WEBVTT - "Jamaica Me Crazy!" With Chad Kultgen 0:00:00.440 --> 0:00:04.240 Hi, ladies. This is Eddie Peppertone, and I just want 0:00:04.280 --> 0:00:06.560 to say I love you very much. I love you 0:00:06.640 --> 0:00:12.479 very much. Ladies. Um, let's go to Jamaica and have sex. Okay, okay, 0:00:12.720 --> 0:00:15.680 all right, now that the sex is over, I gotta 0:00:15.760 --> 0:00:21.160 tell one of you, ladies, you're so special, you so 0:00:21.760 --> 0:00:26.480 goddamn special. Oh god. The only reason I had sex 0:00:26.560 --> 0:00:31.600 with you is because I was confused. I was confused. 0:00:31.680 --> 0:00:34.120 I love the other two, not that one. Look what's 0:00:34.159 --> 0:00:38.720 going on? What is going on? My name is Ben 0:00:39.560 --> 0:00:45.920 and I'm just here to bang some babies in Jamaica. Okay, Yes, 0:00:46.159 --> 0:00:50.320 I'm Ben. I'm just an account manager. You're too good 0:00:50.360 --> 0:00:54.040 for me. Lauren b Oh, Joe, Joe, you look amazing 0:00:54.120 --> 0:00:58.040 in that dress. Where is my rose? Where is my rose? 0:00:58.280 --> 0:01:02.440 Oh my god? I'm ready to be married? Said kill Yeah. 0:01:02.480 --> 0:01:06.960 I can't take it anymore, folks, I can't take it anymore. 0:01:07.000 --> 0:01:11.080 This is Anie Peppertone coming out of character. Um, I 0:01:11.160 --> 0:01:16.120 can't take it to watch this show is you know? 0:01:16.200 --> 0:01:19.000 Well you've heard my last few. I call them communic 0:01:19.040 --> 0:01:22.679 as to Art and and Aaron and whoever the guest 0:01:22.840 --> 0:01:27.080 is that they have. It's just um, it's so soul 0:01:27.160 --> 0:01:31.480 crushing and my numbing. And yesterday in America was Super 0:01:31.600 --> 0:01:37.399 Tuesday where Hillary Clinton, the evil Clinton and the evil 0:01:37.480 --> 0:01:42.679 Donald Trump, um, signifying the rise of fascism and the 0:01:42.800 --> 0:01:47.160 powerlessness that so many people feel in this country that 0:01:47.200 --> 0:01:53.280 are now being channeled into a hateful demagogue. Um, you 0:01:53.320 --> 0:01:58.720 know that's that. That's The Bachelor is taking place amongst 0:01:58.760 --> 0:02:02.800 the rise of fascism in America. And the reason why 0:02:02.840 --> 0:02:06.760 there's a rise of fascism in America is directly linked 0:02:06.760 --> 0:02:11.919 to shows like this so called guilty Pleasures. These shows 0:02:12.080 --> 0:02:16.120 just make the populist dumber and dumber, which, by the way, 0:02:16.639 --> 0:02:19.880 I can't believe they made dumber and Dumber two. One 0:02:20.160 --> 0:02:22.359 was okay, you know, you figure it's an idea, but 0:02:22.440 --> 0:02:25.440 dumber and dumber two are you fucking kidding me? Anyway, 0:02:25.720 --> 0:02:28.840 So fascism, the rise of fascism is tied into shows 0:02:28.880 --> 0:02:33.840 like The Bachelor, just ridiculous shows that have no depth, 0:02:34.040 --> 0:02:36.200 you know what I mean, They have no depth. So 0:02:36.280 --> 0:02:40.440 now it's down to these two women and uh, you know, 0:02:40.560 --> 0:02:43.920 Lauren b And and Joejoe who even cares what their 0:02:44.040 --> 0:02:48.200 names are? Um, you know, it's just it's just a 0:02:48.240 --> 0:02:51.480 horror show. This country is a horror show, and this 0:02:51.520 --> 0:02:55.200 show is one of the reasons why. And I have 0:02:55.400 --> 0:02:59.440 watched every episode. And what I have to do, according 0:02:59.480 --> 0:03:02.239 to is according to a friend of mine, is get 0:03:02.240 --> 0:03:06.680 a cleanse from a Native American in New Mexico that 0:03:06.760 --> 0:03:10.640 he knows of in Taos, New Mexico. I have to 0:03:10.680 --> 0:03:13.160 go get a cleanse because of this show. Like it 0:03:13.520 --> 0:03:18.840 involves sage, it involves Ralphine, it involves prayer and meditation 0:03:18.960 --> 0:03:21.760 to the Great Source. And let me tell you something, 0:03:21.840 --> 0:03:25.840 the great Source that gives us all life would hate 0:03:25.840 --> 0:03:35.280 this fucking show. No entering, nervous Dockholm. Make sure, yes, 0:03:37.160 --> 0:04:02.480 here we go, Here we go, this rule great world exactly. 0:04:06.240 --> 0:04:10.200 My god, We've made it America, Canada and Europe, because 0:04:10.200 --> 0:04:11.920 I'm going to guess those are the main people that 0:04:11.960 --> 0:04:15.200 are listening, but I could be Asia. Hello. This is 0:04:15.360 --> 0:04:19.760 Art Marine, host of Will You Accept This Rose Bachelor 0:04:19.839 --> 0:04:23.400 Tribute Podcast along with my co host Aaron Foley, and 0:04:23.440 --> 0:04:27.599 we have a very special guest tonight, a straight guy, 0:04:27.960 --> 0:04:30.560 a friend of mine. Um you might know him as 0:04:30.600 --> 0:04:34.800 the screenwriter of Burt Wonderstone. He also has an Instagram 0:04:34.839 --> 0:04:38.159 account devoted both to a squirrel family that he feeds, 0:04:38.240 --> 0:04:42.320 and the Bachelor. Um, please put your hands together for 0:04:42.520 --> 0:04:46.280 Chad called Jim. Thank you guys. It is a pleasure 0:04:46.279 --> 0:04:47.920 and an honor, if I may say, to be here 0:04:48.120 --> 0:04:50.719 on the day following what is the most important episode 0:04:50.760 --> 0:04:54.599 of every season? Oh my god, can I just tell you, Um, 0:04:54.640 --> 0:04:57.200 the fact that you get to come do fantasy suits 0:04:57.240 --> 0:04:59.960 the fact that any of us really do it really 0:05:00.400 --> 0:05:04.160 is I'm sprung out of bed this morning, honestly sprung. Now. 0:05:04.279 --> 0:05:08.800 I enjoy Oscar weekend. I do enjoy sort of like, um, 0:05:08.800 --> 0:05:11.039 not hate watching the Oscars, but I do. I go 0:05:11.120 --> 0:05:13.440 to a party. I like an Oscar pool. I like 0:05:13.520 --> 0:05:16.200 looking at the outfits. This was so much more important 0:05:16.240 --> 0:05:19.000 to me than that this week fantasy. It's also two 0:05:19.000 --> 0:05:22.080 more weeks until I don't have to hear Ben speak. 0:05:22.240 --> 0:05:24.320 Oh my god, how dare you? I could listen to 0:05:24.360 --> 0:05:28.760 him describe himself as a child. Everyone's like a little kid. 0:05:28.800 --> 0:05:30.600 A little kid. I'm like a little kid who is 0:05:30.600 --> 0:05:33.760 about to go three other kids right now, like a 0:05:34.040 --> 0:05:36.160 self confess she felt like a little I noticed that. 0:05:36.320 --> 0:05:38.880 I don't know if that's his infantilization rubbing off on them. 0:05:38.960 --> 0:05:40.960 What they all seem to be doing. They love to say, no, 0:05:41.160 --> 0:05:42.640 is there anything that we don't want to talk about 0:05:42.640 --> 0:05:44.800 in our personal lives? And it happened in the last 0:05:44.880 --> 0:05:49.280 week with anybody that's of importance. Um, did you watch 0:05:49.320 --> 0:05:52.960 the Oscars? I did watch the Oscars? Best Dress, Worst Dress? 0:05:53.680 --> 0:05:56.080 Oh you know, I don't you don't care, I don't 0:05:56.320 --> 0:05:59.839 really Okay, any thoughts on the oscars? Um, I guess 0:05:59.880 --> 0:06:02.360 my biggest thought was like, I gotta get it together 0:06:02.440 --> 0:06:08.040 because my fantasy baseball starts in two weeks. But uh um, 0:06:08.360 --> 0:06:11.120 I was happy Adam McKay. We did ved that in McKay. 0:06:11.360 --> 0:06:13.280 That was the first time I saw somebody that I've 0:06:13.480 --> 0:06:15.640 done a project with actually when an Oscar, which was 0:06:15.760 --> 0:06:17.719 that was super excited. That was excited. There were some 0:06:17.760 --> 0:06:24.080 feel good moments, you know, entrenched in the crazy narcissism monologue. 0:06:24.120 --> 0:06:26.320 I thought that was really good, funny all that, and 0:06:26.360 --> 0:06:28.839 then it was kind of like never again good or funny, 0:06:28.880 --> 0:06:30.400 but you know, I agree with you up top. I 0:06:30.400 --> 0:06:31.880 felt like, okay, and then it was like that it's 0:06:31.920 --> 0:06:35.040 so it was so I enjoyed the Compton when they 0:06:35.040 --> 0:06:37.640 went to the movie theater. Yeah, that was the part 0:06:37.680 --> 0:06:39.760 I was like I don't. I just I didn't feel 0:06:39.800 --> 0:06:41.599 like that was I feel like that was now showing 0:06:41.640 --> 0:06:44.160 people in a poor light. Yeah you know what I mean. 0:06:44.560 --> 0:06:47.160 I did like Tracy Morgan as a gay lady. I'll 0:06:47.120 --> 0:06:48.960 probably get shipped for this, but when he was eating 0:06:48.960 --> 0:06:52.640 the Danish, he kills me. I'm like, I still think 0:06:52.640 --> 0:06:56.200 Brian Fellows might be one of my favorite. Like Fellows 0:06:56.839 --> 0:06:59.119 can just watch, you could just watch Tracy could literally 0:06:59.160 --> 0:07:01.240 just do the alphabet to do pretty much anything. Is 0:07:01.240 --> 0:07:03.920 it really hot in here? Am I crazy? Is here 0:07:03.920 --> 0:07:05.880 a T shirt I can put on? What do you expect? 0:07:05.880 --> 0:07:07.880 The day after Fantasy Sweeps? I do think all that 0:07:07.920 --> 0:07:10.920 pressure Chris Rock was under I thought he I thought 0:07:11.040 --> 0:07:12.760 he did a good job, right. What else could he do? 0:07:12.880 --> 0:07:15.920 Was all? I kept thinking, like, it was super uncomfortable 0:07:15.960 --> 0:07:18.360 to watch this room full of all white people laughing 0:07:18.480 --> 0:07:20.880 at for example, that segment where they go to Compton 0:07:21.800 --> 0:07:23.440 they've heard of any of the white movies? It was 0:07:23.480 --> 0:07:26.880 so awkward. What else could he do? Nothing? If you heard, 0:07:27.200 --> 0:07:29.880 you know, I would I would say, like, you know, 0:07:30.000 --> 0:07:35.040 I wanted more jokes just about other things. And there's 0:07:35.080 --> 0:07:39.400 so many like ridiculous fun you know movies I would 0:07:39.400 --> 0:07:41.360 have thrown in a couple of other jokes, you know 0:07:41.360 --> 0:07:43.520 what I mean. I thought it was like bordering on 0:07:43.560 --> 0:07:45.720 a little bit of overkill. But I thought he's so 0:07:45.760 --> 0:07:49.440 smart and funny that um, and he's been one of 0:07:49.440 --> 0:07:50.840 my you know, I've done stand up for so long 0:07:50.880 --> 0:07:53.720 and he's just been one of my idols for so long. Fantastic, 0:07:53.880 --> 0:07:55.480 one of the best that ever lived. I thought that 0:07:55.600 --> 0:07:58.880 was super fun in the in the yeah, I mean, 0:07:58.920 --> 0:08:01.560 Saturday Live had a really funny sketch a couple of 0:08:01.560 --> 0:08:05.240 months ago about like white people, um getting honored for 0:08:05.280 --> 0:08:07.640 like in like sort of quote unquote black movies that 0:08:07.680 --> 0:08:10.240 I thought was so spot on. So I did like 0:08:10.320 --> 0:08:12.720 the sketch with like that awesome lady from Sarah Live, 0:08:12.840 --> 0:08:15.800 like attacking Leonardo with a revenue Like. I thought that 0:08:15.880 --> 0:08:17.800 was really funny. Yeah, they but I mean, you know, 0:08:17.840 --> 0:08:19.440 they always do some good kind of things like that 0:08:19.440 --> 0:08:21.240 where they're taking footage from the old movie or in 0:08:21.280 --> 0:08:24.440 some way making fun of the different Best Picture nominees. 0:08:25.360 --> 0:08:29.120 Arden did a quick, literally little costume change in the 0:08:29.160 --> 0:08:32.920 middle of the podcast and came back and it says, gay, Okay, alright, 0:08:33.600 --> 0:08:37.719 is that just laying it around or because he is gay. Okay, 0:08:37.400 --> 0:08:41.400 my personally belongs to but now I'm wearing it this day. Okay, 0:08:41.640 --> 0:08:44.560 I have to before before we get into the meat 0:08:44.600 --> 0:08:47.120 of this cuss on this, of course, because I'm probably 0:08:47.240 --> 0:08:49.360 going to go all right, Can I just started out, 0:08:49.440 --> 0:08:55.160 let's just really channel Jamaica, make graz crazy, Sandals, Sandals 0:08:55.160 --> 0:08:59.679 Resort Jamaica. Okay, you think when you want to Fox 0:08:59.760 --> 0:09:02.200 three girls and three success today is you better go 0:09:02.280 --> 0:09:05.880 to fucking Sandals and you know what sandals exactly? And 0:09:05.920 --> 0:09:08.000 by the way, can I also give a shout out? 0:09:08.080 --> 0:09:11.520 Who knew Man? Which has existed anymore? So? Marketing director? 0:09:11.840 --> 0:09:13.840 Did you watch it on? Team? Wrote it down? Man 0:09:13.960 --> 0:09:17.760 my god, Rush Man Crush Monday, Man Wich Monday. I 0:09:17.800 --> 0:09:19.839 was like, that is brilliant. I haven't heard of man, 0:09:19.920 --> 0:09:22.400 which is since the eighties. Ready to see them eating. 0:09:24.559 --> 0:09:27.560 I loved it. I feel like I'm free now I 0:09:27.559 --> 0:09:30.160 can really be free. It doesn't go with man Witch, sandwiches, 0:09:30.440 --> 0:09:33.120 rose petals and candles on the table. Oh my god, 0:09:34.040 --> 0:09:36.480 that was at well. I also loved Okay, he started out, 0:09:36.679 --> 0:09:39.960 he's in his dumb and his dumb preppy outfits going, 0:09:40.440 --> 0:09:42.640 I'm really excited to be in Jamaica to do some 0:09:42.679 --> 0:09:46.000 of the most romantic things, basically like fucking very women. 0:09:46.679 --> 0:09:48.760 And by the the romance part is that he's honest 0:09:48.840 --> 0:09:51.959 with all three so they know that's the real romances 0:09:52.000 --> 0:09:54.400 doing it, but letting them know he's doing it. Now. 0:09:54.520 --> 0:09:57.080 I have a friend who anything you can't hear, Let's 0:09:57.080 --> 0:09:59.640 turn anybody here? Can you hear that? Can you hear now? Now? Yeah? 0:09:59.640 --> 0:10:02.880 I can hear? Um Uh. There was a buddy of mine, 0:10:03.200 --> 0:10:06.840 my friend Laurie, kept texting me from Berkeley saying how 0:10:06.920 --> 0:10:09.200 big a boner's he had all for the night. She 0:10:09.360 --> 0:10:11.520 is a lesbian. She goes leaving into the lesbian make 0:10:11.520 --> 0:10:14.120 sure that he's back, and he there's that one shot 0:10:14.120 --> 0:10:17.680 where he's making out with Lauren b I think, yeah, 0:10:18.120 --> 0:10:22.640 I did a thing on Jesus Christ. But that's been 0:10:22.640 --> 0:10:24.240 all season. Well, that's the thing, because it was during 0:10:24.280 --> 0:10:26.440 the flashbacks from the early on, it was the Lauren dates. 0:10:26.480 --> 0:10:28.760 He had a pack in huge heat and then he 0:10:28.800 --> 0:10:31.920 had a huge boner in the waterfall with Joe. Joe. 0:10:32.160 --> 0:10:35.800 Who wouldn't she looked great in a bikini. Every girl. Okay, 0:10:37.080 --> 0:10:40.000 that's that's the whole premise of the Bachelor's like, here's 0:10:40.040 --> 0:10:42.920 all these people. Essentially, here's what I think the Bachelor is. 0:10:43.440 --> 0:10:46.520 It's a question can be asked to any human being, 0:10:46.840 --> 0:10:49.600 would you do this thing to try and find your 0:10:49.600 --> 0:10:52.480 soul mate, your lover or whatever. If the answer is yes, 0:10:52.720 --> 0:10:54.880 you now go on the show for our entertainment, for 0:10:54.880 --> 0:10:57.160 the people who would say no to And so that's it. 0:10:57.280 --> 0:10:59.800 That's the whole thing. It's all these kind of like attractive, 0:11:00.120 --> 0:11:04.040 emotionally stunted or maybe childlike, as they themselves claim the 0:11:04.240 --> 0:11:07.920 people that we're watching. Yeah, nonetheless, come on when you 0:11:07.960 --> 0:11:10.880 were the show, maybe for the experience, Like go get 0:11:10.960 --> 0:11:15.040 drunk and go to Sandal's Jamaica. I'm just saying, cries 0:11:15.120 --> 0:11:17.480 at how nice some of the sweets were in Sandal's Jamaica. 0:11:17.720 --> 0:11:20.480 Like the actual rooms look that different from like a 0:11:20.600 --> 0:11:24.160 nice you know, like a nice Western I have to say, 0:11:24.280 --> 0:11:27.240 I pictured now it's clearly the high end Sandals. That is, 0:11:27.280 --> 0:11:29.880 like when you really need some serious to happen, are 0:11:29.880 --> 0:11:32.680 you're thrown down for the high end Later It literally 0:11:32.760 --> 0:11:34.880 seemed like a place that I would I would if 0:11:34.920 --> 0:11:37.680 I got a free vacation to sand in Jamaica, Like 0:11:37.679 --> 0:11:40.840 I'm gonna pass Okay, let's it just looks so cheesy. 0:11:40.920 --> 0:11:43.920 So before we even get into the dates. What woman 0:11:44.160 --> 0:11:47.480 has ever walked around in a robe? They all had 0:11:47.480 --> 0:11:50.000 their little robes on, little satin robes up top, and 0:11:50.040 --> 0:11:53.320 their pink robes and their green robes or satin robes, 0:11:53.440 --> 0:11:58.360 like no real human woman wears little satin robes like that. 0:11:58.400 --> 0:12:03.840 I wanted a white, thick sandals robe. It just horribly undertractive. 0:12:04.080 --> 0:12:07.320 Um okay, Kayla, Kayla starting out just smiling at the 0:12:07.440 --> 0:12:10.920 air there is the lights are on. All that home 0:12:11.000 --> 0:12:13.720 is a good bouncy blowout that she can't stop flipping. 0:12:14.200 --> 0:12:15.600 I can't wait till we get to the part where 0:12:15.600 --> 0:12:17.640 she said, can we start with her surprising him at 0:12:17.640 --> 0:12:22.480 the end of the work backwards thinect I called she 0:12:22.559 --> 0:12:24.720 was my secret crazy at the top of the season, 0:12:25.040 --> 0:12:28.640 you know, like that girl that that they sent over 0:12:28.720 --> 0:12:32.480 to sabotage the other to sabotage Lauren. If the if 0:12:32.480 --> 0:12:35.600 the producers are going no, no, go, surprise him, They're 0:12:35.720 --> 0:12:39.200 they're utilizing you to look crazy like it's never The 0:12:39.240 --> 0:12:41.439 show is so manipulative, even in the bumper that they 0:12:41.520 --> 0:12:45.000 use to promote the notion that Kayla is going to 0:12:45.080 --> 0:12:48.240 come over in the morning after him and jojo in 0:12:48.280 --> 0:12:51.840 the gasp where was the gasp? Gasp was in the 0:12:51.840 --> 0:12:54.120 audio booth when they recorded it too late and wanted 0:12:54.120 --> 0:12:57.559 a dass it was. It was so okay, But she 0:12:57.640 --> 0:13:01.040 served her purpose. I think that kay one had ulterior motive. 0:13:01.080 --> 0:13:03.840 She wants to be the bachelorette. I think from day one, uh, 0:13:03.880 --> 0:13:07.520 and she'll never be. Luckily, Ben is the semi racist 0:13:07.559 --> 0:13:09.680 guy who just wants to fuck a non white girl 0:13:09.760 --> 0:13:13.800 one time before engaging with a white girl that purpose. 0:13:13.960 --> 0:13:17.520 I do think that if she had any personality, I 0:13:17.559 --> 0:13:19.960 think she could have gone farther though, Like, if she 0:13:20.040 --> 0:13:22.640 had any like that was the worst date of all time, 0:13:22.920 --> 0:13:27.199 them going down the river. That was so hard and 0:13:27.320 --> 0:13:29.520 it was amazing. Yeah, it was really really good. You know. 0:13:29.559 --> 0:13:31.200 My sister brought up a good point. She was like, God, 0:13:31.240 --> 0:13:33.560 you know, you can't have one bad day. You can't 0:13:33.559 --> 0:13:39.319 have seconds. They can string together ten consecutive seconds. If 0:13:39.320 --> 0:13:41.040 you're not speaking, they can make it look like the 0:13:41.040 --> 0:13:43.200 worst fucking day that has ever. I think at one 0:13:43.240 --> 0:13:45.960 point I was like, wait, is my I hit the audio? 0:13:46.960 --> 0:13:49.400 Did the audio go off? I mean, so let's also 0:13:49.679 --> 0:13:52.240 be real, like they're Mike, the producers could say, Hey, 0:13:52.240 --> 0:13:53.840 can you guys just be quiet a second, we gotta 0:13:53.880 --> 0:13:57.840 test I have been from the get go, say and 0:13:57.920 --> 0:14:00.280 she is. She is a freaky girl. She's been my 0:14:00.520 --> 0:14:05.400 crazy pick. There's no there there you were. Well, I mean, 0:14:05.440 --> 0:14:08.720 we call them sociopaths in the planet Earth. But the 0:14:08.800 --> 0:14:12.000 reason being, I think, uh or one of the most 0:14:12.000 --> 0:14:14.560 telltale signs of a sociopath as a thing called duper's delight, 0:14:14.600 --> 0:14:16.600 which is, once you've told the deceit and it's been 0:14:16.640 --> 0:14:19.840 perceived as true, you'll smile. Their images of Bill Clinton 0:14:19.880 --> 0:14:21.000 doing this, so when he said I did not have 0:14:21.000 --> 0:14:22.800 sex with that girl O J with the glove all 0:14:22.800 --> 0:14:25.640 this ship right, Duper's delight, Like that could be the 0:14:25.720 --> 0:14:29.400 name of this podcast, a band called duper if you 0:14:29.880 --> 0:14:31.320 if you go back and look, I think I probably 0:14:31.320 --> 0:14:33.320 have a picture of this on my phone somewhere. Uh. 0:14:33.560 --> 0:14:36.560 The moment right after Kayla is dumped, she produces a 0:14:36.600 --> 0:14:40.920 giant yes she does smiles, which lets me know that 0:14:40.960 --> 0:14:43.840 she's like, I'm in I'm the next bachelor atte Here's 0:14:43.840 --> 0:14:47.480 the thing I have to say, She's not. She believes 0:14:47.520 --> 0:14:49.720 she is. She believes that she's played her plan well, 0:14:49.760 --> 0:14:52.440 but I do think here's the I think looking back 0:14:52.520 --> 0:14:55.920 on last week with the producers sending the flowers from 0:14:56.040 --> 0:14:59.000 JoJo's boyfriend, they clearly saw a head. They're like, oh, 0:14:59.000 --> 0:15:01.720 should we can't have a Mamanda with the kids. Nobody 0:15:01.760 --> 0:15:03.880 likes Kayla. Let's try to wreck this early so we 0:15:03.880 --> 0:15:05.640 can get Jojo to be the bachelor, because it's never 0:15:05.680 --> 0:15:07.960 the number two, that's the bachelorette. But I don't think 0:15:08.000 --> 0:15:10.760 Kayla ever had a chance. Kyla was only a curiosity, 0:15:11.000 --> 0:15:12.520 That's what I mean. But I mean I think that 0:15:12.560 --> 0:15:16.320 the producers were trying to trying to get Kayla to 0:15:16.360 --> 0:15:18.600 be one of the two because I think they need 0:15:18.640 --> 0:15:20.360 a good bachelorette, and they were hoping it'll be Joe too. 0:15:20.440 --> 0:15:22.720 It's never the second person, it will it will be 0:15:22.880 --> 0:15:26.320 well know the predictions. Are we doing that or let's 0:15:26.360 --> 0:15:30.320 all right, let's let's get through this. I start with 0:15:30.400 --> 0:15:32.840 him climbing that mountain in his flip flop, like he 0:15:32.960 --> 0:15:39.120 never climbed up stairs ever before stairs and if it 0:15:39.280 --> 0:15:43.080 is sandals Jamaica, just I was like, is this a 0:15:43.200 --> 0:15:47.360 hidden pyramid of sandals? It was like the Aztec culture 0:15:47.840 --> 0:15:51.160 that came the time you see shots like that, you 0:15:51.280 --> 0:15:53.360 just know that, like he's standing around, he's gonna do 0:15:53.400 --> 0:15:55.600 whatever the producers tell him, and they're like, why don't 0:15:55.600 --> 0:15:59.760 you go climb up that zigaratte over there? And Sandals? Well, okay, so, 0:16:00.160 --> 0:16:04.160 Kayla when he Kayla was my deepest relationship, deepest what 0:16:04.280 --> 0:16:06.360 are you talking? He wanted to funk her the most. 0:16:06.480 --> 0:16:08.640 He wanted to sun her badly because she's a sex panther. 0:16:09.200 --> 0:16:11.600 She's a sex panther from early on. I think so, 0:16:11.680 --> 0:16:14.280 I think I think that could be a good argument 0:16:14.320 --> 0:16:16.600 that he wanted to sunk her the most. He did. Yeah, 0:16:16.680 --> 0:16:19.440 Also because of the racial curiosity, I think he was like, 0:16:19.480 --> 0:16:21.640 I really think that's a piece of it, because we 0:16:21.720 --> 0:16:25.800 even see him earlier in the season telling Jubilee, I'm 0:16:25.840 --> 0:16:32.400 not that white, which is obviously a lie, as so 0:16:32.480 --> 0:16:37.240 Indiana with that Bible quote. He might be the Bible quote. Okay, okay, 0:16:37.240 --> 0:16:39.320 so and then sher saying, oh my god, the Sandals 0:16:39.320 --> 0:16:41.080 is the greatest. There's a swing over the water, and 0:16:41.120 --> 0:16:42.520 all I kept thinking is that you're trying to say 0:16:42.520 --> 0:16:44.560 it's like a like a sex swing, Like, well, they 0:16:44.720 --> 0:16:47.440 lay on thick every fantasy sweet episode. There's a million 0:16:47.600 --> 0:16:50.120 sex references. Okay, so then they go down the river 0:16:50.160 --> 0:16:52.800 and the let's do this. Let's let's back up a 0:16:52.840 --> 0:16:55.920 little bit. In the first sequence of this show, Ben 0:16:55.920 --> 0:16:58.960 walks into the room and the first thing he does, 0:16:59.080 --> 0:17:01.560 he says, there's gonna be a lot of romance or 0:17:01.560 --> 0:17:04.399 something going on here, romantic feelings, and he presses on 0:17:04.480 --> 0:17:09.880 the bed to test his firmness. That's in the show's from. 0:17:11.840 --> 0:17:16.320 All of them were different. My brother and I watched 0:17:16.359 --> 0:17:19.080 it for the first time. My brother had never seen it. Okay, 0:17:19.240 --> 0:17:22.400 we watched the last night he's in. He loved it. Um, 0:17:22.600 --> 0:17:24.840 we were I think they were all different because I 0:17:24.920 --> 0:17:27.960 don't think that Kayla had a pool or a hot top. 0:17:28.520 --> 0:17:30.720 It's different sweets in the same different tweets in the 0:17:30.720 --> 0:17:32.760 same RAZI because I was like, oh my god, he 0:17:32.880 --> 0:17:38.360 because he just sucked her like very similar. I don't 0:17:38.359 --> 0:17:40.679 know how you like, I guess, yeah, twenty, I don't know. 0:17:40.720 --> 0:17:43.159 I don't know. I was always under the impression in 0:17:43.200 --> 0:17:44.879 the beginning, when I first started watching the show, is 0:17:44.960 --> 0:17:46.920 under the impression that they probably had like a week 0:17:47.000 --> 0:17:49.880 or two in between the Fox sessions to give everybody 0:17:49.880 --> 0:17:56.639 a chance. You want. Deplorable if we can get picked. 0:17:56.680 --> 0:17:58.080 You kind of want to be the last one, but 0:17:58.119 --> 0:18:00.480 you don't want to be getting all the funky junkie 0:18:00.520 --> 0:18:02.359 that's coming. Pretty sure you want to be the first 0:18:02.359 --> 0:18:04.960 one every time. Yeah, for the well, I mean just 0:18:05.760 --> 0:18:10.119 for all of his uh shortcomings, which are almost he 0:18:10.200 --> 0:18:13.960 didn't have crashed last season yet. Katie loves Nick Katie 0:18:14.000 --> 0:18:17.320 loves my Nick Vilbo Instagram account, which is an image 0:18:17.320 --> 0:18:21.240 for image remake of his Instagram where I revealed the truth. Wow. 0:18:22.160 --> 0:18:25.399 I just want to say Ben and Kayla's date was 0:18:25.560 --> 0:18:27.800 the single worst date that I have ever been on, 0:18:27.840 --> 0:18:30.000 because I feel like I was on it. And I've 0:18:30.000 --> 0:18:33.280 been on some bad dates. Literally, I've gotten like like 0:18:33.400 --> 0:18:34.879 head rubs at the end of the day, it's like 0:18:34.880 --> 0:18:36.720 a pat on the head, like a lot of high five. 0:18:36.800 --> 0:18:38.960 I've gotten like kid out like nuggie. I basically got 0:18:38.960 --> 0:18:40.919 a nuggie at the end of the day that like waking. 0:18:41.000 --> 0:18:42.960 I didn't fuck him, but like I made now the 0:18:42.960 --> 0:18:44.800 guy I woke up in the morning got like a noogie. 0:18:45.200 --> 0:18:47.000 This is still the worst date I've ever been on. 0:18:47.119 --> 0:18:49.960 Was Ben and Kala's dates. Even the river boat dude 0:18:50.000 --> 0:18:53.840 was wearing Jamaican colors, Oh my god, the most. They 0:18:53.880 --> 0:18:57.159 always exploit the indigenous people wherever they go epode so 0:18:57.240 --> 0:18:59.840 uncomfortable to like, terrible, it's terrible. One of the worst. 0:18:59.840 --> 0:19:01.720 One was maybe three seasons ago. I think there was 0:19:01.760 --> 0:19:03.639 a shot did they go to Mexico And there was 0:19:03.680 --> 0:19:05.840 just a shot of a very sad man holding a shovel, 0:19:06.040 --> 0:19:08.600 like you guys remember that shot at all. I don't 0:19:08.600 --> 0:19:10.520 remember exactly where they were, but it was just like, 0:19:10.720 --> 0:19:15.600 Jesus Christ, how bad can this be? Like this was 0:19:15.600 --> 0:19:17.520 maybe two or three seasons ago. I think it was 0:19:17.520 --> 0:19:21.120 on Shawn Lowe's season the best. It was the worst date, 0:19:21.160 --> 0:19:23.240 but it produced the best, one of the best lines 0:19:23.280 --> 0:19:26.359 of all time. When they doubled back that night and 0:19:26.400 --> 0:19:28.639 he's like, I'd like to talk about it, And she said, 0:19:29.000 --> 0:19:32.200 it's funny that you noticed I was weird today. Well, 0:19:32.280 --> 0:19:35.400 there was only two of you and it was a 0:19:35.440 --> 0:19:38.800 weird situation. And for somebody you're gonna marry, wouldn't you 0:19:38.800 --> 0:19:40.600 want him to notice if you're in a bad mood 0:19:40.720 --> 0:19:44.280 just a little bit. It's funny that you noticed. I 0:19:44.320 --> 0:19:49.960 didn't say. Also, like, it's also like imagining a ca 0:19:50.200 --> 0:19:52.480 the cameraman that has to go into the street with 0:19:52.520 --> 0:19:55.840 all them, like some camera and sound guy has to 0:19:55.880 --> 0:20:00.000 be the final person in there filming them. Well, they're 0:20:00.000 --> 0:20:04.520 fireworks are exploding off as like fireworks. They were like 0:20:04.560 --> 0:20:10.960 ten like in a war. It was like, uh, insane. 0:20:10.960 --> 0:20:13.720 But I will say this my favorite part of the day, 0:20:13.880 --> 0:20:16.040 My favorite part of almost the entire show is whatever 0:20:16.080 --> 0:20:18.480 b roll the producers choose to put in as context 0:20:18.520 --> 0:20:20.200 for what has just happened or what is about to happen, 0:20:20.280 --> 0:20:23.760 sometimes foreshadowing. Uh, every shot has chosen in this show. 0:20:24.080 --> 0:20:26.000 The first thing you see after the date where he 0:20:26.040 --> 0:20:28.679 fox Kalo the next morning is the shot of a 0:20:28.840 --> 0:20:33.040 cow in the grass grazing. I think they're literally saying, 0:20:33.480 --> 0:20:35.040 you don't have to buy the cow to get the mall. 0:20:35.560 --> 0:20:39.120 You really feel like we're the professor, Like, why would 0:20:39.119 --> 0:20:41.280 they choose that shot? Account how much f roll do 0:20:41.320 --> 0:20:44.439 they have a fucking Jamaican beaches and sandals a million hours? 0:20:44.520 --> 0:20:49.160 They chose that as the first shot to show you that. Sorry, 0:20:49.160 --> 0:20:51.560 I get worked up because they're filming those days. Okay, guys, 0:20:51.560 --> 0:20:53.240 would be quiet. I love that we have to be 0:20:53.320 --> 0:20:58.119 quiet on an audio podcast. Okay, so that's redundant. Okay, 0:20:58.160 --> 0:21:00.760 So we'll get to that to whispering at the end 0:21:00.800 --> 0:21:04.720 of the s he was so so strange. But this 0:21:04.800 --> 0:21:07.040 is a recurring thing that I just was laughing so 0:21:07.119 --> 0:21:09.320 hard at like all three of them did it. Kaylea 0:21:09.440 --> 0:21:11.840 kicked it off. It happens every year, but I just 0:21:11.920 --> 0:21:13.720 want one time it to be different when they're just 0:21:13.800 --> 0:21:15.879 like they're just like I've been. I've been wanting to 0:21:15.920 --> 0:21:17.879 sell you something for a while and it's just like 0:21:17.960 --> 0:21:19.960 part of me is just you know, it's a little 0:21:19.960 --> 0:21:21.560 bit hard, but I've been wanting to tell you something 0:21:21.560 --> 0:21:23.359 for a while, and you know the l bombs coming, 0:21:23.400 --> 0:21:24.920 and I just want one of them to be like 0:21:25.359 --> 0:21:28.280 I'm lack, like I'm lactoast intolerant, like like I just 0:21:28.320 --> 0:21:30.840 shipped my pants and I just I need to excuse 0:21:30.920 --> 0:21:35.439 myself to get a new just so much everyone was 0:21:35.520 --> 0:21:39.320 the same moment, and it's for the for the last 0:21:39.320 --> 0:21:42.320