WEBVTT - Second Date Update: You Don't Know Jack

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<v Speaker 1>Second DAT day. It's funny dating just ten years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>The goal was to find someone who checks all your boxes.

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<v Speaker 1>They're attractive, they're witty, they're fun, they sweep you off

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<v Speaker 1>your feet. You guys have a passionate whirlwind romance together

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<v Speaker 1>and ride off into the sunset happily. Ever apped, that

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like a different age now reading my diary. You're

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<v Speaker 1>just looking for anybody who seems halfway normal and doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>solicit picks from you in the first two dms. And

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<v Speaker 1>that's what happened to one of our listeners, Allison, recently,

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<v Speaker 1>when she met a guy Alison Welcome to the show. Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>Hey Alison, how low is that bar for you? Um?

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<v Speaker 1>It's pretty low. The last guy I dated was a homesteader,

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<v Speaker 1>so whole sea. Wait, what like he goes out to

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<v Speaker 1>the layer. Can you still do that? Yeah? They do.

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<v Speaker 1>It's quite common from what he was telling me to

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<v Speaker 1>go off the grid and I don't know, he was

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<v Speaker 1>probably composting his own dinner. It's quite terrifying. I was like, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>where is the Starbucks? It was just I couldn't imagine

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<v Speaker 1>you went back to the little house of the prairie.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds like, yeah, Hey, even they had a general

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<v Speaker 1>store on little house. Okay, and so who's the new

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<v Speaker 1>guy that you met? Okay, So I'm at this amazing

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<v Speaker 1>guy named Jack, and it would really happy to back

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<v Speaker 1>with them, you know, after the Homesteader, because this one

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<v Speaker 1>seems completely normal and it's funny life howeverything's by comparisons,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. Yeah, so this was definitely an upgrade. And

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<v Speaker 1>we just went to a bar, very low key, and

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<v Speaker 1>there was anything special about this place. It was a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit loud, a little crowded, and when we couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>hear each other, Jack was like, hey, look over there,

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<v Speaker 1>and there was like this emergency exit but it had

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<v Speaker 1>a bar class that it said do not enter, and

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<v Speaker 1>it looked like a regular door, like not one to

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<v Speaker 1>the outside. It was kind of like upstairs and all

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<v Speaker 1>to the side. It was obviously it was like you know,

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<v Speaker 1>a private room or around area or something like to

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<v Speaker 1>speak easy, you know, like sometimes they do like a

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<v Speaker 1>bar instead a bar. I was thinking it was like

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<v Speaker 1>the office, the janitor's closet even, yeah something. So he

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<v Speaker 1>was like, yeah, let's see, Rebel, let's go. So we

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<v Speaker 1>kind of flipped off when the barking. I wasn't looking

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<v Speaker 1>with our dreams and headed up. Oh that's definitely something

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<v Speaker 1>a homesteader wouldn't do. That's exactly right. Sounds like you

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<v Speaker 1>like a rebel type of guy. Yeah, rebel or normal

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<v Speaker 1>either one. I don't know a lot of people call

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<v Speaker 1>me a rebel. Are you trying to come up for us? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just stating a fact, like because I was on

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<v Speaker 1>a date one time with a girl where I parked

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<v Speaker 1>in a loading zone and I ran into the convenience

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<v Speaker 1>store didn't even put my hazard lights on. Wow, good story, Jeff.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying us bad boys are out there. You

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<v Speaker 1>got to snatch us up while you still can't get

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<v Speaker 1>in trouble. No. I didn't got away with it too.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah we did. Actually, it wasn't like a broom closet

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<v Speaker 1>or some VIP rumor, and it was just a closed

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<v Speaker 1>area like a balcony, and it had like best throw

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<v Speaker 1>tables and chairs that just weren't being used. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>that was exciting to you because I would have been

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<v Speaker 1>pretty disappointed. No, it was actually exciting because Jack, like

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<v Speaker 1>he pulled out the chairs and we just said that

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<v Speaker 1>this little beast table with chairs on the balcony and

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<v Speaker 1>kind of made a date of It was really quite romantic.

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<v Speaker 1>He even got to lean in and sneak a kiss in.

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<v Speaker 1>It was really fun. Yeah, that's a rebel move right there.

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<v Speaker 1>It was actually a really smart move on his podcas.

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<v Speaker 1>We can hear each other talk and we enjoyed that

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<v Speaker 1>part of the evening before the employee came up and

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<v Speaker 1>you know, clearly reminded us and said, do not enter

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<v Speaker 1>that you got caught. But you had your little VIP

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<v Speaker 1>moment for a little bit, and it's fun to get

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<v Speaker 1>caught together, you know, to like be on the walk

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<v Speaker 1>side a little bit. I don't know, it's like we're

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<v Speaker 1>doing something bad together. Fun. Yeah, it was totally fine

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<v Speaker 1>because after that I just felt funny to go downstairs

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<v Speaker 1>and sit in front of the thing guy that reprimanded us.

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<v Speaker 1>So we headed out and like got burritos as some

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<v Speaker 1>taco truck. Honestly, it was an impromptud wonderful night, one

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<v Speaker 1>of the greatest first day's ever. Not even a restaurant,

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<v Speaker 1>just a taco truck. Rob Oh yeah, no hazards on

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<v Speaker 1>that truck. I bet. Why do you think he's not

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<v Speaker 1>calling you back? I have no clue. Sometimes you have

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<v Speaker 1>to wonder when something went so well and there was

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<v Speaker 1>a connection, you know, you have to think, well, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>I just thought it was great, but this was just

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<v Speaker 1>a normal Wednesday night for them or something. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>He's been through that door before and I could see it.

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<v Speaker 1>He ask But it's not like you take an advantage

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<v Speaker 1>you or something like did you guys look up or anything.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how to ask that. Just a kid incredible.

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<v Speaker 1>You know that's a good thing because if he was

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<v Speaker 1>just oh, I got what I wanted. I'm not calling

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<v Speaker 1>you back the different story. So since that night, how

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<v Speaker 1>long has it been since you asked talk to him?

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<v Speaker 1>A week ago? It was a week ago. Right now,

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<v Speaker 1>we're in the danger zone. Yet another rebel on the phone, woman, Jeffrey,

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<v Speaker 1>that's right. I gotta speak to him, rebel a rebel,

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<v Speaker 1>and we'll get some answers when we do your second

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<v Speaker 1>date update right after this. All right, Alison, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>you sit tight. We're gonna take care of you. How

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<v Speaker 1>rebels do second? I think I finally found my brod.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't talked to him yet, but my wild wingman

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<v Speaker 1>is out there somewhere. I call him Rebel Jack. He's

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<v Speaker 1>got because he's a rebel. Rebel Jack don't play by

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<v Speaker 1>the regular rules of dating. He takes women to crowded bars,

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<v Speaker 1>walks through restricted areas, and then orders burritos at taco

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<v Speaker 1>trucks with low health grades. Jack. Yeah, and he's won

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<v Speaker 1>over the heart of our listener, Alison, who wants a

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<v Speaker 1>second crack with rebel Jack. Who are calling back? That's

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<v Speaker 1>how rebels do, Alison, How are you feeling before we

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<v Speaker 1>call rebel Jack? I'm going pretty good. Oh, you are

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<v Speaker 1>turned on by that intro. I thought for sure you'd

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<v Speaker 1>be more excited. I mean, Jeffrey was speaking your language,

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<v Speaker 1>there wasn't he? I mean no, I'm feeling good about this.

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<v Speaker 1>The date. The date was pretty good, So I'm feeling good.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I'm more on her wavelength enough for the

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<v Speaker 1>sound effect. I'm done with the pleasant trees. Let's just

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<v Speaker 1>get to dialing. Here we go. I'm calling Jack. Hello. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>is this Jack? Uh? Yeah? Who's calling your future partner

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<v Speaker 1>in crime? Young Jeffrey. Sound effect You're gonna scare you?

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<v Speaker 1>Just happens naturally. Hello. We're just two rebels sharing one

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<v Speaker 1>phone line right now? Jack? Um? Okay, what's what's going

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<v Speaker 1>on here? We're we're doing a segment on our radio

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<v Speaker 1>show called a second Date Update, and we're looking to

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<v Speaker 1>hook you back up with one of our listeners, Allison,

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<v Speaker 1>who you went out with recently. Alison. Yeah, Um, what's

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<v Speaker 1>going on here? Well, let me explain. Allison emailed us

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<v Speaker 1>because she said she had a great time with you

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<v Speaker 1>and wants to see you again. Uh, that's not vibe

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<v Speaker 1>by god. I mean that's what she said to you, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>not the vibing guy. I thought you guys like shared

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<v Speaker 1>a kiss. Even I don't know what she told you.

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<v Speaker 1>I definitely tried to kiss her, but she denied me.

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<v Speaker 1>She told us you guys went to a bar together,

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<v Speaker 1>and yeah, you made the bold move to ignore the

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<v Speaker 1>signs on the door and go into a restricted area

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<v Speaker 1>up on a balcony where you shared a hot romantic kiss. No, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>that that never happened. We didn't go up sneaking upstairs

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<v Speaker 1>at all. I mean, classic rebel move. Just like, what

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<v Speaker 1>do you mean it never happened. I mean our date

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<v Speaker 1>ended with just a handshake. That was There was no kiss,

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<v Speaker 1>There was no balcony. I mean it literally was just

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<v Speaker 1>a kind of a restaurant bar we were watching some

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<v Speaker 1>sports games and it was I tried to give her

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<v Speaker 1>a gus and so sorry, I'm so sorry this. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry. You're supposed to wait till we call

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<v Speaker 1>you in Yeah, the heck, Sorry, it's important. Can I

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<v Speaker 1>just uh talk to you guys in private for a second. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's hard to do on the radio. Yeah, if you

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<v Speaker 1>could put him on home? What's going on here? Hello?

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<v Speaker 1>Put on b What do we do here? I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know to do what she was? Hey, Yeah, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>doing what anybody wants, not rebel Jack. I'm why do

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<v Speaker 1>you have something that you can't tell? Jack? Us know? Um?

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<v Speaker 1>And this is really embarrassing. So I guess there's two

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<v Speaker 1>Jacks in my phone and I was quickly trying to

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<v Speaker 1>get you the number, and I gave you There's one

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<v Speaker 1>from Bumble and one from Enton and I I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>I I gave you the wrong Jack. Jack. Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>so sorry. No, this I went out with this Jack

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<v Speaker 1>three months ago. Um, this is not the Jack I

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<v Speaker 1>was calling for the updates Jack, Jack, are you still there? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm still here? This is uh what I mean? Jack.

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<v Speaker 1>The good news is she kept your number in her phone. Hey, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>usually do so I know not to text them back ever. Again,

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<v Speaker 1>she didn't block you? Sound like maybe you know I

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<v Speaker 1>probably wouldn't text you back now that I know the

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<v Speaker 1>person you are, So I don't know. Okay, Jack, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>really sorry. I wasn't. I didn't mean to disturb you today.

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't trying to call you. I you want us

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<v Speaker 1>to call the other Jack from your phone? Let's hang

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<v Speaker 1>up with No, let's not hang up. Yeah, I want

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<v Speaker 1>to hear what this Jack guy is all about. Here.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's put Allison on hold. Alison, you can give the

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<v Speaker 1>other Jack's number to our producer. I'll put you on

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<v Speaker 1>hold here for a second. But I'm gonna have the

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<v Speaker 1>other Jack stay on the line too, because it'll be

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<v Speaker 1>more entertaining. Why would we do that for entertainment? Pro?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to do that? You want to be

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<v Speaker 1>on the other line while she tries to get a

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<v Speaker 1>date with Jack number two? Honestly? I do now because

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<v Speaker 1>I want to hear what the story is all about.

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<v Speaker 1>How are we going to even talk to Jack? Would

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<v Speaker 1>we have two Jacks? We gotta Okay, we'll call We'll

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<v Speaker 1>call this one. Which dating app did you meet on

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<v Speaker 1>this Jack. Okay, we'll call you bumble Jack, and we'll

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<v Speaker 1>call the other guy Hinge Jack. Bumble Jack, Hinge Jack.

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<v Speaker 1>That is going to be so confusing. I love this.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a reality dating show. Oh my god, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>let's punch Alison. Back up, Alison? You there? Yeah, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you gave the number to our producers, So I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>call hinge Jack and uh. I need both of you

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<v Speaker 1>guys to stay quiet all right while while we call him.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be weird if he doesn't answer after all?

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<v Speaker 1>This what Alison? I just I didn't talk to her,

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<v Speaker 1>but why she's lovely Brook. Stop trying to stop the

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<v Speaker 1>rebel train. It's already left the station. Make her look

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<v Speaker 1>more wanted right to have another dude, don't make it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just trying to got two options right now. Hello? Hello?

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<v Speaker 1>Is this Jack from Hinge? Uh? What? Yeah? It probably

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<v Speaker 1>depends Jeffrey. What is going on here? You're on the

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<v Speaker 1>radio right now with broken Jeffrey in the morning, and

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<v Speaker 1>we want to know if you met someone off Hinge

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<v Speaker 1>like a week ago that you're not calling back named Alison.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, are you are you serious? We please

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<v Speaker 1>make sure this is the right Jack? Did you go

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<v Speaker 1>through a restricted door and go on a balcony? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>But but what in fact he's going on here? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. Okay, this is we have the right guy. Finally. Congratulations.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like superindu. I mean, so what is she's into me? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>just by hearing the tone of your voice, I can

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<v Speaker 1>tell you're feeling her too. Yeah, normally I don't do this.

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<v Speaker 1>But real quick, would you like to go on a

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<v Speaker 1>second date with Alison? We will pay for it? Do

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<v Speaker 1>we just don't have time? Out of time? Is that

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<v Speaker 1>a yes that I heard? I heard him say yes.

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<v Speaker 1>That is so cool of you. Jack from Hing congratulation.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, guys, No, I absolutely don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>go on another date with her. Why why don't you

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<v Speaker 1>want to go on a date with her? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>do you want to know the truth or I mean

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<v Speaker 1>that's preferable. But before we hear that, look, Jack, I

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<v Speaker 1>know you're hearing all of our voices and that's probably

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit confusing to you. But I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>toss in two more. I want you to meet Allison,

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<v Speaker 1>the girl you went out with a week ago, and

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<v Speaker 1>Jack from Bumble, the guy that Allison went out with

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<v Speaker 1>three months ago. Three months we accidentally called him instead

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<v Speaker 1>of you because there was two Jacks in her phone.

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<v Speaker 1>So now we have two jacks on the phone, Alison

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<v Speaker 1>and bumble Jack. Ahead, say hi, Hi, what's going on? Jack?

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<v Speaker 1>Sounds like this girl's obsessed with anyone named Jack. Bubble Jack,

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<v Speaker 1>come out of the jokes. I'd like it. Hey, bumble Jack,

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<v Speaker 1>could you decline for a moment. I'm dealing with this Jack, Fine,

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<v Speaker 1>go ahead, Yeah, it'll be rude. So you were going

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<v Speaker 1>to tell us why you weren't calling Alison back after

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<v Speaker 1>one week after your rebellious first date. Yeah, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>first of all, you guys kind of threw me off here.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you said that she went on a date

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<v Speaker 1>three months ago. She told me she her last day

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<v Speaker 1>was a year ago. Oh yeah, did she went on

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<v Speaker 1>a date with me three months ago? So that can't

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<v Speaker 1>be true. So this girl's a liar. Okay, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>a liar. That's not how this works. You you tell

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<v Speaker 1>everybody that you haven't been dating a lot, or this

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<v Speaker 1>is my first one in a while. It's just what

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<v Speaker 1>you say to make somebody go special. You know what?

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<v Speaker 1>Alison says, you're on the line. I'm gonna just be

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<v Speaker 1>honest with you. I kind of just got the feeling

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<v Speaker 1>almost like a desperate vibe from you. Desperate, like she'd

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<v Speaker 1>call a radio station for another date with someone like

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<v Speaker 1>that type of desperate. Yeah. I mean, I just I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, like, you know, it was kind of clany.

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<v Speaker 1>I could be wrong, but that's just the vibe that

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<v Speaker 1>I got. I mean, wow, I did not know that

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<v Speaker 1>I was coming in gus as cleaning. I thought we

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<v Speaker 1>were having a great date and we really high connection

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<v Speaker 1>and we're vibing well. Yeah, but you know what you

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<v Speaker 1>were kind of you were always saying, like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the first normal guy that you've been with, you

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<v Speaker 1>know that you've dated in a long time, and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>my god, is that what it was? Because you were sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a dating app. It's harder for girls like bumble

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<v Speaker 1>Jack then has to be hard for you to hear

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<v Speaker 1>he's still listening, Alon, Why was he not normal? I

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<v Speaker 1>totally forgot Jack. I'm sorry. Oh wow, that's pretty lame.

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<v Speaker 1>I just meant that there's a lot of crazies out there,

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<v Speaker 1>and I guess I got out with a really well

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<v Speaker 1>crazy guess what guess what? I think I avoided it crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you're crazy. Oh, he's saying you're the common denominator.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's something crazy. Why don't all three of you go

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<v Speaker 1>out on a date together and we'll pay for it? Hey, Jack, Jack,

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<v Speaker 1>and Allison? Yeah? Do we have the budget for three?

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<v Speaker 1>It's a double jack sandwich? Yeah? Actually sounds kind of good.

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<v Speaker 1>Bumble Jack first from three months ago? Yes or no?

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<v Speaker 1>For the triple I'm not doing I'm not seeing this

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<v Speaker 1>girl again. Okay, we're down to one Jackson. Yes, I

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<v Speaker 1>thought you were going to get hinge. Jack. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>want to go out with Alison? I don't. I really don't. Oh, Allison,

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<v Speaker 1>do you want to go out with Alison? Um? Apparently not.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I'm not the winner today. Dahlson rejected herself.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a new one for the second date update.

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<v Speaker 1>That's okay. I'm sure there's plenty of Jack's out there

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<v Speaker 1>looking Jeffrey in the morning. We ever had a girl

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<v Speaker 1>get rejected twice by two different guys on a single

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<v Speaker 1>second date update? You need to rub it in. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not trying to rub it those are just facts. I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's a first for our show. Yeah, and you

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<v Speaker 1>guys were all against having bumble Jack on the phone,

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<v Speaker 1>but we needed him. I don't think so that was

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<v Speaker 1>a terrible choice. You needed to hang up and we

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<v Speaker 1>needed to call Hinge Jack. No, we needed the Jacks

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<v Speaker 1>to team up. Yeah, and stand together. Jack's United. Jacks

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<v Speaker 1>didn't like each other, Jeff. They didn't like each other.

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<v Speaker 1>They didn't like her. Nobody liked each other. She didn't

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<v Speaker 1>like one of them. I liked both of the Jacks,

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<v Speaker 1>I bet you like. Yeah. I thought. In fact, I

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<v Speaker 1>think hinge Jack may have been better than rebel bumble Jack. No,

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<v Speaker 1>Hinge Jack was rebel Jack. Bumble Jack was the non rebel. Yeah. See,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't even keep them straight. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>it was a terrible idea. Whoever wanted to put them

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<v Speaker 1>on at the same time. I don't know whose idea

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<v Speaker 1>that was, but we got at least to there. I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like there was a missed opportunity that the Jacks

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't hang out on a bros state. Oh you want

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<v Speaker 1>them to pot Yeah, one little jack on Jack action,

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<v Speaker 1>h okay, and maybe we can help somebody else out

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<v Speaker 1>there get their jack, get their jack on. Ye. They

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<v Speaker 1>just don't get it, don't get it the other way. Yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>If you want us to help help you out with

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<v Speaker 1>a love interest, you can always email the show. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>have to be named Jack by the way, Yes they

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<v Speaker 1>do Jack's Only. Jack's Only. For our second date updates,

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<v Speaker 1>email the show. We'll call them Jack. That isn't calling

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<v Speaker 1>you back. Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning