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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. Subject

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Speaker 1: her hood rat mentality is bad for business. That's the subject.

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Speaker 1: But right now, nephew in the building with today's frank

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Speaker 1: phone call? What you got for snap? How much money

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Speaker 1: do we have any account? Past? Watch? Now came? It

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Speaker 1: came in three sentties. I broke it up. Now, how

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Speaker 1: much money do we have any account? Pastor? Past pastor,

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Speaker 1: how much money do we have in the account? Let's

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Speaker 1: go get hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach Pastor Hayes.

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Speaker 1: Pastor Hayes, how you doing? This is? This is brother

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Speaker 1: Linna Lynna Thompson. How you doing? I'm good brother, and

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Speaker 1: how can I help you today? Past I'm actually one

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Speaker 1: of your members at the church, and I want to

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Speaker 1: just commend you that you're doing a good job the

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Speaker 1: way you are displaying uh say safety, Let me say

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Speaker 1: that first and foremost thank you. You know, we just

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Speaker 1: want everybody to be safe and healthy. And and your

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Speaker 1: name again the brother Lina Thompson. Okay, and and and

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Speaker 1: other times I'm kind about to be in the middle

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Speaker 1: of then, and how can I help your brother? Well,

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Speaker 1: here's what I wanted to ask you, man, uh house,

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Speaker 1: I want to ask you this. I know, you know

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Speaker 1: and and people are you know, trying to make sure

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Speaker 1: time like this, you know you kind of want to

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Speaker 1: but but but what I wanted my reason for calling

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Speaker 1: you is I wanted to ask you how how much

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Speaker 1: money do we have in the account? Come again, the

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Speaker 1: church account? How much money do we have in there? Brother? Brother?

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Speaker 1: What what do you say? Your name was? Again? Brother,

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Speaker 1: my name is brother Lena Thompson. Okay, Brother Thompson. How

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Speaker 1: did you get my personal self on them going to

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Speaker 1: be calling me at home this time of day? Well,

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Speaker 1: I go this numb from one of the brothers at

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Speaker 1: the church. What what brother? The church they know not

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Speaker 1: to give my person a number to to people I

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Speaker 1: don't know. Well, I'm a I'm a but I'm a

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Speaker 1: but I'm a member. Though I'm a member. Well, how

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Speaker 1: how long you've been a member? Because I've been passing

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Speaker 1: this church for ten years and your name ain't familiar

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Speaker 1: to me? How long? How long have you been a

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Speaker 1: member of my church. I've been a member of probably

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Speaker 1: going on going on three years now, but I ain't

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Speaker 1: I ain't been since, you know, since that day I joined.

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Speaker 1: You know, you know, I kind of got caught out there,

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Speaker 1: you know how I go. But wait, wait, wait, wait,

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Speaker 1: wait wait. So you you've been a member of my

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Speaker 1: church two or three years, you ain't been to the church,

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Speaker 1: and two to three years are you calling me to

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Speaker 1: ask me about finances of my church? Well, I'm understand

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Speaker 1: what you're looking for. Well, I am a member, So

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Speaker 1: I mean I do how to Don't I have the

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Speaker 1: to right to that question. If you don't actively come

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Speaker 1: to the church. You can't come to the church, sign

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Speaker 1: asking me what we got going on at church. So

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Speaker 1: I need to understand what is your purpose? What do

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Speaker 1: you Well, like I say, everybody going through hard times,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to see what we got in there, because

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Speaker 1: you know, I need to pick up a few things

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Speaker 1: from the stow. I don't have the money right now.

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Speaker 1: But shouldn't I be able to lean it on my

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Speaker 1: church though you lean on that. We We've done a

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Speaker 1: lot of stuff in the community. We've been seeing the elderly.

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Speaker 1: We got a food bank. We've been cashing after people

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Speaker 1: some money that when we can. But you ain't been

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Speaker 1: at this church and three years. You can't call me

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Speaker 1: So hold on, hold on, hold on, hold hold, hold on, past,

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Speaker 1: Look here. I'm trying to sit down here dinner with

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Speaker 1: my family. You're sitting here on my last No, look here,

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Speaker 1: brother Thompson. I don't know you. I ain't never heard

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Speaker 1: ain't even member of the church. You can I am

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Speaker 1: Are you come to me for some money? I am

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Speaker 1: a memptory, your mama. You are not a member of

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Speaker 1: this church, sir. I am a member of the church. Look, look, look,

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Speaker 1: let me tell you something. I know. This ain't no,

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Speaker 1: I don't let me. Let me tell you where you

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Speaker 1: can't on my church two or three years ago and

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Speaker 1: called me three years later get my number from somebody

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Speaker 1: and asked me for money because you're going through hard time. Now,

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Speaker 1: if you was a true member of the church, you'll

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Speaker 1: understand how we work and how we give money to

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Speaker 1: people that are struggling. I just delivered forty meals today

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Speaker 1: to our elderly. Huh. Last week we cash people money

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Speaker 1: to go kick up gross compare. What do you need

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Speaker 1: my Do you need my cash? Alter? Do you need

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Speaker 1: my ca Boy? Boy, You're gonna make me cause you

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Speaker 1: ain't even tied them. So how do you not tired?

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Speaker 1: And then think you told you I fell on bad times?

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Speaker 1: Didn't I say I fell on bad times? You feel

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Speaker 1: on bad time for three years? Hey? Hey, you know

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Speaker 1: it takes longer for some people. Okay, why are you?

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Speaker 1: Why are you judging me in opposed to trying to

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Speaker 1: figure out how to cash at me so I can

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Speaker 1: get on the number of my church. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if you some scam are just trying to get money

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Speaker 1: from the church, Sir, I have never met you. I

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Speaker 1: don't know you. A matter of fact, I'm about to

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Speaker 1: call it the deacons to see who you are and

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Speaker 1: why they would give my number to some points to

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Speaker 1: call me and ask me for some money. Hey, let

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Speaker 1: me say this to you. If you don't cash at me,

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Speaker 1: then I'm finding at all the members and I know you.

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Speaker 1: I know our church ain't no mega church. You know

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Speaker 1: we got three members already know so. But but I

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Speaker 1: wouldn't let every member know that you're not cash happen

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Speaker 1: me to help me in a time of need. I

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Speaker 1: will do that, Brother Thompson. You you can let them know.

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Speaker 1: You can Facebook and Instagram and you can put it

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Speaker 1: on that TikTok and tag me in it. I ain't

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Speaker 1: giving you a dime. I don't know you, I ain't

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Speaker 1: never heard of you. Matter of fact. You need to

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Speaker 1: get off my phone. I got dinner with my wife

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Speaker 1: them up and tell them don't be giving my number

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Speaker 1: out some stranger who ain't been our church two to

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Speaker 1: three years and gonna ask me for some money, some

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Speaker 1: cash out, or if you don't get off this phone,

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Speaker 1: who gave you? Okay, so let me ask you something.

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Speaker 1: So so you know deacon uh, Marvin Dillet, don't know

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Speaker 1: dickon Martha here? What about him? Do you know he

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Speaker 1: listened to the radio every morning. Yeah, he's listening to

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Marty Show. Pastor Haze, you just got

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Speaker 1: pranked by your boy, deacon mom. Boy, see, and that's

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Speaker 1: why Deacon marm about to get kicked off the board. Boy,

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Speaker 1: you got me in my yard. Yeah. My neighbors looking

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Speaker 1: at me like I'm crazy. They know I'm not on

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Speaker 1: the block. Or you almost made me, cause you can't

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Speaker 1: be doing that during this time, man, past all right, man, man,

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Speaker 1: I'm good, Man, I'm good, baby, Baby, everything good. My

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Speaker 1: wife don't came out here. Boy, you don't want to

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Speaker 1: go out. Okay, man, But now we take care of

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Speaker 1: our church. Man, We feed them, sending the money. Man,

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Speaker 1: deliver mills. Man, make sure abody good during this time.

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Speaker 1: That's good man. Hey man, before we get off, you

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Speaker 1: gotta let me know, baby, what is the baddest and

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Speaker 1: I mean the baddest radio show in the land. Man,

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Speaker 1: it's the Steve Who Morning To show that isn't Nephew Tommy.

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Speaker 1: And then you have it, ladies, I'm going Tommy and right,

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Speaker 1: so you just gonna frank the pass on. We can't resurrection,

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Speaker 1: you know what? This the time for that. I wanted

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Speaker 1: he was right there. He was right, you know what, Jay,

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Speaker 1: and I pull it back. I got to the land

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Speaker 1: and I said, I'm not gonna I pull it back.

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Speaker 1: You know, you know you don't want to run him

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Speaker 1: on Good Friday cuss it? You know I didn't want to.

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Speaker 1: Coming up next Strawberry letter subject her hood rat mentality

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Speaker 1: is bad for business. We'll get into it right after this.

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