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Speaker 1: good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on

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Speaker 1: dive me now, one and only. Steve Harvey got a

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Speaker 1: repetition is good. Sometimes repetition is good over and over

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Speaker 1: But if we go public, everything go public. Now it

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Speaker 1: to you about how prayer pays off. It's called all

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Speaker 1: Good morning, Shirley. Hey you all right, sir? Good morning? Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the short jokes, Tommy, No, you know that's not true.

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Speaker 1: Dear Steve, I'm a thirty two year old man, and

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Speaker 1: No doctor is going to stop Cardie B. We'll tell

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Speaker 1: you about that right now. The nephew is here to

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Speaker 1: The wedding styles, the weddings style like that? No, no Ah,

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Speaker 1: it is wedding style. Oh I said it right? What

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Speaker 1: hit playing here? Hello? I'm trying to reach Calmon please?

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Speaker 1: Oh who's calling? This is the HAF styles, the RNZO

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Speaker 1: Oh great, great, Hey, we were waiting for you. Hold

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Speaker 1: is this calmon? Y? Hi? How are you good? Great? Listen? Um?

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Speaker 1: This is the HAF style that I'm supposed to be

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Speaker 1: you lost? Uh? No, I do have a just there's

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Speaker 1: Let me ask you what? Wait? You know I'm getting

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Speaker 1: Let me ask you this, what time actually is the wedding?

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Speaker 1: Is it at five or six? The wedding is at five? Okay? Um?

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Speaker 1: What have you done to your hair? So far nothing.

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Speaker 1: You have the hair. I'm waiting for you to put

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Speaker 1: this is not a joke. I've got I'm fine, tell

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Speaker 1: You came highly recommend it, and I've already given you

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Speaker 1: deposit back. I'm no, that's no, that's not what I want.

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Speaker 1: I understand this. Dear, Calm down, listen, this is what

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Speaker 1: are you kidding me? It's been a serious, serious, serious

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Speaker 1: I have to argue with me when I need it

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Speaker 1: for you to be here, I understand that, and I'm

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Speaker 1: go back and forth with you. Now, if somebody to

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Speaker 1: find Kim Fum, tell her to come. Where is everybody? Mama?

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Speaker 1: Please get him to the phone. Oh boyd, listen, what

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Speaker 1: what's going on? Yes, that's what's going on. Have you

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Speaker 1: so is it still? Damn? Why are you asking me questions?

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Speaker 1: You're I'm trying to get some when I bring when

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Speaker 1: I send someone in, I want to send them in there. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm sitting here with wet hair. Has your hair? Has

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Speaker 1: your makeup been done yet? No? I'm waiting for you

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go. I'm Oliver. I'm not Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say this is crazy. I'm not going

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Speaker 1: to I'm thinking you now, let me take care of

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Speaker 1: Is there anyway you could possibly push the wedding back

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Speaker 1: to seven? You are crazy? You want me to change

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Speaker 1: trust me, Darling, I will put the word out about you. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I will make sure that you never ever do business again.

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Speaker 1: Wait a minute, Now, what you're not gonna do? You

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Speaker 1: don't curse at me. You're not gonna You're not gonna

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Speaker 1: It's my day. You're not gonna talk to me like this,

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Speaker 1: and you don't talk to you any kind of way

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Speaker 1: I want to you call ruining my day. Hold on

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Speaker 1: a second. So you got this talking crazy to me,

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Speaker 1: and I'm nothing to go with it. No, not what

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do it sitting let's talk to me

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Speaker 1: to sit here and let you talk to me. No,

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Speaker 1: you know what I wish you were coming to this church.

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Speaker 1: I got your listen. I'm not gonna sit here and

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Speaker 1: go back and forth with you. Now. I got someone

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Speaker 1: I can send in there to get your head done.

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Speaker 1: Do you want it or do you not? Who are

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Speaker 1: you sending? I am sending? Listen. I will be sending

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Speaker 1: my assistant and she does. She washed his head. She's

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Speaker 1: been instructed what to do. Don't worry, she'll get it

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Speaker 1: to you. Don't want me to let it share poor

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Speaker 1: girl start my hair for my wedding. Look do you

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Speaker 1: want Are you kidding me? I'm of a please. No,

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Speaker 1: you need to be talking to me, not Oliver. I understand. Listen.

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Speaker 1: Let me take the racial voice of voice at me.

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Speaker 1: I can do whatever the hell I want to. This

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Speaker 1: is you have ruined my wedding day. No, I am not.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to get your wedding day together. Now. I'm

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Speaker 1: going to send this shampoo girl to do my hair.

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Speaker 1: Cynthia is very good. She will be there at five o'clock.

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Speaker 1: We will have you read your runing starts at five o'clock.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what to say. What you need to

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Speaker 1: be saying, is he on your day. I'm gonna Cynthia

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Speaker 1: with me. I won't want Synthia to do my hair.

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Speaker 1: I didn't pay Cynthia to do my hair. I pay

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Speaker 1: you to do my hair. You have to bring Oliver

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Speaker 1: with you. You need to come on, Oliver. Do you

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Speaker 1: want to go? Oh? Oh my god? Do you want

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Speaker 1: to just go with me? Okay, I have one more

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Speaker 1: thing I need to say. You'll have to say to me.

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Speaker 1: The only thing you need to be saying to me

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Speaker 1: is that you and Oliver are on your way. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: about to ruin the most important day of my life.

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Speaker 1: I am not upon un your head. Yes, now why

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Speaker 1: are you on your head? Yes or no? Yes? And

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Speaker 1: I have one more thing I need to say. But

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Speaker 1: what do you want to say? Listen, doc, don't don't

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Speaker 1: come for me. Boy, you got to spit it out.

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Speaker 1: This is Matthew tought me from the Steve Rby Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: You just got pranked by all your bridesmaids. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I am going to I don't believe they did this.

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Speaker 1: That's why I can't sign on Tessa. And I'm kicking

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Speaker 1: you did was not funny, not today. This is the

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Speaker 1: last thing I needed today. Do you remember what they

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Speaker 1: wanted me? They wanted me to get you yesterday. I

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Speaker 1: said no, We're waiting till the wedding day. Under so

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Speaker 1: much pressure. I got. I got one more thing I

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Speaker 1: gotta ask you, Yes, what is what is the baddest

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Speaker 1: sometimes the baddest radio show in the lane? The Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey there is home run hitter. Okay, let's let's get

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Speaker 1: thank you, nephew. Coming up at the top of the

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Speaker 1: hour Entertainment news. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, Ladies get ready,

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Speaker 1: I said, ladies get ready. Michael Elie will be our

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Speaker 1: special guest. He's going to tell us all about his

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Speaker 1: brand new movie. It's called The Intruder. It stars Megan

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Speaker 1: Good and also starring Dennis Quaid as the bad guy.

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Speaker 1: So you know, sit type Michael Eally a special. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna leave when he come home because I'm gonna league

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Speaker 1: because that's too much lights can for y'all at one time. Y'all,

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Speaker 1: it's too much sex and me and him to gelblet.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Why is he talking? Steve? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I have no idea. They never left before. You ain't before.

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Speaker 1: Right now, we're going sexy you got coming off. You

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Speaker 1: have affected nobody, Michael Eally, nephew Tommy. Okay, you the

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Speaker 1: math right now in today's entertainment news, listen to this. Well,

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Speaker 1: no doctor is going to keep Cardi b from her fans. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Cardie hit the stage over the weekend. She was at

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Speaker 1: Memphiss Beal Street Music. That's Steve where she told the

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Speaker 1: crowd she had a doctor's note, and she defied the

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Speaker 1: doctor's orders not to move around too much or she

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Speaker 1: would risk damaging her recent lightpo suction. And she says,

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Speaker 1: as far as I can tell, this is the first

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Speaker 1: time she's spoken about getting life lightpo um. As far

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Speaker 1: as I can tell her, we can tell. Back in

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Speaker 1: July of last year, Carly explained how her views on

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Speaker 1: boob job to help her body bounce back from pregnancy. So, um,

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Speaker 1: she looks great. She looks absolutely great. Her body looks great.

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Speaker 1: But she was there for her fans. What do you think, Steve?

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Speaker 1: I don't see why she needed libo. I ever seen

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Speaker 1: nothing wrong with her. Well, you know, I mean some

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Speaker 1: tummy tuck, some women get you know, a boob lift

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Speaker 1: or a reduction or whatever the situation. Huh. Well she

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Speaker 1: she got LiPo, She said, she got LiPo and a

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Speaker 1: the pregnancy. And she LiPo is more more of the

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Speaker 1: just you know, you're removing the fat, the fat self.

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Speaker 1: That's what you do with LiPo. So it could be

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Speaker 1: like Steve said, anywhere, Yeah, thank you, Junior. See what

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Speaker 1: what saying like if you got it, Tommy, you'd get

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Speaker 1: some of that air about that, you know what? Man,

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Speaker 1: I almost see I'm you on the radio board. Yo.

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Speaker 1: But Anna, I often to get fine and they all right.

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Speaker 1: In other entertainment news, Kim Kardashian's efforts to free inmates

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Speaker 1: serving life sentences for drug convictions have been more successful

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Speaker 1: than most people even realize. Everyone remembers, of course, how

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Speaker 1: she got President Trump to pardon Alice Marie Johnson, but

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Speaker 1: there have actually been Steve sixteen other prisoners freed. Over

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Speaker 1: the past three months, Kim and her legal team launched

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Speaker 1: their ninety Days of Freedom campaign, which used Trump's First

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Speaker 1: Step Act to secure releases of prisoners serving excessive sentences,

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Speaker 1: all right. Among those releases include Jamal Caraway, who served

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Speaker 1: eleven years of a life sentence for cocaine possession, Terrence Byrd,

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Speaker 1: who spent twenty five years behind bars for a drug charge,

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Speaker 1: and Eric Balcom, who spent sixteen years in jail for

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Speaker 1: drug possession. So so, I mean wonderful, don't you, guys.

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Speaker 1: I think she's doing some great work. She really is.

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Speaker 1: She has a legal team, she's studying to be an attorney,

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Speaker 1: so you know, and what she's doing with this ninety

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Speaker 1: Days of Freedom campaign releasing these prisoners, it's excellent. Oh,

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Speaker 1: father would be proud to her. Yeah, she would be

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Speaker 1: very proud, all right. Seeing time for to day's headline,

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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, miss a and trip Okay, thank you

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Speaker 1: very much, everybody. This is Andrew House. Democrats say that

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Speaker 1: they have through playing nice. The Chairman of the House

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Speaker 1: Judiciary Comedy, Jerald Nenadler, says he's gonna take a vote

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Speaker 1: at ten am today on holding Attorney Downal William Barr

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Speaker 1: in contempt of Congress over his repeated refusals to hand

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Speaker 1: over Robert Muller's full and unredacted meddling report Russian medady.

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Speaker 1: Unredacted means no black marks on a nothing blacked out.

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Speaker 1: Nataler says that the Congress must see the full report

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Speaker 1: and underlying evidence to determine how to best move forward

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Speaker 1: with overside with legislation and other constitutional responsibilities. Assistant Attorney General,

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Speaker 1: though Stephen Boyd is fired off a letter. He says

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Speaker 1: that Democrats refuse to review a less redacted version of

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Speaker 1: the report and that maybe they should read that one

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Speaker 1: first before moving ahead with contempt proceedings in the Senate. Meanwhile,

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Speaker 1: the reactions to all this very predictable. Republican Senate Leader

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Speaker 1: Mitch McConnell says enough already with the questions about the

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Speaker 1: Mueller Report, while Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer says, basically

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Speaker 1: a smell a rat on this central question. The Special

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Speaker 1: Counsel's finding is clear, case closed. Of course, he wants

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Speaker 1: to move on, he wants to cover up, he wants

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Speaker 1: to silence on one of the most serious issues we face.

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Speaker 1: We'll see what happens to vote again. Ten am this morning.

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Speaker 1: There was another school shooting yesterday, this time in suburban Denver, Colorado.

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Speaker 1: One person an eighteen year old student has died. Some

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Speaker 1: seven other students injured. Police took two suspects and custody.

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Speaker 1: They still don't know really why the shooting occurred. George's

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Speaker 1: governor has signed a measure into law that bands most

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Speaker 1: abortions once a fetal heartbeat is detected. Now, doctors say

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Speaker 1: that's about six weeks before many women even know they're pregnant.

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Speaker 1: A federal court has ruled at Alabama's prisons failed to

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Speaker 1: protect inmates from suicide. Prison officials say that fifteen inmates

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Speaker 1: took their own lives over a fifteen month period. Least

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Speaker 1: the authorities in jail say they took their own lives. Now,

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Speaker 1: the court has ordered the Alabama Department of Corrections to

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Speaker 1: take some immediate action to prevent suicide in stay prisons.

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Speaker 1: The ruling directs the state to better identify and monitor

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Speaker 1: at risk inmates. Finally, Jees, that's right. This year marks

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Speaker 1: nineteen winners of all three national Beauty pageants are African

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Speaker 1: American at the same time. That's right. While there have

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Speaker 1: been black winners in all three contest, this is the

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Speaker 1: is Miss USA, and Kaylee Garris is Miss tin USA.

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Speaker 1: They're all gorgeous. You go, girl. Now back to the

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey boarn And Show. You're listening to Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. Y'all asked promise our special guests today, all

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Speaker 1: star actor. No never huge sex symbol say that. You don't.

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Speaker 1: Don't gloss over that. I just don't want to say

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Speaker 1: all that and known as a huge sex symbol for

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Speaker 1: that late you know, because he's just my dude though,

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Speaker 1: so I don't really And yeah, this next line is

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Speaker 1: his blue as us right now. I've seen him do

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Speaker 1: angle moments and that's they wasn't blue when he getting

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Speaker 1: mad ice cold black. He's starting a new thriller that's

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Speaker 1: in theaters and theaters now, y'all. It's called The Intruder.

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Speaker 1: And over that number two at the box office just

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Speaker 1: past weekend. Nobody was gonna beat all the more animals

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Speaker 1: and stuff. Oh damn dollars and all that. Everybody got

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Speaker 1: no time either. Yeah, anyway, number two of the box office. Congratulations,

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Speaker 1: Please welcome back to the show. One of the Stars.

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Speaker 1: My man, Michael Eally stuff he is. How you feeling, man,

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Speaker 1: I'm good. I couldn't never been more happy to be

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Speaker 1: number two in my life. You ain't never live, man. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this time is a good thing. Huh yeah, No, it's chill.

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Speaker 1: It feels like, you know, just to be able to

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Speaker 1: beat like a kid's movie and like, you know, the

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Speaker 1: guy who didn't knocked up you know what I mean,

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Speaker 1: could be able to be these people, you know, to

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Speaker 1: be the Oscar winner and stuff like, like to d

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Speaker 1: these people. I mean, look, we knew that Avengers was

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Speaker 1: gonna do money. Now I thought maybe seven. I did not.

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Speaker 1: I did not anticipate the kind of numbers it did.

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Speaker 1: So now yeah like you were thinking like seventy million. Yeah, yeah, like, hey,

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Speaker 1: that's what I was thinking. Yeah, they doubled that. They

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Speaker 1: weren't even messing around. And I don't understand movie three

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Speaker 1: hours long. I don't understand no, man, and people people

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Speaker 1: have been in line. But but I'll tell you what,

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Speaker 1: Like you say, number two on these past then on

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Speaker 1: these weekends here, it's pretty good man. I had you

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Speaker 1: and uh making good on the show. Who plays your

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Speaker 1: wife in the movie. It's calling true to y'all. Y'all

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Speaker 1: got to get out and see this when this is

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Speaker 1: a good one. It's a young married couple and you

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Speaker 1: bought your first house from its former owner, Charlie, who's

629
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Speaker 1: played by Dennis Quaid. Yeah, it's good. Tell us a

630
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,239
Speaker 1: little bit about the movie, because it ain't. It don't

631
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:11,239
Speaker 1: go that good at this house. Noah, it's uh, you

632
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:15,000
Speaker 1: know now, it don't go good at all. I can't

633
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:21,360
Speaker 1: believe he said that, putting it mildly. All right, ladies,

634
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:24,440
Speaker 1: we'll have more with Michael Eally and we'll talk trending

635
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:27,440
Speaker 1: sports news the NBA playoffs that's coming up at thirty

636
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:33,840
Speaker 1: four after the hour, right after this. You're listening, all right, Steve,

637
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:37,920
Speaker 1: let's wrap up with the very fine Michael Eally And uh,

638
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:45,319
Speaker 1: thank you so very much, and you're welcome. Special guests today,

639
00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:48,960
Speaker 1: my man Michael Eally. He's starting in a new thriller

640
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:52,200
Speaker 1: that's in theaters now, y'all. It's called The Intruder. It's

641
00:39:52,239 --> 00:39:54,960
Speaker 1: a young married couple and you bought your first house

642
00:39:56,080 --> 00:40:00,520
Speaker 1: from his former owner, Charlie, who's played by Dennis Quaid. Yeah,

643
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:05,319
Speaker 1: it's good. The dude won't leave us alone. And you

644
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:08,040
Speaker 1: learn later on. And he's got a connection to the

645
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:10,359
Speaker 1: house that he don't like. You know, you don't just

646
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:14,440
Speaker 1: you know, disclose when he sells it to it, so

647
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:17,279
Speaker 1: you know, he's kind of hiding that stuff from us.

648
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:19,520
Speaker 1: And he's also got intentions. You know, he's trying to

649
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:21,479
Speaker 1: you know, he's trying to come after my wife, which

650
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:24,759
Speaker 1: you know, I just can't hand that. Yeah, so you

651
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:27,960
Speaker 1: know he no man would would hand No man wouldn't

652
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:30,919
Speaker 1: handle that, you know what I mean. And it's making good.

653
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:35,040
Speaker 1: So we gotta really a lot of reason to a fight. Yeah,

654
00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:37,320
Speaker 1: a lot of reasons, a lot of me. There's also

655
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:42,000
Speaker 1: the three million dollars that we spent on that. Oh yeah,

656
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:46,839
Speaker 1: hold three million dollars clean, Yeah, so you really need

657
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:49,319
Speaker 1: to try to stay there. Yeah, I ain't trying to

658
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:52,800
Speaker 1: sell it right now. It's like, you know, but that

659
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:55,080
Speaker 1: kind of money, you know, you would just expect the

660
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:57,200
Speaker 1: owner and just kind of lead and leave your loan,

661
00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:59,120
Speaker 1: let you do what you want. You want to knock

662
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:01,680
Speaker 1: out a wall, you know, I got three million dollars

663
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:04,600
Speaker 1: saying why I should be allowed to do that? So

664
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,720
Speaker 1: you know, and he, you know, he just he just won't.

665
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:10,920
Speaker 1: He just won't leave, and it becomes much more sinister

666
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:14,400
Speaker 1: and dark, and next thing, you know, we we you know,

667
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:16,400
Speaker 1: we're in a real battle for our lives with this

668
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 1: cat man. Hey man, So, how crazy is Dennis Quaid

669
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:25,160
Speaker 1: in this movie? Honestly? I mean it's so bad that,

670
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:28,000
Speaker 1: like when I watched it the first time, I was

671
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:31,240
Speaker 1: mad at me, Like I was mad at my character

672
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:36,880
Speaker 1: for not stopping him sooner. Like I was like, like,

673
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:40,080
Speaker 1: it's like I was forgot it was me, and like, yeah,

674
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:43,799
Speaker 1: I was mad at Scott like I was like, get up, yeah,

675
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:47,640
Speaker 1: just get Like I was really yelling at my own

676
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:51,879
Speaker 1: character that to get underneath my skin, and I think

677
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:54,600
Speaker 1: the audience skin in this movie. Yeah. So you just

678
00:41:54,719 --> 00:41:59,120
Speaker 1: had a black moment watching your day movie. Yeah, you

679
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:04,640
Speaker 1: in the tity, get your ass up? Yeah yeah, okay,

680
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:11,920
Speaker 1: that's that's never happened to me. That man I had,

681
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:14,760
Speaker 1: I had him and making good on my talk show.

682
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:17,680
Speaker 1: So I've heard about this movie. Man, it just sounds

683
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:20,920
Speaker 1: like a winner. Man, it's in theaters right now, y'all

684
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 1: go out and see the movie. Everybody that got over

685
00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:28,040
Speaker 1: there billion dollars buds of the injurers and all like that,

686
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:30,400
Speaker 1: and this this is a real life movie. This is

687
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:33,760
Speaker 1: something that can happen. Yeah, yeah, yeah, this ain't nobody

688
00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:39,880
Speaker 1: flying and all this. Yeah, I mean, ain't Cup in

689
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:42,440
Speaker 1: the movie. You know what I mean? Boy, I was

690
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:47,879
Speaker 1: just looking at that on Game of Thrones. Yeah right, hey, y'all,

691
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:50,440
Speaker 1: it's in theaters now, and it's to call the Intruder

692
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 1: and starting Michael Eally making good and Dennis Quaid. Man,

693
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:55,719
Speaker 1: it's in theaters now and Michael Eily's out. Boy. Make

694
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:57,600
Speaker 1: sure y'all get out to the movies this weekend and

695
00:42:57,719 --> 00:43:00,799
Speaker 1: check it out. Michael Eally. We love you, man, hey man,

696
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:04,520
Speaker 1: thank you man. I love you guys. Man. Alright, alright,

697
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:09,320
Speaker 1: I'll take care, alright, all right, listen, we're gonna switch

698
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:12,920
Speaker 1: gears here, nephew, We're gonna go from movies to sports.

699
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:15,799
Speaker 1: You guys, take it away. Come on, Junior and tell

700
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:19,160
Speaker 1: me let's talk some NBA playoffs. Here. What you got, Junior,

701
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:22,600
Speaker 1: we gotta talk about number Houston. Go ahead, Junior, oh man,

702
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:28,120
Speaker 1: come on, don't two? Two? Who too? Two two? Oakland?

703
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,880
Speaker 1: The Golden State Warriors and the Houston Rockets are tied

704
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:36,560
Speaker 1: at two two and going gaily five is tonight in

705
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:42,000
Speaker 1: Golden state, I say rockets by fifty, Well they better

706
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:46,360
Speaker 1: win this one by fifty points. Thank you. I'm putting

707
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:49,040
Speaker 1: that much faith. What time we needed to win by

708
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:54,120
Speaker 1: fifty because they don't miss at home. If you know anything,

709
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:57,560
Speaker 1: I know they don't miss at home. You know what,

710
00:43:57,640 --> 00:44:00,600
Speaker 1: here's what we need. We need to be up fifty

711
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:03,719
Speaker 1: end of fourth quarter. That's where we need. Man, if

712
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:07,200
Speaker 1: we had bore, we we okay them life skin boards

713
00:44:07,239 --> 00:44:11,719
Speaker 1: can shoot. Yeah, okay, we pretty much like in game

714
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:16,239
Speaker 1: and throw turn we night walks. That's who we ease.

715
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:19,600
Speaker 1: We're moving on. Up next, it is a nephew and

716
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:22,680
Speaker 1: it's prank phone call coming up right after this, Timmy

717
00:44:22,719 --> 00:44:26,640
Speaker 1: got a prank phone call coming up. You're listening to

718
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:31,239
Speaker 1: show coming up at the top of the hour, right

719
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:33,920
Speaker 1: about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today,

720
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:40,320
Speaker 1: the subject my ex girlfriend is a huge problem. My

721
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:43,799
Speaker 1: ex girlfriend is a huge problem. But right now, then,

722
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:46,359
Speaker 1: if you in the building with today's prank phone call,

723
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:51,200
Speaker 1: what you got new? Well, surely you know everybody likes

724
00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:55,200
Speaker 1: to get a good pizza delivered every night. Everybody. Yeah,

725
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:57,000
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. You want to get that

726
00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:59,800
Speaker 1: good pizza? Man, that. We call it the wagon wheel

727
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:02,359
Speaker 1: you to get whoa did you hear him? Ws? Did

728
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:05,480
Speaker 1: you hear that? I did hear it? Actually I did?

729
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:14,839
Speaker 1: Did what I did? Tell them what you said? Quagon talk?

730
00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:17,640
Speaker 1: I said it, though, did you hear me? I did

731
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:21,640
Speaker 1: hear it? I did? Anyway, anyway, you want to get

732
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:24,320
Speaker 1: a good piece of So this right here is the

733
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:34,279
Speaker 1: pizza delivery? All right? But check this out? What I'm

734
00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:41,280
Speaker 1: calling from prison? And I want a pizza. This stupid

735
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:45,480
Speaker 1: never ends. It just keeps going and calling people in prison.

736
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:47,920
Speaker 1: Ought to be able to get a pizza too, Okay,

737
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:57,520
Speaker 1: prison pizza? Right? A cat? You know pizza? May I

738
00:45:57,560 --> 00:46:04,880
Speaker 1: help you? You? Oh for me? Please? Yeah? All right? Okay,

739
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:07,000
Speaker 1: So about this, sir? Can I take your orders? Y'all?

740
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:10,480
Speaker 1: Need to order ten pizzas? You want ten pizzas? And

741
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:12,560
Speaker 1: what kind of crust was that going to be? I

742
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:16,839
Speaker 1: need six? You poke up on me? Please? I need

743
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:21,759
Speaker 1: six cheese pizzas. Six cheese pizzas on bean cruss? What

744
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:26,720
Speaker 1: kind of quest was that? Again? Fan? Fan? Fan? Then six?

745
00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:33,200
Speaker 1: He's been crush pizzas? And do you want any other topics? One?

746
00:46:33,239 --> 00:46:37,080
Speaker 1: That's her? No, I need to meet lovers? What was

747
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:39,400
Speaker 1: that again? Can you can you stick up a little bit?

748
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:41,279
Speaker 1: I was really having a hard time hearing you. I

749
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:45,799
Speaker 1: need to meet lovers, to meet lovers? Is that? Yes?

750
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:49,000
Speaker 1: To meet lover meet lovers pizza? Okay? And what kind

751
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:51,839
Speaker 1: of quest would you like on that? Sir? Oh that's big,

752
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:54,320
Speaker 1: big cross. You said you want a thin quest on

753
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:57,920
Speaker 1: that thick So I'm having a really hard time hearing you.

754
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 1: Can you speak up for me? Two meat levels with

755
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:07,239
Speaker 1: thick crust, food crust okay, okay, all right? And then

756
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:13,480
Speaker 1: the last is two vengis on thin crusted, two hs veggis, veggieves,

757
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:18,120
Speaker 1: veggie's two veggie two veggies on the three crust do

758
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:23,120
Speaker 1: y'all delivered to um do y'all delivered to uh gated

759
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:25,440
Speaker 1: gated community? Can you work for a second? Form me?

760
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:30,880
Speaker 1: Three first? Okay? Sorry about that? Her? Okay? Can I

761
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:34,879
Speaker 1: get your phone numbers? Three four two there are six

762
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:40,120
Speaker 1: eight nine? Okay? I heard three four two days six

763
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:43,000
Speaker 1: eight nine, but I didn't get the rest of those numbers.

764
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:45,759
Speaker 1: Can I get an area code or no? My number

765
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:50,200
Speaker 1: three four two days, six eight nine? Okay? Um, I

766
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:53,600
Speaker 1: need to get the whole seven bigits and the area

767
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:55,440
Speaker 1: code so then we can put it in a computer

768
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:58,279
Speaker 1: to try to find your location. I told you my number.

769
00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:02,839
Speaker 1: My number is three four, two dads, six eight nine. Okay, okay, sir, um,

770
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:06,960
Speaker 1: let me get our manager on the phone. Me. Um,

771
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:13,920
Speaker 1: he's giving me like six numbers. I'll take care of it, sir.

772
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:15,920
Speaker 1: How are you doing? Hey? How are you doing? I'm

773
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:19,520
Speaker 1: doing great? All right. I ordered ten pizzas, six cheese pieces,

774
00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:21,960
Speaker 1: two meat lovers, and two badges. I'm trying to see

775
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,560
Speaker 1: if do y'all have a problem delivered to a gated community.

776
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:27,040
Speaker 1: Oh not at all. We delivered to a gated community

777
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:28,920
Speaker 1: all the time. Let me just get a number for

778
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:31,879
Speaker 1: you in an address, right, my number three four, two days,

779
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:35,600
Speaker 1: six eight nine. Sir, that's only six digits. We need

780
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:39,799
Speaker 1: seven digits. Well, actually, your eric cold plush your seven digits? Okay,

781
00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:42,000
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't. If you just leave it with

782
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:44,200
Speaker 1: the guard, he'll make sure I get it. No, So,

783
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:46,279
Speaker 1: I don't think you're understand. I need to have a

784
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:48,719
Speaker 1: phone number where I can call you. We can go

785
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:50,760
Speaker 1: in and out of the gate. That's not a problem.

786
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:55,480
Speaker 1: When I get you can't go in and I did gate. Listen,

787
00:48:55,680 --> 00:48:58,319
Speaker 1: you can't go in and I did gate. Sir, I'm sorry,

788
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:00,360
Speaker 1: I can't hear you. Can you speak up someone? Okay,

789
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:03,239
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get ten pizzas delivered and you just

790
00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:05,920
Speaker 1: drop it off with the guard. So I understand what

791
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:09,000
Speaker 1: you're saying. I'm trying to deliver the pizza to you directly.

792
00:49:09,239 --> 00:49:12,040
Speaker 1: The guard is not who's getting the pizza, right, I'm deliterated.

793
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:14,520
Speaker 1: He's gonna, he gonna, he gonna pay you. I'm I'm

794
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:17,160
Speaker 1: cool with the guard. He gonna pay you. Okay, where

795
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:18,920
Speaker 1: are you? Where are you located? Let's do this. Where

796
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:22,640
Speaker 1: are you located? I'm in a goola and gola and

797
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:31,359
Speaker 1: where's where's Angola and Gold? Y'all don't know where I'm

798
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:36,680
Speaker 1: in Angola and Gold in Louisiana the penitentiary. So we

799
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:40,719
Speaker 1: can't deliver pizza to and penitentiary. Look, I ordered ten

800
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:44,160
Speaker 1: pizzas from one six sixties pizzas, two met loaders and

801
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:46,080
Speaker 1: two big Look. I can't be on this phone too

802
00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:48,800
Speaker 1: much longer. Listen, sir, I know what you're saying, but

803
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:51,640
Speaker 1: we're not delivering to a gola. Do you know where

804
00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:54,399
Speaker 1: we're located? You gotta call somebody. We're in Dallas. Look,

805
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:58,640
Speaker 1: you gotta guard somebody in Golda, Louisiana. Look, I'm trying

806
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:01,320
Speaker 1: to get these ten pizza. Look, I'm late. I'm not

807
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:03,680
Speaker 1: going to go back and forth with you exactly, and

808
00:50:03,719 --> 00:50:05,439
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go back and forth with you either.

809
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:08,600
Speaker 1: We are unable to deliver this pizza to you. Okay.

810
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:12,200
Speaker 1: Why because you are in the penitentiary, sir. No one

811
00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:15,239
Speaker 1: delivers pizza to people in the penitentiary. People in the

812
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:18,239
Speaker 1: peniciary can't on a pizza, no, sir, they cannot. But

813
00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:21,319
Speaker 1: we do not deliver to the penitentiary. And then we're

814
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:23,359
Speaker 1: in Dallas. Do you know how long it would take

815
00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:26,080
Speaker 1: to get pizza to Angola? I don't give it. Let

816
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:29,760
Speaker 1: me tell, okay, who the manager there? I am the manager.

817
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:32,759
Speaker 1: You're speaking with the manager. What's your name? Never mind

818
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:35,520
Speaker 1: what my name is, Just know that I'm the manager. Okay.

819
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:38,120
Speaker 1: Let me say this to you. Just you to manage

820
00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:40,640
Speaker 1: you there. If I don't get no pizzas here tonight,

821
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:43,160
Speaker 1: I'm when I get out in three years, I'm coming

822
00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:46,719
Speaker 1: down there and I'm gonna you up. So you think

823
00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:49,960
Speaker 1: you're talking to you, ain't gonna meet up in three years.

824
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:51,640
Speaker 1: I won't be here. But matter of fact, I just

825
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:54,279
Speaker 1: might stay here for three years. So when you come back,

826
00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:55,839
Speaker 1: let me tell you something. If y'all don't bring any

827
00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:57,879
Speaker 1: pizza to this penitentiary and get it to the guard

828
00:50:57,920 --> 00:51:00,719
Speaker 1: before he get off work, then but it's gonna out

829
00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:03,120
Speaker 1: here now in ordered these ten pitchers and everybody on

830
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:05,120
Speaker 1: the cell block is waiting on them, sir, I don't

831
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:06,799
Speaker 1: I don't care about you and your folk on your

832
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:09,239
Speaker 1: cell blocks. You are in the penitentiary and I don't

833
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:11,600
Speaker 1: even know why you calling. Are you on my phone?

834
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:14,279
Speaker 1: This is a business, okay, and I have a job

835
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:17,160
Speaker 1: to do. I am not delivering pizzas still penitentiary. Y'all

836
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:20,879
Speaker 1: discriminat nobuy where y'all brain pictures more. We don't discriminate,

837
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,319
Speaker 1: but we ain't located in that goal. Unless you're gonna

838
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:25,840
Speaker 1: give me some petrol from my metro, I ain't coming.

839
00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:27,840
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. I want you to remember

840
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:31,000
Speaker 1: the number three fold two dads six eight nine. If

841
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:33,480
Speaker 1: you see that gray painted on your house, on that

842
00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:36,399
Speaker 1: damn pizza place, then you know my thing got out

843
00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:39,680
Speaker 1: and I'm looking for your three foot two dads six

844
00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:42,839
Speaker 1: eight nine. I don't give it about three, pot two, six, eight,

845
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:45,480
Speaker 1: nine and seven pot three. What I'm saying is your

846
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,120
Speaker 1: grass if you come up here in three years and

847
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:51,239
Speaker 1: just where, don't drop the soul? Who who you think

848
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:53,600
Speaker 1: you're talking to? That's where I said, who you think

849
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:56,359
Speaker 1: you talking to? Off my phone? I got I got

850
00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:58,239
Speaker 1: one more thing to tell you before I get on

851
00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:02,520
Speaker 1: three years the lands words I'm say. You're listening. I'm listening.

852
00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:06,200
Speaker 1: Say what you gotta say? Nephew, Tommy from the Steve

853
00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:09,920
Speaker 1: Harby Morning Show, your girlfrid got me to pray for

854
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:16,840
Speaker 1: call you. Oh my goodness, you dropping me. You gotta

855
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:22,440
Speaker 1: be freaky man, Oh my god, Oh god, this is

856
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:31,880
Speaker 1: netthew Tommy. Was that a bit much? Y'all? God? I

857
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:37,120
Speaker 1: can't take it. People in prison out the bed to

858
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:43,600
Speaker 1: get a pizza every nine then you know, I know, god,

859
00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:47,879
Speaker 1: pizza nine then man, It's all good. All right, text

860
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:50,400
Speaker 1: count Let's get down the business and Nephew is on

861
00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:53,600
Speaker 1: the way. Tickets are moving very very very very good.

862
00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:56,840
Speaker 1: Miracles closet. You can get some tickets. GQ fashion you

863
00:52:56,960 --> 00:53:00,480
Speaker 1: can't get tickets, all right, thinking Ahew can got elations

864
00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:03,520
Speaker 1: up next. It is my Strawberry letter for today, subject

865
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:07,319
Speaker 1: my ex girlfriend is a huge problem. We'll get into

866
00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:11,040
Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey

867
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:14,360
Speaker 1: Morning Show. Well, right now it is time for today's

868
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:18,360
Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on your relationship,

869
00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:23,759
Speaker 1: on dating, on work, on sex problems, parenting, and more,

870
00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:27,120
Speaker 1: submit your Strawberry letter to Steve Harvey FM dot com

871
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:31,480
Speaker 1: and click submit Strawberry Letter, Right Steve, did I leave

872
00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:36,040
Speaker 1: anything out? Need to leave nothing, holl and anybody that's

873
00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:41,920
Speaker 1: not clear too. We don't need Joe letter cause you slow. Alright,

874
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:45,440
Speaker 1: go here show, all right, buckle up, hold on tie

875
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:48,120
Speaker 1: Strawberry letter. All right, this is a long one. The

876
00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:54,120
Speaker 1: subject my ex girlfriend is a huge problem. Dear Stephen Shirley,

877
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:57,960
Speaker 1: I have a big problem. Two years ago, I relocated

878
00:53:58,040 --> 00:54:01,200
Speaker 1: for work. Before I moved, I had a special lady

879
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:04,279
Speaker 1: that I enjoyed spending time with. She was a big,

880
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:09,080
Speaker 1: fine woman, thick in all of the right places. It

881
00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:11,400
Speaker 1: had been a year since I had seen her, and

882
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:15,040
Speaker 1: I was missing her good loving So I called her

883
00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:18,200
Speaker 1: and told her I was sending her a bus ticket

884
00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:23,080
Speaker 1: to come visit me. Yes, a bus ticket, because a

885
00:54:23,160 --> 00:54:29,759
Speaker 1: brother ain't rich. What the weekend. Finally, came and I

886
00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:33,320
Speaker 1: was so excited to see her. But oh my goodness,

887
00:54:33,560 --> 00:54:36,480
Speaker 1: when this woman got off the bus, I swear I

888
00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:40,920
Speaker 1: barely recognized her. She had almost doubled in size in

889
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:44,400
Speaker 1: the patch year. Don't get me wrong, I like big girls,

890
00:54:44,719 --> 00:54:46,840
Speaker 1: but she should have told me that she gained a

891
00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:49,640
Speaker 1: lot of weight. I didn't say anything, and I tried

892
00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:52,200
Speaker 1: not to look shocked. As soon as we got in

893
00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:54,920
Speaker 1: the car, she pulled out a bag of snacks and

894
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:59,440
Speaker 1: offered me a brownie. I always loved her cooking, so

895
00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:02,920
Speaker 1: I d a brownie. When we got to my apartment,

896
00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:07,440
Speaker 1: I ate another brownie. Then I realized something wasn't quite right. Oh,

897
00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:13,280
Speaker 1: I was high as heck. She admitted that the brownies

898
00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:15,799
Speaker 1: had weed in them, like it was no big deal.

899
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:18,360
Speaker 1: I was sitting on the couch trying to get myself

900
00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:21,600
Speaker 1: together when all of a sudden, she climbed on me

901
00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:24,600
Speaker 1: and said she was going to give me exactly what

902
00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:27,600
Speaker 1: I'd been missing. All I could do was lie there,

903
00:55:27,719 --> 00:55:30,600
Speaker 1: pinned to the couch. She took advantage of me for

904
00:55:30,719 --> 00:55:33,759
Speaker 1: what seemed like hours. I wanted to yell out for

905
00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:36,880
Speaker 1: her to stop, but nothing came out because I was

906
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:40,520
Speaker 1: too high. I ended up passing out on the couch.

907
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:43,920
Speaker 1: The next day. I told her that I felt violated.

908
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:46,440
Speaker 1: She said she could tell that I had had a

909
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:48,920
Speaker 1: problem with her weight, so she took matters into her

910
00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:52,000
Speaker 1: own hands. I couldn't wait to get this big, wild

911
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:54,719
Speaker 1: woman out of my house. Now she keeps calling and

912
00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:57,759
Speaker 1: texting me and I don't want anything to do with her.

913
00:55:58,120 --> 00:56:01,000
Speaker 1: How can I get rid of her without hurting her feelings?

914
00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:05,680
Speaker 1: This is a huge problem. Well, be careful what you

915
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:09,680
Speaker 1: ask for. Humhu. You know what though, I'm really sorry,

916
00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:14,960
Speaker 1: Yeah you do. It's a long letter. I'm really sorry

917
00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:17,640
Speaker 1: that you know you feel violated. I really am. And

918
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:21,400
Speaker 1: it's not talked about a lot, but men do get violated,

919
00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:23,959
Speaker 1: and in this case, you were violated. If you felt

920
00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:26,920
Speaker 1: that way, um, you know, if this, if this situation

921
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:30,560
Speaker 1: were reversed, we probably have a completely different answer for you.

922
00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:33,200
Speaker 1: But I will tell you this. She is out of

923
00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:36,680
Speaker 1: your house. She's out of town, so you don't have

924
00:56:36,880 --> 00:56:39,840
Speaker 1: that to worry about. As far as the phone is concerned.

925
00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:42,880
Speaker 1: You don't have to answer her calls, I mean, or

926
00:56:43,040 --> 00:56:45,440
Speaker 1: you can just simply tell her it's not going to

927
00:56:45,560 --> 00:56:48,440
Speaker 1: work out. You didn't appreciate what she did and all

928
00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:50,200
Speaker 1: of that. But maybe as a man, you don't feel

929
00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:52,600
Speaker 1: like you should tell her all of that. Um, but

930
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:54,720
Speaker 1: I think you should. I think you should be honest

931
00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:56,520
Speaker 1: with this woman and let her know that what she

932
00:56:56,640 --> 00:56:59,200
Speaker 1: did is wrong and how you felt about the situation.

933
00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:03,200
Speaker 1: And uh, please do not send her another bus ticket,

934
00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:09,319
Speaker 1: all right, that's in your best interest, Steve. Well, it's

935
00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:11,759
Speaker 1: so much to this letter. Should I just break it

936
00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:15,600
Speaker 1: down line by line? Come on, because I get so

937
00:57:15,719 --> 00:57:19,760
Speaker 1: many angles in this letter. It is Shirley, my ex

938
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:23,400
Speaker 1: girlfriend is a huge problem. Dear Stephen, Shirley, I have

939
00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:28,760
Speaker 1: a big problem right there. You damn show due and

940
00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:31,640
Speaker 1: it's about to step down off a bus. So the

941
00:57:31,760 --> 00:57:37,400
Speaker 1: whole time, two years ago, I was okay for a booth.

942
00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:41,760
Speaker 1: I had a special lady I enjoyed spending time with.

943
00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:46,120
Speaker 1: She's a big fan, war thicking all the right place.

944
00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:48,320
Speaker 1: It's been a year since I've seen her, and I

945
00:57:48,440 --> 00:57:51,720
Speaker 1: was missing her, good loving So I called her and

946
00:57:51,920 --> 00:57:56,040
Speaker 1: told her that I was sending her a bus ticket

947
00:57:56,560 --> 00:58:00,560
Speaker 1: to come visit me. Yes, a bus ticket, because a

948
00:58:00,720 --> 00:58:05,520
Speaker 1: brother ain't rich. Two things here, when you busting them in,

949
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:12,720
Speaker 1: when you busting on the end, we are already dealing

950
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:17,600
Speaker 1: with low budget loving man. You busting them in. They

951
00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:23,720
Speaker 1: bust kids to slip, they bust freedom riding, busting boycotty.

952
00:58:24,080 --> 00:58:27,560
Speaker 1: You don't do that in modern David, but you somehow

953
00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:30,640
Speaker 1: manage to bring that all the way up. We stopped

954
00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:34,520
Speaker 1: busting back a long time ago. You still doing it now.

955
00:58:34,600 --> 00:58:37,240
Speaker 1: Because this is low budget loving. You must deal with

956
00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:44,800
Speaker 1: another old saying you get what you pay for. All right. See,

957
00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:47,200
Speaker 1: First of all, what woman you know willing to get

958
00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:50,960
Speaker 1: up on the bus. I don't know, sove West come

959
00:58:51,040 --> 00:59:02,800
Speaker 1: on now, yeah, spirit, one seat, come on train. Something

960
00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:07,800
Speaker 1: we can't finally came. I was excited to see it.

961
00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:10,960
Speaker 1: But oh my goodness, when this woman got off the

962
00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:13,880
Speaker 1: bus right there? You keep here that sign. When this

963
00:59:14,120 --> 00:59:17,280
Speaker 1: woman got off the bus, Now what you expect you've

964
00:59:17,320 --> 00:59:24,000
Speaker 1: seen bus riders? Last time you've seen finance bus rider?

965
00:59:24,280 --> 00:59:29,640
Speaker 1: Stupid and about with Look, I ain't talking about every

966
00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:32,600
Speaker 1: day like you know, commuting on the training nothing. It's

967
00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:35,280
Speaker 1: fine women all day on trains. And but I'm talking

968
00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:38,560
Speaker 1: about the Carter bus from staining cross state line. When

969
00:59:38,680 --> 00:59:41,520
Speaker 1: the last time you've seen a fine as bus rider

970
00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:48,200
Speaker 1: cross state lines? I challenge you. This woman got off

971
00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:52,400
Speaker 1: the bus. I swear I barely recognized she had almost

972
00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:56,440
Speaker 1: doubled in size from the past year because she missed you.

973
00:59:57,800 --> 01:00:01,720
Speaker 1: So she been eating. You're like big women. Don't get

974
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:04,919
Speaker 1: me wrong. I like big girls. Okay, well we're gonna

975
01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:09,760
Speaker 1: get to like it. But she should have told me

976
01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:12,360
Speaker 1: that she had gained a lot of weight. You didn't ask.

977
01:00:14,280 --> 01:00:16,520
Speaker 1: Why would that come? Your cheap ass just sent the

978
01:00:16,600 --> 01:00:20,600
Speaker 1: bus to you. Didn't ask because she didn't have to volunteer.

979
01:00:21,120 --> 01:00:25,280
Speaker 1: Oh you want to see me here? I come. I

980
01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:28,160
Speaker 1: didn't say anything, and I tried not to look shot.

981
01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:31,520
Speaker 1: I didn't say anything, and I tried not to look shot.

982
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:34,320
Speaker 1: You can't take that look off your face when a

983
01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:36,920
Speaker 1: big ass person getting down off a bus, come the

984
01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:40,440
Speaker 1: whole side and the bus go down. When she stepped

985
01:00:40,480 --> 01:00:42,320
Speaker 1: on that last step and you saw that bust look

986
01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:45,160
Speaker 1: like it was coming to her, it's hard not to

987
01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:49,959
Speaker 1: look shock when somebody finding turnover a damn last team.

988
01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:58,680
Speaker 1: All right, hang on two of Steve's response subject my

989
01:00:58,840 --> 01:01:03,880
Speaker 1: ex girlfriend is huge problem. Right after this. You're listening,

990
01:01:06,680 --> 01:01:08,720
Speaker 1: all right, Steve, come on with part two of your

991
01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:11,920
Speaker 1: response to today's Strawberry letter. My ex girlfriend is a

992
01:01:12,080 --> 01:01:15,800
Speaker 1: huge problem real summer. This man used to data woman

993
01:01:15,880 --> 01:01:17,920
Speaker 1: a year ago missed to love and he liked fine,

994
01:01:18,040 --> 01:01:20,600
Speaker 1: thick women. He sent for a bus ticket. She got

995
01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:22,320
Speaker 1: on the bus, and when she got off the bus,

996
01:01:22,640 --> 01:01:25,200
Speaker 1: all hell. He couldn't believe it. She had doubled inside.

997
01:01:25,520 --> 01:01:30,120
Speaker 1: So that's what okay, But I want to bring to

998
01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:35,800
Speaker 1: your attention again. Show me the last fine person you've

999
01:01:35,840 --> 01:01:41,560
Speaker 1: seen on a bus crossing state line. That's my challenge

1000
01:01:41,600 --> 01:01:46,520
Speaker 1: to people that ride the bus. Looked like they ride

1001
01:01:46,600 --> 01:01:51,000
Speaker 1: the bus de terminal. In the terminal, you know they

1002
01:01:51,160 --> 01:01:55,760
Speaker 1: in him. Yeah, it's a different crew. They don't have luggage.

1003
01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:59,640
Speaker 1: They have clothes, laundry baskets with closed stuff in them

1004
01:01:59,680 --> 01:02:04,760
Speaker 1: and tape. Wow, that's how they travel all they're closed

1005
01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:11,600
Speaker 1: in grocery bags and hafties, zip locks and hefty number one. Yeah,

1006
01:02:13,160 --> 01:02:15,760
Speaker 1: all right, now, she had gained a lot of weight.

1007
01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:18,120
Speaker 1: I ain't say anything, and I tried not to look shocked.

1008
01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:21,680
Speaker 1: It's hard not to because you say little stuff to yourself,

1009
01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:33,680
Speaker 1: like Jesus, good Lord, what the hell she's gonna tell

1010
01:02:33,720 --> 01:02:41,000
Speaker 1: me do? I ain't got no extension for the seat man.

1011
01:02:43,320 --> 01:02:49,160
Speaker 1: It's half off to kill herself. My slam only pray, Well,

1012
01:02:49,640 --> 01:02:53,959
Speaker 1: she don't need a bag. Yeah, this is a little stuff,

1013
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:56,200
Speaker 1: he's said. As soon as we got in the car,

1014
01:02:56,320 --> 01:02:58,280
Speaker 1: she pulled out a bag of snaps and offered me

1015
01:02:58,360 --> 01:03:01,400
Speaker 1: a brownie. I always loved to cook it, so I

1016
01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:03,360
Speaker 1: ain't a brownie when we got to my problem, I

1017
01:03:03,400 --> 01:03:06,480
Speaker 1: ain't another brownie. Then I realized someone wasn't quite right.

1018
01:03:06,840 --> 01:03:10,440
Speaker 1: I was highs hell damn and she knew it too.

1019
01:03:10,840 --> 01:03:15,240
Speaker 1: She gave you the brownie to get you off your game.

1020
01:03:15,560 --> 01:03:19,760
Speaker 1: Yeah she didn't. Brownies got you looped. Now. After she

1021
01:03:19,960 --> 01:03:22,800
Speaker 1: did that, she admitted that her brownies had weed in him,

1022
01:03:23,720 --> 01:03:25,560
Speaker 1: but like it was no big deal. I was sitting

1023
01:03:25,600 --> 01:03:27,600
Speaker 1: on the couch trying to get myself together, when all

1024
01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:29,720
Speaker 1: of a sudden, she climbed on me and said she

1025
01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:32,560
Speaker 1: was gonna give me exactly what I had been missing.

1026
01:03:33,960 --> 01:03:38,560
Speaker 1: This about your buster, hear phone, I am a fit

1027
01:03:38,640 --> 01:03:45,960
Speaker 1: to bring it now, big ear, fitting the brain out.

1028
01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:48,840
Speaker 1: IRMA got something for you, Gonna get it to you.

1029
01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:50,440
Speaker 1: That what you want to do, what your buss did?

1030
01:03:50,560 --> 01:03:54,040
Speaker 1: It is. All I could do was lie there, pin

1031
01:03:54,200 --> 01:03:58,280
Speaker 1: to the couch, Your damn right, your pin. She doubled

1032
01:03:58,320 --> 01:04:01,040
Speaker 1: the side. She whipping your ass actually, actually, what's happened

1033
01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:02,920
Speaker 1: to you? In the middle of the ass one You

1034
01:04:02,960 --> 01:04:05,480
Speaker 1: don't even know it. She can't pinned you. You're the

1035
01:04:05,560 --> 01:04:08,640
Speaker 1: rest of the match. You'd have been out. She took

1036
01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:12,120
Speaker 1: advantage of me for what seemed like hours. Anytime you

1037
01:04:12,200 --> 01:04:14,160
Speaker 1: want to you don't want to do something. It seemed

1038
01:04:14,200 --> 01:04:20,360
Speaker 1: way long. You probably in about eight minutes, felt like

1039
01:04:22,120 --> 01:04:24,880
Speaker 1: any high big armor just getting it to you know,

1040
01:04:24,960 --> 01:04:28,120
Speaker 1: what the hell going on? I wanted to yell out

1041
01:04:28,240 --> 01:04:30,640
Speaker 1: for her to stop, but she couldn't. You know why,

1042
01:04:30,640 --> 01:04:32,720
Speaker 1: because she had your pin. She cut your win off.

1043
01:04:32,960 --> 01:04:35,880
Speaker 1: Big people know how to work they weight. She got

1044
01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:37,800
Speaker 1: just wing on. You tried to yell out, but every

1045
01:04:37,840 --> 01:04:40,320
Speaker 1: time you take a deep breath, it came in your

1046
01:04:40,400 --> 01:04:43,160
Speaker 1: chest mot so now you can't even take a deep

1047
01:04:43,160 --> 01:04:47,800
Speaker 1: back then not that's pressed up. So you tried to

1048
01:04:47,920 --> 01:04:51,880
Speaker 1: yell out, but her big ass had your pin. Nothing

1049
01:04:51,960 --> 01:04:54,840
Speaker 1: came out because I was too hot. I ended up

1050
01:04:54,920 --> 01:04:57,080
Speaker 1: passing out on the couch. You got choked out. It's

1051
01:04:57,120 --> 01:05:00,600
Speaker 1: what happened, people, boy, you got pass stop because you

1052
01:05:00,640 --> 01:05:04,600
Speaker 1: got put out. Next day I told I felt violated.

1053
01:05:05,120 --> 01:05:06,760
Speaker 1: She said that she could tell that I had a

1054
01:05:06,840 --> 01:05:08,680
Speaker 1: problem with her weight. You know when she could tell

1055
01:05:08,720 --> 01:05:10,800
Speaker 1: when she get down off that bust because you try

1056
01:05:10,920 --> 01:05:15,440
Speaker 1: not to look shocked, but your ass was you know

1057
01:05:15,520 --> 01:05:18,000
Speaker 1: when you first see your woman? Who lord ain't ain't

1058
01:05:18,040 --> 01:05:22,400
Speaker 1: ain't a good steak? Whoa lord not? Woa woe mean? Stop?

1059
01:05:23,760 --> 01:05:26,120
Speaker 1: Now she keeps calling and texting me and I don't

1060
01:05:26,120 --> 01:05:29,440
Speaker 1: want anything to do with her. Why can I get

1061
01:05:29,560 --> 01:05:32,480
Speaker 1: rid of her without hurting her feeling? This is a

1062
01:05:32,640 --> 01:05:35,720
Speaker 1: huge problem. You damn right, it's a huge problem. But

1063
01:05:35,880 --> 01:05:37,680
Speaker 1: here's the first thing you do. I don't want to

1064
01:05:37,720 --> 01:05:39,280
Speaker 1: have anything to do with her. How can I get

1065
01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:42,880
Speaker 1: rid of her without hurting her feeling? You can block

1066
01:05:42,920 --> 01:05:44,560
Speaker 1: her number or you can just get a whole new

1067
01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:48,360
Speaker 1: fuck that you got to get drafted because big people

1068
01:05:48,360 --> 01:05:51,720
Speaker 1: don't give up each I tell you right now, people

1069
01:05:51,720 --> 01:05:55,880
Speaker 1: wear your ass down. So now what you want to

1070
01:05:55,920 --> 01:05:57,840
Speaker 1: do is you want to block her and you want

1071
01:05:57,880 --> 01:06:00,760
Speaker 1: to get a new number. Only problem you can do it.

1072
01:06:00,840 --> 01:06:03,280
Speaker 1: First of all, you got to stop buying bus ticket.

1073
01:06:03,680 --> 01:06:07,880
Speaker 1: Don't buy another damn bus ticket. Busting her in as

1074
01:06:07,920 --> 01:06:11,600
Speaker 1: the first beginning of all your problems. People was getting

1075
01:06:11,600 --> 01:06:13,760
Speaker 1: off the bus before her. Didn't it clue you in?

1076
01:06:13,960 --> 01:06:18,600
Speaker 1: Bam you looking at it people. He come so when

1077
01:06:18,680 --> 01:06:20,240
Speaker 1: she got off the bus. But you thought she was

1078
01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:22,280
Speaker 1: just gonna be this rere light jumping down off the

1079
01:06:24,520 --> 01:06:30,640
Speaker 1: same ray of light. Yeah, you thought something angel were

1080
01:06:30,680 --> 01:06:33,040
Speaker 1: gonna come out this bust. No hear her big ass

1081
01:06:33,160 --> 01:06:44,760
Speaker 1: come dve. She would double the side. See, Shelley, you

1082
01:06:44,840 --> 01:06:48,760
Speaker 1: a fine sister. You can't double though, anybody fing to

1083
01:06:48,800 --> 01:06:52,120
Speaker 1: do you in double Carling. You can't double Monica, you

1084
01:06:52,240 --> 01:06:55,800
Speaker 1: can't double. You can't double. We did with we We

1085
01:06:55,960 --> 01:06:59,200
Speaker 1: we work with you where you're at. Everybody got it

1086
01:06:59,320 --> 01:07:01,240
Speaker 1: going on. But what you can't do with double up.

1087
01:07:03,200 --> 01:07:05,080
Speaker 1: I can't all of a sudden be three hundred pounds

1088
01:07:05,080 --> 01:07:07,360
Speaker 1: expect to keep my ass on TV. Ain't that much

1089
01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:13,120
Speaker 1: damn camera sitting up in here swollen. Now I'm looking

1090
01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:20,560
Speaker 1: like Keenan. Look at you. See what I'm saying. I

1091
01:07:20,680 --> 01:07:22,880
Speaker 1: can't all that weight. I'm fat, fat ass board three

1092
01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:25,320
Speaker 1: hundred pounds. Now I'm doing Keenan on Saturday Night Live

1093
01:07:25,400 --> 01:07:34,280
Speaker 1: on my damn ship. That's what I'm saying. Yes, he

1094
01:07:34,520 --> 01:07:36,800
Speaker 1: is not told him that? All right? Well is that

1095
01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:41,120
Speaker 1: your okay? That's your response to today's Strawberry letter by

1096
01:07:41,160 --> 01:07:45,240
Speaker 1: No More damn Busted. Yeah, yes, and call it and

1097
01:07:45,320 --> 01:07:48,440
Speaker 1: Monica next time we travel. Just know that y'all answer

1098
01:07:48,560 --> 01:07:54,640
Speaker 1: be coming in on the bus. All right, Steve, we

1099
01:07:54,720 --> 01:07:56,840
Speaker 1: gotta get out of here. Email us or Instagram. That's

1100
01:07:56,880 --> 01:08:00,560
Speaker 1: your thoughts on today's strawberry letter at my Girl's all right?

1101
01:08:00,640 --> 01:08:03,600
Speaker 1: Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right

1102
01:08:03,680 --> 01:08:09,720
Speaker 1: after this. You're listening, all right, here we go, Steve.

1103
01:08:09,880 --> 01:08:14,400
Speaker 1: Check this out. Doctors in Thailand are offering instant six

1104
01:08:14,560 --> 01:08:19,799
Speaker 1: pack abs surgery. Okay, well, let's go. This is in Thailand.

1105
01:08:19,880 --> 01:08:24,679
Speaker 1: You've been to how much? Is it? All right? Listen?

1106
01:08:24,760 --> 01:08:28,000
Speaker 1: They're offering instant six pack ab surgery for guys who

1107
01:08:28,080 --> 01:08:30,920
Speaker 1: want to look like ripped but who also don't want

1108
01:08:30,920 --> 01:08:33,479
Speaker 1: to do all the hard work. Uh well, let me

1109
01:08:33,560 --> 01:08:37,200
Speaker 1: ask you. Oh you do this though, uh huh. When

1110
01:08:37,240 --> 01:08:39,439
Speaker 1: they put the six pack abs on it, it's still

1111
01:08:39,520 --> 01:08:43,519
Speaker 1: gonna be shaped like your stomach. It's gonna be shaped

1112
01:08:43,560 --> 01:08:46,320
Speaker 1: like you have a flat still listen. Okay, it's gonna

1113
01:08:46,320 --> 01:08:49,080
Speaker 1: be shaped like ladies muscles on top of your round

1114
01:08:49,120 --> 01:08:51,040
Speaker 1: ass stomach. That ain't gonna be a good lookle No,

1115
01:08:51,200 --> 01:08:53,800
Speaker 1: they're gonna, okay, listen, they're gonna draw some abs in.

1116
01:08:53,960 --> 01:08:56,800
Speaker 1: They're gonna draw the ABS on your stomach. Okay, and

1117
01:08:56,960 --> 01:08:59,640
Speaker 1: this is going they're going, this is going on at

1118
01:08:59,720 --> 01:09:03,360
Speaker 1: mass your piece hospital, then master peak at a hospital,

1119
01:09:03,960 --> 01:09:10,000
Speaker 1: master piece, master piece, straight, masterpiece, you know, Masterpiece hospital

1120
01:09:10,240 --> 01:09:13,360
Speaker 1: in Bangkok, Steve, They're going to draw the ABS on

1121
01:09:13,479 --> 01:09:16,360
Speaker 1: your stomach. Then by removing some of the fat on

1122
01:09:16,520 --> 01:09:21,599
Speaker 1: your stomach, it creates the image of rippled ab muscles.

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01:09:21,680 --> 01:09:25,160
Speaker 1: All right, so guys are paying about you asked how

1124
01:09:25,240 --> 01:09:27,839
Speaker 1: much it costs to me about thirty eight hundred dollars

1125
01:09:27,920 --> 01:09:30,479
Speaker 1: to get it done. So my question is would you do?

1126
01:09:30,640 --> 01:09:34,880
Speaker 1: Oh my trainer a thousand them. Yeah, let's go knock.

1127
01:09:35,600 --> 01:09:41,840
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, flying over here for ten and you've been

1128
01:09:41,920 --> 01:09:49,360
Speaker 1: to Thailand. You have two juniorself looking went to Bangkok? Right, yeah,

1129
01:09:49,400 --> 01:09:53,400
Speaker 1: we want a couple of times, right, yeah, that's what

1130
01:09:53,520 --> 01:09:56,680
Speaker 1: I hangover. You know they was, but I don't know

1131
01:09:56,800 --> 01:10:01,680
Speaker 1: any know where over there getting nothing done. But they

1132
01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:06,120
Speaker 1: not only get abs men. These are the most popular

1133
01:10:06,200 --> 01:10:11,519
Speaker 1: plastic surgery procedures for men. All right lyposuction didn't know

1134
01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:18,840
Speaker 1: this one? Male breast reduction, ield surgery, nose surgery, facelifts,

1135
01:10:19,200 --> 01:10:24,680
Speaker 1: and ear surgery. What about male breast reduction? That's interesting.

1136
01:10:25,280 --> 01:10:29,479
Speaker 1: Would they need six pa I don't think the six

1137
01:10:29,600 --> 01:10:33,080
Speaker 1: pack is what we intermitted six peg. We won't grow

1138
01:10:33,160 --> 01:10:37,680
Speaker 1: it on carving on. But give me some calves too.

1139
01:10:37,760 --> 01:10:40,120
Speaker 1: I'd like to get some boy, if I had calves,

1140
01:10:40,160 --> 01:10:46,320
Speaker 1: I'd be a just one. No, I got it that,

1141
01:10:46,520 --> 01:10:50,120
Speaker 1: I ain't got the I need that too. I gotta

1142
01:10:50,160 --> 01:10:53,519
Speaker 1: get knife that. And then, guys, it seems like button

1143
01:10:53,640 --> 01:10:57,320
Speaker 1: plants and butt injections are more than a trend. Now

1144
01:10:58,320 --> 01:11:02,479
Speaker 1: you know a lot of people I don't want you

1145
01:11:02,520 --> 01:11:07,720
Speaker 1: don't need none. Cut you're he got an run all

1146
01:11:07,800 --> 01:11:10,800
Speaker 1: up his back. That's what they're gonna have to light

1147
01:11:10,840 --> 01:11:21,000
Speaker 1: pop it's back. I'm not listening to so, so I

1148
01:11:21,120 --> 01:11:23,200
Speaker 1: kind of asked you this. Now, that's what the guys get.

1149
01:11:23,520 --> 01:11:25,800
Speaker 1: But do you guys prefer Does it matter to you

1150
01:11:26,280 --> 01:11:28,600
Speaker 1: on a woman's body, if it's plastic surgery or if

1151
01:11:28,640 --> 01:11:31,479
Speaker 1: it's natural, Because a lot of people have you fooled

1152
01:11:31,840 --> 01:11:34,960
Speaker 1: into thinking that they only prefer natural. What do you

1153
01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:40,080
Speaker 1: guys think? Yeah, I don't care what it is. Yeah,

1154
01:11:40,120 --> 01:11:45,280
Speaker 1: I'm good with that, A nice rounded behind. It's beautiful

1155
01:11:46,080 --> 01:11:47,880
Speaker 1: as long as you went to the right doctor. I

1156
01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:50,160
Speaker 1: just don't want it to fall down your leg and

1157
01:11:50,280 --> 01:11:53,439
Speaker 1: then it ain't right, you know. And I've seen that

1158
01:11:53,680 --> 01:11:57,120
Speaker 1: with this plastic surgery stuff. It's sure to you and

1159
01:11:57,160 --> 01:11:59,120
Speaker 1: I didn't looked at that before. We've falled down the

1160
01:11:59,160 --> 01:12:02,160
Speaker 1: back of their leg and they answer trouble you know

1161
01:12:02,200 --> 01:12:05,080
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah, surely. If I

1162
01:12:05,200 --> 01:12:09,599
Speaker 1: see you on Monday and I don't say nothing, then

1163
01:12:09,680 --> 01:12:11,960
Speaker 1: you get light polding. I see you on Tuesday, I'm

1164
01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:17,360
Speaker 1: gonna say something. Yeah, my bad, I missed. I'm sorry

1165
01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:23,519
Speaker 1: the hell was I thinking yesterday? I'm gonna bring it up. Yeah,

1166
01:12:23,600 --> 01:12:27,360
Speaker 1: but button butt injections really really untrend now for women.

1167
01:12:27,400 --> 01:12:36,000
Speaker 1: That's the deal with that. Wait said again, see gott

1168
01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:40,439
Speaker 1: to be very very careful with that. But to make

1169
01:12:40,479 --> 01:12:43,080
Speaker 1: sure that you get with the reputable doctor ry or

1170
01:12:43,160 --> 01:12:46,160
Speaker 1: what not too much. These buddn't playing parties and stuff.

1171
01:12:46,200 --> 01:12:50,080
Speaker 1: They'd be throwing the girls. Ye man, they're suffering for that.

1172
01:12:50,800 --> 01:12:53,360
Speaker 1: Yeah y. Michelle came on the show did a whole

1173
01:12:53,439 --> 01:12:57,160
Speaker 1: story about Oh that's right, because she got hers removed. Right,

1174
01:12:58,120 --> 01:13:00,679
Speaker 1: she had the money to get him removed. So many

1175
01:13:00,720 --> 01:13:03,519
Speaker 1: girls in her DM help please help me. I need

1176
01:13:03,600 --> 01:13:06,719
Speaker 1: the money. I'm getting sicker and sicker, and it's people

1177
01:13:06,720 --> 01:13:09,639
Speaker 1: are getting very very sick. They can't get this stuff removed.

1178
01:13:10,120 --> 01:13:16,840
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, so anyway, definitely do your research. You can

1179
01:13:16,920 --> 01:13:20,479
Speaker 1: take her ass back out to you badger. You have

1180
01:13:20,640 --> 01:13:24,040
Speaker 1: to get it surgically removed, Tommy, Yeah, I mean it's

1181
01:13:24,080 --> 01:13:27,560
Speaker 1: really serious. Steve's right, it's really serious. Wow. You know

1182
01:13:28,400 --> 01:13:30,000
Speaker 1: a lot of a lot of women are in pain

1183
01:13:30,320 --> 01:13:32,200
Speaker 1: that you know when they do these like you say,

1184
01:13:32,280 --> 01:13:34,840
Speaker 1: butt injection parties or they go to these you know,

1185
01:13:35,040 --> 01:13:37,720
Speaker 1: bootleg doctors and all of this stuff. No, go to

1186
01:13:37,840 --> 01:13:42,479
Speaker 1: a reputable doctor. Do your research because he's leaking inside

1187
01:13:42,560 --> 01:13:45,519
Speaker 1: your body. Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, so why will

1188
01:13:47,560 --> 01:13:52,600
Speaker 1: your body that becomes toxic to your natural body and

1189
01:13:52,760 --> 01:13:57,040
Speaker 1: your body could reject it, you know. So it's it's

1190
01:13:57,240 --> 01:14:00,200
Speaker 1: very very serious. It's very serious. I mean we're looking

1191
01:14:00,200 --> 01:14:02,800
Speaker 1: around a lot but light section. Anytime you have to

1192
01:14:02,880 --> 01:14:05,479
Speaker 1: go under and all of that stuff. This is, you know,

1193
01:14:05,600 --> 01:14:09,120
Speaker 1: any kind of medical procedure is fellows, we're not gonna

1194
01:14:09,160 --> 01:14:12,120
Speaker 1: get these ass then we're gonna pay us on these as. No,

1195
01:14:12,200 --> 01:14:14,439
Speaker 1: they're taking fat out so they would show time we

1196
01:14:14,520 --> 01:14:17,560
Speaker 1: can get that. I'm scared. We ain't going over that.

1197
01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:20,519
Speaker 1: I don't know what hospital in Bank like I'm saying,

1198
01:14:20,520 --> 01:14:26,040
Speaker 1: he gonna fly over. Were just going to house hospital. Well,

1199
01:14:26,080 --> 01:14:29,479
Speaker 1: you're gonna bring the man over here, but that's not

1200
01:14:29,560 --> 01:14:33,000
Speaker 1: what's gonna happen. You're gonna fly the man over men

1201
01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:35,040
Speaker 1: and time. You're going to see the side. Now. Something

1202
01:14:37,240 --> 01:14:41,160
Speaker 1: in my house said, y'all ain't got no more lights

1203
01:14:41,240 --> 01:14:48,439
Speaker 1: in here, not for surgery. Yes, yeah, you don't want

1204
01:14:48,479 --> 01:14:54,760
Speaker 1: to brush my teeth? One all right? Coming up at

1205
01:14:54,800 --> 01:14:58,680
Speaker 1: the top of the hour, Summer job Alert. Jobs with

1206
01:14:58,800 --> 01:15:03,000
Speaker 1: the biggest pay spike, Steve, we'll talk about it right

1207
01:15:03,040 --> 01:15:09,200
Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. The

1208
01:15:09,360 --> 01:15:14,080
Speaker 1: season of the side hustle is coming, Steve. You know this.

1209
01:15:14,360 --> 01:15:16,880
Speaker 1: Over the summer, many people take on part time jobs

1210
01:15:17,080 --> 01:15:20,639
Speaker 1: for extra money. A newly released job market report list

1211
01:15:20,720 --> 01:15:24,280
Speaker 1: of following jobs with the biggest wage increases. This was

1212
01:15:24,400 --> 01:15:28,680
Speaker 1: taken in twenty eighteen. Last year, they were bartenders, cashiers,

1213
01:15:28,760 --> 01:15:32,720
Speaker 1: truck drivers, and security officers. And I got to ask

1214
01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:36,479
Speaker 1: the guys, what was the best summer job you ever had?

1215
01:15:37,080 --> 01:15:39,679
Speaker 1: And what job would you not do again, no matter

1216
01:15:39,840 --> 01:15:43,880
Speaker 1: how much it paid? Steve, what job would I not

1217
01:15:44,080 --> 01:15:47,759
Speaker 1: do again, no matter how much you paid? That found

1218
01:15:47,840 --> 01:15:51,960
Speaker 1: you at for motor company. Oh you you wouldn't do that.

1219
01:15:52,479 --> 01:15:54,920
Speaker 1: I wouldn't do that, and I would not do no.

1220
01:15:55,080 --> 01:15:57,680
Speaker 1: But the worst that you know, the found you. I

1221
01:15:57,760 --> 01:16:02,320
Speaker 1: didn't like it. Oh similar line at four and ask

1222
01:16:02,400 --> 01:16:05,160
Speaker 1: some cool people I work with, and wasn't bad. Going

1223
01:16:05,240 --> 01:16:09,000
Speaker 1: to work wasn't what I was meant to do. But uh, though,

1224
01:16:09,680 --> 01:16:13,120
Speaker 1: Lincoln Electric is the worst job I've ever had. I hated.

1225
01:16:13,520 --> 01:16:17,720
Speaker 1: What did you do there? I wrap coil wire? It's

1226
01:16:18,120 --> 01:16:23,080
Speaker 1: really it's tough. You know what dies are. Dives are

1227
01:16:23,120 --> 01:16:26,479
Speaker 1: these small round things that you pull wire through, and

1228
01:16:26,640 --> 01:16:29,800
Speaker 1: every diet gets smaller. So the wire goes through and

1229
01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:33,840
Speaker 1: compresses and shaves down. It gets thinner and thinner. So

1230
01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:38,400
Speaker 1: let's say the wire starts like a microphone cord, okay,

1231
01:16:38,840 --> 01:16:41,400
Speaker 1: and what you're trying to get it down to is

1232
01:16:44,400 --> 01:16:48,759
Speaker 1: a cord wire that goes inside of inside of speaker

1233
01:16:48,800 --> 01:16:53,800
Speaker 1: wire and it is so you put it through the

1234
01:16:53,960 --> 01:16:56,719
Speaker 1: die and it goes through this machine at a high speed,

1235
01:16:57,160 --> 01:17:00,519
Speaker 1: and every diet goes through, every six eight feet gets

1236
01:17:00,560 --> 01:17:04,160
Speaker 1: smaller and smaller, and it wraps up into a big coil.

1237
01:17:06,040 --> 01:17:07,639
Speaker 1: And then you got to box it up and put

1238
01:17:07,680 --> 01:17:10,760
Speaker 1: it on the palette. Now to break even you had

1239
01:17:10,800 --> 01:17:14,800
Speaker 1: to make two hundred and thirty eight boxes a day. Wow,

1240
01:17:15,200 --> 01:17:22,840
Speaker 1: it'd be some days I finished. I got eighty short.

1241
01:17:23,360 --> 01:17:27,320
Speaker 1: You real short, ugly, I mean, you know, but now

1242
01:17:27,360 --> 01:17:30,680
Speaker 1: you're gonna get it guarantee. Uh huh. But to get

1243
01:17:30,760 --> 01:17:34,240
Speaker 1: the bonus you had to make extra and at the

1244
01:17:34,360 --> 01:17:37,000
Speaker 1: end of the year, guys was getting fifty thousand dollar bonus.

1245
01:17:40,280 --> 01:17:43,840
Speaker 1: How what you get I ain't never get. Oh you

1246
01:17:43,920 --> 01:17:50,720
Speaker 1: didn't even get a bonus period? Well, what about it?

1247
01:17:51,479 --> 01:17:54,160
Speaker 1: I mean, how can they do it? Why? Why was

1248
01:17:54,240 --> 01:17:58,960
Speaker 1: you so slow with yours? You just I hate it, man,

1249
01:17:59,040 --> 01:18:01,240
Speaker 1: I didn't like doing them chanical work to keep the

1250
01:18:01,320 --> 01:18:03,800
Speaker 1: line running because you had to change the dies all

1251
01:18:03,840 --> 01:18:07,160
Speaker 1: the time, because the inspect to come by and tell

1252
01:18:07,200 --> 01:18:09,240
Speaker 1: you that your wire has a score in it, which

1253
01:18:09,320 --> 01:18:12,840
Speaker 1: means a little scratch. That means one of the dies

1254
01:18:13,040 --> 01:18:16,320
Speaker 1: is wore out and you don't catch it. Then didn't

1255
01:18:16,320 --> 01:18:19,599
Speaker 1: the inspect to come by and X out all your

1256
01:18:19,680 --> 01:18:23,320
Speaker 1: boxes in the box with the scores and it got

1257
01:18:23,360 --> 01:18:29,439
Speaker 1: to go, So you lose fifteen fifteen boxes went to inspected.

1258
01:18:29,479 --> 01:18:35,240
Speaker 1: Come here. I hate it. You're depressed telling us about

1259
01:18:35,280 --> 01:18:40,720
Speaker 1: it at that? What how old were you then? Oh,

1260
01:18:42,360 --> 01:18:46,599
Speaker 1: twenty three. M So that was one of your first

1261
01:18:47,280 --> 01:18:51,559
Speaker 1: like full time jobs right after did you quit? Did

1262
01:18:51,640 --> 01:18:56,799
Speaker 1: you quit or they fired? Ye? I made that store.

1263
01:18:57,760 --> 01:19:03,400
Speaker 1: What you say, what is happening? You're not doing any business?

1264
01:19:03,800 --> 01:19:11,080
Speaker 1: Loan king the small business long open up, the carbon

1265
01:19:11,120 --> 01:19:13,640
Speaker 1: cleaning come down. I didn't have no loan. I just

1266
01:19:13,720 --> 01:19:17,160
Speaker 1: wanted to walk out with dignity. Look, hall, man, we're

1267
01:19:17,160 --> 01:19:20,040
Speaker 1: gonna miss you. Man. You're a good dude. Man, you

1268
01:19:20,120 --> 01:19:23,040
Speaker 1: were funny. Man. You kep us live in here. Man. Yeah,

1269
01:19:23,680 --> 01:19:31,320
Speaker 1: I have been whooping your behind. Please so sad. I

1270
01:19:31,439 --> 01:19:34,680
Speaker 1: was dying. Man, I want midnight shift from midnight to

1271
01:19:34,760 --> 01:19:37,200
Speaker 1: eight in the morning. I would be so sweet coming

1272
01:19:37,240 --> 01:19:41,879
Speaker 1: home I drive by my exit. Wow, that's how sleepy

1273
01:19:41,920 --> 01:19:44,080
Speaker 1: I would be. I would I miss my exit at

1274
01:19:44,160 --> 01:19:48,400
Speaker 1: least five times. Okay, so let's switch it and ask

1275
01:19:48,479 --> 01:19:50,880
Speaker 1: you what was the best summer job you had, because

1276
01:19:50,960 --> 01:19:54,439
Speaker 1: that depressed us all. Just I got a job at

1277
01:19:54,479 --> 01:19:58,479
Speaker 1: the swimming pool as a lifeguard and can't squim. That's

1278
01:19:58,520 --> 01:20:02,760
Speaker 1: the best job in college. I got a job at

1279
01:20:02,840 --> 01:20:07,960
Speaker 1: the stumping pool of watching girls has a lifeguarding just

1280
01:20:08,120 --> 01:20:11,840
Speaker 1: hoping nobody get in. Did anybody ever get in? In

1281
01:20:11,960 --> 01:20:17,840
Speaker 1: a drastic situation. No, thank god you got lucky man.

1282
01:20:19,640 --> 01:20:22,120
Speaker 1: I had all the life rafts and stuff over there.

1283
01:20:23,200 --> 01:20:24,680
Speaker 1: I had so much stuff in the pool. I was

1284
01:20:24,680 --> 01:20:26,719
Speaker 1: throwing furniture in the pool. I had so much furniture

1285
01:20:26,720 --> 01:20:29,640
Speaker 1: in the pool. One dude got in trouble and I

1286
01:20:29,760 --> 01:20:31,760
Speaker 1: threw so much stuff in the pool he could walk out.

1287
01:20:32,280 --> 01:20:35,639
Speaker 1: He threw a staring phone cool out there. I had

1288
01:20:35,720 --> 01:20:39,360
Speaker 1: so much pool furniture that he can walk out. So

1289
01:20:39,600 --> 01:20:42,160
Speaker 1: they didn't test you anything to see if you could swim.

1290
01:20:42,320 --> 01:20:45,120
Speaker 1: They just hired you on the spot. That's crazy. Well,

1291
01:20:45,200 --> 01:20:49,400
Speaker 1: what it happened was my name was Steve Harvey. Yes,

1292
01:20:49,600 --> 01:20:52,040
Speaker 1: of course it was a white guy to school named

1293
01:20:52,080 --> 01:20:56,600
Speaker 1: Steve Darby. Okay, he didn't come to work, so I

1294
01:20:56,760 --> 01:21:02,160
Speaker 1: went and about it. He said, are you Stee Jarvey?

1295
01:21:02,320 --> 01:21:05,840
Speaker 1: I went yeah, just with no problem. He said, well

1296
01:21:05,840 --> 01:21:08,760
Speaker 1: here you go handing me that little red thing. Said

1297
01:21:08,760 --> 01:21:14,200
Speaker 1: where's your shorts? Okay? So I told him I have

1298
01:21:14,280 --> 01:21:16,599
Speaker 1: them tomorrow. I just bought my pants that roll them

1299
01:21:16,680 --> 01:21:25,200
Speaker 1: up and set up on this chair. The lifeguard told him,

1300
01:21:25,200 --> 01:21:28,280
Speaker 1: my name is Steve Harvey. I got paid man about

1301
01:21:28,320 --> 01:21:33,439
Speaker 1: six weeks. What so Steve Darby never came back the

1302
01:21:33,520 --> 01:21:38,280
Speaker 1: white guy. I have no idea what happened to this?

1303
01:21:38,680 --> 01:21:42,040
Speaker 1: He ain't show. Wow, Steve Harvey went on in there

1304
01:21:42,280 --> 01:21:45,320
Speaker 1: at the lifeguard. Anybody had a drown in their pool,

1305
01:21:45,320 --> 01:21:49,000
Speaker 1: they'd have been dead. But god, I can't say nobody. Man,

1306
01:21:49,840 --> 01:21:55,360
Speaker 1: it wasn't about to jump in that deep and trouble

1307
01:21:55,400 --> 01:22:00,120
Speaker 1: in this five foot And we noticed just when when

1308
01:22:00,120 --> 01:22:01,679
Speaker 1: I ain't Marge, you tried to get in the water

1309
01:22:01,720 --> 01:22:03,880
Speaker 1: in Hawaii. You remember that he almost had a bad

1310
01:22:04,800 --> 01:22:07,600
Speaker 1: Yes he did, Yes, he did. And you did you

1311
01:22:07,720 --> 01:22:11,400
Speaker 1: ever learn to swim? Steve? Ye a little bit? You know.

1312
01:22:12,360 --> 01:22:19,080
Speaker 1: I have get back, Oh, get back. Whatever I fell off,

1313
01:22:19,439 --> 01:22:25,240
Speaker 1: I got get out. He got get out. That swim

1314
01:22:25,360 --> 01:22:29,479
Speaker 1: crossed down. That ain't gonna. I'm so glad you found

1315
01:22:29,520 --> 01:22:32,400
Speaker 1: your purpose. I'm so glad you found your purpose. I

1316
01:22:32,960 --> 01:22:38,920
Speaker 1: really that's funny. Wow. I know had a lifeguard, but

1317
01:22:39,120 --> 01:22:44,160
Speaker 1: getting paid Skinny hass had some nice shot coming up.

1318
01:22:44,320 --> 01:22:46,479
Speaker 1: More of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. We're gonna touch

1319
01:22:46,479 --> 01:22:49,160
Speaker 1: a little bit of sand and soul when we come

1320
01:22:49,200 --> 01:22:56,439
Speaker 1: back too far, sir, you're listening to show, all right, guys.

1321
01:22:56,600 --> 01:23:00,160
Speaker 1: This year's Standing Soul Festival Weekend will be hosted at

1322
01:23:00,200 --> 01:23:03,559
Speaker 1: the hard Rock Hotel and Casino and guess where, saying

1323
01:23:03,680 --> 01:23:08,000
Speaker 1: Steve in hot ass pood O'Connor, I knew you were

1324
01:23:08,040 --> 01:23:14,560
Speaker 1: gonna say that one more time in case they missed it.

1325
01:23:15,120 --> 01:23:19,679
Speaker 1: It's gonna be in the Dominican Republic in the city

1326
01:23:19,880 --> 01:23:27,080
Speaker 1: or hot as body October tenth through the fourteenth. Yes,

1327
01:23:27,560 --> 01:23:32,559
Speaker 1: this event includes room accommodations, all inclusive food and drinks,

1328
01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:35,040
Speaker 1: and Steves just talk about the food and drinks for

1329
01:23:35,080 --> 01:23:38,639
Speaker 1: a moment. Everything. I don't care where you go, how

1330
01:23:38,760 --> 01:23:45,640
Speaker 1: much you won't, it's yours. How much you drink, wherever

1331
01:23:45,840 --> 01:23:51,000
Speaker 1: you go any one of them restaurants. It's absolutely free.

1332
01:23:51,400 --> 01:23:59,360
Speaker 1: Thank you. Wow. Tickets to over fifteen events. Talent includes Yeah, fifteen,

1333
01:24:00,080 --> 01:24:04,479
Speaker 1: that's a lot. That's talent includes genuine uh huh. Anthony

1334
01:24:04,600 --> 01:24:09,479
Speaker 1: Hamilton talk about the comedy show Junior. We got all NaNs.

1335
01:24:09,640 --> 01:24:14,599
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make you throw up, Jay Tony damn Fool

1336
01:24:14,800 --> 01:24:19,080
Speaker 1: Roberts and Julia all doing the tears of Joe at

1337
01:24:19,200 --> 01:24:24,320
Speaker 1: comedy show that weekend in Well. Uh had asked Pootie

1338
01:24:24,400 --> 01:24:30,920
Speaker 1: Connie's crazy. All right, Steve, you're gonna be there with

1339
01:24:31,040 --> 01:24:36,639
Speaker 1: your showtime at the Apollo and your Vault Masterclass. Yeah,

1340
01:24:36,680 --> 01:24:38,920
Speaker 1: I'm doing that master class. I'm gonna give you that

1341
01:24:39,040 --> 01:24:42,519
Speaker 1: to y'all. Come on in, learn a little bit of

1342
01:24:42,600 --> 01:24:44,400
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna teach you a little something. I gotta

1343
01:24:44,520 --> 01:24:50,040
Speaker 1: encourage people, got encourage you, that's right. Yeah. Also, the

1344
01:24:50,600 --> 01:24:53,760
Speaker 1: entire well almost all of the Steve Harvey Morning Show

1345
01:24:53,840 --> 01:24:57,120
Speaker 1: will be there for live Q and A. That's gonna

1346
01:24:57,120 --> 01:25:00,920
Speaker 1: be fun. That's always fun. That's always a blast. Corpool Party,

1347
01:25:00,960 --> 01:25:05,160
Speaker 1: Anthony Hamilton, Uh, Dougie Fresh on the Ones and twos

1348
01:25:05,360 --> 01:25:09,479
Speaker 1: Grand Finale Concert with DJ DJ Kid Capri. I mean,

1349
01:25:09,600 --> 01:25:13,040
Speaker 1: come on out, people, I mean, what do you have

1350
01:25:13,200 --> 01:25:17,200
Speaker 1: to lose? I mean, you're gonna have fun. You can

1351
01:25:17,280 --> 01:25:25,360
Speaker 1: not touch anything. Tournament yes, the golf tournament man, the gambling,

1352
01:25:25,880 --> 01:25:28,800
Speaker 1: The gambling gonna be good. The food Me and Lisa

1353
01:25:28,920 --> 01:25:37,479
Speaker 1: Ray engagement announcement, all that, well what what what acable? Hey, listen,

1354
01:25:37,600 --> 01:25:40,880
Speaker 1: go to Steve Harvey Sandon soul dot com or you

1355
01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:44,840
Speaker 1: can call eight hundred six eight four twenty eight twenty five.

1356
01:25:45,640 --> 01:25:48,760
Speaker 1: The rooms are going, The rooms are going. Okay, I'm

1357
01:25:48,800 --> 01:25:50,640
Speaker 1: just gonna tell you that. Okay, if you want to go,

1358
01:25:51,360 --> 01:25:53,559
Speaker 1: go to Steve Harvey Sandon sol dot com or call

1359
01:25:53,680 --> 01:25:56,400
Speaker 1: eight hundred six eight four twenty eight twenty five. We

1360
01:25:56,479 --> 01:25:59,760
Speaker 1: will be there for you. Man, they'll miss it. W

1361
01:26:00,000 --> 01:26:02,720
Speaker 1: e don't miss it. I can't wait for me, and

1362
01:26:02,960 --> 01:26:05,000
Speaker 1: at least really get engaged. This is beautiful. I didn't

1363
01:26:05,040 --> 01:26:07,439
Speaker 1: know she can't wait for the I can't wait for

1364
01:26:08,520 --> 01:26:13,320
Speaker 1: you'd be proud of me, ben. Oh, okay, I didn't

1365
01:26:13,360 --> 01:26:17,320
Speaker 1: know it was you. I ain't know it's Oh, it's serious, Tommy,

1366
01:26:18,840 --> 01:26:24,200
Speaker 1: think about it. Think about that works in mysterious. I

1367
01:26:24,400 --> 01:26:30,080
Speaker 1: was shooting too low. Yes, all right, we'll be back

1368
01:26:30,240 --> 01:26:32,920
Speaker 1: with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Don't forget

1369
01:26:33,040 --> 01:26:35,320
Speaker 1: go to Steve Harvey stand and sol dot com, or

1370
01:26:35,360 --> 01:26:37,839
Speaker 1: you can call eight hundred and six eight four twenty

1371
01:26:37,920 --> 01:26:41,479
Speaker 1: eight twenty five, sand and so October tenth through the fourteenth.

1372
01:26:41,640 --> 01:26:46,960
Speaker 1: We'll be back right after this you're listening show. We're

1373
01:26:47,000 --> 01:26:49,960
Speaker 1: gonna do some asked Steve and Steve, we got a

1374
01:26:50,040 --> 01:26:53,040
Speaker 1: couple of questions from from our audience. And then your

1375
01:26:53,080 --> 01:26:55,200
Speaker 1: nephew wants to ask you a question. Okay, which one

1376
01:26:55,240 --> 01:26:57,639
Speaker 1: do you want? First? You want the audience, you want

1377
01:26:57,640 --> 01:27:03,040
Speaker 1: your nephews now listening to Okay, okay, okay, I got it.

1378
01:27:03,120 --> 01:27:06,040
Speaker 1: I got a real I got a real question. I

1379
01:27:06,160 --> 01:27:09,360
Speaker 1: bought some tickets to take my wife to see Anita

1380
01:27:09,479 --> 01:27:12,760
Speaker 1: Baker on Friday. Got it? I mean, I got some

1381
01:27:12,920 --> 01:27:15,559
Speaker 1: great tickets the coming coming to Houston, Texas, Anita Baker.

1382
01:27:15,640 --> 01:27:18,200
Speaker 1: You know she's doing her probably her last tour. So

1383
01:27:18,840 --> 01:27:22,880
Speaker 1: I got tickets, great seats. I'm four fifth row beautiful.

1384
01:27:23,120 --> 01:27:27,760
Speaker 1: But um, the other night, the Rockets won and it's

1385
01:27:27,840 --> 01:27:33,320
Speaker 1: two two, and Game six is in Houston, game Friday night.

1386
01:27:34,240 --> 01:27:37,840
Speaker 1: Game six now game six, Game game five is tonight.

1387
01:27:39,000 --> 01:27:42,360
Speaker 1: Games five is tonight. Game six is Saturday. So I

1388
01:27:42,400 --> 01:27:43,760
Speaker 1: don't know, you know, we don't know who gonna win

1389
01:27:43,800 --> 01:27:46,160
Speaker 1: to night, but whether they win to lose, we're dealing

1390
01:27:46,240 --> 01:27:50,240
Speaker 1: with three two either way. Huh. Game six is Friday, Yeah,

1391
01:27:50,360 --> 01:27:53,880
Speaker 1: Game five is tonight. Games. You want to know if

1392
01:27:53,880 --> 01:27:56,040
Speaker 1: you should go to the game on these tickets that

1393
01:27:56,120 --> 01:27:58,000
Speaker 1: you bought it. I want to know how to heal.

1394
01:27:58,120 --> 01:28:00,240
Speaker 1: I want how to hell to tell her I'm gonna

1395
01:28:00,240 --> 01:28:02,400
Speaker 1: go to the game. Okay, let me ask you something.

1396
01:28:02,439 --> 01:28:04,559
Speaker 1: Have you told her she was going to need a baker?

1397
01:28:04,960 --> 01:28:08,360
Speaker 1: She know you got the tickets? Ye oh oh you

1398
01:28:08,479 --> 01:28:13,320
Speaker 1: ask oh oh oh, you would need a breaker you

1399
01:28:13,360 --> 01:28:25,080
Speaker 1: ain't fit to see gay. See you don't think she'll

1400
01:28:25,120 --> 01:28:27,120
Speaker 1: take one of her girls and let Tommy go to

1401
01:28:27,200 --> 01:28:35,280
Speaker 1: the game. What she didn't have no dress for her girlfriend? Right? See? Dog?

1402
01:28:35,520 --> 01:28:39,800
Speaker 1: Oh so you can mobilet the rockets than me. Oh,

1403
01:28:40,800 --> 01:28:44,280
Speaker 1: you stay gone all the time. Then you make a

1404
01:28:44,400 --> 01:28:45,680
Speaker 1: day with me and you break it so you can

1405
01:28:45,720 --> 01:28:48,920
Speaker 1: go watch some damn basketball so you can see the

1406
01:28:49,000 --> 01:28:51,000
Speaker 1: dog go in the hole. You gotta be the only

1407
01:28:51,080 --> 01:28:59,880
Speaker 1: thing going in there. Okay, okay, okay, you see what

1408
01:29:00,160 --> 01:29:11,600
Speaker 1: is go shoot with Jordan? Yeah, yeah, okay, okay, I

1409
01:29:11,680 --> 01:29:15,960
Speaker 1: didn't answer to your question. We're all right here we go.

1410
01:29:16,360 --> 01:29:18,519
Speaker 1: All right, Dear Steve, I'm a thirty two year old man,

1411
01:29:18,600 --> 01:29:21,120
Speaker 1: and I have big goals and I want I would

1412
01:29:21,160 --> 01:29:25,320
Speaker 1: I would like UH to start sharing milestones with the

1413
01:29:25,400 --> 01:29:28,240
Speaker 1: special Lady. The problem is, I've never been in a

1414
01:29:28,360 --> 01:29:32,519
Speaker 1: committed monogamous relationship. I've always gone six months to a

1415
01:29:32,640 --> 01:29:35,800
Speaker 1: year and then I get bored. I'm not proud of this,

1416
01:29:36,000 --> 01:29:38,560
Speaker 1: and I want to stop being a player. Uh Is

1417
01:29:38,600 --> 01:29:40,800
Speaker 1: having a soul made a real thing? And how will

1418
01:29:40,880 --> 01:29:45,280
Speaker 1: I know when I've met the one? Well, first of all, man,

1419
01:29:45,320 --> 01:29:47,600
Speaker 1: you gotta want to meet the one. The game is

1420
01:29:47,640 --> 01:29:50,320
Speaker 1: over when you tied to play in it, So now

1421
01:29:50,400 --> 01:29:52,040
Speaker 1: you got to come on and just be tired to

1422
01:29:52,120 --> 01:29:54,400
Speaker 1: play in the game. We all come to that point, man,

1423
01:29:54,880 --> 01:29:56,840
Speaker 1: we all go you know what, man, this right here,

1424
01:29:57,600 --> 01:29:59,800
Speaker 1: I didn't had enough for this here, I'd had a

1425
01:30:00,040 --> 01:30:02,439
Speaker 1: will run. Now, A lot of this depends on your age,

1426
01:30:03,000 --> 01:30:04,920
Speaker 1: on whether you really are ready to go to the

1427
01:30:05,000 --> 01:30:08,280
Speaker 1: commitment or not. It's thirty two, yeah, but I mean

1428
01:30:08,360 --> 01:30:12,360
Speaker 1: it's about that time, you know, to start looking around. Yeah,

1429
01:30:12,400 --> 01:30:14,400
Speaker 1: I mean, you know you're getting that. You're getting to

1430
01:30:14,520 --> 01:30:18,280
Speaker 1: that almost too far stage. Thirty two ain't too far,

1431
01:30:18,920 --> 01:30:21,240
Speaker 1: but you know, if you're thinking about real nn you

1432
01:30:21,320 --> 01:30:25,519
Speaker 1: need to the one will will appear to you. How

1433
01:30:25,600 --> 01:30:27,639
Speaker 1: you know you got the one? It's when she ain't

1434
01:30:27,640 --> 01:30:30,200
Speaker 1: with you, you wonder where she had. When you don't

1435
01:30:30,240 --> 01:30:33,040
Speaker 1: hear from her, you wonder what she's doing. All right,

1436
01:30:33,120 --> 01:30:35,640
Speaker 1: thank you guys. Coming up next, it is Steve with

1437
01:30:35,800 --> 01:30:43,599
Speaker 1: today's closing remarks. Right after this. You're listening, all right, Steve.

1438
01:30:43,680 --> 01:30:46,120
Speaker 1: Here we are last break of the day. Time to

1439
01:30:46,160 --> 01:30:48,280
Speaker 1: get out of here and you gotta go to work,

1440
01:30:48,400 --> 01:30:51,960
Speaker 1: so leave us with some closing remarks. Okay, uh, my

1441
01:30:52,120 --> 01:30:57,960
Speaker 1: remarks today I'm pretty sure I've done this before it's

1442
01:30:58,040 --> 01:31:01,240
Speaker 1: really been helpful to me, but today it kind of

1443
01:31:01,280 --> 01:31:04,599
Speaker 1: really hit home, man, because it caused me to sit

1444
01:31:04,720 --> 01:31:07,720
Speaker 1: down and jot a bunch of stuff down. And I

1445
01:31:07,800 --> 01:31:09,960
Speaker 1: want to just share with you what I did this morning,

1446
01:31:09,960 --> 01:31:13,440
Speaker 1: because you know, I was reading and it was reminding

1447
01:31:13,560 --> 01:31:18,080
Speaker 1: me that and as I've talked to you about this

1448
01:31:18,240 --> 01:31:21,920
Speaker 1: before about gratitude, how important a principle of success, that

1449
01:31:22,040 --> 01:31:26,759
Speaker 1: gratitude actually is. Gratitude is a major principle of success

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Speaker 1: because the more you're grateful for, the more He will

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Speaker 1: give you to be grateful for. So in my reading

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Speaker 1: this morning, I gotta remember it best I can, but

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna share it with you. He God wants us

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Speaker 1: to thank him for all of his blessings all along

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Speaker 1: the way. I mean, even when you're going through stuff.

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Speaker 1: He wants you to show your gratitude. As I said,

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Speaker 1: gratitude is one of the major principles of success. God

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Speaker 1: wants to hear you be grateful for the things He's

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Speaker 1: done in your life. He wants you to thank him

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Speaker 1: for the things He's done to you all along the way.

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Speaker 1: Because as I remember what I was reading this morning,

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Speaker 1: when you do that, it brings joy to both you

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Speaker 1: and him. I mean, it brings joy to you and

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Speaker 1: to God. But man, do you know how helpful it

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Speaker 1: is when you're thankful all along the way? And you

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Speaker 1: know why, man, because when you show gratitude, when you're grateful,

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Speaker 1: it protects you from negative thinking. Did you hear what

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Speaker 1: I said? Listen to me, everybody. When you show gratitude

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Speaker 1: on a regular basis, especially at the start of the

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Speaker 1: day and throughout the day, even when stuff is going wrong,

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Speaker 1: the more you can show gratitude when you're grateful, a

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Speaker 1: grateful heart protects you from negative thinking and being thankful

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Speaker 1: it enables you to see the abundance that you've been

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Speaker 1: showered from God. So what I did this morning was

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Speaker 1: I just sat down, grabbed a blank piece of paper

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Speaker 1: and a pen and just started writing down a list

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Speaker 1: of things I was grateful for. Let me see three six, nine,

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Speaker 1: twelve fifty. I jotted down about thirty three thirty six

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Speaker 1: things that I was grateful for. The day could be

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Speaker 1: a little bit more than this. I'm just glancing at

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Speaker 1: the paper turn and I just went down. It just stuff, man,

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Speaker 1: that I was grateful for. And you know what it did.

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Speaker 1: It did exactly what I was reading. It eradicated any

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Speaker 1: negative thoughts that could have possibly in aided my space

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Speaker 1: in my mind. Because you know, like I've said before,

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Speaker 1: joy and depression cannot reside in the same space. So

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Speaker 1: think about that. Man, If you show gratitude, it protects

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Speaker 1: you from having negative thinking. Because just just do it, y'all.

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Speaker 1: Try it. Just jot down on a piece of paper

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Speaker 1: things that you think that you have to be grateful for,

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Speaker 1: and just real quick, ain't gonna be neat. Just scratch it.

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Speaker 1: Scratch it down. For the people in your life, for

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Speaker 1: the things that's happening, for some controversy you survived, For

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Speaker 1: the things you have in your life, your home, for

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Speaker 1: your reputation, for projects you're working on, for things that

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Speaker 1: you see unfolding that you had hoped would come true

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Speaker 1: one day. For the respect you have on your job

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Speaker 1: through your family. For people who come up to you

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Speaker 1: and say, man, if it wasn't for you, man, I

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Speaker 1: don't know what i'd it did. Thank you for the

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Speaker 1: clothes you have, for your ability to walk, your health,

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Speaker 1: everything you come home and your lights work, you come home,

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Speaker 1: You gotta key, you gotta door. It's people don't got

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Speaker 1: no way to go. Man, write everything down that you

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Speaker 1: can be grateful for. If you do that this morning,

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Speaker 1: what happens is it causes you to surround yourself with

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Speaker 1: a coding, A coding, a protective layer around your mind

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Speaker 1: that protects you from having negative thoughts. It's hard to

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Speaker 1: be grateful and negative at the same time. It's very hard, man.

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Speaker 1: I dare you to try it, and throughout the day,

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Speaker 1: pour your paper out and read it. Before you go

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Speaker 1: to bed at night, pull your paper out and read it.

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Speaker 1: If you think of something else, add that to your paper.

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Speaker 1: Just throughout the that just a little exercise. Just do it.

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Speaker 1: It is amazing what it does. It puts a coding

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Speaker 1: around your mind that protects you from negative thinking. Gratitude

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Speaker 1: is a major principle of success. And I've just given

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Speaker 1: you the example of how it works. But it does work.

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Speaker 1: You can believe that. Those are my remarks. That's it

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Speaker 1: all right, Drop it, baby, drop. I did it this

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Speaker 1: morning before I came to work. I just jotted a

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Speaker 1: bunch of stuff down that I was grateful for and

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Speaker 1: I just kept it and immediately it formed the coating

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Speaker 1: around my mind. I had no negative thoughts, because, especially

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Speaker 1: in the morning. Man, it's important that you get off

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Speaker 1: to a good start in the morning, because sometimes you

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Speaker 1: wake up the negative necessary void where prohibited. Participants must

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