WEBVTT - JUSTIN WHITEHEAD - Justin's Jail Bird

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, guys, welcome to another episode of Eating While Broke.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm your host, Colleen Witt, and today we have very

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<v Speaker 1>special guest, comedian Justin Whitehead in the building.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you for having me.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for giving us the time.

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<v Speaker 2>It's nothing I appreciate being.

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<v Speaker 1>I like a good a good free meal, and I

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<v Speaker 1>guess we do. I guess on this show is going

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<v Speaker 1>to be a budget friendly meal. Yes, So what are

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<v Speaker 1>you going to be having me eat today?

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<v Speaker 3>I will be having you eat chicken and rice today.

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<v Speaker 3>That is something. I don't care where you are, what

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<v Speaker 3>group you belong to. You eat chicken and rice in

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<v Speaker 3>some form of fashion. It might be fried chicken and rice,

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<v Speaker 3>might be orange chicken and rice, but you still eat

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<v Speaker 3>chicken and rice.

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<v Speaker 1>Justin, you were really sweet because you worked with us today.

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<v Speaker 1>But I know your original meal was Popeye's chicken. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>so take me back to the air of the Popeye'

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<v Speaker 1>chicken slash chicken and rice air of your life.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I ate more just chicken and rice than I

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<v Speaker 3>did Pope's because I only ate Pope's on they had

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<v Speaker 3>to six dollars big box.

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<v Speaker 2>You laughing ship, I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Laughing at your accent is so strong. I'm sorry the

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<v Speaker 1>Forrest Gump movie a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, damn.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't. It doesn't like when you're like the big

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<v Speaker 1>box like you know, Mama said, get a box.

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<v Speaker 3>I see what you think of me. No, but no, seriously,

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<v Speaker 3>Popee's is uh. I'm gonna get up and walk the

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<v Speaker 3>funk out.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're gonna keep laughing at me, we ain't gonna

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<v Speaker 2>make it. We gonna even get the chicken.

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<v Speaker 1>But your accent, I'm in love with this accent.

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<v Speaker 2>I appreciate it. Sorry, but no, serious, Pope's is expensive.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't just go.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, don't you go ahead, go ahead and get it out.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be imitating you for the rest of the night.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, don't don't let my vernacular and the way I

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<v Speaker 3>pronounce my words hold us up in it longer. But no, seriously,

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<v Speaker 3>Pope's is expensive. You don't just go to it. And

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<v Speaker 3>and you know, if you ain't got no money, if

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<v Speaker 3>you're on a budget, you don't go to popeye'es.

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<v Speaker 2>You might hit churches or somewhere like that, but you

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<v Speaker 2>don't go to Pope's.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so strong, Okay, would you would you prefer that

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<v Speaker 1>I talked this way.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe we could continue I speak a little more.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, I love your accent. But you can start

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<v Speaker 1>cooking for me.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you read it?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, start cooking.

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<v Speaker 2>Is this hot?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I preheated it?

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<v Speaker 2>Cool.

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<v Speaker 3>I appreciate that. They told me that. Come to your podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>They said, she preheat the ship for you and everything.

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<v Speaker 3>I said, That's where I'm going.

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<v Speaker 1>So tell me. Tell me what was going on at

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<v Speaker 1>the time of chicken and rice, popeye, six dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>Boxes and all that were broke ship.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but tell me what was going on like the

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<v Speaker 1>whole thing, Like, are you living at home?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, no, no, living at home with my folks?

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<v Speaker 3>I ate good, yes they I'm talking about a meal every.

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<v Speaker 1>Day, but like three meals a day.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna say like that. It just was decent meal.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a full meal.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you grow a poor two pair of household?

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't poor, but I wouldn't rich.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't like middle class family for.

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<v Speaker 3>My neighborhood, I guess because my mom was a teacher.

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<v Speaker 3>She taught second grade for like twenty years, and then

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<v Speaker 3>she became assistant principal for like fifteen. My dad was

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<v Speaker 3>a fireman and a paramedic. So we was cool, you

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<v Speaker 3>know what I'm saying. But it was it was five kids,

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<v Speaker 3>so you know, yeah, so you know it's we weren't poor,

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<v Speaker 3>but you just don't get every damn thing.

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<v Speaker 2>You won't you're not spoiled or whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>But I did not miss anything. I didn't land for anything.

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<v Speaker 3>So you know, I don't have one of those poor

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<v Speaker 3>ass stores. You know, my lights was on, we had washing,

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<v Speaker 3>dry your cable, own room.

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<v Speaker 1>Get your own room. Kid. You didn't have to share.

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<v Speaker 3>Nobody, no, I'm telling you. But okay, well, two of

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<v Speaker 3>the kids wasn't in the house. My mama had a

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<v Speaker 3>son and my dad had a son before they got together.

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<v Speaker 3>So my dad's son was with his mom, and my

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<v Speaker 3>mama's oldest son was gone.

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<v Speaker 2>He was grown like he was.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so yeah that's okay, you got yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was just three of us in the house. Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but you know, no, I was we you know,

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<v Speaker 3>it's good. My mom and dad are still together thirty

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<v Speaker 3>seven years to that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so now let's go back to Okay, you're on

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<v Speaker 1>your own getting the meals every day.

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<v Speaker 2>That's when I moved to Atlanta, to pursue my comedy career.

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<v Speaker 1>And where are you from?

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<v Speaker 3>Originally I'm from the Solda, Georgia. It's like two and

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<v Speaker 3>a half hours south of Atlanta. Okay, so that's when.

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<v Speaker 2>I started the struggle meals, you know, where you're on

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<v Speaker 2>the budget and ship like that.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, I was cooking anything then that that you

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<v Speaker 3>could just throw in some hot grease or in the oven. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>and that's where the chicken came from. As you can

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<v Speaker 3>see it, it's still thawing out. This is the tys

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<v Speaker 3>uh Tyson chicken.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and that's pre cooked, so all you have to

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<v Speaker 1>do is really heat it up. I try to, I

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<v Speaker 1>try to.

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<v Speaker 2>See why do you answered your own question?

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<v Speaker 1>So you were pursuing comedy. Yes, where did this stuff

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<v Speaker 1>for comedy come from?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you know, to be honest, I've been infatuated with

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<v Speaker 3>comedy my whole life, but I never wanted to do it.

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<v Speaker 3>It was never If you asked anybody that knew me

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<v Speaker 3>growing up, they would never tell you that I said

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<v Speaker 3>I wanted to be a comedian. Now, if you was

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<v Speaker 3>paying attention, you may say, okay, that was something I

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<v Speaker 3>see it. Because I've always been obsessed with I never

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<v Speaker 3>wanted to watch anything else.

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<v Speaker 2>I never cared about anything else.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I take that back. I was obsessed with it

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<v Speaker 3>as a kid, but when I found out that it

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<v Speaker 3>was actually medicine, that's when I became infatuated with it.

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<v Speaker 2>It heals you, and it.

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<v Speaker 3>It saved me from a lot because I had a

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<v Speaker 3>real dark childhood and.

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<v Speaker 2>It saved me. You know what I'm saying, it was,

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<v Speaker 2>it healed me. It was so when I saw what

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<v Speaker 2>it could do for me and what it could do

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<v Speaker 2>for my dad.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you said you had a dark charleshood?

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<v Speaker 2>What are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 3>I had a Okay, Well I was bullied a lot

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<v Speaker 3>in school, not beat up, just you know, picked on

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<v Speaker 3>because of you know, I didn't I wasn't like all

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<v Speaker 3>the other kids. I was always different. I just I

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<v Speaker 3>carried myself different. I moved different. And then you know

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<v Speaker 3>what your mama being the teacher and stuff. At school,

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<v Speaker 3>it's just you know, they just find shit to pick

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<v Speaker 3>on you about. So that was one thing that my

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<v Speaker 3>daddy was really really, really really hard on me growing up.

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<v Speaker 3>Marine just you know, so I was dark a lot,

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<v Speaker 3>But when I saw comedy made him a nicer person.

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<v Speaker 2>I used to go out and find it just to

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<v Speaker 2>keep him from whipping my ass.

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<v Speaker 1>You would go out and find the tapes or DVDs whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't.

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<v Speaker 3>I wasn't studying it because still at that moment, I

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<v Speaker 3>didn't want to be a comedian.

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<v Speaker 1>But you were finding the content to give to.

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<v Speaker 3>Him to play, just to get him in a better mood,

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<v Speaker 3>because he had so much on him. He was just

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<v Speaker 3>always just this mean, mad person, and comedy was the

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<v Speaker 3>only thing that took him.

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<v Speaker 2>Out of that.

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<v Speaker 3>That was the only thing that took him out of that,

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<v Speaker 3>that made him the person that we wanted to be around,

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<v Speaker 3>made him, made him smile, made him laugh.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's something we didn't get to see.

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<v Speaker 1>Did everyone else catch on to that secret medicine or

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<v Speaker 1>was it just you and you didn't share it with

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<v Speaker 1>the whole house? Like yo, if we get a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of comedy around him in a better.

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<v Speaker 2>Mood, it was nothing that I had to share.

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<v Speaker 3>It was just I think everybody just pretty much called

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<v Speaker 3>on because it was very obvious, like what makes my

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<v Speaker 3>daddy happy or what.

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<v Speaker 2>Makes him laugh?

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<v Speaker 3>So first I would just pay attention to who made

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<v Speaker 3>him laugh, and then I would try to go out

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<v Speaker 3>and find comedians that would make him laugh, like RNASJ.

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<v Speaker 3>He won't make it through a whole RNASSJ set because

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<v Speaker 3>he's gonna die. He loves RNAs J and a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of the people who's on Coming View. So whatever Coming

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<v Speaker 3>View used to come on, I would go back in

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<v Speaker 3>his room and watch it with him and kind of

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<v Speaker 3>take notes of whatever comedians made him laugh, and then

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<v Speaker 3>I'll go out and try to find like whatever they

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<v Speaker 3>was on, like if I catch them on the cover

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<v Speaker 3>of a DVD, or I'll look him up on the

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<v Speaker 3>internet and see what type of show that might be on.

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<v Speaker 3>And that's when my love for comedy just really skyrocket,

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<v Speaker 3>because not only is he watching it, I'm watching it too,

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<v Speaker 3>And it was.

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<v Speaker 1>Just did it become like a bonding experience between.

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<v Speaker 3>The Bose view, Yes, because he, to be honest, he

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<v Speaker 3>introduced me to comedy. Like part of me believe he

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<v Speaker 3>wished he could have been the comedian. He just didn't

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<v Speaker 3>do it because my dad had to go to prison.

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<v Speaker 3>When I was a kid, like three years old. He

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<v Speaker 3>was a police officer and he wasn't the most on

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<v Speaker 3>his police officers.

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<v Speaker 1>So very much, so.

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<v Speaker 3>Very very much so. But in fact, since you brought

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<v Speaker 3>up training day. His partner was a white guy who

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<v Speaker 3>rolled over on him. He got caught doing whatever they

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<v Speaker 3>were doing, so they gave him chances, you know, say

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<v Speaker 3>he did it and gave him immunity. So my dad

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<v Speaker 3>had to go away for a little while. He came

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<v Speaker 3>home and we came home. He he was on some

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<v Speaker 3>other type of comedy like I like again, I was

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<v Speaker 3>always obsessed with it as a kid. So before him

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<v Speaker 3>introducing me to the raw comedy, I was looking at

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<v Speaker 3>stuff like mister Bean and Samford and not Sanford and

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<v Speaker 3>Son because it's difference. Like I would look at whatever

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<v Speaker 3>my grandma would watch. When he came home, he put

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<v Speaker 3>me on the Dolomite, you know, Rudy ray Moore, he

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<v Speaker 3>put me on Burnie. He put me on the Red

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<v Speaker 3>Fox albums and not just him on TV and stuff

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<v Speaker 3>like that. That's when I saw it was a different

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<v Speaker 3>Eddie Murphy other than you know, Beverly Hill Cops three

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<v Speaker 3>or whatever. That's when I saw the you know, first

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<v Speaker 3>two Beverly Hill Cops, Trading Places.

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<v Speaker 2>Forty eight hours and stuff like that. And then that's.

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<v Speaker 3>When, like I said, that's when I really just fell

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<v Speaker 3>in love with comedy for real, that's all I ever

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<v Speaker 3>wanted to watch. That's all that ever intrigued me, to

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<v Speaker 3>be honest. Okay, but yeah too some all of that

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<v Speaker 3>up it was medicine.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. So then you move out on your own? Is

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<v Speaker 1>this after high school? After?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it was a while after high school because up

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<v Speaker 3>until my senior year in high school, I wanted to

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<v Speaker 3>be an attorney.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't want to do nothing because I don't like attention.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm shy. I'd just rather be in the background. I

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<v Speaker 2>wanted money. I know that.

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<v Speaker 3>I always knew I was gonna do something, even as

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<v Speaker 3>a kid. I knew I was gonna do something on

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<v Speaker 3>a grand scale. I just didn't know what it was.

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<v Speaker 3>So it was like we had a senior project. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know if everybody do it, but at my school

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<v Speaker 3>we had a senior project. And doing the senior project,

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<v Speaker 3>you had to I think like at the end of it,

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<v Speaker 3>you go into the library and apply for colleges or

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<v Speaker 3>something like that. And it was my turn to do it.

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<v Speaker 3>And we're sitting in front of the computer and the like,

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<v Speaker 3>choose three schools that you're interested in going to, and

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<v Speaker 3>I did not have one. I want to be a lawyer,

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<v Speaker 3>but I don't want to go to school, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm tired of it, like for real, like I'm tired

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<v Speaker 3>of school. I don't feel it anymore. And I'm the

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<v Speaker 3>type of person I'm not gonna waste time. I'm not

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<v Speaker 3>gonna waste money. So I'm like, you know what, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not going. And all the teachers was like, you think

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<v Speaker 3>your mama gonna allow that because they knew her, they

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<v Speaker 3>co worked or whatever, and right at this moment, she's

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<v Speaker 3>an assistant principal, right, So.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I really don't give a fuck.

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<v Speaker 3>It is what it is, So you know, I it

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<v Speaker 3>wasn't a conversation that I was just ready to have

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<v Speaker 3>with my parents. And by that time, anyway, I wasn't

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<v Speaker 3>even staying in my parents' house anymore. I had moved

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<v Speaker 3>out with my grandma because me and my dad just

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<v Speaker 3>wasn't getting along, you know what I'm saying. So I

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<v Speaker 3>didn't really care what anybody thought.

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<v Speaker 1>It was. To deliver the I'm not going to college

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<v Speaker 1>news from the grandma's.

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<v Speaker 3>House too, well, I would have delivered it from anywhere,

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<v Speaker 3>because you can't make me go. But my daddy wanted

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<v Speaker 3>me to go in the Marines anyway, because.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what he needed.

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<v Speaker 3>But I felt like I've been living with him all

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<v Speaker 3>these years. I've been in the Marines, so ain't it

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<v Speaker 3>needed me going.

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<v Speaker 2>My mama?

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<v Speaker 3>Surprisingly, she was like, school ain't for everybody, okay, but

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<v Speaker 3>you gotta do something.

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<v Speaker 2>But it was you know.

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<v Speaker 3>I've watched her get her master's and and you know,

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<v Speaker 3>leadership degree and stuff like that, and I just knew

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<v Speaker 3>she was gonna be like, oh, I wanted you to

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<v Speaker 3>go to school. I had so many plans, but nah,

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<v Speaker 3>she was like, do something, so I ain't gonna lie it.

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<v Speaker 3>I got out of school two thousand and six. I

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<v Speaker 3>didn't move to Atlanta and start pursuing my dream until

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<v Speaker 3>two thousand and twelve. I just used that time to

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<v Speaker 3>find myself because I didn't really didn't know who I was.

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<v Speaker 2>I really still don't.

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<v Speaker 1>But and in that time, were you working regular jobs?

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<v Speaker 2>I worked maybe three regular jobs before I figured that

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<v Speaker 2>I was not a good employee.

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<v Speaker 3>I worked at a cell phone company that's back when

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<v Speaker 3>Sprint and Next Tail.

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<v Speaker 2>Had the churchs Remember that, Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I worked there for a little while and then it

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<v Speaker 3>went out of business because it was at in the mall.

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<v Speaker 3>So that store went out of business and I just

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<v Speaker 3>was like fuck it. I went and got a job

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<v Speaker 3>at Dealers in the mall and I was selling men

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<v Speaker 3>and women fragrances in the mall, and that's what my

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<v Speaker 3>love for fragrances, you know, kind of took off also.

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<v Speaker 3>But I worked there and after Dealers, that was it.

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<v Speaker 3>And that's when I really.

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<v Speaker 1>Began to kind of make a choice.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, yeah, yeah, somewhat, I started doing other ship. That's

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<v Speaker 3>when I you know, kind of dabbled in the streets

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<v Speaker 3>a little bit. Well I wasn't selling cologne in the

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<v Speaker 3>streets then, but no, yeah, I ended up catching some charges.

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<v Speaker 2>I beat the charges, and.

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<v Speaker 3>That's when I just, you know, it's like it's I

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<v Speaker 3>know what I need to do now because I wasn't

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<v Speaker 3>good at nothing else.

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<v Speaker 1>And what what did you what was that decision? Comedy?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, because it was I wasn't good at nothing else.

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<v Speaker 3>It was just like I could not eat without thinking

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<v Speaker 3>about comedy. I could sleep without thinking about coming it.

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<v Speaker 3>It was just that was it. It had become my life.

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<v Speaker 3>It had taken over. So I knew I had to

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<v Speaker 3>do it because it was like I really believe in God, like,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a firm believer. So I knew, like I heard it,

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<v Speaker 3>I knew it was a conversation. I knew he was

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<v Speaker 3>talking to me like you go and do it, Go

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<v Speaker 3>and do it. But I just was trying to do

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<v Speaker 3>what I wanted to do and I ended up getting

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<v Speaker 3>in trouble. I beat those charges.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's when you made the decision.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, it was like I made a deal with God.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, you get me out of this. I

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<v Speaker 3>go and do what you want me to do, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>And he got me out of it. So I knew

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<v Speaker 3>not to play with it. You know, that's one person

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<v Speaker 3>you don't want to renig on the bed with. So

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, yeah, I'm gonna go and do it.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's the only thing that has ever worked out

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<v Speaker 3>effortlessly to be honest.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So you start, well, first of all, I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to pretend like I'm guy. Start cooking the chicken. Please start.

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<v Speaker 2>You get me in a conversation. I go talking all

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<v Speaker 2>goddamn y chicken. Yeah, because I was about to say,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I just used to put mine in the oven.

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<v Speaker 2>I never just this is fancy to me. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>have to didn't I didn't have time for all of this.

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<v Speaker 3>I just used to want to put mine in the oven,

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<v Speaker 3>go back to my blunt and watch TV.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, look you're using the butter knife and everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Use one of those. Uh, I'm I'm gonna stay out

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<v Speaker 1>out the kitchen.

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<v Speaker 2>And just hey, I was about to say, who cooking

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<v Speaker 2>this chicken meal? You? I'm fucking this cat? You hold

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<v Speaker 2>a tail.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So you start off in comedy and you said

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<v Speaker 1>it was effortless, as in, like your first time going.

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<v Speaker 3>Up, it was great, yes, and that was I couldn't

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<v Speaker 3>get that laughter out of my head and I knew, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>that's what I want to do for the rest of

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<v Speaker 3>my life.

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<v Speaker 1>So you got the laughter going, but did how was

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<v Speaker 1>the money going with the laughter?

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<v Speaker 2>The first show?

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<v Speaker 3>It was good because I was still standing avon, but

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<v Speaker 3>you're still I still I.

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<v Speaker 1>Was talking about how was the comedy laughter in the

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<v Speaker 1>comedy money.

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<v Speaker 3>Not that I wasn't making comedy money when I first.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't make any money until ten years.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, ten years, no money, no money.

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<v Speaker 3>Everything is you get paid in exposure or favors and ship.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't make no money for ten years.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, And during that ten years, what are the your

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<v Speaker 1>group around you saying at that time, what do you mean.

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<v Speaker 3>What group like the group of comedians, I mean few.

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<v Speaker 3>You had some that was encouraging. Of course, you had

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<v Speaker 3>some that would tell you, all, you need to go

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<v Speaker 3>to the military, or you need to get a job

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<v Speaker 3>or get a you know, learn a trade or some

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<v Speaker 3>ship like that. Now those are the same ones that,

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<v Speaker 3>God damn it, I knew you can do.

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<v Speaker 2>It, and I'd be like, you do that, yeah, because

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<v Speaker 2>you don't want you don't want me to reply.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, So during those ten years, are you still

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<v Speaker 1>selling Avon?

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<v Speaker 2>No? Hell now, because I caught charges trying to sell Avon.

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<v Speaker 1>And your first comedy show.

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<v Speaker 3>I did my first comedy show at home. I didn't

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<v Speaker 3>do it in Atlanta because he's forced to get on stage.

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<v Speaker 3>Because people in my neighborhood they knew I was funny,

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<v Speaker 3>and they knew I.

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<v Speaker 2>Wanted to do it, so.

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<v Speaker 3>They put a show together because they knew I wasn't

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<v Speaker 3>gonna leave the streets so long to go do it.

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<v Speaker 3>I was the fast money. Is that That's all I

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<v Speaker 3>really gave a damn about.

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<v Speaker 2>Wasn't money.

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<v Speaker 3>So it was a guy who I'm actually related to

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<v Speaker 3>he was. He was in a military and he was

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<v Speaker 3>doing something up here in Atlanta. He ended up going

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<v Speaker 3>to uptown when it was on Marieta Street, and that's

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<v Speaker 3>when Cato was hosting like every Thursday night or every

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<v Speaker 3>weekend or something like that. He got Cat up to

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<v Speaker 3>come to our hometown to do a show. So he

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<v Speaker 3>was like, I'm gonna put you on it, but they

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<v Speaker 3>gonna do the rest of the show. So in order

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<v Speaker 3>to get people to buy the tickets, he put me

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<v Speaker 3>on the show. Okay, So he was like, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>we're just gonna give you, you know, five ten minutes

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<v Speaker 3>to go up front and then you know, that's it.

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<v Speaker 3>So I got my set together. I did not like

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<v Speaker 3>the first set at all. It just was horrible to me,

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<v Speaker 3>and I started looking at interviews my favorite comedians and

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<v Speaker 3>all of them said the same thing, be relatable.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So I just went back to the drawing board.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>And the first when I got on stage and delivered it,

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<v Speaker 3>I fucked around and said a joke twice, but it

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<v Speaker 3>was everything else was good, and I knew then all right, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gone.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So ten years you're in the game doing comedy

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<v Speaker 1>at what point do you start making money. When does

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<v Speaker 1>the transition happen.

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<v Speaker 3>Like twenty seventeen, that's when I started doing just like

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<v Speaker 3>rant videos.

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<v Speaker 2>I was ranting about whatever would annoy me.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so you know, the videos a go viral and

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<v Speaker 3>you'll get a few slick ass comedians who are headlined

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<v Speaker 3>and thinking that, Okay, if I get a viral person,

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<v Speaker 3>I can throw them on the show and the tickets

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<v Speaker 3>or sale or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>And it don't work like that in the beginning. Anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>You got to really create a fan base, so.

0:21:25.040 --> 0:21:26.680
<v Speaker 1>You start going viral off.

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<v Speaker 2>These yes, just ranting about whatever would annoy me, and

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<v Speaker 2>it it worked.

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<v Speaker 3>But I mean that's where I started to build a

0:21:37.480 --> 0:21:42.200
<v Speaker 3>fan base. When I started doing the my six hundred

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<v Speaker 3>Pound Life videos.

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<v Speaker 1>That's when it just skyrocketing.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't even know why people like that shit.

0:21:48.480 --> 0:21:49.800
<v Speaker 3>It was nothing that I planned to do.

0:21:50.119 --> 0:21:53.280
<v Speaker 1>Sell the backstorround. How you got to the six hundred Pound.

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<v Speaker 3>Life COVID when it shut everything down and comedians couldn't

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<v Speaker 3>get out and do comedy, we just it was just

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<v Speaker 3>like this.

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<v Speaker 2>It was almost like sexual frustration. Now you can kind

0:22:08.800 --> 0:22:11.800
<v Speaker 2>of duck off somewhere and relieve your sexual frustration. But

0:22:11.840 --> 0:22:13.680
<v Speaker 2>you that that that comedy itch.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't do it if you have a nice following

0:22:17.520 --> 0:22:19.520
<v Speaker 3>and you can go live on social media that kind

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<v Speaker 3>of like amn, like or jail, you know what I'm saying.

0:22:24.119 --> 0:22:29.040
<v Speaker 3>Temporarily relieve it, but if you really just gotta get

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<v Speaker 3>it off you, you gotta do something more.

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<v Speaker 2>So again, I had started to rent.

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<v Speaker 3>I would just sit in my car and smoke and

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<v Speaker 3>just talk to the camera, just go live with you know,

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<v Speaker 3>with my followers. But I ended up one night I

0:22:44.400 --> 0:22:46.200
<v Speaker 3>was I was actually getting ready.

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<v Speaker 2>To do that. I was rolling up a blunt.

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<v Speaker 3>I was about to go outside and go in the

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<v Speaker 3>car and do my video. Well, my godson was with

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<v Speaker 3>me because they was out of school. He was already

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<v Speaker 3>like familiar with the show My six hundred Pound Life,

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<v Speaker 3>so he was watching it. So it caught my attention

0:23:03.200 --> 0:23:06.120
<v Speaker 3>some type of way. I don't even remember, but I'm

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<v Speaker 3>looking at it and I'm giving my a disopinion about it,

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<v Speaker 3>not even knowing that he, you know, live or whatever

0:23:14.320 --> 0:23:16.600
<v Speaker 3>he was doing. So the video that he did ended

0:23:16.680 --> 0:23:20.479
<v Speaker 3>up getting like thirty thousand views within a day or two.

0:23:20.600 --> 0:23:22.720
<v Speaker 3>He don't even have any following or anything like that.

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<v Speaker 3>So I was like, I would have tried on my

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<v Speaker 3>own shit just to see where it goes. So the

0:23:27.359 --> 0:23:29.320
<v Speaker 3>first time I did it, he got like a million

0:23:29.400 --> 0:23:31.800
<v Speaker 3>views in a day and a half, but it's probably

0:23:31.880 --> 0:23:33.679
<v Speaker 3>thirty hours, to be honest, it's even a day and

0:23:33.680 --> 0:23:34.160
<v Speaker 3>a half.

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<v Speaker 1>So so the light bulb went off.

0:23:39.280 --> 0:23:44.360
<v Speaker 2>I mean it was yeah, it was more.

0:23:46.840 --> 0:23:50.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you can say that, because it was like, I'm

0:23:50.840 --> 0:23:54.879
<v Speaker 3>just gonna do it now to take advantage of this shutdown,

0:23:55.440 --> 0:23:58.600
<v Speaker 3>you know, because everybody's just tired of that. Everybody has

0:23:58.720 --> 0:24:01.720
<v Speaker 3>binge watched everything that nobody's mai paying attention to TV,

0:24:02.359 --> 0:24:04.119
<v Speaker 3>so it's whatever's on the phone. And that's when a

0:24:04.119 --> 0:24:06.399
<v Speaker 3>lot of people, you know, really popped off during COVID

0:24:06.400 --> 0:24:08.920
<v Speaker 3>time because everybody was just looking at social media and

0:24:08.920 --> 0:24:12.479
<v Speaker 3>shit like that. So yeah, I was just like, all right,

0:24:12.480 --> 0:24:13.920
<v Speaker 3>I'm just gonna take advantage of it while we're just

0:24:13.920 --> 0:24:15.480
<v Speaker 3>sitting here, you know, stuck.

0:24:15.160 --> 0:24:15.600
<v Speaker 2>In the house.

0:24:15.640 --> 0:24:18.760
<v Speaker 3>And then it became a demand like I would go

0:24:18.840 --> 0:24:21.320
<v Speaker 3>live just to go live, and then you would see

0:24:21.359 --> 0:24:23.479
<v Speaker 3>people in the comments saying, oh, we thought you were

0:24:23.520 --> 0:24:27.080
<v Speaker 3>watching TV or I'm like, well fuck me, then I

0:24:27.119 --> 0:24:29.720
<v Speaker 3>don't you know, I don't matter you want me yelling

0:24:29.760 --> 0:24:34.199
<v Speaker 3>at the TV, so that's all they want. When I

0:24:34.280 --> 0:24:40.680
<v Speaker 3>really saw how crazy it was, I sold like five

0:24:40.800 --> 0:24:48.080
<v Speaker 3>hundred tickets in Birmingham just so people can come and

0:24:48.119 --> 0:24:49.600
<v Speaker 3>watch me yell at that shit.

0:24:51.400 --> 0:24:53.240
<v Speaker 2>They don't give a damn. I would do an hour

0:24:53.320 --> 0:24:56.119
<v Speaker 2>and a half of stand up on stage. They love it.

0:24:56.600 --> 0:25:00.200
<v Speaker 2>But that six hundred pound life, Oh that's what they're

0:25:00.200 --> 0:25:00.480
<v Speaker 2>come for.

0:25:01.160 --> 0:25:04.200
<v Speaker 1>That's crazy. Does that still shocking to this day?

0:25:04.640 --> 0:25:08.320
<v Speaker 2>Yes? I am yes.

0:25:09.119 --> 0:25:14.320
<v Speaker 1>Is it a little frustrating because you have this comedy

0:25:14.359 --> 0:25:18.000
<v Speaker 1>that but then you have this like accidental hyper niche.

0:25:18.800 --> 0:25:22.520
<v Speaker 2>It is to a certain extent because.

0:25:23.680 --> 0:25:28.080
<v Speaker 3>It's more to me than that, and it was never

0:25:28.240 --> 0:25:31.919
<v Speaker 3>supposed to just beat that. I don't want nobody thinking that,

0:25:34.359 --> 0:25:38.960
<v Speaker 3>you know, I'm really that mean person who you know

0:25:39.000 --> 0:25:42.159
<v Speaker 3>what I'm saying, but it is what it is. I

0:25:42.240 --> 0:25:43.880
<v Speaker 3>just don't want to be stuck doing that. I want

0:25:43.880 --> 0:25:46.560
<v Speaker 3>to be putting right. Yeah, I don't want to just

0:25:46.600 --> 0:25:50.680
<v Speaker 3>be doing gathering at the TV or doing six hundred

0:25:50.720 --> 0:25:53.200
<v Speaker 3>pound life content because like I say, again, it's more

0:25:53.240 --> 0:25:55.920
<v Speaker 3>to me than that. But if that's what gonna keep

0:25:55.920 --> 0:25:59.679
<v Speaker 3>those tickets, I will yell at that motherfuckers.

0:25:59.160 --> 0:25:59.680
<v Speaker 2>That I need.

0:26:00.400 --> 0:26:02.320
<v Speaker 1>Does it start to feel like work after a while.

0:26:02.920 --> 0:26:08.080
<v Speaker 3>Nah, it's fun because I, like I said, I never

0:26:08.119 --> 0:26:10.639
<v Speaker 3>really just worked before. I've had a few jobs. I

0:26:10.680 --> 0:26:17.040
<v Speaker 3>don't I don't do anything that feels like work. I

0:26:17.080 --> 0:26:20.000
<v Speaker 3>don't scratch unless I itch now, don't dance unless I

0:26:20.080 --> 0:26:20.520
<v Speaker 3>like to beat.

0:26:21.320 --> 0:26:23.560
<v Speaker 2>So I'll go it.

0:26:23.520 --> 0:26:25.760
<v Speaker 1>Out, Okay, I like that.

0:26:26.000 --> 0:26:30.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I ended up selling Avon.

0:26:30.640 --> 0:26:33.080
<v Speaker 1>So you ended up going back to selling Avon.

0:26:33.200 --> 0:26:34.320
<v Speaker 2>No, I'm talking about back then.

0:26:34.440 --> 0:26:37.359
<v Speaker 3>So yeah, so it really didn't matter, Like I didn't

0:26:37.400 --> 0:26:39.280
<v Speaker 3>have to you know what I'm saying, keep working.

0:26:39.320 --> 0:26:41.000
<v Speaker 2>I just chose to do that because I'm not a

0:26:41.000 --> 0:26:44.080
<v Speaker 2>good employee. I don't want to feel like I'm working.

0:26:44.160 --> 0:26:45.800
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to answer to anybody.

0:26:46.359 --> 0:26:50.719
<v Speaker 1>So so now your income is mainly off of just

0:26:50.840 --> 0:26:54.560
<v Speaker 1>comedy and the reviews of these shows.

0:26:54.880 --> 0:26:56.880
<v Speaker 3>Yes, and I would like for you to say that again,

0:26:57.000 --> 0:26:59.800
<v Speaker 3>that is where my income come.

0:27:00.960 --> 0:27:02.560
<v Speaker 1>Why you saying that, like you're still.

0:27:04.320 --> 0:27:05.399
<v Speaker 2>But no, yeah, I don't.

0:27:05.520 --> 0:27:08.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't even have the desire to do anything else,

0:27:08.480 --> 0:27:11.560
<v Speaker 3>to be honest, I'm too scared now. It's like when

0:27:11.600 --> 0:27:14.399
<v Speaker 3>I beat those charges, it was like the judge just

0:27:14.480 --> 0:27:16.600
<v Speaker 3>took my nuts and pride to he was.

0:27:16.560 --> 0:27:17.120
<v Speaker 2>Like, give me them.

0:27:17.200 --> 0:27:19.560
<v Speaker 3>You don't need them anymore because I'm not doing that ship.

0:27:20.240 --> 0:27:22.600
<v Speaker 3>They took me through the wire. I went all the

0:27:22.600 --> 0:27:25.760
<v Speaker 3>way to the end. I've seen people cop please, I've

0:27:25.760 --> 0:27:28.159
<v Speaker 3>seen people tell on people and everything to dodge the

0:27:28.160 --> 0:27:29.639
<v Speaker 3>type of ship I was on. But it was just

0:27:29.680 --> 0:27:33.080
<v Speaker 3>this belief I had, like I ain't going to jail.

0:27:33.400 --> 0:27:35.880
<v Speaker 1>But you didn't get to experience, not one day.

0:27:36.359 --> 0:27:36.520
<v Speaker 2>No.

0:27:36.800 --> 0:27:40.760
<v Speaker 3>When I first caught the charges, yeah, get jail. I

0:27:40.800 --> 0:27:43.520
<v Speaker 3>had Okay, all right, fuck, it's public record.

0:27:43.600 --> 0:27:46.400
<v Speaker 2>I had possessional cocaine.

0:27:46.480 --> 0:27:48.679
<v Speaker 1>I love anytime someone says, fuck it, let's go.

0:27:48.760 --> 0:27:52.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean, yeah, it's I had possessional cocaine, possessional

0:27:52.040 --> 0:27:57.240
<v Speaker 3>fire aggravator, Salt'm the police officer, attempted to elude obstructional

0:27:57.320 --> 0:28:00.359
<v Speaker 3>officer Tampa with evidence, abandonment of a dangerous drug.

0:28:00.640 --> 0:28:03.480
<v Speaker 2>And was that seven or eight? Because I think I

0:28:03.520 --> 0:28:03.840
<v Speaker 2>had eight.

0:28:05.000 --> 0:28:07.320
<v Speaker 1>That sounds like a lot out have been scared, Okay,

0:28:07.720 --> 0:28:09.000
<v Speaker 1>making deals with Jesus.

0:28:09.080 --> 0:28:11.040
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but I'm gonna tell you that that I didn't

0:28:11.080 --> 0:28:14.479
<v Speaker 3>know what I did was gonna give me all those charges.

0:28:14.560 --> 0:28:19.359
<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking because I got yes, trying to get rid

0:28:19.400 --> 0:28:19.960
<v Speaker 1>of the evidence.

0:28:20.040 --> 0:28:20.600
<v Speaker 2>That's when I.

0:28:20.640 --> 0:28:23.680
<v Speaker 3>Learned that you can get one charge and get too

0:28:24.440 --> 0:28:26.480
<v Speaker 3>because obstruction of officers.

0:28:26.400 --> 0:28:30.760
<v Speaker 1>And yeah, you edit officer, what is obstruction of.

0:28:30.960 --> 0:28:33.600
<v Speaker 3>No obstruction officer anytime you are obstructing them from doing

0:28:33.600 --> 0:28:37.719
<v Speaker 3>their job, like if you lie to them. But no,

0:28:37.880 --> 0:28:40.880
<v Speaker 3>I ran from him. I pulled off, Yeah, because I

0:28:40.920 --> 0:28:41.320
<v Speaker 3>had a.

0:28:42.040 --> 0:28:43.560
<v Speaker 1>You had a gun on you too, right.

0:28:43.440 --> 0:28:47.240
<v Speaker 2>Hell yeah, everybody know cocaine and drugs don't mix. The

0:28:47.320 --> 0:28:50.000
<v Speaker 2>cocaine and guns don't mix. You got you can get one,

0:28:50.320 --> 0:28:51.800
<v Speaker 2>but you wonn't getting both of them off me. So

0:28:51.960 --> 0:28:53.920
<v Speaker 2>he wanted both. So I drove off with his ass

0:28:53.920 --> 0:28:54.680
<v Speaker 2>hanging in my window.

0:28:54.760 --> 0:28:56.680
<v Speaker 1>And that's how I get that hanging in your window.

0:28:56.840 --> 0:29:00.000
<v Speaker 2>Yes, hanging in the window. I will get the damn.

0:29:01.800 --> 0:29:03.440
<v Speaker 1>I thought you were going to say you were driving

0:29:03.480 --> 0:29:04.680
<v Speaker 1>and try to chuck it.

0:29:04.600 --> 0:29:08.560
<v Speaker 3>Out, and then I beat these charges. There's no double jebbidy.

0:29:08.600 --> 0:29:11.600
<v Speaker 3>I can tell you the story. He pulled me over,

0:29:12.400 --> 0:29:14.240
<v Speaker 3>but he already had some file ship on his mind

0:29:14.240 --> 0:29:16.920
<v Speaker 3>because he knew I sold dope. So he just figured, oh,

0:29:17.000 --> 0:29:18.320
<v Speaker 3>got your answer to pull you over to day and

0:29:18.320 --> 0:29:21.640
<v Speaker 3>see what you got on you. So when he pulled

0:29:21.680 --> 0:29:25.040
<v Speaker 3>me over, he kind of like he didn't come all

0:29:25.040 --> 0:29:26.520
<v Speaker 3>the way up on my car, and he kind of

0:29:26.560 --> 0:29:30.240
<v Speaker 3>turned his car to the right a little bit so

0:29:30.320 --> 0:29:33.240
<v Speaker 3>the camera wouldn't get everything. I didn't know that until

0:29:33.240 --> 0:29:35.360
<v Speaker 3>I saw the dance camp when my lawyer got to Discovery.

0:29:35.440 --> 0:29:38.000
<v Speaker 3>But anyway, he walked up to my car and he

0:29:38.000 --> 0:29:40.880
<v Speaker 3>cut his recorder off coming up to my car, so

0:29:40.920 --> 0:29:42.400
<v Speaker 3>he came up straight to my car. He's like, what

0:29:42.440 --> 0:29:44.520
<v Speaker 3>a gun is with a dope at and I'm like,

0:29:46.120 --> 0:29:47.840
<v Speaker 3>I got a gun or two in Hire, but I

0:29:47.880 --> 0:29:51.440
<v Speaker 3>don't know about because it was legal. I had a

0:29:51.520 --> 0:29:54.360
<v Speaker 3>legal gun, but the cocaine ain't legal, So of course

0:29:54.360 --> 0:29:58.720
<v Speaker 3>I admit to the gun. So he was like, he said,

0:29:58.720 --> 0:30:01.120
<v Speaker 3>I had one of my guns between my seat and

0:30:01.160 --> 0:30:04.280
<v Speaker 3>my emergency break. I used to always keep one right

0:30:04.280 --> 0:30:05.720
<v Speaker 3>there in case I can grab right here, and I

0:30:05.760 --> 0:30:07.160
<v Speaker 3>had one of my door because I had to grab

0:30:07.200 --> 0:30:10.840
<v Speaker 3>over there. So he was like, for my safety, stick

0:30:10.880 --> 0:30:12.400
<v Speaker 3>your hands out of the window so I can reach

0:30:12.440 --> 0:30:13.240
<v Speaker 3>in and get the gun.

0:30:13.680 --> 0:30:16.160
<v Speaker 2>So, Risks, you see how small my shit is.

0:30:16.360 --> 0:30:18.520
<v Speaker 3>I stick both my wrists out the window like this

0:30:18.600 --> 0:30:21.120
<v Speaker 3>so he can get the gun. No, lie, He put

0:30:21.840 --> 0:30:23.840
<v Speaker 3>one hand around both my wrists and he leaned in

0:30:23.920 --> 0:30:25.800
<v Speaker 3>and he grabbed my gun from between the seat and

0:30:25.800 --> 0:30:26.920
<v Speaker 3>he put it on top of my car.

0:30:27.720 --> 0:30:30.080
<v Speaker 2>This point, my sun roof is open because it's a

0:30:30.200 --> 0:30:34.160
<v Speaker 2>sunny day. I'm just riding. But all right, go back? No, no, no,

0:30:34.200 --> 0:30:35.120
<v Speaker 2>not then, not then.

0:30:35.360 --> 0:30:38.840
<v Speaker 3>So so he was like when he looked when he

0:30:38.880 --> 0:30:41.600
<v Speaker 3>reached in to get the gun, he had, well, then

0:30:41.640 --> 0:30:43.760
<v Speaker 3>you go back a little bit more. When he first

0:30:43.760 --> 0:30:46.920
<v Speaker 3>pulled me over, I was so nervous. I took the

0:30:46.960 --> 0:30:49.640
<v Speaker 3>dope and put it in my pocket. At this point,

0:30:49.760 --> 0:30:53.000
<v Speaker 3>them slim tight ass five O one levives were popular,

0:30:53.040 --> 0:30:54.720
<v Speaker 3>and when I pulled my hand out of my pocket

0:30:54.760 --> 0:30:57.440
<v Speaker 3>about that much of the plastic came out too. So

0:30:57.520 --> 0:30:59.520
<v Speaker 3>when he reached in to get the gun, he saw

0:30:59.600 --> 0:31:02.840
<v Speaker 3>the shit because I'm turned like this, So he sees

0:31:02.960 --> 0:31:04.760
<v Speaker 3>the plastic hanging out of my pocket, but he don't

0:31:04.760 --> 0:31:06.480
<v Speaker 3>see the dope because all of it is in my pocket.

0:31:06.480 --> 0:31:09.640
<v Speaker 3>He see the plastic, so he like he come out

0:31:09.760 --> 0:31:12.520
<v Speaker 3>sniffing hard as fuck. So he was like, is that

0:31:12.520 --> 0:31:15.280
<v Speaker 3>marijuana hanging out of your pocket? Still holding my wrists

0:31:15.960 --> 0:31:17.600
<v Speaker 3>start to look.

0:31:19.400 --> 0:31:22.040
<v Speaker 1>I be damn, you didn't say that.

0:31:22.560 --> 0:31:25.760
<v Speaker 3>Yes I did to myself, yes I did. So he

0:31:25.920 --> 0:31:28.520
<v Speaker 3>was like, he says that marijuana hanging out your pocket.

0:31:28.560 --> 0:31:31.280
<v Speaker 3>I said, no, it ain't marijuana. He said, what is?

0:31:31.320 --> 0:31:33.080
<v Speaker 3>I said, bir and you let me out? I jake

0:31:33.080 --> 0:31:33.480
<v Speaker 3>you everything.

0:31:33.600 --> 0:31:35.160
<v Speaker 2>Just let me know. I went to run so I

0:31:35.160 --> 0:31:35.840
<v Speaker 2>can get rid of it.

0:31:36.280 --> 0:31:38.680
<v Speaker 3>But I'm in the middle of no fucking where. I

0:31:38.760 --> 0:31:41.800
<v Speaker 3>mean nowhere, cotton feels and everything on the side. If

0:31:41.840 --> 0:31:43.560
<v Speaker 3>I run, I ain't going nowhere. I just want to

0:31:43.600 --> 0:31:45.880
<v Speaker 3>get this ship off of me. So he was like,

0:31:45.880 --> 0:31:49.800
<v Speaker 3>I can't let you do that. So at this moment,

0:31:50.760 --> 0:31:52.320
<v Speaker 3>and this is a true store, I don't give a

0:31:52.360 --> 0:31:53.400
<v Speaker 3>fuck when nobody say.

0:31:55.080 --> 0:31:55.320
<v Speaker 2>Yes.

0:31:55.520 --> 0:31:57.320
<v Speaker 1>So you didn't tell him that there was a second gun.

0:31:57.360 --> 0:31:59.080
<v Speaker 2>It wasn't his business. He'll find that if he would

0:31:59.080 --> 0:32:00.960
<v Speaker 2>have let me get out, But that we have to

0:32:00.960 --> 0:32:01.280
<v Speaker 2>get to that.

0:32:01.480 --> 0:32:05.600
<v Speaker 3>So I know everybody have seen these movies where God

0:32:05.760 --> 0:32:07.400
<v Speaker 3>just come in at the last minute and it's like

0:32:07.440 --> 0:32:10.320
<v Speaker 3>he just opened the sky and the sun shine down

0:32:10.320 --> 0:32:13.760
<v Speaker 3>on some ship. On my mama, I fucking I promise you,

0:32:13.800 --> 0:32:15.960
<v Speaker 3>I swear to God. This is what happened when he

0:32:16.040 --> 0:32:19.280
<v Speaker 3>telling me he can't let me out. It's like God

0:32:19.440 --> 0:32:23.760
<v Speaker 3>made the sun shine even brighter through my sun and.

0:32:23.520 --> 0:32:24.800
<v Speaker 2>Shine on my gear shield.

0:32:25.440 --> 0:32:28.360
<v Speaker 3>I was so on my gearshift to get I was

0:32:28.400 --> 0:32:30.480
<v Speaker 3>so goddamn nervous when he pulled me over. I never

0:32:30.520 --> 0:32:32.240
<v Speaker 3>put my car in part. I'm sitting there with both

0:32:32.240 --> 0:32:33.160
<v Speaker 3>feet on the damn break.

0:32:34.000 --> 0:32:35.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, this real shit.

0:32:36.680 --> 0:32:39.200
<v Speaker 3>So he's standing out his hand on my hand telling

0:32:39.240 --> 0:32:42.400
<v Speaker 3>me he want this cocaine, and both of my feet

0:32:42.440 --> 0:32:43.720
<v Speaker 3>on the break, and it's been still in.

0:32:43.800 --> 0:32:48.640
<v Speaker 1>Dry and wait wait, wait, and his head still in

0:32:48.720 --> 0:32:49.040
<v Speaker 1>the car.

0:32:49.200 --> 0:32:53.520
<v Speaker 2>Right he should have got up. So what happened?

0:32:53.520 --> 0:32:55.400
<v Speaker 3>Well, he had a chance to move though, because we

0:32:55.400 --> 0:32:56.800
<v Speaker 3>was in the grass and I had an Audi a

0:32:56.880 --> 0:32:58.920
<v Speaker 3>four back then the front wheel drive, so it's spinning

0:32:58.920 --> 0:32:59.280
<v Speaker 3>in the grass.

0:32:59.320 --> 0:33:01.240
<v Speaker 2>He said, what you're doing? Say you better move. He's

0:33:01.240 --> 0:33:02.400
<v Speaker 2>still front of Hold my shit.

0:33:02.800 --> 0:33:05.120
<v Speaker 3>I took my knee and got the wheel in the

0:33:05.120 --> 0:33:08.200
<v Speaker 3>front wheel and on that pavement and slump that motherfucker again.

0:33:08.560 --> 0:33:09.000
<v Speaker 2>I see you.

0:33:09.320 --> 0:33:12.280
<v Speaker 3>So he jumps back, runs to his car. Mind you,

0:33:12.360 --> 0:33:13.760
<v Speaker 3>I told you he parked back a little because he

0:33:13.800 --> 0:33:15.239
<v Speaker 3>was on some bullshit, so he had a little bit

0:33:15.240 --> 0:33:15.800
<v Speaker 3>to run back.

0:33:16.920 --> 0:33:18.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm already around the curve.

0:33:18.320 --> 0:33:20.320
<v Speaker 3>I bite the top off the plastic and pour the

0:33:20.360 --> 0:33:22.360
<v Speaker 3>dope out, and then I get up the road a

0:33:22.400 --> 0:33:24.479
<v Speaker 3>little bit more and drop the bag because you might

0:33:24.520 --> 0:33:24.800
<v Speaker 3>a wall.

0:33:24.880 --> 0:33:26.360
<v Speaker 2>Just keep the dope if you're gonna throw the dope

0:33:26.360 --> 0:33:27.560
<v Speaker 2>out in the goddamn bad.

0:33:28.080 --> 0:33:32.479
<v Speaker 3>So, yeah, you're think it's smart, but no, no, no,

0:33:32.520 --> 0:33:34.560
<v Speaker 3>that's all gone. I ain't that fucking smart. That's how

0:33:34.600 --> 0:33:35.560
<v Speaker 3>I know. I'm telling you.

0:33:35.640 --> 0:33:38.720
<v Speaker 1>I would have thought that far, but go ahead, go ahead.

0:33:39.200 --> 0:33:41.600
<v Speaker 2>I wasn't thinking that far. My heart beating fast as fuck.

0:33:41.640 --> 0:33:42.680
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what's going on.

0:33:42.720 --> 0:33:44.800
<v Speaker 3>When I finally get rid of the dope and the

0:33:44.880 --> 0:33:48.840
<v Speaker 3>gun rolled down my fucking windshield and off the damn.

0:33:48.600 --> 0:33:52.320
<v Speaker 2>Car, I'm like, nigga, you're running from the police.

0:33:54.080 --> 0:33:55.840
<v Speaker 3>And at that moment when I said that, I saw

0:33:55.920 --> 0:33:58.760
<v Speaker 3>police coming in front of me, his ass was behind

0:33:58.800 --> 0:34:01.320
<v Speaker 3>me and his side rode come and the police in

0:34:01.320 --> 0:34:03.080
<v Speaker 3>front of me was from a whole another county. So

0:34:03.200 --> 0:34:05.600
<v Speaker 3>I know I'm not going to cross this yet, So

0:34:05.640 --> 0:34:07.120
<v Speaker 3>I just pull over and get out the car because

0:34:07.120 --> 0:34:09.319
<v Speaker 3>I got the dope of me not whatever. We can

0:34:09.320 --> 0:34:13.120
<v Speaker 3>take this templally one of them, so I can take

0:34:13.120 --> 0:34:17.360
<v Speaker 3>this attempting to you, lou and whatever. Just give me

0:34:17.360 --> 0:34:22.040
<v Speaker 3>that shit. That's what I'm thinking. So when I got

0:34:22.040 --> 0:34:23.640
<v Speaker 3>out of the car with I do what I see.

0:34:23.520 --> 0:34:25.320
<v Speaker 2>People do on TV. I get on my knees and

0:34:25.360 --> 0:34:26.600
<v Speaker 2>hold my handle. He said, get on the grind. Said

0:34:26.600 --> 0:34:28.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm on the ground. He said, lay on your Stoma said,

0:34:28.160 --> 0:34:31.080
<v Speaker 2>all right, don't shoot me. So he came up. He

0:34:31.120 --> 0:34:33.160
<v Speaker 2>hopped on my back. He put me a handcus he

0:34:33.280 --> 0:34:35.359
<v Speaker 2>just ripped it through my pocket. He said, where is it?

0:34:35.400 --> 0:34:37.040
<v Speaker 3>I said, I don't know what you're talking about. He said,

0:34:37.040 --> 0:34:39.120
<v Speaker 3>where is that plastic? I said, may have no guydamn plastic.

0:34:39.200 --> 0:34:40.480
<v Speaker 3>He said, why did you run? I said, because you

0:34:40.520 --> 0:34:45.080
<v Speaker 3>were trying to choke me. So that moment I did

0:34:45.160 --> 0:34:47.680
<v Speaker 3>not know. He cut his recorder off and he did

0:34:47.760 --> 0:34:50.279
<v Speaker 3>not get it on camera. That's just me saying shit.

0:34:50.960 --> 0:34:54.359
<v Speaker 3>So the other cops that's coming behind us, they pick

0:34:54.440 --> 0:34:55.719
<v Speaker 3>up my gun that fell out the car.

0:34:56.160 --> 0:34:58.600
<v Speaker 2>And the cops that was in front of us, they

0:34:58.600 --> 0:35:00.879
<v Speaker 2>pulled up, asked everything all right or whatever because it's

0:35:00.920 --> 0:35:02.920
<v Speaker 2>out there jerseydiction anywhere. They were just gonna cut me

0:35:02.960 --> 0:35:05.959
<v Speaker 2>off or take over if I crossed over into the count.

0:35:06.320 --> 0:35:08.399
<v Speaker 2>So they turned on and went out. They wait went

0:35:08.440 --> 0:35:09.400
<v Speaker 2>on about their way or whatever.

0:35:10.200 --> 0:35:12.560
<v Speaker 3>The dude who's coming from the side, he went back

0:35:12.600 --> 0:35:15.120
<v Speaker 3>to look for the dope. And the guy who bought

0:35:15.160 --> 0:35:17.560
<v Speaker 3>my gun. He went back to look for the dope. Now,

0:35:17.640 --> 0:35:19.200
<v Speaker 3>mind you, I told you I pulled it out of

0:35:19.239 --> 0:35:19.520
<v Speaker 3>the bag.

0:35:19.600 --> 0:35:20.399
<v Speaker 2>It was one.

0:35:20.520 --> 0:35:23.120
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that was over it. So what happened was they

0:35:23.120 --> 0:35:24.879
<v Speaker 3>went back. They came back and said the only thing

0:35:24.920 --> 0:35:26.839
<v Speaker 3>we found was a gun. There's no dope on the road.

0:35:26.920 --> 0:35:28.720
<v Speaker 3>No marijuanda, no cocainet.

0:35:28.239 --> 0:35:33.640
<v Speaker 2>No nothing. Okay, cool, thinking that's it, buddy, take me

0:35:33.680 --> 0:35:35.040
<v Speaker 2>to jail. He charged me with.

0:35:37.120 --> 0:35:39.480
<v Speaker 3>Not then no, he charged me at that moment it

0:35:39.680 --> 0:35:45.440
<v Speaker 3>was attempting to elude obstructional officer. Aggravator saw on the

0:35:45.440 --> 0:35:47.799
<v Speaker 3>officer because he was hanging out of my window when

0:35:47.800 --> 0:35:48.359
<v Speaker 3>I drove off.

0:35:49.280 --> 0:35:50.560
<v Speaker 2>I did not know that shit.

0:35:51.520 --> 0:35:54.680
<v Speaker 3>Anytime you put somebody's life in danger, any of it,

0:35:54.719 --> 0:36:00.399
<v Speaker 3>that's aggravator. So they gave me that shit. I think

0:36:00.400 --> 0:36:04.120
<v Speaker 3>that was it at that moment. So he booked me.

0:36:04.239 --> 0:36:06.520
<v Speaker 3>They booked me at the station. An hour later, while

0:36:06.560 --> 0:36:09.400
<v Speaker 3>I'm still in intake, he calls back up to the

0:36:09.480 --> 0:36:12.479
<v Speaker 3>jail and say add possession of cocaine. He goes back

0:36:12.480 --> 0:36:14.520
<v Speaker 3>to the scene and pick up the bag and it

0:36:14.600 --> 0:36:19.680
<v Speaker 3>still had some crumbs in it. But they had to

0:36:19.719 --> 0:36:21.200
<v Speaker 3>add the charges because he said it.

0:36:21.360 --> 0:36:23.879
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, there's no.

0:36:25.360 --> 0:36:27.480
<v Speaker 3>You can't prove that it was lying, you know what

0:36:27.520 --> 0:36:31.080
<v Speaker 3>I'm saying. So they added the charges. So when they

0:36:31.120 --> 0:36:36.280
<v Speaker 3>added the cocaine charges, I bunned out from just possession

0:36:36.280 --> 0:36:38.839
<v Speaker 3>of cocaine or whatever. He gets back to the jail

0:36:38.880 --> 0:36:41.480
<v Speaker 3>with the chief of police and decides, oh, we can

0:36:41.560 --> 0:36:43.560
<v Speaker 3>charge him with a lot more. So that's when they

0:36:43.560 --> 0:36:45.759
<v Speaker 3>add the abandonment of the dangerous drug.

0:36:47.120 --> 0:36:47.480
<v Speaker 2>Tamping.

0:36:48.239 --> 0:36:51.120
<v Speaker 1>That when you start doing your deals with Jesus.

0:36:52.800 --> 0:36:53.400
<v Speaker 2>Sort of kind of.

0:36:53.440 --> 0:36:54.759
<v Speaker 3>Because I had to go back to jail, I had

0:36:54.800 --> 0:36:56.720
<v Speaker 3>to turn myself in the bun out on the new charges.

0:36:56.800 --> 0:36:59.000
<v Speaker 3>So I'm like, y'all fucking with me. They took my car,

0:36:59.480 --> 0:37:02.759
<v Speaker 3>I had an all. They took that. They took my cash,

0:37:02.800 --> 0:37:06.759
<v Speaker 3>They took both of the guns I had. They took

0:37:06.800 --> 0:37:10.400
<v Speaker 3>my pepper spray, they took my baton, they took my knife.

0:37:10.840 --> 0:37:11.600
<v Speaker 1>A lot of weapons.

0:37:12.200 --> 0:37:14.839
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, you come between me and my EVA. You're

0:37:14.840 --> 0:37:21.759
<v Speaker 2>gonna see what but nah? Yeah, but no. So when

0:37:23.480 --> 0:37:25.240
<v Speaker 2>it was time to go to well, of course it

0:37:25.320 --> 0:37:28.520
<v Speaker 2>used to bother me a little bit, but I didn't

0:37:28.560 --> 0:37:30.560
<v Speaker 2>really for some reason. I don't know why, because I

0:37:30.680 --> 0:37:31.800
<v Speaker 2>worry about everything.

0:37:32.040 --> 0:37:36.799
<v Speaker 3>I'm always worrying about something, but that didn't really bother me.

0:37:37.320 --> 0:37:39.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't know why it did not bother me up

0:37:40.040 --> 0:37:42.760
<v Speaker 2>until I went to court.

0:37:43.000 --> 0:37:44.320
<v Speaker 3>I used to say all the time people used to

0:37:44.320 --> 0:37:45.880
<v Speaker 3>ask me about I don't care about that ship, and

0:37:45.880 --> 0:37:46.760
<v Speaker 3>they used to get mad.

0:37:46.640 --> 0:37:48.439
<v Speaker 2>Like, nigga, you can go to jail for a long

0:37:48.480 --> 0:37:51.800
<v Speaker 2>time about this ship. And I was like, I'm.

0:37:50.840 --> 0:37:53.320
<v Speaker 3>Not tripping because I didn't really I wasn't really focusing

0:37:53.360 --> 0:37:57.200
<v Speaker 3>on it. So when I hire up my attorney, he

0:37:57.320 --> 0:37:59.959
<v Speaker 3>was like, we're gonna ask for a speedy trial. I said,

0:38:00.080 --> 0:38:02.640
<v Speaker 3>for what he was like, because we're not gonna get

0:38:02.680 --> 0:38:04.160
<v Speaker 3>him trying to build a case. It was like, this

0:38:04.200 --> 0:38:06.920
<v Speaker 3>is bullshit. So he said, let's just go ahead and

0:38:06.920 --> 0:38:09.160
<v Speaker 3>do it. So I ended up going. I got arrested

0:38:10.840 --> 0:38:17.840
<v Speaker 3>December eighteen, twenty eleven. I went to court July six

0:38:18.520 --> 0:38:22.120
<v Speaker 3>no July sixteenth, twenty twelve, so it was like with

0:38:22.280 --> 0:38:26.080
<v Speaker 3>six seven months or some shit like that. So the

0:38:26.120 --> 0:38:27.800
<v Speaker 3>first day I went to court, it was supposed to

0:38:27.800 --> 0:38:29.759
<v Speaker 3>be like one day, but.

0:38:31.480 --> 0:38:33.919
<v Speaker 2>They was on some bullshit. Now, mind you, I told

0:38:33.920 --> 0:38:35.840
<v Speaker 2>you I threw the dope out the window.

0:38:36.400 --> 0:38:40.520
<v Speaker 3>So the judge was like, after the first recess for

0:38:40.560 --> 0:38:42.759
<v Speaker 3>the first day, he was like, I, before we bring

0:38:42.760 --> 0:38:46.080
<v Speaker 3>the jury in, I've heard y'all mentioned cocaine, cocaine, cocaine,

0:38:46.120 --> 0:38:47.720
<v Speaker 3>but I don't see any on the table.

0:38:47.960 --> 0:38:48.560
<v Speaker 2>Where is it.

0:38:49.200 --> 0:38:51.440
<v Speaker 3>So the DA was like, y'all or it's at the

0:38:51.520 --> 0:38:53.719
<v Speaker 3>crime lab or something like that. So he was like,

0:38:53.760 --> 0:38:55.600
<v Speaker 3>I'll tell you what, if y'all don't have it in

0:38:55.640 --> 0:38:57.359
<v Speaker 3>here tomorrow, I'm gonna throw the cocaine out.

0:38:57.560 --> 0:38:58.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm nice.

0:38:59.280 --> 0:39:01.520
<v Speaker 2>Bullshit. They come in there the next day with a

0:39:01.560 --> 0:39:04.960
<v Speaker 2>half a ball half eight ball cocaine.

0:39:05.520 --> 0:39:08.320
<v Speaker 1>So that's temper. That's tampering on their side, right, it's.

0:39:08.400 --> 0:39:10.480
<v Speaker 3>Doing whatever the fuck they want to do. They tried. Now,

0:39:10.560 --> 0:39:13.799
<v Speaker 3>mind you, I had cracked. I had cracked cocaine. They

0:39:13.840 --> 0:39:17.040
<v Speaker 3>come in with powder cocaine. My stupid ass. When I

0:39:17.080 --> 0:39:18.280
<v Speaker 3>see them coming out of that ship.

0:39:18.120 --> 0:39:19.640
<v Speaker 2>I look at my something.

0:39:19.680 --> 0:39:21.399
<v Speaker 1>You said I had cracked, not coke.

0:39:21.520 --> 0:39:23.520
<v Speaker 2>You better damn no, I did. I told him, I said,

0:39:23.520 --> 0:39:24.719
<v Speaker 2>look at I had crack. I don't know what the

0:39:24.719 --> 0:39:26.839
<v Speaker 2>fuck that is. He said, you didn't have nothing, because

0:39:28.840 --> 0:39:30.319
<v Speaker 2>I said, I'm just letting you know what to damn

0:39:30.360 --> 0:39:30.799
<v Speaker 2>tell them.

0:39:31.239 --> 0:39:36.000
<v Speaker 1>So you said you don't let him know what to

0:39:36.040 --> 0:39:36.399
<v Speaker 1>tell them.

0:39:36.440 --> 0:39:40.480
<v Speaker 2>That how to fight. Let them. I told you what happened.

0:39:40.520 --> 0:39:43.440
<v Speaker 3>So what fucked them up was they had that little

0:39:43.480 --> 0:39:46.759
<v Speaker 3>amount and they tried to point on the dash cam

0:39:47.000 --> 0:39:50.040
<v Speaker 3>where they thought the cocaine was when they was pursuing me,

0:39:50.600 --> 0:39:52.759
<v Speaker 3>and the judge was like, that's not the same.

0:39:52.960 --> 0:39:55.400
<v Speaker 2>So then they wanted to offer me a plea.

0:39:55.280 --> 0:39:59.400
<v Speaker 3>Bark and I knew then, like, okay, I got you, motherfuckers.

0:39:59.440 --> 0:40:03.399
<v Speaker 2>They offered me I think it was five serve two.

0:40:04.280 --> 0:40:07.200
<v Speaker 1>What does that mean? They offered me two years in jail.

0:40:07.239 --> 0:40:09.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they give me five years and I served two

0:40:09.280 --> 0:40:11.279
<v Speaker 3>and then like three on parole, a probation or some

0:40:11.320 --> 0:40:13.839
<v Speaker 3>ship like that. I'm like, fuck, no, I'm not doing it.

0:40:14.120 --> 0:40:15.759
<v Speaker 3>I told my lawyer that because he came to me

0:40:15.800 --> 0:40:18.680
<v Speaker 3>and told me to jail. So when he went and

0:40:18.680 --> 0:40:19.719
<v Speaker 3>told him, I turned it down.

0:40:20.440 --> 0:40:23.399
<v Speaker 2>He can't. They offered him another one. I even heard

0:40:23.440 --> 0:40:24.800
<v Speaker 2>the DA say, well, he's gonna.

0:40:24.560 --> 0:40:27.719
<v Speaker 3>Be an old man when you get out, and I'm like, well, bitch,

0:40:27.719 --> 0:40:33.319
<v Speaker 3>you'll be dead. Well, so he said all right, we'll

0:40:33.400 --> 0:40:36.520
<v Speaker 3>drop the cocaine and still giving five serve two.

0:40:36.560 --> 0:40:38.359
<v Speaker 2>So I'm like, well, what the fuck is the difference? Then?

0:40:38.600 --> 0:40:40.960
<v Speaker 3>Okay, y'all gotta work. We're gonna go for so my brother,

0:40:41.000 --> 0:40:43.040
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, oh, you might want to take it. I'm like,

0:40:43.120 --> 0:40:45.640
<v Speaker 3>I'm not sending myself to jail. If I go to jail,

0:40:45.880 --> 0:40:47.560
<v Speaker 3>it's gonna be all and nothing, and the judge is

0:40:47.560 --> 0:40:49.200
<v Speaker 3>gonna send me. I'm not gonna sign up to send

0:40:49.239 --> 0:40:51.400
<v Speaker 3>myself to jail because I really did not see myself

0:40:51.400 --> 0:40:51.919
<v Speaker 3>going to jail.

0:40:51.920 --> 0:40:52.839
<v Speaker 2>I didn't believe that shit.

0:40:52.960 --> 0:40:55.279
<v Speaker 1>It was everything that you had done, you didn't see

0:40:55.280 --> 0:40:57.719
<v Speaker 1>it's gonna I'm just.

0:40:57.719 --> 0:41:00.399
<v Speaker 3>I didn't everything that I did. I didn't not see

0:41:00.400 --> 0:41:02.040
<v Speaker 3>myself going to jail. And I was guilty of all

0:41:02.080 --> 0:41:16.040
<v Speaker 3>that shit, but I just didn't see myself going to jail.

0:41:16.560 --> 0:41:20.360
<v Speaker 3>What really really helped me out is him doing the

0:41:20.360 --> 0:41:23.680
<v Speaker 3>stupid shit that he did. I had never been arrested

0:41:23.719 --> 0:41:27.120
<v Speaker 3>for any of that ship before, and he had just

0:41:27.160 --> 0:41:29.600
<v Speaker 3>gotten fired from the County sheriff Department for doing some

0:41:29.760 --> 0:41:33.040
<v Speaker 3>racist shit. Oh yeah, he shot off his own police

0:41:33.040 --> 0:41:34.879
<v Speaker 3>card and said a black dude did it, and then

0:41:34.920 --> 0:41:36.560
<v Speaker 3>he shot at the black dude, so they fired.

0:41:36.800 --> 0:41:39.080
<v Speaker 1>Also, looks like he tampers with evidence a lot.

0:41:39.160 --> 0:41:40.120
<v Speaker 2>Ye, well nod.

0:41:40.520 --> 0:41:43.840
<v Speaker 3>He didn't bring the cocaine in the courthouse, the district attorney,

0:41:43.920 --> 0:41:44.960
<v Speaker 3>and the whole prosecution.

0:41:45.160 --> 0:41:49.399
<v Speaker 2>They did that shit. Yeah, because it was no way.

0:41:50.520 --> 0:41:53.920
<v Speaker 3>We left court at like four or five that evening,

0:41:54.320 --> 0:41:56.439
<v Speaker 3>and we lived two and a half three hours south

0:41:56.480 --> 0:41:59.600
<v Speaker 3>of Atlanta at that time, the crime laud was closed.

0:41:59.640 --> 0:42:03.640
<v Speaker 3>The way you went there that evening or that morning

0:42:03.719 --> 0:42:07.080
<v Speaker 3>the next morning and got back with the cocaine in order,

0:42:07.160 --> 0:42:08.920
<v Speaker 3>you know what I'm saying, to present it to the

0:42:09.040 --> 0:42:11.360
<v Speaker 3>jury or whatever. So you know, when I was telling

0:42:11.400 --> 0:42:12.560
<v Speaker 3>him that, he was like, I got it, you know,

0:42:12.560 --> 0:42:13.400
<v Speaker 3>like I got I got it.

0:42:13.440 --> 0:42:14.799
<v Speaker 2>So he got up and said the ship. But you

0:42:14.800 --> 0:42:15.279
<v Speaker 2>know I was.

0:42:15.719 --> 0:42:17.920
<v Speaker 3>That's when I got scared, Like, okay, now y'all playing

0:42:18.560 --> 0:42:20.640
<v Speaker 3>because it was no cocaine in the courtroom.

0:42:20.640 --> 0:42:21.480
<v Speaker 2>They ran over that shit.

0:42:21.560 --> 0:42:26.400
<v Speaker 1>Come behind me, silly, Okay, So you're gonna feed me

0:42:26.520 --> 0:42:28.320
<v Speaker 1>today in this lifetime before.

0:42:28.040 --> 0:42:30.160
<v Speaker 2>The interviews, if you let me get to that you

0:42:30.239 --> 0:42:30.600
<v Speaker 2>are are.

0:42:30.520 --> 0:42:31.440
<v Speaker 1>You and the butter knife?

0:42:31.680 --> 0:42:32.520
<v Speaker 2>Huh? Yeah?

0:42:32.640 --> 0:42:36.120
<v Speaker 3>Because you asked me about to struggle right there where.

0:42:36.239 --> 0:42:37.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh.

0:42:39.680 --> 0:42:41.359
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if Jesus needed to sign a light

0:42:41.400 --> 0:42:42.200
<v Speaker 1>on them or something.

0:42:42.400 --> 0:42:45.760
<v Speaker 3>Nah, but I'm gonna tell you this. We let chicken

0:42:45.760 --> 0:42:47.440
<v Speaker 3>cook for a long time. You're fucking around and get

0:42:47.440 --> 0:42:49.239
<v Speaker 3>that that. What is it, Simonia?

0:42:49.680 --> 0:42:50.880
<v Speaker 1>If you cook it too long?

0:42:51.040 --> 0:42:52.680
<v Speaker 2>No, if you don't cook it long enough. That's why

0:42:52.680 --> 0:42:53.879
<v Speaker 2>I said, we let it cook a long time.

0:42:54.000 --> 0:42:56.000
<v Speaker 1>First of all, it was pre cooked. All you had

0:42:56.040 --> 0:42:56.960
<v Speaker 1>to do was heat it.

0:42:57.280 --> 0:42:58.560
<v Speaker 2>Oh, we don't fuck this up.

0:42:58.719 --> 0:43:02.920
<v Speaker 1>You you, he said, don't he said, don't tell me

0:43:02.920 --> 0:43:05.120
<v Speaker 1>how to cook the chicken. I could cook the chicken.

0:43:05.120 --> 0:43:06.200
<v Speaker 1>What do you say about the cat? What did you

0:43:06.239 --> 0:43:08.000
<v Speaker 1>say about the cat? You said the cat to tell

0:43:08.080 --> 0:43:08.279
<v Speaker 1>the what?

0:43:09.120 --> 0:43:11.000
<v Speaker 3>Well, that's when I was a chelf, but you turned

0:43:11.040 --> 0:43:13.600
<v Speaker 3>me into a guest on your show, Oprah.

0:43:13.800 --> 0:43:17.440
<v Speaker 2>And that's when I said, I said, bok the chicken.

0:43:18.680 --> 0:43:20.640
<v Speaker 2>So I don't even know that this is gonna be good.

0:43:21.600 --> 0:43:24.200
<v Speaker 1>No, it's not. You don't add seasoning to your chicken

0:43:24.400 --> 0:43:24.680
<v Speaker 1>for what.

0:43:24.960 --> 0:43:27.279
<v Speaker 2>That's tyson, jab you see it already. Then you said,

0:43:27.320 --> 0:43:29.759
<v Speaker 2>we're pretty cooked.

0:43:31.040 --> 0:43:33.000
<v Speaker 1>I just want to eat. I want to eat before

0:43:33.040 --> 0:43:35.879
<v Speaker 1>the episode's over. I want to discriminate hardly on your dish.

0:43:35.920 --> 0:43:36.799
<v Speaker 2>Oh, well you're gonna do that.

0:43:36.960 --> 0:43:39.719
<v Speaker 1>And I want to be you how you are with

0:43:39.760 --> 0:43:40.839
<v Speaker 1>the six hundred pound life.

0:43:40.840 --> 0:43:42.360
<v Speaker 2>First, because I'm not eating this. I want you to

0:43:42.360 --> 0:43:42.759
<v Speaker 2>know that. Now.

0:43:42.840 --> 0:43:47.200
<v Speaker 1>Why Because you're gonna You're gonna eat this because this

0:43:47.239 --> 0:43:48.279
<v Speaker 1>is what you ate when you was.

0:43:48.280 --> 0:43:50.040
<v Speaker 2>Broke, and I'm not broken the more so now it's

0:43:50.080 --> 0:43:50.439
<v Speaker 2>your turn.

0:43:50.719 --> 0:43:53.120
<v Speaker 1>No last when was the last time you ate a

0:43:53.120 --> 0:43:53.640
<v Speaker 1>dish like this?

0:43:54.480 --> 0:43:55.520
<v Speaker 2>Twenty sixteen?

0:43:55.880 --> 0:43:58.359
<v Speaker 1>Okay, well, welcome back to the broke club.

0:44:00.480 --> 0:44:05.239
<v Speaker 3>Uh, it's my phone right, No, I'm not eating this,

0:44:05.520 --> 0:44:06.520
<v Speaker 3>gonna give it to you.

0:44:06.520 --> 0:44:10.919
<v Speaker 1>No, you gotta take one bite justin why you look?

0:44:11.320 --> 0:44:11.920
<v Speaker 2>I don't want this.

0:44:12.360 --> 0:44:14.120
<v Speaker 3>I don't want this broke ship to rub off on

0:44:14.160 --> 0:44:17.080
<v Speaker 3>me anymore, and I might not make no more money

0:44:17.080 --> 0:44:18.520
<v Speaker 3>and I might have to start eating this again.

0:44:19.080 --> 0:44:21.600
<v Speaker 1>No, man, everyone has had to take a bite of

0:44:21.640 --> 0:44:24.640
<v Speaker 1>their own. May it may jock your memory. You may

0:44:24.680 --> 0:44:27.640
<v Speaker 1>get a cool classic memory of flashback.

0:44:28.719 --> 0:44:30.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't want those. That was a lot of sleep.

0:44:30.719 --> 0:44:31.560
<v Speaker 1>Where are you vegan?

0:44:31.640 --> 0:44:31.799
<v Speaker 4>Now?

0:44:32.400 --> 0:44:32.600
<v Speaker 2>Hell?

0:44:32.719 --> 0:44:38.320
<v Speaker 1>No, I eat everything, but you're broke dish?

0:44:38.960 --> 0:44:41.360
<v Speaker 2>Huh yeah, No, I'm I'm lying.

0:44:41.840 --> 0:44:44.360
<v Speaker 1>Okay, good because I was starting to feel like I

0:44:44.360 --> 0:44:46.600
<v Speaker 1>couldn't trust the meal for a second. You know, when

0:44:46.600 --> 0:44:49.160
<v Speaker 1>someone else don't eat it, you'd be like, I can't

0:44:49.160 --> 0:44:49.720
<v Speaker 1>trust it.

0:44:52.320 --> 0:44:54.560
<v Speaker 2>I gotta I gotta get me one of those. I

0:44:54.640 --> 0:44:56.719
<v Speaker 2>like that for real. I cook for rea. Now, oh ship,

0:44:57.200 --> 0:44:57.839
<v Speaker 2>I cook for real.

0:44:57.920 --> 0:45:02.799
<v Speaker 3>Now, I don't cook this ship here, I cook for free, okay.

0:45:01.800 --> 0:45:03.600
<v Speaker 1>Because you looked at the season is like they were.

0:45:04.640 --> 0:45:08.040
<v Speaker 3>Yep, for that. I'm not seasoning up no ship that that.

0:45:08.120 --> 0:45:11.000
<v Speaker 3>I got a thought or whatever I mean like that.

0:45:11.120 --> 0:45:14.320
<v Speaker 1>Now regular chicken, like a whole chicken, what its like

0:45:14.520 --> 0:45:15.320
<v Speaker 1>without seasoning?

0:45:15.600 --> 0:45:18.000
<v Speaker 2>So you put season it on your ship like that

0:45:18.040 --> 0:45:18.239
<v Speaker 2>for you.

0:45:18.360 --> 0:45:22.600
<v Speaker 1>First of all, I always buy my chicken raw, okay,

0:45:23.719 --> 0:45:25.520
<v Speaker 1>but for the sake of helping you out.

0:45:25.920 --> 0:45:28.640
<v Speaker 2>No, like this, I'm not seasoning this.

0:45:28.719 --> 0:45:31.400
<v Speaker 3>But if I go and buy me like chicken breasts

0:45:31.440 --> 0:45:33.680
<v Speaker 3>or chicken wings or something like that, yes, almost season that.

0:45:33.760 --> 0:45:35.120
<v Speaker 2>And I got a lot of seasoning for that.

0:45:35.440 --> 0:45:37.520
<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's let's see.

0:45:38.000 --> 0:45:39.440
<v Speaker 3>But this he ain't shit. I'm gonna tell you that

0:45:39.560 --> 0:45:42.279
<v Speaker 3>right now. You didn't even bring me nothing to put

0:45:42.280 --> 0:45:42.840
<v Speaker 3>some gravy with.

0:45:43.440 --> 0:45:45.279
<v Speaker 1>First of all, you said you don't let your meal

0:45:45.640 --> 0:45:48.480
<v Speaker 1>ingredients touch you put I'm scared to.

0:45:48.440 --> 0:45:51.680
<v Speaker 2>Go to your house you put gravy on rice. You're

0:45:51.680 --> 0:45:53.520
<v Speaker 2>scared to go to my house for what dinner?

0:45:53.680 --> 0:45:56.840
<v Speaker 1>You're gonna serve yourself plates? Sir? Oh my god, geez,

0:45:57.320 --> 0:45:58.200
<v Speaker 1>don't be boogie.

0:45:59.440 --> 0:46:00.959
<v Speaker 2>You asked for ate when I was broke.

0:46:01.440 --> 0:46:03.759
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well you ain't broke, that's why you on this show.

0:46:03.840 --> 0:46:06.440
<v Speaker 2>No, I was, well, okay.

0:46:06.320 --> 0:46:08.239
<v Speaker 1>What say it? Don't hold back.

0:46:08.360 --> 0:46:10.120
<v Speaker 3>No, I don't want the wrong people to see this

0:46:10.160 --> 0:46:14.799
<v Speaker 3>and start asking for ship, because you know that's that's

0:46:14.840 --> 0:46:16.160
<v Speaker 3>when people need favors and ship.

0:46:16.239 --> 0:46:19.399
<v Speaker 2>I don't you know. Sometimes I like to steal car

0:46:19.440 --> 0:46:21.520
<v Speaker 2>people and ask for ship just and I don't even need.

0:46:21.400 --> 0:46:24.279
<v Speaker 1>It, Like what money. You'll call someone and be like,

0:46:24.320 --> 0:46:25.840
<v Speaker 1>let me hold.

0:46:25.239 --> 0:46:27.680
<v Speaker 2>Just to keep it out there so they won't ask me.

0:46:27.719 --> 0:46:28.520
<v Speaker 2>I beat them to it.

0:46:29.840 --> 0:46:31.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and David, what happens if they give it to

0:46:31.880 --> 0:46:36.799
<v Speaker 1>you appreciate it? Is that how you judge, like your lawyer.

0:46:36.880 --> 0:46:38.320
<v Speaker 3>But I have to deal with a lot of bullshit

0:46:38.400 --> 0:46:40.440
<v Speaker 3>behind it because they know I like expensive ship, so.

0:46:40.719 --> 0:46:43.040
<v Speaker 2>You stopped behind this and I'd be like, bitch, I

0:46:43.080 --> 0:46:44.719
<v Speaker 2>don't even need it. I just don't want you to

0:46:44.800 --> 0:46:47.719
<v Speaker 2>ever ask me because they see me living nice, like

0:46:48.719 --> 0:46:51.359
<v Speaker 2>I buy something and they figure, oh, well he has

0:46:51.440 --> 0:46:54.239
<v Speaker 2>money to bouy it, so maybe he has something loan

0:46:54.280 --> 0:46:54.440
<v Speaker 2>on me.

0:46:55.360 --> 0:46:58.319
<v Speaker 1>So you beat him to it before you'd be like, oh,

0:46:58.320 --> 0:46:59.839
<v Speaker 1>by the way, let me fight out.

0:47:00.239 --> 0:47:01.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just act broke.

0:47:01.719 --> 0:47:03.640
<v Speaker 3>I tell them all my clothes come from the flea

0:47:03.719 --> 0:47:07.200
<v Speaker 3>market because they pay attention to my brands and stuff.

0:47:07.200 --> 0:47:09.040
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, this fake shit? Why would I pay that

0:47:09.160 --> 0:47:11.439
<v Speaker 3>much for that? Now my moment them no better because

0:47:11.440 --> 0:47:15.200
<v Speaker 3>they know I'm not Finna war nothing fake. But other people, and.

0:47:15.120 --> 0:47:16.799
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if they know it better too, they

0:47:16.880 --> 0:47:17.440
<v Speaker 2>just be.

0:47:17.440 --> 0:47:20.000
<v Speaker 1>Like, Okay, so your family now are they proud of you?

0:47:21.400 --> 0:47:21.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:47:21.840 --> 0:47:28.040
<v Speaker 3>Now everybody my daddy? Oh my goodness, you ought to

0:47:28.040 --> 0:47:31.200
<v Speaker 3>see him. He loved for people to ask am I

0:47:31.280 --> 0:47:34.200
<v Speaker 3>his son? Because of the videos and stuff. When he

0:47:34.320 --> 0:47:35.879
<v Speaker 3>go anywhere, like the doctor's office.

0:47:35.880 --> 0:47:36.319
<v Speaker 2>One day, he.

0:47:37.840 --> 0:47:38.440
<v Speaker 1>Tell the story.

0:47:38.840 --> 0:47:39.680
<v Speaker 2>He calls me.

0:47:39.640 --> 0:47:41.840
<v Speaker 3>He was at the doctor's office and they called him

0:47:41.880 --> 0:47:43.919
<v Speaker 3>to come in the back and they heard his last name.

0:47:44.360 --> 0:47:47.080
<v Speaker 3>So all the nurses and the people in the back

0:47:47.520 --> 0:47:49.000
<v Speaker 3>asked him when he was on his way out.

0:47:49.120 --> 0:47:51.320
<v Speaker 2>Is that your son? Are you related to him? Or

0:47:51.360 --> 0:47:51.640
<v Speaker 2>something like?

0:47:51.680 --> 0:47:54.839
<v Speaker 3>That made his fucking day. So anywhere he goes and

0:47:55.280 --> 0:47:57.480
<v Speaker 3>they have to ask him his last name. Oh, he

0:47:57.480 --> 0:47:59.560
<v Speaker 3>hasn't mentioned his last name and they asked him or

0:47:59.600 --> 0:48:00.759
<v Speaker 3>is it in relation to it?

0:48:01.000 --> 0:48:03.880
<v Speaker 2>He calls me, he sent me a text. He fucking

0:48:03.960 --> 0:48:04.400
<v Speaker 2>loves that.

0:48:05.760 --> 0:48:07.040
<v Speaker 1>Do you love that he loves it.

0:48:07.560 --> 0:48:09.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because I never thought I was gonna make him

0:48:09.640 --> 0:48:11.880
<v Speaker 3>proud of anything because of how hard he was on

0:48:11.960 --> 0:48:15.360
<v Speaker 3>me growing up. And now I know why, but you

0:48:15.400 --> 0:48:18.200
<v Speaker 3>know I didn't. I just didn't never think I was

0:48:18.200 --> 0:48:20.600
<v Speaker 3>gonna be good enough or do anything good enough for him.

0:48:20.640 --> 0:48:22.759
<v Speaker 3>My mama didn't give a fuck, Like I'm Mama's boy.

0:48:22.880 --> 0:48:23.319
<v Speaker 2>She loved me.

0:48:23.360 --> 0:48:31.400
<v Speaker 3>If I don't, yeah, because yeah, anyway, she don't condone it,

0:48:31.440 --> 0:48:32.920
<v Speaker 3>but she loved me anyway.

0:48:34.760 --> 0:48:36.719
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

0:48:37.480 --> 0:48:39.800
<v Speaker 1>You and him, like, do you share all your accomplishments

0:48:39.840 --> 0:48:40.200
<v Speaker 1>with him?

0:48:40.360 --> 0:48:40.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh?

0:48:40.560 --> 0:48:43.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yea yeah, we have a great relationship. Now I'm

0:48:43.560 --> 0:48:47.440
<v Speaker 3>actually about to buy him his first roles. Now, I'm

0:48:47.480 --> 0:48:49.719
<v Speaker 3>gonna buy him his before I buy my own.

0:48:51.239 --> 0:48:51.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:48:51.600 --> 0:48:54.399
<v Speaker 3>He all I ever heard him say he wanted when

0:48:54.400 --> 0:48:57.120
<v Speaker 3>I was growing up was a Range Drove and a Rolex.

0:48:57.560 --> 0:48:59.840
<v Speaker 3>So I in my prayers every night, I pray to

0:48:59.840 --> 0:49:01.840
<v Speaker 3>Go that you allow me to buy him both of

0:49:01.880 --> 0:49:03.640
<v Speaker 3>those while he still can enjoy it.

0:49:04.360 --> 0:49:05.839
<v Speaker 2>So if I don't you know what I'm saying, If I.

0:49:05.760 --> 0:49:09.040
<v Speaker 3>Don't get to buy it for myself right now, I'm

0:49:09.080 --> 0:49:09.720
<v Speaker 3>cool with it.

0:49:09.800 --> 0:49:13.000
<v Speaker 2>I just want to buy it for him all that.

0:49:12.200 --> 0:49:14.200
<v Speaker 1>So does he know what's coming?

0:49:14.400 --> 0:49:17.920
<v Speaker 2>No, so he ain't gonna see this shit nowhere, he

0:49:17.920 --> 0:49:19.560
<v Speaker 2>don't because he don't watch that. But and the grip

0:49:19.760 --> 0:49:21.239
<v Speaker 2>the news and that's it.

0:49:21.840 --> 0:49:24.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, so he don't watch your stuff. No, well,

0:49:25.000 --> 0:49:26.439
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna turn this into a little clue.

0:49:26.520 --> 0:49:32.040
<v Speaker 2>No he he if no, he don't watch x uh.

0:49:32.080 --> 0:49:35.640
<v Speaker 3>Well, I'm trying to see. My parents' anniversary is March

0:49:35.680 --> 0:49:37.920
<v Speaker 3>to twentieth. But I don't want to give it to

0:49:38.000 --> 0:49:40.400
<v Speaker 3>him then because I can't afford to give him and

0:49:40.480 --> 0:49:42.560
<v Speaker 3>my mama one, even though she don't really.

0:49:42.320 --> 0:49:46.359
<v Speaker 2>Give a fuck about one. But wait till after maybe

0:49:46.440 --> 0:49:46.960
<v Speaker 2>Father's Day?

0:49:47.080 --> 0:49:51.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, or damn, that's that's like that far.

0:49:52.640 --> 0:49:54.200
<v Speaker 2>You know, I can put a little more with it

0:49:54.239 --> 0:49:57.879
<v Speaker 2>and get a better one. But you know I like that. Yeah,

0:49:58.280 --> 0:50:02.000
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Maybe Father's okay, Yeah, proper father.

0:50:02.719 --> 0:50:04.520
<v Speaker 1>You want to turn off the stove before you burn down.

0:50:08.200 --> 0:50:10.160
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't. I didn't have no faith in you. I'm sorry.

0:50:10.200 --> 0:50:12.960
<v Speaker 1>All right, let's try this food, eat it, eat it.

0:50:13.200 --> 0:50:14.560
<v Speaker 2>I love the way that clown.

0:50:17.480 --> 0:50:21.120
<v Speaker 1>Only in the a, only in the a. All right,

0:50:21.160 --> 0:50:21.640
<v Speaker 1>here we go.

0:50:22.800 --> 0:50:23.239
<v Speaker 2>M hm.

0:50:25.160 --> 0:50:40.239
<v Speaker 5>Hm hm m m boys, that's good. Oh, that's good.

0:50:40.160 --> 0:50:40.759
<v Speaker 2>Take a bike.

0:50:42.080 --> 0:50:51.279
<v Speaker 4>Take a bike, man, Okay, you keep this in your

0:50:52.440 --> 0:50:54.120
<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, this is the worst chicken I've had.

0:50:57.760 --> 0:51:00.440
<v Speaker 2>You fucking cooked something to let me eat it, Jude. Yeah,

0:51:00.520 --> 0:51:01.239
<v Speaker 2>let me tell you something.

0:51:01.280 --> 0:51:03.120
<v Speaker 1>This is the driest chicken I ever had my life.

0:51:03.800 --> 0:51:06.480
<v Speaker 2>Put canola oil or something on instead this damn butter

0:51:06.600 --> 0:51:08.560
<v Speaker 2>that was gonna brown and dry up.

0:51:08.800 --> 0:51:13.360
<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you this is like chicken jerky.

0:51:14.160 --> 0:51:15.800
<v Speaker 3>It's the last time I ever do something nice for

0:51:15.880 --> 0:51:19.359
<v Speaker 3>your ass. I said this back when I was broke.

0:51:19.680 --> 0:51:20.879
<v Speaker 3>I ain't say nothing about it.

0:51:20.680 --> 0:51:21.279
<v Speaker 2>It was good.

0:51:21.360 --> 0:51:23.240
<v Speaker 3>I ain't say nothing about I was a gourmet chef.

0:51:23.280 --> 0:51:26.560
<v Speaker 3>I said, this is why I used to get especially

0:51:26.560 --> 0:51:28.959
<v Speaker 3>when your sister let you use some of her stamps. Yeah,

0:51:29.040 --> 0:51:30.040
<v Speaker 3>you go get shipped like that.

0:51:31.680 --> 0:51:33.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm glad you're a trooper and you ate it.

0:51:34.040 --> 0:51:35.239
<v Speaker 2>Oh I'm not eating real of that ship.

0:51:36.080 --> 0:51:37.560
<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say, what keeps you humble? But I

0:51:37.600 --> 0:51:38.800
<v Speaker 1>don't know if that's possible.

0:51:39.520 --> 0:51:42.719
<v Speaker 2>Oh No, I'm very humble. I don't look this ship

0:51:42.760 --> 0:51:43.799
<v Speaker 2>for you.

0:51:43.840 --> 0:51:46.360
<v Speaker 1>See what he said. I'm not gonna eat it, so

0:51:46.400 --> 0:51:47.120
<v Speaker 1>you're very humble.

0:51:47.360 --> 0:51:49.040
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm not gonna eat it because I know there's

0:51:49.080 --> 0:51:50.120
<v Speaker 3>some food in the back.

0:51:52.360 --> 0:51:54.160
<v Speaker 2>Where in the kitchen?

0:51:54.200 --> 0:51:55.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh you mean the pope is just coming?

0:51:55.960 --> 0:51:59.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I want to say room for the good chicken,

0:52:00.960 --> 0:52:06.920
<v Speaker 2>But no, I I don't know what will keep me humble?

0:52:07.480 --> 0:52:08.480
<v Speaker 2>What keeps me humble?

0:52:08.520 --> 0:52:12.040
<v Speaker 3>To be honest, my daddy used to always just say

0:52:12.040 --> 0:52:18.239
<v Speaker 3>shit like, no matter what, somebody's doing better, somebody has more,

0:52:19.600 --> 0:52:21.640
<v Speaker 3>so why brag about what you got?

0:52:21.800 --> 0:52:24.640
<v Speaker 2>Just enjoyed and keep on. I like that, so I

0:52:24.760 --> 0:52:27.480
<v Speaker 2>just I don't brag about shit. You know.

0:52:27.520 --> 0:52:30.720
<v Speaker 3>If people say, oh, you have a nice car, nice truck,

0:52:30.920 --> 0:52:33.200
<v Speaker 3>or oh that's nice, I'm like, okay, cool.

0:52:33.239 --> 0:52:35.799
<v Speaker 2>I really don't know how to accept compliments either.

0:52:36.400 --> 0:52:36.839
<v Speaker 1>Thank you.

0:52:36.880 --> 0:52:39.480
<v Speaker 2>No. I know how to say thank you, but that's

0:52:39.640 --> 0:52:40.640
<v Speaker 2>just you know.

0:52:40.719 --> 0:52:43.239
<v Speaker 3>I say thank you because that's the polite thing to do,

0:52:43.800 --> 0:52:48.239
<v Speaker 3>but as far as it's letting it download into my brain, like, nah,

0:52:48.280 --> 0:52:50.120
<v Speaker 3>I don't have a bunch of compliments, and better than

0:52:50.120 --> 0:52:51.919
<v Speaker 3>my head, I'm not full of myself at all.

0:52:52.680 --> 0:52:54.319
<v Speaker 1>So I like that for you.

0:52:54.880 --> 0:52:56.040
<v Speaker 2>I take it and go on.

0:52:56.280 --> 0:52:57.560
<v Speaker 1>You are so much fun.

0:52:57.719 --> 0:52:58.040
<v Speaker 2>I have.

0:53:00.000 --> 0:53:04.239
<v Speaker 3>Sight there because I had fun talking about me going

0:53:04.280 --> 0:53:07.840
<v Speaker 3>to jail, because I don't know about this fucking these.

0:53:09.640 --> 0:53:12.239
<v Speaker 2>The wild wild moose Uh.

0:53:13.160 --> 0:53:16.879
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Well, I also appreciate you allowing me to laugh

0:53:16.920 --> 0:53:17.600
<v Speaker 1>at your accent.

0:53:17.680 --> 0:53:20.520
<v Speaker 2>For no, I didn't allow it.

0:53:20.520 --> 0:53:23.040
<v Speaker 3>It's just this your show, and I figure, hell, since

0:53:23.080 --> 0:53:24.640
<v Speaker 3>I drove forty five minutes.

0:53:24.360 --> 0:53:26.959
<v Speaker 2>Out here, I might as well stick around. You said,

0:53:28.640 --> 0:53:30.280
<v Speaker 2>stick around. I'm out here forty five minutes.

0:53:31.480 --> 0:53:33.879
<v Speaker 1>I really, really, really like you. Thank you so much

0:53:33.880 --> 0:53:37.040
<v Speaker 1>for taking time out of your crazy schedule to bless

0:53:37.080 --> 0:53:40.920
<v Speaker 1>us with your presence and some dry, dry, dry chicken.

0:53:41.000 --> 0:53:42.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm glad I put you onto the rice cooker.

0:53:43.560 --> 0:53:46.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, even though it looks like the little ship that

0:53:46.719 --> 0:53:48.000
<v Speaker 3>you warm candles on, I'm.

0:53:47.880 --> 0:53:50.239
<v Speaker 2>Gonna go and get me one one for real. Yeah,

0:53:50.280 --> 0:53:51.960
<v Speaker 2>because it's enough rice to feed two people.

0:53:52.760 --> 0:53:55.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and it keeps it warm all day. I just

0:53:55.160 --> 0:53:56.480
<v Speaker 1>discovered it like a month ago.

0:53:57.040 --> 0:53:58.879
<v Speaker 2>So I don't do jazz my rice. Is it gonna

0:53:58.880 --> 0:53:59.680
<v Speaker 2>make my rice? Stay?

0:54:00.480 --> 0:54:04.160
<v Speaker 1>Try it? Did you like that jasmine rice? You try it?

0:54:04.160 --> 0:54:06.480
<v Speaker 1>Because it's so boozy? Just take a bite, Justine, No,

0:54:06.719 --> 0:54:07.000
<v Speaker 1>it's not.

0:54:07.080 --> 0:54:08.640
<v Speaker 2>I don't have nothing to do with boo. It's just

0:54:08.680 --> 0:54:10.879
<v Speaker 2>nothing on this. This is like you just saying you.

0:54:10.840 --> 0:54:13.120
<v Speaker 1>Don't mix your ingredients. Just put it in your mouth.

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<v Speaker 2>It's gonna be like eating a napkin. You're gonna burn

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<v Speaker 2>and they're gonna remind you of nothing. I knew it

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<v Speaker 2>air chewable air.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, thank you? Do you like Jasmine Rice when I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Eating a bat or something like that? Yeah? All I

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<v Speaker 2>cook a little bit now.

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<v Speaker 1>M We're we're gonna see. Thank you so much for

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