Speaker 1: Rooking jewels, second dat day. The dating world is a
Speaker 1: lot like playing a video game. Unless you have a
Speaker 1: cheap code, you're probably gonna lose. Wow, You're gonna spend
Speaker 1: hours and hours and hours in front of a game machine,
Speaker 1: pumping quarters into it and just watching it take and
Speaker 1: take and take, take everything that you have until you
Speaker 1: lose and walk away, and before you know, you spent
Speaker 1: four years of your life trying to win this video game.
Speaker 1: It doesn't care one bit about you. And then you
Speaker 1: go back the next day and somebody else is there
Speaker 1: pressing it's buttons. Really enough about me. We're talking about Ronald,
Speaker 1: who's on the phone right now to do a second
Speaker 1: date up date, and apparently he actually went on a
Speaker 1: date to a video game arcade, and that's why I
Speaker 1: bring it up. Hey, Ronald, how are you? Hey, how's
Speaker 1: it going? I thought you were just a really, really
Speaker 1: sad man about the state of dating right now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's kind of his issue. That's completely different than what
Speaker 1: I experienced. Okay, good god, there is hope out there
Speaker 1: for some people. Yeah. Yeah, so your email said that
Speaker 1: you went out with a girl to a video game arcade.
Speaker 1: Before we get into that, how did you meet her.
Speaker 1: I actually met her on a new dating application I
Speaker 1: was trying out. Friend told me about it a dating application. Well,
Speaker 1: you guys would probably know it is an app. APP
Speaker 1: is short for applications. Thank you, thanks man, appreciate it.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. Yeah, all right, so you met
Speaker 1: her on this dating application. Did you guys talk a
Speaker 1: bunch before you went out or did you just kind
Speaker 1: of meet and then go out. We assumed hit it
Speaker 1: off pretty good through the tech, so yeah, we went
Speaker 1: ahead and decided to meet up. Had an old school
Speaker 1: arcade venue, so we went in there and played some
Speaker 1: muld school games, like you know, asteroids, and they had
Speaker 1: old ones and it was it was really fun. It
Speaker 1: was a really cool place. Did you allow her to
Speaker 1: win or did you destroy her? Well? Actually, I'm a
Speaker 1: little bit competitive, but you know, I didn't want to
Speaker 1: like freak her out or anything, So yeah, I kind
Speaker 1: of let her win a little bit. But I don't
Speaker 1: know if you started like eating away at me just
Speaker 1: slowly as the points were rising, I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my gosh. I was like, oh, I just felt like
Speaker 1: such a loser. Why would you feel like a loser? Friend?
Speaker 1: Up winning a video game? I don't know, because I
Speaker 1: was looking around and everybody was seeing a plane and
Speaker 1: it was like the heavy competition. Things started creeping in.
Speaker 1: There was a lot of couples there, and you know,
Speaker 1: most of the time the guy was winning. I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, I'm like the only loser here. That's
Speaker 1: a female here. So you actually you were taking it
Speaker 1: seriously that you were losing. By the way, I guarantee
Speaker 1: none of those people were watching you. If you felt
Speaker 1: were watching it, you weren't there. Man. They were absolutely
Speaker 1: watching me. And they kept lancing over and kind of
Speaker 1: gesturing into each other. I saw one lady kind of
Speaker 1: nudge your boyfriend like, oh my god, look you sound
Speaker 1: like an intense man. Yeah, I'm definitely a little intense.
Speaker 1: I guess she thought so too. She thought so. Did
Speaker 1: she comment on it, Yeah, she made a little comment.
Speaker 1: We uh, we were playing pac Man and I'd almost
Speaker 1: tied us up, and I guess the controller kind of
Speaker 1: got stuck or something and I could swerve around a
Speaker 1: corner and I got eaten. In a momentary loss of judgment,
Speaker 1: I kicked the machine pretty hard to freaking out on
Speaker 1: the machine. That's awesome, but it sounds like every time
Speaker 1: you're losing, you have something else to blame besides, I
Speaker 1: don't know your own lack of skills. No, the controller stuck.
Speaker 1: It wasn't my fault at all. You know. It was
Speaker 1: one of those old school arcade games. Kids. Itn'm beating
Speaker 1: up on the machine all day. Yeah, people, So the
Speaker 1: thing is people kick those things and then they get ruined. Whatever.
Speaker 1: Wasn't that big a deal. I mean, it happened. You know,
Speaker 1: she didn't seem absolutely freaked out by it. Absolutely, but
Speaker 1: but the manager of the store actually was a little upset.
Speaker 1: He actually walked over and kind of scolded me like
Speaker 1: a little kid, which is a little embarrassing. Oh. Really cool.
Speaker 1: So wait, you went out to an arcade where you
Speaker 1: proceeded to get beat and then took it out on
Speaker 1: a machine, and you're wondering why this woman isn't calling
Speaker 1: you back. Well, yeah, but I mean, hold on it.
Speaker 1: It gets better, trust me, it's it's gonna get better.
Speaker 1: So better in a good way, or better like you
Speaker 1: ruined this date even more. No, no, no, it was
Speaker 1: a good turnaround. It was a good turnaround. Okay, what happened?
Speaker 1: So you know we're sitting there playing and she kind
Speaker 1: of laughed about the managers seemed to I kind of
Speaker 1: turn her on a little bit, you know, bad boy, Yeah,
Speaker 1: give her the bad boy saying, you know, I haven't
Speaker 1: played it off like whatever. So next thing I know,
Speaker 1: we're actually behind one of the pinball machines making out.
Speaker 1: Wait what Wow? She made out with you behind a
Speaker 1: pinball machine? Yeah, I guess we got here a little hot,
Speaker 1: you know, just kind of being the defiant, rebellious type.
Speaker 1: That'll happen. Man, you know what I mean when you
Speaker 1: say screw the system, I'm gonna kick this game if
Speaker 1: I want to. Who've made the move to make out?
Speaker 1: You were her? Well, I mean the first move. Du
Speaker 1: I mean a pretty badass guy. Oh, it sounds like
Speaker 1: I don't go out too often, so you know when
Speaker 1: I do, I go for the kill. Okay, well you
Speaker 1: lock lips the next thing, you know, I mean, we're
Speaker 1: just like all up and down each other's throat. We
Speaker 1: misjudge this whole story. Make out in the arcade? How
Speaker 1: did the date end? After your romance in the arcade?
Speaker 1: It ended pretty good, actually on a good note, because
Speaker 1: the manager actually saw us again. He walked by to
Speaker 1: change out the quarters or whatever in a machine and
Speaker 1: he saw us making out, and then he came up
Speaker 1: and told us that we had to get out of there.
Speaker 1: And I was like, you know this place anyway, So
Speaker 1: I drapped walk out the front door. So he kicked
Speaker 1: you out because he saw you making out, right, But
Speaker 1: you are making out, you know, arcade in mid day,
Speaker 1: I know, pretty bad ass, huh, I think, so, Ronald, Well,
Speaker 1: why do you think she's not calling you back then?
Speaker 1: If you guys had such a hot, steamy romance in
Speaker 1: the arcade. Well, we got back to my place, and
Speaker 1: you know, the whole time we were pretty much, you know,
Speaker 1: a lot of physical contact. You know, it felt like, wow,
Speaker 1: still going. I thought you were done after the arcade. No,
Speaker 1: I wasn't about to let the date in, you know,
Speaker 1: I took it back to my place. Oh wow, I
Speaker 1: misjudged you completely at the beginning of this closening. So
Speaker 1: what happened back at your place? Then? We pretty much
Speaker 1: picked up where we left off at the arcade, you know,
Speaker 1: on a horizontal level. You guys hooked up. We didn't
Speaker 1: go all the way, but I mean we messed around
Speaker 1: quite a bit, and then at one point she just
Speaker 1: totally stopped on me, and I was kind of sitting
Speaker 1: there like, okay, you know, got us all hot and
Speaker 1: bothered here, and he just wanted to take off. I
Speaker 1: didn't quite understand. You know, everything seemed like it was
Speaker 1: going really good. She was turned on. I don't know
Speaker 1: what it was. Yeah. Well, you know, sometimes when a
Speaker 1: girl's around a guy like you, they can't trust themselves,
Speaker 1: so they got to get out of the situation. You know,
Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about. So maybe that was it.
Speaker 1: How many times have you tried to get ahold of
Speaker 1: her since she left your place? Quite a few times.
Speaker 1: I tried through the dating app twice, and you know,
Speaker 1: I let a couple of days go by. I just
Speaker 1: heard to call her cell phone number and still didn't
Speaker 1: get an answer. And do you want to date her?
Speaker 1: Do you just want to finish what you guys started? Yeah? Definitely, Yeah,
Speaker 1: well both preferably. Okay, all right, well we'll play a song,
Speaker 1: come back, call her and get your second date update. Okay,
Speaker 1: I appreciate it much. Yeah, man, hang on looking jubil
Speaker 1: in the morning. Second, if you're just tuning in for
Speaker 1: the second date update, Ronald is on the phone and
Speaker 1: this isn't your grandma's Ronald. No, this Ronald is a
Speaker 1: certified badass, kicking computer games and taking names, no respect
Speaker 1: for authority whatsoever. That's the Ronald we know. If you
Speaker 1: were just listening. We talked to Ronald about his first
Speaker 1: date with a girl named Julia. They went out. They
Speaker 1: went to an arcade. He got in trouble because he
Speaker 1: kicked one of the video games there and the manager said, hey,
Speaker 1: don't kick our video games. And then he got up
Speaker 1: from that video game with his date and then pushed
Speaker 1: her against a pinball machine. They started making out, and
Speaker 1: then they got kicked out of the arcade for making out,
Speaker 1: but didn't stop there. They went back to his house
Speaker 1: and even made out a little bit more on his
Speaker 1: bed before she just couldn't take anymore and had to leave.
Speaker 1: All right, Ronald, are you ready to give her a
Speaker 1: call and find out why she would stop the action? Yeah? Absolutely, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna guess on this one, because I
Speaker 1: thought for sure it was because you're kind of a
Speaker 1: lunatic when it came to video games, and she didn't
Speaker 1: like you. But she ended up back at your place,
Speaker 1: So I know nothing. I know how to bring him home.
Speaker 1: What can I say? Yeah, apparently that's right, Ronald. Let's
Speaker 1: do this. See why she wouldn't be calling you back,
Speaker 1: big dog? I know you're just joking, but real less,
Speaker 1: I'm kind of a badass. Okay, I know I'm not
Speaker 1: saying that you're not Ronald. I just think that should
Speaker 1: be your theme song. Okay, here we got him in
Speaker 1: a dollar phone uber dial. Let's put around, let's do this.
Speaker 1: Let's do it. Okay, Ronald means business. Hello. Hi is
Speaker 1: Julia there? Hi? That's a shame, Hey, Julia, how are you?
Speaker 1: This is Jebil from Brooke and Jewil in the Morning.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry? Who Jebil from Brooke and Jewil in the
Speaker 1: Morning the radio show? Okay, okay, do you want to
Speaker 1: know why I'm calling you? I would love to know.
Speaker 1: I'm calling you because you recently went out on a
Speaker 1: date with a guy and he emailed us seeing if
Speaker 1: we could get you on the phone. Oh, have you
Speaker 1: been on a lot of dates recently? No, not too many.
Speaker 1: I mean I feel like I do, maybe too per week.
Speaker 1: I tried not to overwhelm myself. Okay, Well, this one
Speaker 1: was with a guy named Ronald, and you went to
Speaker 1: an arcade. Oh yeah, all right, definitely remember that one.
Speaker 1: You remember your date with Ronald? Oh I do? All right? Well,
Speaker 1: Ronald emailed us because he thought you guys had a
Speaker 1: great time. But he says that you're not getting back
Speaker 1: to him and he'd like to go out with you again.
Speaker 1: So he asked if we could maybe get you on
Speaker 1: the phone and find out what went wrong. He told
Speaker 1: us that the date went awesome. He even told us
Speaker 1: that you guys were making out and stuff. So it's
Speaker 1: kind of confused. That's private. Yeah, yeah, but you know
Speaker 1: how Ronald is not a whole lot's private. With Ronald,
Speaker 1: I feel like, oh my gosh, but you liked him
Speaker 1: right like you were into the date obviously. I mean
Speaker 1: he had this whole like tough guy for todd going
Speaker 1: and in a way I appreciated it because I thought, oh,
Speaker 1: like you trying to impress me, you know, I thought
Speaker 1: that was kind of cool. Do you mean him getting
Speaker 1: kicked out of an arcade for kicking a machine and
Speaker 1: then making out with you? Whoa, he told you guys everything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he did you like that though? That's part Yes, really,
Speaker 1: I did make you feel like you were in junior
Speaker 1: high all over again and dating some teenager. No, it
Speaker 1: felt I don't know, it felt really risky and like
Speaker 1: son and thrilling, so I thought, yeah, I'll go with it.
Speaker 1: It was fun. Okay, So you enjoyed making out with
Speaker 1: him there? And did you enjoy the makeout session when
Speaker 1: you went back to his place? Wait? Why are you
Speaker 1: asking me? It sounds like he told you everything already.
Speaker 1: He pretty much did. But the reason that we're confused
Speaker 1: is you were making out with him and then you
Speaker 1: stopped and left. Yeah, he had no idea, Like it
Speaker 1: was out of the blue. So we're wondering why you
Speaker 1: don't want to go out with him again if you
Speaker 1: were like all into it. Whoa, what he did was
Speaker 1: out of the blue? What did he do? It's really
Speaker 1: embarrassing for him, not me. I don't I don't want
Speaker 1: to say it on the radio. Oh I definitely think
Speaker 1: you should. If it's embarrassing for him. He's the one
Speaker 1: that set up this whole phone call. He's the one
Speaker 1: that's putting your business out on the radio. We've already
Speaker 1: talked to him and he says he doesn't care. He
Speaker 1: just wants to know why you won't come back. Well, um,
Speaker 1: if you must know. Yeah, we were, you know, we're
Speaker 1: really into it, like we're making out. It was it
Speaker 1: was good, it was fine, and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: he was touching my boobs and he honked it and said,
Speaker 1: whooo wait what did you just say? Hell your boob? Yeah,
Speaker 1: only one of them. He hung my left boob and said,
Speaker 1: whoo hoo? Did he wait? Was he trying to be funny?
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's almost like he didn't even though
Speaker 1: he did it, he didn't acknowledge it. I didn't call
Speaker 1: attention to the fact that he said woo hoo. No,
Speaker 1: and I mean, that's so I So I stopped because
Speaker 1: I thought, okay, he's throwing in a joke while we're
Speaker 1: getting hot and heavy, which I think is lame. But
Speaker 1: I was like, whatever, he's just trying to be funny.
Speaker 1: It's okay. But he definitely was not joking and just
Speaker 1: continued like he didn't miss a beat, like I don't
Speaker 1: know if he knew he did it, but it's like,
Speaker 1: I mean, to be kind of on his side, he
Speaker 1: has one bad moment in a long sounds like makeout session,
Speaker 1: you couldn't get past a little boom honk. I mean,
Speaker 1: a honk is one thing, but going woo hoo along
Speaker 1: with her that just kind of put me over. I
Speaker 1: could see how that would kill him, followed up by
Speaker 1: a yippie if you'd let him do other things, I think, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I don't. I was like, Okay, he's got
Speaker 1: like a list of these little celebratory champs that he does.
Speaker 1: I don't want to stick her on for the net. Okay,
Speaker 1: So that's when you stopped and took off, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: why wouldn't you tell him that was a turn off
Speaker 1: to you? Because he seemed so oblivious to it. But
Speaker 1: I thought, let me just run now, Yeah, why waste
Speaker 1: the time and have a conversation. Yeah, I mean for me,
Speaker 1: it was like, you know, this is the first date.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna stop now and then never talk to
Speaker 1: him again. Okay, Well, I do have bad news for
Speaker 1: you then, because he's actually on the other line listening
Speaker 1: and wants to have at least one more conversation with you.
Speaker 1: WHOA what? Yeah, Ronald? You there? Yeah, I'm here. I'm
Speaker 1: sorry you have to hear that. Yeah, but you're exaggerating
Speaker 1: a little bit. I mean, I grab it, but I
Speaker 1: didn't say woo who. Most I said was woo, And
Speaker 1: doesn't matter if you said woo or woo who. It's
Speaker 1: just strange to hear those noises while we're in the
Speaker 1: middle of something like that. This isn't a sport where
Speaker 1: they're gonna win something, so what I'd like to fice
Speaker 1: things up. It was my natural reaction. You know, I
Speaker 1: can't believe I'm saying this, but I kind of agree
Speaker 1: with Ronald really yeah, Like, I don't know, it takes
Speaker 1: a while for two people to learn their likes and
Speaker 1: dislikes in the romantic sense. And I don't think you
Speaker 1: gave them a shot, you know, like one thing and
Speaker 1: you turn them down. I mean, maybe we're just different.
Speaker 1: If you would have had Ronald making out with you
Speaker 1: honk your boob yao woohoo on the second date with him,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of reasons that I wouldn't have gone
Speaker 1: out with Ronald, to be kind with, But if I
Speaker 1: got to a point where he was hunking my boob
Speaker 1: and I didn't like it, I mean I would have
Speaker 1: told them and we probably would have continued baking out.
Speaker 1: I don't know if he said woo hoo in the
Speaker 1: middle of yeah, right, it's an exciting thing. It's not
Speaker 1: like he was disappointed. Sounds like a Simpsons character where
Speaker 1: you know, like you guys were making fun of it,
Speaker 1: but she was into it at the time. You know,
Speaker 1: she was moaning like, so, yeah, I went for it.
Speaker 1: That wasn't moaning. That was me trying to hold back
Speaker 1: my vomit. Whatever. You know, you liked it, well, Julie,
Speaker 1: I would love to ask you this question. Would you
Speaker 1: like to go out on a second date with Ronald?
Speaker 1: We will pay for it. I'm gonna go with no. Oh, no,
Speaker 1: so weird. Really, maybe grab your button get a zoichs
Speaker 1: out of the whole deal. Oh gosh, definitely not. I
Speaker 1: really don't want to feel like I'm on an episode
Speaker 1: of Mickey MoU All right, well, thank you for talking
Speaker 1: to us and being honest with us about your date.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. Julia, sure, thank you. Welcome and Ronald,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry no second date for you. Well, that's all right,
Speaker 1: I can honk on somebody, elp, all right, get after
Speaker 1: Ronnie text in at seven eight, five nine two this says,
Speaker 1: I'm definitely over my quota today for hearing the term
Speaker 1: honk my boobspriaking jul in the morning talking about today's
Speaker 1: second date update if you missed it. Ronald Ronnie as
Speaker 1: I like to call him, is a badass and he
Speaker 1: wanted to call a girl named Julia who wasn't calling
Speaker 1: him back. After their date, they went to an arcade
Speaker 1: and Ronald talked about how cool he was when he
Speaker 1: got upset at playing back man and then kicked the
Speaker 1: machine and the owner of the place came over and said, hey,
Speaker 1: please don't do that, and then he was like, dude,
Speaker 1: I was just showing her that I didn't care about anything.
Speaker 1: I don't care about authority. And then he pushed her
Speaker 1: up because the machine started making out with her what
Speaker 1: she liked, and then they got kicked out of the
Speaker 1: place basically, and he was like, dude, she was totally
Speaker 1: eny because I'm a badass. Well, it turns out she
Speaker 1: wasn't calling him back because when they got back to
Speaker 1: his place, they were messing around a little bit, and
Speaker 1: then he got to second base and he honked her
Speaker 1: boob and then went whooo, like actually said woo who
Speaker 1: and that turned her off. Then she left and decided
Speaker 1: she doesn't want to see him again. It all sounds
Speaker 1: like a story from Junior High, from the arcade game
Speaker 1: like to the boob honk. Yeah, I still can't believe
Speaker 1: that that was the thing that pushed her over, Like
Speaker 1: there were so many things prior to that that could
Speaker 1: have done the job right. As soon as he starts
Speaker 1: to like get angry at a video game and start
Speaker 1: beating the crap out of it, like Garant, this guy
Speaker 1: is a little Somebody texted him in seven eighty five
Speaker 1: nine two and said, thanks to Ronald, I have a
Speaker 1: new signature move. Whenever I touched a girl's boob. I
Speaker 1: think that it didn't work out for him, so you
Speaker 1: may want to take that into consideration before you pick
Speaker 1: it up as your signature Movebody else said, I dated
Speaker 1: a guy who honked my boobs all the time like that,
Speaker 1: and now we're getting married in three weeks, so it
Speaker 1: also could work out for you, Just depends on what
Speaker 1: you're into. Yeah. Remember, if you want everybody to do
Speaker 1: a second date update, all you have to do is
Speaker 1: email the show and we will call the person who
Speaker 1: didn't call you back. Somebody said I just hanked my
Speaker 1: girls boobs because we're listening to you guys right now.
Speaker 1: If you're with your girlfriend right now, just reach over.
Speaker 1: If your car pulling to work or whatever, just hank
Speaker 1: talking back. There's a place you can honk too. Why
Speaker 1: not everybody do that in traffic right now? Hey, and
Speaker 1: if you're by yourself or you're in car, hank yourself. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, no way to get closer to your car.
Speaker 1: For your co workers, then too, hank each other, and
Speaker 1: then hank the horn to let the people next see
Speaker 1: you know that you're hanking each other. Everybody, just get
Speaker 1: one big good honking on a part of your friend's
Speaker 1: body right now. Celebrate. Yeah, man, all right, speaking of
Speaker 1: a hank fast, Young Jeffrey's song is a week's coming
Speaker 1: up at eight ten ninety two point five