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Speaker 1: The Jebel Show on demand. Hi everyone, I'm Tom Funkburger

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Speaker 1: and it's time before stupid Internet questions. I'm Tom Funkburger

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Speaker 1: and this is America's favorite game show where we ask

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Speaker 1: you the question that everybody's talking about on the dot

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Speaker 1: com today. Let's just get to the show, shall we.

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Speaker 1: I'm Tom Funkburger, and let's get a stupid internet question.

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Speaker 1: Let's get it. I'm Tom Funkburger and that pauses on

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Speaker 1: Burger's a dramatic effect. Remember today's stupid internet question? Is

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Speaker 1: this who gossips more men or women? I'm Tom Funkburger.

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Speaker 1: Let's discuss who gossips more men or women? Holy women?

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Speaker 1: I think women do. Really, this is pretty spectory jumping on.

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Speaker 1: I think guys can do it just as much as

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Speaker 1: girls can. They just call it guy talk. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: feel like it's different. It's an interesting thing to think

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Speaker 1: about because right out of the gate, I want to

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Speaker 1: say that women gossip more than guys do, except I

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Speaker 1: think guys actually might gossip. Do we even know? Oh

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Speaker 1: that's the thing. I feel like women are open with

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Speaker 1: their gossip because also you gotta think as home and

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Speaker 1: share their gossip with thank you, thank you. You're gay,

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Speaker 1: so I mean you have lots of you have lots

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Speaker 1: of female friends, and you talk about how they always

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Speaker 1: bring up stuff you know, and then also you know

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Speaker 1: guys and as well, Ben, it's gay, you would have

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Speaker 1: like a good thought process on that, Producer Benny jumping in.

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Speaker 1: I definitely think it's like both the girls and guys

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Speaker 1: talk about other people the same amount, but they do

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Speaker 1: it differently. Where girls they're kind of like cat, thank you, guy.

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Speaker 1: It was literally gossiping through their problems that they're experiencing.

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Speaker 1: But I think guys gossip just as much, except guys

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Speaker 1: don't want to admit that they gossip, so they don't

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Speaker 1: say that they do. They're defensive about it. Right, Even

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Speaker 1: if you look at sports, all sports is if you're

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Speaker 1: a guy who's into sports and sports talk, all sports

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Speaker 1: is gossip. It's basically celebrity gossip. Right. It's aggressive gossip.

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Speaker 1: They're gossiping about the actual play going on the field.

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Speaker 1: But you watch ESPN, most of it is not about

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Speaker 1: exactly what's going on on the field. It's about what's

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Speaker 1: going on in the player's personal life. It's reality TV,

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Speaker 1: but guys don't call it that they call it sports,

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Speaker 1: so I think maybe it would be guys. I doubt it.

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Speaker 1: I still th girls gossip more, and they do it

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Speaker 1: in a hateful, caddy nasty way. I will say Alex

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Speaker 1: has a good point, because women will gossip with anybody

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Speaker 1: that's willing. Man will just gossip with their friends. You know,

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Speaker 1: they're like, God, my wife got on my nerve, Yeah

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Speaker 1: that last night. But the you know, women, they're at

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Speaker 1: the gas stessue being to fill up and they're like,

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Speaker 1: can you believe that it works? Like I'm not even playing.

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Speaker 1: I feel like women gossip more and it's more hateful,

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Speaker 1: Like girls are so much drama. Yeah, I think drama

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Speaker 1: is the thing. There's gossip, but then there's drama added

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Speaker 1: to the gossip exactly. I feel like when women gossip,

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Speaker 1: it's like a never ending snowball of going and I'm like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, she was gossiping about this person and

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Speaker 1: it's like, oh my god, she was gossiping about her

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Speaker 1: and thing about her. Well, there's a show, it's The Housewife.

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Speaker 1: We're asking stupid or that question who gossips more? Men

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Speaker 1: or women? Lauren? Who do you think gossips more? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Totally men? What why, Because all the guys at my

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Speaker 1: and like they get together and see about like their

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Speaker 1: whys and their girlfriends and stuff and microquad. We're too

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Speaker 1: busy talking about ourselves and what we're working on in

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Speaker 1: our own like empowerment journey. Yeah right, I want to

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Speaker 1: go hang out with those guys. They sound like they're

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Speaker 1: killing it in life and calls up May to day

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Speaker 1: three four three one to six one text saying four

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Speaker 1: What do you think men gossip a lot more. It's

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Speaker 1: just a different type of gossip. It's more vicious. It's

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Speaker 1: more vicious men, he said, men. Yeah, why A bunch

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Speaker 1: of guys will get together and be like, have you

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Speaker 1: Guys will constantly do that. I think because they feel

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Speaker 1: a lot of women do that too. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Who gossips more men or women? I think have we

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Speaker 1: with men. I think they're there's low key gossipers that

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Speaker 1: have to go with Alex with a one man because

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Speaker 1: they're patty. You're just storing all that gossip. But it's

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Speaker 1: like a file cabinet. I would love it. Did you

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Speaker 1: hear what Bennett said about who do you think it is? Say?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't believe he's O my god,

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Speaker 1: we were gossiping. I don't even know what this is

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Speaker 1: phone Prankday Mornings on the twenties, I'm for your brand

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Speaker 1: new phone prank and today our listen. Taylor wants to

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Speaker 1: set up her husband because they both got blood work

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Speaker 1: thanks so much. Yeah, but she's a really good wife,

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Speaker 1: and tell him that he's actually pregnant and he can

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Speaker 1: wish you could actually carry this baby. Well, before we

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Speaker 1: call him, how do you think he's going to react.

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Speaker 1: He gets really frustrated when he's confused, and we'll probably

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Speaker 1: want to murder someone for ruining this huge surprise. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: let's get murdered. I'm gonna call him right now. Here

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Speaker 1: we go. Hello, Hey, Pete Akins over a medical group?

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Speaker 1: Is this Trace? Well? Trace, I hope you're sitting down

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Speaker 1: because we got your blood work back and oh my,

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Speaker 1: have I got news for you? Sitting down everything? Okay,

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Speaker 1: what kind of depends? I guess Trace, I'll have to say,

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Speaker 1: is we got your blood work back and whoa, we

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Speaker 1: found something big. Your life is about to change. You

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Speaker 1: know it's over pretty much? Wait? Wait wait like life?

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Speaker 1: I know it is over? What does that mean? You

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Speaker 1: know what? Shoot? Trace, I'm sorry, I'm getting another call.

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Speaker 1: I gotta put you on hold real quick. Okay, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: you can't just tell me you got my results in

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Speaker 1: my life or doctor Drea. I'm trying to deliver a baby.

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Speaker 1: How can I help you? Hello? Okay, that's enough out

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Speaker 1: of you. Can someone give that woman's a morphine? Actually,

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Speaker 1: it's true, it can give me the morphine? Enough girl? Um? Now,

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Speaker 1: who is this uh, this, this is this is trace

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Speaker 1: and I gotta about some test result in the middle

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Speaker 1: of delivering a baby. No, no, my name is okay.

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Speaker 1: I sent you it down. Can you don't? Don't push

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Speaker 1: go cam it. Medical billing. This is cork. Wait? Wait,

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Speaker 1: what do you say pork for medical billing? Your name

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Speaker 1: is Cork? I mean yeah, Why would I be lying? Why?

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Speaker 1: Of course pork is my name? Are you making fun

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Speaker 1: have zero time for this. Pork out? Hey? Who Tracey?

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Speaker 1: blood results. Wait did the guy first talk to you? Right? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: deliver those results to you myself. I love it. I'm excited,

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Speaker 1: I can't get pregnant, idiot. Oh shoot, you know what,

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Speaker 1: Oh you know what, I read it wrong. Your wife

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Speaker 1: let her tell you then. Yeah, babe, we're pregnant with

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Speaker 1: Wait what babe? Hey, what's up? Man? This is the

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show. That's actually a phone prank. My name is Jewel,

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Speaker 1: mine's Ale. I'm Christian Gracenow. And your wife's on the

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Speaker 1: on the Jewil Show. Can't trust poodles? Am I right?

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Speaker 1: thanks for coming on the show. I'm sorry you have

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Speaker 1: to come on the show like that. But you said

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Speaker 1: that you've been with your boyfriend Brandon for five years,

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Speaker 1: kind of part of our divorces. He wasn't a faithful person.

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Speaker 1: He's never going to be. Oh no, no, no, no no,

419
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Speaker 1: because now he has his cake and he's eating and

420
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Speaker 1: you're you're giving him all the goods, and it's like,

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Speaker 1: I think that you need to find your fund somewhere else. Girl,

422
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Speaker 1: you should tell his girlfriend or that. I mean, he's

423
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Speaker 1: getting over on everybody, right, Like he's getting over on you.

424
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Speaker 1: For sure. You divorced him because no, I filed right

425
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Speaker 1: because he cheated right, That's why I was. I would

426
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Speaker 1: someone was assuming, But you divorce him because he was

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Speaker 1: cheating on you. Now he's got a new girlfriend and

428
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Speaker 1: he scheeting on that girlfriend with you. You say he's

429
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Speaker 1: never gonna be faithful. I mean, is it that good?

430
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Speaker 1: I mean no, I just don't really Still, I feel

431
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Speaker 1: like maybe once the divorce is final a little stock

432
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Speaker 1: are you? Were you upset? Like? Are you upset that

433
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Speaker 1: he cheated on you? And stuff? Does it because it

434
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Speaker 1: make you angry? I mean I was in that at

435
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Speaker 1: the beginning, but it should. I mean, we're better off

436
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Speaker 1: separate apart, right for exactly, So maybe you should actually

437
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Speaker 1: be separate and apart and not let him be continuing

438
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Speaker 1: to mess with your feelings like this, because I think,

439
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Speaker 1: unfortunately that might be why. Yeah, he's gonna keep doing

440
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Speaker 1: it because he's he's got you under his thumb. I

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Speaker 1: don't mean that in a rude way, but he definitely

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Speaker 1: does like what you're right, Yeah, okay, and he's going

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Speaker 1: to keep using you. Don't don't let that happen to

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Speaker 1: yourself because also so I'm sure at some point you

445
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Speaker 1: want to move on, right I do? Yeah? Yeah, and

446
00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:08,040
Speaker 1: you probably you probably don't want to cheat on your person, No, right,

447
00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:10,359
Speaker 1: but I guarantee you you keep talking to this cat,

448
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,520
Speaker 1: even if you find a new boyfriend, he's going to

449
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Speaker 1: get you to cheat because you just give into him.

450
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Speaker 1: If you stop giving into him, then you can find

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Speaker 1: someone else. Also, you can know for yourself you're not

452
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Speaker 1: going to be unfaithful. Yeah, yeah, I mean I just

453
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Speaker 1: don't want to. I just don't like seeing people get

454
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Speaker 1: used like that. Do you guys have kids? Okay, well

455
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Speaker 1: that makes it more a little bit more difficult. Yeah sure, yeah,

456
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:37,840
Speaker 1: like at other person too, because I'm not gonna piss

457
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Speaker 1: off someone but throw on my kids, you know, yeah,

458
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Speaker 1: for sure. You know what you should do is just

459
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Speaker 1: make it for you because obviously you have trouble saying

460
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Speaker 1: no to this dude, right. Never Just meet up with

461
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Speaker 1: him when you guys are switching off, kids or whenever

462
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Speaker 1: you have to be around him, meet up with him

463
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Speaker 1: in public. Just don't let yourself be alone, because if

464
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Speaker 1: you're alone, you might do stuff that you might do

465
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Speaker 1: stuff you want want to do but don't want to do,

466
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Speaker 1: like because you obviously enjoy it. But don't do that

467
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Speaker 1: to yourself. That's what I think. Meeted the McDonald's parking lot,

468
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Speaker 1: and if it happens there, you guys are getting arrested

469
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Speaker 1: and everybody's gonna don't be doing anyway. You're right, You're right.

470
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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand he did yesterday. He put

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Speaker 1: a freaking piece of bacon there that I dropped the

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Speaker 1: floor when we were eating. We're at a restaurant, and

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Speaker 1: then and then I'm like, can you pick up where

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Speaker 1: do you think? I'm like, did you pick up a

475
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Speaker 1: piece of bacon that I dropped? He's like, oh, what

476
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Speaker 1: piece of bacon? And it's come on, I said, yeah,

477
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Speaker 1: I said, what piece of bacon? And I had it

478
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Speaker 1: dang sticking out like a piece of Bacon's a kind

479
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Speaker 1: of golf. They to Welcome to the i n N,

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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news,

481
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Speaker 1: they report the news. For Friday, July fifteenth, twenty twenty two,

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Speaker 1: I'm Jewel Fresh, and if you make a food that

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Speaker 1: says it's to die for, don't make it actually to

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Speaker 1: die for. I'll tell you more of that in just

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Speaker 1: a second, but first let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex

486
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Speaker 1: Fresh and major celebrity was on a plane recently got

487
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Speaker 1: accused of something it wasn't true. She looked like she

488
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Speaker 1: got pissed. Just wait until you hear who and what

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Speaker 1: happened Coming up in my story. I'm Christian Grace Snow

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Speaker 1: And despite storing costs to own and operate a vehicle,

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Speaker 1: this car company is adding yet another expense to the list.

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Speaker 1: More coming up on that in my story. That's coming

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Speaker 1: up in my story. All right, more on those in

494
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Speaker 1: just a second before first story of the day in

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Speaker 1: the ice Indians their fourth the news. An ice cream

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Speaker 1: brand based in Kansas City called Bellefonte ice Cream just

497
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Speaker 1: had to issue a recall for a flavor called Chocolate

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Speaker 1: to Die For because it could actually kill people. Why

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Speaker 1: Apparently somebody complained after they realized the packaging fails to

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Speaker 1: mention that it contains peanuts, and of course with peanut allergies,

501
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Speaker 1: it could actually kill somebody. So it could actually be

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Speaker 1: chocolate to die for. That's the biggest stake. Also, though

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Speaker 1: there's no false advertising in that name right there, that's

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Speaker 1: most approach. We practically warned you, yeah, exactly, that's actually

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Speaker 1: probably what they did. Just they didn't want to pay

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Speaker 1: for the extra to put warning there's nuts in here,

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Speaker 1: they're just hey, you could die from it. We told

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Speaker 1: them right there, it's called chocolates to die for it?

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Speaker 1: All right, this is the i n N, the Idiot

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Speaker 1: News Network where idiots aren't just in the news, they

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Speaker 1: report the news for the next story the day. Let's

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Speaker 1: send it on over to you, Alex three. She was

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Speaker 1: on locations I'm in the sky, in the sky and

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Speaker 1: so where recently a twenty five year old was boarding

515
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Speaker 1: a plane. I'll tell you who it is in a minute.

516
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Speaker 1: And she was actually offered a coloring book and coloring

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Speaker 1: cramps because she was mistaken for a child, and it

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Speaker 1: was the mown Biles the gymnast. Oh really, I mean,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, why would you even get mad? She looks

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Speaker 1: super annoying, And I'm like, I wouldn't want to look

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Speaker 1: die young? And who wouldn't want to color on the plane.

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Speaker 1: That's fun. Well, you could an ask for it, I'm sure,

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Speaker 1: But like she just handed rash was boarding. I didn't

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Speaker 1: even know they did that. I didn't either. Nobody's trying

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Speaker 1: to hand my kids coloring books or me. You look

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Speaker 1: like a child, I know, but I would like to color, dude.

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Speaker 1: I colored the other day in a restaurant and I

528
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Speaker 1: had the best cheeseburger of all the kids on the wall.

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Speaker 1: It was so much better, dude, in the lines of

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Speaker 1: the whole time I beasted on those other pieces of art. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I personally think adult coloring books are the way to go.

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Speaker 1: Airline should adopt this. Actually, you know what, that is

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Speaker 1: a great idea. Adult coloring books are fun and if

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Speaker 1: they did give those to people when they got on

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Speaker 1: the plane, that would actually be a genius idea. Somemone

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Speaker 1: Biles shouldn't be upset by that. In reality, most gymnasts

537
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Speaker 1: look like they're twelve or five, like they look like kids,

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Speaker 1: So I don't know why she would get upset. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I thought it was pretty hlarious. But she should took

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Speaker 1: a picture of herself like with an eye roll, pretty

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Speaker 1: much like explaining what happened. Wow, But who knew Somemone

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Speaker 1: Biles hated fun. You get a coloring book and mad

543
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Speaker 1: about it? Then the idiot and whose network or idiots

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Speaker 1: aren't just in the news they report the news. For

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Speaker 1: our next story, let's send it on over to Christian

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Speaker 1: Gray Snow who's back from vacation? Who? Yeah, I am back,

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Speaker 1: Welcome back, and I am already on location in Korea

548
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Speaker 1: to bring you guys this story where drivers have become

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Speaker 1: the latest test these for a subscription service for your car.

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Speaker 1: You might be thinking, you know some sort of radio

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Speaker 1: streaming service. Nope, triple a Nope. Heated seats, yes, he did.

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Speaker 1: Now have just yeah, you have to start paying for

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Speaker 1: your heated seats. As of now, Korean owners are not

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Speaker 1: required to pay monthly heated seats, but like, if you

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Speaker 1: want to try it out, you have to pay for it.

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Speaker 1: It's eighteen dollars a monthly, six dollars a year, or

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Speaker 1: you can get a three year subscription for two hundred

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Speaker 1: and eighty three dollars, or you can just buy them

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Speaker 1: permanently for four hundred and six. Yeah, hello to say

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Speaker 1: it's worth it, I have heated seats. It is when

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Speaker 1: cooled seats coold seats might be one thing that I

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Speaker 1: would pay a subscription for cool seats, but heated seats no, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean I would just get after Markie heated seats.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't pay a subscription for that. I would be

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Speaker 1: the person though that signs up for the monthly one

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Speaker 1: that is actually like a thousand dollars over the course

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Speaker 1: of a year. Because I think I'm saving money. What

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Speaker 1: I could have just bought the seats out right for

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Speaker 1: four hundred bucks. Right, I've done it. I put the

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Speaker 1: heat to seats in my last BMW for five hundred dollars. Really, yeah,

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Speaker 1: see that's not that bad, I guess when you look

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Speaker 1: at it overall. Yeah, every single full day. Yeah, just

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Speaker 1: a sub be paying a monthly. Sorry, it really is.

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Speaker 1: And next up you're gonna pay seventeen dollars a month

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Speaker 1: for a steering wheel if you want to use that.

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Speaker 1: This is the i n N, the Idiot News Network

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Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news, they report at

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Speaker 1: the news. Tune in tomorrow, same time for another hard

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Speaker 1: hitting report from the I n N. We're all off

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Speaker 1: to go get a coloring book and color now. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I remember, you can follow the show on social media

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Speaker 1: at the Jewel Show, follow us all individually. I'm at

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Speaker 1: Jewel Fresh, I'm at that dres and I'm a Christian Grace.

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Speaker 1: Now the Jewil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone

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Speaker 1: frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hey, this is Pete Inkins,

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Speaker 1: one of the administrators over at elementary school looking for

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Speaker 1: Valerie speaking. Hey Valerie, this is Colton's mom. All right, yes,

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Speaker 1: is he okay? Oh yeah, Colton is having a great

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Speaker 1: day to day. I saw him in the all way,

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00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:02,920
Speaker 1: waved high, he waved back. He seems like everything's good.

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Speaker 1: I'm actually calling you for a different reason to talk

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Speaker 1: about you for a second. Okay, So has Colton told

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Speaker 1: you about career Day yet? No, I didn't see anything

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Speaker 1: in his planner about that or anything. Doesn't surprise me.

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Speaker 1: They're always doing that. Uh. Well, there is aid an

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Speaker 1: assembly coming up for career Day where we're asking some

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Speaker 1: of the parents to get involved, and I'm the organizer

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Speaker 1: of that, and that's why I wanted to hop on

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Speaker 1: the phone with you and see if you'd be interested. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what does that entail, Well, not too much. It's an

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Speaker 1: assembly with everybody in the school, so all of the students.

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00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:43,400
Speaker 1: You would just be asked to sort of tell people

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Speaker 1: about your job, maybe give an example for oh, ten

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Speaker 1: fifteen minutes something like that. Not a big deal. It's

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Speaker 1: coming up soon. I can give you all the information.

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Speaker 1: I don't think that's a good idea. I'm a body waxer, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I'm primarily focused on Brazilian body waxes. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: that's what kind of a private area, don't I don't

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Speaker 1: think we should show that to children. You know. We

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Speaker 1: asked all the students what their parents do for work,

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Speaker 1: and little Colton, your son said that you do Brazilian waxing,

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Speaker 1: and I didn't really, what does he even know that? Well,

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Speaker 1: he says, he said that you work at a spa

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Speaker 1: or something. And I guess his teacher did. She found

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Speaker 1: out you did some waxing or something like that, and

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Speaker 1: she was the one that said Brazilian. I guess he didn't.

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Speaker 1: So I thought, maybe you went to Brazil. Do you

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Speaker 1: understand what a Brazilian waxes? You know? I guess I don't.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was going to be a lesson in geography.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, okay, yeah, definitely a lesson in geography on

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Speaker 1: the human body. Um yeah, okay. My primary function is

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Speaker 1: to remove hair from private areas, as in like in

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Speaker 1: your pants. Oh whoa, yeah, yeah, that's that's that's not

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Speaker 1: going to work for an elementary school assembly. I mean, okay,

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Speaker 1: you know you say it wouldn't work, But I don't

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Speaker 1: think that bars you from coming in and telling people

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Speaker 1: about the job you do, that's actually a very interesting job.

628
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:12,960
Speaker 1: And also, you know, I've been looking into that sort

629
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:15,040
Speaker 1: of thing, and I feel like we could do it

630
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:19,520
Speaker 1: two birds one stone situation here. Actually, oh my god,

631
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:23,640
Speaker 1: this is completely inappropriate, and I can't believe that you

632
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:26,920
Speaker 1: would even think that a mother would be willing to

633
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:32,160
Speaker 1: do such a stupid thing. Well, I think I'm about

634
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:35,000
Speaker 1: to call the board of education. What was your name again? Well,

635
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:39,280
Speaker 1: before I answer that, we can do that your mind

636
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:41,600
Speaker 1: at the assembly. It can be after sort of. You

637
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:44,160
Speaker 1: come in, you tell them okay, so I'm just supposed

638
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:46,680
Speaker 1: to chit chat about it and then you get a wax.

639
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:51,440
Speaker 1: I think that sounds great. Yes, I'm on board. Oh

640
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:55,240
Speaker 1: that sounds amazing. Or better yet, let's skip the assembly

641
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:58,200
Speaker 1: and go straight to your termination. I need your name.

642
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 1: What is your name? My name is Pete Eakins, and

643
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:07,360
Speaker 1: I want to be administ Pete Eakins, Yes, Petekins, Peaks, Peekins,

644
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:12,319
Speaker 1: yes Pekins. Oh if you you don't think that my

645
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:14,839
Speaker 1: name is actually Petekins, is that the problem? I don't

646
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:17,880
Speaker 1: understand anything. My name is no. No, I don't really

647
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:20,600
Speaker 1: think your name is Petekins. Excuse me, but that sounds

648
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:24,760
Speaker 1: made up. Oh okay, well you're correct then, oh, because

649
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:26,520
Speaker 1: this is actually Jebil from the Jewil Show doing a

650
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:29,000
Speaker 1: phone prank on you and your friend. Jessica sat you up?

651
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:34,719
Speaker 1: Are you serious right now? Like I was sweating, I

652
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:37,800
Speaker 1: was so mad. She said that you do body waxing

653
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:40,360
Speaker 1: and that you have kids in elementary school. So we

654
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:42,480
Speaker 1: figured would combine two things and ask you to speak

655
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:50,720
Speaker 1: up career down. Oh my god, Jessica, I'm so getting

656
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:53,640
Speaker 1: you back. This is not over. What No, you can't

657
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:58,680
Speaker 1: get back. This was me jes this means more then

658
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:03,440
Speaker 1: Jebil Show. Onto and first day follow up. Steve is

659
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:05,319
Speaker 1: on the phone today for a first date follow up

660
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:07,759
Speaker 1: and he went out with a woman named Danielle. But

661
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:11,879
Speaker 1: now Danielle, who knows where she is, Steve can't find

662
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,240
Speaker 1: her because he's not getting a call back after their date. Steve,

663
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:18,319
Speaker 1: what's up man? How are you hey? Guys? How's it

664
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:22,880
Speaker 1: going good? Not too bad? Steve? Sorry that you're being ghosted.

665
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:26,279
Speaker 1: Yeah that sucks. How long has it been since your date? Um?

666
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:31,560
Speaker 1: It's been about three weeks now since our last date. Okay,

667
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:35,759
Speaker 1: so you've got on more than one date? Yeah? We um,

668
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:40,359
Speaker 1: we went on to dates. Okay, and then how many

669
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,080
Speaker 1: times have you tried to hit her up since your

670
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:47,560
Speaker 1: last date? So I sent her three different text messages

671
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:57,480
Speaker 1: over oh what one a week? Okay? Okay, crazy? But

672
00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:04,720
Speaker 1: I also call her two times unless one voicemail. Okay.

673
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:09,200
Speaker 1: So you know, I don't know. I don't want to

674
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:14,200
Speaker 1: keep reaching out to her, but I don't. I don't

675
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:17,359
Speaker 1: know what to do. Well, you did the right thing

676
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:19,640
Speaker 1: by emailing us, Steve, because we'll call her in just

677
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:21,719
Speaker 1: a minute and see if we can figure out why

678
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:23,120
Speaker 1: she's not calling you back and try to get you

679
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:26,080
Speaker 1: another date. Before we do that, though, tell us about

680
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:28,120
Speaker 1: the date. How did you meet Danielle and what did

681
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:34,280
Speaker 1: you guys do? WHOA? We met on Tinder the app,

682
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:40,200
Speaker 1: and we went to a bar for some cocktails. Okay,

683
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:46,960
Speaker 1: first date, which you know, I thought it went pretty well.

684
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:50,399
Speaker 1: Then we met up a few days later and had

685
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:55,560
Speaker 1: some more drinks and call it up and I thought

686
00:36:56,200 --> 00:37:00,160
Speaker 1: I would really into it. Something about you, Steve makes Steve,

687
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:02,239
Speaker 1: I'm not you know, we joke around on the show.

688
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:04,359
Speaker 1: Something about you just makes me want to take a nap.

689
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:08,560
Speaker 1: Not that you're boring like you just just the way

690
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:11,920
Speaker 1: you tell a story is very soothing. You sound like

691
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:18,000
Speaker 1: very methodical about everything. Yeah. Oh, I I'm just trying

692
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:22,520
Speaker 1: to tell you, you know, Yeah, yeah, it's great. What

693
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:25,440
Speaker 1: I just mean the cadence and there's the way you

694
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:28,880
Speaker 1: speak is like wants to take a nap. Yeah, anyway,

695
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:31,799
Speaker 1: back to your story, I'm sorry. Yeah. So we went

696
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:35,800
Speaker 1: out twice and it was more or less the same

697
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:39,719
Speaker 1: drinks and you know what a nice bar, and we

698
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:46,440
Speaker 1: had conversation. We talked about her job, ar families, and

699
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:50,319
Speaker 1: I already thought she was really really nice. Okay, And

700
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:53,120
Speaker 1: then are you saying that she didn't respond to any

701
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 1: of your text messages or calls or voicemails. Yeah. After

702
00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:04,120
Speaker 1: the second date, she just disappears. I know, I know

703
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:09,719
Speaker 1: you guys sometimes call people, and I didn't know what

704
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:12,359
Speaker 1: else to do. Why do you think she's not calling

705
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:15,360
Speaker 1: you back? If everything was so went well and you

706
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 1: went on two dates, why do you think she's not

707
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:24,960
Speaker 1: calling you back? Well? The only thing I could think

708
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:30,439
Speaker 1: of is that my profile pictures on Tinder were from

709
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:35,759
Speaker 1: a few years ago, when I looked slightly younger. But

710
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:40,160
Speaker 1: I also why any two years old? I don't know.

711
00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:42,840
Speaker 1: I have more pictures from men and I was a

712
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:48,520
Speaker 1: little more overweight, younger, and maybe she thinks I, what's

713
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:52,600
Speaker 1: the word, was catfish now that I lost the weight,

714
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 1: but I don't know. That's all I could think of. Okay,

715
00:38:57,719 --> 00:38:59,840
Speaker 1: so you think you look different though that much different

716
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:02,160
Speaker 1: your profile pictures and your pictures that are on Tinder

717
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:06,120
Speaker 1: than who you are now, little but I don't think

718
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 1: a lot, but a little, so maybe maybe got it.

719
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 1: I can't think of anything else. All right, Well, we'll

720
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:15,479
Speaker 1: try to figure out for you a play a song

721
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:17,319
Speaker 1: and then come back and call her and get your

722
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:21,440
Speaker 1: first date followup bright after this. Okay, Okay, all right,

723
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:24,080
Speaker 1: we'll get your first date follow up next if you're

724
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:26,400
Speaker 1: just joining us for today's first date follow up. Steve

725
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:28,319
Speaker 1: is on the phone, and Steve isn't getting a call

726
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:31,160
Speaker 1: back from Danielle. They've actually gone out on two dates,

727
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:33,759
Speaker 1: and since their last date it's been over a week.

728
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:35,359
Speaker 1: He's reached out to her a few times and she's

729
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:38,160
Speaker 1: definitely ghosting him. He doesn't know why. The only reason

730
00:39:38,239 --> 00:39:41,319
Speaker 1: he can think of is that maybe he looks a

731
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:43,759
Speaker 1: little different from his tender pictures. He said they were

732
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:46,440
Speaker 1: two years old. He's lost some weight since then, and

733
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:49,120
Speaker 1: maybe she just doesn't like the way he looks now

734
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:51,000
Speaker 1: as opposed to how he used to look. But other

735
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:55,640
Speaker 1: than that, Steve, you're sure there's nothing else. I can't

736
00:39:55,719 --> 00:39:59,279
Speaker 1: think of anything else. All right, Well we'll try to

737
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:01,160
Speaker 1: figure it out for you. Can you really like to write? Yes?

738
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:07,480
Speaker 1: I did? I was very interested. Okay, well dollar phone

739
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:21,440
Speaker 1: of it right now? Here we go? Hello, Hi, I

740
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:25,200
Speaker 1: speak to Danielle please. Oh yeah, that's hey, Danielle. How

741
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:27,839
Speaker 1: are you? This is Jewel from a radio show called

742
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:30,680
Speaker 1: The Jewel Show. This is Alex from a radio show

743
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:39,640
Speaker 1: called The Jewel Show. Oh um, hi him? Why are

744
00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:42,480
Speaker 1: you guys calling me? We're calling you today because we

745
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:44,160
Speaker 1: do a segment on the show called the First Date

746
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:45,960
Speaker 1: follow Up. If you don't know what that is, that's

747
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,040
Speaker 1: where if you go out on a date with someone

748
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:50,439
Speaker 1: and then you end up ghosting them, that person can

749
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:53,279
Speaker 1: email us to get you on the phone and ask

750
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:55,800
Speaker 1: what happened. And so you went on a date with

751
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:59,480
Speaker 1: somebody and goest to them and they emailed us. Oh no,

752
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:05,880
Speaker 1: he's talking about the guy. I consider yourr like the

753
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:10,160
Speaker 1: cartoon character that win the Pooh the Sad Thing whatever

754
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:14,839
Speaker 1: it is. His name wasn't isn't El. No, his name

755
00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:17,520
Speaker 1: is Steve, but I call him I or to all

756
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:24,239
Speaker 1: my friends. Oh okay, yes it's Steve. He emailed us

757
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:26,680
Speaker 1: because he told us he went out with you twice

758
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:29,320
Speaker 1: and he really liked you a lot, but you're ghosting

759
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:30,759
Speaker 1: him and he doesn't know why, and he wants to

760
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:34,359
Speaker 1: know why. Okay, Well, I don't know if he had

761
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:39,040
Speaker 1: the opportunity to speak with him, did but okay, so

762
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:41,600
Speaker 1: maybe you know what I'm talking about. He you speaks

763
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:46,799
Speaker 1: so slow. I felt like I would force I felt

764
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:50,200
Speaker 1: like I was in like a lecture, like a college lecture.

765
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:55,920
Speaker 1: So so that's so hard a reason for conversation. Yeah, okay,

766
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:59,359
Speaker 1: But why did you go out a second time with him? Then? Yeah?

767
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:02,560
Speaker 1: Well the first time, um, I thought that maybe he

768
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:04,640
Speaker 1: was like drunk or something because I didn't know extremely

769
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:10,160
Speaker 1: possible to slowly. So the second day I was I

770
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:12,960
Speaker 1: was like, I prepped myself. I'm like, all right, there's

771
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:16,600
Speaker 1: no way that's normal. Um. So then when I when

772
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:18,520
Speaker 1: I went into the second day and he talks like

773
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:21,480
Speaker 1: that throughout the entire time, again, I just couldn't. I

774
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:23,560
Speaker 1: couldn't do it. I couldn't even focus on what he

775
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:27,800
Speaker 1: was saying because I was watching the clock being talker.

776
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:31,080
Speaker 1: And by the way, it doesn't just stop at how

777
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:33,200
Speaker 1: he speaks. I mean I got in a car with him.

778
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:36,239
Speaker 1: He drove under the speed limit. Who does that? He

779
00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:38,720
Speaker 1: would drives under the speed limit, And when he's trying

780
00:42:38,719 --> 00:42:42,080
Speaker 1: to order something on the menu, he would consider all

781
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:44,880
Speaker 1: of his different options. It was awful. I felt like

782
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:48,600
Speaker 1: somebody torture. It was. Yeah, I would definitely not call

783
00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:50,479
Speaker 1: somebody back if they were going under the speed limit.

784
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:55,560
Speaker 1: Speed limit thing alone. So basically you think that Steve

785
00:42:55,719 --> 00:42:59,840
Speaker 1: is just slow at everything, It's not like he is slow.

786
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:03,239
Speaker 1: He is very intelligent. I could tell he was intelligent.

787
00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:06,440
Speaker 1: Everything and he that he did in life's like it

788
00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:11,000
Speaker 1: was stripped in molasses. And I felt like I was

789
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:14,319
Speaker 1: oozing when I was sitting across from him, and I'm like,

790
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:18,760
Speaker 1: oh my god, I can't do it. I really wish

791
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:20,840
Speaker 1: he wasn't still attractive so I could just work this

792
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:25,960
Speaker 1: whole thing off. I mean, he is attractive, he's segty.

793
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:31,480
Speaker 1: You know, you just can't get over the slowness. I could.

794
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:35,120
Speaker 1: I can't. All right, Porter, Well, thank you for telling us.

795
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:37,000
Speaker 1: You appreciate it. Also, I should let you know that

796
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:38,839
Speaker 1: he is on the phone listing and wants to talk

797
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:46,800
Speaker 1: to you. Oh Steve, Oh hey, so I didn't realize

798
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:53,160
Speaker 1: that you're still impatient. I'm not impatient. It just it

799
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:57,279
Speaker 1: was beyond possible for me to sit for as long

800
00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:59,840
Speaker 1: as you tell a story. But it just was a

801
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:04,960
Speaker 1: possible And also, yeah, I mean, I'm sorry. I would

802
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:06,880
Speaker 1: have been a little bit kinder if I knew that

803
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:09,400
Speaker 1: you were on the phone. But I mean, has no

804
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:13,880
Speaker 1: one ever told you that before? No, I've never heard that.

805
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:18,080
Speaker 1: But you know, I do like to take my time,

806
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:23,239
Speaker 1: especially when I tell stories, so I can relay all

807
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:27,080
Speaker 1: the details. And yeah, when I drive, I like to

808
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:31,120
Speaker 1: obey the law, so I drive the speedlt it. Do

809
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:36,160
Speaker 1: you have an issue with us? I just feel like

810
00:44:36,239 --> 00:44:39,040
Speaker 1: that lifestyle is not for me. It seems like you

811
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:43,719
Speaker 1: want somebody who is okay while you look over the

812
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:48,799
Speaker 1: menu and picture every single dish. I just think more

813
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:51,879
Speaker 1: of like a let's get it done kind of per sense.

814
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:56,040
Speaker 1: I just don't think it's the right fit. Well, why

815
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:59,440
Speaker 1: wouldn't you want to read all of the different venue items?

816
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:03,840
Speaker 1: You could be missing out on something that you'll like. Yeah,

817
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:06,759
Speaker 1: I think I'm missing on my life when I'm just

818
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:12,000
Speaker 1: sitting there wasting time. So that's my perspective. Oh wow,

819
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:17,959
Speaker 1: well this is a surprise. I mean I I don't

820
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:21,960
Speaker 1: even know what to say, and maybe this isn't going

821
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:25,040
Speaker 1: to work out. Well let's see, ye, Danel, would you

822
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:27,000
Speaker 1: like to go on another date with Steve? We'll pay

823
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:32,400
Speaker 1: for it. No, thank you, but I wish you the

824
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:38,360
Speaker 1: best of luck. Sees Okay, well, yeah, good luck. I

825
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:42,920
Speaker 1: guess to you too. Have fun running around the rattery

826
00:45:43,239 --> 00:45:47,440
Speaker 1: so fast. With someone else, I'll stop and from all

827
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:51,960
Speaker 1: the roses with someone, someone better, someone nicer, who can

828
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:57,400
Speaker 1: appreciate taking the time and enjoying the fider things in life.

829
00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:00,160
Speaker 1: Oh okay, good luck with that, and good luck with

830
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:07,600
Speaker 1: stopping a small every single row gowing up on time Daddy.

831
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:23,560
Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand, Jebils dirty little Secret? Hello, Hey,

832
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:25,200
Speaker 1: what's up? This is the Jewels Show. You texted in

833
00:46:25,239 --> 00:46:26,360
Speaker 1: at four one to six one that you have a

834
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:28,160
Speaker 1: dirty little secret, so we called you back. Hi, what's

835
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:33,719
Speaker 1: your dirty little secret? Oh wow, I wasn't respecting this.

836
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:37,600
Speaker 1: You're not um like in the middle of some or

837
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:40,880
Speaker 1: You can't tell us your dirty little secret, are you? Well? No, no,

838
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:44,000
Speaker 1: I'm actually by myself. It's a little personal to me,

839
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:47,439
Speaker 1: and well I'm wouldn't put it out here because maybe

840
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:49,680
Speaker 1: you all can help me out. Okay, so my dirty

841
00:46:49,719 --> 00:46:52,160
Speaker 1: little secret is uh, let let me just put it

842
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:55,840
Speaker 1: this way. I started taking this supplement and long store short.

843
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:59,759
Speaker 1: I'm always ready to go, always right like the morning,

844
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:04,360
Speaker 1: I'm ready to beginning going and popping, stop blocking and dropping,

845
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:07,960
Speaker 1: poplock and dropping. Are you going to the club? Yeah?

846
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,480
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Ready to go? The supplement I'm

847
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:12,640
Speaker 1: taking it is supposed to increase my test, stops you

848
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:15,960
Speaker 1: and you know, make me stronger in the gum. That's

849
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:18,839
Speaker 1: my new dedication. But I'm just doing something else. It's

850
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:21,719
Speaker 1: putting on the show down there. I mean, okay, there's

851
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:25,320
Speaker 1: one in the competition. Yeah. The supplement you're taking is

852
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:29,440
Speaker 1: only seemed to be working on one muscle right now. Yeah,

853
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:33,160
Speaker 1: and it listens. It's attracted to everybody. Do you have

854
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:36,439
Speaker 1: a poor girlfriend? I do have a girlfriend, but we're

855
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:39,120
Speaker 1: doing a long distance, so that doesn't make it any better.

856
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:41,840
Speaker 1: It's getting so bad. I want to cook out that

857
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:43,839
Speaker 1: to day and check the story out. I go to

858
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:45,919
Speaker 1: one of my you know, just giving her a hug,

859
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:49,880
Speaker 1: and she said, whoa, what's going on down there? I

860
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:53,680
Speaker 1: can't make yourself getting bad. I'm sure you knew that

861
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:56,759
Speaker 1: you have that going on. Why would you go and hugging? No,

862
00:47:57,600 --> 00:47:59,560
Speaker 1: what do you mean now, you guys don't know. It

863
00:47:59,719 --> 00:48:03,200
Speaker 1: had so often I don't even feel for the love

864
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 1: of there, there's so much I'm getting used to it. Okay,

865
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 1: maybe you should stop taking that supplement or go to

866
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:12,440
Speaker 1: a doctor. You know, doctor does sound nice. I was

867
00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:15,759
Speaker 1: actually hoping maybe you will have some solutions. But if

868
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:17,880
Speaker 1: you're asking me what I think you're asking, that's a

869
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:25,360
Speaker 1: no naughty. I don't know. I think stopped taking the supplement.

870
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:31,440
Speaker 1: But you know, but he doesn't want to bigger, all right,

871
00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:33,800
Speaker 1: Well you go on with your big muscley bad self,

872
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:41,799
Speaker 1: or at least your water muscle. That's bigger. It's getting bigger. Okay, hey,

873
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,719
Speaker 1: you're on the phone for a dirty little secrets, so

874
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,040
Speaker 1: he let's go for it. Yeah, that's right in the face.

875
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:51,080
Speaker 1: Don't judge me, you guys, I already feel like the

876
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:54,080
Speaker 1: worst parents in the world talking about this in the

877
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:56,000
Speaker 1: first place. Thing, well, we don't. We don't judge on

878
00:48:56,080 --> 00:48:57,640
Speaker 1: the show. A lot of other shows are judging. But

879
00:48:57,719 --> 00:49:00,120
Speaker 1: we have a saying here, and that's saying is we

880
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:02,960
Speaker 1: don't judge you unless you need to be judged. So

881
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:05,520
Speaker 1: it depends what you're doing. But for the most part,

882
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:09,000
Speaker 1: you're good, very confident. Now, yeah, all right, what do

883
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:10,839
Speaker 1: you want? What do you do to make yourself think

884
00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:13,880
Speaker 1: that you're a terrible parent? Um? Well, backstory. My husband

885
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:17,279
Speaker 1: is a very very accomplished singer. He's professionally has song

886
00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:21,080
Speaker 1: and sings, continues to sing, and he we have a son,

887
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:23,600
Speaker 1: and he was very excited that his son took an

888
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:27,040
Speaker 1: early interest to singing. One of daddy you know, wanted

889
00:49:27,120 --> 00:49:29,560
Speaker 1: following his fifth steps, thought, yeah, it's gonna be great

890
00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:32,040
Speaker 1: some day we can sing together. And got our son

891
00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:36,080
Speaker 1: into singing classes and what have you. And long story short,

892
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:40,160
Speaker 1: you guys, he our son can't sing. Oh you don't

893
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:41,880
Speaker 1: think that there's like any chance of him with the

894
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:45,880
Speaker 1: singing lessons to improve? No, no, really, I don't. I

895
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:48,640
Speaker 1: feel like this poor kid got my jeans and I

896
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:51,440
Speaker 1: feel so bad because I can't sing. I am Yeah,

897
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 1: does your husband, who's a singer, know that your son

898
00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:58,319
Speaker 1: can't sing? He seems to think that the classes are

899
00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:02,239
Speaker 1: going to help happen. Yeah, he wants to clay. He

900
00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:05,200
Speaker 1: believes so badly, you know, he wants to dream so

901
00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:07,840
Speaker 1: badly that But we've been spending all this money on

902
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:10,759
Speaker 1: these classes. I'm talking. The kid's been in classes for

903
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:14,600
Speaker 1: two years now, and that's it's draining us. It's like

904
00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:17,960
Speaker 1: private classes. This isn't like school stuff. And it's been

905
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,840
Speaker 1: two years. Are you kidding? Mate? You either naturally have

906
00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:23,560
Speaker 1: a knack for this or you just don't. I know,

907
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:27,080
Speaker 1: because I don't either. Dude. Auto tune. They can do

908
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:28,840
Speaker 1: all kinds of things with their voice. Now have you

909
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:32,480
Speaker 1: ever heard people without processing on their voice? Oh? God?

910
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:35,440
Speaker 1: Even even our voices here, we have processing on our

911
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:37,560
Speaker 1: microphones that makes it sound different. I sound like a

912
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:41,760
Speaker 1: ferret in real life. Oh my god. The Jebel Show

913
00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:45,040
Speaker 1: on demand, Oopsie's I accidentally gave my phone to my

914
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:47,759
Speaker 1: kid and they accidentally posted a perfectly lit picture of

915
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:52,280
Speaker 1: my bum bum. Excuse me, total accident. It's the Jebel

916
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:55,480
Speaker 1: Show that recently sort of happened to an NFL player. Okay,

917
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:58,000
Speaker 1: Salem again, I think you lost me halfway through. I

918
00:50:58,040 --> 00:50:59,560
Speaker 1: posted a picture of my bum bum and I blame

919
00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:04,440
Speaker 1: it on a kid. You yes at all. The kid

920
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:08,480
Speaker 1: due to deserve this did no, I need to know something.

921
00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:12,000
Speaker 1: I did not do that. But recently NFL player Eric Decker,

922
00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:13,759
Speaker 1: he's retired now. He played for a bunch of teams,

923
00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:15,359
Speaker 1: the Broncos to Patriots. I think you want a Super

924
00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:18,480
Speaker 1: Bowl anyway, recently, he decided to let his son watch

925
00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:21,200
Speaker 1: the Avengers on his phone while he took a shower. Okay,

926
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:25,680
Speaker 1: his son is four, and the four year old decided

927
00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:27,920
Speaker 1: not to watch the Avengers and decided to take a

928
00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:33,000
Speaker 1: selfie and Eric Decker wasn't they get in the shower

929
00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:36,080
Speaker 1: and the kid was able to post it to Instagram.

930
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:39,680
Speaker 1: So their four year old accidentally posted a naked picture

931
00:51:39,719 --> 00:51:42,120
Speaker 1: of their dad. Why the four year old in the

932
00:51:42,239 --> 00:51:47,040
Speaker 1: bathroom when the dad that is just give their phones

933
00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:50,920
Speaker 1: to their kids and hell no, yes, yeah no I don't.

934
00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:55,399
Speaker 1: I don't no never, hell no all the time where

935
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:58,399
Speaker 1: mommy like take mommy's phone, Yeah no way, no way,

936
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:00,919
Speaker 1: My camera roll is way took from my I can't

937
00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:03,680
Speaker 1: even risk that, not even I don't even care. No,

938
00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:06,680
Speaker 1: you know what this says. Though Alex doesn't give her

939
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:08,760
Speaker 1: kids her phone, that shows that she's got some crazy

940
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:12,799
Speaker 1: good stuff on her phone boring as hell? He can

941
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:16,000
Speaker 1: trust his four year right? And how did the four

942
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:18,760
Speaker 1: year old post on Instagram like he took the selfie

943
00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:21,680
Speaker 1: posted on Instagram Eric Decker, the former NFL player is

944
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:25,080
Speaker 1: naked in the shower behind him taking a shower, and

945
00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:27,120
Speaker 1: you posted it to Instagram. I don't even see how

946
00:52:27,239 --> 00:52:29,360
Speaker 1: you're surprised. When my son was like two, can you

947
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:31,600
Speaker 1: exactly how to freak and do everything on it? I'm like, what,

948
00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:34,160
Speaker 1: how this is crazy? He used for I feel like

949
00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:35,680
Speaker 1: he did it on purpose. When Alex and I first

950
00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:37,600
Speaker 1: started dating, I never really been around kids before until

951
00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:39,400
Speaker 1: Alex and I started dating. Alex and I'm married, if

952
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:42,640
Speaker 1: he didn't know that, I never had the problem of going, yeah, sure, kid,

953
00:52:42,719 --> 00:52:44,279
Speaker 1: you can use my phone. Right, Never a thing I

954
00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:45,600
Speaker 1: had to deal with because I've just been a single

955
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:47,080
Speaker 1: dude with no kids in my whole life. And then

956
00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:49,120
Speaker 1: we started dating. I was back when Jack's her son,

957
00:52:49,239 --> 00:52:51,400
Speaker 1: my stepson was like five, right, and he would always

958
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:52,680
Speaker 1: want to play on my phone. I had no problem

959
00:52:52,719 --> 00:52:54,200
Speaker 1: with it. Then I'm like, yeah, whatever, dude is fine,

960
00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:55,640
Speaker 1: he can use my phone. You plane at Alex and

961
00:52:55,719 --> 00:52:57,239
Speaker 1: be like, you don't have to let him use this phone, Like,

962
00:52:57,239 --> 00:52:58,600
Speaker 1: I don't care, he can use my phone. I'm just

963
00:52:58,680 --> 00:53:01,640
Speaker 1: hanging out, don't matter, play game, right. But then over

964
00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:04,360
Speaker 1: time I have been a little bit more guarded, mostly

965
00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:06,440
Speaker 1: because some of the stuff that Alex has on her

966
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:09,160
Speaker 1: camera roll is now on my hamera role and someone

967
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:11,920
Speaker 1: like I don't want him to open it up and

968
00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:15,080
Speaker 1: then go into the photos completely ruined mommy first. And

969
00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:16,960
Speaker 1: you know what, like he's a little older now and

970
00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:20,640
Speaker 1: he can still find the hidden folder. Yeah, okay, yeah,

971
00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:22,200
Speaker 1: Or I felt bad because I'll have a picture of

972
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:24,960
Speaker 1: Alex in a bikini as my home screen and then

973
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:26,680
Speaker 1: I'm handing it to her son. I'm like, oh, I

974
00:53:26,719 --> 00:53:29,320
Speaker 1: don't know if that's going to ruin him on. So

975
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:33,000
Speaker 1: he's got his own phone now. Thankfully, I just had

976
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:35,120
Speaker 1: an idea. I'm gonna give Jack the Jewel Show log

977
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:41,400
Speaker 1: into Instagram and let him have fun. First, no, no, no, no.

978
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:45,320
Speaker 1: Have you ever accidentally posted anything on social media that

979
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:47,719
Speaker 1: you didn't want to be out there? Oh? Oh. The

980
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:50,800
Speaker 1: first time that I saw something in the background of

981
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:55,000
Speaker 1: a photo was back in the day when social media

982
00:53:55,120 --> 00:53:57,320
Speaker 1: was just starting, and there was a picture of a

983
00:53:57,360 --> 00:54:00,279
Speaker 1: girl who's taking a photo herself and yeah, she's in

984
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:02,480
Speaker 1: the bathroom and and the toilet was like this nasty,

985
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:07,200
Speaker 1: huge log that wasn't and it went viral because she

986
00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:10,560
Speaker 1: didn't know. She didn't realize. Like ever since that, Dale

987
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:12,080
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, what has been in the

988
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:14,880
Speaker 1: background of my photos? For real? Because this is like Facebook,

989
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:18,000
Speaker 1: my spacetime, and it's so viral, oh so viral. So

990
00:54:18,239 --> 00:54:21,399
Speaker 1: since then, it's like I definitely checked the background every

991
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:24,200
Speaker 1: single time. I remember when that photo went viral because

992
00:54:24,239 --> 00:54:26,200
Speaker 1: she was filling herself in the picture she was taking

993
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:28,520
Speaker 1: and she was filling herself and I was like, no,

994
00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:35,560
Speaker 1: wonder you feel skinny? Girl? It was dirty. That's bad. Yeah,

995
00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:39,200
Speaker 1: it was so bad. People try like they try to

996
00:54:39,239 --> 00:54:41,080
Speaker 1: pretend like they don't do things that normal people do.

997
00:54:41,239 --> 00:54:43,000
Speaker 1: Like even that selfie that went viral of the big

998
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:45,879
Speaker 1: log in the toilet. Everybody does that. I don't care

999
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:48,160
Speaker 1: who they are. Think of the person you admire the

1000
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:50,759
Speaker 1: most in your life, They've got the same thing going

1001
00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:53,799
Speaker 1: on in their toilet from time. I don't want to think.

1002
00:54:56,680 --> 00:54:59,919
Speaker 1: Alex did post a nip slip the other day on accident. Well, yeah,

1003
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:01,719
Speaker 1: it was a transition video and I was in a

1004
00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:03,840
Speaker 1: bikini and I went and picked up my phone and

1005
00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:06,680
Speaker 1: transitioned to my bikini. My nipple was popping out for

1006
00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:09,480
Speaker 1: a second. You know, I still up. Actually, you want

1007
00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:13,400
Speaker 1: to go check it out at that doesn't kill as

1008
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:18,719
Speaker 1: a slip. I didn't even notice until somebody commented I

1009
00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:20,520
Speaker 1: usually check my stuff like that. I'm like, how did

1010
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:23,600
Speaker 1: I not see that? And I saw the video and

1011
00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:25,640
Speaker 1: I didn't notice until somebody commented, and I'm like, how

1012
00:55:25,680 --> 00:55:29,120
Speaker 1: did I not do it? I always see that, right? Yeah,

1013
00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:30,560
Speaker 1: I was like, well, what, I'm gonna keep it up?

1014
00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:36,080
Speaker 1: Well I do miss good. Celebrity nude scandal they don't happen, like, yeah,

1015
00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:39,040
Speaker 1: they don't because there's a nude scandal every day because

1016
00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:41,440
Speaker 1: somebody accidentally posted a picture of themselves naked. So it's

1017
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:45,560
Speaker 1: no big deal anymore. And there's only fan scandal anymore.

1018
00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:48,800
Speaker 1: You just pay it's actually a scandal. Now when somebody

1019
00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:51,000
Speaker 1: posts a picture with clothes on, you're like, what, cash

1020
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:55,439
Speaker 1: me outside, girl, put on clothes. Remember, you can follow

1021
00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:56,960
Speaker 1: the show of social media at the Jewell Show. Follow

1022
00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:59,200
Speaker 1: all of us individually. I'm Jeal Fresh, I met that Dres.

1023
00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:01,799
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Speaker 1: at via Mirror zero zero, and you should go follow

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Speaker 1: us on social media because you never know where you're

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Speaker 1: gonna see The Jebel Show on demand