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Speaker 1: The Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame

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Speaker 1: mornings that's twenties. However, are you calling about my flight

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Speaker 1: to Orlando? Yes? I am. Apparently you lodge a complaint

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Speaker 1: that the passenger next to you seemed very sick and

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Speaker 1: have the sniffles and that made you uncomfortable. Yeah, so

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Speaker 1: are you guys going to give me extra miles because

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Speaker 1: it was really just super annoying and growth well, that

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Speaker 1: unfortunately can't be taken care of by me. That goes

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Speaker 1: to our complaint department. I'm calling from Airlines Damage control department,

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Speaker 1: and my first question is how are you feeling. I'm

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Speaker 1: feeling okay. Why will that person really sick or something? Um, well,

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Speaker 1: we just sort of call up in times like this

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Speaker 1: and just check some things out, just to make sure

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Speaker 1: that they feel okay after flying next to somebody who

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Speaker 1: could potentially have a very weird tropical disease that they

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Speaker 1: picked up from Brazil. Oh my god? What? Oh? I said.

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Speaker 1: It's just a normal check in that we do when

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Speaker 1: someone ends up seated next to somebody that we know

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Speaker 1: is either sick with a cold or something else, or

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Speaker 1: you know, perhaps went to a remote village in the

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Speaker 1: mountains of Brazil and picked up a very communicable, rare

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Speaker 1: disease something like that. You know, Wait, wait a second, like, wait,

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Speaker 1: what was the last part that you just said? Which

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Speaker 1: part are you're talking about? The part where you might

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Speaker 1: have sat next to someone who worked in the remote

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Speaker 1: villages and the mountains of Brazil and might have picked

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Speaker 1: up a rare, contagious disease that part. Are you saying

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Speaker 1: that the person I was sitting next to had a

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Speaker 1: rare disease from some remote village? Like what are you

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Speaker 1: saying right now? Yeah, okay, I don't really know how

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Speaker 1: to sugarcoat that to be better. Yes, that's why concept

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Speaker 1: checking on a few things with you, and chances are

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Speaker 1: it's probably fine. But your skin has it started to

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Speaker 1: turn purple at all? In any way? Does have a

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Speaker 1: purple hue? What the hell now? No purple hue? That's great?

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Speaker 1: Is there any oozing anywhere, especially behind me behind the kneecaps?

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Speaker 1: Have you started to ooze at all? What are you

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Speaker 1: talking about right now? Well, I'll just be honest with you.

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Speaker 1: The customer that you sat next to, they had something

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Speaker 1: called boingo fever. What it's a very rare, very contagious

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Speaker 1: disease that you can get from the remote mountains in Brazil.

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Speaker 1: It's the only place that you can get in. And

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Speaker 1: apparently they were a researcher and that's why their nose

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Speaker 1: was so sniffly on the plane. So we're just doing

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Speaker 1: a little chieky check in to make sure you don't

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Speaker 1: have bongo fever. Two. Wait a second, So so you're

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Speaker 1: saying that like I could starting chap, yes, and like

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Speaker 1: I said that, using is totally fine. That's what it's

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Speaker 1: supposed to do. It shouldn't be an issue for you.

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Speaker 1: But I would wear some moisture absorbent pants or get

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Speaker 1: something spatting to put back there or something, because it

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Speaker 1: can be quite a bit. Why do you like? Okay,

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Speaker 1: So what do I should I go to the doctor? Like?

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Speaker 1: Do I need to call on text the people that

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Speaker 1: have been around? What? Hello? Hello? Yes? What were you

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Speaker 1: saying Marissa? Hello? Can you hear me by? What has happened?

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Speaker 1: Why do I hear like a goat or something? I

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Speaker 1: don't understand what's going on? Oh? What do you mean?

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Speaker 1: What is own out? Like? What do you mean? I'm

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Speaker 1: freaking out right now that you told me that I

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Speaker 1: might turn purple and starting. Are you saying you hear

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Speaker 1: a goat sound? Yeah? Do you not hear a goat?

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Speaker 1: I do not hear a goat sound at all. What Okay,

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Speaker 1: you don't hear that. No, I don't hear any goat sounds.

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Speaker 1: And unfortunately that's not good news that you're hearing a

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Speaker 1: goat right now. That's one of the symptoms of boyle fever.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, I can't even talk to you because well,

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Speaker 1: then I should say, okay, well then I should let

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Speaker 1: you know that this is actually Jewel from The Jewel

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Speaker 1: Show doing a phone prank on you and your brother

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Speaker 1: Quentin set you up bad. Oh my god. He said

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Speaker 1: that you complained about a sick passenger on a flight

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Speaker 1: and sitting next to you recently, and he wanted to

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Speaker 1: mess with you. Oh my god, Oh my god, you're

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Speaker 1: gonna pay for this. This is insane. I was like

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Speaker 1: freaking out and thought like I was gonna die. But

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Speaker 1: I should have known this was a freaking joke when

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Speaker 1: you said it was like bingo fever or something like

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Speaker 1: what you never know, I'll teach you to complain about

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Speaker 1: airlines so much did Jebel Show on Demand