Speaker 1: Second DAT day. It's funny dating just ten years ago.
Speaker 1: The goal was to find someone who checks all your boxes.
Speaker 1: They're attractive, they're witty, they're fun, they sweep you off
Speaker 1: your feet. You guys have a passionate whirlwind romance together
Speaker 1: and ride off into the sunset happily. Ever apped, that
Speaker 1: sounds like a different age now reading my diary. You're
Speaker 1: just looking for anybody who seems halfway normal and doesn't
Speaker 1: solicit picks from you in the first two dms. And
Speaker 1: that's what happened to one of our listeners, Allison, recently,
Speaker 1: when she met a guy Alison Welcome to the show. Hi,
Speaker 1: Hey Alison, how low is that bar for you? Um?
Speaker 1: It's pretty low. The last guy I dated was a homesteader,
Speaker 1: so whole sea. Wait, what like he goes out to
Speaker 1: the layer. Can you still do that? Yeah? They do.
Speaker 1: It's quite common from what he was telling me to
Speaker 1: go off the grid and I don't know, he was
Speaker 1: probably composting his own dinner. It's quite terrifying. I was like, uh,
Speaker 1: where is the Starbucks? It was just I couldn't imagine
Speaker 1: you went back to the little house of the prairie.
Speaker 1: It sounds like, yeah, Hey, even they had a general
Speaker 1: store on little house. Okay, and so who's the new
Speaker 1: guy that you met? Okay, So I'm at this amazing
Speaker 1: guy named Jack, and it would really happy to back
Speaker 1: with them, you know, after the Homesteader, because this one
Speaker 1: seems completely normal and it's funny life howeverything's by comparisons,
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, so this was definitely an upgrade. And
Speaker 1: we just went to a bar, very low key, and
Speaker 1: there was anything special about this place. It was a
Speaker 1: little bit loud, a little crowded, and when we couldn't
Speaker 1: hear each other, Jack was like, hey, look over there,
Speaker 1: and there was like this emergency exit but it had
Speaker 1: a bar class that it said do not enter, and
Speaker 1: it looked like a regular door, like not one to
Speaker 1: the outside. It was kind of like upstairs and all
Speaker 1: to the side. It was obviously it was like you know,
Speaker 1: a private room or around area or something like to
Speaker 1: speak easy, you know, like sometimes they do like a
Speaker 1: bar instead a bar. I was thinking it was like
Speaker 1: the office, the janitor's closet even, yeah something. So he
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, let's see, Rebel, let's go. So we
Speaker 1: kind of flipped off when the barking. I wasn't looking
Speaker 1: with our dreams and headed up. Oh that's definitely something
Speaker 1: a homesteader wouldn't do. That's exactly right. Sounds like you
Speaker 1: like a rebel type of guy. Yeah, rebel or normal
Speaker 1: either one. I don't know a lot of people call
Speaker 1: me a rebel. Are you trying to come up for us? No,
Speaker 1: I'm just stating a fact, like because I was on
Speaker 1: a date one time with a girl where I parked
Speaker 1: in a loading zone and I ran into the convenience
Speaker 1: store didn't even put my hazard lights on. Wow, good story, Jeff.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying us bad boys are out there. You
Speaker 1: got to snatch us up while you still can't get
Speaker 1: in trouble. No. I didn't got away with it too.
Speaker 1: Yeah we did. Actually, it wasn't like a broom closet
Speaker 1: or some VIP rumor, and it was just a closed
Speaker 1: area like a balcony, and it had like best throw
Speaker 1: tables and chairs that just weren't being used. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: that was exciting to you because I would have been
Speaker 1: pretty disappointed. No, it was actually exciting because Jack, like
Speaker 1: he pulled out the chairs and we just said that
Speaker 1: this little beast table with chairs on the balcony and
Speaker 1: kind of made a date of It was really quite romantic.
Speaker 1: He even got to lean in and sneak a kiss in.
Speaker 1: It was really fun. Yeah, that's a rebel move right there.
Speaker 1: It was actually a really smart move on his podcas.
Speaker 1: We can hear each other talk and we enjoyed that
Speaker 1: part of the evening before the employee came up and
Speaker 1: you know, clearly reminded us and said, do not enter
Speaker 1: that you got caught. But you had your little VIP
Speaker 1: moment for a little bit, and it's fun to get
Speaker 1: caught together, you know, to like be on the walk
Speaker 1: side a little bit. I don't know, it's like we're
Speaker 1: doing something bad together. Fun. Yeah, it was totally fine
Speaker 1: because after that I just felt funny to go downstairs
Speaker 1: and sit in front of the thing guy that reprimanded us.
Speaker 1: So we headed out and like got burritos as some
Speaker 1: taco truck. Honestly, it was an impromptud wonderful night, one
Speaker 1: of the greatest first day's ever. Not even a restaurant,
Speaker 1: just a taco truck. Rob Oh yeah, no hazards on
Speaker 1: that truck. I bet. Why do you think he's not
Speaker 1: calling you back? I have no clue. Sometimes you have
Speaker 1: to wonder when something went so well and there was
Speaker 1: a connection, you know, you have to think, well, maybe
Speaker 1: I just thought it was great, but this was just
Speaker 1: a normal Wednesday night for them or something. I don't know.
Speaker 1: He's been through that door before and I could see it.
Speaker 1: He ask But it's not like you take an advantage
Speaker 1: you or something like did you guys look up or anything.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to ask that. Just a kid incredible.
Speaker 1: You know that's a good thing because if he was
Speaker 1: just oh, I got what I wanted. I'm not calling
Speaker 1: you back the different story. So since that night, how
Speaker 1: long has it been since you asked talk to him?
Speaker 1: A week ago? It was a week ago. Right now,
Speaker 1: we're in the danger zone. Yet another rebel on the phone, woman, Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: that's right. I gotta speak to him, rebel a rebel,
Speaker 1: and we'll get some answers when we do your second
Speaker 1: date update right after this. All right, Alison, all right,
Speaker 1: you sit tight. We're gonna take care of you. How
Speaker 1: rebels do second? I think I finally found my brod.
Speaker 1: I haven't talked to him yet, but my wild wingman
Speaker 1: is out there somewhere. I call him Rebel Jack. He's
Speaker 1: got because he's a rebel. Rebel Jack don't play by
Speaker 1: the regular rules of dating. He takes women to crowded bars,
Speaker 1: walks through restricted areas, and then orders burritos at taco
Speaker 1: trucks with low health grades. Jack. Yeah, and he's won
Speaker 1: over the heart of our listener, Alison, who wants a
Speaker 1: second crack with rebel Jack. Who are calling back? That's
Speaker 1: how rebels do, Alison, How are you feeling before we
Speaker 1: call rebel Jack? I'm going pretty good. Oh, you are
Speaker 1: turned on by that intro. I thought for sure you'd
Speaker 1: be more excited. I mean, Jeffrey was speaking your language,
Speaker 1: there wasn't he? I mean no, I'm feeling good about this.
Speaker 1: The date. The date was pretty good, So I'm feeling good.
Speaker 1: I think I'm more on her wavelength enough for the
Speaker 1: sound effect. I'm done with the pleasant trees. Let's just
Speaker 1: get to dialing. Here we go. I'm calling Jack. Hello. Hey,
Speaker 1: is this Jack? Uh? Yeah? Who's calling your future partner
Speaker 1: in crime? Young Jeffrey. Sound effect You're gonna scare you?
Speaker 1: Just happens naturally. Hello. We're just two rebels sharing one
Speaker 1: phone line right now? Jack? Um? Okay, what's what's going
Speaker 1: on here? We're we're doing a segment on our radio
Speaker 1: show called a second Date Update, and we're looking to
Speaker 1: hook you back up with one of our listeners, Allison,
Speaker 1: who you went out with recently. Alison. Yeah, Um, what's
Speaker 1: going on here? Well, let me explain. Allison emailed us
Speaker 1: because she said she had a great time with you
Speaker 1: and wants to see you again. Uh, that's not vibe
Speaker 1: by god. I mean that's what she said to you, guys,
Speaker 1: not the vibing guy. I thought you guys like shared
Speaker 1: a kiss. Even I don't know what she told you.
Speaker 1: I definitely tried to kiss her, but she denied me.
Speaker 1: She told us you guys went to a bar together,
Speaker 1: and yeah, you made the bold move to ignore the
Speaker 1: signs on the door and go into a restricted area
Speaker 1: up on a balcony where you shared a hot romantic kiss. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: that that never happened. We didn't go up sneaking upstairs
Speaker 1: at all. I mean, classic rebel move. Just like, what
Speaker 1: do you mean it never happened. I mean our date
Speaker 1: ended with just a handshake. That was There was no kiss,
Speaker 1: There was no balcony. I mean it literally was just
Speaker 1: a kind of a restaurant bar we were watching some
Speaker 1: sports games and it was I tried to give her
Speaker 1: a gus and so sorry, I'm so sorry this. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. You're supposed to wait till we call
Speaker 1: you in Yeah, the heck, Sorry, it's important. Can I
Speaker 1: just uh talk to you guys in private for a second. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's hard to do on the radio. Yeah, if you
Speaker 1: could put him on home? What's going on here? Hello?
Speaker 1: Put on b What do we do here? I don't
Speaker 1: know to do what she was? Hey, Yeah, I'm not
Speaker 1: doing what anybody wants, not rebel Jack. I'm why do
Speaker 1: you have something that you can't tell? Jack? Us know? Um?
Speaker 1: And this is really embarrassing. So I guess there's two
Speaker 1: Jacks in my phone and I was quickly trying to
Speaker 1: get you the number, and I gave you There's one
Speaker 1: from Bumble and one from Enton and I I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: I I gave you the wrong Jack. Jack. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry. No, this I went out with this Jack
Speaker 1: three months ago. Um, this is not the Jack I
Speaker 1: was calling for the updates Jack, Jack, are you still there? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I'm still here? This is uh what I mean? Jack.
Speaker 1: The good news is she kept your number in her phone. Hey, Well,
Speaker 1: usually do so I know not to text them back ever. Again,
Speaker 1: she didn't block you? Sound like maybe you know I
Speaker 1: probably wouldn't text you back now that I know the
Speaker 1: person you are, So I don't know. Okay, Jack, I'm
Speaker 1: really sorry. I wasn't. I didn't mean to disturb you today.
Speaker 1: I wasn't trying to call you. I you want us
Speaker 1: to call the other Jack from your phone? Let's hang
Speaker 1: up with No, let's not hang up. Yeah, I want
Speaker 1: to hear what this Jack guy is all about. Here.
Speaker 1: Let's put Allison on hold. Alison, you can give the
Speaker 1: other Jack's number to our producer. I'll put you on
Speaker 1: hold here for a second. But I'm gonna have the
Speaker 1: other Jack stay on the line too, because it'll be
Speaker 1: more entertaining. Why would we do that for entertainment? Pro?
Speaker 1: Do you want to do that? You want to be
Speaker 1: on the other line while she tries to get a
Speaker 1: date with Jack number two? Honestly? I do now because
Speaker 1: I want to hear what the story is all about.
Speaker 1: How are we going to even talk to Jack? Would
Speaker 1: we have two Jacks? We gotta Okay, we'll call We'll
Speaker 1: call this one. Which dating app did you meet on
Speaker 1: this Jack. Okay, we'll call you bumble Jack, and we'll
Speaker 1: call the other guy Hinge Jack. Bumble Jack, Hinge Jack.
Speaker 1: That is going to be so confusing. I love this.
Speaker 1: It's like a reality dating show. Oh my god, all right,
Speaker 1: let's punch Alison. Back up, Alison? You there? Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: you gave the number to our producers, So I'm gonna
Speaker 1: call hinge Jack and uh. I need both of you
Speaker 1: guys to stay quiet all right while while we call him.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be weird if he doesn't answer after all?
Speaker 1: This what Alison? I just I didn't talk to her,
Speaker 1: but why she's lovely Brook. Stop trying to stop the
Speaker 1: rebel train. It's already left the station. Make her look
Speaker 1: more wanted right to have another dude, don't make it.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to got two options right now. Hello? Hello?
Speaker 1: Is this Jack from Hinge? Uh? What? Yeah? It probably
Speaker 1: depends Jeffrey. What is going on here? You're on the
Speaker 1: radio right now with broken Jeffrey in the morning, and
Speaker 1: we want to know if you met someone off Hinge
Speaker 1: like a week ago that you're not calling back named Alison.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you are you serious? We please
Speaker 1: make sure this is the right Jack? Did you go
Speaker 1: through a restricted door and go on a balcony? Yeah?
Speaker 1: But but what in fact he's going on here? I
Speaker 1: don't know. Okay, this is we have the right guy. Finally. Congratulations.
Speaker 1: She's like superindu. I mean, so what is she's into me? Well,
Speaker 1: just by hearing the tone of your voice, I can
Speaker 1: tell you're feeling her too. Yeah, normally I don't do this.
Speaker 1: But real quick, would you like to go on a
Speaker 1: second date with Alison? We will pay for it? Do
Speaker 1: we just don't have time? Out of time? Is that
Speaker 1: a yes that I heard? I heard him say yes.
Speaker 1: That is so cool of you. Jack from Hing congratulation.
Speaker 1: You know what, guys, No, I absolutely don't want to
Speaker 1: go on another date with her. Why why don't you
Speaker 1: want to go on a date with her? I mean,
Speaker 1: do you want to know the truth or I mean
Speaker 1: that's preferable. But before we hear that, look, Jack, I
Speaker 1: know you're hearing all of our voices and that's probably
Speaker 1: a little bit confusing to you. But I'm going to
Speaker 1: toss in two more. I want you to meet Allison,
Speaker 1: the girl you went out with a week ago, and
Speaker 1: Jack from Bumble, the guy that Allison went out with
Speaker 1: three months ago. Three months we accidentally called him instead
Speaker 1: of you because there was two Jacks in her phone.
Speaker 1: So now we have two jacks on the phone, Alison
Speaker 1: and bumble Jack. Ahead, say hi, Hi, what's going on? Jack?
Speaker 1: Sounds like this girl's obsessed with anyone named Jack. Bubble Jack,
Speaker 1: come out of the jokes. I'd like it. Hey, bumble Jack,
Speaker 1: could you decline for a moment. I'm dealing with this Jack, Fine,
Speaker 1: go ahead, Yeah, it'll be rude. So you were going
Speaker 1: to tell us why you weren't calling Alison back after
Speaker 1: one week after your rebellious first date. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: first of all, you guys kind of threw me off here.
Speaker 1: I mean you said that she went on a date
Speaker 1: three months ago. She told me she her last day
Speaker 1: was a year ago. Oh yeah, did she went on
Speaker 1: a date with me three months ago? So that can't
Speaker 1: be true. So this girl's a liar. Okay, I'm not
Speaker 1: a liar. That's not how this works. You you tell
Speaker 1: everybody that you haven't been dating a lot, or this
Speaker 1: is my first one in a while. It's just what
Speaker 1: you say to make somebody go special. You know what?
Speaker 1: Alison says, you're on the line. I'm gonna just be
Speaker 1: honest with you. I kind of just got the feeling
Speaker 1: almost like a desperate vibe from you. Desperate, like she'd
Speaker 1: call a radio station for another date with someone like
Speaker 1: that type of desperate. Yeah. I mean, I just I
Speaker 1: don't know, like, you know, it was kind of clany.
Speaker 1: I could be wrong, but that's just the vibe that
Speaker 1: I got. I mean, wow, I did not know that
Speaker 1: I was coming in gus as cleaning. I thought we
Speaker 1: were having a great date and we really high connection
Speaker 1: and we're vibing well. Yeah, but you know what you
Speaker 1: were kind of you were always saying, like, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm the first normal guy that you've been with, you
Speaker 1: know that you've dated in a long time, and you know,
Speaker 1: my god, is that what it was? Because you were sorry,
Speaker 1: it's a dating app. It's harder for girls like bumble
Speaker 1: Jack then has to be hard for you to hear
Speaker 1: he's still listening, Alon, Why was he not normal? I
Speaker 1: totally forgot Jack. I'm sorry. Oh wow, that's pretty lame.
Speaker 1: I just meant that there's a lot of crazies out there,
Speaker 1: and I guess I got out with a really well
Speaker 1: crazy guess what guess what? I think I avoided it crazy.
Speaker 1: I think you're crazy. Oh, he's saying you're the common denominator.
Speaker 1: Here's something crazy. Why don't all three of you go
Speaker 1: out on a date together and we'll pay for it? Hey, Jack, Jack,
Speaker 1: and Allison? Yeah? Do we have the budget for three?
Speaker 1: It's a double jack sandwich? Yeah? Actually sounds kind of good.
Speaker 1: Bumble Jack first from three months ago? Yes or no?
Speaker 1: For the triple I'm not doing I'm not seeing this
Speaker 1: girl again. Okay, we're down to one Jackson. Yes, I
Speaker 1: thought you were going to get hinge. Jack. Do you
Speaker 1: want to go out with Alison? I don't. I really don't. Oh, Allison,
Speaker 1: do you want to go out with Alison? Um? Apparently not.
Speaker 1: I guess I'm not the winner today. Dahlson rejected herself.
Speaker 1: This is a new one for the second date update.
Speaker 1: That's okay. I'm sure there's plenty of Jack's out there
Speaker 1: looking Jeffrey in the morning. We ever had a girl
Speaker 1: get rejected twice by two different guys on a single
Speaker 1: second date update? You need to rub it in. I'm
Speaker 1: not trying to rub it those are just facts. I
Speaker 1: think it's a first for our show. Yeah, and you
Speaker 1: guys were all against having bumble Jack on the phone,
Speaker 1: but we needed him. I don't think so that was
Speaker 1: a terrible choice. You needed to hang up and we
Speaker 1: needed to call Hinge Jack. No, we needed the Jacks
Speaker 1: to team up. Yeah, and stand together. Jack's United. Jacks
Speaker 1: didn't like each other, Jeff. They didn't like each other.
Speaker 1: They didn't like her. Nobody liked each other. She didn't
Speaker 1: like one of them. I liked both of the Jacks,
Speaker 1: I bet you like. Yeah. I thought. In fact, I
Speaker 1: think hinge Jack may have been better than rebel bumble Jack. No,
Speaker 1: Hinge Jack was rebel Jack. Bumble Jack was the non rebel. Yeah. See,
Speaker 1: you can't even keep them straight. I don't know if
Speaker 1: it was a terrible idea. Whoever wanted to put them
Speaker 1: on at the same time. I don't know whose idea
Speaker 1: that was, but we got at least to there. I
Speaker 1: feel like there was a missed opportunity that the Jacks
Speaker 1: couldn't hang out on a bros state. Oh you want
Speaker 1: them to pot Yeah, one little jack on Jack action,
Speaker 1: h okay, and maybe we can help somebody else out
Speaker 1: there get their jack, get their jack on. Ye. They
Speaker 1: just don't get it, don't get it the other way. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: If you want us to help help you out with
Speaker 1: a love interest, you can always email the show. We'll
Speaker 1: have to be named Jack by the way, Yes they
Speaker 1: do Jack's Only. Jack's Only. For our second date updates,
Speaker 1: email the show. We'll call them Jack. That isn't calling
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