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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's collabing with a famous rap

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Speaker 1: artist for Halloween.

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Speaker 2: Get ready for the first and only.

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Speaker 1: Dojah bat, a decorative bat with a giant backside that

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Speaker 1: just don't quit.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: It's only available at Walmart while supplies last.

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Speaker 2: Get yours now with Laser Stories.

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Speaker 1: The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,

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Speaker 1: just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

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Speaker 1: There's other fangbangers just don't This first laser story is

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Speaker 1: out of Baltimore. Police have arrested a sixty seven year

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Speaker 1: old man named Thomas Karen's for stealing something odd and

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Speaker 1: it wasn't just one of this particular item. Thomas is

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Speaker 1: being accused of going around the city taking dozens of

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Speaker 1: speed cameras.

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Speaker 2: Hey doing the lord's work, So I don't get a ticket.

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Speaker 2: I appreciate him.

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Speaker 1: If you don't know what those are are like red

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Speaker 1: light cameras, but they issue tickets to people who drive recklessly. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: how many times have you been caught by by camera?

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Speaker 2: Brook Is in like sixty seventy going across.

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Speaker 3: The bridge bridges, bustling bridge Brook. I'll tell you there's

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Speaker 3: a lot of cameras out there.

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Speaker 1: Baltimore has about one hundred and sixty of them, or

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Speaker 1: I should say had one hundred and sixty, and officials

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Speaker 1: say they were taken in broad daylight. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: because people would assume that Thomas was a maintenance worker,

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Speaker 1: since he'd show up, wear a hard hat, get out

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Speaker 1: of an official looking van, and then use a grinder

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Speaker 1: to cut the locks and remove the cameras.

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Speaker 3: They're like honking and support.

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't stop.

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Speaker 3: So real, hero do we need? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: He did it for months and since they arrested him,

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Speaker 1: police have not located any of the cameras.

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Speaker 3: What Why does it take months to find a guy

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Speaker 3: who's obviously on camera.

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Speaker 1: And they're not sure what his motive was, But it's

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Speaker 1: possible he was angry about getting a citation for getting

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Speaker 1: caught on one of them for driving out of Control's

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Speaker 1: new hero. Regardless, they have charged him with taking at

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Speaker 1: least four of them so far, but as I previously said,

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Speaker 1: officials believe there are many, many more of them hidden somewhere.

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Speaker 2: You don't nowhere.

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Speaker 1: This next lazer story is out of the Netherlands. Thirty

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Speaker 1: three year old Lucas and Amelia had been together for

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Speaker 1: a year, when unfortunately things weren't working out and their

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Speaker 1: relationship ended.

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Speaker 2: Oh so they parted ways.

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Speaker 1: Then Lucas tried to get his favorite sweater and hat back,

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Speaker 1: but Amelia refused.

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Speaker 2: She said she didn't have it and told them to

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Speaker 2: leave her alone. I literally just.

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Speaker 1: Give the girl a hoodie at this point that I

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Speaker 1: know I'm never gonna get back.

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Speaker 3: She probably actually didn't have it, like so, you definitely

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Speaker 3: donate their stuff. He gave it away or he didn't leave.

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Speaker 1: It there to begin with, Lucas isn't a man that

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Speaker 1: takes no for an answer. After weeks of failed attempts

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Speaker 1: of showing up on her doorstep for her to let

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Speaker 1: him in, he decided he needed to get creative, so

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Speaker 1: he climbed into a large box labeled with her address

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Speaker 1: on it and paid to have himself shipped to her.

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Speaker 1: And if you can believe it, the box was actually

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Speaker 1: delivered and brought inside of her apartment.

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Speaker 3: We got it so heavy.

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Speaker 1: That's when Lucas popped out, grabbed her keys and took off.

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Speaker 2: Why didn't we take the sweater?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Amelia was there and screaming. She saw the whole thing,

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Speaker 1: so she installed the camera which caught him three different

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Speaker 1: times going inside of her place with the keys.

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Speaker 3: After the box incident, Oh Lucas came off on the sweater.

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Speaker 1: Then the courts got involved when he was accused of

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Speaker 1: stalking and harassment. Lucas's response he told the judge that

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Speaker 1: the box was the only way to get in and

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Speaker 1: get my stuff back.

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Speaker 3: He said it out loud, thinking someone would go, oh,

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Speaker 3: that's do you know what, We're just gonna drop this

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Speaker 3: whole face.

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Speaker 2: You're smart man. The judge didn't care.

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Speaker 1: I shave him four months in jail and a three

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Speaker 1: year restraining order.

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Speaker 3: Okay, good, I feel like that's not long enough.

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Speaker 1: For some reason, his next Lazer stories out of Sweet

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Speaker 1: Retreat headquarters. Some people would stay in a hotel room

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Speaker 1: decorated with clowns.

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Speaker 2: Others would run away in terror. I wouldn't be able to.

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Speaker 1: Some people would stay in a penthouse with the band Nickelback.

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Speaker 1: Others would shriek in horror. Okay, So is this latest

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Speaker 1: hotel promotion dreamy or a nightmare?

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Speaker 2: What do you got?

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Speaker 1: Because the candy company Brox is giving people the opportunity

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Speaker 1: to stay in an elaborate candy corn themed.

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Speaker 2: Hotel suite this fall.

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Speaker 1: We'll have the picture up on our Insta stories at

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey and I'm showing my co host.

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Speaker 3: Is so much candy corn. Even the headboards look like

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Speaker 3: candy pillows looking at it.

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Speaker 1: The sweet is decked out top to bottom in orange, yellow,

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Speaker 1: and white, along with actual candy corn designs.

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Speaker 3: I like the candy corn like melting sculpture that's on

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Speaker 3: the coffee table. I don't know what it is, but.

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Speaker 2: It's the pillows.

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Speaker 3: I also like the entire candy corn cart where you

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Speaker 3: can just eat as much as you want.

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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, since you saw that, you will get candy

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Speaker 1: corn inside the sweet and more because every booking comes

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Speaker 1: with a one year supply of candy corn, which is

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Speaker 1: an eleven ounce bag that will be shipped to your

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Speaker 1: house once.

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Speaker 2: A week for fifty two weeks. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Left over from.

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Speaker 3: Candy corn is definitely always old.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, people like it stale. That's the best way to

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Speaker 2: eat it.

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Speaker 1: The rooms are exclusively offered at two Great Wolf Lodge

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Speaker 1: locations Pennsylvania and Illinois. You can book year stay between

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Speaker 1: September twenty second, which is the first day of fall,

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Speaker 1: and Halloween, and the rates start at three hundred and

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Speaker 1: forty nine dollars per night.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's actually just kind of.

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Speaker 2: What it costs. Yeah, plus them. You know you're a Cancorne.

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Speaker 1: Yeah s.

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Speaker 2: Next Laser stories out of movie Mania.

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Speaker 1: If you haven't heard, the latest installment of the film,

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Speaker 1: Beetlejuice is raking in the bucks, over one hundred million

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Speaker 1: dollars already in the first weekend.

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Speaker 3: I've got a really high rating on Rotten Tomatoes too,

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Speaker 3: it's like a eighty two percent. I haven't seen Juice

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Speaker 3: Feel Juice yet.

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Speaker 1: But the thing about the movie that's getting the most

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Speaker 1: press is something you won't find inside the theater because

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Speaker 1: AMC is selling a special drink in honor of the

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Speaker 1: film called the Sandworm Slayer. Whoa nice is that?

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Speaker 3: Where you just go to the pop machine and put.

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Speaker 2: It all together.

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Speaker 1: You can see it on our Insta stories again Abrook

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey. It's a twenty four ounced cocktail made with

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Speaker 1: blue and black raspberry juice and so called premium vodka okay,

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Speaker 1: and then it's topped with gummy worms.

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Speaker 2: It's you drink.

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Speaker 3: I know that AMC was in the cocktail game. I

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Speaker 3: think they're like, yeah, more money, what alone premium vodka.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you.

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Speaker 1: Got to figure out a way to get people back

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Speaker 1: into the theaters. It's going viral right now because someone

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Speaker 1: said they paid thirty one bucks for it. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: that's why you get one shot. AMC actually responded to

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Speaker 1: that post, and they claimed there was a mistake that

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Speaker 1: the sam Worn Slayer is actually only twenty one.

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Speaker 3: Dollars, so cheaper than a large Popcorse.

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Speaker 2: What a deal.

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Speaker 1: The one that went viral was purchased in California, where

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Speaker 1: it's more expensive because of the state's liquor pricing laws.

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Speaker 1: AMC still says it ninety two percent of their locations.

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Speaker 2: It's a reasonably priced twenty one.

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Speaker 3: Bucks more than a ticket to the movie. Looks like

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Speaker 3: I'm sneaking vodka in my person.

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Speaker 2: Now it's already got vodka, but even more vodka.

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Speaker 3: That's what I did.

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Speaker 2: Speaking of Sandworm Slayer, wait a minute.

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Speaker 1: This that was this guy's nickname in college and I'm

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Speaker 1: not gonna say why, but I will say he did

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Speaker 1: go through a lot of antibiotics that we're prescribed to him.

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Speaker 2: And that sound means Laser Stories has come to an

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Speaker 2: end of the day.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna do it we'll do it again the same

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Speaker 1: time on Friday

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,