WEBVTT - 2nd Date Update PODCAST: Scaredy Cat

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<v Speaker 1>Rooking jewels, second Dato day. Sometimes surprises can be a

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<v Speaker 1>good thing on a first date, like surprise flowers, surprise thumb, surprise,

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<v Speaker 1>no pants. Those are good surprises on a first date.

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<v Speaker 1>You know Michael, who is on the phone for a

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<v Speaker 1>second day update today, he planned a surprise for his

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<v Speaker 1>first date, but he thinks that's the reason he's not

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<v Speaker 1>getting a call back. In his email, he said he

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<v Speaker 1>thinks his surprise backfired. So I don't even know what

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<v Speaker 1>a surprise was yet, probably wasn't a thumb because he'd

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<v Speaker 1>be getting a call back. So, Michael, how are you?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing good? How are you not too bad? Before

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<v Speaker 1>we find out what your surprise was? And why do

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<v Speaker 1>you to get backfired on you? What's the name of

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<v Speaker 1>the girl you want to call today? Her name is Veronica? Veronica?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? And how did you meet Veronica? I met

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<v Speaker 1>round a blind duke. Okay, so you planned a surprise

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<v Speaker 1>for a blind date. Isn't the blind date in and

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<v Speaker 1>of itself already a surprise? He was, But my friend

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<v Speaker 1>had told me that she likes cats, and I have

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<v Speaker 1>four of them, so I figured why not bring them along?

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<v Speaker 1>The four cats along on the date? Well, why not?

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<v Speaker 1>She said it like cats, So I'm like, okay, she

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<v Speaker 1>liked that. How do you even do that? Do put

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<v Speaker 1>them on leashes? What are the logistics of bringing four

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<v Speaker 1>cats on a date? Well, I just I put them

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<v Speaker 1>in their cages and then brought them in the car

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<v Speaker 1>and then opened up the cages and the kind of

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<v Speaker 1>let them roam free. I mean, they're you know, they're

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<v Speaker 1>pretty well. What was he What was her reaction to

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<v Speaker 1>all this? Oh, I mean she was happy. I guess

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<v Speaker 1>she was happy. She's like, oh, you have your cats here,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, yeah, you like caps. She's like yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>So you know, I assumed everything was good, So she wasn't.

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<v Speaker 1>She didn't. She wasn't confused by the fact that you

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<v Speaker 1>picked her up with a bunch of cats in your car.

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<v Speaker 1>She liked it. Well, she was surprised by that, but

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was a good surprise. And so everything backfired.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait how did it backfire? Well, Herbie got sick. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>he's got hairballs. I mean, this just happens. He's always

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<v Speaker 1>hawking things. So Herbie just had a little accident, as

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<v Speaker 1>he does. Herbie does. And yeah, I mean when you're

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<v Speaker 1>driving me in a cat has an accident in the

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<v Speaker 1>back seat. You really can't fix it up exactly at

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<v Speaker 1>that moment. So it was kind of smelly. But I

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<v Speaker 1>opened the windows. That is so gross. Okay, so now

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<v Speaker 1>you're on your blind date. You showed up with surprise cats,

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<v Speaker 1>and one of the cats puked in the back seats.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're driving around and the car now smells like

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<v Speaker 1>cat puke. Yep, something like that. But open the windows,

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<v Speaker 1>like they said, did she ask it? I mean, did

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<v Speaker 1>she ask to go home right then? No? Not at

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<v Speaker 1>that point. She didn't ask to go home. But we

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<v Speaker 1>kept on going while Herbie was, you know, violently sick

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<v Speaker 1>in the back seat. Dude, just leave a puking cat

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<v Speaker 1>in your back seat while you went inside an age?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, No, the good news did he stopped puking

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<v Speaker 1>by the time it got to the restaurant. So once

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<v Speaker 1>we you know, got out of the car, I rolled

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<v Speaker 1>down the windows a little bit, gave them some are

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<v Speaker 1>and uh yeah they were. They were having a good time. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so how is dinner? Then? Dinner was dinner was good.

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<v Speaker 1>She was a little dand offish. I mean, she seemed to,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, kind of be genuinely concerned about the cats. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that seems like a good sign that she was generally

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<v Speaker 1>concerned about the cats, because not gonna lie, if I

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<v Speaker 1>was in her position, I probably would have been done

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<v Speaker 1>with the cats and new at that point, well, the

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<v Speaker 1>cat you know, their number one in my life. So

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<v Speaker 1>her concern was great. But by the six or seven

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<v Speaker 1>times she was mentioning them. So we kind of sped

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<v Speaker 1>through dinner a little quickly, and you know, we made

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<v Speaker 1>our way back outside because she wanted to make sure

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<v Speaker 1>that the cats were okay. So by the time we

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<v Speaker 1>got to the car and everything, you know, I looked inside,

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<v Speaker 1>they were okay. They were, you know, wagging their tails.

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<v Speaker 1>Else you know, herbie was sleeping. You know, he had

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit of spittle still on his mouth, but

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<v Speaker 1>he was okay. Girls. You know, I opened the door

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<v Speaker 1>to let her in and she's just like, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>this smell is too bad for me and I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have to call an uber. And I was just

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<v Speaker 1>like why, and she's like no, it's just I gotta go.

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<v Speaker 1>And then she just walked away. And that's the last

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<v Speaker 1>I really saw that. The last thing you saw it

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<v Speaker 1>was just her getting in an uber and leaving. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that was the last thing I saw it. Herbie was

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<v Speaker 1>really sad. I mean I looked over on. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>he seemed sadder than usual. He should be. He ruined

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<v Speaker 1>her date. You know, well, Herbie didn't ruin my day.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's not his fault. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to blame him. Okay, yeah, he might

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<v Speaker 1>do last thing. I don't want to hurt his feel

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<v Speaker 1>any time. So have you tried texting her? Sense? Have

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<v Speaker 1>you tried to talk to her? I did? I sent

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<v Speaker 1>her a few text messages. You get a lot of catamojis.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, but she she didn't respond her or anything.

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<v Speaker 1>She didn't even ask how Herbie was doing. Okay, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>do you need to slow down on the cats stuff?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean just for your own dating life. Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>got to keep something and ran with it. You sound

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<v Speaker 1>really kind, really sweet, and I bet you have great conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you know she's not calling you back because

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<v Speaker 1>of the cats, right, we understand that? Well, you know

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<v Speaker 1>you don't know that for a fact. And I believe

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<v Speaker 1>in my heart those are the ones that are meant

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<v Speaker 1>to be with me. I'm supposed to be pared with them.

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<v Speaker 1>Find me somebody in my life who understands my cats. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>well we'll find out if she understands your cats, because

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<v Speaker 1>we'll play a song. We'll come back and we'll call

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<v Speaker 1>her and get your second date update. Okay, okay, all right, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're looking jubil in the morning. Second d This is

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<v Speaker 1>normally the time I try to think of something crazy

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<v Speaker 1>to make up about the first date yea that a

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<v Speaker 1>couple went on. But today I don't really need to

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<v Speaker 1>because the first date was weird enough. I don't have

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<v Speaker 1>to be weird about it, which is nice if you're

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<v Speaker 1>just joining us for today A second day update. Michael

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<v Speaker 1>is on the phone and he wants to call girl

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<v Speaker 1>named Veronica. He was set up on a blind date.

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<v Speaker 1>He showed up to pick her up, and he brought

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<v Speaker 1>along his cats because he heard that she liked cats,

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<v Speaker 1>so he brought four of his cats in the car,

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<v Speaker 1>and I guess at first that was okay, but then

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<v Speaker 1>one of his cats started puking everywhere on the way

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<v Speaker 1>to dinner, and the car smelled so bad that she

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<v Speaker 1>said she was just going to grab an uber and

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<v Speaker 1>she left and he hasn't heard from her since. All Right, Michael,

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<v Speaker 1>are you ready to give her a call and find

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<v Speaker 1>out if it was the cats that ruined the date? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know what I was, I was thinking, it's

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<v Speaker 1>it really was kind of my fault. I forgot to

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<v Speaker 1>give Herbie his travel medicine. Oh and I was actually

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<v Speaker 1>thinking it over from the last time, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I just given him the travel medicine. It's just I

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't even reaching out to you guys right now. I'd

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<v Speaker 1>probably be on a second date with her right now. Probably. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So their regret isn't the surprise cats, it's the lack

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<v Speaker 1>of medication for Herbie. Yeah, okay, lesson learn the next

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<v Speaker 1>time you take your cats along on a first date

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<v Speaker 1>and make sure they're properly Medica, just don't bring the

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<v Speaker 1>exactly what we should be learning. Yeah, you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>love my kiddie, but I'll keep that in mind for

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<v Speaker 1>next time. Well, yeah, you should. You should always remember that.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. Well, I'm gonna dollar fun um right now.

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<v Speaker 1>You're ready? Well, sure, okay, here we go. Hello, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>can I speak to Vernica? This is she Iy Veronica?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you? This is jew Bil from the radio

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<v Speaker 1>show Brook and jew Bil in the Morning. Oh, hi, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you doing. I'm good, I'm well conives why

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<v Speaker 1>you're calling. Okay, well, let me clear that up for you.

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<v Speaker 1>We do a segment on our show called the second

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<v Speaker 1>Date Update. That's where if you go out on a

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<v Speaker 1>date with somebody and then end up not calling them

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<v Speaker 1>back after, they can email us to get you on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone and find out what happened. Okay, okay, And

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<v Speaker 1>we got an email from a guy named Michael. Michael,

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<v Speaker 1>and he told us all about your date. Very memorable.

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<v Speaker 1>The cat guy, yep, he told us about your date.

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<v Speaker 1>He said that he brought along his cats and it

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<v Speaker 1>was unfortunate because one of them got sick and just

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<v Speaker 1>it made the whole thing kind of disgusting. And he

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<v Speaker 1>also said that you're not getting back to him and

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<v Speaker 1>he would love to see you again. So we're on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone asking you if it was the cats that

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<v Speaker 1>ruined your date. I mean, the cat thing was strange.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what to tell you, guys, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know how much you know. I'll tell you what he

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<v Speaker 1>told us. He said that it was like a blind

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<v Speaker 1>date and he heard that you liked cats, so he

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<v Speaker 1>thought he would bring along four of his cats, and

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<v Speaker 1>then on the way there, one of them got sick,

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<v Speaker 1>and you guys went to dinner and then came out

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<v Speaker 1>to the car and the car stunk really badly. So

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<v Speaker 1>you decided to just leave in an uber. Oh you know,

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<v Speaker 1>more than I thought you might. Yeah. I mean people

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<v Speaker 1>probably wouldn't own up to taking their cats along on

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<v Speaker 1>a first date, but he did so very honest. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he told us pretty much everything. Honestly. We told him

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<v Speaker 1>like we thought it. I mean, I thought it was

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<v Speaker 1>shocking that you even made it to dinner, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was a sweet gesture. Yeah, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>it's a first date. It was a blind date, so

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<v Speaker 1>it's not like I'm gonna show up to this random

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<v Speaker 1>guy's apartment, and you know, he obviously wanted to share

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<v Speaker 1>a part of who he was, part cat. What was

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<v Speaker 1>your first thought when you got into the car and

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<v Speaker 1>there was four cats in there? No, I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't say it wasn't a little bit surprised. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not every day you get into a cat car. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I gotta be honest. They were pretty well

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<v Speaker 1>behaved at first. I mean the puking thing that was

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<v Speaker 1>definitely uncomfortable. Yeah, you know. I mean, I don't. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't really know what to say. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>sound mean. He's just a different kind of guy, right,

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<v Speaker 1>his half man, half cat. Yeah, of course it's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be a little different. Yeah, you have no idea. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>really he didn't really stop with him just bringing his

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<v Speaker 1>cats alone. Oh no, for starters. He was super excited

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<v Speaker 1>to play his ring tone for me, which was the

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<v Speaker 1>theme song to Disney's A Risk a Cat. Everybody wants

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<v Speaker 1>to be a cat, that's the one. Okay, so he

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<v Speaker 1>has that has this ring tone. Makes sense, It makes

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<v Speaker 1>sense talking about him, for sure. It was just a

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<v Speaker 1>little awkward sitting in the restaurant with him playing the

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<v Speaker 1>song and singing along at volume. It was embarrassing, to

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<v Speaker 1>say the league. I feel like that's gonna be the

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<v Speaker 1>least shocking thing, though. I mean, if a guy shows

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<v Speaker 1>up with four random cats in his car, you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>expect and to be really into cats. Yeah, well he's

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<v Speaker 1>into cats. He's super into his cats in particular. But

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<v Speaker 1>tho's got worse. Over dinner, he started like trying to

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<v Speaker 1>groom himself like a cat as a joke. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if it was a joke. But he would lick

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<v Speaker 1>the back of his hand and like rub it on

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<v Speaker 1>his brow and his timsel, like over and over. That

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<v Speaker 1>had to be a joke. He must have been joking

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<v Speaker 1>around with you. I don't know. I mean, like while

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<v Speaker 1>I was speaking, he'd just be doing this or staring

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<v Speaker 1>intently in my eyes and either like a hare would

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<v Speaker 1>fall out of place on his forehead and he'd swipe

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<v Speaker 1>it back with the back of his hand. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like he was. It sounds like something somebody would

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<v Speaker 1>do as a joke. But also we talked to him,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't think he would do that as a joke.

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<v Speaker 1>But I need to find out. Hey, Veronica, guess what.

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<v Speaker 1>Michael's actually on the other line listening and wants to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to you. What. Yeah, But also I want to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to him because I have to find out if

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<v Speaker 1>that was for real or not. Michael, are you there? Yeah? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm right here. Oh my god, Michael, Michael. Did you

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<v Speaker 1>hear everything she said? Yeah? I heard all of it.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you want to address any of it? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>for starters, everybody likes that ring tone, you know, after

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<v Speaker 1>hearing her words, it sounds like, you know, everybody wants

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<v Speaker 1>to be a meaning I don't. I don't know. It

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<v Speaker 1>just doesn't sound particularly nice. No, Michael, it's not that

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't like it. I'm not trying to be mean.

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<v Speaker 1>I just sounded a little strange. Well, what sounds do

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<v Speaker 1>you want me to play on my ring tone? I

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<v Speaker 1>can change. I can change my ring tones. Michael calmed down.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want you to change. Okay. I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>great that you're your own person. I don't think anybody

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<v Speaker 1>should change for anybody. Right. Well, the only reason I'm

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<v Speaker 1>showing you all this stuff is because people told me

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<v Speaker 1>that you like cats, So I figure you like cats.

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<v Speaker 1>I bring the cats along, and I have my cat

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<v Speaker 1>ring tones. You know. I mean I thought you were

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<v Speaker 1>a cat person. I mean I do like cats. I

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<v Speaker 1>just gotta be one hundred percent honest, Michael. When I

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<v Speaker 1>picture myself going out with someone, I just don't picture

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<v Speaker 1>that person having four cats. Well, you know you're happy

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<v Speaker 1>to know that I don't have four cats. I have

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<v Speaker 1>six cats. I only bought four of it with me

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<v Speaker 1>because the other two don't like traveling in the car. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that's what you wanted to hear. Cat

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<v Speaker 1>is beyond liking that's obsession. You were obsessed with cats, Michael, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I knew a lady that had twenty cats.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I've got six, So I don't feel as

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<v Speaker 1>I'm that obsessed at all. I feel as I'm kind

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<v Speaker 1>of pet friendly. Okay, Well, what about cleaning yourself like

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<v Speaker 1>a cat? Yeah, Michael, I just that part was kind

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<v Speaker 1>of odd. You's the only one in the restaurant. Licking

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<v Speaker 1>your hands and stroking your hair was so gross. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, honestly, I didn't even know that I did that.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm around my cat so much. I just

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<v Speaker 1>kind of pick up their habit that for a while

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<v Speaker 1>you're doing it. I mean, did I did? I? Did?

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<v Speaker 1>I do it a lot? I mean how many times

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<v Speaker 1>did I do it? I lost count, Michael. It was

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<v Speaker 1>just a steady stream of just hands looking and grubbing. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it was getting roughly hot in that restaurant, thought, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I had to put myself down somehow. Yeah, exactly, cats

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<v Speaker 1>get hot too, oh man, Michael. I just wasn't comfortable

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<v Speaker 1>with it. And I gotta be honest, I think most

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<v Speaker 1>women would probably think the grimming thing was too much. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I'm sorry if if you didn't like it.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I know, Mike, Mike, cats mean a lot

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<v Speaker 1>to me, you know, and you know they're a part

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<v Speaker 1>of me and I'm a part of them, and you

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<v Speaker 1>know I thought you liked cats, and you know, I apologize. Well, Veronica,

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<v Speaker 1>would you like to go out with Michael again on

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<v Speaker 1>a second date? We will pay for it. You still

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<v Speaker 1>haven't met Blinky and Perfect. I mean, you haven't haven't

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<v Speaker 1>met him yet. You might change your mind. They always

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<v Speaker 1>re at the house. Yeah, maybe if you meet the

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<v Speaker 1>other cats, it might be better. I really appreciate it,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm just gonna have to say no on this one.

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't think I'm the best match for you.

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<v Speaker 1>You're a dog person, aren't you. Oh my god, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sorry I laughed out like that. I didn't mean to.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, i'sult you and whenever people come at me,

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<v Speaker 1>my my claws come out. Okay, there there it goes again. Michael.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you need to maybe, you know what, there

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<v Speaker 1>might be some kind of cat dating website out there

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<v Speaker 1>for you, you know, where you can find someone who's

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<v Speaker 1>just as into cats as you are. No, I went

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<v Speaker 1>on those websites, those people are weird. Good luck to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Then man broken Jewil in the morning text in at

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<v Speaker 1>seven eighty five to nine two says I've never been

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<v Speaker 1>happier to be a dog person. Makes sense if he

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<v Speaker 1>missed today. A second eight update. This dude Michael wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to call Veronica and he found out that she was

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<v Speaker 1>a cat lover. It was a blind date and he

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<v Speaker 1>thought it'd be a good idea to bring his four

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<v Speaker 1>cats along on the date in his car with them,

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<v Speaker 1>and one of the cats ended up getting sick and

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<v Speaker 1>then throwing up all over the place. Well, when we

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<v Speaker 1>called Veronica, she told us that Michael's obsession with cats

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<v Speaker 1>was worse than we thought because he actually had the

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<v Speaker 1>Aristocrat Aristocrat's theme song is his ringtone, and he would

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<v Speaker 1>groom himself during the date, like lick his hands and

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<v Speaker 1>then yep, like mess with his hair like he was

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<v Speaker 1>cleaning himself like a cat, and he didn't even he

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know he was doing that. He says that he's

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<v Speaker 1>been around cats so much because he has six of them,

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<v Speaker 1>that maybe he's just picked up a bad habit or something.

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<v Speaker 1>In the end, Veronica said that she's not into cats

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<v Speaker 1>the same way he is. I think, Yeah, we didn't

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<v Speaker 1>ask the most important question, which friend of her set

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<v Speaker 1>her up on that date byde date? And that's all

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<v Speaker 1>not a good friend, that friendship. Yeah, that's what you

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<v Speaker 1>think I should be dating. Remember, if you want to

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<v Speaker 1>do a second date up date, I have to do

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<v Speaker 1>is email the show and we will call the person

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<v Speaker 1>who didn't call you back. Moved nineteen two point five.