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Speaker 1: Hey, guys, welcome to another episode of Eating While Broke.

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Speaker 1: I'm your host, Colleen Witt, and today we have very

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Speaker 1: special guest, comedian Justin Whitehead in the building.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for having me.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for giving us the time.

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Speaker 2: It's nothing I appreciate being.

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Speaker 1: I like a good a good free meal, and I

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Speaker 1: guess we do. I guess on this show is going

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Speaker 1: to be a budget friendly meal. Yes, So what are

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Speaker 1: you going to be having me eat today?

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Speaker 3: I will be having you eat chicken and rice today.

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Speaker 3: That is something. I don't care where you are, what

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Speaker 3: group you belong to. You eat chicken and rice in

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Speaker 3: some form of fashion. It might be fried chicken and rice,

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Speaker 3: might be orange chicken and rice, but you still eat

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Speaker 3: chicken and rice.

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Speaker 1: Justin, you were really sweet because you worked with us today.

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Speaker 1: But I know your original meal was Popeye's chicken. Yes,

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Speaker 1: so take me back to the air of the Popeye'

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Speaker 1: chicken slash chicken and rice air of your life.

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Speaker 3: Well, I ate more just chicken and rice than I

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Speaker 3: did Pope's because I only ate Pope's on they had

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Speaker 3: to six dollars big box.

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Speaker 2: You laughing ship, I'm.

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Speaker 1: Laughing at your accent is so strong. I'm sorry the

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Speaker 1: Forrest Gump movie a little bit.

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Speaker 2: Well, damn.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't. It doesn't like when you're like the big

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Speaker 1: box like you know, Mama said, get a box.

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Speaker 3: I see what you think of me. No, but no, seriously,

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Speaker 3: Popee's is uh. I'm gonna get up and walk the

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Speaker 3: funk out.

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Speaker 2: If you're gonna keep laughing at me, we ain't gonna

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Speaker 2: make it. We gonna even get the chicken.

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Speaker 1: But your accent, I'm in love with this accent.

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Speaker 2: I appreciate it. Sorry, but no, serious, Pope's is expensive.

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Speaker 2: You don't just go.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, don't you go ahead, go ahead and get it out.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be imitating you for the rest of the night.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Okay, don't don't let my vernacular and the way I

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Speaker 3: pronounce my words hold us up in it longer. But no, seriously,

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Speaker 3: Pope's is expensive. You don't just go to it. And

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Speaker 3: and you know, if you ain't got no money, if

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Speaker 3: you're on a budget, you don't go to popeye'es.

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Speaker 2: You might hit churches or somewhere like that, but you

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Speaker 2: don't go to Pope's.

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Speaker 1: It's so strong, Okay, would you would you prefer that

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Speaker 1: I talked this way.

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Speaker 2: Maybe we could continue I speak a little more.

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Speaker 1: No, no, I love your accent. But you can start

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Speaker 1: cooking for me.

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Speaker 2: Oh you read it?

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, start cooking.

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Speaker 2: Is this hot?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I preheated it?

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Speaker 2: Cool.

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Speaker 3: I appreciate that. They told me that. Come to your podcast.

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Speaker 3: They said, she preheat the ship for you and everything.

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Speaker 3: I said, That's where I'm going.

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Speaker 1: So tell me. Tell me what was going on at

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Speaker 1: the time of chicken and rice, popeye, six dollars.

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Speaker 2: Boxes and all that were broke ship.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but tell me what was going on like the

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Speaker 1: whole thing, Like, are you living at home?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, living at home with my folks?

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Speaker 3: I ate good, yes they I'm talking about a meal every.

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Speaker 1: Day, but like three meals a day.

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say like that. It just was decent meal.

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Speaker 2: It was a full meal.

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Speaker 1: Did you grow a poor two pair of household?

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't poor, but I wouldn't rich.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't like middle class family for.

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Speaker 3: My neighborhood, I guess because my mom was a teacher.

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Speaker 3: She taught second grade for like twenty years, and then

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Speaker 3: a fireman and a paramedic. So we was cool, you

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Speaker 3: so you know, yeah, so you know it's we weren't poor,

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Speaker 3: but you just don't get every damn thing.

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Speaker 2: You won't you're not spoiled or whatever.

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Speaker 3: But I did not miss anything. I didn't land for anything.

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Speaker 3: So you know, I don't have one of those poor

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Speaker 3: dry your cable, own room.

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Speaker 1: Get your own room. Kid. You didn't have to share.

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Speaker 3: Nobody, no, I'm telling you. But okay, well, two of

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Speaker 3: the kids wasn't in the house. My mama had a

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Speaker 3: So my dad's son was with his mom, and my

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Speaker 3: mama's oldest son was gone.

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Speaker 2: He was grown like he was.

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Speaker 1: it was just three of us in the house. Okay.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but you know, no, I was we you know,

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Speaker 3: it's good. My mom and dad are still together thirty

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Speaker 3: seven years to that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so now let's go back to Okay, you're on

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Speaker 1: your own getting the meals every day.

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Speaker 2: That's when I moved to Atlanta, to pursue my comedy career.

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Speaker 1: And where are you from?

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Speaker 3: Originally I'm from the Solda, Georgia. It's like two and

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Speaker 3: a half hours south of Atlanta. Okay, so that's when.

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Speaker 2: I started the struggle meals, you know, where you're on

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Speaker 2: the budget and ship like that.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, I was cooking anything then that that you

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Speaker 3: could just throw in some hot grease or in the oven. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: and that's where the chicken came from. As you can

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Speaker 3: see it, it's still thawing out. This is the tys

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Speaker 3: uh Tyson chicken.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's pre cooked, so all you have to

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Speaker 2: See why do you answered your own question?

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Speaker 1: So you were pursuing comedy. Yes, where did this stuff

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Speaker 3: Well, you know, to be honest, I've been infatuated with

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Speaker 3: comedy my whole life, but I never wanted to do it.

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Speaker 3: It was never If you asked anybody that knew me

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Speaker 3: I wanted to be a comedian. Now, if you was

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Speaker 3: paying attention, you may say, okay, that was something I

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Speaker 3: see it. Because I've always been obsessed with I never

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Speaker 3: wanted to watch anything else.

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Speaker 2: I never cared about anything else.

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Speaker 3: Well, I take that back. I was obsessed with it

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Speaker 2: It heals you, and it.

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Speaker 3: It saved me from a lot because I had a

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Speaker 2: It saved me. You know what I'm saying, it was,

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Speaker 1: Can you said you had a dark charleshood?

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Speaker 2: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 3: I had a Okay, Well I was bullied a lot

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Speaker 3: the other kids. I was always different. I just I

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Speaker 3: what your mama being the teacher and stuff. At school,

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Speaker 3: Marine just you know, so I was dark a lot,

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Speaker 3: But when I saw comedy made him a nicer person.

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Speaker 2: I used to go out and find it just to

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Speaker 1: You would go out and find the tapes or DVDs whatever.

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Speaker 3: I wasn't studying it because still at that moment, I

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Speaker 2: Out of that.

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Speaker 3: That was the only thing that took him out of that,

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Speaker 2: And that's something we didn't get to see.

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Speaker 1: Did everyone else catch on to that secret medicine or

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Speaker 1: was it just you and you didn't share it with

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Speaker 2: Mood, it was nothing that I had to share.

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Speaker 3: It was just I think everybody just pretty much called

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Speaker 3: So first I would just pay attention to who made

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Speaker 3: And that's when my love for comedy just really skyrocket,

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Speaker 3: And it was.

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Speaker 1: Just did it become like a bonding experience between.

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Speaker 3: The Bose view, Yes, because he, to be honest, he

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Speaker 3: When I was a kid, like three years old. He

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Speaker 3: home and we came home. He he was on some

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Speaker 3: other type of comedy like I like again, I was

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Speaker 2: Forty eight hours and stuff like that. And then that's.

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Speaker 3: When, like I said, that's when I really just fell

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Speaker 3: That's when I just, you know, it's like it's I

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Speaker 1: And what what did you what was that decision? Comedy?

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Speaker 3: It was just like I could not eat without thinking

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Speaker 3: It was just that was it. It had become my life.

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Speaker 3: I was like, you get me out of this. I

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Speaker 3: And it's the only thing that has ever worked out

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Speaker 1: Okay, So you start, well, first of all, I'm going

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Speaker 2: You get me in a conversation. I go talking all

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Speaker 3: go back to my blunt and watch TV.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, look you're using the butter knife and everything.

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Speaker 2: And just hey, I was about to say, who cooking

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Speaker 2: this chicken meal? You? I'm fucking this cat? You hold

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Speaker 1: Okay, So you start off in comedy and you said

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Speaker 1: So you got the laughter going, but did how was

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Speaker 2: The first show?

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Speaker 3: Not that I wasn't making comedy money when I first.

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Speaker 3: I didn't make any money until ten years.

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Speaker 1: Okay, ten years, no money, no money.

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Speaker 3: Everything is you get paid in exposure or favors and ship.

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Speaker 1: Okay, And during that ten years, what are the your

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Speaker 3: What group like the group of comedians, I mean few.

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Speaker 3: You had some that was encouraging. Of course, you had

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Speaker 3: I did my first comedy show at home. I didn't

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Speaker 3: Because people in my neighborhood they knew I was funny,

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Speaker 3: They put a show together because they knew I wasn't

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Speaker 3: I was the fast money. Is that That's all I

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Speaker 2: Wasn't money.

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Speaker 3: So it was a guy who I'm actually related to

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Speaker 3: So I got my set together. I did not like

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Speaker 3: and I started looking at interviews my favorite comedians and

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So I just went back to the drawing board.

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Speaker 3: And the first when I got on stage and delivered it,

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Speaker 1: Okay, So ten years you're in the game doing comedy

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Speaker 3: Like twenty seventeen, that's when I started doing just like

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Speaker 2: I was ranting about whatever would annoy me.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so you know, the videos a go viral and

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Speaker 3: you'll get a few slick ass comedians who are headlined

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Speaker 3: and thinking that, Okay, if I get a viral person,

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Speaker 2: And it don't work like that in the beginning. Anyway.

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Speaker 2: You got to really create a fan base, so.

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Speaker 1: You start going viral off.

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Speaker 2: These yes, just ranting about whatever would annoy me, and

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Speaker 3: But I mean that's where I started to build a

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Speaker 3: Pound Life videos.

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Speaker 1: That's when it just skyrocketing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't even know why people like that shit.

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Speaker 3: It was nothing that I planned to do.

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Speaker 3: Life COVID when it shut everything down and comedians couldn't

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Speaker 2: It was almost like sexual frustration. Now you can kind

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Speaker 3: You can't do it if you have a nice following

445
00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:19,520
Speaker 3: and you can go live on social media that kind

446
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:23,800
Speaker 3: of like amn, like or jail, you know what I'm saying.

447
00:22:24,119 --> 00:22:29,040
Speaker 3: Temporarily relieve it, but if you really just gotta get

448
00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:31,560
Speaker 3: it off you, you gotta do something more.

449
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:34,960
Speaker 2: So again, I had started to rent.

450
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,359
Speaker 3: I would just sit in my car and smoke and

451
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:39,720
Speaker 3: just talk to the camera, just go live with you know,

452
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:44,359
Speaker 3: with my followers. But I ended up one night I

453
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:46,200
Speaker 3: was I was actually getting ready.

454
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,240
Speaker 2: To do that. I was rolling up a blunt.

455
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:50,480
Speaker 3: I was about to go outside and go in the

456
00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:53,000
Speaker 3: car and do my video. Well, my godson was with

457
00:22:53,119 --> 00:22:56,120
Speaker 3: me because they was out of school. He was already

458
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:58,480
Speaker 3: like familiar with the show My six hundred Pound Life,

459
00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:03,080
Speaker 3: so he was watching it. So it caught my attention

460
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:06,120
Speaker 3: some type of way. I don't even remember, but I'm

461
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:10,679
Speaker 3: looking at it and I'm giving my a disopinion about it,

462
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:14,240
Speaker 3: not even knowing that he, you know, live or whatever

463
00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:16,600
Speaker 3: he was doing. So the video that he did ended

464
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:20,479
Speaker 3: up getting like thirty thousand views within a day or two.

465
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,720
Speaker 3: He don't even have any following or anything like that.

466
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:24,879
Speaker 3: So I was like, I would have tried on my

467
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:27,359
Speaker 3: own shit just to see where it goes. So the

468
00:23:27,359 --> 00:23:29,320
Speaker 3: first time I did it, he got like a million

469
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:31,800
Speaker 3: views in a day and a half, but it's probably

470
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:33,679
Speaker 3: thirty hours, to be honest, it's even a day and

471
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:34,160
Speaker 3: a half.

472
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:38,440
Speaker 1: So so the light bulb went off.

473
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:44,360
Speaker 2: I mean it was yeah, it was more.

474
00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:50,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can say that, because it was like, I'm

475
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:54,879
Speaker 3: just gonna do it now to take advantage of this shutdown,

476
00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:58,600
Speaker 3: you know, because everybody's just tired of that. Everybody has

477
00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:01,720
Speaker 3: binge watched everything that nobody's mai paying attention to TV,

478
00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:04,119
Speaker 3: so it's whatever's on the phone. And that's when a

479
00:24:04,119 --> 00:24:06,399
Speaker 3: lot of people, you know, really popped off during COVID

480
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:08,920
Speaker 3: time because everybody was just looking at social media and

481
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:12,479
Speaker 3: shit like that. So yeah, I was just like, all right,

482
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:13,920
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna take advantage of it while we're just

483
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:15,480
Speaker 3: sitting here, you know, stuck.

484
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:15,600
Speaker 2: In the house.

485
00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:18,760
Speaker 3: And then it became a demand like I would go

486
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:21,320
Speaker 3: live just to go live, and then you would see

487
00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:23,479
Speaker 3: people in the comments saying, oh, we thought you were

488
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:27,080
Speaker 3: watching TV or I'm like, well fuck me, then I

489
00:24:27,119 --> 00:24:29,720
Speaker 3: don't you know, I don't matter you want me yelling

490
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:34,199
Speaker 3: at the TV, so that's all they want. When I

491
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:40,680
Speaker 3: really saw how crazy it was, I sold like five

492
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:48,080
Speaker 3: hundred tickets in Birmingham just so people can come and

493
00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:49,600
Speaker 3: watch me yell at that shit.

494
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:53,240
Speaker 2: They don't give a damn. I would do an hour

495
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:56,119
Speaker 2: and a half of stand up on stage. They love it.

496
00:24:56,600 --> 00:25:00,200
Speaker 2: But that six hundred pound life, Oh that's what they're

497
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:00,480
Speaker 2: come for.

498
00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:04,200
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Does that still shocking to this day?

499
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:08,320
Speaker 2: Yes? I am yes.

500
00:25:09,119 --> 00:25:14,320
Speaker 1: Is it a little frustrating because you have this comedy

501
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:18,000
Speaker 1: that but then you have this like accidental hyper niche.

502
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:22,520
Speaker 2: It is to a certain extent because.

503
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:28,080
Speaker 3: It's more to me than that, and it was never

504
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:31,919
Speaker 3: supposed to just beat that. I don't want nobody thinking that,

505
00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:38,960
Speaker 3: you know, I'm really that mean person who you know

506
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:42,159
Speaker 3: what I'm saying, but it is what it is. I

507
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:43,880
Speaker 3: just don't want to be stuck doing that. I want

508
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:46,560
Speaker 3: to be putting right. Yeah, I don't want to just

509
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:50,680
Speaker 3: be doing gathering at the TV or doing six hundred

510
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:53,200
Speaker 3: pound life content because like I say, again, it's more

511
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:55,920
Speaker 3: to me than that. But if that's what gonna keep

512
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:59,679
Speaker 3: those tickets, I will yell at that motherfuckers.

513
00:25:59,160 --> 00:25:59,680
Speaker 2: That I need.

514
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:02,320
Speaker 1: Does it start to feel like work after a while.

515
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:08,080
Speaker 3: Nah, it's fun because I, like I said, I never

516
00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:10,639
Speaker 3: really just worked before. I've had a few jobs. I

517
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:17,040
Speaker 3: don't I don't do anything that feels like work. I

518
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:20,000
Speaker 3: don't scratch unless I itch now, don't dance unless I

519
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:20,520
Speaker 3: like to beat.

520
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:23,560
Speaker 2: So I'll go it.

521
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:25,760
Speaker 1: Out, Okay, I like that.

522
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:30,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I ended up selling Avon.

523
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:33,080
Speaker 1: So you ended up going back to selling Avon.

524
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:34,320
Speaker 2: No, I'm talking about back then.

525
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:37,359
Speaker 3: So yeah, so it really didn't matter, Like I didn't

526
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:39,280
Speaker 3: have to you know what I'm saying, keep working.

527
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:41,000
Speaker 2: I just chose to do that because I'm not a

528
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:44,080
Speaker 2: good employee. I don't want to feel like I'm working.

529
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:45,800
Speaker 2: I don't want to answer to anybody.

530
00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:50,719
Speaker 1: So so now your income is mainly off of just

531
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:54,560
Speaker 1: comedy and the reviews of these shows.

532
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:56,880
Speaker 3: Yes, and I would like for you to say that again,

533
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,800
Speaker 3: that is where my income come.

534
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:02,560
Speaker 1: Why you saying that, like you're still.

535
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:05,399
Speaker 2: But no, yeah, I don't.

536
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:08,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't even have the desire to do anything else,

537
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:11,560
Speaker 3: to be honest, I'm too scared now. It's like when

538
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:14,399
Speaker 3: I beat those charges, it was like the judge just

539
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:16,600
Speaker 3: took my nuts and pride to he was.

540
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:17,120
Speaker 2: Like, give me them.

541
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:19,560
Speaker 3: You don't need them anymore because I'm not doing that ship.

542
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:22,600
Speaker 3: They took me through the wire. I went all the

543
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:25,760
Speaker 3: way to the end. I've seen people cop please, I've

544
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:28,159
Speaker 3: seen people tell on people and everything to dodge the

545
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:29,639
Speaker 3: type of ship I was on. But it was just

546
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:33,080
Speaker 3: this belief I had, like I ain't going to jail.

547
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:35,880
Speaker 1: But you didn't get to experience, not one day.

548
00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:36,520
Speaker 2: No.

549
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:40,760
Speaker 3: When I first caught the charges, yeah, get jail. I

550
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:43,520
Speaker 3: had Okay, all right, fuck, it's public record.

551
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:46,400
Speaker 2: I had possessional cocaine.

552
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:48,679
Speaker 1: I love anytime someone says, fuck it, let's go.

553
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:52,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, yeah, it's I had possessional cocaine, possessional

554
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:57,240
Speaker 3: fire aggravator, Salt'm the police officer, attempted to elude obstructional

555
00:27:57,320 --> 00:28:00,359
Speaker 3: officer Tampa with evidence, abandonment of a dangerous drug.

556
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:03,480
Speaker 2: And was that seven or eight? Because I think I

557
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:03,840
Speaker 2: had eight.

558
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,320
Speaker 1: That sounds like a lot out have been scared, Okay,

559
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:09,000
Speaker 1: making deals with Jesus.

560
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:11,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm gonna tell you that that I didn't

561
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:14,479
Speaker 3: know what I did was gonna give me all those charges.

562
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:19,359
Speaker 1: I'm thinking because I got yes, trying to get rid

563
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:19,960
Speaker 1: of the evidence.

564
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:20,600
Speaker 2: That's when I.

565
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:23,680
Speaker 3: Learned that you can get one charge and get too

566
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:26,480
Speaker 3: because obstruction of officers.

567
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:30,760
Speaker 1: And yeah, you edit officer, what is obstruction of.

568
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:33,600
Speaker 3: No obstruction officer anytime you are obstructing them from doing

569
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:37,719
Speaker 3: their job, like if you lie to them. But no,

570
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:40,880
Speaker 3: I ran from him. I pulled off, Yeah, because I

571
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:41,320
Speaker 3: had a.

572
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:43,560
Speaker 1: You had a gun on you too, right.

573
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:47,240
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, everybody know cocaine and drugs don't mix. The

574
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:50,000
Speaker 2: cocaine and guns don't mix. You got you can get one,

575
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:51,800
Speaker 2: but you wonn't getting both of them off me. So

576
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:53,920
Speaker 2: he wanted both. So I drove off with his ass

577
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 2: hanging in my window.

578
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:56,680
Speaker 1: And that's how I get that hanging in your window.

579
00:28:56,840 --> 00:29:00,000
Speaker 2: Yes, hanging in the window. I will get the damn.

580
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:03,440
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say you were driving

581
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 1: and try to chuck it.

582
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:08,560
Speaker 3: Out, and then I beat these charges. There's no double jebbidy.

583
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:11,600
Speaker 3: I can tell you the story. He pulled me over,

584
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:14,240
Speaker 3: but he already had some file ship on his mind

585
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:16,920
Speaker 3: because he knew I sold dope. So he just figured, oh,

586
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 3: got your answer to pull you over to day and

587
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:21,640
Speaker 3: see what you got on you. So when he pulled

588
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:25,040
Speaker 3: me over, he kind of like he didn't come all

589
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:26,520
Speaker 3: the way up on my car, and he kind of

590
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:30,240
Speaker 3: turned his car to the right a little bit so

591
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:33,240
Speaker 3: the camera wouldn't get everything. I didn't know that until

592
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:35,360
Speaker 3: I saw the dance camp when my lawyer got to Discovery.

593
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:38,000
Speaker 3: But anyway, he walked up to my car and he

594
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,880
Speaker 3: cut his recorder off coming up to my car, so

595
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:42,400
Speaker 3: he came up straight to my car. He's like, what

596
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:44,520
Speaker 3: a gun is with a dope at and I'm like,

597
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:47,840
Speaker 3: I got a gun or two in Hire, but I

598
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:51,440
Speaker 3: don't know about because it was legal. I had a

599
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:54,360
Speaker 3: legal gun, but the cocaine ain't legal, So of course

600
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:58,720
Speaker 3: I admit to the gun. So he was like, he said,

601
00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:01,120
Speaker 3: I had one of my guns between my seat and

602
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:04,280
Speaker 3: my emergency break. I used to always keep one right

603
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:05,720
Speaker 3: there in case I can grab right here, and I

604
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:07,160
Speaker 3: had one of my door because I had to grab

605
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:10,840
Speaker 3: over there. So he was like, for my safety, stick

606
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:12,400
Speaker 3: your hands out of the window so I can reach

607
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:13,240
Speaker 3: in and get the gun.

608
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:16,160
Speaker 2: So, Risks, you see how small my shit is.

609
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:18,520
Speaker 3: I stick both my wrists out the window like this

610
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:21,120
Speaker 3: so he can get the gun. No, lie, He put

611
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:23,840
Speaker 3: one hand around both my wrists and he leaned in

612
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:25,800
Speaker 3: and he grabbed my gun from between the seat and

613
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:26,920
Speaker 3: he put it on top of my car.

614
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:30,080
Speaker 2: This point, my sun roof is open because it's a

615
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:34,160
Speaker 2: sunny day. I'm just riding. But all right, go back? No, no, no,

616
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:35,120
Speaker 2: not then, not then.

617
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:38,840
Speaker 3: So so he was like when he looked when he

618
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:41,600
Speaker 3: reached in to get the gun, he had, well, then

619
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:43,760
Speaker 3: you go back a little bit more. When he first

620
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:46,920
Speaker 3: pulled me over, I was so nervous. I took the

621
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:49,640
Speaker 3: dope and put it in my pocket. At this point,

622
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:53,000
Speaker 3: them slim tight ass five O one levives were popular,

623
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:54,720
Speaker 3: and when I pulled my hand out of my pocket

624
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:57,440
Speaker 3: about that much of the plastic came out too. So

625
00:30:57,520 --> 00:30:59,520
Speaker 3: when he reached in to get the gun, he saw

626
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:02,840
Speaker 3: the shit because I'm turned like this, So he sees

627
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:04,760
Speaker 3: the plastic hanging out of my pocket, but he don't

628
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:06,480
Speaker 3: see the dope because all of it is in my pocket.

629
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:09,640
Speaker 3: He see the plastic, so he like he come out

630
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:12,520
Speaker 3: sniffing hard as fuck. So he was like, is that

631
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:15,280
Speaker 3: marijuana hanging out of your pocket? Still holding my wrists

632
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:17,600
Speaker 3: start to look.

633
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:22,040
Speaker 1: I be damn, you didn't say that.

634
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:25,760
Speaker 3: Yes I did to myself, yes I did. So he

635
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:28,520
Speaker 3: was like, he says that marijuana hanging out your pocket.

636
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:31,280
Speaker 3: I said, no, it ain't marijuana. He said, what is?

637
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,080
Speaker 3: I said, bir and you let me out? I jake

638
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:33,480
Speaker 3: you everything.

639
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:35,160
Speaker 2: Just let me know. I went to run so I

640
00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:35,840
Speaker 2: can get rid of it.

641
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:38,680
Speaker 3: But I'm in the middle of no fucking where. I

642
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:41,800
Speaker 3: mean nowhere, cotton feels and everything on the side. If

643
00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 3: I run, I ain't going nowhere. I just want to

644
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:45,880
Speaker 3: get this ship off of me. So he was like,

645
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 3: I can't let you do that. So at this moment,

646
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:52,320
Speaker 3: and this is a true store, I don't give a

647
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:53,400
Speaker 3: fuck when nobody say.

648
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:55,320
Speaker 2: Yes.

649
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 1: So you didn't tell him that there was a second gun.

650
00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:59,080
Speaker 2: It wasn't his business. He'll find that if he would

651
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:00,960
Speaker 2: have let me get out, But that we have to

652
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:01,280
Speaker 2: get to that.

653
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:05,600
Speaker 3: So I know everybody have seen these movies where God

654
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:07,400
Speaker 3: just come in at the last minute and it's like

655
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:10,320
Speaker 3: he just opened the sky and the sun shine down

656
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:13,760
Speaker 3: on some ship. On my mama, I fucking I promise you,

657
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:15,960
Speaker 3: I swear to God. This is what happened when he

658
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:19,280
Speaker 3: telling me he can't let me out. It's like God

659
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:23,760
Speaker 3: made the sun shine even brighter through my sun and.

660
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:24,800
Speaker 2: Shine on my gear shield.

661
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:28,360
Speaker 3: I was so on my gearshift to get I was

662
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:30,480
Speaker 3: so goddamn nervous when he pulled me over. I never

663
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:32,240
Speaker 3: put my car in part. I'm sitting there with both

664
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:33,160
Speaker 3: feet on the damn break.

665
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,040
Speaker 2: Oh no, this real shit.

666
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:39,200
Speaker 3: So he's standing out his hand on my hand telling

667
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:42,400
Speaker 3: me he want this cocaine, and both of my feet

668
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:43,720
Speaker 3: on the break, and it's been still in.

669
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:48,640
Speaker 1: Dry and wait wait, wait, and his head still in

670
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:49,040
Speaker 1: the car.

671
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:53,520
Speaker 2: Right he should have got up. So what happened?

672
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:55,400
Speaker 3: Well, he had a chance to move though, because we

673
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:56,800
Speaker 3: was in the grass and I had an Audi a

674
00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:58,920
Speaker 3: four back then the front wheel drive, so it's spinning

675
00:32:58,920 --> 00:32:59,280
Speaker 3: in the grass.

676
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:01,240
Speaker 2: He said, what you're doing? Say you better move. He's

677
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 2: still front of Hold my shit.

678
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:05,120
Speaker 3: I took my knee and got the wheel in the

679
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:08,200
Speaker 3: front wheel and on that pavement and slump that motherfucker again.

680
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:09,000
Speaker 2: I see you.

681
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:12,280
Speaker 3: So he jumps back, runs to his car. Mind you,

682
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:13,760
Speaker 3: I told you he parked back a little because he

683
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:15,239
Speaker 3: was on some bullshit, so he had a little bit

684
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:15,800
Speaker 3: to run back.

685
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:18,040
Speaker 2: I'm already around the curve.

686
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:20,320
Speaker 3: I bite the top off the plastic and pour the

687
00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:22,360
Speaker 3: dope out, and then I get up the road a

688
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,479
Speaker 3: little bit more and drop the bag because you might

689
00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:24,800
Speaker 3: a wall.

690
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:26,360
Speaker 2: Just keep the dope if you're gonna throw the dope

691
00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:27,560
Speaker 2: out in the goddamn bad.

692
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:32,479
Speaker 3: So, yeah, you're think it's smart, but no, no, no,

693
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:34,560
Speaker 3: that's all gone. I ain't that fucking smart. That's how

694
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:35,560
Speaker 3: I know. I'm telling you.

695
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:38,720
Speaker 1: I would have thought that far, but go ahead, go ahead.

696
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:41,600
Speaker 2: I wasn't thinking that far. My heart beating fast as fuck.

697
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:42,680
Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on.

698
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 3: When I finally get rid of the dope and the

699
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:48,840
Speaker 3: gun rolled down my fucking windshield and off the damn.

700
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:52,320
Speaker 2: Car, I'm like, nigga, you're running from the police.

701
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:55,840
Speaker 3: And at that moment when I said that, I saw

702
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:58,760
Speaker 3: police coming in front of me, his ass was behind

703
00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:01,320
Speaker 3: me and his side rode come and the police in

704
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:03,080
Speaker 3: front of me was from a whole another county. So

705
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:05,600
Speaker 3: I know I'm not going to cross this yet, So

706
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:07,120
Speaker 3: I just pull over and get out the car because

707
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:09,319
Speaker 3: I got the dope of me not whatever. We can

708
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:13,120
Speaker 3: take this templally one of them, so I can take

709
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:17,360
Speaker 3: this attempting to you, lou and whatever. Just give me

710
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:22,040
Speaker 3: that shit. That's what I'm thinking. So when I got

711
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 3: out of the car with I do what I see.

712
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:25,320
Speaker 2: People do on TV. I get on my knees and

713
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:26,600
Speaker 2: hold my handle. He said, get on the grind. Said

714
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,160
Speaker 2: I'm on the ground. He said, lay on your Stoma said,

715
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:31,080
Speaker 2: all right, don't shoot me. So he came up. He

716
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:33,160
Speaker 2: hopped on my back. He put me a handcus he

717
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:35,359
Speaker 2: just ripped it through my pocket. He said, where is it?

718
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:37,040
Speaker 3: I said, I don't know what you're talking about. He said,

719
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:39,120
Speaker 3: where is that plastic? I said, may have no guydamn plastic.

720
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:40,480
Speaker 3: He said, why did you run? I said, because you

721
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:45,080
Speaker 3: were trying to choke me. So that moment I did

722
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:47,680
Speaker 3: not know. He cut his recorder off and he did

723
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:50,279
Speaker 3: not get it on camera. That's just me saying shit.

724
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:54,359
Speaker 3: So the other cops that's coming behind us, they pick

725
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:55,719
Speaker 3: up my gun that fell out the car.

726
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:58,600
Speaker 2: And the cops that was in front of us, they

727
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:00,879
Speaker 2: pulled up, asked everything all right or whatever because it's

728
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:02,920
Speaker 2: out there jerseydiction anywhere. They were just gonna cut me

729
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:05,959
Speaker 2: off or take over if I crossed over into the count.

730
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:08,399
Speaker 2: So they turned on and went out. They wait went

731
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:09,400
Speaker 2: on about their way or whatever.

732
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:12,560
Speaker 3: The dude who's coming from the side, he went back

733
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:15,120
Speaker 3: to look for the dope. And the guy who bought

734
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:17,560
Speaker 3: my gun. He went back to look for the dope. Now,

735
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:19,200
Speaker 3: mind you, I told you I pulled it out of

736
00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:19,520
Speaker 3: the bag.

737
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:20,399
Speaker 2: It was one.

738
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:23,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was over it. So what happened was they

739
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:24,879
Speaker 3: went back. They came back and said the only thing

740
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:26,839
Speaker 3: we found was a gun. There's no dope on the road.

741
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:28,720
Speaker 3: No marijuanda, no cocainet.

742
00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:33,640
Speaker 2: No nothing. Okay, cool, thinking that's it, buddy, take me

743
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:35,040
Speaker 2: to jail. He charged me with.

744
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:39,480
Speaker 3: Not then no, he charged me at that moment it

745
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:45,440
Speaker 3: was attempting to elude obstructional officer. Aggravator saw on the

746
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:47,799
Speaker 3: officer because he was hanging out of my window when

747
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:48,359
Speaker 3: I drove off.

748
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:50,560
Speaker 2: I did not know that shit.

749
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:54,680
Speaker 3: Anytime you put somebody's life in danger, any of it,

750
00:35:54,719 --> 00:36:00,399
Speaker 3: that's aggravator. So they gave me that shit. I think

751
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:04,120
Speaker 3: that was it at that moment. So he booked me.

752
00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 3: They booked me at the station. An hour later, while

753
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:09,400
Speaker 3: I'm still in intake, he calls back up to the

754
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:12,479
Speaker 3: jail and say add possession of cocaine. He goes back

755
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 3: to the scene and pick up the bag and it

756
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:19,680
Speaker 3: still had some crumbs in it. But they had to

757
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:21,200
Speaker 3: add the charges because he said it.

758
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:23,879
Speaker 1: But yeah, there's no.

759
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:27,480
Speaker 3: You can't prove that it was lying, you know what

760
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:31,080
Speaker 3: I'm saying. So they added the charges. So when they

761
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:36,280
Speaker 3: added the cocaine charges, I bunned out from just possession

762
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:38,839
Speaker 3: of cocaine or whatever. He gets back to the jail

763
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:41,480
Speaker 3: with the chief of police and decides, oh, we can

764
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:43,560
Speaker 3: charge him with a lot more. So that's when they

765
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:45,759
Speaker 3: add the abandonment of the dangerous drug.

766
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:47,480
Speaker 2: Tamping.

767
00:36:48,239 --> 00:36:51,120
Speaker 1: That when you start doing your deals with Jesus.

768
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:53,400
Speaker 2: Sort of kind of.

769
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:54,759
Speaker 3: Because I had to go back to jail, I had

770
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:56,720
Speaker 3: to turn myself in the bun out on the new charges.

771
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:59,000
Speaker 3: So I'm like, y'all fucking with me. They took my car,

772
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:02,759
Speaker 3: I had an all. They took that. They took my cash,

773
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:06,759
Speaker 3: They took both of the guns I had. They took

774
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:10,400
Speaker 3: my pepper spray, they took my baton, they took my knife.

775
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:11,600
Speaker 1: A lot of weapons.

776
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:14,839
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you come between me and my EVA. You're

777
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:21,759
Speaker 2: gonna see what but nah? Yeah, but no. So when

778
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:25,240
Speaker 2: it was time to go to well, of course it

779
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:28,520
Speaker 2: used to bother me a little bit, but I didn't

780
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:30,560
Speaker 2: really for some reason. I don't know why, because I

781
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:31,800
Speaker 2: worry about everything.

782
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:36,799
Speaker 3: I'm always worrying about something, but that didn't really bother me.

783
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:39,960
Speaker 2: I don't know why it did not bother me up

784
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:42,760
Speaker 2: until I went to court.

785
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:44,320
Speaker 3: I used to say all the time people used to

786
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:45,880
Speaker 3: ask me about I don't care about that ship, and

787
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:46,760
Speaker 3: they used to get mad.

788
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:48,439
Speaker 2: Like, nigga, you can go to jail for a long

789
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:51,800
Speaker 2: time about this ship. And I was like, I'm.

790
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:53,320
Speaker 3: Not tripping because I didn't really I wasn't really focusing

791
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:57,200
Speaker 3: on it. So when I hire up my attorney, he

792
00:37:57,320 --> 00:37:59,959
Speaker 3: was like, we're gonna ask for a speedy trial. I said,

793
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 3: for what he was like, because we're not gonna get

794
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:04,160
Speaker 3: him trying to build a case. It was like, this

795
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:06,920
Speaker 3: is bullshit. So he said, let's just go ahead and

796
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:09,160
Speaker 3: do it. So I ended up going. I got arrested

797
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:17,840
Speaker 3: December eighteen, twenty eleven. I went to court July six

798
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:22,120
Speaker 3: no July sixteenth, twenty twelve, so it was like with

799
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:26,080
Speaker 3: six seven months or some shit like that. So the

800
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:27,800
Speaker 3: first day I went to court, it was supposed to

801
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:29,759
Speaker 3: be like one day, but.

802
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:33,919
Speaker 2: They was on some bullshit. Now, mind you, I told

803
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:35,840
Speaker 2: you I threw the dope out the window.

804
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:40,520
Speaker 3: So the judge was like, after the first recess for

805
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:42,759
Speaker 3: the first day, he was like, I, before we bring

806
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:46,080
Speaker 3: the jury in, I've heard y'all mentioned cocaine, cocaine, cocaine,

807
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:47,720
Speaker 3: but I don't see any on the table.

808
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:48,560
Speaker 2: Where is it.

809
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:51,440
Speaker 3: So the DA was like, y'all or it's at the

810
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:53,719
Speaker 3: crime lab or something like that. So he was like,

811
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:55,600
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what, if y'all don't have it in

812
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:57,359
Speaker 3: here tomorrow, I'm gonna throw the cocaine out.

813
00:38:57,560 --> 00:38:58,160
Speaker 1: I'm nice.

814
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 2: Bullshit. They come in there the next day with a

815
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:04,960
Speaker 2: half a ball half eight ball cocaine.

816
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:08,320
Speaker 1: So that's temper. That's tampering on their side, right, it's.

817
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:10,480
Speaker 3: Doing whatever the fuck they want to do. They tried. Now,

818
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:13,799
Speaker 3: mind you, I had cracked. I had cracked cocaine. They

819
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:17,040
Speaker 3: come in with powder cocaine. My stupid ass. When I

820
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:18,280
Speaker 3: see them coming out of that ship.

821
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:19,640
Speaker 2: I look at my something.

822
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:21,399
Speaker 1: You said I had cracked, not coke.

823
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:23,520
Speaker 2: You better damn no, I did. I told him, I said,

824
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:24,719
Speaker 2: look at I had crack. I don't know what the

825
00:39:24,719 --> 00:39:26,839
Speaker 2: fuck that is. He said, you didn't have nothing, because

826
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:30,319
Speaker 2: I said, I'm just letting you know what to damn

827
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:30,799
Speaker 2: tell them.

828
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:36,000
Speaker 1: So you said you don't let him know what to

829
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:36,399
Speaker 1: tell them.

830
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:40,480
Speaker 2: That how to fight. Let them. I told you what happened.

831
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:43,440
Speaker 3: So what fucked them up was they had that little

832
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:46,759
Speaker 3: amount and they tried to point on the dash cam

833
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:50,040
Speaker 3: where they thought the cocaine was when they was pursuing me,

834
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:52,759
Speaker 3: and the judge was like, that's not the same.

835
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:55,400
Speaker 2: So then they wanted to offer me a plea.

836
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:59,400
Speaker 3: Bark and I knew then, like, okay, I got you, motherfuckers.

837
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:03,399
Speaker 2: They offered me I think it was five serve two.

838
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:07,200
Speaker 1: What does that mean? They offered me two years in jail.

839
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:09,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, they give me five years and I served two

840
00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:11,279
Speaker 3: and then like three on parole, a probation or some

841
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:13,839
Speaker 3: ship like that. I'm like, fuck, no, I'm not doing it.

842
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:15,759
Speaker 3: I told my lawyer that because he came to me

843
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:18,680
Speaker 3: and told me to jail. So when he went and

844
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:19,719
Speaker 3: told him, I turned it down.

845
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:23,399
Speaker 2: He can't. They offered him another one. I even heard

846
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:24,800
Speaker 2: the DA say, well, he's gonna.

847
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:27,719
Speaker 3: Be an old man when you get out, and I'm like, well, bitch,

848
00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:33,319
Speaker 3: you'll be dead. Well, so he said all right, we'll

849
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:36,520
Speaker 3: drop the cocaine and still giving five serve two.

850
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:38,359
Speaker 2: So I'm like, well, what the fuck is the difference? Then?

851
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:40,960
Speaker 3: Okay, y'all gotta work. We're gonna go for so my brother,

852
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,040
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, you might want to take it. I'm like,

853
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:45,640
Speaker 3: I'm not sending myself to jail. If I go to jail,

854
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:47,560
Speaker 3: it's gonna be all and nothing, and the judge is

855
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:49,200
Speaker 3: gonna send me. I'm not gonna sign up to send

856
00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:51,400
Speaker 3: myself to jail because I really did not see myself

857
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:51,919
Speaker 3: going to jail.

858
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:52,839
Speaker 2: I didn't believe that shit.

859
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:55,279
Speaker 1: It was everything that you had done, you didn't see

860
00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:57,719
Speaker 1: it's gonna I'm just.

861
00:40:57,719 --> 00:41:00,399
Speaker 3: I didn't everything that I did. I didn't not see

862
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:02,040
Speaker 3: myself going to jail. And I was guilty of all

863
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:16,040
Speaker 3: that shit, but I just didn't see myself going to jail.

864
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:20,360
Speaker 3: What really really helped me out is him doing the

865
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:23,680
Speaker 3: stupid shit that he did. I had never been arrested

866
00:41:23,719 --> 00:41:27,120
Speaker 3: for any of that ship before, and he had just

867
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:29,600
Speaker 3: gotten fired from the County sheriff Department for doing some

868
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:33,040
Speaker 3: racist shit. Oh yeah, he shot off his own police

869
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:34,879
Speaker 3: card and said a black dude did it, and then

870
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:36,560
Speaker 3: he shot at the black dude, so they fired.

871
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:39,080
Speaker 1: Also, looks like he tampers with evidence a lot.

872
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:40,120
Speaker 2: Ye, well nod.

873
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:43,840
Speaker 3: He didn't bring the cocaine in the courthouse, the district attorney,

874
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:44,960
Speaker 3: and the whole prosecution.

875
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:49,399
Speaker 2: They did that shit. Yeah, because it was no way.

876
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:53,920
Speaker 3: We left court at like four or five that evening,

877
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:56,439
Speaker 3: and we lived two and a half three hours south

878
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:59,600
Speaker 3: of Atlanta at that time, the crime laud was closed.

879
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:03,640
Speaker 3: The way you went there that evening or that morning

880
00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:07,080
Speaker 3: the next morning and got back with the cocaine in order,

881
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:08,920
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying, to present it to the

882
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:11,360
Speaker 3: jury or whatever. So you know, when I was telling

883
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:12,560
Speaker 3: him that, he was like, I got it, you know,

884
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:13,400
Speaker 3: like I got I got it.

885
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:14,799
Speaker 2: So he got up and said the ship. But you

886
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:15,279
Speaker 2: know I was.

887
00:42:15,719 --> 00:42:17,920
Speaker 3: That's when I got scared, Like, okay, now y'all playing

888
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:20,640
Speaker 3: because it was no cocaine in the courtroom.

889
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:21,480
Speaker 2: They ran over that shit.

890
00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:26,400
Speaker 1: Come behind me, silly, Okay, So you're gonna feed me

891
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:28,320
Speaker 1: today in this lifetime before.

892
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:30,160
Speaker 2: The interviews, if you let me get to that you

893
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:30,600
Speaker 2: are are.

894
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:31,440
Speaker 1: You and the butter knife?

895
00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:32,520
Speaker 2: Huh? Yeah?

896
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:36,120
Speaker 3: Because you asked me about to struggle right there where.

897
00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:37,000
Speaker 2: Oh.

898
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:41,359
Speaker 1: I don't know if Jesus needed to sign a light

899
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:42,200
Speaker 1: on them or something.

900
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:45,760
Speaker 3: Nah, but I'm gonna tell you this. We let chicken

901
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:47,440
Speaker 3: cook for a long time. You're fucking around and get

902
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:49,239
Speaker 3: that that. What is it, Simonia?

903
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:50,880
Speaker 1: If you cook it too long?

904
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:52,680
Speaker 2: No, if you don't cook it long enough. That's why

905
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:53,879
Speaker 2: I said, we let it cook a long time.

906
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,000
Speaker 1: First of all, it was pre cooked. All you had

907
00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:56,960
Speaker 1: to do was heat it.

908
00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:58,560
Speaker 2: Oh, we don't fuck this up.

909
00:42:58,719 --> 00:43:02,920
Speaker 1: You you, he said, don't he said, don't tell me

910
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:05,120
Speaker 1: how to cook the chicken. I could cook the chicken.

911
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:06,200
Speaker 1: What do you say about the cat? What did you

912
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:08,000
Speaker 1: say about the cat? You said the cat to tell

913
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:08,279
Speaker 1: the what?

914
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:11,000
Speaker 3: Well, that's when I was a chelf, but you turned

915
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:13,600
Speaker 3: me into a guest on your show, Oprah.

916
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:17,440
Speaker 2: And that's when I said, I said, bok the chicken.

917
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:20,640
Speaker 2: So I don't even know that this is gonna be good.

918
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:24,200
Speaker 1: No, it's not. You don't add seasoning to your chicken

919
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:24,680
Speaker 1: for what.

920
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:27,279
Speaker 2: That's tyson, jab you see it already. Then you said,

921
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:29,759
Speaker 2: we're pretty cooked.

922
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:33,000
Speaker 1: I just want to eat. I want to eat before

923
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:35,879
Speaker 1: the episode's over. I want to discriminate hardly on your dish.

924
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:36,799
Speaker 2: Oh, well you're gonna do that.

925
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:39,719
Speaker 1: And I want to be you how you are with

926
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:40,839
Speaker 1: the six hundred pound life.

927
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:42,360
Speaker 2: First, because I'm not eating this. I want you to

928
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:42,759
Speaker 2: know that. Now.

929
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:47,200
Speaker 1: Why Because you're gonna You're gonna eat this because this

930
00:43:47,239 --> 00:43:48,279
Speaker 1: is what you ate when you was.

931
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:50,040
Speaker 2: Broke, and I'm not broken the more so now it's

932
00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:50,439
Speaker 2: your turn.

933
00:43:50,719 --> 00:43:53,120
Speaker 1: No last when was the last time you ate a

934
00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:53,640
Speaker 1: dish like this?

935
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:55,520
Speaker 2: Twenty sixteen?

936
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:58,359
Speaker 1: Okay, well, welcome back to the broke club.

937
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:05,239
Speaker 3: Uh, it's my phone right, No, I'm not eating this,

938
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:06,520
Speaker 3: gonna give it to you.

939
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:10,919
Speaker 1: No, you gotta take one bite justin why you look?

940
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:11,920
Speaker 2: I don't want this.

941
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:14,120
Speaker 3: I don't want this broke ship to rub off on

942
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:17,080
Speaker 3: me anymore, and I might not make no more money

943
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:18,520
Speaker 3: and I might have to start eating this again.

944
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:21,600
Speaker 1: No, man, everyone has had to take a bite of

945
00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 1: their own. May it may jock your memory. You may

946
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 1: get a cool classic memory of flashback.

947
00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:30,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want those. That was a lot of sleep.

948
00:44:30,719 --> 00:44:31,560
Speaker 1: Where are you vegan?

949
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:31,799
Speaker 4: Now?

950
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:32,600
Speaker 2: Hell?

951
00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:38,320
Speaker 1: No, I eat everything, but you're broke dish?

952
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:41,360
Speaker 2: Huh yeah, No, I'm I'm lying.

953
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:44,360
Speaker 1: Okay, good because I was starting to feel like I

954
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:46,600
Speaker 1: couldn't trust the meal for a second. You know, when

955
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:49,160
Speaker 1: someone else don't eat it, you'd be like, I can't

956
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:49,720
Speaker 1: trust it.

957
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:54,560
Speaker 2: I gotta I gotta get me one of those. I

958
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:56,719
Speaker 2: like that for real. I cook for rea. Now, oh ship,

959
00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:57,839
Speaker 2: I cook for real.

960
00:44:57,920 --> 00:45:02,799
Speaker 3: Now, I don't cook this ship here, I cook for free, okay.

961
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,600
Speaker 1: Because you looked at the season is like they were.

962
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:08,040
Speaker 3: Yep, for that. I'm not seasoning up no ship that that.

963
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:11,000
Speaker 3: I got a thought or whatever I mean like that.

964
00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:14,320
Speaker 1: Now regular chicken, like a whole chicken, what its like

965
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:15,320
Speaker 1: without seasoning?

966
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:18,000
Speaker 2: So you put season it on your ship like that

967
00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:18,239
Speaker 2: for you.

968
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:22,600
Speaker 1: First of all, I always buy my chicken raw, okay,

969
00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:25,520
Speaker 1: but for the sake of helping you out.

970
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:28,640
Speaker 2: No, like this, I'm not seasoning this.

971
00:45:28,719 --> 00:45:31,400
Speaker 3: But if I go and buy me like chicken breasts

972
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 3: or chicken wings or something like that, yes, almost season that.

973
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:35,120
Speaker 2: And I got a lot of seasoning for that.

974
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:37,520
Speaker 1: Okay, let's let's see.

975
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:39,440
Speaker 3: But this he ain't shit. I'm gonna tell you that

976
00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:42,279
Speaker 3: right now. You didn't even bring me nothing to put

977
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:42,840
Speaker 3: some gravy with.

978
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:45,279
Speaker 1: First of all, you said you don't let your meal

979
00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:48,480
Speaker 1: ingredients touch you put I'm scared to.

980
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 2: Go to your house you put gravy on rice. You're

981
00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:53,520
Speaker 2: scared to go to my house for what dinner?

982
00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:56,840
Speaker 1: You're gonna serve yourself plates? Sir? Oh my god, geez,

983
00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:58,200
Speaker 1: don't be boogie.

984
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:00,959
Speaker 2: You asked for ate when I was broke.

985
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:03,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you ain't broke, that's why you on this show.

986
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:06,440
Speaker 2: No, I was, well, okay.

987
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:08,239
Speaker 1: What say it? Don't hold back.

988
00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:10,120
Speaker 3: No, I don't want the wrong people to see this

989
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:14,799
Speaker 3: and start asking for ship, because you know that's that's

990
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:16,160
Speaker 3: when people need favors and ship.

991
00:46:16,239 --> 00:46:19,399
Speaker 2: I don't you know. Sometimes I like to steal car

992
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:21,520
Speaker 2: people and ask for ship just and I don't even need.

993
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:24,279
Speaker 1: It, Like what money. You'll call someone and be like,

994
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:25,840
Speaker 1: let me hold.

995
00:46:25,239 --> 00:46:27,680
Speaker 2: Just to keep it out there so they won't ask me.

996
00:46:27,719 --> 00:46:28,520
Speaker 2: I beat them to it.

997
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:31,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, and David, what happens if they give it to

998
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:36,799
Speaker 1: you appreciate it? Is that how you judge, like your lawyer.

999
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:38,320
Speaker 3: But I have to deal with a lot of bullshit

1000
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:40,440
Speaker 3: behind it because they know I like expensive ship, so.

1001
00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:43,040
Speaker 2: You stopped behind this and I'd be like, bitch, I

1002
00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:44,719
Speaker 2: don't even need it. I just don't want you to

1003
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:47,719
Speaker 2: ever ask me because they see me living nice, like

1004
00:46:48,719 --> 00:46:51,359
Speaker 2: I buy something and they figure, oh, well he has

1005
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:54,239
Speaker 2: money to bouy it, so maybe he has something loan

1006
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:54,440
Speaker 2: on me.

1007
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:58,319
Speaker 1: So you beat him to it before you'd be like, oh,

1008
00:46:58,320 --> 00:46:59,839
Speaker 1: by the way, let me fight out.

1009
00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:01,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, just act broke.

1010
00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:03,640
Speaker 3: I tell them all my clothes come from the flea

1011
00:47:03,719 --> 00:47:07,200
Speaker 3: market because they pay attention to my brands and stuff.

1012
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:09,040
Speaker 3: I'm like, this fake shit? Why would I pay that

1013
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:11,439
Speaker 3: much for that? Now my moment them no better because

1014
00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:15,200
Speaker 3: they know I'm not Finna war nothing fake. But other people, and.

1015
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:16,799
Speaker 2: I don't know if they know it better too, they

1016
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:17,440
Speaker 2: just be.

1017
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:20,000
Speaker 1: Like, Okay, so your family now are they proud of you?

1018
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:21,640
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1019
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:28,040
Speaker 3: Now everybody my daddy? Oh my goodness, you ought to

1020
00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:31,200
Speaker 3: see him. He loved for people to ask am I

1021
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 3: his son? Because of the videos and stuff. When he

1022
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:35,879
Speaker 3: go anywhere, like the doctor's office.

1023
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:36,319
Speaker 2: One day, he.

1024
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:38,440
Speaker 1: Tell the story.

1025
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:39,680
Speaker 2: He calls me.

1026
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:41,840
Speaker 3: He was at the doctor's office and they called him

1027
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:43,919
Speaker 3: to come in the back and they heard his last name.

1028
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:47,080
Speaker 3: So all the nurses and the people in the back

1029
00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:49,000
Speaker 3: asked him when he was on his way out.

1030
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:51,320
Speaker 2: Is that your son? Are you related to him? Or

1031
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:51,640
Speaker 2: something like?

1032
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:54,839
Speaker 3: That made his fucking day. So anywhere he goes and

1033
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:57,480
Speaker 3: they have to ask him his last name. Oh, he

1034
00:47:57,480 --> 00:47:59,560
Speaker 3: hasn't mentioned his last name and they asked him or

1035
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:00,759
Speaker 3: is it in relation to it?

1036
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,880
Speaker 2: He calls me, he sent me a text. He fucking

1037
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:04,400
Speaker 2: loves that.

1038
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 1: Do you love that he loves it.

1039
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:09,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I never thought I was gonna make him

1040
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:11,880
Speaker 3: proud of anything because of how hard he was on

1041
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:15,360
Speaker 3: me growing up. And now I know why, but you

1042
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:18,200
Speaker 3: know I didn't. I just didn't never think I was

1043
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:20,600
Speaker 3: gonna be good enough or do anything good enough for him.

1044
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:22,759
Speaker 3: My mama didn't give a fuck, Like I'm Mama's boy.

1045
00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:23,319
Speaker 2: She loved me.

1046
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:31,400
Speaker 3: If I don't, yeah, because yeah, anyway, she don't condone it,

1047
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:32,920
Speaker 3: but she loved me anyway.

1048
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:36,719
Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

1049
00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:39,800
Speaker 1: You and him, like, do you share all your accomplishments

1050
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:40,200
Speaker 1: with him?

1051
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:40,480
Speaker 2: Oh?

1052
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:43,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, yea yeah, we have a great relationship. Now I'm

1053
00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:47,440
Speaker 3: actually about to buy him his first roles. Now, I'm

1054
00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:49,719
Speaker 3: gonna buy him his before I buy my own.

1055
00:48:51,239 --> 00:48:51,560
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1056
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:54,399
Speaker 3: He all I ever heard him say he wanted when

1057
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:57,120
Speaker 3: I was growing up was a Range Drove and a Rolex.

1058
00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:59,840
Speaker 3: So I in my prayers every night, I pray to

1059
00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:01,840
Speaker 3: Go that you allow me to buy him both of

1060
00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:03,640
Speaker 3: those while he still can enjoy it.

1061
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:05,839
Speaker 2: So if I don't you know what I'm saying, If I.

1062
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:09,040
Speaker 3: Don't get to buy it for myself right now, I'm

1063
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:09,720
Speaker 3: cool with it.

1064
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:13,000
Speaker 2: I just want to buy it for him all that.

1065
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:14,200
Speaker 1: So does he know what's coming?

1066
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:17,920
Speaker 2: No, so he ain't gonna see this shit nowhere, he

1067
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:19,560
Speaker 2: don't because he don't watch that. But and the grip

1068
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:21,239
Speaker 2: the news and that's it.

1069
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:24,960
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so he don't watch your stuff. No, well,

1070
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:26,439
Speaker 1: we're gonna turn this into a little clue.

1071
00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:32,040
Speaker 2: No he he if no, he don't watch x uh.

1072
00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:35,640
Speaker 3: Well, I'm trying to see. My parents' anniversary is March

1073
00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:37,920
Speaker 3: to twentieth. But I don't want to give it to

1074
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,400
Speaker 3: him then because I can't afford to give him and

1075
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:42,560
Speaker 3: my mama one, even though she don't really.

1076
00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:46,359
Speaker 2: Give a fuck about one. But wait till after maybe

1077
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:46,960
Speaker 2: Father's Day?

1078
00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:51,799
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, or damn, that's that's like that far.

1079
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:54,200
Speaker 2: You know, I can put a little more with it

1080
00:49:54,239 --> 00:49:57,879
Speaker 2: and get a better one. But you know I like that. Yeah,

1081
00:49:58,280 --> 00:50:02,000
Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe Father's okay, Yeah, proper father.

1082
00:50:02,719 --> 00:50:04,520
Speaker 1: You want to turn off the stove before you burn down.

1083
00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:10,160
Speaker 1: I wasn't. I didn't have no faith in you. I'm sorry.

1084
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:12,960
Speaker 1: All right, let's try this food, eat it, eat it.

1085
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:14,560
Speaker 2: I love the way that clown.

1086
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:21,120
Speaker 1: Only in the a, only in the a. All right,

1087
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:21,640
Speaker 1: here we go.

1088
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:23,239
Speaker 2: M hm.

1089
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:40,239
Speaker 5: Hm hm m m boys, that's good. Oh, that's good.

1090
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:40,759
Speaker 2: Take a bike.

1091
00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:51,279
Speaker 4: Take a bike, man, Okay, you keep this in your

1092
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:54,120
Speaker 4: Oh my god, this is the worst chicken I've had.

1093
00:50:57,760 --> 00:51:00,440
Speaker 2: You fucking cooked something to let me eat it, Jude. Yeah,

1094
00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:01,239
Speaker 2: let me tell you something.

1095
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:03,120
Speaker 1: This is the driest chicken I ever had my life.

1096
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:06,480
Speaker 2: Put canola oil or something on instead this damn butter

1097
00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:08,560
Speaker 2: that was gonna brown and dry up.

1098
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:13,360
Speaker 1: Let me tell you this is like chicken jerky.

1099
00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:15,800
Speaker 3: It's the last time I ever do something nice for

1100
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:19,359
Speaker 3: your ass. I said this back when I was broke.

1101
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:20,879
Speaker 3: I ain't say nothing about it.

1102
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:21,279
Speaker 2: It was good.

1103
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:23,240
Speaker 3: I ain't say nothing about I was a gourmet chef.

1104
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:26,560
Speaker 3: I said, this is why I used to get especially

1105
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:28,959
Speaker 3: when your sister let you use some of her stamps. Yeah,

1106
00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:30,040
Speaker 3: you go get shipped like that.

1107
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:33,200
Speaker 1: I'm glad you're a trooper and you ate it.

1108
00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:35,239
Speaker 2: Oh I'm not eating real of that ship.

1109
00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:37,560
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, what keeps you humble? But I

1110
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:38,800
Speaker 1: don't know if that's possible.

1111
00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:42,719
Speaker 2: Oh No, I'm very humble. I don't look this ship

1112
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:43,799
Speaker 2: for you.

1113
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:46,360
Speaker 1: See what he said. I'm not gonna eat it, so

1114
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:47,120
Speaker 1: you're very humble.

1115
00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:49,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not gonna eat it because I know there's

1116
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:50,120
Speaker 3: some food in the back.

1117
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:54,160
Speaker 2: Where in the kitchen?

1118
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:55,600
Speaker 1: Oh you mean the pope is just coming?

1119
00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:59,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to say room for the good chicken,

1120
00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:06,920
Speaker 2: But no, I I don't know what will keep me humble?

1121
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:08,480
Speaker 2: What keeps me humble?

1122
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:12,040
Speaker 3: To be honest, my daddy used to always just say

1123
00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:18,239
Speaker 3: shit like, no matter what, somebody's doing better, somebody has more,

1124
00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:21,640
Speaker 3: so why brag about what you got?

1125
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:24,640
Speaker 2: Just enjoyed and keep on. I like that, so I

1126
00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:27,480
Speaker 2: just I don't brag about shit. You know.

1127
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:30,720
Speaker 3: If people say, oh, you have a nice car, nice truck,

1128
00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:33,200
Speaker 3: or oh that's nice, I'm like, okay, cool.

1129
00:52:33,239 --> 00:52:35,799
Speaker 2: I really don't know how to accept compliments either.

1130
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:36,839
Speaker 1: Thank you.

1131
00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:39,480
Speaker 2: No. I know how to say thank you, but that's

1132
00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:40,640
Speaker 2: just you know.

1133
00:52:40,719 --> 00:52:43,239
Speaker 3: I say thank you because that's the polite thing to do,

1134
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:48,239
Speaker 3: but as far as it's letting it download into my brain, like, nah,

1135
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:50,120
Speaker 3: I don't have a bunch of compliments, and better than

1136
00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:51,919
Speaker 3: my head, I'm not full of myself at all.

1137
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:54,319
Speaker 1: So I like that for you.

1138
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:56,040
Speaker 2: I take it and go on.

1139
00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:57,560
Speaker 1: You are so much fun.

1140
00:52:57,719 --> 00:52:58,040
Speaker 2: I have.

1141
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:04,239
Speaker 3: Sight there because I had fun talking about me going

1142
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:07,840
Speaker 3: to jail, because I don't know about this fucking these.

1143
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:12,239
Speaker 2: The wild wild moose Uh.

1144
00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:16,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, I also appreciate you allowing me to laugh

1145
00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:17,600
Speaker 1: at your accent.

1146
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:20,520
Speaker 2: For no, I didn't allow it.

1147
00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:23,040
Speaker 3: It's just this your show, and I figure, hell, since

1148
00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:24,640
Speaker 3: I drove forty five minutes.

1149
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:26,959
Speaker 2: Out here, I might as well stick around. You said,

1150
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:30,280
Speaker 2: stick around. I'm out here forty five minutes.

1151
00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:33,879
Speaker 1: I really, really, really like you. Thank you so much

1152
00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:37,040
Speaker 1: for taking time out of your crazy schedule to bless

1153
00:53:37,080 --> 00:53:40,920
Speaker 1: us with your presence and some dry, dry, dry chicken.

1154
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:42,920
Speaker 1: I'm glad I put you onto the rice cooker.

1155
00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:46,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, even though it looks like the little ship that

1156
00:53:46,719 --> 00:53:48,000
Speaker 3: you warm candles on, I'm.

1157
00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:50,239
Speaker 2: Gonna go and get me one one for real. Yeah,

1158
00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:51,960
Speaker 2: because it's enough rice to feed two people.

1159
00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:55,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it keeps it warm all day. I just

1160
00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:56,480
Speaker 1: discovered it like a month ago.

1161
00:53:57,040 --> 00:53:58,879
Speaker 2: So I don't do jazz my rice. Is it gonna

1162
00:53:58,880 --> 00:53:59,680
Speaker 2: make my rice? Stay?

1163
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:04,160
Speaker 1: Try it? Did you like that jasmine rice? You try it?

1164
00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:06,480
Speaker 1: Because it's so boozy? Just take a bite, Justine, No,

1165
00:54:06,719 --> 00:54:07,000
Speaker 1: it's not.

1166
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:08,640
Speaker 2: I don't have nothing to do with boo. It's just

1167
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:10,879
Speaker 2: nothing on this. This is like you just saying you.

1168
00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:13,120
Speaker 1: Don't mix your ingredients. Just put it in your mouth.

1169
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:15,759
Speaker 2: It's gonna be like eating a napkin. You're gonna burn

1170
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:19,920
Speaker 2: and they're gonna remind you of nothing. I knew it

1171
00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:25,520
Speaker 2: air chewable air.

1172
00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:29,640
Speaker 1: Well, thank you? Do you like Jasmine Rice when I'm.

1173
00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:32,400
Speaker 2: Eating a bat or something like that? Yeah? All I

1174
00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:33,560
Speaker 2: cook a little bit now.

1175
00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:37,360
Speaker 1: M We're we're gonna see. Thank you so much for

1176
00:54:37,400 --> 00:55:00,440
Speaker 1: your time. Thank y'all listeners. Peace up. H. For more

1177
00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:03,760
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