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Speaker 1: Hey, no Sunday scaries when you got a full new

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Speaker 1: podcast to listen to, right, none of that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning and you

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Speaker 2: have found the Second Date Update podcast. And today on Sundays,

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Speaker 2: we always like to feature a new segment that we've

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Speaker 2: done during the week.

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Speaker 1: And this one is textual healing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's where somebody may need our help texting someone

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Speaker 2: for whatever reason, and we step in.

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Speaker 1: You know, those texts can be hard, especially when.

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Speaker 2: They're with your ex, which is today, Yes, which is today.

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Speaker 2: But before we get to today, what's a fun comment

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Speaker 2: for today?

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Speaker 3: Audrey said, so happy I got recommended your podcast. I

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Speaker 3: watched The Conjuring recently and haven't been able to sleep

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Speaker 3: a relevant But anyways, I play your podcast and it

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Speaker 3: always makes me crack up.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's scary, it is.

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Speaker 2: I won't watch it. I stopped watching scary movies when

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Speaker 2: I live by myself. Oh see, I couldn't do it again.

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Speaker 1: After that.

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Speaker 5: I never watched scary movies. And the first one that

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Speaker 5: I like, Okay, I'm gonna do it. Let's watch this one.

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Speaker 1: Maybe we should stop talking about it, because remember.

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Speaker 3: She gotjuring texting an X I don't know if it's

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Speaker 3: a scary.

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Speaker 1: We're about to find out. A new episode starts right now.

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Speaker 6: On this show, we're always trying to get people together,

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Speaker 6: whether it's two of our listeners for a second date yeh,

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Speaker 6: or hooking up our digital producer Jake with Brook's mom.

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Speaker 6: We are constantly trying to make love happen. Doesn't mean anything, Okay,

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Speaker 6: it's about love Brook, and it takes a lot of

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Speaker 6: work doing it every single day.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure.

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Speaker 6: That's why. Thank god, we have a woman on the

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Speaker 6: phone who wants us to do the exact opposite.

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Speaker 1: Oh, she needs.

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Speaker 6: To make it clear no love will happen between her

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Speaker 6: and one dude who's coming over to her place later,

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Speaker 6: and this particular situation is extremely awkward for her. You'll

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Speaker 6: understand why she needs our help when we do some

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Speaker 6: textual healing. Coming up next text you will healing textual.

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Speaker 6: Most people who need help texting are ninety six year

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Speaker 6: old grandmas who can't figure out which side of the

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Speaker 6: iPhone is the touch part. But occasionally regular folks need

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Speaker 6: assistance with texting too, when they're in an awkward predicament

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Speaker 6: and they aren't sure what to write to.

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Speaker 1: One of our ninety five year old listeners.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, might be, it might be.

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Speaker 6: That's the whole reason we created this segment, Textual Healing,

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Speaker 6: where we assist listeners of all ages, grandmas to newborns,

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Speaker 6: sweet and we help them craft the perfect message. And

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Speaker 6: who's emailed the show today requesting our textual expertise or expertise.

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Speaker 6: Her name is Brianna. Brianna, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 7: Hi, thank you. I appreciate you taking my call.

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Speaker 1: You're welcome, Brianna, and we're going to be taking your text.

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Speaker 6: Yeah possible.

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Speaker 7: Oh I see what you did.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm really smart. We're really the smartest guy on

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Speaker 4: the show.

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Speaker 6: So Brianna, tell us about what's your awkward situation and

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Speaker 6: why do you need our help?

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Speaker 7: So I just don't know what you're say and I'm

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Speaker 7: hoping you guys can help me. So I had a

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Speaker 7: guy over for a date. That's not the problem.

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Speaker 1: That is a good thing to say our show, Like,

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Speaker 1: let me.

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Speaker 7: Just start that right there. But he found a gold

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Speaker 7: but I look at it and I realized it's my

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Speaker 7: ex boyfriend.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, dude, I can't believe your date was snooping

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Speaker 2: in your bathroom drawers.

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Speaker 7: Well, no, I asked him to get something out from me.

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Speaker 3: Oh, okay, okay, is it expensive gold chains? I wouldn't

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Speaker 4: Thin one or what?

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Speaker 7: Well, it's it's real gold, Like it's real. But it's

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Speaker 7: something I would have thrown out, except that his grandmother

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Speaker 7: gave it to him, like it's got sentimental values.

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Speaker 1: To gosh, you got to give it back to him.

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Speaker 7: I know. But well, see now you're kind of getting

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Speaker 7: to exactly my problem because I texted him and I said, hey,

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Speaker 7: if I entertained, you want to come grab it? And

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Speaker 7: he sends me back this text and he's like, oh,

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Speaker 7: sure you did. You can just say you want some

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Speaker 7: of this with like one of those little squirky winky Oh.

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Speaker 1: I see why it's your ex Yeah.

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Speaker 6: But in his defense, you did say you want to

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Speaker 6: lot of different ways. I'm just saying, yeah.

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Speaker 7: I did definitely set myself up for that one. And

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Speaker 7: part of how I set myself up for it was

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Speaker 7: that two months ago his AirPods were still here. We

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Speaker 6: Yeah, oh okay, so there's precedence for this now.

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Speaker 1: I mean, unfortunately is going to come over. It's just

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Speaker 6: Okay, keeping X is away from Brooks House, it's just

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Speaker 2: I mean, that's why you got to meet in a

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Speaker 6: That's parking lot with a gorgeous view the city.

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Speaker 7: Yeah. So I just I need to be able to

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Speaker 7: text him in a way that he knows is like, no,

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Speaker 7: that's not what I want. I just want you to

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Speaker 7: get your stuff, okay, And he's coming over at sixth tonight,

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Speaker 7: Like he's already said straight up that he's coming over.

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Speaker 2: I understand why his response was the grab it saying

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Speaker 6: Yeah, he's thinking that you're trying to set it up again.

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Speaker 6: But can't you just tell him like no, I'm just

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Speaker 7: I could, but I just don't wanted to get stolen because,

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Speaker 7: like I said, his grandmother gave it time. So that's

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Speaker 7: why I didn't just put it in the mail.

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Speaker 2: Can I ask, yeah, is there any part of you

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Speaker 7: No?

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Speaker 1: Just jacket?

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Speaker 7: Mean that's a fair question. But yeah, if you've been

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Speaker 1: Like what was the last thing that was said between

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Speaker 7: The last thing was that he was going to come

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it was kind of gross.

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Speaker 6: And yeah, okay, so the wheels are already in motion.

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Speaker 6: You're trying to make it really really clear to him

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Speaker 7: Feelings there right like, you're not coming inside. I'm just

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Speaker 7: going to hand it to you at the door. Peace out,

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Speaker 4: It should be easy.

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Speaker 5: What you should just be able to say, Hi, I

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Speaker 4: That's it.

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Speaker 2: I think you need more than that. I think you

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Speaker 1: Yeah, boyfriend already?

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Speaker 2: Right then?

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Speaker 7: Does that not make me kind of sound like a why.

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Speaker 4: Do you care?

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Speaker 1: It's your ex? You know?

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Speaker 3: You're right, You're right.

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Speaker 6: It sounds like you're trying to make him jealous a.

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Speaker 7: Little bit like that's what I'm afraid of.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, can you say I poop my pants?

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Speaker 4: I have to change?

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Speaker 1: No, I would.

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Speaker 7: Probably take care of it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, let's hope he doesn't have a rebuttal for that.

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Speaker 6: Can you be like really direct and say I think

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Speaker 7: I mean, yeah, just be like you don't flatter yourself?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, or you really want him to leave you alone?

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Speaker 2: You say, well, last time was pretty disappointing, so I

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Speaker 3: Honestly, that's how my friends text their X like every

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Speaker 7: Be a lie.

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Speaker 6: So so let's let's be direct. Sprinkle a little bit

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Speaker 4: Bad in bed?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's probably take it as a joke.

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Speaker 7: Well, I don't wan him to take it as a

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Speaker 6: Be like a huh, we probably should sprinkle a little

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Speaker 6: So if you're like, well, slow down, Romeo, last time

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Speaker 6: didn't go so well, you're reading too far into this, okay.

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Speaker 7: Or I just want to hand it off at the door,

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Speaker 1: About last time didn't leave me wanting more? We're good.

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Speaker 5: I still feel like if you put yourself in a

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Speaker 4: A helper now.

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Speaker 7: I think it might because I didn't say so. He

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Speaker 7: was like, I'm coming over tomorrow at six, Like I

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Speaker 6: Okay, you can say I like the one that Brookes

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Speaker 6: said last time didn't leave me? What did you say?

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Speaker 1: I said, last time didn't leave me wanting Moore?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, we're good. We're good.

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Speaker 1: I feel like this is going to be really simple.

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Speaker 6: See at six did you send it?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Okay, this may be the most boring.

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Speaker 1: UH want to right back, and he says, okay, it's like.

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Speaker 4: I have a great day. Okay.

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Speaker 6: I mean that would be the smoothest textual healing we

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Speaker 6: ever did. But I can't believe I'm hoping for boring

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Speaker 6: as we continue, but if he responds to that when

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Speaker 6: we continue textual healing right after this hold on, we're

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Speaker 6: just showing us we're in the middle of textual healing

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Speaker 6: with our listener Brianna, who recently found her ex boyfriend's

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Speaker 6: gold chain in her bathroom drawer, and the chain has

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Speaker 6: sentimental value because his grandma gifted it to him, so

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Speaker 6: she can't just toss it out or pawn it on

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Speaker 6: eBay like most of us would.

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Speaker 2: And she's actually a really nice person. Yeah, I mean,

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Speaker 2: she's being much kinder your X and I would have.

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Speaker 1: Ever.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, oh, what would you do, bro, because you said

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Speaker 6: you would hook up with him?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean.

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Speaker 1: That could also be punishment.

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Speaker 6: But when she texted him to come by and get

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Speaker 6: his chain, the X assumed that was an invitation to

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Speaker 1: Well, because of what happened last time.

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Speaker 4: She's willing to give him the gold chain, but just

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Speaker 6: Yes, so Brooke came up with the text idea of

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Speaker 6: We're good. Just get the chain, I get.

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Speaker 1: I still love it is it is. It's harsh now.

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Speaker 6: That was the goal. Yeah, yeah, Brianna. Has your ex

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Speaker 7: Yeah? He did? He did.

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Speaker 1: Oh gosh, I don't have a smile in your voice.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, he wrote, ha ha ha. Well I'm with someone

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Speaker 4: You both went in that sense.

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Speaker 1: There you go. So he's not somebody else.

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Speaker 4: Congratulate him and say I'll see it.

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Speaker 6: And really he's trying to make her jealous by pointing

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Speaker 4: It didn't work on us, though, but it doesn't work

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Speaker 6: No, I'm just pointing out, like the point of his

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Speaker 2: Clearly, does that upset you that he's with somebody else?

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Speaker 7: No, I just look, I just texted him back real

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Speaker 6: But we're supposed to craft one together.

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Speaker 1: To text back to acting like a child. He was

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Speaker 7: Well, I think you're right though, I think he was

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Speaker 1: Pretend it's real.

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Speaker 6: What do you what did you write?

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Speaker 7: No, I just wrote where did you find her? The

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Speaker 1: Like what.

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Speaker 4: That's really?

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Speaker 6: I mean it is kind of fun, but it's.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, we don't want to get like into a fight

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Speaker 4: Kind of escalated this.

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Speaker 7: I didn't escalated. No, no, no, no, no, I didn't escalate.

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Speaker 7: Does he escalated by bringing up some girl?

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Speaker 6: And actually, if we really want to point fingers, brook

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Speaker 4: New girlfriend escalated blame.

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Speaker 2: I think the more we get into this, the more

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Speaker 4: You guys need closure.

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Speaker 6: Brooks projecting again.

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Speaker 7: I say, I just say no, no, no, no, no, no no, no,

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Speaker 7: miss brook No, I do not want to get back

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Speaker 7: That is that is a big fat no.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I told you we should have said the fake

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Speaker 6: Now you've already sent the animal shelter comment? Has he

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Speaker 7: He did, Oh.

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Speaker 4: God, please don't be something bad.

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Speaker 6: What did he say?

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Speaker 7: It's not bad, it's just stupid. It's like, if somebody

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Speaker 7: I mean.

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Speaker 2: Playing the mature card, right, That's what your guys fights

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Speaker 6: Yeah, who's the anyone? And who's so mature to bring

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Speaker 4: I'm mature. Burn Yeah, it's like a.

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Speaker 2: Sarcastic Yeah, totally.

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Speaker 4: Jealous of his I love this too much.

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Speaker 6: Okay, so what do we right back to respond to

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Speaker 7: Actually already texted him.

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Speaker 6: The point of this segment.

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Speaker 1: You call this for help. I don't care what.

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Speaker 6: Did you say.

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Speaker 7: I just I just said, please really don't bring her

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Speaker 4: Sprays.

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Speaker 1: Mean about her.

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Speaker 4: You are really good at burns there.

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Speaker 7: I'm trying.

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Speaker 2: Well, shoot, now you got to pay for pest, like

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Speaker 7: Wait for him, right, yeah, trust me, believe me, he's

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Speaker 7: probably worse than that. If he's dating her, she's probably

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Speaker 2: Okay, but you were dating him at some point, so

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Speaker 2: doesn't that make you on the same level as her?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it makes it worse.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, but you know he was batting out of his

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Speaker 6: He's downgraded and all right, right yeah yeah, oh yeah.

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Speaker 7: He said, you got to be kidding me. He said,

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Speaker 7: she's not going to be with me, but I'm going

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Speaker 7: to bring my overnight bag just in case.

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Speaker 2: What Now, we went back to him hooking up with you.

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Speaker 1: He got he got off track there.

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Speaker 6: He's willing to take whatever he can get. Don't write

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Speaker 6: anything back yet, Brionna. Okay, don't don't write anything. We

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Speaker 2: I don't think this girlfriend even exists, to be honest,

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Speaker 2: I think she's made up.

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Speaker 6: That might be true, Okay, it might be true, but

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Speaker 6: at this point he thinks he's coming over and he's

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Because they're both being sassy back and forth, there's

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Speaker 4: How do you stop the tension? Does anybody know, Brianna?

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Speaker 6: What are your thoughts right now?

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Speaker 1: Like?

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Speaker 6: What are you?

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Speaker 7: Well, Like, I'm thinking about it, and I'm like, you

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Speaker 7: know what, it's fine. I can handle this. Like he

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Speaker 7: But that's it.

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Speaker 6: Now You're gonna invite him in to watch a movie

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Speaker 7: Yeah, because then that way he can see is like

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Speaker 4: The next morning.

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Speaker 1: In the ten minutes that I've known you, I know.

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Speaker 7: I think it'll be fine. I really do. I think

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Speaker 6: And you can take your shirt off, come inside, and

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Speaker 6: then nothing will happen. I promise.

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Speaker 4: Watch him forget the chain after all this.

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Speaker 7: Oh god, so that's fine. So I just said him

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Speaker 7: the movie text, tell me I can come over every week.

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Speaker 4: You already said else you didn't have to do a

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Speaker 4: lot of work today, Guys, are you.

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 7: Look you don't understand. I've already said, like I'm not

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Speaker 7: a movie and I'm going to kick him the beep out.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, there's gonna be a lot of beep and that.

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Speaker 1: You set those boundaries strong.

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Speaker 7: Exactly, and so like just I'll just keep you guys pusted.

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Speaker 7: What happened?

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Speaker 2: Okay, I think we know what's gonna happen, But if

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Speaker 7: You know what, You can say that, but trust me,

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Speaker 1: I shocked and amazed if that actually happened. I do

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Speaker 6: In two more months, when you want your second date

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Speaker 6: update with your ex boyfriend, will be here. She has

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Speaker 6: a sock for you, all right, so we okay, So

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Speaker 6: You could just get his chain. Now we're inviting him

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Speaker 1: With his pants and then kick him out again.

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Speaker 4: Yes, you better not kiss.

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Speaker 6: We're in a good place.

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Speaker 7: Oh I'm sorry, but that sounds like a good plan to.

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Speaker 6: Me as long as you're happy.

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Speaker 1: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning well.

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Speaker 6: I've actually got an update.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm an.

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Speaker 6: Update from Brianna. She wrote to us. She said, dear

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Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey, thanks again for your help. Although I

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Speaker 4: Okay, she thinks she doesn't need advice.

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Speaker 1: But she says, I wish she would have listened to it.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I didn't even here, she says. F Yi, he

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Speaker 1: Yeah right.

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Speaker 6: She does go on and say, but the next morning

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Speaker 1: Good. She just needs to lead into it. Just get

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Speaker 4: She's lying to herself.

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Speaker 6: She says, that was the last time ever, So I

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Speaker 6: hope he enjoyed it. Love always your fan, Brianna.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, I can't wait for our next update for

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Speaker 1: three months and then hooked up again.

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Speaker 4: I found a paper clip you left over here.

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Speaker 6: Oh my god. But hey, if you ever need help

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Speaker 6: with texting with your dating life. With anything, you can

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Speaker 6: always email the show. We'll reach out to that person

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Speaker 6: for you. Rookie Jeffrey in the morning