WEBVTT - Textual Healing: Ex-pectations 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:01.960 Hey, no Sunday scaries when you got a full new 0:00:02.000 --> 0:00:03.840 podcast to listen to, right, none of that. 0:00:04.040 --> 0:00:06.360 Yeah, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning and you 0:00:06.440 --> 0:00:09.560 have found the Second Date Update podcast. And today on Sundays, 0:00:09.560 --> 0:00:12.119 we always like to feature a new segment that we've 0:00:12.119 --> 0:00:13.120 done during the week. 0:00:12.960 --> 0:00:14.480 And this one is textual healing. 0:00:14.760 --> 0:00:18.360 Yeah, that's where somebody may need our help texting someone 0:00:18.640 --> 0:00:20.480 for whatever reason, and we step in. 0:00:20.560 --> 0:00:22.560 You know, those texts can be hard, especially when. 0:00:22.400 --> 0:00:25.160 They're with your ex, which is today, Yes, which is today. 0:00:25.360 --> 0:00:27.600 But before we get to today, what's a fun comment 0:00:27.640 --> 0:00:28.120 for today? 0:00:28.440 --> 0:00:31.960 Audrey said, so happy I got recommended your podcast. I 0:00:32.000 --> 0:00:34.280 watched The Conjuring recently and haven't been able to sleep 0:00:34.520 --> 0:00:36.880 a relevant But anyways, I play your podcast and it 0:00:36.880 --> 0:00:38.000 always makes me crack up. 0:00:39.880 --> 0:00:41.319 Yeah, that's scary, it is. 0:00:41.360 --> 0:00:44.000 I won't watch it. I stopped watching scary movies when 0:00:44.040 --> 0:00:46.800 I live by myself. Oh see, I couldn't do it again. 0:00:46.840 --> 0:00:47.199 After that. 0:00:47.479 --> 0:00:50.000 I never watched scary movies. And the first one that 0:00:50.080 --> 0:00:52.480 I like, Okay, I'm gonna do it. Let's watch this one. 0:00:52.560 --> 0:00:54.600 Maybe we should stop talking about it, because remember. 0:00:54.360 --> 0:00:59.400 She gotjuring texting an X I don't know if it's 0:00:59.400 --> 0:00:59.920 a scary. 0:01:00.040 --> 0:01:03.080 We're about to find out. A new episode starts right now. 0:01:04.040 --> 0:01:06.800 On this show, we're always trying to get people together, 0:01:07.600 --> 0:01:10.839 whether it's two of our listeners for a second date yeh, 0:01:11.240 --> 0:01:13.920 or hooking up our digital producer Jake with Brook's mom. 0:01:15.040 --> 0:01:21.440 We are constantly trying to make love happen. Doesn't mean anything, Okay, 0:01:21.560 --> 0:01:23.800 it's about love Brook, and it takes a lot of 0:01:23.880 --> 0:01:25.640 work doing it every single day. 0:01:25.760 --> 0:01:26.480 Yeah, for sure. 0:01:26.640 --> 0:01:28.520 That's why. Thank god, we have a woman on the 0:01:28.520 --> 0:01:31.040 phone who wants us to do the exact opposite. 0:01:31.319 --> 0:01:32.880 Oh, she needs. 0:01:32.680 --> 0:01:35.679 To make it clear no love will happen between her 0:01:35.720 --> 0:01:38.319 and one dude who's coming over to her place later, 0:01:39.120 --> 0:01:44.440 and this particular situation is extremely awkward for her. You'll 0:01:44.520 --> 0:01:47.120 understand why she needs our help when we do some 0:01:47.319 --> 0:01:59.080 textual healing. Coming up next text you will healing textual. 0:02:00.160 --> 0:02:03.080 Most people who need help texting are ninety six year 0:02:03.080 --> 0:02:05.640 old grandmas who can't figure out which side of the 0:02:05.680 --> 0:02:11.760 iPhone is the touch part. But occasionally regular folks need 0:02:11.800 --> 0:02:15.400 assistance with texting too, when they're in an awkward predicament 0:02:15.480 --> 0:02:18.640 and they aren't sure what to write to. 0:02:18.680 --> 0:02:20.720 One of our ninety five year old listeners. 0:02:20.800 --> 0:02:22.560 Yeah, might be, it might be. 0:02:22.720 --> 0:02:25.560 That's the whole reason we created this segment, Textual Healing, 0:02:25.600 --> 0:02:29.880 where we assist listeners of all ages, grandmas to newborns, 0:02:30.000 --> 0:02:33.200 sweet and we help them craft the perfect message. And 0:02:33.480 --> 0:02:39.160 who's emailed the show today requesting our textual expertise or expertise. 0:02:40.160 --> 0:02:42.440 Her name is Brianna. Brianna, welcome to the show. 0:02:42.960 --> 0:02:45.160 Hi, thank you. I appreciate you taking my call. 0:02:45.400 --> 0:02:48.280 You're welcome, Brianna, and we're going to be taking your text. 0:02:48.800 --> 0:02:49.640 Yeah possible. 0:02:49.919 --> 0:02:51.280 Oh I see what you did. 0:02:51.360 --> 0:02:54.600 Yeah, I'm really smart. We're really the smartest guy on 0:02:54.639 --> 0:02:54.919 the show. 0:02:55.560 --> 0:03:00.079 So Brianna, tell us about what's your awkward situation and 0:03:00.200 --> 0:03:01.200 why do you need our help? 0:03:01.919 --> 0:03:03.400 So I just don't know what you're say and I'm 0:03:03.440 --> 0:03:05.160 hoping you guys can help me. So I had a 0:03:05.160 --> 0:03:07.440 guy over for a date. That's not the problem. 0:03:08.440 --> 0:03:11.320 That is a good thing to say our show, Like, 0:03:11.400 --> 0:03:11.720 let me. 0:03:11.720 --> 0:03:14.680 Just start that right there. But he found a gold 0:03:14.720 --> 0:03:16.799 chain in one of my bathroom drawers. It's a long story, 0:03:16.800 --> 0:03:18.679 but I look at it and I realized it's my 0:03:18.720 --> 0:03:19.399 ex boyfriend. 0:03:19.680 --> 0:03:23.560 Oh yeah, dude, I can't believe your date was snooping 0:03:23.600 --> 0:03:24.680 in your bathroom drawers. 0:03:25.040 --> 0:03:26.600 Well, no, I asked him to get something out from me. 0:03:26.720 --> 0:03:30.000 Oh, okay, okay, is it expensive gold chains? I wouldn't 0:03:30.000 --> 0:03:32.520 get rid of it either, how thick it like a. 0:03:32.400 --> 0:03:33.160 Thin one or what? 0:03:33.600 --> 0:03:36.600 Well, it's it's real gold, Like it's real. But it's 0:03:36.600 --> 0:03:38.400 something I would have thrown out, except that his grandmother 0:03:38.440 --> 0:03:40.440 gave it to him, like it's got sentimental values. 0:03:40.440 --> 0:03:42.760 To gosh, you got to give it back to him. 0:03:42.880 --> 0:03:45.280 I know. But well, see now you're kind of getting 0:03:45.280 --> 0:03:48.400 to exactly my problem because I texted him and I said, hey, 0:03:48.400 --> 0:03:50.280 if I entertained, you want to come grab it? And 0:03:50.320 --> 0:03:52.200 he sends me back this text and he's like, oh, 0:03:52.200 --> 0:03:54.160 sure you did. You can just say you want some 0:03:54.240 --> 0:03:57.120 of this with like one of those little squirky winky Oh. 0:03:57.680 --> 0:03:59.760 I see why it's your ex Yeah. 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:01.600 But in his defense, you did say you want to 0:04:01.600 --> 0:04:04.240 come over and grab it. That can be interpreted a 0:04:04.280 --> 0:04:08.080 lot of different ways. I'm just saying, yeah. 0:04:07.960 --> 0:04:09.840 I did definitely set myself up for that one. And 0:04:10.280 --> 0:04:12.040 part of how I set myself up for it was 0:04:12.280 --> 0:04:14.160 that two months ago his AirPods were still here. We 0:04:14.200 --> 0:04:16.000 work up about three months ago, and after about a 0:04:16.000 --> 0:04:17.560 month I found it air pods and I texted him 0:04:17.560 --> 0:04:18.960 to stop buy and grab him like a the same 0:04:19.040 --> 0:04:22.000 kind of thing, and he came over and we ended 0:04:22.080 --> 0:04:22.680 up hooking up. 0:04:22.880 --> 0:04:25.960 Yeah, oh okay, so there's precedence for this now. 0:04:26.120 --> 0:04:29.159 I mean, unfortunately is going to come over. It's just 0:04:29.240 --> 0:04:30.279 good bound to happen. 0:04:31.160 --> 0:04:34.760 Okay, keeping X is away from Brooks House, it's just 0:04:34.839 --> 0:04:35.799 definitely going to happen. 0:04:36.200 --> 0:04:37.520 I mean, that's why you got to meet in a 0:04:37.560 --> 0:04:40.600 place like a parking lot or well parking. 0:04:40.560 --> 0:04:44.640 That's parking lot with a gorgeous view the city. 0:04:45.640 --> 0:04:47.560 Yeah. So I just I need to be able to 0:04:47.560 --> 0:04:49.880 text him in a way that he knows is like, no, 0:04:50.360 --> 0:04:52.159 that's not what I want. I just want you to 0:04:52.160 --> 0:04:55.080 get your stuff, okay, And he's coming over at sixth tonight, 0:04:55.120 --> 0:04:56.840 Like he's already said straight up that he's coming over. 0:04:57.040 --> 0:04:59.560 I understand why his response was the grab it saying 0:04:59.600 --> 0:05:01.200 then yeah it makes sense now. 0:05:01.120 --> 0:05:03.400 Yeah, he's thinking that you're trying to set it up again. 0:05:03.440 --> 0:05:05.640 But can't you just tell him like no, I'm just 0:05:05.720 --> 0:05:07.960 going to leave it under my doormat, I'll be like 0:05:08.000 --> 0:05:08.799 away from home. 0:05:09.440 --> 0:05:12.000 I could, but I just don't wanted to get stolen because, 0:05:12.120 --> 0:05:14.120 like I said, his grandmother gave it time. So that's 0:05:14.120 --> 0:05:15.320 why I didn't just put it in the mail. 0:05:15.640 --> 0:05:18.320 Can I ask, yeah, is there any part of you 0:05:18.480 --> 0:05:20.479 that kinda wants to hook up with it when he 0:05:20.520 --> 0:05:21.039 comes over? 0:05:22.400 --> 0:05:22.440 No? 0:05:23.480 --> 0:05:26.039 Just jacket? 0:05:24.040 --> 0:05:28.279 Okay, No, I. 0:05:28.279 --> 0:05:29.760 Mean that's a fair question. But yeah, if you've been 0:05:29.760 --> 0:05:31.760 there the last time, you would have understood why I did. Not. 0:05:31.960 --> 0:05:34.480 Like what was the last thing that was said between 0:05:34.480 --> 0:05:34.760 you two. 0:05:35.480 --> 0:05:36.840 The last thing was that he was going to come 0:05:36.839 --> 0:05:39.360 over at sixth and he said I'm going to give 0:05:39.400 --> 0:05:40.680 you something of mine too. 0:05:41.000 --> 0:05:42.640 Oh my gosh. 0:05:42.720 --> 0:05:43.800 Yeah, it was kind of gross. 0:05:43.839 --> 0:05:49.960 And yeah, okay, so the wheels are already in motion. 0:05:50.160 --> 0:05:52.480 You're trying to make it really really clear to him 0:05:52.640 --> 0:05:55.440 that nothing is going to happen, and there's no lingering. 0:05:55.120 --> 0:05:57.560 Feelings there right like, you're not coming inside. I'm just 0:05:57.600 --> 0:05:59.360 going to hand it to you at the door. Peace out, 0:05:59.360 --> 0:06:00.000 go have a great life. 0:06:00.240 --> 0:06:01.480 It should be easy. 0:06:01.960 --> 0:06:04.120 What you should just be able to say, Hi, I 0:06:04.120 --> 0:06:05.159 don't have a lot of time. 0:06:05.720 --> 0:06:06.160 That's it. 0:06:06.240 --> 0:06:07.880 I think you need more than that. I think you 0:06:07.960 --> 0:06:09.839 need to say i'm short on time. I've got a 0:06:09.960 --> 0:06:11.040 date at six thirty. 0:06:11.120 --> 0:06:13.920 Yeah, boyfriend already? 0:06:16.120 --> 0:06:16.680 Right then? 0:06:16.720 --> 0:06:19.039 Does that not make me kind of sound like a why. 0:06:18.839 --> 0:06:19.360 Do you care? 0:06:19.480 --> 0:06:20.400 It's your ex? You know? 0:06:20.560 --> 0:06:21.400 You're right, You're right. 0:06:21.440 --> 0:06:23.760 It sounds like you're trying to make him jealous a. 0:06:23.680 --> 0:06:25.599 Little bit like that's what I'm afraid of. 0:06:25.760 --> 0:06:30.279 Yeah, okay, can you say I poop my pants? 0:06:31.000 --> 0:06:32.000 I have to change? 0:06:32.160 --> 0:06:33.000 No, I would. 0:06:32.800 --> 0:06:33.640 Probably take care of it. 0:06:33.760 --> 0:06:36.720 Yeah, let's hope he doesn't have a rebuttal for that. 0:06:36.839 --> 0:06:38.960 Can you be like really direct and say I think 0:06:39.000 --> 0:06:40.600 you're reading too far into this? 0:06:41.560 --> 0:06:45.360 I mean, yeah, just be like you don't flatter yourself? 0:06:45.680 --> 0:06:48.400 Yeah, or you really want him to leave you alone? 0:06:48.400 --> 0:06:50.560 You say, well, last time was pretty disappointing, so I 0:06:50.560 --> 0:06:52.000 don't want to go down that road again. 0:06:52.400 --> 0:06:55.640 Honestly, that's how my friends text their X like every 0:06:55.680 --> 0:06:58.960 time was disappointing, and that would not. 0:06:58.880 --> 0:06:59.440 Be a lie. 0:06:59.640 --> 0:07:05.359 So so let's let's be direct. Sprinkle a little bit 0:07:05.400 --> 0:07:08.400 of honesty in there too, And Okay, so you're. 0:07:08.279 --> 0:07:08.839 Bad in bed? 0:07:08.960 --> 0:07:11.200 Yeah, he's probably take it as a joke. 0:07:11.600 --> 0:07:13.440 Well, I don't wan him to take it as a 0:07:13.440 --> 0:07:14.440 personal challenge to. 0:07:14.360 --> 0:07:17.360 Be like a huh, we probably should sprinkle a little 0:07:17.360 --> 0:07:20.000 bit of humor in there too, just to lighten the blow. 0:07:20.680 --> 0:07:24.440 So if you're like, well, slow down, Romeo, last time 0:07:24.520 --> 0:07:27.640 didn't go so well, you're reading too far into this, okay. 0:07:27.880 --> 0:07:29.440 Or I just want to hand it off at the door, 0:07:29.480 --> 0:07:30.160 like that's it. 0:07:30.280 --> 0:07:33.239 About last time didn't leave me wanting more? We're good. 0:07:34.920 --> 0:07:35.440 Yeah. 0:07:35.520 --> 0:07:38.040 I still feel like if you put yourself in a 0:07:38.160 --> 0:07:41.480 short time window, like I only have two minutes, you know, 0:07:41.600 --> 0:07:43.520 something like that got. 0:07:43.400 --> 0:07:44.000 A helper now. 0:07:44.360 --> 0:07:46.160 I think it might because I didn't say so. He 0:07:46.280 --> 0:07:48.400 was like, I'm coming over tomorrow at six, Like I 0:07:48.600 --> 0:07:49.680 didn't invite him over. 0:07:50.080 --> 0:07:52.840 Okay, you can say I like the one that Brookes 0:07:52.840 --> 0:07:55.320 said last time didn't leave me? What did you say? 0:07:55.480 --> 0:07:57.520 I said, last time didn't leave me wanting Moore? 0:07:57.680 --> 0:07:59.360 Yeah, we're good. We're good. 0:08:00.320 --> 0:08:02.080 I feel like this is going to be really simple. 0:08:03.880 --> 0:08:06.440 He should read that and go, oh okay, no worries. 0:08:06.560 --> 0:08:08.040 See at six did you send it? 0:08:08.680 --> 0:08:09.280 Yeah? 0:08:09.440 --> 0:08:12.120 Okay, this may be the most boring. 0:08:12.440 --> 0:08:20.480 UH want to right back, and he says, okay, it's like. 0:08:20.720 --> 0:08:22.400 I have a great day. Okay. 0:08:22.680 --> 0:08:24.960 I mean that would be the smoothest textual healing we 0:08:25.080 --> 0:08:28.600 ever did. But I can't believe I'm hoping for boring 0:08:28.640 --> 0:08:33.080 as we continue, but if he responds to that when 0:08:33.080 --> 0:08:38.160 we continue textual healing right after this hold on, we're 0:08:38.200 --> 0:08:40.400 just showing us we're in the middle of textual healing 0:08:40.440 --> 0:08:44.480 with our listener Brianna, who recently found her ex boyfriend's 0:08:44.559 --> 0:08:48.360 gold chain in her bathroom drawer, and the chain has 0:08:48.440 --> 0:08:51.480 sentimental value because his grandma gifted it to him, so 0:08:51.520 --> 0:08:53.600 she can't just toss it out or pawn it on 0:08:53.679 --> 0:08:55.240 eBay like most of us would. 0:08:55.360 --> 0:08:58.120 And she's actually a really nice person. Yeah, I mean, 0:08:58.960 --> 0:09:00.880 she's being much kinder your X and I would have. 0:09:00.920 --> 0:09:01.040 Ever. 0:09:01.240 --> 0:09:03.360 Yeah, oh, what would you do, bro, because you said 0:09:03.360 --> 0:09:04.280 you would hook up with him? 0:09:04.360 --> 0:09:04.560 Yeah? 0:09:04.559 --> 0:09:05.080 Well, I mean. 0:09:06.840 --> 0:09:08.040 That could also be punishment. 0:09:10.760 --> 0:09:12.839 But when she texted him to come by and get 0:09:12.840 --> 0:09:17.080 his chain, the X assumed that was an invitation to 0:09:17.200 --> 0:09:19.000 exchange more than just jewelry. 0:09:19.240 --> 0:09:21.040 Well, because of what happened last time. 0:09:20.880 --> 0:09:23.600 He stopped by, because last time he forgot his AirPods 0:09:23.679 --> 0:09:26.080 or something and they ended up hooking up. So he 0:09:26.320 --> 0:09:29.200 is coming by later today, which is why Brianna needs 0:09:29.240 --> 0:09:32.480 help making it clear there will be no romance happening, 0:09:32.559 --> 0:09:35.080 not tonight, not the next night, not ever. 0:09:35.360 --> 0:09:37.520 She's willing to give him the gold chain, but just 0:09:37.559 --> 0:09:38.240 to hand off. 0:09:38.360 --> 0:09:41.120 Yes, so Brooke came up with the text idea of 0:09:41.120 --> 0:09:45.400 sending him Honestly, last time didn't exactly leave me wanting more. 0:09:45.640 --> 0:09:49.160 We're good. Just get the chain, I get. 0:09:49.440 --> 0:09:53.480 I still love it is it is. It's harsh now. 0:09:54.640 --> 0:09:57.480 That was the goal. Yeah, yeah, Brianna. Has your ex 0:09:57.559 --> 0:09:58.360 responded to that? 0:09:59.240 --> 0:10:00.640 Yeah? He did? He did. 0:10:00.720 --> 0:10:03.320 Oh gosh, I don't have a smile in your voice. 0:10:03.200 --> 0:10:06.360 Yeah, he wrote, ha ha ha. Well I'm with someone 0:10:06.440 --> 0:10:08.880 you know anyway, and she doesn't have any complaints. 0:10:11.160 --> 0:10:12.360 You both went in that sense. 0:10:12.480 --> 0:10:14.520 There you go. So he's not somebody else. 0:10:14.760 --> 0:10:16.720 Congratulate him and say I'll see it. 0:10:16.760 --> 0:10:19.840 And really he's trying to make her jealous by pointing 0:10:19.880 --> 0:10:21.480 out that he has a new girl. 0:10:21.679 --> 0:10:23.319 It didn't work on us, though, but it doesn't work 0:10:23.320 --> 0:10:24.040 on her because. 0:10:23.920 --> 0:10:26.000 No, I'm just pointing out, like the point of his 0:10:26.160 --> 0:10:28.120 the ex boyfriend is trying to push back on you. 0:10:28.200 --> 0:10:31.200 Clearly, does that upset you that he's with somebody else? 0:10:31.880 --> 0:10:34.440 No, I just look, I just texted him back real 0:10:34.480 --> 0:10:37.640 quick because he's just acting like a child. 0:10:37.800 --> 0:10:39.640 But we're supposed to craft one together. 0:10:39.720 --> 0:10:41.679 To text back to acting like a child. He was 0:10:41.720 --> 0:10:43.440 just telling you that he's in a relationship. 0:10:44.080 --> 0:10:46.120 Well, I think you're right though, I think he was 0:10:46.120 --> 0:10:47.480 just trying to make me jealous. 0:10:47.520 --> 0:10:48.560 Pretend it's real. 0:10:49.840 --> 0:10:50.840 What do you what did you write? 0:10:51.000 --> 0:10:51.160 Oh? 0:10:51.240 --> 0:10:52.880 No, I just wrote where did you find her? The 0:10:52.880 --> 0:10:53.480 animal shelter? 0:10:53.800 --> 0:10:56.920 Like what. 0:10:57.120 --> 0:10:59.040 That's really? 0:10:59.080 --> 0:11:01.120 I mean it is kind of fun, but it's. 0:11:03.440 --> 0:11:04.000 Spirally. 0:11:04.240 --> 0:11:06.160 Yeah, we don't want to get like into a fight 0:11:06.240 --> 0:11:07.199 with him, right, you. 0:11:07.240 --> 0:11:08.320 Kind of escalated this. 0:11:08.600 --> 0:11:10.960 I didn't escalated. No, no, no, no, no, I didn't escalate. 0:11:11.000 --> 0:11:12.880 Does he escalated by bringing up some girl? 0:11:13.640 --> 0:11:16.080 And actually, if we really want to point fingers, brook 0:11:16.160 --> 0:11:18.040 is the one who came up with the first text, 0:11:18.880 --> 0:11:22.000 and it was kind of sassy and that started off 0:11:22.000 --> 0:11:22.600 this whole chain. 0:11:22.720 --> 0:11:25.080 New girlfriend escalated blame. 0:11:25.200 --> 0:11:26.840 I think the more we get into this, the more 0:11:26.880 --> 0:11:29.280 I'm started to feel that you still have feelings. 0:11:30.240 --> 0:11:31.400 You guys need closure. 0:11:31.559 --> 0:11:32.640 Brooks projecting again. 0:11:32.760 --> 0:11:36.120 I say, I just say no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, 0:11:36.120 --> 0:11:37.840 miss brook No, I do not want to get back 0:11:37.880 --> 0:11:40.320 together with him. I do not have feelings for him. 0:11:40.360 --> 0:11:42.520 That is that is a big fat no. 0:11:43.000 --> 0:11:44.679 Okay, I told you we should have said the fake 0:11:44.720 --> 0:11:47.520 boyfriend thing first, he beat us to it. 0:11:49.000 --> 0:11:51.840 Now you've already sent the animal shelter comment? Has he 0:11:51.880 --> 0:11:52.720 responded back? 0:11:53.240 --> 0:11:54.400 He did, Oh. 0:11:54.280 --> 0:11:56.480 God, please don't be something bad. 0:11:56.559 --> 0:11:57.319 What did he say? 0:11:57.720 --> 0:12:00.920 It's not bad, it's just stupid. It's like, if somebody 0:12:00.920 --> 0:12:03.160 sounds jealous, I can bring her with me and we 0:12:03.200 --> 0:12:05.120 can just act like adults and I get my necklace. 0:12:06.160 --> 0:12:06.560 I mean. 0:12:09.280 --> 0:12:12.720 Playing the mature card, right, That's what your guys fights 0:12:12.720 --> 0:12:13.880 were like when you were dating. 0:12:14.080 --> 0:12:17.320 Yeah, who's the anyone? And who's so mature to bring 0:12:17.360 --> 0:12:20.840 your new girlfriend to your ex girlfriend's apartment and parade 0:12:20.920 --> 0:12:21.680 her in front of you? 0:12:21.800 --> 0:12:26.240 I'm mature. Burn Yeah, it's like a. 0:12:26.240 --> 0:12:30.199 Sarcastic Yeah, totally. 0:12:29.160 --> 0:12:31.160 Jealous of his I love this too much. 0:12:33.880 --> 0:12:36.640 Okay, so what do we right back to respond to 0:12:36.760 --> 0:12:37.120 that with? 0:12:37.280 --> 0:12:38.480 Actually already texted him. 0:12:40.640 --> 0:12:42.280 The point of this segment. 0:12:42.440 --> 0:12:44.480 You call this for help. I don't care what. 0:12:47.480 --> 0:12:48.080 Did you say. 0:12:48.600 --> 0:12:51.120 I just I just said, please really don't bring her 0:12:51.160 --> 0:12:52.560 over here. I don't need her over here because we've 0:12:52.600 --> 0:12:54.320 already had the apartment's breaks with pests. 0:12:54.760 --> 0:12:55.559 Sprays. 0:12:56.880 --> 0:12:57.439 Mean about her. 0:12:59.840 --> 0:13:01.360 You are really good at burns there. 0:13:01.520 --> 0:13:04.120 I'm trying. 0:13:04.440 --> 0:13:07.760 Well, shoot, now you got to pay for pest, like 0:13:07.800 --> 0:13:10.040 she's some sort of cockroach or something. 0:13:10.400 --> 0:13:12.880 Wait for him, right, yeah, trust me, believe me, he's 0:13:12.920 --> 0:13:15.240 probably worse than that. If he's dating her, she's probably 0:13:15.240 --> 0:13:15.800 worse than that. 0:13:15.880 --> 0:13:18.480 Okay, but you were dating him at some point, so 0:13:18.640 --> 0:13:20.600 doesn't that make you on the same level as her? 0:13:20.720 --> 0:13:21.520 Yeah, it makes it worse. 0:13:21.679 --> 0:13:23.280 Yeah, but you know he was batting out of his 0:13:23.400 --> 0:13:29.720 league when he was with me, and. 0:13:27.040 --> 0:13:33.960 He's downgraded and all right, right yeah yeah, oh yeah. 0:13:34.080 --> 0:13:36.920 He said, you got to be kidding me. He said, 0:13:37.000 --> 0:13:38.600 she's not going to be with me, but I'm going 0:13:38.600 --> 0:13:40.160 to bring my overnight bag just in case. 0:13:40.440 --> 0:13:46.160 What Now, we went back to him hooking up with you. 0:13:46.960 --> 0:13:48.240 He got he got off track there. 0:13:49.240 --> 0:13:51.240 He's willing to take whatever he can get. Don't write 0:13:51.240 --> 0:13:55.200 anything back yet, Brionna. Okay, don't don't write anything. We 0:13:55.240 --> 0:13:58.080 want to help you craft next text one. 0:13:58.200 --> 0:14:00.679 I don't think this girlfriend even exists, to be honest, 0:14:00.720 --> 0:14:01.679 I think she's made up. 0:14:01.960 --> 0:14:04.160 That might be true, Okay, it might be true, but 0:14:04.200 --> 0:14:06.040 at this point he thinks he's coming over and he's 0:14:06.040 --> 0:14:06.760 gonna stay the night. 0:14:06.880 --> 0:14:09.640 Yeah, Because they're both being sassy back and forth, there's 0:14:09.720 --> 0:14:11.040 like a tension thing going on. 0:14:11.120 --> 0:14:13.440 How do you stop the tension? Does anybody know, Brianna? 0:14:13.480 --> 0:14:14.720 What are your thoughts right now? 0:14:14.760 --> 0:14:14.840 Like? 0:14:14.880 --> 0:14:15.959 What are you? 0:14:16.000 --> 0:14:17.960 Well, Like, I'm thinking about it, and I'm like, you 0:14:18.000 --> 0:14:19.640 know what, it's fine. I can handle this. Like he 0:14:19.680 --> 0:14:21.120 can just come over and watch a movie or whatever. 0:14:21.160 --> 0:14:22.920 But that's it. 0:14:26.120 --> 0:14:27.760 Now You're gonna invite him in to watch a movie 0:14:27.760 --> 0:14:28.280 with you? 0:14:28.360 --> 0:14:30.000 Yeah, because then that way he can see is like 0:14:30.040 --> 0:14:31.920 okayng of the movie and then he's gonna like close 0:14:31.960 --> 0:14:34.080 in and I'm gonna be like, Pisa, you need to go. 0:14:37.560 --> 0:14:38.200 The next morning. 0:14:38.480 --> 0:14:40.720 In the ten minutes that I've known you, I know. 0:14:43.000 --> 0:14:44.880 I think it'll be fine. I really do. I think 0:14:44.960 --> 0:14:46.200 if you can just come over. 0:14:46.280 --> 0:14:49.200 And you can take your shirt off, come inside, and 0:14:49.240 --> 0:14:50.840 then nothing will happen. I promise. 0:14:52.280 --> 0:14:53.840 Watch him forget the chain after all this. 0:14:54.760 --> 0:14:56.720 Oh god, so that's fine. So I just said him 0:14:56.720 --> 0:14:58.760 the movie text, tell me I can come over every week. 0:14:59.440 --> 0:15:02.640 You already said else you didn't have to do a 0:15:02.640 --> 0:15:03.760 lot of work today, Guys, are you. 0:15:06.320 --> 0:15:06.600 Okay? 0:15:06.800 --> 0:15:08.920 Look you don't understand. I've already said, like I'm not 0:15:08.920 --> 0:15:11.760 going to do anything. You're gonna come over to watch 0:15:11.800 --> 0:15:13.760 a movie and I'm going to kick him the beep out. 0:15:13.880 --> 0:15:19.560 Oh yeah, there's gonna be a lot of beep and that. 0:15:18.960 --> 0:15:20.800 You set those boundaries strong. 0:15:21.160 --> 0:15:24.280 Exactly, and so like just I'll just keep you guys pusted. 0:15:24.480 --> 0:15:25.000 What happened? 0:15:25.120 --> 0:15:27.560 Okay, I think we know what's gonna happen, But if 0:15:27.600 --> 0:15:29.320 you want to call us and confirm it, that would 0:15:29.360 --> 0:15:29.720 be great. 0:15:29.960 --> 0:15:31.640 You know what, You can say that, but trust me, 0:15:31.720 --> 0:15:34.160 you are going to be shocked and amazed because I 0:15:34.160 --> 0:15:36.640 am not doing anything. I'm kicking him out. 0:15:36.240 --> 0:15:39.640 I shocked and amazed if that actually happened. I do 0:15:39.680 --> 0:15:41.160 feel like she's going to find another item of his. 0:15:41.240 --> 0:15:45.400 In two more months, when you want your second date 0:15:45.480 --> 0:15:48.000 update with your ex boyfriend, will be here. She has 0:15:48.000 --> 0:15:51.240 a sock for you, all right, so we okay, So 0:15:51.280 --> 0:15:53.440 at this point, we started with you wanting to tell 0:15:53.480 --> 0:15:56.360 your ex boyfriend that there is no chance of any romance. 0:15:56.400 --> 0:15:58.840 You could just get his chain. Now we're inviting him 0:15:58.880 --> 0:16:00.960 inside the apartment to watch a movie. 0:16:00.680 --> 0:16:02.320 With his pants and then kick him out again. 0:16:02.640 --> 0:16:06.640 Yes, you better not kiss. 0:16:07.560 --> 0:16:08.480 We're in a good place. 0:16:09.040 --> 0:16:11.000 Oh I'm sorry, but that sounds like a good plan to. 0:16:10.960 --> 0:16:13.200 Me as long as you're happy. 0:16:13.840 --> 0:16:16.320 Freaking Jeffrey in the morning well. 0:16:16.160 --> 0:16:17.760 I've actually got an update. 0:16:17.920 --> 0:16:20.000 Oh my god, I'm an. 0:16:19.920 --> 0:16:23.960 Update from Brianna. She wrote to us. She said, dear 0:16:24.080 --> 0:16:27.280