WEBVTT - Be Nice Steve: Episode 41 with Joe Gatto and Steve Byrne

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<v Speaker 1>If there was a problem, where to your mother?

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<v Speaker 2>Let's get into it. Hey, everybody, welcome to cool Moms.

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<v Speaker 3>I am Joe Gatto.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not I'm Steve Stevie could see buddy.

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<v Speaker 3>Question for you? Did you get did you get gaddoed?

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<v Speaker 1>Did it get gaddo?

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<v Speaker 2>You texted me today when we got here. When you

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<v Speaker 2>got here, you said, Hey, what floor are we on?

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<v Speaker 2>And I wrote back seven?

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<v Speaker 1>Well you got me afterwards? We're on the sixth floor.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you not to say it? I'm like, I think

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<v Speaker 1>he thinks it's the seventh, but he's been here before,

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<v Speaker 1>so I should know better. I should know better, basically

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<v Speaker 1>is what? Uh? Yeah? After after being friends with you

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<v Speaker 1>for so long, I should know that you're I should

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<v Speaker 1>never ask you a question for directions because you'll send

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<v Speaker 1>me the wrong place.

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<v Speaker 2>And then yeah, with confidence, I'll tell you where the

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<v Speaker 2>bathroom is in a restaurant. Never been to it right,

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<v Speaker 2>Never asked me someone's name? What's the name Maria? Definitely

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<v Speaker 2>her name is Maria, Maria. It's Bill's wife, Maria. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know Bill, don't know Maria.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but you're you're going to you get ready to

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<v Speaker 1>go to Los Angeles for a film premiere. I hope,

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<v Speaker 1>So you're going. What are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I hope to. I hope to go to Los Angeles.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Christmas with the Campbell.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right, Christmas with the Campbell. Very excited to see it.

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<v Speaker 1>A film that our good friend Vince Vaughan produced and

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<v Speaker 1>our good friend Peter Beilnsley produced and.

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<v Speaker 3>My good friend Claire directed, which I did not know.

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<v Speaker 1>And Claire has done Hallmark films in the past.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, correct, Okay, So and our good friends Justin Long

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<v Speaker 3>and Britney Snow are in it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, so we know.

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<v Speaker 2>I know a lot of people in it, and I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't get asked to do anything with it. Same here

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<v Speaker 2>we are just too cool mom, and it by talking

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<v Speaker 2>about other people's successes.

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<v Speaker 1>Some best friends produced another film that they didn't ask

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<v Speaker 1>me to be part.

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<v Speaker 3>Of, some of my childhood heroes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, here we go. We're here on the sixth floor.

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<v Speaker 3>How do you how do you operate?

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<v Speaker 2>Because you asked me a lot of questions that you're

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<v Speaker 2>just you should know, Like you asked me the address

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<v Speaker 2>of this place.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot every week every time I fly in. What's

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<v Speaker 1>the address again? And so I wasn't going to do

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<v Speaker 1>it today. I wasn't going to do it. So I

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<v Speaker 1>scrolled through UH messages because they deleted after thirty days.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, well, it's been about a month, and I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's still got to be on Jiggi's. So looked

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<v Speaker 1>on Jiggi's and now I put it like it. I

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<v Speaker 1>finally I was like, I can use technology. So I

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<v Speaker 1>put the address into the UH in his contact and.

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<v Speaker 3>So now you know, now you'll always be able to

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<v Speaker 3>find this place.

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<v Speaker 1>Now it's there.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but he changed your offices next week.

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<v Speaker 2>We're going to seven floor flock.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but you're you're yeah, So I mean, yeah, there's

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<v Speaker 1>things I remember you could give me, like remember Bruce Willison,

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<v Speaker 1>what was that movie, uh, the Monkeys or whatever? Thirteen Monkeys,

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<v Speaker 1>thirteen Monkeys. He was like, I never forget a number

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever. And I was I was always like that

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<v Speaker 1>were in the day when you would take somebody's number,

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<v Speaker 1>you could tell it to me once and I would

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<v Speaker 1>I would remember somebody's phone number with the area code.

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<v Speaker 1>I just would always be able to retain.

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<v Speaker 2>You remember your child's home's phone number?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, four and two, four and seven?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh, should we call it and see who lives there.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, okay you want to Yeah, why not.

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<v Speaker 3>Block your number though? Oh Star six seven? As for

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<v Speaker 3>your mom?

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<v Speaker 2>As for your mom, okay, you're buying back it could

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<v Speaker 2>becoming your cell phone number.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you know what, It's funny. I did a show

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<v Speaker 1>in Pittsburgh about a year ago and a woman came

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<v Speaker 1>up to me and she says, Hi, Steve Byrne.

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<v Speaker 2>I go, yeah, this is your child.

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<v Speaker 1>She goes, I want to show you something. I go okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So she pulls out a license and shows she goes

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<v Speaker 1>look at the address and it was three Hidden Pond Drive.

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<v Speaker 1>It's where I lived up, so it was pretty wild.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, you should stop buy some time, Mike. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And she was there with her her kids or whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, oh, that's so awesome.

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<v Speaker 3>It was so cool.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never showed up, but I did drive past it

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<v Speaker 1>because I'd rented a car and I drove past, and

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<v Speaker 1>just like when I was growing up, they had a

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<v Speaker 1>street hockey net right at the top.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, yeah, that's really coo. I can't

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<v Speaker 2>leading down and play on your old street.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you have you ever gone back to your childhood?

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<v Speaker 2>My house has got knocked down and they put houses

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<v Speaker 2>on the lot. So they built seven houses where my

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<v Speaker 2>house was like these little like townhouse condo things right

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<v Speaker 2>right on the corner a lot of mine. So we

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<v Speaker 2>were the last people that were there. But I still

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<v Speaker 2>think there's dogs buried in the back. So we had

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<v Speaker 2>a dog. We buried one of our dogs in the back,

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<v Speaker 2>and there was like they left the yard, which was

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<v Speaker 2>very odd. And you still see the cross that we made.

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<v Speaker 2>I swear to God that was up there. Not now

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<v Speaker 2>this is like after I.

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<v Speaker 3>Want to see it.

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<v Speaker 2>So we're talking, Yeah, nineteen my father died five, so

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<v Speaker 2>nineteen ninety six this is. And so the contractor built

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<v Speaker 2>knocked down the houses. Contracting knocked down the house and

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<v Speaker 2>then we I went there like ninety eight or whatever

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<v Speaker 2>when they were just like finishing up, and they still

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<v Speaker 2>had to like the bushes up with the cross like

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<v Speaker 2>in the back, and I was like did they not?

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<v Speaker 1>Wow? Really?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>So but but it's probably gone now. Yeah, no one

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<v Speaker 2>lived in my lived in that house.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you pay your respects?

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<v Speaker 3>I did?

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<v Speaker 1>You did?

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<v Speaker 3>I knelt down? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I did. So my my my grandfather bought the house

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<v Speaker 2>on a whim.

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<v Speaker 3>He drove by it.

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<v Speaker 2>This is he had tomato money, my grandfather, he had

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<v Speaker 2>the models, Tomatos Brothers Incorporated money. This.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, didn't he he invented tomato sorting machine.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, and he had that tomato money.

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<v Speaker 3>So but it was all cash. She was Sicilian, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>so uh so it.

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<v Speaker 2>Was he was running the show there and he walked

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<v Speaker 2>into My grandmother grew up in Camden, New Jersey, in

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<v Speaker 2>a big yard, and this house reminded her of that, right,

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<v Speaker 2>and she didn't even see the inside. She said, I

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<v Speaker 2>want that house. And my grandfather knocked on the front

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<v Speaker 2>door and bought it. I swear to got it bought

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<v Speaker 2>for like ten thousand.

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<v Speaker 1>Dollars cash movie where he because my wife.

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<v Speaker 3>Wants O Livia.

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<v Speaker 2>So they hadn't even seen the inside the house and

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<v Speaker 2>went so I was complete shithole like that. So he

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<v Speaker 2>had to renovate like the whole thing whatever. My grandma

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<v Speaker 2>actually started crying. He's like, what have I done?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm so sorry, and he's like, don't worry, we'll fix

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<v Speaker 3>it up. So he did that.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, so he literally just knocked on the dorse said

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<v Speaker 1>I want to buy it. The people working there lived there, absolutely.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they said ten thousand dollars cash or whatever he said,

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<v Speaker 2>or you know whatever, it was, fifty thousand cash, whatever

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<v Speaker 2>it was, and he gave it to.

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<v Speaker 1>Him, but he didn't think to go inside and kick

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<v Speaker 1>the town.

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<v Speaker 3>That's where they wanted to live in, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>But my grandfather was like a fixer upper guy. Him

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<v Speaker 2>and my uncles they could like just just like you,

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<v Speaker 2>just like, yeah, yeah, my favorite tool is the Yellow Pages.

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<v Speaker 1>So uh.

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<v Speaker 2>So they uh so when they bought it from this

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<v Speaker 2>family that had built the house.

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<v Speaker 3>So then my grandparents lived there with my mom.

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<v Speaker 2>My mom was I think nine or ten when she

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<v Speaker 2>moved in it, and then my parents bought it from them,

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<v Speaker 2>and then we grew up in it.

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<v Speaker 3>And then it got knocked down.

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<v Speaker 2>So for like two thirds of this thing's life was

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<v Speaker 2>our family, which is crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so we.

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<v Speaker 2>Knocked it well, I like kind of it is a shame,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's also kind of nobody else got to live there,

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<v Speaker 2>which is kind of cool.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you know, so I burnt it down.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean they're not. Yeah, So that that was that

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<v Speaker 2>was that was pretty cool to have like that experience.

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<v Speaker 2>But my house was the first to go on the

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<v Speaker 2>block when they started renovating all of that Staten Island

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<v Speaker 2>and my neighbor's house, Jason Joseph, he had this big

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<v Speaker 2>house and they would like the last to sell. So

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<v Speaker 2>there's all these new houses up and then Jason's like

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<v Speaker 2>the lapidated house like in the middle of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, still, what is the Are the homes bigger and

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<v Speaker 1>nicer or no?

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<v Speaker 2>No, they're just like the townhouse set up, like that's

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<v Speaker 2>that was turned into. You know, it's like everybody's got

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<v Speaker 2>to shared walls, you know that kind of thing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's nice to go back to section eight when you

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<v Speaker 1>I do.

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<v Speaker 3>I appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I listen in the hood man marenis harbor Hubble boys.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't mess with them, babe. Jason Gordon brought a clock

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<v Speaker 2>to my backyard. I let him win that basketball game.

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<v Speaker 1>I do want to say the new Hours out now

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<v Speaker 1>on Amazon Prome. Only one of us has an hour

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<v Speaker 1>that's on that's on. You're you make a lot more

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<v Speaker 1>money doing your hour currently. But you were very helpful

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<v Speaker 1>in directing this and overseeing it. And I just want

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<v Speaker 1>to say it's the.

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<v Speaker 2>Best comedy special ever that ever has come out ever,

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<v Speaker 2>and people need to say it. Yes, it is called

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<v Speaker 2>The Last Late Night with Steve Burney. It's available on

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<v Speaker 2>Amazon Prime. It is and if you are a fan

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<v Speaker 2>of this podcast, any podcast, if you're a fan of words,

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<v Speaker 2>actually if if you speak.

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<v Speaker 1>And air, if you breathe, you should watch.

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<v Speaker 2>It because it's for you. I was very proud of

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<v Speaker 2>multiple things with this project.

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<v Speaker 3>For you.

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, you are a very thank you and

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<v Speaker 2>I also wanted to mention, uh, you you are very

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<v Speaker 2>meticulous in your presentation of what you know is going

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<v Speaker 2>to be a project that's going to reflect you. And

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<v Speaker 2>I was very taken back on how serious you were

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<v Speaker 2>about it and also how it was to you and

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<v Speaker 2>how much you cared about it. It didn't feel like you

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<v Speaker 2>were just churning out, Oh it's time to do another hour. Sure,

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<v Speaker 2>it felt like, oh, this is going to be something

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<v Speaker 2>that I'm going to be proud of. And I think

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<v Speaker 2>working with you through that process it made me step

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<v Speaker 2>up my game. As the director would be like, I

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<v Speaker 2>want to make sure that I'm helping him attain his

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<v Speaker 2>vision of something that was good. And I was very

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<v Speaker 2>proud to watch you take that stage. I've seen you

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<v Speaker 2>perform a lot, I've seen you do your stuff, I've watched.

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<v Speaker 1>You be nice to them.

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<v Speaker 2>Be nice is my worst Steve before it walks out,

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<v Speaker 2>never listens. But I've always seen your stuff and I

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<v Speaker 2>felt this thing has you know, it just had it

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<v Speaker 2>has heard it. It's funny as hell, it has heart

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<v Speaker 2>and is a great story and you really get you

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<v Speaker 2>really open up in a way that you haven't in

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<v Speaker 2>your other specials, which I really enjoyed.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. So I am excited. Attention to detail I

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<v Speaker 1>think that I put to the special I tried to

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<v Speaker 1>bring to two cool moms as well. The decor, the

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<v Speaker 1>color palettes.

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<v Speaker 3>The design that you did. No, I did that.

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<v Speaker 1>You did that, and you did so you did get

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you forgot.

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<v Speaker 2>So you fly here and you think that's enough. So

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<v Speaker 2>that's good. No, But I'm proud of it, and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>excited for people to see it, and I want to

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<v Speaker 2>make sure that people, you know, give it to love

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<v Speaker 2>and please please do because you know you deserve it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's great and I want to hear people have.

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<v Speaker 1>To say, yeah, I do too. You know. That's the

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<v Speaker 1>thing with these things, And we were discussing it before

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<v Speaker 1>we went on air that just like you film these

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<v Speaker 1>things and so much work and investment goes into them

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<v Speaker 1>and then you forget. It's like, oh, yeah, now I

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<v Speaker 1>hope people like it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, now, are you nervous for people to see it?

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<v Speaker 3>What's your what's your what's your vibe?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm excited for people to see it because I think

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<v Speaker 1>because the concept is so unique and different. And again

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<v Speaker 1>it's you know, it's the late night talk show, so

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<v Speaker 1>it's and hour special. It takes place on the set

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<v Speaker 1>of a late night talk show. And talk shows are

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<v Speaker 1>really three styles of writing. It's one liners, that's your monologue,

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<v Speaker 1>panel storytelling, traditional stand up at the end. So I

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<v Speaker 1>remember when I first came up with the concept, it

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<v Speaker 1>got rejected. Nobody wanted it. I think really nobody wanted

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<v Speaker 1>me at the time because we all go up and

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<v Speaker 1>down and up and down, and at the time, my

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<v Speaker 1>stock was pretty low, and it just everybody just said no, why.

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<v Speaker 1>And I think some people thought it was a gimmick,

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<v Speaker 1>and I just I don't know, I just I just

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<v Speaker 1>didn't give up on it, you know. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>it's got to work. Somebody's got to give me an opportunity.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was getting to the point where I was

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<v Speaker 1>going to self finance it on my own, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was gearing up to film it in Phoenix, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was working out a door deal with the guys that

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<v Speaker 1>Stand Up Live so that I could take the money

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<v Speaker 1>from the door deal and infuse it into the product.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's what it was going to do. I was

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<v Speaker 1>going to do it on the stage at Stand Up Live.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I took a Hail Mary and invited my

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<v Speaker 1>friend Ryan from Amazon to come out and see it.

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<v Speaker 1>He saw it and he came backstage. He said, I

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<v Speaker 1>love it. This is bold. He said bold like six times,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, I hope bold means you're gonna fight.

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<v Speaker 2>Bold me.

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<v Speaker 1>So he uh. He saw it on board. And then

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<v Speaker 1>when I when I knew it was going to actually happen,

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<v Speaker 1>we had started working together, and I know how attentive

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<v Speaker 1>you are to detail and how good you are with production,

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<v Speaker 1>and I thought, well, you know, I think it's so

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<v Speaker 1>funny sometimes when comics are like, yeah, Chris Rock's directing

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<v Speaker 1>my special, or so and so is directed, but it's like, okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's anybody could direct a special. My mom could direct

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<v Speaker 1>a comedy special. Honestly, you just put six cameras on

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<v Speaker 1>stilts on pegs and you just say action and then

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<v Speaker 1>they're all recording it and then it's like you go

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<v Speaker 1>and edit it. But this had this was different. There

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<v Speaker 1>was a lot of production value in this. There was

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of it's not a typical stereotypical stand up special.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a lot of moving parts to this, and

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<v Speaker 1>so there was a lot.

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<v Speaker 3>Of live band. Like I had a lot of decisions.

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<v Speaker 1>To be made creativity, creatively, and you came in and

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<v Speaker 1>you had great ideas out of the gates. You were Honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>you were the first person I met other than me

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<v Speaker 1>that got at the minute I said it. There's still

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<v Speaker 1>some people like even when they after taping afterwards, I

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<v Speaker 1>heard it like seven times. Yeah, you kept explaining to me.

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<v Speaker 1>I never understood until I saw it, And I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't understand how you can't see it. But even

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<v Speaker 1>the production company, Brian Volquois, San Cisco, they both said

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<v Speaker 1>it to me and they produced it and they go,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know what it was going to be until

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<v Speaker 1>we did it. I was like, it's crazy. But you

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<v Speaker 1>were the one. You got it right away and instantly

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<v Speaker 1>you're generating ideas, generating like creative thoughts of transitions and

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<v Speaker 1>what to do and all that stuff. And I just

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<v Speaker 1>I just knew I was in good hands because I

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<v Speaker 1>think if you had the typical like stand up director

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<v Speaker 1>or even a director, I think that I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>it would have come out as great as it did.

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<v Speaker 1>So I thank you very much for that, oh of course,

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<v Speaker 1>but I appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 3>But I can't wait to do the next one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, I can't wait to see yours. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>now that you've.

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<v Speaker 2>Called the first morning show, Now that you did that,

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<v Speaker 2>and you've had the experience with that, and honestly within

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<v Speaker 2>a year's time it's basically been a year you've been

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<v Speaker 2>on the.

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<v Speaker 1>Road, you have a bona fide truly great, engaging, entertaining

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<v Speaker 1>hour you could I mean, based off everything I've seen,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not doing these in clubs. You're doing them in theaters.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean that's another mark of like an achievement. It's

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<v Speaker 1>harder to do that. It's it's harder to sustain attention

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<v Speaker 1>for sixty minutes in a theater environment than it isn't

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<v Speaker 1>a club. Club's a lot more intimate. So again another testament.

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<v Speaker 1>But but is that something that's on the radar.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it wasn't it until I when I did yours,

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, this could be fun. And then

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<v Speaker 2>now being now having the hour and realizing the content

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<v Speaker 2>is there and it's really strong.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm really proud of it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's different because like in the beginning, I was like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm doing this, figure it out, and I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>this is really fun, this is funny. And then when

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<v Speaker 2>I found two or three new chunks to put in

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<v Speaker 2>that really were different, and I felt like we're good.

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<v Speaker 2>And then once I stepped up to the theaters, and so

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<v Speaker 2>I think, ultimately, yeah, I think I would do it

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<v Speaker 2>because I want this to live on, right, Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>want to live on I want to go. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know where I would do put it or whatever, but

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<v Speaker 2>I was just I would want this. I work so

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<v Speaker 2>hard on this. You don't want to just because if

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<v Speaker 2>you don't do it anymore, it's gone, right, Like at

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<v Speaker 2>least you get it on tape.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like, okay, it's here. It is.

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<v Speaker 2>I could give my kids the DVD to bury me with.

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<v Speaker 1>Right in a grim. You know what that is? That's bold,

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<v Speaker 1>that's true.

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<v Speaker 3>Asked me, what am I going to die?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 3>I said, no, you don't never know.

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<v Speaker 2>Pali goes, you never do, Dad.

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<v Speaker 1>He's five Jesus as he's stirring your coffee.

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<v Speaker 3>Ye oh my god, I'm not going to bed early.

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<v Speaker 1>Bitch, right, thank you?

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<v Speaker 2>So no, well, congratulations, I'm very excited for it. And

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<v Speaker 2>it's a big achievement. And uh, I know, a fifth hour.

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<v Speaker 2>Not many comics don't even get one.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's funny because now is the classic conundrum, right,

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<v Speaker 1>is Okay, you put it out there in the world

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<v Speaker 1>and it's like, Okay, they're gonna start coming to see you.

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<v Speaker 1>So now what And so that's the that's the thing

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<v Speaker 1>that's so frustrating, is like I want to start writing again,

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<v Speaker 1>but then you're sitting there looking at a blank notebook,

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<v Speaker 1>going okay, well, if I'm gonna write, at least for me,

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<v Speaker 1>I need to know what i'm writing about, Like what

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<v Speaker 1>is the backbone? What am I driving towards? What's what

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<v Speaker 1>is the structure? God is next one?

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<v Speaker 3>You know, everyone has a process. Though you'll get there.

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<v Speaker 3>You did it five times already, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Know, but it's still it's still like every time I

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<v Speaker 1>it's funny because I feel like I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing. You know, when you're starting over. He was

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<v Speaker 1>just like, what do I do? And then I I

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<v Speaker 1>was flying here today and I was thinking about I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, what if I just did another episode of

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<v Speaker 1>the talk show just I mean, it's such a fun format. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I was thinking, Wow, I could do another round of it,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, because I have all these stories that have

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<v Speaker 1>actually happened, like really happened.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, so much stuff you said here too is

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<v Speaker 3>so entertaining. Yeah, we'll see.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, so, I don't know. We'll think about that,

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<v Speaker 1>but but uh, yeah, I can't wait to see yours.

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<v Speaker 1>I think would be whatever you're gonna do, it's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be really really well done.

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<v Speaker 3>You're just trying to direct it.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm not. No, I think I honestly think you could.

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<v Speaker 1>You could self direct your own.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean maybe we'll see what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>I think day of you once you once you're going,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean your cameras.

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<v Speaker 3>Are going going.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, not like you need to. Yeah, you know whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>How excited for Jiggy's Yeah direct, I'm going to direct

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<v Speaker 2>jiggis from He doesn't know it yet.

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<v Speaker 3>He doesn't yeah, and ask me, doesn't know it, but

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna direct.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, now he's sitting there going funk, I gotta come

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<v Speaker 1>up with another thirty minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, he's like one hour, yeah, and one time zone.

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<v Speaker 1>What would what would Jiggy's backdrop be? Let me ask you.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I'll have an idea, and then let's ask Jiggy.

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<v Speaker 2>What is I would I think you'd be most comfortable

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<v Speaker 2>if it was a baseball field.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah right, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Called first pitch with Jiggy. First pitch, Yeah, because it's

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<v Speaker 2>his first special right there you go.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, if we do in a dugout, I only need

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<v Speaker 1>nine people.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just thinking about capacities.

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<v Speaker 1>I was thinking, you know, he's he's done so much

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<v Speaker 1>online in the.

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<v Speaker 3>Food space of course kitchen.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I was thinking he could film it in the

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<v Speaker 1>food truck ah with four other people. Yeah, there you go,

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<v Speaker 1>just put you cut, you cut already the capacity he got.

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<v Speaker 3>From nine to four.

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<v Speaker 2>We have such faith in mine.

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<v Speaker 1>Just in front of my roommate talking to R and

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<v Speaker 1>Jiggy specially will be called look, I actually smile, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because you know, I mean when I first came out,

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<v Speaker 1>I brought my camera and I was taking pictures and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, when is this dude gonna smile? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>It was crazy. And then every now and then he does,

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<v Speaker 1>and he gets it. But he's always smiling off stage.

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<v Speaker 3>It's one of the friendliest guys I know.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and then on stage he looks like a damer

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<v Speaker 1>victim or or.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, forget annoy, let's get let's get in helmet

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<v Speaker 2>some people.

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<v Speaker 3>All right.

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<v Speaker 1>So just just for the record, last late night airing

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<v Speaker 1>now Amazon Prime free for Prime members. Thank you, Joe.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, here we go, Thank you Steve.

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<v Speaker 2>You're giving the people one hour to laugh. We're making

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<v Speaker 2>the word laugh one hour at a time, or forty

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<v Speaker 2>five minutes at a time if you're watching this.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, here we go. You ready, this is coming to

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<v Speaker 1>us from Celeste. Very excited about this one. Okay, there's three,

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<v Speaker 1>so we could hit each one of these. They're they're

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<v Speaker 1>quick hits. Ready, weirdest pet peeve? Where does pet weirdest?

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<v Speaker 1>You're weird?

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<v Speaker 2>They said, where does weirdest pet peeve?

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<v Speaker 1>Where does pet?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, I don't know where. Apparently my where

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<v Speaker 2>are my pet peeves?

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<v Speaker 1>Where is where does pet peeve? It's buried in state Nile.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, Peeve, rest and peace rest in peeve. My big,

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<v Speaker 2>my biggest pet pee Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna say

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<v Speaker 2>is when people eat loudly, yeah, in a closed space,

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<v Speaker 2>if people like yeah, like or you know or yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a lot of that in my life.

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<v Speaker 1>But you're from Sunday's big Italian family. You think you

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<v Speaker 1>might be used to that.

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<v Speaker 3>But it's never quiet at the table.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know, if somebody just is old to not talking, never.

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<v Speaker 1>At the table, Joe, I know, but I know you

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<v Speaker 1>want it.

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<v Speaker 3>Quiet, but I want it quiet at the table.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean if you're quietly eating at the table with

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<v Speaker 2>somebody and you're just hearing and the way they eat

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<v Speaker 2>and they pull the fork up to their face, and

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<v Speaker 2>the way they eat a chip out of a bag

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<v Speaker 2>and they're looking at you one at a time. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not looking at anybody in particular. But I can't stand

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<v Speaker 2>the way Jiggy eats. Its crazy. It drives me insane.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never known Jiggy to be allowed eat.

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<v Speaker 2>No, just a slow, weird eater like wash my s

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<v Speaker 2>got weird eats like a bag of chips. Like I

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<v Speaker 2>yelled at him a lot because he first of all,

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<v Speaker 2>my Peven, it's Jiggy and he knows, you know, because

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<v Speaker 2>I just yelled a him about it. It's when you

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<v Speaker 2>don't do a pour out of a bag, you do

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<v Speaker 2>a whole contamination with your hand, Like if you're sharing

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<v Speaker 2>a bag of chips or a bag of cookies or whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>are begging em and m's when you just send it in,

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<v Speaker 2>like like you're playing the fucking claw game at the boardwalk,

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<v Speaker 2>trying to get yourself some fucking.

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<v Speaker 1>Get your steamy middle all over it.

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<v Speaker 2>He drops his claw and like he si the choice yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and then he just and no and right into the

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<v Speaker 2>mouth hole and then right back in no beat, but

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<v Speaker 2>still dribble. But there is chips are chips if we're

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<v Speaker 2>in the car or we share, who doesn't ship chips?

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, they his chips. If you have a

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<v Speaker 2>bag of chips, I'm eating them. If you open up

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<v Speaker 2>a bag, M and m's, I'm fucking in there. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>the third M. It's eminem's and me.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you're right, you're right, you're right, because when you

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<v Speaker 1>do go eat, that's okay. But what are you doing

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<v Speaker 1>when you're in the car. You're supposed to pour into

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<v Speaker 1>a bowl.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you're supposed to pour in the hand.

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<v Speaker 1>Does no one does that? Yeah? In a car you

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<v Speaker 1>poured your hands, not driving there be so much debris. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>who would do that?

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<v Speaker 3>If any human?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, like even like a British aristocrat wouldn't let

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<v Speaker 1>me pull my chips into my hand?

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<v Speaker 3>Please British?

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<v Speaker 2>And why don't with the pinkyad? What are you doing

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<v Speaker 2>British people? First of all, don't you have food?

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<v Speaker 3>And it's known.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a sharing type of people. Okay, that's why.

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<v Speaker 3>We had to fight for independence.

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<v Speaker 2>I do I do the out of the bag. If

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<v Speaker 2>you're taking it, hey, can I get some of them?

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<v Speaker 3>This is a cake? Can I get some of them?

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<v Speaker 3>That's the difference.

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<v Speaker 2>You're out of the bag, you pour into the hand

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<v Speaker 2>and pop an eminem. If you're eating M and m's

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<v Speaker 2>out of the bag, what do you do? You do

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<v Speaker 2>a dig or you do a dump?

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<v Speaker 1>I do a dig by M and ms. Now your mine?

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<v Speaker 1>I bought them from me. I don't buy eminem's expecting

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you to be around the corner. Gone.

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<v Speaker 3>You have never offered me an eminem when you're eating them.

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<v Speaker 2>You always have you're of course, so now you're inviting

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<v Speaker 2>me also to your germy fingers.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's where with gum? If I have gum, yes, get

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<v Speaker 1>your own gums.

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<v Speaker 3>Wrapped.

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<v Speaker 2>Who's rolling around with a thing of poles?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what you want?

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<v Speaker 2>Hot? I want hot gum seated on a gum, another

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<v Speaker 2>pet peeve gum in the back.

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<v Speaker 1>Pa.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, yeah, a hot gum is the worst thing

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<v Speaker 2>to put in your mouth. A hot gum, A hot oh,

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<v Speaker 2>a hot baba. Nobody wants a hot bubba by my mouth?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god? Double twiny okay, okay, fruit, it's gonna move

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<v Speaker 2>you toilet. That's the worst.

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<v Speaker 1>Hot red, big red, big red red, good way.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't like a cinnamon. That's a cinnamon explosion in

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<v Speaker 3>your mouth.

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<v Speaker 2>Bid yeah, big out of the juicy fruit wig Lee

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<v Speaker 2>spearmint or big red. You go, big red, Top three,

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<v Speaker 2>you go, big red.

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<v Speaker 1>Juicy Fruit's great for three seconds, the.

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<v Speaker 3>Best three seconds. You'll have a half. Wait, you didn't

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<v Speaker 3>give a pet peeve though.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh my, my weirdest pet peeve. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>it is. I don't know where it comes from. I've

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<v Speaker 1>thought about it. If I get soap underneath my fingernails,

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<v Speaker 1>it makes.

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<v Speaker 3>Me like a hands, like a bar soap.

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<v Speaker 1>If I go get the ivory or something in my

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<v Speaker 1>and and I get a little even if I'm picking

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<v Speaker 1>it and as wet or something. I get soap under

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<v Speaker 1>under my fingernails. I get like, I just get the

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<v Speaker 1>he b GB. I don't know what it is, so

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<v Speaker 1>I have to I have to pick it up the

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<v Speaker 1>right way.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a weird feeling.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't know. Something that must have happened in

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<v Speaker 1>a past life.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, hot buba, All right, hot buba.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, here's the next question. What's for dinner tonight? What's

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<v Speaker 1>for dinner for you tonight?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm getting taken out to dinner by my friend James

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<v Speaker 2>Murray around the tails and it's well, I'm hoping to

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<v Speaker 2>get the second base.

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<v Speaker 1>Where are we?

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<v Speaker 3>We'll going to a place right around the corner from here. Boy,

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<v Speaker 3>it's an.

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<v Speaker 2>BLOPI is a great name for it.

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<v Speaker 1>The Blimpy's is the worst name.

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<v Speaker 2>For anything but flimpy sandwich.

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<v Speaker 1>Glimpy?

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<v Speaker 2>What I E?

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<v Speaker 3>They did it to be fun? Do you have the Blimpe's?

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<v Speaker 3>You never? You don't have blompes. You have Blumpe's.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it's after Okay makes sense now.

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<v Speaker 3>No blimpe subway put him under some way in question.

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<v Speaker 1>Food poisoning once from my last blimpiece.

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<v Speaker 2>Really yeah, are they aren't they named after experiens. Popey's

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<v Speaker 2>friend Blimpe, isn't his name? Popey's friend who always ate?

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<v Speaker 2>I'll i'll pay gladly pay you now, Bruto, but he's

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<v Speaker 2>a bad guy.

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<v Speaker 1>It's wimpyways, I'm glad they pay you for a hamburger today,

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<v Speaker 1>for a hamburger, right, Yeah. I think the Blimpe's because

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<v Speaker 1>they look like a blimp. Like a blimp, I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>dip ship. I didn't put that together.

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<v Speaker 3>You got it? Well, there you go, all right, So

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<v Speaker 3>another finger nails chross.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, what's the second last question? That's a good question.

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<v Speaker 3>So last for the first one?

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<v Speaker 1>What's for dinner? Okay? Ready, who was your childhood crush?

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<v Speaker 3>I had a couple.

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<v Speaker 1>It was your first Uh sorry, I'm gonta.

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<v Speaker 2>I go to celebrity, going to celebrity, you're going to

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<v Speaker 2>people people in your life.

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<v Speaker 1>I would say, I would say, well, that's a good

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<v Speaker 1>way to look at it, because.

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<v Speaker 2>Daniel Kennedy for sure was my childhood crushed in school,

0:26:07.440 --> 0:26:09.639
<v Speaker 2>in school, in school, what was it about Daniel Kennedy?

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<v Speaker 3>She was just gorgeous. Yeah, she just hit me, hit

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<v Speaker 3>me right.

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<v Speaker 2>She had beautiful brunette hair, she was sweet, nice tan skin, beautiful, beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>And and and who did Daniel Kennedy become?

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<v Speaker 3>When I got the bloody nose on I sneezed on

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<v Speaker 3>at our date? Remember that story?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, we went to the movies as a girl.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you seen her on Facebook or anything? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think I think they.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's who came up when you put that's.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a face you see when the lightning bolt strikes

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<v Speaker 1>and standing your bed at three in.

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<v Speaker 2>The morning, that's a scary. That was my childhood. Actually,

0:26:47.280 --> 0:26:49.160
<v Speaker 2>you know what that's that's actually kind of a lie.

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<v Speaker 2>It was probably Christine Cordani, Christine Cortin Cordani.

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<v Speaker 1>What was about Christine cordon.

0:26:53.960 --> 0:26:57.040
<v Speaker 2>Christine Cordanni was just she was a basketball player. She

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<v Speaker 2>played basket like it, uh, super sweet, super sweet as well.

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<v Speaker 2>There's just something about Christine Cordney. I gave her my

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<v Speaker 2>tie when we graduated eighth grade, so we all had

0:27:06.200 --> 0:27:09.920
<v Speaker 2>to wear eighth grade our eighth grade you know ties

0:27:09.960 --> 0:27:12.840
<v Speaker 2>and Santa Daberts and then the boys when they graduated, they.

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<v Speaker 3>Gave their tide to who they liked the big leagues.

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<v Speaker 3>That's it. Yeah, And then I never talked to her again.

0:27:16.760 --> 0:27:18.639
<v Speaker 1>You never talked to her. Have you heard through the

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<v Speaker 1>grapevine what she's up to.

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<v Speaker 2>They all know of me and about me, because just

0:27:22.200 --> 0:27:24.080
<v Speaker 2>because there was a tight NIT community in stant Alan. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I think I've bumped into people here and there. One

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<v Speaker 2>of my good girlfriends in that group, her name is Tracy.

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<v Speaker 2>She lived actually ended up living with her boyfriend on

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<v Speaker 2>the same block as me and my mother was my

0:27:33.800 --> 0:27:37.159
<v Speaker 2>mother's basement. She was renting somebody else's basement with her

0:27:37.160 --> 0:27:39.800
<v Speaker 2>and her boyfriend at the time. And then uh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so I you know, I kept in touch a little

0:27:41.600 --> 0:27:43.040
<v Speaker 2>bit with them, but through Facebook people I have seen

0:27:43.040 --> 0:27:43.480
<v Speaker 2>where I'm mat.

0:27:43.480 --> 0:27:45.080
<v Speaker 3>I think they're all friends and follow me still on.

0:27:45.000 --> 0:27:47.280
<v Speaker 2>Facebook and whatnot, but I don't really talk to any

0:27:47.320 --> 0:27:47.720
<v Speaker 2>of them.

0:27:47.960 --> 0:27:48.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So those would be Mike Tho would be probab Yeah, definitely,

0:27:50.920 --> 0:27:51.640
<v Speaker 2>Christine Cordani.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. How about you Amy Runyon. Oh, I think I

0:27:55.800 --> 0:28:00.240
<v Speaker 1>was like the canyon what well? Yeah, yeah, I think

0:28:00.240 --> 0:28:00.760
<v Speaker 1>it was spelled like.

0:28:00.760 --> 0:28:02.320
<v Speaker 3>You didn't put run your canyon together?

0:28:02.359 --> 0:28:06.800
<v Speaker 1>That trust trying to block Los Angeles out of my mind?

0:28:07.680 --> 0:28:08.399
<v Speaker 2>Amy Runyon.

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<v Speaker 3>A what was it about? Amy?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh? Just I don't know. It's like she's she had

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<v Speaker 1>this great smile. And we were at church camp. This

0:28:17.200 --> 0:28:18.760
<v Speaker 1>must be like six or seven.

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<v Speaker 3>Nothing like a run in the church camp. What the

0:28:23.440 --> 0:28:24.600
<v Speaker 3>hell is church camp?

0:28:24.680 --> 0:28:27.320
<v Speaker 1>You don't went to church camp. Never, everybody from your

0:28:27.400 --> 0:28:31.360
<v Speaker 1>church goes to camp for or whatever. Yeah, they can't.

0:28:31.400 --> 0:28:32.160
<v Speaker 2>They called church camp.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but very little Jesus involved.

0:28:35.320 --> 0:28:35.600
<v Speaker 2>Really.

0:28:35.640 --> 0:28:36.359
<v Speaker 1>He never showed up.

0:28:36.600 --> 0:28:39.479
<v Speaker 2>Never kind of a bummer on the third day.

0:28:42.080 --> 0:28:46.560
<v Speaker 1>But I remember we we went into school, uh, and

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<v Speaker 1>I let I let her borrow my deaf leopard set

0:28:51.440 --> 0:28:55.080
<v Speaker 1>tape and we were in Spanish class and she listened

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<v Speaker 1>to like an earbud and.

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<v Speaker 2>We did that's the modern and lady in the tramp, Yeah,

0:29:01.920 --> 0:29:03.000
<v Speaker 2>that's modern lady.

0:29:03.240 --> 0:29:06.280
<v Speaker 1>And uh and that was it. That was it. That

0:29:06.280 --> 0:29:09.640
<v Speaker 1>That's as far as it went. We shared we shared earbuds.

0:29:09.720 --> 0:29:10.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I never, I never.

0:29:10.840 --> 0:29:13.280
<v Speaker 2>I never took it further than giving a tie or

0:29:13.280 --> 0:29:15.120
<v Speaker 2>giving a bloody nose sneeze onto a girl.

0:29:15.320 --> 0:29:16.280
<v Speaker 3>That are my two crushes.

0:29:17.080 --> 0:29:20.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but that was uh, yeah, that was her and

0:29:20.080 --> 0:29:23.680
<v Speaker 1>I think she I think she got a Yeah, she

0:29:23.680 --> 0:29:26.960
<v Speaker 1>got married, just like most groups too. At some point.

0:29:27.040 --> 0:29:27.880
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they met a boy.

0:29:28.200 --> 0:29:30.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, boy head intercourse.

0:29:30.680 --> 0:29:31.520
<v Speaker 3>Popped out one or two.

0:29:31.640 --> 0:29:33.280
<v Speaker 1>She probably never thought about me ever.

0:29:33.800 --> 0:29:35.920
<v Speaker 2>Well I heard that she named her first get Steve.

0:29:37.160 --> 0:29:37.640
<v Speaker 3>No relation.

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<v Speaker 1>Just look, son a bitch, you're gutting me. This is

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<v Speaker 1>coming to us from Okay, this is interesting, celestic great.

0:29:49.680 --> 0:29:50.520
<v Speaker 3>The last that was great.

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<v Speaker 1>Three questions c last great it is from Grace. A

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<v Speaker 1>quick question for Joe and Steve if you do this

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<v Speaker 1>too when at your shows? Do you you ever go

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<v Speaker 1>up to the balcony just to see what everyone else sees?

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<v Speaker 1>We just did it from below. Yeah, we just did it.

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<v Speaker 3>Where was that was then?

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<v Speaker 1>Less expensive seats for the Palace theater at Joshow.

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<v Speaker 2>So okay, yeah, we just did it at an elk

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<v Speaker 2>cart Indiana was.

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<v Speaker 1>A Yeah, gorgeous theater.

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<v Speaker 3>Gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 1>That was gorgeous. Yeah, very surprising to me, so so cool.

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<v Speaker 2>And we actually got to stand up and look at

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<v Speaker 2>it from the top.

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<v Speaker 3>And I always like the first thing I do is

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<v Speaker 3>when I stand on.

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<v Speaker 2>Stage, I look to see where the back if I

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<v Speaker 2>could see the back, so you know how far you

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<v Speaker 2>have to project to connect and whatnot.

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<v Speaker 3>I talked to the I talked to the balcony as

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<v Speaker 3>much as I do the orchestra.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of people when they play kind of down here,

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<v Speaker 2>but I love looking up look at Yeah. But uh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I think I think I do do that pretty often.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, yeah, because we get there earlier. You know, we

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<v Speaker 3>get there.

0:30:50.000 --> 0:30:51.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you you always get there early.

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<v Speaker 3>You like to walk, You don't.

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<v Speaker 1>If the show. If I'm on at eight fifteen, I

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<v Speaker 1>like to show up at eight fourteen. I don't like

0:30:58.280 --> 0:31:02.600
<v Speaker 1>to putts around. I like to just dip in do it.

0:31:03.040 --> 0:31:04.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't like waiting around.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes you do, al'ad even do it for as long

0:31:05.280 --> 0:31:08.520
<v Speaker 2>as you're supposed to. That's my favorite story about you

0:31:08.760 --> 0:31:10.440
<v Speaker 2>is when you opened for Colin. Jos I came to

0:31:10.440 --> 0:31:11.960
<v Speaker 2>see you. Me and Jiggy came to see you open

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<v Speaker 2>for Colin. And Colin they had like five openers and

0:31:15.480 --> 0:31:17.160
<v Speaker 2>they were like, He's like just two ten minutes. You're like, fine,

0:31:17.720 --> 0:31:20.440
<v Speaker 2>do fifteen minutes, right or whatever you're doing fifteen fifteen.

0:31:20.440 --> 0:31:21.680
<v Speaker 2>You said fine because you had a bunch of people

0:31:21.680 --> 0:31:23.560
<v Speaker 2>opening for him, so you're like, fine, I'll do fifteen.

0:31:23.760 --> 0:31:26.040
<v Speaker 2>And then the person who was running his the whole

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<v Speaker 2>night for him, his tour manager, was like, okay, Steve's up,

0:31:28.400 --> 0:31:30.160
<v Speaker 2>and then she was saying who was next or whatever,

0:31:30.280 --> 0:31:33.680
<v Speaker 2>and Colin you were opening right before Colin and right

0:31:33.680 --> 0:31:37.080
<v Speaker 2>before somebody going before Colin, and I said, they said,

0:31:37.120 --> 0:31:38.720
<v Speaker 2>you asked for a light because you weren't sure about

0:31:38.720 --> 0:31:40.920
<v Speaker 2>the time you had just landed. You literally getting in

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<v Speaker 2>your suit as the first the person.

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<v Speaker 3>Before you was closing.

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<v Speaker 1>I rushed there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so you rush there. You got in and you

0:31:45.440 --> 0:31:49.000
<v Speaker 2>had hit traffic, and because it's New York, of course

0:31:49.000 --> 0:31:51.640
<v Speaker 2>it's New Jersey. And then you got on stage and

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<v Speaker 2>you said, all right, just give me a light because

0:31:53.080 --> 0:31:54.920
<v Speaker 2>you were little like so I know, I have to

0:31:54.920 --> 0:31:57.280
<v Speaker 2>wrap up a little frazzled. And the way that the

0:31:57.280 --> 0:31:59.320
<v Speaker 2>theater was set up, as in the top right corner

0:31:59.360 --> 0:32:02.520
<v Speaker 2>there was a sound technician who had a TV monitor

0:32:02.560 --> 0:32:04.400
<v Speaker 2>like a computer monitor was looking at all of it,

0:32:04.440 --> 0:32:08.680
<v Speaker 2>and the monitor was bright, and it was in the

0:32:08.720 --> 0:32:10.840
<v Speaker 2>same direction where you would be getting the light. And

0:32:10.840 --> 0:32:12.520
<v Speaker 2>you're doing your thing, You're doing your cry work, your crush,

0:32:12.560 --> 0:32:13.920
<v Speaker 2>and you have a good time. You're up there for

0:32:14.080 --> 0:32:19.880
<v Speaker 2>three minutes and the guy like drops something and he

0:32:19.960 --> 0:32:24.560
<v Speaker 2>bends down to get to get the whatever he had dropped,

0:32:24.600 --> 0:32:28.280
<v Speaker 2>and he exposes the monitor which is bright, and you

0:32:28.480 --> 0:32:29.960
<v Speaker 2>I see you look up and catch it out of

0:32:30.000 --> 0:32:31.680
<v Speaker 2>the corner of your eye and he stood back up,

0:32:31.720 --> 0:32:33.800
<v Speaker 2>so you thought it was the light and you went

0:32:33.880 --> 0:32:37.120
<v Speaker 2>directly into your closer, which is a two and a

0:32:37.160 --> 0:32:39.160
<v Speaker 2>half minute joke. I know it because I've heard it often.

0:32:39.760 --> 0:32:41.840
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, I was like, oh shit, he

0:32:41.880 --> 0:32:43.360
<v Speaker 2>think he thinks he got the light. And I'm on

0:32:43.440 --> 0:32:45.680
<v Speaker 2>stage with the tor manager and I said, oh, I said,

0:32:45.680 --> 0:32:47.760
<v Speaker 2>he's wrapping up, and she looks at our clock. He's like,

0:32:47.800 --> 0:32:49.640
<v Speaker 2>she's like, he's been on four and a half minutes.

0:32:49.680 --> 0:32:53.040
<v Speaker 2>I said, he thinks he got the light. He goes, no,

0:32:53.120 --> 0:32:56.480
<v Speaker 2>that's impossible. I said, no, that's what's happening. And she

0:32:56.600 --> 0:32:59.000
<v Speaker 2>was like, ah, she ran to go find the next person,

0:32:59.040 --> 0:33:00.600
<v Speaker 2>who I believe was in the bad room to come

0:33:00.800 --> 0:33:03.480
<v Speaker 2>get me because you're rounding. Yeah, that she was coming

0:33:03.520 --> 0:33:05.600
<v Speaker 2>to get him, and you're a coach. She comes back

0:33:05.640 --> 0:33:07.880
<v Speaker 2>and she's like in full smout. You're like, all right, guys,

0:33:07.880 --> 0:33:09.760
<v Speaker 2>you read to get this show going, and she's like ah,

0:33:10.080 --> 0:33:12.960
<v Speaker 2>she's like on the WALKI it was so funny.

0:33:13.120 --> 0:33:15.719
<v Speaker 1>Well that happened with us this past weekend where I

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<v Speaker 1>got off I think a little earlier because I said

0:33:18.400 --> 0:33:19.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna do this I'm gonna

0:33:19.960 --> 0:33:21.120
<v Speaker 1>do this. I'll end on this.

0:33:21.560 --> 0:33:23.680
<v Speaker 2>Literally ironing my shirt. It was only me and you

0:33:23.760 --> 0:33:25.800
<v Speaker 2>was a two man show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm literally

0:33:25.840 --> 0:33:28.800
<v Speaker 2>ironing my shirt in the green room. And I hear

0:33:29.560 --> 0:33:32.640
<v Speaker 2>you say, you guys ready to keep the show going.

0:33:33.400 --> 0:33:35.600
<v Speaker 2>And I was like this, mother, you told me you're doing.

0:33:35.760 --> 0:33:36.720
<v Speaker 2>I watched you.

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<v Speaker 1>Do your joke, but I was at I was at uh.

0:33:39.880 --> 0:33:41.960
<v Speaker 1>I think I was at twenty or whatever. It is,

0:33:42.040 --> 0:33:44.800
<v Speaker 1>like if I'm doing twenty, I'm at the twenty minute mark,

0:33:44.840 --> 0:33:47.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I gotta go off stage because I don't

0:33:47.040 --> 0:33:50.680
<v Speaker 1>want to go over because some people are just particular,

0:33:50.760 --> 0:33:53.160
<v Speaker 1>Like I'd be particular, you know, if somebody's going over,

0:33:53.360 --> 0:33:55.200
<v Speaker 1>Like if you say you're doing twenty and then you

0:33:55.200 --> 0:33:58.200
<v Speaker 1>do twenty four twenty five, I'd be like, okay. But

0:33:58.960 --> 0:34:01.160
<v Speaker 1>if if i'm if if I say I'm doing you

0:34:01.600 --> 0:34:04.400
<v Speaker 1>know you're the you say, hey do twenty, I'm doing twenty. Yeah,

0:34:04.480 --> 0:34:07.400
<v Speaker 1>like and so I want to be respectful to that dismount.

0:34:07.520 --> 0:34:10.600
<v Speaker 1>And and even though I I was like, but the

0:34:10.640 --> 0:34:11.799
<v Speaker 1>crowd was great, they were great.

0:34:11.840 --> 0:34:13.319
<v Speaker 2>You were crushing, Like, I don't want you to go

0:34:13.440 --> 0:34:15.960
<v Speaker 2>an extra three minutes if they're doing well, yeah, don't

0:34:16.000 --> 0:34:17.839
<v Speaker 2>stand there for your suck and get out of well.

0:34:17.960 --> 0:34:19.160
<v Speaker 1>I know you know what I mean though, right I

0:34:19.239 --> 0:34:20.200
<v Speaker 1>fin I didn't want to.

0:34:20.719 --> 0:34:22.640
<v Speaker 2>But if we didn't have the conversation when you told me,

0:34:22.680 --> 0:34:24.400
<v Speaker 2>because I watched you were doing a bit, a new

0:34:24.440 --> 0:34:26.279
<v Speaker 2>bit that I wanted to see before that. So I

0:34:26.320 --> 0:34:28.359
<v Speaker 2>watched that bit. I was like, okay, that did great,

0:34:28.400 --> 0:34:29.839
<v Speaker 2>and then I left to go on my shirt because

0:34:29.840 --> 0:34:31.080
<v Speaker 2>I figured I was okay, I have time now.

0:34:31.120 --> 0:34:32.120
<v Speaker 3>I was in my undershirt.

0:34:32.239 --> 0:34:34.960
<v Speaker 2>Sure was sitting there and you were supposed to do

0:34:35.000 --> 0:34:36.640
<v Speaker 2>that last bit and you were introducing me, and all

0:34:36.640 --> 0:34:39.040
<v Speaker 2>I hear is Zach, one of the guy who works

0:34:39.040 --> 0:34:40.240
<v Speaker 2>for us. He's like, show.

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<v Speaker 1>Running, looking you here, Hello, beautiful, Like, oh mother, let's go. Yeah, yeah,

0:34:49.280 --> 0:34:52.399
<v Speaker 1>that was That was funny with Colin even calm, He's like, whoa,

0:34:52.760 --> 0:34:57.840
<v Speaker 1>that's like that was coming. I'll give you the friend discount.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't worry. Okay, this is coming to us from Rachel

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<v Speaker 1>Hi Steve. I met Joe at a show in Greensboro,

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<v Speaker 1>the one where he brought a baby up on stage,

0:35:07.880 --> 0:35:09.719
<v Speaker 1>and he told me to send you this photo to

0:35:09.760 --> 0:35:13.000
<v Speaker 1>remind you all to answer my awesome question. So do

0:35:13.000 --> 0:35:15.399
<v Speaker 1>you remember this young I remember the lady. Okay, that's

0:35:15.400 --> 0:35:16.319
<v Speaker 1>her picture. There we go.

0:35:16.400 --> 0:35:17.279
<v Speaker 3>Yes, I met her at the meeting.

0:35:17.719 --> 0:35:21.480
<v Speaker 1>The reminder yes, yes. Question is how do you face

0:35:21.560 --> 0:35:24.360
<v Speaker 1>your greatest fear? Love you mommies, and thanks again to

0:35:24.440 --> 0:35:24.719
<v Speaker 1>Joe for.

0:35:24.800 --> 0:35:27.560
<v Speaker 2>All the last That wasn't the question she asked me.

0:35:27.840 --> 0:35:29.399
<v Speaker 1>How do you face your greatest fear?

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<v Speaker 3>Scroll up? What was the question she asked before? That is?

0:35:32.560 --> 0:35:35.239
<v Speaker 2>That's what she asked. That's it because she told me

0:35:35.280 --> 0:35:37.840
<v Speaker 2>a different question, and I said, oh, that question is awesome.

0:35:38.719 --> 0:35:39.960
<v Speaker 3>That wasn't the question that.

0:35:41.840 --> 0:35:42.759
<v Speaker 1>You think. I'm making it up.

0:35:43.080 --> 0:35:43.919
<v Speaker 3>No, I mess a question.

0:35:43.960 --> 0:35:46.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm messing with you.

0:35:49.320 --> 0:35:51.880
<v Speaker 1>I gotta go to the Sevenfore, how do you face.

0:35:51.719 --> 0:35:54.240
<v Speaker 3>Your greatest fear? I thought was very good because.

0:35:55.400 --> 0:35:58.279
<v Speaker 2>I like sometimes what we could give advice, and I

0:35:58.280 --> 0:36:01.080
<v Speaker 2>feel like fear freezes on lot of people. I've seen it.

0:36:01.160 --> 0:36:03.799
<v Speaker 2>I've lived it. I've seen it more than I've lived it.

0:36:03.800 --> 0:36:05.160
<v Speaker 2>I try to fight through the fear, but I've also

0:36:05.200 --> 0:36:07.200
<v Speaker 2>seen it as a parent with my daughter and my son.

0:36:07.920 --> 0:36:12.680
<v Speaker 2>But I think fear is the isn't a mobilizer, sure,

0:36:12.719 --> 0:36:17.480
<v Speaker 2>and it doesn't only stop you from growing or doing things,

0:36:17.560 --> 0:36:20.080
<v Speaker 2>but also affect it could affect a full life path.

0:36:20.480 --> 0:36:24.200
<v Speaker 2>I think fear is the single most probably besides regret.

0:36:24.920 --> 0:36:27.800
<v Speaker 2>I think fear is the biggest amobilizer to personal growth.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't yeah, I don't disagree with you when you

0:36:31.440 --> 0:36:33.319
<v Speaker 1>put it in the context like that. It's such a

0:36:33.360 --> 0:36:39.120
<v Speaker 1>smart way to break it down. Yeah, when I hear fear,

0:36:39.160 --> 0:36:42.080
<v Speaker 1>I just start thinking of horror films because you had

0:36:42.120 --> 0:36:46.120
<v Speaker 1>like a grade. But but I agree, I think, you know,

0:36:46.800 --> 0:36:51.320
<v Speaker 1>it's fearful to you know, like being in the industry

0:36:51.320 --> 0:36:54.880
<v Speaker 1>we're in, there's so much to fear. Like there truly

0:36:55.000 --> 0:36:59.040
<v Speaker 1>is like if you if you wrote down all the

0:36:59.080 --> 0:37:02.160
<v Speaker 1>speed bumps, the road bumps, the doors that are going

0:37:02.239 --> 0:37:03.920
<v Speaker 1>to the constant rejection.

0:37:04.120 --> 0:37:08.080
<v Speaker 2>Right, it's a land mind that it's all over. Yeah,

0:37:08.280 --> 0:37:09.320
<v Speaker 2>nobody would take a step.

0:37:09.560 --> 0:37:16.000
<v Speaker 1>Everybody's greatest fear. It's ranked higher than death, right, And

0:37:16.000 --> 0:37:18.080
<v Speaker 1>that's what we do. It's what we do for a living,

0:37:18.280 --> 0:37:21.759
<v Speaker 1>and and via public speaking, we make a living doing this.

0:37:21.880 --> 0:37:25.960
<v Speaker 1>You know, some and then all others then also feary

0:37:25.960 --> 0:37:26.360
<v Speaker 1>to fail.

0:37:26.880 --> 0:37:29.479
<v Speaker 2>But you fail to make somebody laugh, right, So that's

0:37:29.560 --> 0:37:33.400
<v Speaker 2>that's right, Right, you're publicly speaking with a feary to

0:37:33.440 --> 0:37:37.359
<v Speaker 2>fail from making people laugh. And everyone is looking at you. Well,

0:37:37.480 --> 0:37:39.160
<v Speaker 2>so it's like everything wrapped together, right.

0:37:39.320 --> 0:37:43.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't think people realize the most common attribute to

0:37:43.719 --> 0:37:48.000
<v Speaker 1>being a comedian is failure. You're taking things on a

0:37:48.080 --> 0:37:50.920
<v Speaker 1>daily or nightly basis, right, Things you scribbled on a

0:37:50.960 --> 0:37:53.279
<v Speaker 1>notepad or in a napkin, or you just remembered it

0:37:53.360 --> 0:37:55.000
<v Speaker 1>on your phone. You you bring it to the stage.

0:37:55.160 --> 0:37:56.360
<v Speaker 3>We're also trying it in the moment.

0:37:56.719 --> 0:37:58.799
<v Speaker 1>Trying it in the moment, nine times out of ten,

0:37:59.560 --> 0:38:02.759
<v Speaker 1>it's gonna fail. The one time out of ten, that's

0:38:03.040 --> 0:38:05.920
<v Speaker 1>what keeps you going, right. So I think stand up

0:38:05.920 --> 0:38:09.319
<v Speaker 1>comedy is the ultimate lesson in failure. I mean, it

0:38:09.360 --> 0:38:12.440
<v Speaker 1>could be attributed to so many professions, but just because

0:38:12.440 --> 0:38:18.120
<v Speaker 1>of what we did do, I just think it's more

0:38:18.400 --> 0:38:20.440
<v Speaker 1>This job is more about failure than anything. I mean,

0:38:20.440 --> 0:38:23.439
<v Speaker 1>when you watch an hour special, you're seeing the one

0:38:23.480 --> 0:38:25.960
<v Speaker 1>thing that worked. You're not seeing the nine things that

0:38:26.000 --> 0:38:28.640
<v Speaker 1>didn't work right, And so that's why it takes.

0:38:28.560 --> 0:38:31.520
<v Speaker 2>Sixty minutes that worked, not the one hundred and eighty

0:38:31.560 --> 0:38:32.240
<v Speaker 2>minutes that didn't.

0:38:32.719 --> 0:38:35.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I mean that's the right way to put it.

0:38:35.960 --> 0:38:39.440
<v Speaker 1>So I think it's I think if anybody understands or

0:38:39.440 --> 0:38:44.360
<v Speaker 1>appreciates or you know, doesn't mind giving a warm embrace

0:38:44.400 --> 0:38:48.240
<v Speaker 1>to failure. It's anybody that does this for a living. Yeah, sure,

0:38:48.600 --> 0:38:49.440
<v Speaker 1>but I think what.

0:38:49.440 --> 0:38:51.719
<v Speaker 2>About you think about fear When you think about fear

0:38:51.800 --> 0:38:53.680
<v Speaker 2>just in general, right in your life. Now take it

0:38:53.680 --> 0:38:56.120
<v Speaker 2>away from comedy, but just think about how you've conquered things.

0:38:57.200 --> 0:38:59.960
<v Speaker 2>Fear of commitment, right to get married, or fear of fatherhood,

0:39:00.080 --> 0:39:03.000
<v Speaker 2>fear of like any of that stuff, like fear of

0:39:03.000 --> 0:39:04.600
<v Speaker 2>not knowing what you're doing. Like I remember that being

0:39:04.600 --> 0:39:07.480
<v Speaker 2>a big thing for me about like when you're when

0:39:07.520 --> 0:39:09.799
<v Speaker 2>you became a parent, right, because on paper, it's like, oh,

0:39:09.840 --> 0:39:11.520
<v Speaker 2>you know, and then you realize nobody knows what they're doing,

0:39:11.560 --> 0:39:13.080
<v Speaker 2>and then it's like, oh, but now you have you

0:39:13.080 --> 0:39:15.160
<v Speaker 2>have to do it, like you have to. You're responsible

0:39:15.160 --> 0:39:17.960
<v Speaker 2>for these humans, not only in a monetary thing, which

0:39:18.000 --> 0:39:19.520
<v Speaker 2>was a sidetrack for me where I thought, oh, as

0:39:19.520 --> 0:39:22.200
<v Speaker 2>long as I provide monetarily, I'm doing all right, which

0:39:22.239 --> 0:39:25.000
<v Speaker 2>is wrong, the wrong way to think about it. Then

0:39:25.040 --> 0:39:27.440
<v Speaker 2>it's like, oh, now you have to help mold these children,

0:39:27.480 --> 0:39:28.480
<v Speaker 2>and then you have a fear of like, oh, I

0:39:28.480 --> 0:39:30.680
<v Speaker 2>don't want to fail them, like even this morning with Remo,

0:39:30.800 --> 0:39:33.160
<v Speaker 2>like I got upset about something with him, and he

0:39:33.200 --> 0:39:34.680
<v Speaker 2>got really upset, and I was like, I shouldn't have

0:39:34.719 --> 0:39:36.040
<v Speaker 2>got that upset. And I know I'm not going to

0:39:36.040 --> 0:39:37.560
<v Speaker 2>see him for like five days, and I'm like, what,

0:39:37.960 --> 0:39:39.239
<v Speaker 2>like that was like the last thing I was doing.

0:39:39.280 --> 0:39:41.440
<v Speaker 1>But you had to have that failure. It's almost like

0:39:41.480 --> 0:39:45.000
<v Speaker 1>success is like a is like a graduation of failures. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>So you've got to you've got to get your teeth

0:39:47.960 --> 0:39:49.920
<v Speaker 1>kicked in, you got a trip, you gotta fall, you've

0:39:49.920 --> 0:39:53.040
<v Speaker 1>got to get hammered, and all these things. And the

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<v Speaker 1>key is if you don't learn from those failures, then

0:39:55.840 --> 0:39:58.480
<v Speaker 1>you'll never get to those successes. Yes, then you're just

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<v Speaker 1>caught up in the definition of insanit, which is doing

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<v Speaker 1>the same thing over and over again. So yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>I think, uh, I think it's it's important to your

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<v Speaker 1>point at the beginning to go back full circle. Is

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<v Speaker 1>is is? I think sometimes people just think too much

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<v Speaker 1>and you're almost creating like a checklist of reasons to

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<v Speaker 1>not do it. But it's like, you know, so many

0:40:22.200 --> 0:40:23.880
<v Speaker 1>times you hear people, well, I'm gonna have kids at

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<v Speaker 1>the right time, or you know, I'm going to move

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<v Speaker 1>to New York at the right time. It's just like

0:40:27.239 --> 0:40:29.440
<v Speaker 1>there's no right time. Just figure the fuck out. Just

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<v Speaker 1>get on with it. And as soon as you put

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<v Speaker 1>yourself in the lines den, the quicker you'll make those

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<v Speaker 1>those failures, and the quicker you can get past those

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<v Speaker 1>to get on the way to the path to success.

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<v Speaker 1>I think so, I think.

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<v Speaker 2>I think my advice would be similar to yours. If

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<v Speaker 2>you can't fight through the fear to do it, like

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<v Speaker 2>if you have to like it, whatever it is, it's

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<v Speaker 2>your fear of something.

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<v Speaker 3>You're facing your fear and you want to get through it.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm not like talking about like heights or any

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<v Speaker 2>of that stuff, like you know, a rachmophobia, those things

0:40:57.440 --> 0:40:59.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm talking about like fear of like making a decision

0:40:59.640 --> 0:41:01.839
<v Speaker 2>in your life, for taking a risk, if that's the fear,

0:41:01.840 --> 0:41:03.400
<v Speaker 2>because that's what I think, that's what I imagine she's

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<v Speaker 2>speaking of. I don't think you're like, how to give

0:41:04.640 --> 0:41:07.239
<v Speaker 2>them my fear of spiders. If you can't get through it,

0:41:07.400 --> 0:41:09.920
<v Speaker 2>the most important thing to do is like a first identifying,

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<v Speaker 2>try to dismantle it.

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<v Speaker 3>Dismantle it. What are you afraid of?

0:41:12.040 --> 0:41:12.080
<v Speaker 1>What?

0:41:12.280 --> 0:41:13.360
<v Speaker 3>Why? Like? What's the outcome?

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<v Speaker 2>Break it down as best you can talk to people

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<v Speaker 2>that you trust, get their insight, talk about it, talk

0:41:18.680 --> 0:41:20.000
<v Speaker 2>about it. I'll try to just take you know, the

0:41:20.040 --> 0:41:21.520
<v Speaker 2>more you talk about something, the more you could work

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<v Speaker 2>it out.

0:41:21.760 --> 0:41:24.680
<v Speaker 3>That's always a big thing for me. If you can't.

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<v Speaker 2>Ultimately do it, you have to be okay with that,

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<v Speaker 2>because then you'll get regret. And if you get regret

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<v Speaker 2>on top of the fear, like you completely dismantle yourself

0:41:33.920 --> 0:41:35.640
<v Speaker 2>in a mental you know, you're giving yourself a mental

0:41:35.640 --> 0:41:38.400
<v Speaker 2>state that's just it's craziness. Like you can get through it.

0:41:38.440 --> 0:41:40.040
<v Speaker 2>Now you regret that you couldn't get through it, be

0:41:40.120 --> 0:41:41.319
<v Speaker 2>okay with it. You can't get through it.

0:41:41.320 --> 0:41:43.719
<v Speaker 1>If you can't get through it, right, you.

0:41:43.640 --> 0:41:45.400
<v Speaker 2>Can't face the fear and you can't fight through it.

0:41:45.440 --> 0:41:46.960
<v Speaker 2>And you can't, you have to be okay with it

0:41:47.000 --> 0:41:48.600
<v Speaker 2>and be like, Okay, at least I tried and did

0:41:48.640 --> 0:41:50.439
<v Speaker 2>everything I could to try to get through this fear.

0:41:50.480 --> 0:41:51.200
<v Speaker 3>I just can't do it.

0:41:51.440 --> 0:41:53.399
<v Speaker 2>Then be okay with it, right right, right?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, But I agree with you. I think to have

0:41:55.920 --> 0:42:02.200
<v Speaker 1>regret is almost more painful than the fear itself. Right, So,

0:42:03.160 --> 0:42:06.200
<v Speaker 1>and also just just fuck it, just do it, just

0:42:07.520 --> 0:42:08.520
<v Speaker 1>get out and do it.

0:42:08.640 --> 0:42:10.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Yeah, like you gotta give it a shot, because

0:42:10.880 --> 0:42:11.959
<v Speaker 2>you know what, You're gonna be dead.

0:42:13.640 --> 0:42:14.480
<v Speaker 1>You're gonna bead die.

0:42:14.560 --> 0:42:15.160
<v Speaker 2>We're all gonna die.

0:42:15.200 --> 0:42:16.080
<v Speaker 3>You're gonna be dead.

0:42:16.280 --> 0:42:18.399
<v Speaker 2>So you know when ultimately like people like, oh, life

0:42:18.400 --> 0:42:21.560
<v Speaker 2>doesn't matter. It doesn't like that's also a good thing, right.

0:42:21.480 --> 0:42:23.239
<v Speaker 3>People like, it doesn't matter, it's all futile. We're gonna

0:42:23.280 --> 0:42:23.760
<v Speaker 3>die anyway.

0:42:23.760 --> 0:42:25.520
<v Speaker 2>You are gonna die anyway, so might as well give

0:42:25.520 --> 0:42:26.080
<v Speaker 2>it a fucking go.

0:42:26.640 --> 0:42:31.000
<v Speaker 1>I I agree, I think I don't know. I I

0:42:31.120 --> 0:42:33.160
<v Speaker 1>you hear that so often, right, it's like, well, we're

0:42:33.160 --> 0:42:35.000
<v Speaker 1>gonna die, it doesn't matter, you know, we're all just

0:42:35.080 --> 0:42:36.960
<v Speaker 1>I remember watching this thing Jim Carrey. We're just a

0:42:37.000 --> 0:42:38.879
<v Speaker 1>specting you. Un None of this fucking matters. It's easy

0:42:38.920 --> 0:42:40.960
<v Speaker 1>to say that when you have one hundred million dollars

0:42:40.960 --> 0:42:43.759
<v Speaker 1>in the bank gym. Yeah, of course, none of the ship. Yeah,

0:42:43.840 --> 0:42:47.680
<v Speaker 1>but I do think that while you're here, why not

0:42:47.880 --> 0:42:50.279
<v Speaker 1>push things to the max and and put your best

0:42:50.280 --> 0:42:52.640
<v Speaker 1>foot forward and do the best of your abilities in

0:42:52.760 --> 0:42:56.240
<v Speaker 1>everything you do so that you don't have again that regret.

0:42:56.560 --> 0:42:59.880
<v Speaker 2>I think that's sentence right with perspective is completely there.

0:43:00.560 --> 0:43:02.759
<v Speaker 3>We're all gonna die, it doesn't matter. Or we're all

0:43:02.760 --> 0:43:03.719
<v Speaker 3>gonna die. It don't matter.

0:43:04.840 --> 0:43:06.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, right, if you're coming at her from the angle

0:43:06.960 --> 0:43:08.759
<v Speaker 2>of all we're all gonna die, it doesn't matter. I

0:43:08.840 --> 0:43:10.960
<v Speaker 2>might as well be defeated in life. Or hey, I

0:43:11.000 --> 0:43:12.439
<v Speaker 2>might as well try to give this the best shot

0:43:12.440 --> 0:43:13.440
<v Speaker 2>that I can because we're gonna die.

0:43:13.440 --> 0:43:14.280
<v Speaker 3>It doesn't matter anyway.

0:43:14.400 --> 0:43:16.759
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Like, it's just all about perspective, right, So just

0:43:16.840 --> 0:43:18.520
<v Speaker 2>try to figure out that fear and get through it.

0:43:18.400 --> 0:43:21.000
<v Speaker 1>It's so funny because I there were times, like when

0:43:21.000 --> 0:43:23.960
<v Speaker 1>I was younger, I was like, if I sat here

0:43:24.040 --> 0:43:26.160
<v Speaker 1>and thought of all the reasons why I shouldn't go

0:43:26.239 --> 0:43:29.960
<v Speaker 1>up tonight, I'd make a very valid case, you know.

0:43:30.120 --> 0:43:31.520
<v Speaker 2>So you can talk to abou about anything.

0:43:31.560 --> 0:43:34.960
<v Speaker 1>You can absolutely talk yourself out of it. But every

0:43:34.960 --> 0:43:36.920
<v Speaker 1>time at like you know, when I was younger and

0:43:36.960 --> 0:43:38.879
<v Speaker 1>I was going around the city and making the rounds

0:43:38.920 --> 0:43:41.080
<v Speaker 1>and stuff, there wasn't a night that went by that

0:43:41.160 --> 0:43:45.399
<v Speaker 1>I didn't think, well, Okay, I fucking pancaked on that

0:43:45.719 --> 0:43:49.400
<v Speaker 1>stage tonight. It was a horrible set, but I still

0:43:49.880 --> 0:43:53.319
<v Speaker 1>garnered experience from it, and I learned from it, and

0:43:53.360 --> 0:43:57.120
<v Speaker 1>so I was always glad to have had. I think, like,

0:43:57.800 --> 0:44:01.560
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I think I I think you're just

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<v Speaker 1>a better person from from disseminating your failures than you

0:44:08.040 --> 0:44:11.279
<v Speaker 1>are from the successes. I think more about I think

0:44:11.320 --> 0:44:14.360
<v Speaker 1>more about my failures ever than I ever do about

0:44:15.040 --> 0:44:17.880
<v Speaker 1>That was great. It was just like, okay, that was

0:44:17.760 --> 0:44:19.440
<v Speaker 1>it was. It was a great excuse to go out

0:44:19.440 --> 0:44:20.279
<v Speaker 1>that night. That's it.

0:44:20.360 --> 0:44:23.160
<v Speaker 2>But I would I will be on the page of

0:44:23.239 --> 0:44:25.720
<v Speaker 2>It's better to pancake and a failure than to waffle

0:44:25.880 --> 0:44:29.399
<v Speaker 2>in indecision. Oh yeah, and that is a breakfast pun

0:44:29.800 --> 0:44:32.279
<v Speaker 2>that works is also advice, and that's what you get

0:44:32.320 --> 0:44:35.120
<v Speaker 2>here on two Cool Moms because it's great. It's a

0:44:35.160 --> 0:44:37.440
<v Speaker 2>great quote that I thought of and I think it's

0:44:37.640 --> 0:44:40.200
<v Speaker 2>I think it's very good and I want to make

0:44:40.200 --> 0:44:41.120
<v Speaker 2>a T shirt and wear.

0:44:41.200 --> 0:44:43.040
<v Speaker 1>I was just going to say, we now have merch

0:44:44.600 --> 0:44:45.799
<v Speaker 1>and you got to put the one line on the

0:44:45.800 --> 0:44:49.239
<v Speaker 1>front and the other on the back, and then under

0:44:49.239 --> 0:44:52.560
<v Speaker 1>the second line it goes, now I'm hungry.

0:44:54.320 --> 0:44:57.680
<v Speaker 2>Sausage, so gets a bacon.

0:45:00.080 --> 0:45:01.520
<v Speaker 3>I think that's I think that's valles.

0:45:01.600 --> 0:45:03.080
<v Speaker 2>I think you really just got to fight through it,

0:45:03.160 --> 0:45:07.120
<v Speaker 2>and you know, I just go, just go, man, just go.

0:45:07.239 --> 0:45:10.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's so funny, you know, not to get too personal.

0:45:10.560 --> 0:45:12.640
<v Speaker 1>And I mean, this is so far removed. But I

0:45:12.680 --> 0:45:16.360
<v Speaker 1>have a friend that's in a horrible relationship. Okay, he

0:45:16.400 --> 0:45:19.719
<v Speaker 1>doesn't listen to this, so I'm fine, Okay, in bad relationship,

0:45:20.040 --> 0:45:22.200
<v Speaker 1>and every time I talk to him, just you know,

0:45:23.200 --> 0:45:27.040
<v Speaker 1>it's this, this is this, there's elements tying him to

0:45:27.640 --> 0:45:31.480
<v Speaker 1>the relationship, right, But I'm just sitting there going, you're

0:45:31.480 --> 0:45:35.000
<v Speaker 1>just fucking scared. You're just scared. Get the hell out

0:45:35.000 --> 0:45:38.000
<v Speaker 1>of the relationship because you're not happy. She's not happy.

0:45:38.200 --> 0:45:41.120
<v Speaker 1>And ultimately, no matter who you're with, whether it's great,

0:45:41.480 --> 0:45:45.000
<v Speaker 1>whether it's bad, I think anybody that truly cares and

0:45:45.080 --> 0:45:48.279
<v Speaker 1>loves you will want you to be happy. And I

0:45:48.320 --> 0:45:51.480
<v Speaker 1>think ultimately that's what anybody should want for themselves too.

0:45:51.880 --> 0:45:55.520
<v Speaker 1>If you're happy, then I think, whoever you're with, we'll

0:45:55.520 --> 0:45:57.920
<v Speaker 1>see that and want to support that and give you

0:45:58.000 --> 0:46:02.399
<v Speaker 1>tailwinds to that happiness. But you know, just I'm talking

0:46:02.400 --> 0:46:05.840
<v Speaker 1>to friend and this question comes up just about fear.

0:46:05.920 --> 0:46:08.520
<v Speaker 1>It's like, yeah, get on with it, God damn it.

0:46:08.600 --> 0:46:12.200
<v Speaker 1>Like be happy within yourself and I guarantee you, if

0:46:12.239 --> 0:46:14.600
<v Speaker 1>you're not happy, that person can't be happy. So why

0:46:14.600 --> 0:46:15.279
<v Speaker 1>are you guys doing this?

0:46:15.920 --> 0:46:19.080
<v Speaker 2>You guys could be a short stack together pancake afelies,

0:46:19.560 --> 0:46:23.480
<v Speaker 2>or you could be waffling waffle in decisions. Yeah, what

0:46:23.480 --> 0:46:27.439
<v Speaker 2>what do you want for breakfast? Yeah?

0:46:27.520 --> 0:46:28.319
<v Speaker 1>I think we really did it.

0:46:28.360 --> 0:46:30.640
<v Speaker 2>Today, guys. Well, thanks so much for listening too, cool Miles,

0:46:30.680 --> 0:46:36.280
<v Speaker 2>we appreciate you. Watch Steve Burn's special on Amazon Prime.

0:46:36.400 --> 0:46:39.520
<v Speaker 2>It's called The Last Late Night with Steve Burne. Yes,

0:46:40.239 --> 0:46:41.160
<v Speaker 2>it's phenomenal.

0:46:41.680 --> 0:46:43.000
<v Speaker 3>I'm very proud of you and I love you.

0:46:43.120 --> 0:46:44.560
<v Speaker 1>Proud of you, I love you, and thank you for

0:46:44.600 --> 0:46:47.480
<v Speaker 1>directing it. And I'll be at the Brea Improv, Houston

0:46:47.480 --> 0:46:51.080
<v Speaker 1>Improv and New Year's Eve weekend at the Milwaukee Improv.

0:46:52.680 --> 0:46:55.760
<v Speaker 1>And then I haven't really announced it yet, but we're

0:46:56.120 --> 0:46:58.960
<v Speaker 1>I'll be doing my residency in Las Vegas at the

0:46:59.000 --> 0:47:02.399
<v Speaker 1>Jimmy Kimmel Club January through July, and I know we'll

0:47:02.440 --> 0:47:05.359
<v Speaker 1>have some things going on. Sure, I'll pop by that, yeah,

0:47:05.360 --> 0:47:09.520
<v Speaker 1>and we'll get uh yeah, you're pointing at him to

0:47:10.040 --> 0:47:10.759
<v Speaker 1>eat some chips on.

0:47:11.239 --> 0:47:12.279
<v Speaker 3>Some chips on stage.

0:47:12.160 --> 0:47:14.279
<v Speaker 2>As I could watch him and you know, yeah, I

0:47:14.320 --> 0:47:15.040
<v Speaker 2>can just seethe.

0:47:16.160 --> 0:47:17.279
<v Speaker 3>I don't want to. I don't want to listen to

0:47:17.320 --> 0:47:18.080
<v Speaker 3>him eat waffles.

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