but it's okay if
Speaker 1: she doesn't. You know, Oh my god, would you think
Speaker 1: he was he was obviously just joking. I mean I
Speaker 1: would hope that, God, he's joking. And I just, you know,
Speaker 1: I was like kind of gave like a like a
Speaker 1: you know, to see if he's laughed too, and he didn't.
Speaker 1: And then he went on to say, well, you know,
Speaker 1: she's lived a good life and she's prepared. She saves,
Speaker 1: so she's rich. So I'll get a lot of money
Speaker 1: when she bites it. Oh no, okay, no, Amanda, Do
Speaker 1: you think that this guy just had a horrible sense
Speaker 1: of humor? I hope to god it's that he has
Speaker 1: a really bad that's of humor. But after he says it.
Speaker 1: You know, he wouldn't mind that his grandma died. He
Speaker 1: was going on on about the money that he would
Speaker 1: get and how he'd spend it, like he wanted to
Speaker 1: get a moosehead that had like a beer bottle opener
Speaker 1: in the mouth or something. Now, that sounds like an
Speaker 1: obvious joke to me, though. He's like, I'm gonna take
Speaker 1: my dead grandma's money and bio moose thing with a beer.
Speaker 1: I mean, that does sound like a joke to me.
Speaker 1: I mean to most people would sound like a joke.
Speaker 1: But if you were there, like the glimmer in his eyes,
Speaker 1: like you know, yeah, and even if it is a joke,
Speaker 1: it's a really bad one, all right, Amanda, Well, why
Speaker 1: don't we just ask Sam because he's actually on the
Speaker 1: phone with us too. He's on the phone right now,
Speaker 1: Yes he is. He's been listening this whole time. Sam. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm here, Amanda. I think it was pretty clear I
Speaker 1: was choking. I was just trying to lighten up the
Speaker 1: situation a little bit. We're sitting in a hospital, you know,
Speaker 1: waiting on some pretty serious news on both our relatives.
Speaker 1: Obviously it was a complete joke. Yeah, talking about death
Speaker 1: in a hospital when your grandmother is in surgery just
Speaker 1: does not sound like an an appropriate time to joke.
Speaker 1: So I don't suit the big deals. Everybody made it out. Okay,
Speaker 1: I like you, Sam, You know, I think you're funny.
Speaker 1: Noive you. I think I knew like a restraining order.
Speaker 1: This is weird, dude. You know, like it's like you're
Speaker 1: creeping on the phone too. You know, like you're creeping
Speaker 1: on the phone. You're like one of those guys that
Speaker 1: like it's a video camera in a dressing rooms. Oh
Speaker 1: come on, you know I'm not that dangerous a guy.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty harmless. Oh yeah, I mean you're talking to
Speaker 1: me for like six hours. She obviously wasn't so freaked out.
Speaker 1: I mean she gave me your number. I was just
Speaker 1: sitting there and you want to leave me alone, So
Speaker 1: I was just like, give you my number so I
Speaker 1: can just go. Yeah, Sam, you say that you were
Speaker 1: making an obvious joke. Obviously Amanda did not get that.
Speaker 1: Is there any way that you want to try to
Speaker 1: convince her that you're not the creep that she thinks
Speaker 1: you are. Yeah, I listen, we don't even have to
Speaker 1: go on a date, Amanda, Like she could just come
Speaker 1: over to my grandmother's house. We could have dinner just
Speaker 1: ane of us, you know, just three of us hang out,
Speaker 1: and you could see that I'm actually like a really
Speaker 1: good guy. I love her. I would never wish ill
Speaker 1: upon her. Just Sam, that's even creepier, dude. Just well,
Speaker 1: at least his grandma's rich. So you know you're having
Speaker 1: dinner in a mansion. Amanda, do you want to go
Speaker 1: over to Sam's grandma's house? Now he probably wants to
Speaker 1: be assist in her murder. Sam, I was on your side,
Speaker 1: so you went that route. Now I'm picturing you being
Speaker 1: at home and you are your own grandma and she
Speaker 1: shows up and you just turn around, honestly, just trying
Speaker 1: to smooth this whole thing over, just trying to have
Speaker 1: dinner with the three of us. You know me, Amanda,
Speaker 1: my grandmother. Throw this whole thing out of proportion. I
Speaker 1: know what it is. Sam, I know what you're trying
Speaker 1: to do. You're trying to show Amanda that, hey, look,
Speaker 1: you watch me and my grandma together, You'll see that
Speaker 1: I don't want her to die. But it's just it's's
Speaker 1: weird as somebody on the first date with your Grandma. Well,
Speaker 1: technically it would be a second date only it's not
Speaker 1: a tactic I would ever use. But she thinks that
Speaker 1: I have some evil wishes, which is the farthest thing
Speaker 1: from the truth. I just wanted to prove her wrong. Okay, Amanda,
Speaker 1: some women might find a sweet night. Amanda, would you
Speaker 1: like to go out with Sam again? We will pay
Speaker 1: for it, with or without the Grandma pay for all.
Speaker 1: I don't because I will try to make my skin
Speaker 1: into like a shirt or something. All right, there's no
Speaker 1: way that we can get you to go out with
Speaker 1: Sam again. To prove that he's not a creep. I
Speaker 1: would have to be drugged and tied up. Wait, he
Speaker 1: would talk. Sam could hook you up. Oh no, no,
Speaker 1: broken jupil in the morning.