WEBVTT - Episode 262: Uber Pool for You, Bitch (Feat. Tinashe) 0:00:02.240 --> 0:00:05.720 What's up? What's up? Is liot service? I mean j McGuire, 0:00:05.960 --> 0:00:08.760 I'm Lauri, y'all, I'm Jazz and Brand and we got 0:00:08.760 --> 0:00:11.240 a special guest. And she is a virgin to lip service. 0:00:11.280 --> 0:00:19.880 So wherever, Hey, girl, Hey, are you ready? I'm ready? 0:00:19.880 --> 0:00:23.680 Are you ready's ready? Ready? You're the girl? No, I 0:00:23.800 --> 0:00:25.680 just want to know because she says she's a virgin 0:00:25.840 --> 0:00:28.600 to lip service. Angela said that, So I just want 0:00:28.600 --> 0:00:30.320 to make sure she's ready because and then it's a 0:00:30.320 --> 0:00:34.360 complet question to ask off the break before are you ready? 0:00:34.479 --> 0:00:38.320 How far do you want to go? Let's see. I 0:00:38.320 --> 0:00:42.760 don't know what y'all got, you know what? I was 0:00:42.800 --> 0:00:45.480 just telling to show you how I was at Tonase's 0:00:45.479 --> 0:00:48.840 twenty one birthday party. So I feel really old today. Yes, 0:00:49.360 --> 0:00:51.560 you would turning this funny one. It was on the rooftop. 0:00:51.760 --> 0:00:56.840 I was there too. Yeah, yeah, I remember this party. 0:00:57.520 --> 0:00:59.880 It was like yeah, stop. It was in New York. 0:01:00.160 --> 0:01:02.720 M hmm. I know which when you're talking about I 0:01:02.760 --> 0:01:04.919 know which when you're talking. It had that like fish tank. 0:01:05.240 --> 0:01:09.440 Yeah yeah, I don't know why. Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, yes, 0:01:09.520 --> 0:01:15.240 I remember that impersonate building was behind us. Of course 0:01:17.240 --> 0:01:19.640 on thurthday like a special you know, because you know 0:01:19.680 --> 0:01:22.520 people turned twenty one, it's a big deal. But you've 0:01:22.560 --> 0:01:26.040 been traveling doing stuff on the road, so didn't even matter. 0:01:26.440 --> 0:01:28.640 I mean it wasn't like I've never had a drink before, 0:01:28.760 --> 0:01:33.040 so I mean no, but it's still it's still cool 0:01:33.120 --> 0:01:36.720 to be able to, like we legally go into the spots. 0:01:37.440 --> 0:01:39.440 What's the first thing you did with your I D though, 0:01:39.480 --> 0:01:41.479 Like we're the point where you knew someone was gonna 0:01:41.520 --> 0:01:43.600 have for your I D. I had a fake since 0:01:43.600 --> 0:01:48.240 I was like six year seventeen, I've been sneaking in 0:01:48.280 --> 0:01:50.720 the spots. I couldn't wait. I went to a place 0:01:50.720 --> 0:01:52.400 that I just knew they were gonna ask for my 0:01:52.480 --> 0:01:57.320 i DS that I go perfectly with like no makeup, 0:01:57.480 --> 0:02:00.960 like looking busted like and it's gonna be the real 0:02:01.080 --> 0:02:05.400 real test fight. I was like a child, looking like 0:02:05.440 --> 0:02:07.960 I'm like sixteen years old and asked for wine. I 0:02:07.960 --> 0:02:09.519 think I was with my parents too, like on my 0:02:09.639 --> 0:02:17.280 real twenty first birthday parents party at my parents house 0:02:17.280 --> 0:02:19.160 in Turn, and there was a huge fight and the 0:02:19.200 --> 0:02:22.840 police came. Who was a who was fighting? And no, 0:02:24.040 --> 0:02:27.200 actually now I know, actually Benny Boom was fighting. Why 0:02:27.280 --> 0:02:33.040 what the hell? Yeah, that's random random? What was lit? Lovely? 0:02:33.120 --> 0:02:35.679 I would sell card to Nase right now, Like I'll 0:02:35.720 --> 0:02:39.320 be like crazy, Now you can't have that drink. You know, 0:02:39.400 --> 0:02:42.000 you gotta be twenty one to buy blunts and everything. Now, Um, 0:02:42.040 --> 0:02:44.839 we're really Do you remember your twenty first birthday? Hmm? 0:02:45.639 --> 0:02:48.960 I did that? Um, Mr Child, the one by Andrew's job. 0:02:49.360 --> 0:02:51.400 I had a birthday party there and then we went 0:02:51.520 --> 0:02:55.240 to PM after well it was called PM then, and um, 0:02:55.280 --> 0:02:57.080 I just went out and like I knew. I was 0:02:57.120 --> 0:02:59.480 cool with the club owner because, like you, I was 0:02:59.520 --> 0:03:02.880 in the club ever since like a teenager. So I 0:03:02.919 --> 0:03:05.160 was cool with the club owner and he gave us 0:03:05.200 --> 0:03:08.440 his table and we just kind of like finally and io, 0:03:08.800 --> 0:03:12.679 yeah I was here illegally for years now. Yeah, exactly. No, 0:03:12.880 --> 0:03:15.120 he had no clue that it was my twenty first birthday. 0:03:15.120 --> 0:03:18.160 It was just my birthday because he's seen me for years. 0:03:18.160 --> 0:03:21.160 So it's like that's the gag is when you actually 0:03:21.160 --> 0:03:23.800 turned twenty one and you have to give him. Like 0:03:23.800 --> 0:03:25.400 one of my friends had a fake idea with like 0:03:25.440 --> 0:03:28.120 someone else's name on it. Every year he's been going 0:03:28.120 --> 0:03:29.839 to the spot and he would call his other name 0:03:30.080 --> 0:03:32.359 that when she turned twenty one started using her real 0:03:32.400 --> 0:03:35.920 idea and like she just switched identities completely and like 0:03:35.960 --> 0:03:38.880 it's never hilarious. Never get away with that no more. 0:03:39.000 --> 0:03:41.240 I feel like I feel like it's too strict now 0:03:41.280 --> 0:03:46.800 and yeah, yeah, I almost to leave same time. It's 0:03:46.800 --> 0:03:48.560 because they was like this isn't you want to? I 0:03:48.600 --> 0:03:51.240 was like, I changed my hair color. It's not that serious, 0:03:51.480 --> 0:03:55.600 Like du people did that? Shut up now? They did 0:03:55.600 --> 0:03:57.880 it all throughout her video. I was like, who is that? 0:03:58.600 --> 0:04:02.320 Switched it up? I I like, I like the what 0:04:02.440 --> 0:04:04.840 you call the thing, the mullet. I like ullet that 0:04:04.960 --> 0:04:07.640 was live. I had a vision. I was like I 0:04:07.680 --> 0:04:12.080 wanted to mullet that was from you think of like 0:04:12.360 --> 0:04:18.039 um trill or trash. To me, that was fly business 0:04:18.040 --> 0:04:25.600 at the front party in the bag and he was 0:04:25.720 --> 0:04:29.360 live streaming. You was live streaming on their getting nasty. 0:04:29.880 --> 0:04:34.280 That was the concept to me was like quarantine fantasy, 0:04:34.640 --> 0:04:38.440 like like we're stuck in this place and this is 0:04:38.640 --> 0:04:41.320 say like also kind of an homage to all this 0:04:41.440 --> 0:04:46.320 weird virtual stuff that we've been doing, because everything has 0:04:46.360 --> 0:04:49.040 become this weird like performance from your home. So I 0:04:49.080 --> 0:04:50.719 was like, imagine what it would be like. It's like 0:04:50.800 --> 0:04:54.440 say this character was live streaming twenty four hours a 0:04:54.520 --> 0:04:56.920 day and kind of lose his sense of like what's 0:04:56.960 --> 0:05:00.920 reality what's not reality? Are am I inside the house 0:05:00.960 --> 0:05:03.120 and I outside the house? Like just kind of going 0:05:03.160 --> 0:05:05.279 crazy a little bit like this quarantine kind of makes 0:05:05.279 --> 0:05:10.680 you a little nutty sometimes. I was thinking that from 0:05:10.680 --> 0:05:12.920 that video. I was like, I feel like to nactually 0:05:13.000 --> 0:05:17.200 likes to play dress up in the bedroom. I really 0:05:17.240 --> 0:05:22.839 felt that way. Huh, what about life? I just like 0:05:22.920 --> 0:05:24.840 to have fun, you know, like I'm a bit like, 0:05:24.920 --> 0:05:29.039 let's throwing a wig? So role play is that's something 0:05:29.080 --> 0:05:33.440 that you would ever like introduce? Why not? Absolutely? But 0:05:33.520 --> 0:05:36.880 I've never actually I can't say that I've ever fully 0:05:37.520 --> 0:05:40.000 like committed like to the wigs and stuff, Like I've 0:05:40.040 --> 0:05:45.920 never like came in the spot like but like I'd 0:05:45.920 --> 0:05:48.599 be fine, I'm down. But you can really dance to 0:05:48.720 --> 0:05:50.000 do you have? Do you ever dance for your man? 0:05:50.760 --> 0:05:55.320 You better? I mean yes, but not like not like 0:05:55.920 --> 0:05:58.280 not like strip club, but more like yeah, not like 0:05:58.400 --> 0:06:03.360 not like formally Okay, like how do you started? Are 0:06:03.360 --> 0:06:05.320 you like all right, I'm gonna put together this routine 0:06:05.720 --> 0:06:12.280 and then you do it? Or like, right, they weren't 0:06:12.279 --> 0:06:16.800 feel cheated. If you didn't dance, you have to like 0:06:18.320 --> 0:06:20.839 that made me a fan. We were at a show 0:06:21.000 --> 0:06:23.719 I actually went with and another time we went to 0:06:23.760 --> 0:06:26.920 a show that you had. I heard I believe and 0:06:27.040 --> 0:06:30.400 you perform, and I was like, this girl is you know, 0:06:30.560 --> 0:06:33.240 she's good, Like she can dance, she can sing, like 0:06:33.320 --> 0:06:36.599 you are really good at performing. So like you said, 0:06:36.680 --> 0:06:40.000 and if you didn't perform, or whoever you were dating 0:06:40.040 --> 0:06:41.720 at the time, I'll be like, hold on now, all 0:06:41.760 --> 0:06:45.880 that ship I've seen on stage here, if you didn't, 0:06:46.360 --> 0:06:50.240 he don't get the massage. Have you all seen her 0:06:50.360 --> 0:06:56.039 her dad dance together? Now, I haven't hurt on the law. 0:06:56.120 --> 0:07:00.800 Her dad kind of eats her up. Sometimes you got 0:07:00.800 --> 0:07:05.080 some moves somewhere A person's where you get it from. 0:07:05.560 --> 0:07:07.760 Let me ask you to since you're close with your appearance, right, 0:07:08.120 --> 0:07:11.080 do you tell them? Like when you lost your virginity, 0:07:11.280 --> 0:07:16.440 I didn't tell him. But because because she started and different, 0:07:16.480 --> 0:07:19.800 you got a little you had a little pet go up, 0:07:20.040 --> 0:07:24.120 Like I got a phone call. I got a phone call. 0:07:24.160 --> 0:07:29.680 It in the middle of it, like where are you No, Yeah, 0:07:29.880 --> 0:07:32.160 I did the phone in the middle of losing your virginity. 0:07:32.920 --> 0:07:36.920 I knew it was my dad. Sometimes I'm not about 0:07:36.920 --> 0:07:40.400 to play that. I'm going home. So how did he 0:07:40.560 --> 0:07:43.240 how did he know? Who told him that? You both 0:07:43.520 --> 0:07:48.880 down at instinct? Apparently instinct? Wo, it's not got the 0:07:48.920 --> 0:07:51.600 house like maybe two or three times in my life, 0:07:51.720 --> 0:07:56.239 and every single time just new like how like how 0:07:57.280 --> 0:08:03.000 back in the virginity thing? So you didn't finish, So 0:08:04.960 --> 0:08:09.040 don't count. That don't count. Oh don't I don't count. 0:08:10.720 --> 0:08:13.960 You know he went live as soon as she went dry, 0:08:14.120 --> 0:08:16.080 because that would have made me to be like hell no, 0:08:16.880 --> 0:08:19.240 I was out of there so fast. I don't like, 0:08:19.280 --> 0:08:22.800 all right, that's it. So did you end up losing 0:08:22.800 --> 0:08:25.560 your virginity to him later at a later time? Oh? 0:08:25.640 --> 0:08:32.679 That was it? Yeah? They you count? I was. I 0:08:32.720 --> 0:08:35.079 was like so surematized. I didn't have sex for like 0:08:35.559 --> 0:08:39.360 a year. God do it? No, definitely do it. Your 0:08:39.440 --> 0:08:42.520 dad was like yes. I was like, that wasn't have fun, 0:08:42.679 --> 0:08:45.880 that wasn't worth it. And you got a chastity belt 0:08:45.920 --> 0:08:47.959 on you. You just can't see it. It must have 0:08:48.000 --> 0:08:51.280 been invisible visible. Yeah. Yeah, that is the cop blocker 0:08:51.320 --> 0:08:55.520 of all cop blocking cop blockers. Okay, do that I 0:08:55.600 --> 0:09:00.080 know he's still to this day, it's probably like, yeah, it. 0:09:01.920 --> 0:09:03.520 I never really talked to him about it, so I 0:09:03.520 --> 0:09:07.439 don't know. I was still cool. Oh yeah, oh I'm 0:09:07.440 --> 0:09:11.280 talking about my parents. I don't know your parents, like 0:09:11.280 --> 0:09:15.599 I'm a hotel that I'm talking years. Yeah. I was 0:09:15.679 --> 0:09:19.439 having this discussion with Jasmine earlier. Have you ever held 0:09:19.480 --> 0:09:22.120 back on having an orgasm? You know how sometimes that 0:09:22.160 --> 0:09:23.960 you're about to come and then you stop yourself. I 0:09:24.000 --> 0:09:27.040 know guys do it all the time, but just for fun, 0:09:27.880 --> 0:09:30.199 well just because you don't whatever reason, like maybe you 0:09:30.200 --> 0:09:35.719 don't want to come yet, not really not really like 0:09:35.800 --> 0:09:40.800 why for why? Life short? Life is short? But's that nut. 0:09:41.840 --> 0:09:43.400 But I was saying when I was we were talking 0:09:43.400 --> 0:09:47.200 about it, I was saying, I stopped myself two times. Number. 0:09:47.200 --> 0:09:49.440 The first time was because I was in my ex 0:09:49.559 --> 0:09:51.520 is his mom's basement, and I was scared I was 0:09:51.520 --> 0:09:53.719 gonna be too loud. It was like the middle of 0:09:53.760 --> 0:09:55.760 the night. So I was just like, but then, why 0:09:56.120 --> 0:09:59.040 why engage in the first place. It wasn't I didn't 0:09:59.040 --> 0:10:03.360 initiate it. I was just going to I kind of 0:10:03.720 --> 0:10:05.880 am a little it's a little it's a little childish, 0:10:05.920 --> 0:10:08.920 but I am a little out sometimes? Why is that childish? 0:10:10.080 --> 0:10:13.200 I like jazz calmed down. You don't need to. It's 0:10:13.280 --> 0:10:17.679 just a girl. When the spirit move, you got to 0:10:17.720 --> 0:10:20.320 boost that ego. I don't think when the spirit moves, 0:10:20.400 --> 0:10:22.480 you got to let it out. Baby sucking in the 0:10:22.520 --> 0:10:28.360 mom's basement is now the problem. I was younger, Okay, okay, 0:10:28.360 --> 0:10:30.560 thank god? Yeah, so what's the second time? Oh? The 0:10:30.600 --> 0:10:33.199 second time was this guy I was with. It was 0:10:33.559 --> 0:10:36.640 so good that I would like come really fast, and 0:10:36.640 --> 0:10:38.640 so I was embarrassed about it would just it would 0:10:38.640 --> 0:10:40.960 just happen consistently too fast, and I just was like, 0:10:41.040 --> 0:10:43.680 this is he was fine with it. I just felt 0:10:43.679 --> 0:10:47.960 again I felt it was child I'm what's this a right? 0:10:48.200 --> 0:10:52.080 And wait? You can't come again? Um? I can, but 0:10:52.160 --> 0:10:54.400 I prefer not to. I prefer to just to have 0:10:54.520 --> 0:10:56.440 one full one and just let him go and then 0:10:56.480 --> 0:11:01.199 just be done. But this is another getting hot talking 0:11:01.200 --> 0:11:04.000 about this. But I'm just crvous because it's like, do 0:11:04.120 --> 0:11:06.720 you say, like, get off of me after you come? 0:11:07.240 --> 0:11:10.760 Just I just I just was holding it after Yeah, 0:11:10.760 --> 0:11:13.120 I would say this like after I come, it's kind 0:11:13.120 --> 0:11:17.480 of like I'm done in my head. I'm head. Really, 0:11:17.559 --> 0:11:22.160 you don't I back to back like that. I need 0:11:22.160 --> 0:11:25.439 a break like a guy, you do. Most guys soill 0:11:25.480 --> 0:11:28.199 need breaks. I don't want to all of them. I 0:11:28.240 --> 0:11:33.440 want to keep going. Yeah I might. So you guys 0:11:33.640 --> 0:11:38.079 have multiple orgasm and you keep gonna keep going, keep going. Yeah, yeah, 0:11:38.800 --> 0:11:41.000 and I shud think the best something right now? Right. 0:11:41.120 --> 0:11:43.360 I think if it's my client, it's a different story. 0:11:43.480 --> 0:11:46.000 Like it's like he's giving me head and I come 0:11:46.040 --> 0:11:48.719 through my clay. Yeah that same. Yeah, it's kind of like, 0:11:48.760 --> 0:11:52.199 don't touch my right. But if it's orgasm dead, we 0:11:52.280 --> 0:11:55.680 got a couple in there. Um, I stopped myself from 0:11:55.760 --> 0:11:59.439 heaven orgasms when when his head, that's really really good. 0:11:59.559 --> 0:12:02.880 Or if I'm being because I just like that almost 0:12:02.960 --> 0:12:05.959 there feeling and pull back and they're like no, not yet, 0:12:06.240 --> 0:12:09.040 I think that's a masturbating thing. I think if you're like, 0:12:09.120 --> 0:12:11.880 all right, I don't want to come right like now, 0:12:11.960 --> 0:12:15.000 because you can make yourself come faster. I feel like me, 0:12:15.080 --> 0:12:17.640 I can make myself come like immediately. So if I'm 0:12:17.679 --> 0:12:19.640 trying to yeah, if I'm trying to make it last 0:12:19.679 --> 0:12:22.600 little a little longer than yeah, I might stop myself 0:12:22.640 --> 0:12:25.840 from coming or like do something different or whatever. Just 0:12:25.880 --> 0:12:28.000 like with sex, you know, when you switch positions, that 0:12:28.160 --> 0:12:31.199 kind of like takes a little longer time. And I say, 0:12:31.720 --> 0:12:38.800 have you been masturbating more during quarantine? I did less. 0:12:39.320 --> 0:12:47.240 I've been uninspired. Do you have maturating. I haven't been dating, 0:12:47.240 --> 0:12:50.160 so it's just been like I've just been getting through 0:12:50.240 --> 0:12:52.320 day to day, you know, like just one day at 0:12:52.320 --> 0:12:54.200 a time, during one day at a time, So no 0:12:54.440 --> 0:13:01.040 human masturbat or no human deal. Though, No, you don't 0:13:01.080 --> 0:13:04.440 masturbate more when you're not dating. Honestly, No, I like 0:13:04.559 --> 0:13:07.680 just kind of don't focus on it. It's what I 0:13:07.720 --> 0:13:10.240 think about it more, honestly, for me, it's like when 0:13:10.280 --> 0:13:13.600 I'm having more sex. Yeah, because the more good sex 0:13:13.679 --> 0:13:15.679 you get, the more good sex you want. So, like 0:13:15.880 --> 0:13:17.480 I'm gonna ask you this if we're gonna playing a 0:13:17.480 --> 0:13:20.720 little game, and this is called first impressions, and I 0:13:20.800 --> 0:13:23.199 want to know because you know, we all make judgments 0:13:23.240 --> 0:13:25.839 about people when we meet them. So I'm gonna tell 0:13:25.840 --> 0:13:27.839 you some things about some guys, and you're gonna tell 0:13:27.840 --> 0:13:30.720 me what your first impression is. Nobody in particular, But 0:13:31.000 --> 0:13:34.120 if you meet a guy right and he's just head 0:13:34.200 --> 0:13:36.840 to toe and designer gear, like the print with the 0:13:36.880 --> 0:13:41.120 matching merce belt, loafer, shades, everything. What's your first impression 0:13:41.120 --> 0:13:46.440 of him? Man I can chell I think. I think 0:13:46.440 --> 0:13:48.720 if you try too hard with the logos and stuff, 0:13:48.720 --> 0:13:50.760 that means you flexing like money you ain't really got 0:13:51.080 --> 0:13:53.400 Like people who got money, they all like flex it, 0:13:53.440 --> 0:14:02.079 but like it's not like yeah, ye where and you 0:14:03.280 --> 0:14:05.840 can have designer head to toe, but it just can't 0:14:05.880 --> 0:14:09.480 be like logoed down. You know, you don't want to 0:14:09.520 --> 0:14:11.640 print all over. There's a way to do it. There's 0:14:11.640 --> 0:14:14.679 a way. I feel like that reminds me. I just looked. 0:14:14.760 --> 0:14:16.560 I saw on your page that you put up a 0:14:16.559 --> 0:14:19.440 tweet that said but also don't get and that's by 0:14:19.480 --> 0:14:22.440 no scammer. That's it. That reminds me of scammer. I 0:14:22.520 --> 0:14:26.760 can scammer right away. You ain't paid for that coming 0:14:26.880 --> 0:14:29.120 out trying to look like you have money, then you 0:14:29.200 --> 0:14:34.240 probably don't. Don't have a diamond pocket. And it's slashy too. 0:14:34.320 --> 0:14:37.600 I don't really like flashy like that. I do agree 0:14:37.640 --> 0:14:39.720 with you tonight. She like a subtle type of you know, 0:14:40.680 --> 0:14:42.880 and there's like a time and a place. But especially 0:14:42.920 --> 0:14:44.440 if you're like in the club black back, which is 0:14:44.520 --> 0:14:47.480 usually the case, but like what if you meet him 0:14:47.480 --> 0:14:50.000 and he's just kind of like, you know, like he's 0:14:50.000 --> 0:14:52.040 coming from the gym or something, and then he gets 0:14:52.120 --> 0:14:54.280 hyped because he's going on a date with you and 0:14:54.320 --> 0:14:58.720 he tries to wear all of his my best maybe 0:14:58.760 --> 0:15:02.160 that's what it was at Sunday Best. Then that is 0:15:02.200 --> 0:15:08.120 a splitting judgment. He's like, I usually don't just like this. 0:15:11.720 --> 0:15:14.440 He was like, I was at the Outlets. I do 0:15:14.520 --> 0:15:18.320 love the outlets, but this is last season where they 0:15:18.400 --> 0:15:21.920 begetting all the logo stuff. It's like it's like counted 0:15:22.080 --> 0:15:24.640 like a low low. All right, so how about this 0:15:24.680 --> 0:15:26.800 for my first impression. You go on a date with 0:15:26.880 --> 0:15:28.840 him and he's like, all right, I'm gonna send you home, 0:15:29.160 --> 0:15:36.120 but he puts you into uberpool. Oh damn, he know, 0:15:36.400 --> 0:15:40.720 but you don't know. They make a stop. I would 0:15:40.760 --> 0:15:44.920 immediately call my own umber. That's it, and never said 0:15:45.920 --> 0:15:51.080 up pretty much. That's a great response. You got me 0:15:52.000 --> 0:15:54.320 him grimy is funned up and they get try to 0:15:54.400 --> 0:15:56.760 do some funny ship like that, like uber moo for 0:15:56.920 --> 0:16:02.240 you bitch. It was like stars of all don't even call. 0:16:03.560 --> 0:16:05.560 But in a way I would kind of find it funny. 0:16:05.560 --> 0:16:09.200 Like he was funny. He had a sense of humor. 0:16:09.200 --> 0:16:13.960 He would do it, yeah, like you're cute. Not in 0:16:14.000 --> 0:16:17.120 these days and times when all of this coronavirus, COVID 0:16:17.640 --> 0:16:20.360 handnic ship happening. I'm not even getting into uber X. 0:16:20.360 --> 0:16:23.440 I need a luxury card, I need a SUV, I 0:16:23.520 --> 0:16:26.040 need x L Like you know what I'm saying, Like 0:16:26.720 --> 0:16:28.840 that's kind of like a grade for your pussy, like 0:16:29.120 --> 0:16:34.480 when you leave and sending you and pussy period. Yeah 0:16:34.560 --> 0:16:37.280 you get what I'm saying. If not something just got 0:16:37.360 --> 0:16:43.040 uberpool pussy like you funked along with me? Pussy like 0:16:44.320 --> 0:16:50.760 wait in safe call a ride ride found out pussy? 0:16:51.000 --> 0:16:54.200 Like the ultimate is if he doesn't call you a 0:16:54.240 --> 0:16:57.720 card and he drives me that's nice? Is that good 0:16:57.800 --> 0:17:00.760 or bad? Like something that's not? What if being over 0:17:00.920 --> 0:17:03.720 him at that point though, you're like, all right, what 0:17:02.760 --> 0:17:06.480 you don't? Yeah you got here and call your own stuff? 0:17:06.600 --> 0:17:09.919 Yeah all right? Now what if you go on the 0:17:09.960 --> 0:17:11.600 first date with a guy and he tells you, look, 0:17:11.600 --> 0:17:14.119 I gotta tell you something. I didn't have a baby 0:17:14.200 --> 0:17:18.879 last month. We're not together. It's enough for me. Dog. 0:17:21.480 --> 0:17:27.920 He was already like say number, Like I already don't 0:17:28.000 --> 0:17:32.160 date guys with kids. Oh you don't, Okay, how you 0:17:32.200 --> 0:17:34.159 have you ever? Did you ever dated a guy with 0:17:34.200 --> 0:17:36.840 a kid? Okay? And do you never plan the day 0:17:36.840 --> 0:17:38.040 a guy with a kid? Or this is where you 0:17:38.040 --> 0:17:40.639 are right now? At this I'm definitely cool with a 0:17:40.640 --> 0:17:42.359 lot of guys with kids, and I'm considered it up, 0:17:42.480 --> 0:17:44.000 like should I date this guy with the kids? And 0:17:44.000 --> 0:17:47.000 I've been like, no, that's my deal breaker. Guys, and 0:17:47.080 --> 0:17:50.119 do you tell them that you keep them as a 0:17:50.200 --> 0:17:52.959 friend or you let them now, I'll tell you that 0:17:52.880 --> 0:17:57.480 that's what If they're really good dad, then I will 0:17:57.920 --> 0:18:03.919 they're my friend. Everybody whose says they don't want that, 0:18:03.920 --> 0:18:05.600 that's what you end up with. That's like, you know 0:18:05.760 --> 0:18:10.520 sometimes like never say never, like end up with future 0:18:11.520 --> 0:18:15.960 you know, who knows? In time, maybe I'll would day 0:18:16.000 --> 0:18:18.359 the guy with the kid, but at this point in 0:18:18.400 --> 0:18:21.760 my twenties, but nothing. I also feel like it's an 0:18:21.800 --> 0:18:23.959 age thing. I feel like at a certain age almost 0:18:24.000 --> 0:18:28.679 every guy has mostly guys had kids, saying maybe in 0:18:28.720 --> 0:18:33.000 the future, but yeah maybe, Like I feel like the 0:18:33.160 --> 0:18:37.280 younger I was, the more I knew guys that had kids, like, 0:18:37.359 --> 0:18:39.200 I don't feel like, yeah, I feel like the old 0:18:39.240 --> 0:18:42.560 that I'm getting I meet more guys that don't have kids. 0:18:42.680 --> 0:18:44.919 But like, for some reason, all the guys that I 0:18:44.960 --> 0:18:47.000 really knew had a kid, like whether it was when 0:18:47.040 --> 0:18:50.800 they were young or whatever the case, like they had kids. 0:18:51.359 --> 0:18:54.600 I'm like, no judgment because there's great guys with kids. Yeah, 0:18:56.080 --> 0:18:58.680 it didn't. It didn't work for me. Yeah, like my 0:18:58.800 --> 0:19:00.800 guys lie about kids. If you met a guy who 0:19:00.840 --> 0:19:04.159 lied and didn't tell you he had, yeah, you know 0:19:04.280 --> 0:19:09.560 he's still because I feel like, if you ain't gonna 0:19:09.600 --> 0:19:15.520 claim your child, it's like, what are you gonna clan? Listen, 0:19:15.920 --> 0:19:17.720 I broke up with a guy because he locked to 0:19:17.760 --> 0:19:22.359 me about having kids. Actually, that happened to me twite. 0:19:22.560 --> 0:19:25.960 It happened to me three times. Who the first time 0:19:25.960 --> 0:19:28.720 that happened to me, I was still in college. Actually 0:19:28.720 --> 0:19:30.359 the two times, the first two times happened to me 0:19:30.400 --> 0:19:33.399 in college. But I think the guy was like, I 0:19:33.400 --> 0:19:34.840 didn't think you would date me if you knew I 0:19:34.920 --> 0:19:36.280 had a kid, because you said you didn't want to 0:19:36.320 --> 0:19:42.760 date guys or kids. I was to remember this there, 0:19:42.960 --> 0:19:46.920 but like that's not that's not okay. It's not to 0:19:46.960 --> 0:19:49.040 put into to him after that, because there's nothing worse 0:19:49.080 --> 0:19:50.720 than lying about your child. Yeah, why would you be 0:19:51.000 --> 0:19:53.520 why would you not feel like you're not cleaning your child. 0:19:53.600 --> 0:19:59.680 That's the thing with social media nowadays. It's hard to like, 0:19:59.680 --> 0:20:02.760 like if you don't claim your kid anywhere like nowhere, 0:20:02.760 --> 0:20:04.960 because like we'd be digging, Like if you started talking 0:20:05.000 --> 0:20:09.560 to somebody, like you started digging like that, right you know. Look, 0:20:09.920 --> 0:20:12.040 you know fatigue. So if you got a kid and 0:20:12.080 --> 0:20:16.600 you can't find it anywhere, that's kind of a red flag. 0:20:17.240 --> 0:20:19.199 I had a home girl in hand, you know this story, 0:20:19.480 --> 0:20:21.320 and she moved away for a dude and he told 0:20:21.400 --> 0:20:23.320 us her about two kids that he had, but she 0:20:23.440 --> 0:20:26.199 ended up finding out he had six. And the second 0:20:26.200 --> 0:20:28.399 part let me explain this though to y'all, this is 0:20:28.400 --> 0:20:30.960 what was really sick. Then one of the kids came 0:20:31.000 --> 0:20:33.640 over to the house and he introduced that like, oh, 0:20:33.720 --> 0:20:36.359 this is a friend, like this is my daughter's friend. 0:20:36.840 --> 0:20:39.200 And then she's like sister, and she was like, why 0:20:39.240 --> 0:20:41.320 do you keep calling her sister? And she was like, 0:20:41.400 --> 0:20:45.359 this is my sister. By the funk? Would you lie 0:20:45.480 --> 0:20:48.280 like that and then bring the kid around and then 0:20:48.320 --> 0:20:53.399 don't have a lie? That's some six ship, he was like, 0:20:53.480 --> 0:20:55.480 And he had the same excuse, but it was more 0:20:55.560 --> 0:20:58.080 so like if you knew I had so many kids, 0:20:58.440 --> 0:21:00.760 I don't. I didn't think that you was two was okay, 0:21:00.800 --> 0:21:03.840 six is my limit? And it was all with different women, 0:21:04.200 --> 0:21:08.600 Like damn different women. Well, clearly he doesn't use she 0:21:08.680 --> 0:21:12.879 might still be what I'm sure no, no, So tonight, 0:21:13.200 --> 0:21:17.080 let's just say the date goes amazingly well, and you 0:21:17.160 --> 0:21:22.280 guys are are going together back at his place. Nice, perfect, 0:21:24.960 --> 0:21:29.600 and then and then right before it's about to go down, 0:21:29.760 --> 0:21:33.160 he admitsed to you, listen, I'm a little insecure about 0:21:33.160 --> 0:21:35.080 my penis eyes, just so you know I'm not the 0:21:35.080 --> 0:21:41.080 biggest you gotta see. Yeah, we're talking, we're talking about 0:21:41.560 --> 0:21:44.240 show me. Yeah, what are we talking? Inside of me? 0:21:44.600 --> 0:21:50.480 He has besides angels, he has umkay, let's say it's skinny, 0:21:50.960 --> 0:21:55.040 and it's like five inches and skinny. I wouldn't be 0:21:55.160 --> 0:22:02.320 kind of turned off by the admission of guilt. Guilt 0:22:02.440 --> 0:22:08.240 these rocket like like confidence. Don't don't tell me like, 0:22:08.440 --> 0:22:12.200 oh I have to tell you something. Just just give 0:22:12.240 --> 0:22:13.720 me all. Just give me all you got with that 0:22:13.760 --> 0:22:17.280 A little piece of work, A little timid did like 0:22:17.320 --> 0:22:19.440 I gotta perform. I don't need no big dig tear 0:22:19.560 --> 0:22:24.760 me up, blow the back up for it. And I 0:22:24.840 --> 0:22:28.560 think the skinny part is the problem. And the skinny 0:22:28.560 --> 0:22:32.440 part is definitely the problem. That's gotta be fulfilling. Yes, 0:22:33.000 --> 0:22:35.480 Like you know, man, he hurts. Sometimes they'd be like 0:22:35.520 --> 0:22:41.800 poking you like pencil. Yeah, you're at the doctor's office, 0:22:42.280 --> 0:22:46.119 like how goot this? Um? You guys are having a discussion, right, 0:22:46.119 --> 0:22:48.520 because when you're in a relationship, finances are important. Credit 0:22:48.600 --> 0:22:51.080 is important. You want to know how somebody's credit is. 0:22:51.280 --> 0:22:53.640 So let's just say you ask him and he's like, look, 0:22:54.040 --> 0:22:56.560 I made some poor decisions. You know. I'm trying to 0:22:56.600 --> 0:22:59.359 get it together, but my credit score is a four twenty. 0:23:00.119 --> 0:23:03.440 Is that the lowest? No, girl, I didn't even know 0:23:03.640 --> 0:23:06.959 it's bad. Though it's bad. I thought that maybe the lowest. 0:23:07.200 --> 0:23:10.560 I never heard like like like three something. Right, it 0:23:10.560 --> 0:23:16.560 doesn't start. I wouldn't want the explanation as to like how, 0:23:15.600 --> 0:23:20.280 because that's how and why. Here's the thing, and credit 0:23:20.320 --> 0:23:22.400 can be fixed if you mess up and you pluck 0:23:22.440 --> 0:23:24.679 some ship up. There's ways for you to pick certain 0:23:24.720 --> 0:23:27.480 with a k A paying the ship off that you oh, 0:23:27.600 --> 0:23:29.360 you know, to get that stuff taken off and then 0:23:29.400 --> 0:23:31.280