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Speaker 1: the moment you've waited for. The Jewel Show is here.

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Speaker 1: Get your butt at the front door. We are super

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Speaker 1: villains ready to overtake the world, and we're gonna do

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Speaker 1: it in style. It's time for the best Ready go

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Speaker 1: you've heard in a while, The Jews Show. How exactly

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Speaker 1: is your day gonna go to? Day? It's Jewels Show.

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Speaker 1: You're about to find out. Is it gonna be one

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Speaker 1: of those days where it's Friday and you're ready for

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Speaker 1: you remember this weekend is daylight savings time? So you're

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Speaker 1: about to be super tired on all day, good or bad?

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Speaker 1: What kind of day you're gonna have? You're gonna find

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Speaker 1: out right now with Alex's Daily Vibration. Also, can we

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Speaker 1: get rid of daylight saving times? Please? It's funny, well

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Speaker 1: how it happens in the same time every year, but

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Speaker 1: I never know when it's gonna happen. I don't know either.

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Speaker 1: I do know that spring Ford always makes me tired, though,

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Speaker 1: and I do know that a time for your daily

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Speaker 1: vibration by doing your one card tarot dross while I

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Speaker 1: shuffle my cards right now, think of a question about

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Speaker 1: a situation going on in your life that you need

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Speaker 1: clarity on. Put that in your front pocket. Carry that

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Speaker 1: throughout your day. Be aware of any signs or symbols.

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Speaker 1: When you said put it in your front pocket, I

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Speaker 1: literally pictured myself PLoP it into my front pocket and

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Speaker 1: then being in a coffee shop and taken it out

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Speaker 1: I still got it. Yeah, all right, here we go. Okay,

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Speaker 1: is it shuffling? Oh you strong girl or boy? Amazing?

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Speaker 1: It's the nine of wands and represents resilience and courage

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Speaker 1: and adversity. This indicates that you've endured significant challenges in

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Speaker 1: your life along your way and always seems like maybe

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Speaker 1: just when you're making progress, you think you suffer another setback.

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Speaker 1: Well that's life. Know that this is just a test

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Speaker 1: of your resilience and every time that you overcome an obstacle,

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Speaker 1: you're getting stronger. And that's what you need to do

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Speaker 1: to evolve as a humans. So you have the inner

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Speaker 1: when it seems the most impossible. You will eventually prosper

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Speaker 1: I love that you bring up that people always go

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Speaker 1: just when things are going great, something happens, and you

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Speaker 1: said that's life. People act surprised every single time. Seriously,

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Speaker 1: that is actually just the way life goes. It's said

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Speaker 1: so much that it must be true. When things are

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Speaker 1: going great, you're gonna encounter some kind of obstacle because

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Speaker 1: it can't be good all the time, right, and everything

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Speaker 1: doesn't always go according to plan. You have to adjust.

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Speaker 1: People still are wildly successful in whatever they want to do.

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Speaker 1: They get there, but along the way there was things

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Speaker 1: or got through them. When over and whatever, they were

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Speaker 1: still able to accomplish it. If you let those things

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Speaker 1: do life, because guess what life is That things go

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Speaker 1: away and then they go the other way for a second,

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Speaker 1: and then they go back to the other way. You

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Speaker 1: if you want to raise your vibe, you're the only

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Speaker 1: are what you believe, right. I've always felt really sad

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Speaker 1: for people that do this all time. Of course, me

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Speaker 1: and my locks always happens to me. Everything bad always have.

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Speaker 1: Of course, Well, if you think, of course everything's gonna

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Speaker 1: get messed up, then everything's gonna get messed up, right.

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Speaker 1: Another note about the nine of Ones is that there

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Speaker 1: So often this is because of jealousy and because of

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Speaker 1: don't dim your life because they can't find theirs. You

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Speaker 1: deplete your energy, it's likely that you haven't asserted yourself

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Speaker 1: think about the haters, because obviously, if you have haters,

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Speaker 1: They like on you so much they want to be you,

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Speaker 1: It's weird because it feels so Instagram influencery to be like,

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Speaker 1: It's like that poem poem. It's like it goes, don't

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Speaker 1: famous poet Mary J. Bline. Thank you Okay, I'm real quick.

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Speaker 1: Everybody's favorite anti hater song. There's like a million of

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Speaker 1: seven Things I Hate about You by Molly Cyrus. I

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Speaker 1: And I was like, no, no, I didn't ask who

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Speaker 1: a good text. In four one oh six one, what's

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Speaker 1: your favorite anti hater song? And remember I close out

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Speaker 1: your daily vibration with the Daily Affirmation Show, Wispy. I

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Speaker 1: let go of what weighs me down and I am

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Speaker 1: supported by the universe. Have a great day. That was

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Speaker 1: your daily vibration, all right? Remember you follow the show

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Speaker 1: all of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at

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Speaker 1: at Christian Grayson the Jewbil Show on demand. It's another

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Speaker 1: Jebil phone Frank Day Mornings on one brand new Ballpark.

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Speaker 1: And today Jose, he's on the phone and he wants

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Speaker 1: to prank his wife. What's up, Jose? Yeah? Man, um, So,

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Speaker 1: are you doing, todd Sparks here, motivational speaker and the

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Speaker 1: relationship coach. Oh, hi, Hi, I recently spoke with your

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Speaker 1: he'd been in touch with someone. Yes, how are you? Well,

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Speaker 1: let me check in with myself. Amazing. Yeah, I'm assuming

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Speaker 1: you've read my books. I have not yet, but my

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Speaker 1: todd Sparks putting the spark back in your life. I've

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Speaker 1: Sparks to strike up a match, but the spark back

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Speaker 1: in your marriage? Am I? Right? Yeah, I guess you

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Speaker 1: could say that, Well, your luck todd Sparks' to what

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Speaker 1: I do so I did talk to him a little bit,

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Speaker 1: and I wanted to, of course check in with you

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Speaker 1: before we all get together. Okay, so I'm a little unconventional,

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Speaker 1: but I know I can help. And the dating portion

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Speaker 1: of longer relationships is what I really like to focus on.

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Speaker 1: And sometimes in a long relationship, you need to remember

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Speaker 1: what it's like to date. And your husband and I

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Speaker 1: like I get to know you. Your husband quite fun

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Speaker 1: that I want to help you guys, fix your relationship.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about how todd Sparks is something put the

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Speaker 1: spark back in your relationship by rekindling that fire in

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Speaker 1: your dating life. And the other night todd Sparks put

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Speaker 1: a spark in your husband. All right, listen, I have

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Speaker 1: him because this is insane. He didn't tell me anything

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Speaker 1: he did spoke to me, spoke to my neighbors who

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Speaker 1: It sounds like you coached them into absolute destructive chaos.

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Speaker 1: Destructive chaos. You're telling me I had to buy a

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Speaker 1: new bed. What you're telling me that you would sexual

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Speaker 1: relations with my home, My goodness. We're obviously not seeing

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Speaker 1: eye to eye or spark to spark. Todd Sparks definitely

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Speaker 1: didn't put the spark in your husband that way. No,

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Speaker 1: you did. You said that you went out with my

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Speaker 1: that not supposed to mean that you slept with my head.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Yes, we did go out. We had

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Speaker 1: a lot about how he could be better for you.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that. I guess tod Sparks should have clarified. No,

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Speaker 1: that sounds like Bush. You definitely stlept with my husband. Well,

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Speaker 1: if let's say it were true, would you want to

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Speaker 1: get revenge? No, Todds Sparks or whatever your name is,

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Speaker 1: we are not interested in working with you. I think

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Speaker 1: you're one six and I don't know how you got

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Speaker 1: your job, and I think your books suck and I

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Speaker 1: don't even need to read them to know that. Well,

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Speaker 1: that's true, because this is actually Jewel from The Jewels

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Speaker 1: Show doing a phone prank on you. What yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: a joke, and your husband when jose set you up

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Speaker 1: and he's actually on the phone, What yeah, that's the

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Speaker 1: I don't know if we're going to catch a cheat

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Speaker 1: a second ago, Ava is on the phone and she

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Speaker 1: thinks that her boyfriend might be cheating on her. His

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Speaker 1: Well who is she? She's she's just this this girl.

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Speaker 1: your job too, Well, I'm supposed to, but yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: it's like a yeah, one of those places, like a

422
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Speaker 1: ice cream shop or like fast food places. I mean

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Speaker 1: I used to work as a I used to work

424
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Speaker 1: in the food service industry. All those places. Man, they

425
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:48,440
Speaker 1: go ham on, like no piercings, no tattoos, you gotta

426
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Speaker 1: look a certain way. It's ridiculous. Even even a tongue

427
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Speaker 1: ring they'll make you take out. Yeah, so I normally

428
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Speaker 1: have to do that, but I forgot, and I was

429
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Speaker 1: just trying to keep it of under wraps and like

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Speaker 1: not let it be obvious. But because of that, I

431
00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:05,920
Speaker 1: was like kind of playing with it a lot and

432
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:11,800
Speaker 1: siddling with it, and um, my tongue ring actually fell out,

433
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Speaker 1: oh like on the ground or in the middle. No,

434
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Speaker 1: into the milkha the milkshake. It was like the milkshake machine,

435
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Speaker 1: so you know, like with that real deep huge oh

436
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Speaker 1: no wow. So did you get it out? Um? Not

437
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Speaker 1: right away? Um? I mean my boss was close by,

438
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Speaker 1: and I was afraid that it would like get the

439
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Speaker 1: machine or whatever, and I didn't want to get fired.

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Speaker 1: So I told my boss. I could tell he was

441
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Speaker 1: like really pissed at me, but we were busy, and

442
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:48,639
Speaker 1: he was like, no, no, don't waste the ingredients, just

443
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Speaker 1: mix it up and then when you put it in

444
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Speaker 1: the cup to make sure you like try line whoa,

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Speaker 1: oh my god. No he did anybody ever find it?

446
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:06,520
Speaker 1: Did you get a complaint from a customer? Um? Actually no,

447
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:10,879
Speaker 1: we didn't find it, um, but we didn't hear anything.

448
00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:13,520
Speaker 1: You know, this was waiting all day and the next

449
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Speaker 1: day waiting for someone to call, and we really really

450
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Speaker 1: pissed at us. But um, so someone probably has your

451
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:22,760
Speaker 1: tongue ring inside their stomach right now. I mean they

452
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:27,919
Speaker 1: probably not know well, they are eating a tongue ring. Everyone,

453
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Speaker 1: It's a milkshake. You could have swallowed it, could have

454
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:32,800
Speaker 1: sucked it up through a stroll. I can't know. It's

455
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Speaker 1: baker than I don't know. I don't know, but yeah,

456
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:39,119
Speaker 1: that's well pretty close. You know the fact that your

457
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:42,320
Speaker 1: manager told you that to just leave your tongue ring

458
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Speaker 1: in the milkshaking machine. You got a job for life

459
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:49,199
Speaker 1: if you need it. You know. The Jewel Show on Demand.

460
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Speaker 1: Come to the I n N The Idiot News Network

461
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:55,840
Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news. The news for Friday,

462
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Speaker 1: March eleventh, twenty twenty two. I'm Jewel Fresh and tender,

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Speaker 1: I barely newer. Something is changing on Tinder and a

464
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Speaker 1: lot of people might be leaving the app. Soon tell

465
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Speaker 1: you why in just a second. But first, let's meet

466
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Speaker 1: the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh and nas is being sued

467
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Speaker 1: over something that has to do with Tupac, and I'll

468
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:16,639
Speaker 1: tell you all about that in my story when I

469
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:20,240
Speaker 1: tell you next. Okay, I mean the Kevin and human

470
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Speaker 1: beings are dumb more than that coming up in my story.

471
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Speaker 1: I'm Christian Gray Snow and the idiots and mine News

472
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Speaker 1: illegally obtained fifty tons of this. You'll never guess what

473
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Speaker 1: it is, but it's coming up, you know. In my

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Speaker 1: story first story of the Daily, I n the Idiot

475
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Speaker 1: News Network where idiots are just in the news. They

476
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Speaker 1: report the news. Tinder the dating app. If you don't

477
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Speaker 1: know what that is. It's making a huge change, and

478
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:40,720
Speaker 1: I bet you this will make a lot of people

479
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Speaker 1: hop off. Tender Really Tender will now let you run

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Speaker 1: background checks on potential dates. They're offering two for free,

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Speaker 1: and then it'll cost you two dollars of fifty cents

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Speaker 1: freage background check. I think that's amazing. I think this

483
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Speaker 1: is ridiculous. No, they should just require background checks to

484
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Speaker 1: be on their app, and then you should everyone that's

485
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Speaker 1: on there should feel free in that they're good to go. Actually,

486
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:02,560
Speaker 1: that's all better. I instead of monetizing it, don't die,

487
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:05,520
Speaker 1: spend the two dollars and fifty cents, do the background checks.

488
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:08,240
Speaker 1: This is the high and then the Indians network or

489
00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:10,959
Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news the news. Sorry, two

490
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Speaker 1: dollars and fifty cents save your life. I spent a

491
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:16,120
Speaker 1: lot on background checks. Really, yes, I would like two

492
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:19,479
Speaker 1: free and then two dollars on fifty cents for one thereafter.

493
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Speaker 1: Who are you doing background checks for? Whoever? I need

494
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Speaker 1: to just anyone? You mean, I'm a good guy, anybody

495
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:29,080
Speaker 1: and everybody. Yeah, I haven't at you guys. It's fun

496
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:31,560
Speaker 1: to do background checks on people. And I can guarantee you, Evan,

497
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:33,600
Speaker 1: you're getting background check today because how nervous you are

498
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:39,800
Speaker 1: about that. Networks aren't just for the next story. And

499
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:41,920
Speaker 1: then hey, let's send it on over to Alex Fresh

500
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:45,200
Speaker 1: who I'm already doing it currently on location under computer

501
00:25:45,359 --> 00:25:47,560
Speaker 1: ordering a background check on you Go seven. Ignole them

502
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:53,240
Speaker 1: like a subscriber to like one of those sites. Anyways,

503
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:56,320
Speaker 1: nas is being hit with a lawsuit because he shared

504
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Speaker 1: a photo of him in Tupac from nineteen ninety three

505
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Speaker 1: on Instagram, but he didn't get the photographers permission to

506
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Speaker 1: post his work. I mean, it just sucks because it's him,

507
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:07,639
Speaker 1: and you can't post a picture that you're in if

508
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:10,200
Speaker 1: someone else took it, you could get sued. Are getting

509
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:12,399
Speaker 1: sued for that. I'm pretty sure this radio station has

510
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:16,639
Speaker 1: posted pictures on the radio station. Who can we sue Instagram?

511
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,920
Speaker 1: So guess what we can sue? A lot of radio

512
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,640
Speaker 1: stations they have way more money than people. Yes, let's

513
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:24,720
Speaker 1: make some money, all right. If anybody's posted a picture

514
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:26,840
Speaker 1: of any of us on The Jewel Show on their

515
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:31,920
Speaker 1: radio station Instagram pages, see you in court, mother. This

516
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:35,640
Speaker 1: is the network where idiots aren't just in the news.

517
00:26:37,119 --> 00:26:38,560
Speaker 1: He next story the day. Let's send it on over

518
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Speaker 1: to English. Evan, who is currently trying to wipe his

519
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Speaker 1: existence off the Internet because he's scared of a background

520
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Speaker 1: chet not what I thought what you were going to say.

521
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Speaker 1: I thought you're gonna say someone else about wiping. But no,

522
00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:51,920
Speaker 1: I'm with a company called Quais who wants to drill

523
00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:54,680
Speaker 1: deeper down into the Earth center than ever before. But

524
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:58,639
Speaker 1: if Quays is successful, they would have renewable, inexhaustible and

525
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:03,200
Speaker 1: easily accessible resources for the population at large. Here's why

526
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:05,359
Speaker 1: I don't think they should do it. Okay, okay, I

527
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,159
Speaker 1: don't think there's ever been such a deep hole in

528
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 1: the world, and I'm scared of what that will do.

529
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:12,560
Speaker 1: Like wouldn't that mean earthquakes and like volcanoes and all

530
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:14,919
Speaker 1: sorts of things. I think there are professionals. We can

531
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:17,800
Speaker 1: leave it up to them. Well, you're not scared of that, Well,

532
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:20,240
Speaker 1: Evan didn't lose his virginity until he was in his twenties.

533
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:26,280
Speaker 1: Of course he's scared of holes. Yes, networks are just

534
00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:29,600
Speaker 1: sending news for next story. They let's send it on

535
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:32,320
Speaker 1: over to Christian Gray Snow who is on location where

536
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:36,000
Speaker 1: in Brownsville, Texas, Texas? Yes, where two women have been

537
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:39,320
Speaker 1: convicted for committing one point two million dollars in food

538
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:45,119
Speaker 1: stamp fraud. Yes, these two women amongst seven hundred and

539
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:50,000
Speaker 1: fifteen fraudulent transactions using snap benefits from eighty three people.

540
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:53,640
Speaker 1: They bought so much food at total forty nine point

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Speaker 1: one tons of American cheese to almost fifty tons of cheese,

542
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Speaker 1: and now they face up to like five years in

543
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:02,840
Speaker 1: prison collectively and almost two million dollars in fines. Wow, Like,

544
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,480
Speaker 1: what what do they want to do with it? Basically,

545
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:06,480
Speaker 1: she had a partner who she would sell it to

546
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,440
Speaker 1: and they would transport it to Mexico for her. And

547
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Speaker 1: then I think off load there. How much do you

548
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:13,000
Speaker 1: think you could get for American food in Mexico? Like

549
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:15,040
Speaker 1: is there a big market for that? I mean there

550
00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:18,640
Speaker 1: was apparently enough demand for forty nine tons of American cheese. Why.

551
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:20,760
Speaker 1: I love how they described it as well as tons

552
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:23,760
Speaker 1: of cheese, tons of cheese. About forty nine tons of

553
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:26,120
Speaker 1: cheese looks like what would you do with fifty tons

554
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:29,760
Speaker 1: of cheese? I would make the best nachos ever, make

555
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Speaker 1: a giant grilled cheese. I would build an even bigger

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Speaker 1: version of the Statue of Liberty out of cheese. That's

557
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:40,000
Speaker 1: more America than anything else we have here. Let's say

558
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Speaker 1: you're about to lose a job, lady. That means the

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Speaker 1: I n N is them for the day. Don't worry, though,

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Speaker 1: We'll do it again the same time tomorrow. No Monday,

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Speaker 1: yo job. You're about to lose yo job. You're about

562
00:28:55,240 --> 00:29:00,960
Speaker 1: to lose yo job. That was the I n N,

563
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:03,280
Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: Very Tune in Monday, same time for another hard hitting

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Speaker 1: report from the I n N. I remember, you can

566
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Speaker 1: follow the show on social media at the Jewil Show.

567
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:13,880
Speaker 1: Follow all of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, i

568
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,480
Speaker 1: at that dres, I'm at Evan on the radio, and

569
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 1: I'm at Christian Grayce Now and your phone prank happens

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Speaker 1: every single hour on the twenties. Your next one is

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Speaker 1: coming up in just a few minutes. That was I

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Speaker 1: n N good the Jebil Show on demand. It's another

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Speaker 1: Jebil phone Frank here today mornings on that's twenties. Hello. Yes,

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Speaker 1: my name is Tia Theobdo and I'm calling from the

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Speaker 1: offices of Pia and eBay And um is this Sherry? Yes,

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Speaker 1: the shi's about. Well, how are you? It's nice to

577
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Speaker 1: meet you finally. I've been a fan of your page

578
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:58,040
Speaker 1: for sometime now. Thank you. So you're calling from eBay

579
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Speaker 1: like there, yes, their headquar. I'm going to the corporate offices. Yes,

580
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:04,240
Speaker 1: of eBay. I had a security for them, and so

581
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:06,479
Speaker 1: I was calling you because I had some security issues

582
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:08,920
Speaker 1: which account and I just need to allerct you to

583
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,000
Speaker 1: a few things that have raised the flag up here.

584
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:15,400
Speaker 1: What is going on? Well, basically, I'm gonna have to

585
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:18,160
Speaker 1: inform you and I'm so sorry about this, but that

586
00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:22,200
Speaker 1: eBay account they had, that eBay account gone, so sorry

587
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:25,520
Speaker 1: because why is the gun? Why is it being canceled? Well,

588
00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:29,040
Speaker 1: it's because of the stolen goods that you're selling. Of course. No, no, no, no, no,

589
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:31,520
Speaker 1: I don't have I don't sell stolen goods. Everything that

590
00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:35,080
Speaker 1: I either I paid for. Yes, well, I don't know

591
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:37,360
Speaker 1: how you're acquiring them. I don't know how you're acquiring them.

592
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:39,240
Speaker 1: And I don't know if it's an anti's lamp or

593
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:41,239
Speaker 1: your mother's old coffee table that you still none knows

594
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:42,680
Speaker 1: they've stolen. I don't know if you've stole them, or

595
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:44,880
Speaker 1: your mom stole them, or Yan stole them. But somebody stolen. No,

596
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:48,160
Speaker 1: that's not what I'm said. They are a hundred percent stolen. Yes,

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00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,560
Speaker 1: I do know that. Yes, I do know. That's why

598
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Speaker 1: we are. Yes, they are not stolen, they're all Yes.

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Speaker 1: I am not here to mind necessarily pass the judgment. Listen,

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Speaker 1: how do you live your life? How you live your life? Okay,

601
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:04,200
Speaker 1: I live my life how I live my life, And

602
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:06,960
Speaker 1: my life is working up here and seeing accounts that

603
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 1: are doing wrong things getting flagged for him and any

604
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:12,320
Speaker 1: get in contact with Sherry and letting know that that

605
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:15,200
Speaker 1: eBay account is dead and gown now and I'm so

606
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:17,600
Speaker 1: sorry about that. We will be shutting it down today

607
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:20,880
Speaker 1: and unfortunately we're gonna have to see those items. You

608
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:24,320
Speaker 1: can't see the items. You can't take what I am selling.

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00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:27,120
Speaker 1: This is ridiculous. Look, I don't know who you are

610
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:29,840
Speaker 1: when you say yours from eBay. I'm sick of hearing

611
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:32,560
Speaker 1: your voice on me that my account is being closed

612
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:36,400
Speaker 1: because this is absolute garbage. I am not it is no,

613
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:39,239
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I just want to correct you on one thing,

614
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:41,080
Speaker 1: and I did not mean to cut you off like that.

615
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:44,240
Speaker 1: But the things on that they are not garbage on

616
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:47,600
Speaker 1: your eBay. They are fabulous items stolen, but they are fabulous.

617
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,320
Speaker 1: This is garbage, I am saying. What you're telling me

618
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:52,960
Speaker 1: is garbage. I want to speak to your boss, your manager,

619
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Speaker 1: whoever is higher up to get this sext. What you

620
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:57,720
Speaker 1: were telling me is b as because soon as I

621
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Speaker 1: get my accounts backed up and running, I'm come for

622
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:02,560
Speaker 1: your job next to you. A question for you. You

623
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:04,200
Speaker 1: can see what it feels. Okay, I think you know what.

624
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:05,680
Speaker 1: I think I know a way we might be able

625
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:08,160
Speaker 1: to make this work. Now my job it is to

626
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:10,160
Speaker 1: make it dead gown. So sorry, but I do not

627
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:11,520
Speaker 1: want to end it. I do not want to dead

628
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Speaker 1: your account, and I can tell you don't want your

629
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:15,880
Speaker 1: account dead. It is that correct, of course, I don't

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00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:18,760
Speaker 1: want my account to be closed. Yes, so I think

631
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:21,480
Speaker 1: we both want the same thing here. We both want

632
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 1: that account to not be dead it and to continue

633
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:27,800
Speaker 1: to be alive. May I have you want my account

634
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:31,080
Speaker 1: to be dead? Well, I don't necessarily want to, but

635
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:32,880
Speaker 1: I kind of had to make the phone call because

636
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:34,880
Speaker 1: the flag was raised. But I don't want to d

637
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:37,760
Speaker 1: gone your account. What I really want is that lamp

638
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:40,560
Speaker 1: that you have listed up there right now. If you

639
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:43,280
Speaker 1: could just kind of throw that my way, I could

640
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:46,120
Speaker 1: make my whole paperwork and everything just kind of go away.

641
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:49,480
Speaker 1: Are you bribing me so you won't shut down my

642
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:51,960
Speaker 1: eBay account? Otherwise if I don't give you this lamp,

643
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,240
Speaker 1: you're gonna shut it down. Your job, they're going to

644
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:56,120
Speaker 1: be deading go on, and you are going to be

645
00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:58,680
Speaker 1: in jail. So that is where you're going for trying

646
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:00,760
Speaker 1: to bribe me. Well, then I'm just gonna just go

647
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:02,360
Speaker 1: ahead and say it. Then I'm just gonna go ahead

648
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:03,840
Speaker 1: and tell you this, though I don't end up in jail.

649
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:06,200
Speaker 1: Oh my job, dad gown. This is actually Jewel from

650
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:08,080
Speaker 1: The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and

651
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:12,400
Speaker 1: your sister Dannika. Say you up what it's a joke.

652
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:14,840
Speaker 1: She said that you sell a lot of old furniture

653
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:16,200
Speaker 1: on eBay and you make a lot of money on

654
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:17,760
Speaker 1: your eBay account, and she wanted to agree with you.

655
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:23,920
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I was for you me like like

656
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:25,960
Speaker 1: I wanted to kill somebody. Well, if you just would

657
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:27,520
Speaker 1: have given me that lamp, would have never had a problem.

658
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:34,040
Speaker 1: Would we The Jewel Show on Demand first day follow

659
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:36,120
Speaker 1: up for your brand new first date follow up? And

660
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:38,360
Speaker 1: you know how it goes. You're getting ready for your

661
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:41,920
Speaker 1: first date and you're nervous, and you look at the

662
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:43,960
Speaker 1: clock and you're like, I gotta be there by seven

663
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:46,720
Speaker 1: and it's six forty five, and you know it takes

664
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:48,479
Speaker 1: ten minutes to get to the restaurant and you're going

665
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:50,479
Speaker 1: to so you're like, well, I guess I can shower

666
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:53,560
Speaker 1: one more time, shave again, and do my hair again.

667
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:55,680
Speaker 1: And then before you know it, it's seven ten and

668
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 1: you're late for your date and they don't understand and

669
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:01,320
Speaker 1: they're upset. Didn't realize you just had to take three

670
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:04,080
Speaker 1: showers for whatever reason happens. That's what happens. Because I'm

671
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:06,000
Speaker 1: late a lot of places. I get distracted and I

672
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:08,480
Speaker 1: might take two showers thinking I have more time than

673
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:10,759
Speaker 1: I do. And maybe that's what Emma did. Because Emma

674
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 1: says she went on a date with the dude named Jonathan.

675
00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:14,719
Speaker 1: But now she's not getting a call back and it

676
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:18,400
Speaker 1: might be because she was late. So Emma, tell us

677
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:21,720
Speaker 1: a little bit about your date with Jonathan. How was it? Well,

678
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:25,239
Speaker 1: I thought we had a great night together, but then

679
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:29,800
Speaker 1: that mother never texted me my dan after our date. Well,

680
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:32,840
Speaker 1: you know, I thought it was a lovely date. And mean,

681
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:35,960
Speaker 1: he got me out here thinking I'm crazy. How long

682
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:40,399
Speaker 1: has it been since your date two weeks ago? Okay? Yeah,

683
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:43,600
Speaker 1: we were texting right up until the date and he

684
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:48,120
Speaker 1: literally didn't text me like ever again after the date ended.

685
00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:51,360
Speaker 1: You were late to your date, right? Is that the problem?

686
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:56,440
Speaker 1: Was he annoyed about it? I mean he was definitely late.

687
00:34:56,600 --> 00:35:00,799
Speaker 1: I mean, oh, around thirty five minutes late. Okay, it's

688
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:02,960
Speaker 1: very late. Twenty five minutes is more than just a

689
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:05,000
Speaker 1: little late. Thirty five minutes is super late. That's enough

690
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:07,759
Speaker 1: time for the guy to get up and leave. Well,

691
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 1: I got a speeding ticket on the way there. Oh no, wait,

692
00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:14,600
Speaker 1: so you're gonna be late and then you're speeding and

693
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:18,560
Speaker 1: then you got pulled over and made you later. Wow,

694
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:22,239
Speaker 1: you really know how to make someone feel better, don't

695
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:25,279
Speaker 1: you know. I mean, we're just joking around you know

696
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:27,720
Speaker 1: how we do on the show. We're always we're playful.

697
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:29,440
Speaker 1: We were lucky. I think you didn't. I mean, look,

698
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:31,960
Speaker 1: it happens to everybody, right, Yes it does, but you

699
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:33,600
Speaker 1: don't have to give me about it. I mean I

700
00:35:33,719 --> 00:35:36,440
Speaker 1: already feel bad. How did the date go though? Did

701
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:39,200
Speaker 1: you enjoy him? And did you think that full? He

702
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:44,600
Speaker 1: was cool with? Wow, you're you're really being nice to me.

703
00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 1: I mean I thought we had a really good date,

704
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:52,040
Speaker 1: and I am absolutely mystified why he is not calling

705
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:55,319
Speaker 1: me back? And I apologized, I mean I apologized as

706
00:35:55,320 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 1: really loud about it. Hey, no, I really nice person.

707
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:02,279
Speaker 1: Soon all right, Well, we'll try to figure out for you.

708
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:05,000
Speaker 1: How did everything end with him? Great? I mean we

709
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 1: had a kiss at the end of the night and

710
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:10,120
Speaker 1: I went home. I mean then we were going to

711
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:12,440
Speaker 1: set up a second date. But did he kiss you

712
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 1: back though? Did you seem weird? How did you how

713
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:17,360
Speaker 1: did you go kiss him? Did you just jump on

714
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:19,800
Speaker 1: him and kiss him, kiss him on the forehead, cheeked

715
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:23,080
Speaker 1: the mouth and what was his reaction when you did that? No,

716
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:26,400
Speaker 1: we're leaving the restaurant and he said he had a

717
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:28,839
Speaker 1: really good time, and I said, a really good time,

718
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:31,720
Speaker 1: and so I just leaned in and kissed him and said, Okay,

719
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:34,200
Speaker 1: I'll see you later. Emma. One other question I had

720
00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:36,799
Speaker 1: for you, How did y'all meet in the first place? Well,

721
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:40,759
Speaker 1: I mean we met at the y MCA. Oh that's

722
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:44,359
Speaker 1: a new one, like working out at the YMCA or wait,

723
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:47,480
Speaker 1: d you have a gym at the l MCA. We

724
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:50,000
Speaker 1: just I was just hanging out at the front of

725
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:53,080
Speaker 1: the MCA and he came up and he just started

726
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:55,399
Speaker 1: talking to me, and I don't know, it's really cute.

727
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:58,680
Speaker 1: So he decided to go out. Okay, Oh, well that's cool.

728
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:03,640
Speaker 1: I mean, never mind, it was really easy, all right. Well,

729
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:06,279
Speaker 1: the hard part, the really effing hard part, is you're

730
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:07,680
Speaker 1: not getting a call back, and I know that that's

731
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:09,359
Speaker 1: what you're worried about. So we're gonna play a song,

732
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:11,480
Speaker 1: come back, and then call him and see if we

733
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:13,279
Speaker 1: see if we can figure out why it's not calling

734
00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:16,680
Speaker 1: you back and try to get you another date. Okay, okay,

735
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:20,680
Speaker 1: try Okay, it shouldn't be this hard. No, we'll do

736
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:23,960
Speaker 1: it next. It's a Jewel show on Emma is on

737
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:26,000
Speaker 1: the phone today for a first date followed If you

738
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:28,120
Speaker 1: missed the first part, she wants us to call a

739
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:31,760
Speaker 1: guy named Jonathan who she met at the YMCA. Apparently

740
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:34,320
Speaker 1: she was just hanging out in front of the YMCA

741
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:37,000
Speaker 1: and Jonathan and her struck up a conversation and then

742
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:39,879
Speaker 1: they decided to go out for dinner. And Emma thinks

743
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:42,760
Speaker 1: she's not getting a call back because she was thirty

744
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:45,719
Speaker 1: five minutes late to her date. She said she was

745
00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:47,279
Speaker 1: already late and then she got pulled over and got

746
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:49,360
Speaker 1: a ticket, and she thinks that maybe being late is

747
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:52,160
Speaker 1: the reason that Jonathan's not calling back. After their date,

748
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:54,480
Speaker 1: they did share a kiss at the end of the evening.

749
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:56,520
Speaker 1: Did you share it or did you just take it?

750
00:37:56,640 --> 00:38:01,600
Speaker 1: You said you kissed him. Yes, I kissed him, Okay, alright,

751
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:04,400
Speaker 1: there's some kind of problem with that. No, I don't know.

752
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:06,680
Speaker 1: I think that's fine. If you want to kiss somebody,

753
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,400
Speaker 1: try and if they say no, then don't. Right, he

754
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:13,319
Speaker 1: didn't say no. What's your best friends say about it? Um?

755
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:16,719
Speaker 1: I actually haven't told her yet. We're saying it's fine.

756
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:21,000
Speaker 1: So you went and you kissed him, and you thought

757
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:22,960
Speaker 1: and he enjoyed himself. You guys talked about plans, but

758
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:24,919
Speaker 1: he hasn't called you since then. It's been two weeks.

759
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:26,680
Speaker 1: We're gonna get him on the phone and try to

760
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:28,520
Speaker 1: find out what happened. Okay, see if we can get

761
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:43,719
Speaker 1: you another day. Hello him, speak to Jonathan please, Yeah,

762
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:46,759
Speaker 1: man called. This is Jewel from a radio show called

763
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:49,759
Speaker 1: The Jewel Show. And this is Alex from a radio

764
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:52,040
Speaker 1: show called the Jewel Show. And this is English Evan

765
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:57,879
Speaker 1: from a red Ass. How are you? Oh wow, I'm

766
00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:01,120
Speaker 1: doing good man, Man? The reason for the call this morning?

767
00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:03,640
Speaker 1: Do you know the show? Are you familiar with the show?

768
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:06,239
Speaker 1: The show? Then, yeah, I'm familiar with the show. All right.

769
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:10,680
Speaker 1: I listened to y'all in the morning time, so sweet.

770
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 1: Well then you might have heard the first date follow

771
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:21,279
Speaker 1: ups before you ever hear one of those. Yeah, okay, yeah,

772
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:24,640
Speaker 1: Well that's why we're calling. We got an email about

773
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:26,440
Speaker 1: you from someone who listens to someone else who listens

774
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 1: who listens to the show? Boy, what do you know

775
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:31,800
Speaker 1: who's talking about who? You don't know who it might be?

776
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:37,640
Speaker 1: No guesses, Um, gotta be this crazy chick him on man. Yes,

777
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:42,359
Speaker 1: she emailed us about you because she said, you guys

778
00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:44,399
Speaker 1: went out on a date and you're not calling her back,

779
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:47,080
Speaker 1: and she wants to know why. I'm guessing the fact

780
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:50,320
Speaker 1: that you just called her a crazy girl. You didn't

781
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:54,880
Speaker 1: say that in a complimentary way. Man. Look, she's you know,

782
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:58,919
Speaker 1: she's very pretty, like she comes on verst shot ver meat.

783
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:03,200
Speaker 1: Like her personality. Man, it's just like it's all over

784
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:06,040
Speaker 1: the plate, like I didn't know who I was talking

785
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:09,440
Speaker 1: to throughout the day sometimes like and then you know,

786
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 1: she got a speed and ticket up some crap, you know,

787
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:16,360
Speaker 1: and it was like she just cried about it and

788
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:19,160
Speaker 1: crowd about her insurance going up and her dad being mad,

789
00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:23,239
Speaker 1: like we're teammates or something. I'm like the entire date,

790
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:25,880
Speaker 1: she's you know, she's just all over the place crying

791
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:28,680
Speaker 1: about the insurance and she was crying enough did it

792
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:32,399
Speaker 1: make a scene? It made a scene. Man. The whole

793
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:35,799
Speaker 1: restaurant was turning looking at this is my first date

794
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:38,600
Speaker 1: with this girl. Man, Like now I got people looking

795
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:41,319
Speaker 1: at me like I did something and she just got

796
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:43,320
Speaker 1: dere So during the dinner, were you trying to like

797
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,480
Speaker 1: calm her down, Like did you say it's gonna be

798
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:49,400
Speaker 1: Like I kept telling it, you know, it's gonna be okay,

799
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:52,360
Speaker 1: it's a speeding ticket, Like we all get him, Like

800
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:55,840
Speaker 1: my name just just just paid the ticket. You know,

801
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:59,719
Speaker 1: she's talking about her insurance and stuff. Give up the date?

802
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:02,880
Speaker 1: Who cared exactly? We're here, you're here, now, you've got

803
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:06,359
Speaker 1: here safe. Let's enjoy the date. She just cared more

804
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:09,400
Speaker 1: about the ticket and everything else. I'm like, you know,

805
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:12,000
Speaker 1: one moment she'll be crying, and one moment she's She's

806
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:15,640
Speaker 1: perky and happy and want to get to talking. That's like, man,

807
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:17,440
Speaker 1: do you know I didn't say crazy girls are good

808
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:21,399
Speaker 1: in bed? Look? She was so crazy and you want

809
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:24,520
Speaker 1: to take her home? I ain't even want to deal

810
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:27,279
Speaker 1: with I ain't want to. Does that all right? Man? Well, hey,

811
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:28,960
Speaker 1: she's on the phone. You know that if you listen

812
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:30,720
Speaker 1: to the first eight falls, you know that she's actually

813
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:35,960
Speaker 1: on the phone and wants to talk to you. Is

814
00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:42,000
Speaker 1: she crying again? O? Man? Wow, I didn't know it

815
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:45,680
Speaker 1: was gonna be mocked while I was on hold. But

816
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:49,439
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, and ain't you uncomfortable? Y? Look? Man,

817
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:54,120
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you sawing at the table. You know if

818
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:56,440
Speaker 1: you just slowed the down and then you know, you

819
00:41:56,520 --> 00:42:05,399
Speaker 1: slow them down and then the fucking y MCA. Look, yeah,

820
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:09,560
Speaker 1: you went through four other girls before you got to

821
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:11,799
Speaker 1: my name? Is that where you go and pick up

822
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:16,680
Speaker 1: all your girls this filamca. See, I told you all

823
00:42:16,719 --> 00:42:19,920
Speaker 1: she was crazy. I told you she was crazy, and

824
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 1: now you're laughing at me. I mean, there is no

825
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:27,960
Speaker 1: respect at all. Look. Look, I do not meet all

826
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:31,040
Speaker 1: my women at the whip State. I was minding my business.

827
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:34,520
Speaker 1: You were the one standing in front of the MCA

828
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:38,000
Speaker 1: like a whole weirdo, Like you didn't even go and

829
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:42,840
Speaker 1: sew work out. I was handing out travel brochure you

830
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:49,120
Speaker 1: as I was poking travel brochures. You wasn't an out

831
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:52,160
Speaker 1: travel brochures. You was handing out battle packs like who

832
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:54,680
Speaker 1: the hair tears around thousand? That's the one who accepted

833
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:57,320
Speaker 1: the date. You're handing out val packs like the coupon

834
00:42:57,440 --> 00:43:01,760
Speaker 1: things that you get in the mailbox. Yeah, it's my job.

835
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:06,640
Speaker 1: I'm doing my job and he's getting a little judge. Look, man,

836
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:11,840
Speaker 1: that's not acually a job. I don't know. Yeah it is.

837
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:15,520
Speaker 1: It's charity work. I go and I hand out valpacks

838
00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:18,440
Speaker 1: at the y MCA to people who need them because

839
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:23,680
Speaker 1: it is charity. Oh again, I told y'all she was crazy.

840
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:26,839
Speaker 1: Charity and jobs are two different thing. Babies, you don't

841
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:30,480
Speaker 1: get paid for charity. You know that's free work. Okay,

842
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:33,759
Speaker 1: So do you do charity for someplace that hands out

843
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:38,000
Speaker 1: valpacks outside of the YMCA. No. I go to the

844
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 1: valpack the place where they print the valpacks, and I

845
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:42,920
Speaker 1: get a bunch of them, and I go hand them

846
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:45,759
Speaker 1: out to places where people who need them are, like

847
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:51,439
Speaker 1: the YMCA. R own time. Bro, That's that's a hobby. Yeah,

848
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:54,200
Speaker 1: it's not a hobby. It's not a hobby. It's not

849
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:57,800
Speaker 1: a hobby. It's a charity. I mean, you met me

850
00:43:57,920 --> 00:43:59,719
Speaker 1: while I was there, and you thought I was going

851
00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:02,360
Speaker 1: to to date, So I don't think you should be judging, Okay.

852
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:07,920
Speaker 1: I mean I just thought your boobs look perfect? Oh what,

853
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:14,000
Speaker 1: Lord have mercy? Thank you? Oh I haven't done last year,

854
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:17,719
Speaker 1: and I know they're they're really pretty good. Oh all right, Hey,

855
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:19,719
Speaker 1: I want to ask a question right now. Then. On

856
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:21,719
Speaker 1: that note, Jonathan, would you like to go out on

857
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:24,080
Speaker 1: another date with MMA? We'll pay for it. Sounds like

858
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:29,000
Speaker 1: you both like something about each other. Oh no, I'm

859
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:36,320
Speaker 1: all the way good on that. I'm Johnny. Sure you

860
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:38,960
Speaker 1: know what you see? Anybody that you see I quit

861
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:42,560
Speaker 1: you this which anybody that switch like that? I don't

862
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:46,879
Speaker 1: need them on need round. I'm okay, I'm good. Oh

863
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:49,160
Speaker 1: my god, is that what you think about me when

864
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:50,960
Speaker 1: you see my boobs? I had to have done it.

865
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:55,120
Speaker 1: We're very expensive. I will get a refund if I

866
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:57,160
Speaker 1: would you. They're really not helping your person out at you?

867
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:02,600
Speaker 1: Thank you, Mark? Can I go now? Yeah? Yeah, I

868
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:05,160
Speaker 1: go ahead? Many. Sorry you didn't get another well, all right,

869
00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:11,359
Speaker 1: take care okay, ceiling. Hi you guys, thank you so much.

870
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:14,839
Speaker 1: You just clarified so much. And I'm gonna text him

871
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:19,840
Speaker 1: back and we did. You don't hear the cool I

872
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:21,919
Speaker 1: don't think you want to go out with you again.

873
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:23,239
Speaker 1: That's where I was picking up on the end. Did

874
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:25,840
Speaker 1: you get the same thing? No, he liked my boobs.

875
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:31,560
Speaker 1: I had them done? Okay, no, excuse me, just to

876
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:35,160
Speaker 1: clarify things for you, Almo. I will never go on

877
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 1: a take with you again. Okay, okay, but will you

878
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:42,440
Speaker 1: go on a trip? Hey guys, y'all have a good day,

879
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:48,760
Speaker 1: all right? Yeah? The Jebels Show on demand jubils Dirty

880
00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:57,080
Speaker 1: Little Secret. Hello, Hello, Hi, how are you good? How

881
00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:59,440
Speaker 1: are you good? So everybody's talking about how you have

882
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:02,399
Speaker 1: a dirty little secret? Everybody pretty much everyone in the world. Yeah,

883
00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:06,440
Speaker 1: feel popular. Do you have a dirty little secret? I

884
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:08,799
Speaker 1: do have a little secret, and they're right, I guess.

885
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:12,320
Speaker 1: So what is it? What's your jury little secret? Well,

886
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:16,960
Speaker 1: my joy little secret is that I do cybersecurity and

887
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:20,840
Speaker 1: I make six figures. But secret is I have no

888
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:26,759
Speaker 1: idea what I'm doing. No way. Yeah, like, you do

889
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:29,560
Speaker 1: cybersecurity and you make good money at it, which I'm

890
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:32,360
Speaker 1: guessing means you're probably higher up at the company that

891
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:36,319
Speaker 1: you work for as far as cybersecurity goes. Yes, that's true.

892
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:39,720
Speaker 1: But you don't know what you're doing. No, No, I don't.

893
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:44,919
Speaker 1: So how did you fake it until you made it? Yeah?

894
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:50,560
Speaker 1: That's my jury little secret. I might on my resume. Okay,

895
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:54,359
Speaker 1: so how bad did you lie? Do you have any

896
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:59,799
Speaker 1: experience with computers at all? No, I don't. The only

897
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:02,600
Speaker 1: one that I've ever had were like fast food and

898
00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:05,080
Speaker 1: stuff like that. You must have lied on your resume

899
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:07,360
Speaker 1: so bad If you've worked at fast food restaurants and

900
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:09,640
Speaker 1: then somehow got a job as one of the heads

901
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:13,520
Speaker 1: of a cybersecurity at a company, well, yeah, it's because

902
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:17,520
Speaker 1: I used my sister's identity instead of mine. What you

903
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:25,160
Speaker 1: really Yeah, I'm pretty sure that this whole thing is

904
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:29,160
Speaker 1: a legal No, we're not, but we do look a

905
00:47:29,239 --> 00:47:32,640
Speaker 1: lot alike. You needs to save up that money because

906
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:37,560
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if you have the job for very long. Well,

907
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:40,560
Speaker 1: I mean it's fine, like if I lose the job,

908
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:42,400
Speaker 1: I've already made a lot of money from it anyway,

909
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:46,319
Speaker 1: all right, Well, thank you for telling us your dirt

910
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:48,680
Speaker 1: a little secret. I want to ask what company it

911
00:47:48,719 --> 00:47:51,880
Speaker 1: is so I know not to use them, right, or

912
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:53,319
Speaker 1: maybe we want to go work there because we can

913
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:56,000
Speaker 1: get away with Seriously, you know what, this is a

914
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:58,239
Speaker 1: good question. If you could fake your way into any

915
00:47:58,360 --> 00:48:00,880
Speaker 1: job for one day, what job would you fake your

916
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:04,399
Speaker 1: way into for a day? You obviously couldn't do the job, yeah,

917
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:06,040
Speaker 1: but you'd want to do it, just like the woman

918
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:08,279
Speaker 1: on the phone for the Dirty Little Secret who got

919
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:11,120
Speaker 1: a job at a cybersecurity company but knows nothing about computers.

920
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:13,440
Speaker 1: Also use her sister's identity to do it. I'm pretty

921
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:16,239
Speaker 1: sure that's legal either way. What's the job you would

922
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:17,920
Speaker 1: want to fake your way into for a day? I

923
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:22,120
Speaker 1: have a few, okay, Christian Gray snow here, I would

924
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:26,399
Speaker 1: love to be a pilot going down Well, I would

925
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:28,239
Speaker 1: love to fly plane, but the thought of doing it

926
00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:31,040
Speaker 1: scares the absolute you know what, right for me, but

927
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:33,800
Speaker 1: just for a day, maybe I could get away with

928
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:36,440
Speaker 1: you'd have to do the job. Still, you should fake.

929
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:38,200
Speaker 1: You should want to be a co pilot. That way

930
00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:41,360
Speaker 1: you don't actually to fall. I fly. I can have

931
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:43,480
Speaker 1: people's lives in my hands for a day, just not

932
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:46,840
Speaker 1: every day. I'm thinking as well of you over the

933
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:49,400
Speaker 1: overhead speakers going hey, guys, I'm really nervous about this,

934
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:51,960
Speaker 1: but we should be okay, Yeah, no one bother me.

935
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:56,000
Speaker 1: I'm freaking out up here. Also, high school Spanish teacher,

936
00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:58,080
Speaker 1: that would be fun to do for a day. I

937
00:48:58,120 --> 00:48:59,759
Speaker 1: want to be a high school Spaders teacher only so

938
00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:02,920
Speaker 1: be and have a Selene a day. Don't any of

939
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:04,920
Speaker 1: the lyrics, but I'm going to pretend I do, and

940
00:49:05,239 --> 00:49:09,080
Speaker 1: I know the dance moves, you know, okay, And then

941
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:10,960
Speaker 1: other than that, a plastic surgeon would be the only

942
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,120
Speaker 1: other one that for a day if you didn't know

943
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:14,560
Speaker 1: how to do it, and I would make more than

944
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:16,359
Speaker 1: one day there than I have in like three years

945
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:18,120
Speaker 1: and my last three years of my life. Did you

946
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:22,080
Speaker 1: put did you put my nose on my butt? I did?

947
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:28,160
Speaker 1: I'm very unconventional. I'd be a courtroom judge only to

948
00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:30,640
Speaker 1: hit the little hammer on the wooden thing and they'd

949
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:33,799
Speaker 1: be like, guilty to everyone. Everybody's just guilty that Jay.

950
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:35,920
Speaker 1: That would feel good to do that if anyone j

951
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:40,760
Speaker 1: walked guilty twenty five to Life, Yeah, what's popping? Producer

952
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:45,239
Speaker 1: Bennett just bods in. I would definitely be a zookeeper

953
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:48,600
Speaker 1: because I want to play with all the ants. It

954
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:50,719
Speaker 1: would be like really cute, but it could also be

955
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:55,800
Speaker 1: very dangerous to a lion. Come along, I try a lion, Benet.

956
00:49:57,600 --> 00:49:59,399
Speaker 1: I think if I could fake my way into any

957
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:03,080
Speaker 1: job for day, I would be a victorious secret model

958
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:06,759
Speaker 1: on the day, the specific day where they have that

959
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:10,480
Speaker 1: big Runway show. Yeah. So then I could come on

960
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:13,520
Speaker 1: and be like, who's that Wait, he's not qualified for this,

961
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:20,120
Speaker 1: and then they check my resume and go absolutely not boundary,

962
00:50:20,719 --> 00:50:25,960
Speaker 1: he's too short. Yeah. The Jewel Show on demand. Whenever

963
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:28,200
Speaker 1: you meet somebody, knew you should take a shower with

964
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:32,080
Speaker 1: them right away. What it's the Jebel Show. Yeah, because

965
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:34,719
Speaker 1: you'll learn about their personality. A new study came out

966
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:37,360
Speaker 1: that says you can tell everything about someone's personality based

967
00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:40,560
Speaker 1: on the body part that you wash first in the shower.

968
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:43,040
Speaker 1: Normally I look at these and like, whatever, Okay, yeah,

969
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:45,399
Speaker 1: you can't tell someone's personality based on what they wash

970
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:47,080
Speaker 1: in the shower first. But then I went through and

971
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:49,320
Speaker 1: I looked at the thing that I washed first versus

972
00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:51,680
Speaker 1: what it says, and it's one hundred percent spot on.

973
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:54,000
Speaker 1: So this is definitely correct. So let's see what it

974
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:56,080
Speaker 1: says about you, and we'll find out what it says

975
00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:58,759
Speaker 1: about us and our personalities. Before I go through this

976
00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:00,399
Speaker 1: and tell you what each body part that you wash

977
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:02,160
Speaker 1: first says about you. I want to get it from

978
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:04,719
Speaker 1: everybody in studio. What part of your body do you

979
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:10,040
Speaker 1: wash first? Alex? I washed my armpits first, Okay, armpits, Evan,

980
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:12,840
Speaker 1: I'm the head. I'm hair region, head and hair, so

981
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:16,640
Speaker 1: hair basically, yeah, okay, right, the head and hair region.

982
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:19,400
Speaker 1: I'm a chess guy. I'll just start right here in

983
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:22,080
Speaker 1: the middle on your chest, Okay, with the big pop.

984
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:24,920
Speaker 1: I start with my face. Okay, all right, So we'll

985
00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:27,080
Speaker 1: go through the list. Here. We're going over a new

986
00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:29,600
Speaker 1: study that came out that says you can tell all

987
00:51:29,640 --> 00:51:32,319
Speaker 1: about someone's personality based on the body part that they

988
00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:34,880
Speaker 1: wash first in the shower. So think about what you

989
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,320
Speaker 1: wash first, and we'll see if this is correct. I

990
00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:40,760
Speaker 1: looked at mine spot on. So let's start with the armpits.

991
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:44,920
Speaker 1: The armpits which is where Alex says that she washes first. Yes,

992
00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:49,680
Speaker 1: says that you're attentive but might come across as naive

993
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:52,600
Speaker 1: and lacking confidence. I mean, I doubt that. I don't

994
00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:54,200
Speaker 1: get that from it. I don't think I'm naive or

995
00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:56,160
Speaker 1: lack confidence. No, I don't get that from you either,

996
00:51:56,320 --> 00:52:01,000
Speaker 1: think either like my armpits or my huha. To be honest,

997
00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:04,520
Speaker 1: it didn't have on the day, depending on what you

998
00:52:04,560 --> 00:52:08,320
Speaker 1: got planned for them. The arts are you're going to

999
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:10,840
Speaker 1: be real confident to start with the who haa. I

1000
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:14,040
Speaker 1: do start with my who often. Okay, Well, it doesn't

1001
00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:16,920
Speaker 1: say anything about that. How wouldn't. I don't know why

1002
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:19,520
Speaker 1: the main regions to be cleaning right right. I guess

1003
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:21,880
Speaker 1: it they embarrassed be talking about it then don't write that.

1004
00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:23,839
Speaker 1: I guess maybe they think people just don't start their

1005
00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:26,279
Speaker 1: first with. Some people in life start who haa first.

1006
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:27,640
Speaker 1: I feel like a lot of people will start with

1007
00:52:27,719 --> 00:52:30,480
Speaker 1: that downtown region. We might jump in only to wash.

1008
00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:35,840
Speaker 1: Sometimes you have to do that, all right, So, according

1009
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:38,080
Speaker 1: to this new study that says you can tell everything

1010
00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:40,279
Speaker 1: about a person's personality based on which part of their

1011
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:42,120
Speaker 1: body they wash first in the shower, the arm, and

1012
00:52:42,239 --> 00:52:45,720
Speaker 1: say you're attentive, but might come across naive and lacking confidence.

1013
00:52:45,719 --> 00:52:47,640
Speaker 1: All right, that's one where I kind of don't agree

1014
00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:49,440
Speaker 1: with it. On that one. English Evan, you said you

1015
00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:52,839
Speaker 1: do your hair first. Yes, your hair says this about

1016
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:56,200
Speaker 1: your personality. It says you're a hopeless romantic who's usually

1017
00:52:56,360 --> 00:52:59,880
Speaker 1: immersed in your own thoughts. Wow, that is completely accurate,

1018
00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:04,520
Speaker 1: and about the romantic things I've never I'm extremely romantic. Yeah,

1019
00:53:04,719 --> 00:53:07,280
Speaker 1: you have the temperament of an intellectual and an artist

1020
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:12,280
Speaker 1: that says, Okay, that's wrong. I definitely got the immersing

1021
00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:14,320
Speaker 1: your own thoughts, and I would say you're probably a

1022
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:16,719
Speaker 1: romantic dude based on the fact that you didn't get

1023
00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:18,880
Speaker 1: to know a woman in the biblical sense until like

1024
00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:21,120
Speaker 1: a day ago, two weeks. I'm not a day ago,

1025
00:53:21,239 --> 00:53:25,160
Speaker 1: it was a while now the worst thing you should

1026
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:27,520
Speaker 1: have ever told us again, shot, every time you bring

1027
00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:31,320
Speaker 1: it up, That's what she says. I just want to

1028
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:33,040
Speaker 1: know he liked come in one morning and was like,

1029
00:53:33,239 --> 00:53:35,400
Speaker 1: guess what I did last night. Is that how he

1030
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:39,319
Speaker 1: told y'all? It happened before he knew us, very soon

1031
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:41,440
Speaker 1: close to when we met, and he told him the

1032
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:43,480
Speaker 1: first day with a mad him English seven, when it

1033
00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:47,719
Speaker 1: was already damaged goods when we got here. He had

1034
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:50,120
Speaker 1: already lost his virginity. But it wasn't that long ago.

1035
00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:52,160
Speaker 1: It is what a year ago? Two years? Oh no,

1036
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:54,080
Speaker 1: it was like that. I told you that I lost

1037
00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:56,399
Speaker 1: you lost your virginity? Oh no, it was yeah, four

1038
00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:58,160
Speaker 1: years ago. This four years ago. Okay, So if you

1039
00:53:58,200 --> 00:53:59,960
Speaker 1: wash your hair first, you lost your riginity four years.

1040
00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:03,080
Speaker 1: That's what this thing says about your personality. Were going

1041
00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:05,839
Speaker 1: over a new study that says you can tell everything

1042
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:08,279
Speaker 1: about a person's personality based on which part of their

1043
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:10,600
Speaker 1: body they wash first in the shower. This is why

1044
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:12,680
Speaker 1: anybody you meet today shower with them first, and you

1045
00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:16,759
Speaker 1: know if they're trustworthy. Christian, our digital producer, you said

1046
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:20,040
Speaker 1: you wash your chest first, and your chest says that

1047
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Speaker 1: you're honest and loyal but also stressed out a lot.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, there has never been a more accurate

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Speaker 1: description text in four one oh six one? Is this

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Speaker 1: accurate for you? I do my face. We'll get to

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Speaker 1: that in a second. Your shoulders say that you're loyal, reliable, devoted,

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Speaker 1: and tend to carry the world on your shoulders. Your

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Speaker 1: shoulders say about you if you wash a random spot

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Speaker 1: first in the shower. According to this research that says,

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Speaker 1: you're an adventuous person who doesn't like to get bored.

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Speaker 1: So if you shower with someone and they're just washing

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Speaker 1: like willy nilly, just washing everywhere, you're about have some fun.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, So according to this research that says you

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Speaker 1: can tell everything about a person's personality based on what

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Speaker 1: they wash first in the shower. Your face, This is mine.

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Speaker 1: This is why I was like, yeah, this is a

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Speaker 1: legit study. Does it say I washed my face first?

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Speaker 1: Does it say like that they drive really fast? Is

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Speaker 1: that they so accurate? No, it says this. It says

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Speaker 1: you love money and might struggle to get along with

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Speaker 1: other people. Yeah, that's definitely text and four one sixth one?

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