Speaker 1: Rooking jewels, second Dato day. Sometimes surprises can be a
Speaker 1: good thing on a first date, like surprise flowers, surprise thumb, surprise,
Speaker 1: no pants. Those are good surprises on a first date.
Speaker 1: You know Michael, who is on the phone for a
Speaker 1: second day update today, he planned a surprise for his
Speaker 1: first date, but he thinks that's the reason he's not
Speaker 1: getting a call back. In his email, he said he
Speaker 1: thinks his surprise backfired. So I don't even know what
Speaker 1: a surprise was yet, probably wasn't a thumb because he'd
Speaker 1: be getting a call back. So, Michael, how are you?
Speaker 1: I'm doing good? How are you not too bad? Before
Speaker 1: we find out what your surprise was? And why do
Speaker 1: you to get backfired on you? What's the name of
Speaker 1: the girl you want to call today? Her name is Veronica? Veronica?
Speaker 1: All right? And how did you meet Veronica? I met
Speaker 1: round a blind duke. Okay, so you planned a surprise
Speaker 1: for a blind date. Isn't the blind date in and
Speaker 1: of itself already a surprise? He was, But my friend
Speaker 1: had told me that she likes cats, and I have
Speaker 1: four of them, so I figured why not bring them along?
Speaker 1: The four cats along on the date? Well, why not?
Speaker 1: She said it like cats, So I'm like, okay, she
Speaker 1: liked that. How do you even do that? Do put
Speaker 1: them on leashes? What are the logistics of bringing four
Speaker 1: cats on a date? Well, I just I put them
Speaker 1: in their cages and then brought them in the car
Speaker 1: and then opened up the cages and the kind of
Speaker 1: let them roam free. I mean, they're you know, they're
Speaker 1: pretty well. What was he What was her reaction to
Speaker 1: all this? Oh, I mean she was happy. I guess
Speaker 1: she was happy. She's like, oh, you have your cats here,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, yeah, you like caps. She's like yeah,
Speaker 1: So you know, I assumed everything was good, So she wasn't.
Speaker 1: She didn't. She wasn't confused by the fact that you
Speaker 1: picked her up with a bunch of cats in your car.
Speaker 1: She liked it. Well, she was surprised by that, but
Speaker 1: I think it was a good surprise. And so everything backfired.
Speaker 1: Wait how did it backfire? Well, Herbie got sick. I mean,
Speaker 1: he's got hairballs. I mean, this just happens. He's always
Speaker 1: hawking things. So Herbie just had a little accident, as
Speaker 1: he does. Herbie does. And yeah, I mean when you're
Speaker 1: driving me in a cat has an accident in the
Speaker 1: back seat. You really can't fix it up exactly at
Speaker 1: that moment. So it was kind of smelly. But I
Speaker 1: opened the windows. That is so gross. Okay, so now
Speaker 1: you're on your blind date. You showed up with surprise cats,
Speaker 1: and one of the cats puked in the back seats.
Speaker 1: So you're driving around and the car now smells like
Speaker 1: cat puke. Yep, something like that. But open the windows,
Speaker 1: like they said, did she ask it? I mean, did
Speaker 1: she ask to go home right then? No? Not at
Speaker 1: that point. She didn't ask to go home. But we
Speaker 1: kept on going while Herbie was, you know, violently sick
Speaker 1: in the back seat. Dude, just leave a puking cat
Speaker 1: in your back seat while you went inside an age?
Speaker 1: Oh no, No, the good news did he stopped puking
Speaker 1: by the time it got to the restaurant. So once
Speaker 1: we you know, got out of the car, I rolled
Speaker 1: down the windows a little bit, gave them some are
Speaker 1: and uh yeah they were. They were having a good time. Okay,
Speaker 1: so how is dinner? Then? Dinner was dinner was good.
Speaker 1: She was a little dand offish. I mean, she seemed to,
Speaker 1: you know, kind of be genuinely concerned about the cats. Okay,
Speaker 1: that seems like a good sign that she was generally
Speaker 1: concerned about the cats, because not gonna lie, if I
Speaker 1: was in her position, I probably would have been done
Speaker 1: with the cats and new at that point, well, the
Speaker 1: cat you know, their number one in my life. So
Speaker 1: her concern was great. But by the six or seven
Speaker 1: times she was mentioning them. So we kind of sped
Speaker 1: through dinner a little quickly, and you know, we made
Speaker 1: our way back outside because she wanted to make sure
Speaker 1: that the cats were okay. So by the time we
Speaker 1: got to the car and everything, you know, I looked inside,
Speaker 1: they were okay. They were, you know, wagging their tails.
Speaker 1: Else you know, herbie was sleeping. You know, he had
Speaker 1: a little bit of spittle still on his mouth, but
Speaker 1: he was okay. Girls. You know, I opened the door
Speaker 1: to let her in and she's just like, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: this smell is too bad for me and I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna have to call an uber. And I was just
Speaker 1: like why, and she's like no, it's just I gotta go.
Speaker 1: And then she just walked away. And that's the last
Speaker 1: I really saw that. The last thing you saw it
Speaker 1: was just her getting in an uber and leaving. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was the last thing I saw it. Herbie was
Speaker 1: really sad. I mean I looked over on. I mean,
Speaker 1: he seemed sadder than usual. He should be. He ruined
Speaker 1: her date. You know, well, Herbie didn't ruin my day.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not his fault. I don't want to
Speaker 1: I don't want to blame him. Okay, yeah, he might
Speaker 1: do last thing. I don't want to hurt his feel
Speaker 1: any time. So have you tried texting her? Sense? Have
Speaker 1: you tried to talk to her? I did? I sent
Speaker 1: her a few text messages. You get a lot of catamojis.
Speaker 1: Oh no, but she she didn't respond her or anything.
Speaker 1: She didn't even ask how Herbie was doing. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: do you need to slow down on the cats stuff?
Speaker 1: I mean just for your own dating life. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: got to keep something and ran with it. You sound
Speaker 1: really kind, really sweet, and I bet you have great conversation.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know she's not calling you back because
Speaker 1: of the cats, right, we understand that? Well, you know
Speaker 1: you don't know that for a fact. And I believe
Speaker 1: in my heart those are the ones that are meant
Speaker 1: to be with me. I'm supposed to be pared with them.
Speaker 1: Find me somebody in my life who understands my cats. Okay,
Speaker 1: well we'll find out if she understands your cats, because
Speaker 1: we'll play a song. We'll come back and we'll call
Speaker 1: her and get your second date update. Okay, okay, all right, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're looking jubil in the morning. Second d This is
Speaker 1: normally the time I try to think of something crazy
Speaker 1: to make up about the first date yea that a
Speaker 1: couple went on. But today I don't really need to
Speaker 1: because the first date was weird enough. I don't have
Speaker 1: to be weird about it, which is nice if you're
Speaker 1: just joining us for today A second day update. Michael
Speaker 1: is on the phone and he wants to call girl
Speaker 1: named Veronica. He was set up on a blind date.
Speaker 1: He showed up to pick her up, and he brought
Speaker 1: along his cats because he heard that she liked cats,
Speaker 1: so he brought four of his cats in the car,
Speaker 1: and I guess at first that was okay, but then
Speaker 1: one of his cats started puking everywhere on the way
Speaker 1: to dinner, and the car smelled so bad that she
Speaker 1: said she was just going to grab an uber and
Speaker 1: she left and he hasn't heard from her since. All Right, Michael,
Speaker 1: are you ready to give her a call and find
Speaker 1: out if it was the cats that ruined the date? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you know what I was, I was thinking, it's
Speaker 1: it really was kind of my fault. I forgot to
Speaker 1: give Herbie his travel medicine. Oh and I was actually
Speaker 1: thinking it over from the last time, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I just given him the travel medicine. It's just I
Speaker 1: wouldn't even reaching out to you guys right now. I'd
Speaker 1: probably be on a second date with her right now. Probably. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So their regret isn't the surprise cats, it's the lack
Speaker 1: of medication for Herbie. Yeah, okay, lesson learn the next
Speaker 1: time you take your cats along on a first date
Speaker 1: and make sure they're properly Medica, just don't bring the
Speaker 1: exactly what we should be learning. Yeah, you know, I
Speaker 1: love my kiddie, but I'll keep that in mind for
Speaker 1: next time. Well, yeah, you should. You should always remember that.
Speaker 1: All right. Well, I'm gonna dollar fun um right now.
Speaker 1: You're ready? Well, sure, okay, here we go. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: can I speak to Vernica? This is she Iy Veronica?
Speaker 1: How are you? This is jew Bil from the radio
Speaker 1: show Brook and jew Bil in the Morning. Oh, hi, Hi,
Speaker 1: how are you doing. I'm good, I'm well conives why
Speaker 1: you're calling. Okay, well, let me clear that up for you.
Speaker 1: We do a segment on our show called the second
Speaker 1: Date Update. That's where if you go out on a
Speaker 1: date with somebody and then end up not calling them
Speaker 1: back after, they can email us to get you on
Speaker 1: the phone and find out what happened. Okay, okay, And
Speaker 1: we got an email from a guy named Michael. Michael,
Speaker 1: and he told us all about your date. Very memorable.
Speaker 1: The cat guy, yep, he told us about your date.
Speaker 1: He said that he brought along his cats and it
Speaker 1: was unfortunate because one of them got sick and just
Speaker 1: it made the whole thing kind of disgusting. And he
Speaker 1: also said that you're not getting back to him and
Speaker 1: he would love to see you again. So we're on
Speaker 1: the phone asking you if it was the cats that
Speaker 1: ruined your date. I mean, the cat thing was strange.
Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you, guys, I don't
Speaker 1: know how much you know. I'll tell you what he
Speaker 1: told us. He said that it was like a blind
Speaker 1: date and he heard that you liked cats, so he
Speaker 1: thought he would bring along four of his cats, and
Speaker 1: then on the way there, one of them got sick,
Speaker 1: and you guys went to dinner and then came out
Speaker 1: to the car and the car stunk really badly. So
Speaker 1: you decided to just leave in an uber. Oh you know,
Speaker 1: more than I thought you might. Yeah. I mean people
Speaker 1: probably wouldn't own up to taking their cats along on
Speaker 1: a first date, but he did so very honest. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he told us pretty much everything. Honestly. We told him
Speaker 1: like we thought it. I mean, I thought it was
Speaker 1: shocking that you even made it to dinner, you know,
Speaker 1: I thought it was a sweet gesture. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: it's a first date. It was a blind date, so
Speaker 1: it's not like I'm gonna show up to this random
Speaker 1: guy's apartment, and you know, he obviously wanted to share
Speaker 1: a part of who he was, part cat. What was
Speaker 1: your first thought when you got into the car and
Speaker 1: there was four cats in there? No, I mean, I
Speaker 1: can't say it wasn't a little bit surprised. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's not every day you get into a cat car. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, I gotta be honest. They were pretty well
Speaker 1: behaved at first. I mean the puking thing that was
Speaker 1: definitely uncomfortable. Yeah, you know. I mean, I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't really know what to say. I don't want to
Speaker 1: sound mean. He's just a different kind of guy, right,
Speaker 1: his half man, half cat. Yeah, of course it's gonna
Speaker 1: be a little different. Yeah, you have no idea. Okay,
Speaker 1: really he didn't really stop with him just bringing his
Speaker 1: cats alone. Oh no, for starters. He was super excited
Speaker 1: to play his ring tone for me, which was the
Speaker 1: theme song to Disney's A Risk a Cat. Everybody wants
Speaker 1: to be a cat, that's the one. Okay, so he
Speaker 1: has that has this ring tone. Makes sense, It makes
Speaker 1: sense talking about him, for sure. It was just a
Speaker 1: little awkward sitting in the restaurant with him playing the
Speaker 1: song and singing along at volume. It was embarrassing, to
Speaker 1: say the league. I feel like that's gonna be the
Speaker 1: least shocking thing, though. I mean, if a guy shows
Speaker 1: up with four random cats in his car, you're gonna
Speaker 1: expect and to be really into cats. Yeah, well he's
Speaker 1: into cats. He's super into his cats in particular. But
Speaker 1: tho's got worse. Over dinner, he started like trying to
Speaker 1: groom himself like a cat as a joke. I don't
Speaker 1: know if it was a joke. But he would lick
Speaker 1: the back of his hand and like rub it on
Speaker 1: his brow and his timsel, like over and over. That
Speaker 1: had to be a joke. He must have been joking
Speaker 1: around with you. I don't know. I mean, like while
Speaker 1: I was speaking, he'd just be doing this or staring
Speaker 1: intently in my eyes and either like a hare would
Speaker 1: fall out of place on his forehead and he'd swipe
Speaker 1: it back with the back of his hand. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: feel like he was. It sounds like something somebody would
Speaker 1: do as a joke. But also we talked to him,
Speaker 1: and I don't think he would do that as a joke.
Speaker 1: But I need to find out. Hey, Veronica, guess what.
Speaker 1: Michael's actually on the other line listening and wants to
Speaker 1: talk to you. What. Yeah, But also I want to
Speaker 1: talk to him because I have to find out if
Speaker 1: that was for real or not. Michael, are you there? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm right here. Oh my god, Michael, Michael. Did you
Speaker 1: hear everything she said? Yeah? I heard all of it.
Speaker 1: You know, you want to address any of it? Well,
Speaker 1: for starters, everybody likes that ring tone, you know, after
Speaker 1: hearing her words, it sounds like, you know, everybody wants
Speaker 1: to be a meaning I don't. I don't know. It
Speaker 1: just doesn't sound particularly nice. No, Michael, it's not that
Speaker 1: I didn't like it. I'm not trying to be mean.
Speaker 1: I just sounded a little strange. Well, what sounds do
Speaker 1: you want me to play on my ring tone? I
Speaker 1: can change. I can change my ring tones. Michael calmed down.
Speaker 1: I don't want you to change. Okay. I think it's
Speaker 1: great that you're your own person. I don't think anybody
Speaker 1: should change for anybody. Right. Well, the only reason I'm
Speaker 1: showing you all this stuff is because people told me
Speaker 1: that you like cats, So I figure you like cats.
Speaker 1: I bring the cats along, and I have my cat
Speaker 1: ring tones. You know. I mean I thought you were
Speaker 1: a cat person. I mean I do like cats. I
Speaker 1: just gotta be one hundred percent honest, Michael. When I
Speaker 1: picture myself going out with someone, I just don't picture
Speaker 1: that person having four cats. Well, you know you're happy
Speaker 1: to know that I don't have four cats. I have
Speaker 1: six cats. I only bought four of it with me
Speaker 1: because the other two don't like traveling in the car. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think that's what you wanted to hear. Cat
Speaker 1: is beyond liking that's obsession. You were obsessed with cats, Michael, Well,
Speaker 1: I mean I knew a lady that had twenty cats.
Speaker 1: I mean I've got six, So I don't feel as
Speaker 1: I'm that obsessed at all. I feel as I'm kind
Speaker 1: of pet friendly. Okay, Well, what about cleaning yourself like
Speaker 1: a cat? Yeah, Michael, I just that part was kind
Speaker 1: of odd. You's the only one in the restaurant. Licking
Speaker 1: your hands and stroking your hair was so gross. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, I didn't even know that I did that.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm around my cat so much. I just
Speaker 1: kind of pick up their habit that for a while
Speaker 1: you're doing it. I mean, did I did? I? Did?
Speaker 1: I do it a lot? I mean how many times
Speaker 1: did I do it? I lost count, Michael. It was
Speaker 1: just a steady stream of just hands looking and grubbing. Well,
Speaker 1: it was getting roughly hot in that restaurant, thought, I mean,
Speaker 1: I had to put myself down somehow. Yeah, exactly, cats
Speaker 1: get hot too, oh man, Michael. I just wasn't comfortable
Speaker 1: with it. And I gotta be honest, I think most
Speaker 1: women would probably think the grimming thing was too much. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean I'm sorry if if you didn't like it.
Speaker 1: I mean, I know, Mike, Mike, cats mean a lot
Speaker 1: to me, you know, and you know they're a part
Speaker 1: of me and I'm a part of them, and you
Speaker 1: know I thought you liked cats, and you know, I apologize. Well, Veronica,
Speaker 1: would you like to go out with Michael again on
Speaker 1: a second date? We will pay for it. You still
Speaker 1: haven't met Blinky and Perfect. I mean, you haven't haven't
Speaker 1: met him yet. You might change your mind. They always
Speaker 1: re at the house. Yeah, maybe if you meet the
Speaker 1: other cats, it might be better. I really appreciate it,
Speaker 1: but I'm just gonna have to say no on this one.
Speaker 1: I just don't think I'm the best match for you.
Speaker 1: You're a dog person, aren't you. Oh my god, I'm
Speaker 1: sorry I laughed out like that. I didn't mean to.
Speaker 1: You know, i'sult you and whenever people come at me,
Speaker 1: my my claws come out. Okay, there there it goes again. Michael.
Speaker 1: I think you need to maybe, you know what, there
Speaker 1: might be some kind of cat dating website out there
Speaker 1: for you, you know, where you can find someone who's
Speaker 1: just as into cats as you are. No, I went
Speaker 1: on those websites, those people are weird. Good luck to you.
Speaker 1: Then man broken Jewil in the morning text in at
Speaker 1: seven eighty five to nine two says I've never been
Speaker 1: happier to be a dog person. Makes sense if he
Speaker 1: missed today. A second eight update. This dude Michael wanted
Speaker 1: to call Veronica and he found out that she was
Speaker 1: a cat lover. It was a blind date and he
Speaker 1: thought it'd be a good idea to bring his four
Speaker 1: cats along on the date in his car with them,
Speaker 1: and one of the cats ended up getting sick and
Speaker 1: then throwing up all over the place. Well, when we
Speaker 1: called Veronica, she told us that Michael's obsession with cats
Speaker 1: was worse than we thought because he actually had the
Speaker 1: Aristocrat Aristocrat's theme song is his ringtone, and he would
Speaker 1: groom himself during the date, like lick his hands and
Speaker 1: then yep, like mess with his hair like he was
Speaker 1: cleaning himself like a cat, and he didn't even he
Speaker 1: didn't know he was doing that. He says that he's
Speaker 1: been around cats so much because he has six of them,
Speaker 1: that maybe he's just picked up a bad habit or something.
Speaker 1: In the end, Veronica said that she's not into cats
Speaker 1: the same way he is. I think, Yeah, we didn't
Speaker 1: ask the most important question, which friend of her set
Speaker 1: her up on that date byde date? And that's all
Speaker 1: not a good friend, that friendship. Yeah, that's what you
Speaker 1: think I should be dating. Remember, if you want to
Speaker 1: do a second date up date, I have to do
Speaker 1: is email the show and we will call the person
Speaker 1: who didn't call you back. Moved nineteen two point five.