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Speaker 2: You know?

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Speaker 3: I think everyone expects like, hey, let me come with

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Speaker 2: But here's the thing. You need a unique differentiator.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, do you want your wedding to be like just

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Speaker 1: boring and like go a plan? Or do you want

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Speaker 1: to be memorable?

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Speaker 2: Come on? Yeah, exciting difference.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, instead of everyone confessing and like toasting to how

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Speaker 1: much they love you. I think higher wedding roasters say

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Speaker 1: the all right, actually legitimate idea.

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Speaker 2: Yes, that is a legiti.

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Speaker 1: I had a wedding, hire everyone to roast you and

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Speaker 1: say the worst parts about you, And if you still

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Speaker 1: want to get married after all the skeletons are out

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Speaker 3: This went from a joke to something that actually, I

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Speaker 3: would be so good. I think that would be amazing.

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Speaker 1: Fifty three percent of the marriages and a divorce, let's

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Speaker 1: you know, let's bump those numbers down.

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Speaker 2: Honestly, I think it would be like experience. Yeah, I

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Speaker 2: think it would be great.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, one feeds the dirt to like the professional like

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Speaker 3: roasting comedians.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, we could do that. We could do that.

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Speaker 1: We'll roast your wedding. Dude, if we roasted weddings, that

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Speaker 1: would be so funny.

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Speaker 2: Podcast went outside web.

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Speaker 1: We'll see just like the whole family finding out about

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Speaker 1: like thirty dirty threesomes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I love it alright.

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Speaker 1: So this happened six years ago when I was a

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Speaker 1: hot shot wedding pydeographer. I retired afterwards. I guess we'll

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Speaker 1: see why. My selling point was simple, I will shoot

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Speaker 1: They couldn't wait. Oh god, gonna wait. They're busted out.

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Speaker 1: This seems to get oh, to get them highlights. My

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Speaker 2: Nice. But I was hiding a harmless secret. You see.

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Speaker 1: My work ethic of twenty hours straight came with a caveat.

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Speaker 1: I got bored too often, but that day I found

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Speaker 1: know the most boring part of it is watching, organizing,

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Speaker 1: and naming hundreds of clips. So, just for self amusement,

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Speaker 1: I did something. Instead of naming clips how you usually

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Speaker 2: Funnily, you know, like you.

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Speaker 1: These are raw footages that will never be seen by

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Speaker 1: named and sent to the bride my client. The very

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Speaker 1: next day she called me and she loved it. She

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Speaker 1: There are all clips with his funny names.

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Speaker 2: Mmmmm. You see.

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Speaker 1: It was the weekend and her entire family was going

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Speaker 3: God, I know it's coming. Put I see you in

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Speaker 1: I unknowingly copied my funny name clips and gave those

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Speaker 1: I'll be a little richer today. Hello, I say. The

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Speaker 4: Are the most horrible person I've ever seen. You amiliated

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, you won't get away with this. Cuts

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Speaker 3: the call for file names. For file names, I want

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Speaker 1: so I called my classmate, The girl who hooked me

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Speaker 1: surely my classmate would know what's happening. Hey, Miss Blank

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Speaker 1: hell were those names? Are you out of your goddamn

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Speaker 1: and is this a prank? She's swearing at me so much?

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Speaker 1: You are unreal. Why did you do that? He said,

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Speaker 2: Wait? Video clip names don't don't, don't incriminate yourself.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you're choking at this point, but

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Speaker 1: No way, I sent them. The funny names. My heart sank.

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Speaker 1: I don't remember any of the funny names I did

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Speaker 1: I opened my computer and went into the folder. My

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Speaker 1: These were the first couple out of sixty final clips.

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Speaker 1: I deleted the whole folder without proceeding further. I couldn't

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Speaker 1: To my defense, I was a dumb, unfunny kid. To

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Speaker 2: Oh no.

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Speaker 1: The first clip was the highlights you made, which everyone enjoyed.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe someone would say the fat ugly bride

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Speaker 2: Not good enough for my daughter. I think it's a

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Speaker 3: It's a classic dad move where it's like it escalates,

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Speaker 3: where it's like, hey, why don't you ask for directions? No,

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Speaker 2: Fuck you, I don't care what you're talking about. I

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just escalating to the point where it's making

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Speaker 2: Giving that right, ZP.

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Speaker 1: That's horrible. I didn't mean it. It wasn't supposed to

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Speaker 1: that's okay. I mean, I get it. Everything is calm now.

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Speaker 1: Whenever I think of this, I cringe really hard and

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Speaker 1: I'm still sometimes talking to my classmate. She recently got married,

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Speaker 1: and suffice to say, she didn't ask me to shoot

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm very curious to hear what you guys think,

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Speaker 3: because I think this one actually might be a split

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Speaker 3: decision on if OP is actually the ahole or not right.

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Speaker 1: What are your thoughts, Okay, John, Yeah, John, If I'm

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Speaker 2: I agree, I agree, I agree, Yeah, oh, peace for

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Speaker 2: sure the asshole.

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Speaker 3: But I'm I I wonder if I wonder what the

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like defending him. No, no, no, I'm not

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Speaker 3: But yeah, no, I think Opia as one hundred percent

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Speaker 3: they're not supposed to see it, but like, you're naming

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Speaker 2: Also, it's the it's their special day like, but it's.

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Speaker 1: Also not even like even if he knew that there

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Speaker 2: It's just it's bad form. He still shouldn't have done it.

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Speaker 1: Right, bad form to insult anyone behind their back and

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Speaker 2: There we go. Yeah, I actually hot take.

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Speaker 1: I think it's more of ant fold move to insult

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Speaker 2: But no, I think that's I think that's I think

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Speaker 3: Like the other day, Nathan who runs the ones and

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Speaker 1: And everyone else was just thinking it exactly exactly.

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Speaker 3: Now I know the truth. I have no choice because

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Speaker 3: my hair like a cow, thank you, he said. He

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Speaker 3: then said, on the bright side, I looked like a

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Speaker 1: So business douche. Yeah, So I guess I'll take it.

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Speaker 1: That's something right. Let's get into this next story.

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Speaker 3: Boo, My best friend cheated on her fiance with my boyfriend.

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Speaker 3: I just found out. Now she's getting married, and I

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Speaker 3: want to ruin the wedding?

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Speaker 2: Am I the a whole?

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Speaker 1: If you're about to get married and you know there's cheating,

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Speaker 1: I think probably tell someone, right, Maybe I feel like that's.

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Speaker 2: The right thing to do. Yeah, you know, especially.

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Speaker 2: That's exactly what you should do. Yeah, one hundred percent.

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Speaker 3: Not only that, but everyone realized that the maid of

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Speaker 2: Damn. The only thing Dacy could do right is your

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Speaker 2: John.

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Speaker 3: Stacy and Tom have both been slandering me online now,

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Speaker 2: Dude, No, not at all, not at all.

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Speaker 1: As soon as you sleep with my ex fiance, all

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I have no commitment to you exactly.

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Speaker 3: I personally don't know what Tom expected, but either way,

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Speaker 3: I've been getting bombarded with texts and I heard that

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Speaker 3: Stacy has been so upset that she had to take

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Speaker 2: Okay, Stacy, Fuck Stacy.

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Speaker 3: I'm curious to hear any of your cheating stories. Having

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Speaker 3: it's one thing to cheat on your fiance that ruins

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Speaker 3: Then they tell her right before the wedding, so it's like,

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Speaker 1: Honestly, yeah, I feel just bad for OP that like

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Speaker 2: You know who also is not the ahole? Me?

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Speaker 1: Because I just bought Ashley a nice villa in a

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Speaker 1: the Australian girl. Yep, that I've been kind of seeing

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Speaker 1: while here. Mm hmmm, dude, I got the bath, but

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Speaker 1: I got the bubble bath with rose petals, and it

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Speaker 3: That is, you know, there's fucking rose.

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Speaker 2: Want to see this ship? Yeah, let's let's let's take

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Speaker 2: a look these rose petals.

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Speaker 1: Literally, I'm going to be so sad when I leave here.

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Speaker 1: I'm ready for the depression.

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Speaker 2: Trying to come with you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe that's going to be the series finale of

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Speaker 3: Sam's Love Chronicles.

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Speaker 2: Will we'll actually leave the island here? Look this, dude,

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Speaker 2: Look at this. Look what they have fucking heart on

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Speaker 2: the bed. That's cute.

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Speaker 3: Also, I love how you're doing this romantic get away.

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Speaker 3: Also on my third anniversary.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I gotta celebrate your third annivers right, I know.

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Speaker 3: Wow, thank you, you're you're You're so inclusive man, just

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Speaker 2: I so appreciate she'd time our orgasms. Wow, that's at

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Speaker 3: Time, I know that, I know that's what uh, what

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Speaker 2: Little does he know she is right behind him the

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Speaker 1: My boyfriend is a short king and I just wore

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Speaker 1: eight inch heals to the wedding.

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Speaker 2: He's furious. So am I the asshole?

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Speaker 3: You know, I really don't think that we should talk

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Speaker 3: about Cody co like that, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: He's a good guy, good guy.

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Speaker 1: He needs some hgh's got to get human growth hormone.

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Speaker 2: Pumped up, you know what I mean. He's having a baby,

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Speaker 2: actually having a baby. He is, he is, That's crazy. Yeah, dude,

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Speaker 2: can you imagine. I can't wait for the daddy coming.

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Speaker 3: They're going to start a podcast where I'd have head

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Speaker 3: out of Perth. Baby like her? What Kelsey's his circle time?

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Speaker 3: It's the baby's gonna be playtime, playtime.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Cody's trains actually becomes like a coach trade in.

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Speaker 2: The train hire us.

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Speaker 1: All right, So I have a high heel story like

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Speaker 1: today's story. Oh is this from?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: This is from our slash OKOPI show. It's by Happy

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Speaker 1: Kitty Meow Meow. Submit to the story on our subreddit

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Speaker 1: ar slash okop show. So if you want your story submitted,

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Speaker 1: go over there.

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Speaker 2: Just at a thousand there by the way, Yeah, let's go.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So, as a teenager and young twenties, I would

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Speaker 2: Wow in sanity.

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Speaker 1: I was dating this guy who was four inches taller

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Speaker 1: We were going to a wedding for his cousin and

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Speaker 2: I excused myself to the.

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Speaker 1: of the sitting guests to get backed. Oh yeah, I

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Speaker 2: No way?

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Speaker 1: Oh, I guess it's not that crazy, Lucie. I mean

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Speaker 1: this is fucking crazy. This is fucking crazy. Yeah, that's nuts, yo.

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Speaker 1: I mean I guess the platform helps it.

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Speaker 2: Now. That's that's that's sexy. Plus size oh man, heels?

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Speaker 3: Damn?

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Speaker 2: Am I attracted to this? I don't think so.

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Speaker 3: It's almost like you know when guys get like a

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Speaker 2: It like becomes too much.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sure you rock him though, Yeah, he'd be

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Speaker 3: Yeah Katie, Kitty.

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Speaker 1: Me mel Yeah, pen and heels, that's it's impressive. It

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Speaker 2: Damn.

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Speaker 1: He turned a lovely shade of purple, sat down, and

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Speaker 1: said some pretty nasty things to me. I had fun,

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Speaker 1: He tried to backtrack and apologize and begged for a while,

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Speaker 2: Waterloo bitch. Yeah, I love that.

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Speaker 3: I love that because, like I think a lot of

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Speaker 3: Like the fact that he's just so controlling over like

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Speaker 3: that is really suggests that he's very insecure.

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Speaker 1: He's very insecure and totally insecure. Bro give me, give

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Speaker 1: me a giant woman. I'm down, give me an amazonian.

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Speaker 1: I will climb that thing like a eucalyptus tree, you would,

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Speaker 1: and I'm a koala wow just smearing five gurly yeah

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Speaker 1: in ten inch heels. Oh yeah, give me a seven

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Speaker 1: foot three girl climb that chip.

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Speaker 3: Maybe that's a new video. Is sam dates only seven

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Speaker 3: feet oh seven?

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Speaker 4: Women?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but so.

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Speaker 3: Eight eight feet tall with the heels, with the heels,

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Speaker 3: with the heels, I think we should do it up.

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Speaker 2: But with that, uh, I think let's wrap this this

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Speaker 2: episode up. We love you.

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Speaker 1: We've been having some guest episodes have We've been reading

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Speaker 1: some of the comments.

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Speaker 2: You guys are vicious, just some of our guests.

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Speaker 1: Jeez, that's true. You guys are vicious. I mean, we

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Speaker 1: love you, but the O K O p r V

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Speaker 1: could could bite off some people's head.

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Speaker 3: Y'all are passionate, you know passion. We do love the

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Speaker 3: passion absolutely.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, we'll see you soon. We'll be peace