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Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. Guys, today,

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Speaker 1: it's my strawberry letter and the subject is his female

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Speaker 1: company is too comfortable. His female company is too comfortable.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into that find out what that's all about.

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Speaker 1: But right now it is time for the prank phone

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Speaker 1: call for today. I'm just waiting to hear this one.

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Speaker 2: What do you want something super stupid? Do you want that?

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Speaker 2: I mean, y'all got to tell me how y'all want

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Speaker 2: it now, y'all, yes, y'all know it's lails of my stupidity.

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Speaker 2: Y'all y'all won't Okay, let's go for it, all right,

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Speaker 2: This right here is Mona, fix your appearance. Mona, fix

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Speaker 2: your appearance, and I'm gonna call from corporate wardrobe. That's

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Speaker 2: what I'm calling, corporate wardrobe. Come on, Mona, fix your appearance.

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Speaker 3: Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach a Mona, please jesuit her. Hi?

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Speaker 3: How you doing. My name is James over with the

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Speaker 3: with the corporation. I'm with your corporate wardrobe. You've been

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Speaker 3: with the company for about eight years now, Am I correct? MoMA?

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Speaker 4: Yes, sir? Okay, correct?

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Speaker 3: Like I said, I'm from a corporate Wardrobe wanted to

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Speaker 3: kind of give you a call. There's been some conversation

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Speaker 3: about it, but wanted to give you a call about

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Speaker 3: your appearance in the office. Okay, okay, now your your

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Speaker 3: your appearance seems to be pretty much intact as far

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Speaker 3: as your clothing is concerned. So it's nothing that has

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Speaker 3: nothing to do with that.

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Speaker 4: Okay. Now, first of all, what uh my pearents have

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Speaker 4: to do with your corporation?

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Speaker 3: Well, what's going on? Like I said, you you've been

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Speaker 3: with corp for about what eight years? Now? Am I right?

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Speaker 4: Yes, sir, I have Okay, and you call me telling

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Speaker 4: me something? My kids?

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Speaker 3: Right? What I what I want to talk to you

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Speaker 3: about is that? What? What? What's some of the work

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Speaker 3: because in the office of having a problem with and

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Speaker 3: what we want to do is get you an actual

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Speaker 3: doctor's appointment because we want to see about helping you

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Speaker 3: get a breast reduction.

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Speaker 4: Oh what a breath reduction?

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Speaker 3: Okay? Now you you you? You? I mean from from

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Speaker 3: my understanding that your your breasts are too large?

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Speaker 4: Hold up, hold up, now, who is this first?

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Speaker 3: What was my name is? James? Like I said, I'm

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Speaker 3: with Corporate Wardrobe and I'm calling you actually pretty much

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Speaker 3: human Resources of Corporation.

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Speaker 4: Okay, No, if you ain't calling here by something else,

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Speaker 4: certainly what we do here. So you calling me telling

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Speaker 4: me somebody give me a breath reduction. What you need

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Speaker 4: to do is try to dig up slow, because what

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Speaker 4: I'm doing over here, I'm gonna wham they was on

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Speaker 4: here and I'm gonna where they came out. I wear

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Speaker 4: them problem, Mona.

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Speaker 3: All we want to do is we want to get

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Speaker 3: you a doctor's appointment so we can help you get

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Speaker 3: your get your breast reduced. So you know you you'll

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Speaker 3: feel a lot more comfortable and the people in the

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Speaker 3: office to be a lot more comfortable.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I'm not You ain't gonna do it. Man. You

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Speaker 4: ain't gonna come in and tell me some what y'all

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Speaker 4: gonna do to me? What you talking about?

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Speaker 3: I'm even just.

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Speaker 4: Being this foremost eight years and I ain't never had

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Speaker 4: no problem when nobody's telling me something about my friends.

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Speaker 4: So what you need to do is find out who's

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Speaker 4: going around here making these rumors. And first of all,

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna dig up because maybe one he's up in

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Speaker 4: here talking about me and you know, jealous because I'm

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Speaker 4: on top of my and they jealous of me. I'm

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Speaker 4: on you know, I'm on mind and they run ain't

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Speaker 4: got top of my brain.

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Speaker 3: Look, ma'am, my job is to get your breast reduced.

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Speaker 3: I gotta get I gotta bring them down.

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Speaker 4: Big too. Can you reduce that? Excuse me, my big?

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Speaker 4: Can you reduce that?

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Speaker 3: Man? Listen, I gotta get your breast down to it.

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Speaker 3: I gotta get her death. I gotta bring them down.

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Speaker 4: An ain't what you're gonna get downe is that's what

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Speaker 4: you're gonna get done, and start worrying about my breath.

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Speaker 4: So you and whoever whoever calming you are telling you

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Speaker 4: something about what I'm doing at this this Tell them,

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Speaker 4: I said, the kids mind, So what I do you do,

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna do me. So they don't like that, then

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Speaker 4: hay holler at them because I'm an find whoever doing

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Speaker 4: it because they're jealous. I'm a bad they don't understand it.

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Speaker 4: And the man's come in and what woof woof when

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Speaker 4: they come to who they come to my desk and

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Speaker 4: ask for who, they ask for me?

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Speaker 3: Mona, mona, I understand that. But what I'm saying is

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Speaker 3: your breasts are distraction in the office, and I gotta

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Speaker 3: get your breast brought down first.

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Speaker 4: While whoever you are, you might even come to see

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Speaker 4: you can sit in the front of my desk and

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Speaker 4: see how it's looking. You might want to come back

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Speaker 4: and bring out your crew.

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Speaker 3: Mona, I can't. I can't. I don't want to come

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Speaker 3: set your desk and see your your your I gotta

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Speaker 3: get you to a doctor and get your breast reduced.

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Speaker 4: Now when you wanted a point, I ain't gonna see no,

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Speaker 4: I'm going.

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Speaker 3: To a doctor. Your mona, you're going to a doctor.

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Speaker 4: You bringing so he is. I ain't going no doctors.

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Speaker 4: What you talking mind? The doctor whoever you me to

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Speaker 4: go see, I ain't trying to hear it.

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Speaker 3: Yeh. What I'm gonna do is they said you would

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Speaker 3: act like this moment. They said you would react just

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Speaker 3: this way. This is what the people in the office

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Speaker 3: are talking about.

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Speaker 4: I don't give a damn what they I'll be in

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Speaker 4: this company for almost eight years. I ain't no hand

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Speaker 4: nobody account of me telling me some my bread. What

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Speaker 4: you need to do. First of all, you need to

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Speaker 4: come in and see me because it might like what

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Speaker 4: you're sick. Because I'm a big, bad bowl threety four woman?

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Speaker 4: You better yet?

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Speaker 3: Well?

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Speaker 4: What's is your name?

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Speaker 3: And now?

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Speaker 4: What's your what's your name?

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Speaker 3: Why do you need my name?

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Speaker 4: I need your names because I ain't never had somebody

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Speaker 4: coward my damn job to tell me some about my beer.

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Speaker 4: I need to know your name because I'm go'n get

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Speaker 4: some lottery in this because I don't play this, see

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Speaker 4: I need I don't play that. So whoever you is,

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Speaker 4: and your carpet and whoever kind of me by my bread,

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Speaker 4: I don't play that. I need your name, I really do,

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Speaker 4: because you don't, I'm gonna find out who this is.

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Speaker 3: You do want to know my name?

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Speaker 4: I want to know your damn name. Hell y'all, I

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Speaker 4: want to know your name.

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Speaker 3: What is it? Are you listening?

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Speaker 4: What is that a nest?

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Speaker 3: You? Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show? You just

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Speaker 3: got by your girlfriend?

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Speaker 4: You bress bigger than mine?

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Speaker 3: You know, got limps?

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Speaker 4: Me and y'all need to clin what you're gonna make

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Speaker 4: me go? Right? I can't believe it's in her bread's

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Speaker 4: bigger than man, and then she got a limpse. I

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Speaker 4: listened to this show every morning, and I just can't

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Speaker 4: believe I got she did it. She got me. You

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Speaker 4: know you got me. But I'm gonna catch her limps.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna catch the watching. It's okay. I'm gonna give him.

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Speaker 3: All right, baby, I got one more thing for you, baby?

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Speaker 3: What is what is the baddest I'm talking about the

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Speaker 3: baddest radio show in the land.

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Speaker 4: Maybe you already know that one and only Steve Harvey

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Speaker 4: Morning Show.

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Speaker 3: And tell him and.

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Speaker 4: Guess what play on this? Hi, pirone. I just want

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Speaker 4: to let you know I'm a side sixteen with a

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Speaker 4: low cut.

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Speaker 2: Now you have it. Come on, Mona, come home, mona, baby,

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Speaker 2: I need you to fix your parents. Now, come on.

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Speaker 4: Who you're talking to.

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Speaker 3: Crazy?

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Speaker 2: I'm calling you call I'm gonna call you a certainty, y'all.

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Speaker 2: Y'all appears you know.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna call our attorneys right here. We got a

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Speaker 1: case case.

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Speaker 2: I'm about to catch another plate all right. July July

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Speaker 2: twenty sixth, twenty seven, twenty eight, I will already be

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Speaker 2: in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. It's the Helium Comedy Club. The Nephew

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Speaker 2: is coming to town. Tickets are on sale right now,

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Speaker 2: right now, right now. What I got laying in the cut?

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Speaker 2: I got some stuff. Man, let me see Buffalo, New

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Speaker 2: York laying in the cut. I got some stuff laying

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Speaker 2: in the cut. I don't curll. Y'all better get ready

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Speaker 2: board and if you come Tallahasset, Floyd, I believe that's

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Speaker 2: laying in the cut. We'll talk about that later. But

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Speaker 2: all right, this weekend, I am at cry out. That

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Speaker 2: is cry out. Don't worry about a call out that

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Speaker 2: I got to tell me. Be messing for y'all listening.

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Speaker 2: I'm the zoom mess up guy. All right, I screw

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Speaker 2: it all up. But anyway, but I look good on it?

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Speaker 3: Do I look good?

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Speaker 2: Do I look fly on the zoomy? What y'all think

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Speaker 2: you look? Let's go. I'm not going to be confident

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Speaker 2: your clothes? What what?

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Speaker 3: You know? What? What? What?

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Speaker 2: What is this that I ain't sexy to y'all?

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Speaker 4: No more?

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Speaker 3: No more, no more.

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I never I've never been sexy to y'all. I don't

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Speaker 2: know about calling shirky, but definitely not to me. I'm

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Speaker 2: not appealing it. I'm not appealing any kind of way.

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Speaker 2: I mean nothing. Well, Junior speaks for the group on

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Speaker 2: this one. I just gave you that nice introduction for

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Speaker 2: your poem, this is how you do me. You think

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Speaker 2: that deserved for me to.

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Speaker 4: Because of intro.

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Speaker 1: Coming up next Strawberry Letter. The subject is his female

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Speaker 1: company is too comfortable. We'll get into it right after this.

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Speaker 2: I'm not sexy at all, I said

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Speaker 1: No, MO, you're listening to the Stave Hardy Morning Show.