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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. You're not gonna believe my strawberry letter

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Speaker 1: for today. The subject is you can't have your cake

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Speaker 1: and eat it too. But wait till you hear it

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Speaker 1: right now though, the nephews in the building with today's

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Speaker 1: prank phone call what you got for us, nap? I

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Speaker 1: want to date your mama. See right there, I want

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Speaker 1: to date your mom, Steve, how would you do it again? Please? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Today's prank is I want to date your mother. What's

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Speaker 1: some prank on that? What's some moment? Yeah? I mean

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Speaker 1: you know, I mean I can't tell you how to

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Speaker 1: prank because I'll give you the king of it. But

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Speaker 1: I was just talking about the introductions. Could use a

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Speaker 1: lot of one. You gotta put some more flavor on that,

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Speaker 1: and I'll see the flavors in the prank and we'll

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Speaker 1: put some seasoning on that intro though. Yeah. See that's

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Speaker 1: that's where you are not different, And once again, just

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Speaker 1: do what you want to do, all right. I'm okay.

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Speaker 1: I want to date your mom. Do you run it? Hello? Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach uh, I'm trying to reach miss Burns.

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Speaker 1: This is James. This is her son. How you doing man?

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Speaker 1: My name is Gordon Gordon. Just recently joined the church

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Speaker 1: man within the last month, and I was trying to

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Speaker 1: get in touch with with miss Burns. One of the

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Speaker 1: members gave me a number, but I guess they must

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Speaker 1: have gave me the wrong number. I guess it's is

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Speaker 1: this a home number or what? What is this? A

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Speaker 1: hell of hello? Who? Who? Who is this again? My

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Speaker 1: name is Gordon Gordon. I'm I'm a new member at

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Speaker 1: the church. Yeah, uh, this is just your number? Yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: this is my phone number. I'm James, I'm my son.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's your mom. Okay, that's your mother right all right?

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Speaker 1: Well yeah, my bad man. I was trying to get

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Speaker 1: tell you your name is what Gordon? Gordon? Gordon not

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Speaker 1: just joining the church man, so I might not have

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Speaker 1: met you yet. Jane. Okay, what God bless you man,

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Speaker 1: Thank you man. I appreciate it, because anyway I could

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Speaker 1: get your mom's home number from I mean, you're just

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Speaker 1: joined the church. I mean I don't. I don't see

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Speaker 1: why you wouldn't be able to talk to it. I mean,

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Speaker 1: is there anything there a message I could pass on

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Speaker 1: to it though? Uh? Well, yeah, I mean I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to see if it's all right for uh, for

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Speaker 1: me to take her out. I've been seeing them for

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Speaker 1: the last Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold hold

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Speaker 1: about that. You you were just saying to you a

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Speaker 1: new member to the church and somebody gave you or

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Speaker 1: they were attempting to give you my mother's number, and

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Speaker 1: you're asking me if you could take her out. Man,

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't asking you. I thought I had her phone number.

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Speaker 1: I guess they give me your number by mistake. You know,

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Speaker 1: that's my reason for car I thought I was gonna

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Speaker 1: get her. I want to take her out, you know,

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Speaker 1: maybe to dinner or something. But well, I'll be quite honest, man,

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Speaker 1: I just came back home from overseas from fighting and everything. Man. Uh,

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Speaker 1: I mean, you know my pops just passed away not

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Speaker 1: too long ago, and I ain't you know, I ain't

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Speaker 1: too keen or my mama going out with somebody and

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Speaker 1: beside you, you don't even sound like you. Hey, she

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Speaker 1: in the sixties, man, older you man, I'm thirty six.

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Speaker 1: The hell out of here. You How old man, I'm

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Speaker 1: thirty six, I'm thirty four. What is you doing? You

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Speaker 1: do realize my mom is pushing sixty right? But you

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Speaker 1: know what, man, I look at it like James, right, James,

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Speaker 1: I look at it like it's you know, heyes, ain't

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Speaker 1: hing but the number man, it this wasn't your heart man?

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Speaker 1: And how you care yourself? You know? Yeah? But my

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Speaker 1: mam hey, hey, but my mama ain't no couger like that.

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Speaker 1: And I know she ain't coming after you right now.

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Speaker 1: I remember telling me that she trying some new things

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Speaker 1: How do you you do a baby? Man, I'm thirty.

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Speaker 1: I'm thirty six. Dude, Man, you like my brother something

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Speaker 1: da okay thing. James. Let me say this man. First

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Speaker 1: I'm calling and speak with her. I'm not calling trying

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Speaker 1: And whoa whoa whoa talking about now? I don't think

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Speaker 1: you every man. I just came back from fighting overseed.

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Speaker 1: My pops passed away not too long ago. I am

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Speaker 1: the man of the house. Let's get that straight right now,

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Speaker 1: all right. I don't care if I'm still living at

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Speaker 1: You calling the ass my mama on a date. You

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Speaker 1: might as well just stick the church though, because you know,

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Speaker 1: as I said, be blessed. But it ain't gonna be

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Speaker 1: no blessing for me to you. I tell you that

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Speaker 1: you at all. Bro. You might no, but I respect

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Speaker 1: the fact that you've been overseas and you've been fighting

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Speaker 1: to take her up. Hold up, look, bro, I don't

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Speaker 1: care how old you say you are, all right, Number one,

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Speaker 1: you're too young. As I already mentioned. All right, this

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Speaker 1: ain't going down with you and my mama. I'm straight up, hey, man,

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Speaker 1: not for your mama to decide, do you You're bringing

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Speaker 1: up my mama. You're letting the word your mama come

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Speaker 1: out your mouth again. That's gonna get you up, all right.

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Speaker 1: I don't know where you're from. I don't get how

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Speaker 1: my mama go to and and it ain't gonna be

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Speaker 1: her and you you ain't gonna be asking her out,

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Speaker 1: all right. I don't get what it takes. I would

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Speaker 1: show up on Sunday, catch up in the pulpit or

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Speaker 1: wherever you're gonna be sitting in the back of the choir.

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Speaker 1: It don't matter something's going down. You were not gonna

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Speaker 1: get with my mama like that. You got that. That's

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Speaker 1: with that, man, I'm I'm deciding it right now. It

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Speaker 1: ain't gonna happen. I told you before, be blessed or

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Speaker 1: get your wolf. You got two choices, all right. I

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Speaker 1: I'm suffering from PSD. Dog. I don't know what I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna do unless you want to get it like that.

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Speaker 1: Suffer from one p s D post traumatic stress syndrome,

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Speaker 1: and I will release all that on you got that.

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Speaker 1: I don't play. Hey man, listen, I don't want no trouble.

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Speaker 1: It don't matter to me. You can tell you. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Look man, listen, I ain't trying to have no trouble

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Speaker 1: about you. Man. All I'm gonna say is this right here.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna I talk to you mom on Sunday. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you ain't gonna tell them? Are you not hearing me? Man?

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Speaker 1: I'm okay, I'm crazy right now. Okay, can I say this?

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Speaker 1: Can I say one more thing to you? Man? So

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Speaker 1: you explode? You ain't got nothing else to say? I

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Speaker 1: got one more thing before you explode. Man, If you're listening, yeah, man, James,

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Speaker 1: what hey man? I want to tell you this. Man.

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Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harbin More On

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Speaker 1: to show your mama. I got me to brank phone

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Speaker 1: call you get out of here. Hey man, this is

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Speaker 1: Nephew tim Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man.

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Speaker 1: Your mama told me, she said my son been overseas,

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Speaker 1: he's been fighting. I'm glad to have him home, she said,

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Speaker 1: we gotta get him back in the spirit of laughing. Man,

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Speaker 1: my mama, are you are you kidding me? Man? We

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Speaker 1: got you good. We listened to this show overseas. Man.

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Speaker 1: First of all, I gotta say thank you for fighting

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Speaker 1: for this country. I want to ask you one more thing.

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Speaker 1: What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio

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Speaker 1: show in the land? Man, Nothing but the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: more than show to get it over season in the States? Though,

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Speaker 1: thanks man, you know you did. Yes, you played already.

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Speaker 1: Mama's need a little too, though, don't. I wish you

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Speaker 1: would talk about dating man. I might call you next week,

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Speaker 1: might call you next week. See that's just see, that's

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Speaker 1: you too far. You go too far a lot right

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Speaker 1: there at that edge. But he usually goes to the

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Speaker 1: edge sometime. You You think I'm mobible now now perfectly?

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Speaker 1: My God? Is this reverse psychologist? No, I don't matter,

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Speaker 1: don't psychology. Don't work with him. We're getting ready to

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Speaker 1: get to the Strawberry letter. Okay, up next the subject

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Speaker 1: you can't have your cake and eat it too. We'll

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Speaker 1: get into it right after this. You're listening to the

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