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Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning time for your

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Speaker 1: prank phone call. And today guess who's going on a trip?

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Speaker 1: The one man that wants to reach out and seize

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Speaker 1: life by the haunches. He's thrown caution to the wind

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Speaker 1: because frankly, he usually never leaves the house. His name

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Speaker 1: is Timid Benjamin, Oh wow, and he wants to sail

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Speaker 1: the open seas on a luxury cruise. That's why he's

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Speaker 1: reaching out to a travel agent who specializes in nautical

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Speaker 1: adventures things. I don't think she's ever dealt with a

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Speaker 1: customer quite like this one before. We'll see how she

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Speaker 1: handles Timid ben in your phone tap right.

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Speaker 2: Now, Brooking Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.

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Speaker 3: Thanks for calling. This is Amy's How can I help you?

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Speaker 2: Hi? My name, my name is Benjamin.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Hi, I'm sorry. Can you can you just speak

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Speaker 3: up a little bit? I can barely hear you.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, Hi, my name's Benjamin, you said Benjamin?

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Speaker 3: Yes, okay, Hi, Hi Benjamin. How are you today?

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Speaker 2: I'm excited?

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Speaker 3: Okay, awesome, I'm excited for you.

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Speaker 2: Why why are you excited for We don't know each other.

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Speaker 3: You know, I just I love you, love me.

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Speaker 2: I don't, I don't know you.

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Speaker 3: No, I am, I do.

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Speaker 2: I love everybody.

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Speaker 3: But you know what, I love planning vacations and I'm

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Speaker 3: I'm just I'm excited for you. So tell me what

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Speaker 3: are you looking for? How many days were you thinking

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Speaker 3: of cruising for?

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Speaker 2: I like odd numbers like thirteen's and five and okay,

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Speaker 2: one of those.

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Speaker 3: Let's stick with odd numbers, maybe like a three? Are

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Speaker 3: you thinking maybe like a three day a week?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, I want to be clear. No pirates, no, no,

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Speaker 2: what I'm sorry pies you know like yo, yo, I can't.

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Speaker 4: It's a major major phobia of mine.

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Speaker 2: I totally get it.

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Speaker 3: And you know you don't have to worry about that

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Speaker 3: with us.

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Speaker 2: I went on. I took one cruise before and it

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Speaker 2: was Captain Jack Sparrow seemed I cried for the whole trip.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: And he got he got the captain got got drunk.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm not the ship captain, the Sparrow man it.

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Speaker 2: So what are you thinking?

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Speaker 3: Three days or five days might be better?

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Speaker 2: Whatever swingers cruise works? Okay you seem surprised.

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Speaker 3: No, no, I just actually what I wanted to know,

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Speaker 3: was who's joining you on this cruise.

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Speaker 2: Or are you trying to invite yourself? No?

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Speaker 3: I wish I could go on more cruise, Benjamin. Honestly

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Speaker 3: I would join you, but I can't. I have to

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Speaker 3: stay home with my own family. And I unfortunately say, okay, I.

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Speaker 2: Can go to your house and that's what you would like.

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, that's so sweet of you. But no, No,

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Speaker 3: what I want to do is help you plan a vacation.

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Speaker 3: And I know so far that you want a swingers cruise.

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Speaker 3: You're scared of pirates and we want to go for

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Speaker 3: an odd number is Were there any islands that you

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Speaker 3: wanted to visit?

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Speaker 2: Benjamin? You you you keep bringing up swingers?

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Speaker 3: You you wanted?

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Speaker 2: Didn't you say you wanted to swing this cruise? I

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Speaker 2: mentioned I like swinging, like on a swing set. Oh

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Speaker 2: nothing about us?

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Speaker 1: Uh?

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Speaker 3: You know, Okay, got it? Got it? Got it?

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Speaker 2: Are you trying to get me into something weird? No?

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Speaker 3: I you know what, that's my faulty. That's obviously misunderstood.

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Speaker 2: Exactly what happened to me on the Jack Sparrow.

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Speaker 3: Cruise that's not going to happen on this cruise.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, I I kind of have to go. Before I do,

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Speaker 4: I do need to tell you something that your your husband, Harold,

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Speaker 4: he likes to laugh at prank phone calls on the

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Speaker 4: radio sometimes, and you set you up for this one

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Speaker 4: on a show. It's called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning,

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Speaker 4: and my name is actually jeff Oh, Mike, you don't understand.

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Speaker 3: This man. First of all, he's I work from home,

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Speaker 3: so he hears my calls. And you know, I will

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Speaker 3: not cave like I am about making that sale.

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Speaker 2: Such a good job there.

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Speaker 1: You you kept focused and we're willing to do whatever

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Speaker 1: it took to get me onto a creui.

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Speaker 3: When you said swingers cruise, that's he knows we have

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Speaker 3: a swingers cruise.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but is it a Jack Sparrow swinger scruise? His

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Speaker 1: thanks name and his bottle of rum. I'm banned from

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Speaker 1: Jamaica for these two more years.

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Speaker 3: Stop it broken.

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties