1 00:00:03,279 --> 00:00:07,280 Speaker 1: Looking jubil in the morning. Dates. A lot of people 2 00:00:07,320 --> 00:00:09,720 Speaker 1: say a great place to meet people is at the 3 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:13,119 Speaker 1: grocery store, you know, the bar, places like that, But 4 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:15,840 Speaker 1: the best place to troll for dates, in my opinion 5 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:20,600 Speaker 1: is the emergency room waiting area. That's right. Yeah, if 6 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:22,799 Speaker 1: you're ever just looking for a night out to meet somebody, 7 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:25,840 Speaker 1: that's where you go. People are upset and vulnerable and 8 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:29,080 Speaker 1: the best spot you can prey on them. Yep, that's 9 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:32,280 Speaker 1: where Sam met Amanda. What's up, Sam? How are you? 10 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:35,279 Speaker 1: I'm good man? Hey, guys doing good man. It's good 11 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:37,000 Speaker 1: to know that you also agree with me. And that's 12 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:39,080 Speaker 1: where you spend like your Friday nights in the emergency 13 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:45,760 Speaker 1: room times, just trying to hit on chicks. Here's trolling. Yeah, 14 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:50,040 Speaker 1: I met someone. It just spontaneously happened. Okay, seem what 15 00:00:50,080 --> 00:00:53,239 Speaker 1: were you doing there? We always happened to coincidentally be 16 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:57,480 Speaker 1: there waiting for family members who were undergoing surgery, and 17 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:59,440 Speaker 1: I just saw in the waiting room and she was cute. 18 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:03,440 Speaker 1: So we just started talking and we kind of clicked 19 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:06,280 Speaker 1: and it was sort of effortless, and next thing I know, 20 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:08,480 Speaker 1: there was like divide. How did that work? When you 21 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:10,160 Speaker 1: were waiting there? Did you see her? And then you're 22 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:12,960 Speaker 1: like slowly start to like sit in a seat next 23 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:15,200 Speaker 1: to her, and then another seat closer, until you're finally 24 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:17,680 Speaker 1: next to her to talk. How did you do that? Well? 25 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:20,360 Speaker 1: I looked at her a couple of times and then 26 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:24,640 Speaker 1: I saw I saw her notice me, okay, and kind 27 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:26,959 Speaker 1: of smiled, and you're like, what are you in here for? 28 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:34,039 Speaker 1: So awkward? Basically all right, So what did you guys 29 00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:36,160 Speaker 1: talk about? I mean you both were there for a while. 30 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:41,120 Speaker 1: I'm assuming yeah, for like six hours. Oh geezo. So 31 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:44,600 Speaker 1: did you go in depth about what your relatives surgery 32 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:49,120 Speaker 1: and tails? Romantic conversation like that, Yeah, which was in 33 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:51,000 Speaker 1: a weird way. It just sort of cut through the 34 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:57,080 Speaker 1: usual formality. And you liked her a lot. What was 35 00:01:57,120 --> 00:02:01,000 Speaker 1: so cool about her caught my eye? Obviously she was attractive, 36 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:04,120 Speaker 1: but she was just she was funny. She had sort 37 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:06,920 Speaker 1: of a dark sense of humor about the whole thing. 38 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:10,560 Speaker 1: And I guess what they say about sex and death 39 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:14,680 Speaker 1: being sort of intertwined as true, because we're both thinking 40 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:17,640 Speaker 1: these really dark thoughts at that moment about what's possible 41 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:22,519 Speaker 1: and huh, and we never sam, I had never heard 42 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:25,079 Speaker 1: the thing about death and sex being so intertwined. But 43 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:27,480 Speaker 1: I know for me it's always been a thing, but 44 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:31,240 Speaker 1: peoples been weirded out by that. But uh, it's nice 45 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:32,919 Speaker 1: to see that you're out there too. I'm not saying 46 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:35,880 Speaker 1: that death is arousing. I'm just saying it's like when 47 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:38,960 Speaker 1: you're depressed at that moment, you're just thinking about anything 48 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:42,280 Speaker 1: to cheer you up. And all right, works, let's move 49 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:44,320 Speaker 1: away from that direction. What do you guys think? Did 50 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:48,240 Speaker 1: you talk to her about sex on your hang out there? No, 51 00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:52,799 Speaker 1: we'll talk about sex, but we were just talking about 52 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:57,200 Speaker 1: us families, all right, okay? And how did the evening 53 00:02:57,280 --> 00:02:59,960 Speaker 1: end for you? So we've been there at four five 54 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:02,400 Speaker 1: of hours and I was hungry. I asked if she 55 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:05,000 Speaker 1: wanted a bite. She said sure, So we went to 56 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:08,720 Speaker 1: the vending machines together. Nothing more romantic than an emergency 57 00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:11,680 Speaker 1: room vending machine like your style. You're right, this may 58 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:15,000 Speaker 1: be the best place for a date dinner. She's forced 59 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:18,040 Speaker 1: to stay there the entire time. Yep, she can't get away. 60 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:22,639 Speaker 1: It was pretty casual. It wasn't a candlelight dinner or anything, 61 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:26,000 Speaker 1: but it got the job done. So how did your 62 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:30,400 Speaker 1: little six hour er waiting room romance end. I mean 63 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:32,959 Speaker 1: it ended with me saying can I call you sometime? 64 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:35,880 Speaker 1: And she said sure? All right? And how many times 65 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:37,880 Speaker 1: have you tried to get ahold of her since I 66 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:40,640 Speaker 1: sent her first text saying, Hey, it was nice meeting 67 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:42,920 Speaker 1: you and hope bry had turned out okay, and then 68 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:45,560 Speaker 1: I didn't hear back. So then I sent her another 69 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:49,200 Speaker 1: text saying we should go out sometime, and I haven't 70 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:51,360 Speaker 1: heard back, So she hasn't even talked to you at all. 71 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:55,120 Speaker 1: She could just be distracted by taking care of her mother, 72 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:57,840 Speaker 1: or I don't know. That's kind of why I want 73 00:03:57,880 --> 00:03:59,640 Speaker 1: you guys to help. Okay, are we going to be 74 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:03,080 Speaker 1: in instead of jerks? If like, something really happened here 75 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:07,080 Speaker 1: and we're calling for a second date, Well, you have 76 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:09,280 Speaker 1: listened to this show. We've been on this show for 77 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:13,320 Speaker 1: a while, so it's true. Yeah, and we have no 78 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:16,120 Speaker 1: moral standards, so let's do it. Well, we're gonna play 79 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:18,560 Speaker 1: a song, comeback caller and get your second date update? 80 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:25,640 Speaker 1: All right? Cool? All right, man, hang on looking jubil 81 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:29,839 Speaker 1: in the morning. Nothing better than a six hour long 82 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:34,520 Speaker 1: first date, right, which is what Sam had with Amanda 83 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:38,040 Speaker 1: because he met her in the emergency room waiting area 84 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:40,279 Speaker 1: while both of them were waiting on family members to 85 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:44,200 Speaker 1: have surgery another romantic ideal location. And I think Sam, Sam, 86 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:46,760 Speaker 1: I think you made a mistake being at the emergency 87 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:50,279 Speaker 1: room and only hitting on one person. I didn't want 88 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:52,760 Speaker 1: to get a bad reputation. Well yeah, but like after 89 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:54,400 Speaker 1: after the girl that you want to call right now, 90 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:57,320 Speaker 1: Amanda left, there's like there, you know, there's nurses walking around, 91 00:04:57,360 --> 00:04:59,000 Speaker 1: there's all kinds of people, Like, I think you spent 92 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:01,320 Speaker 1: too much time on that one person. That's the first 93 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:06,080 Speaker 1: rule of emergency room dating. Spread the love taught me 94 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:08,479 Speaker 1: now I know. Yeah. See, you can learn a lot 95 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:10,560 Speaker 1: from the show right here. All right, man, are you 96 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:14,400 Speaker 1: ready to give Amanda a call? Absolutely? All right, We're 97 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:28,000 Speaker 1: gonna call it right now. He Hi is Amanda there? 98 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,680 Speaker 1: You got her? Hey, Amanda, how are you? This is 99 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:32,280 Speaker 1: gonna be kind of a weird phone call. I'm just 100 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:34,200 Speaker 1: gonna tell you that right away. This is Jewel from 101 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:35,960 Speaker 1: Brook and Jewil in the Morning. I'm moving ninety two 102 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:40,400 Speaker 1: point five. Me, this is Jewil from Brook and Jewil 103 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:44,080 Speaker 1: in the Morning on moving ninety two point five. I'm 104 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:46,159 Speaker 1: kind of freaked out right now, Like I told you 105 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:48,360 Speaker 1: it's gonna be a weird phone call. Do you remember 106 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:52,480 Speaker 1: being at the hospital and meeting a guy named Sam. 107 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:55,560 Speaker 1: Sam really liked you and would like to go out 108 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:57,720 Speaker 1: with you, but he hasn't heard from you, so he 109 00:05:57,760 --> 00:06:01,320 Speaker 1: emailed us to ask if you would be interested in him. Yeah, 110 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,479 Speaker 1: I mean I was. I was stuck at the hospital 111 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:07,360 Speaker 1: waiting for my mom. Yes, but I don't necessarily like 112 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:11,320 Speaker 1: see how that warrants phone calls back from this guy. Okay, well, 113 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:13,520 Speaker 1: but he said that you guys hung out for you know, 114 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:16,520 Speaker 1: like six hours, and you had great conversation and he 115 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:18,600 Speaker 1: thought you hit it off. He thought you were both flirting. 116 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:21,359 Speaker 1: So when I first started talking to him, you know, 117 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:23,960 Speaker 1: he was okay, he was a good listener, and it 118 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:26,240 Speaker 1: just seems like, you know, it was nice, said I'm 119 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:28,280 Speaker 1: going to talk to but it's time. Went on, he 120 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:32,520 Speaker 1: just got weirder and weirder, and then like creepy. What 121 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:38,040 Speaker 1: do you mean by creepy? Like making jokes out of ailments, 122 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:40,880 Speaker 1: you know, you know, not knock, who's there? HPV? And 123 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:47,479 Speaker 1: then nothing, you know, like that's one of my favorite jokes. 124 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:51,039 Speaker 1: I mean, I get it, even if you do think 125 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:53,960 Speaker 1: that's funny. You know, it's just with me. He crossed 126 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:55,719 Speaker 1: the line when he brought up his grandmother. You know, 127 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:58,159 Speaker 1: that's when it just got weird, the grandmother that was 128 00:06:58,160 --> 00:07:02,440 Speaker 1: in surgery. Yeah, what he told me still gives me chills. 129 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:04,719 Speaker 1: What what do you mean? What did he say to you? 130 00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:08,520 Speaker 1: And we're talking about my mom, they're talking about his grandmam. 131 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:11,320 Speaker 1: And you know, like, you know, hey, I hope your 132 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:15,840 Speaker 1: grandma makes it. And he said, um, you know, if 133 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:19,120 Speaker 1: she makes it, she makes it, but it's okay if 134 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:24,960 Speaker 1: she doesn't. You know, Oh my god, would you think 135 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:28,840 Speaker 1: he was he was obviously just joking. I mean I 136 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:31,600 Speaker 1: would hope that, God, he's joking. And I just, you know, 137 00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:33,680 Speaker 1: I was like kind of gave like a like a 138 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:37,520 Speaker 1: you know, to see if he's laughed too, and he didn't. 139 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:39,760 Speaker 1: And then he went on to say, well, you know, 140 00:07:40,320 --> 00:07:43,840 Speaker 1: she's lived a good life and she's prepared. She saves, 141 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:45,920 Speaker 1: so she's rich. So I'll get a lot of money 142 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:50,800 Speaker 1: when she bites it. Oh no, okay, no, Amanda, Do 143 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:53,760 Speaker 1: you think that this guy just had a horrible sense 144 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:56,840 Speaker 1: of humor? I hope to god it's that he has 145 00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:59,680 Speaker 1: a really bad that's of humor. But after he says it. 146 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,040 Speaker 1: You know, he wouldn't mind that his grandma died. He 147 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:04,440 Speaker 1: was going on on about the money that he would 148 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:07,480 Speaker 1: get and how he'd spend it, like he wanted to 149 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:10,600 Speaker 1: get a moosehead that had like a beer bottle opener 150 00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:13,760 Speaker 1: in the mouth or something. Now, that sounds like an 151 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:15,520 Speaker 1: obvious joke to me, though. He's like, I'm gonna take 152 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:17,840 Speaker 1: my dead grandma's money and bio moose thing with a beer. 153 00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:20,640 Speaker 1: I mean, that does sound like a joke to me. 154 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:22,600 Speaker 1: I mean to most people would sound like a joke. 155 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:25,200 Speaker 1: But if you were there, like the glimmer in his eyes, 156 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:28,400 Speaker 1: like you know, yeah, and even if it is a joke, 157 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:31,960 Speaker 1: it's a really bad one, all right, Amanda, Well, why 158 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:34,200 Speaker 1: don't we just ask Sam because he's actually on the 159 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:37,800 Speaker 1: phone with us too. He's on the phone right now, 160 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:42,280 Speaker 1: Yes he is. He's been listening this whole time. Sam. Yeah, 161 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:46,679 Speaker 1: I'm here, Amanda. I think it was pretty clear I 162 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:49,560 Speaker 1: was choking. I was just trying to lighten up the 163 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:53,400 Speaker 1: situation a little bit. We're sitting in a hospital, you know, 164 00:08:53,559 --> 00:08:56,559 Speaker 1: waiting on some pretty serious news on both our relatives. 165 00:08:56,960 --> 00:09:02,000 Speaker 1: Obviously it was a complete joke. Yeah, talking about death 166 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:04,800 Speaker 1: in a hospital when your grandmother is in surgery just 167 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:07,600 Speaker 1: does not sound like an an appropriate time to joke. 168 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:13,320 Speaker 1: So I don't suit the big deals. Everybody made it out. Okay, 169 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:16,559 Speaker 1: I like you, Sam, You know, I think you're funny. 170 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:22,320 Speaker 1: Noive you. I think I knew like a restraining order. 171 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:24,600 Speaker 1: This is weird, dude. You know, like it's like you're 172 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:27,440 Speaker 1: creeping on the phone too. You know, like you're creeping 173 00:09:27,559 --> 00:09:29,040 Speaker 1: on the phone. You're like one of those guys that 174 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:33,400 Speaker 1: like it's a video camera in a dressing rooms. Oh 175 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:36,520 Speaker 1: come on, you know I'm not that dangerous a guy. 176 00:09:36,559 --> 00:09:39,480 Speaker 1: I'm pretty harmless. Oh yeah, I mean you're talking to 177 00:09:39,520 --> 00:09:42,600 Speaker 1: me for like six hours. She obviously wasn't so freaked out. 178 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:45,920 Speaker 1: I mean she gave me your number. I was just 179 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:47,600 Speaker 1: sitting there and you want to leave me alone, So 180 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:50,280 Speaker 1: I was just like, give you my number so I 181 00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:54,320 Speaker 1: can just go. Yeah, Sam, you say that you were 182 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:57,320 Speaker 1: making an obvious joke. Obviously Amanda did not get that. 183 00:09:57,960 --> 00:09:59,880 Speaker 1: Is there any way that you want to try to 184 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,280 Speaker 1: convince her that you're not the creep that she thinks 185 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:05,200 Speaker 1: you are. Yeah, I listen, we don't even have to 186 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:07,439 Speaker 1: go on a date, Amanda, Like she could just come 187 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,920 Speaker 1: over to my grandmother's house. We could have dinner just 188 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,560 Speaker 1: ane of us, you know, just three of us hang out, 189 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:15,079 Speaker 1: and you could see that I'm actually like a really 190 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:17,720 Speaker 1: good guy. I love her. I would never wish ill 191 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:22,200 Speaker 1: upon her. Just Sam, that's even creepier, dude. Just well, 192 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:24,200 Speaker 1: at least his grandma's rich. So you know you're having 193 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:26,760 Speaker 1: dinner in a mansion. Amanda, do you want to go 194 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:30,680 Speaker 1: over to Sam's grandma's house? Now he probably wants to 195 00:10:30,679 --> 00:10:36,560 Speaker 1: be assist in her murder. Sam, I was on your side, 196 00:10:36,679 --> 00:10:38,959 Speaker 1: so you went that route. Now I'm picturing you being 197 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,280 Speaker 1: at home and you are your own grandma and she 198 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:47,320 Speaker 1: shows up and you just turn around, honestly, just trying 199 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:49,880 Speaker 1: to smooth this whole thing over, just trying to have 200 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:53,080 Speaker 1: dinner with the three of us. You know me, Amanda, 201 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:56,720 Speaker 1: my grandmother. Throw this whole thing out of proportion. I 202 00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:59,440 Speaker 1: know what it is. Sam, I know what you're trying 203 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:01,760 Speaker 1: to do. You're trying to show Amanda that, hey, look, 204 00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:03,559 Speaker 1: you watch me and my grandma together, You'll see that 205 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:06,200 Speaker 1: I don't want her to die. But it's just it's's 206 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:09,160 Speaker 1: weird as somebody on the first date with your Grandma. Well, 207 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:12,800 Speaker 1: technically it would be a second date only it's not 208 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:16,280 Speaker 1: a tactic I would ever use. But she thinks that 209 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:18,960 Speaker 1: I have some evil wishes, which is the farthest thing 210 00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:22,040 Speaker 1: from the truth. I just wanted to prove her wrong. Okay, Amanda, 211 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:26,920 Speaker 1: some women might find a sweet night. Amanda, would you 212 00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:29,320 Speaker 1: like to go out with Sam again? We will pay 213 00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:31,520 Speaker 1: for it, with or without the Grandma pay for all. 214 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:34,160 Speaker 1: I don't because I will try to make my skin 215 00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:37,760 Speaker 1: into like a shirt or something. All right, there's no 216 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:38,880 Speaker 1: way that we can get you to go out with 217 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:41,679 Speaker 1: Sam again. To prove that he's not a creep. I 218 00:11:41,679 --> 00:11:44,880 Speaker 1: would have to be drugged and tied up. Wait, he 219 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:49,079 Speaker 1: would talk. Sam could hook you up. Oh no, no, 220 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:52,440 Speaker 1: broken jupil in the morning.