1 00:00:01,040 --> 00:00:02,920 Speaker 1: This just in It's the Jubal Show. 2 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:06,800 Speaker 2: Doctors say that two to three kiwi's a day can 3 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:11,119 Speaker 2: effectively treat constipation. Wait, in a related story, doctors are idiots. 4 00:00:11,320 --> 00:00:13,720 Speaker 2: I put three up there yesterday and nothing has happened. 5 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:16,520 Speaker 2: Oh no, no. See how easy it is to create 6 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:19,799 Speaker 2: fake news? I don't know really why. Every single week 7 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:22,680 Speaker 2: we bring you the cleverly named segment real News or 8 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:24,680 Speaker 2: Fake News, where I read a news story that's gone 9 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:26,240 Speaker 2: viral this week and you have to tell me if 10 00:00:26,239 --> 00:00:27,160 Speaker 2: it's a fake one. 11 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:28,920 Speaker 1: Or a real news story. 12 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:31,680 Speaker 2: It is a lot harder than you think, and it's 13 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:34,000 Speaker 2: always fun, and we'll do real news or fake news 14 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:37,840 Speaker 2: right after this freaking news right here on the Jewel Show. 15 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:38,760 Speaker 1: You heard it here first. 16 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:44,320 Speaker 2: US circumcision rates continue to drop, more proof that Americans 17 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:48,760 Speaker 2: don't like tipping. It's the Jewble Show and it's time 18 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:51,800 Speaker 2: for real news or fake news, the segment where we 19 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:54,560 Speaker 2: bring you a news story from the week that's gone 20 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:56,080 Speaker 2: viral and you have to tell me if it's a 21 00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:59,160 Speaker 2: real news story or a fake news story that people 22 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:03,360 Speaker 2: actually leaved. Do it right now and test your skills 23 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:06,520 Speaker 2: at spotting fake news. Here's your first headline for real 24 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:12,160 Speaker 2: news or fake news. AI detective's arrest team for chip 25 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:16,679 Speaker 2: bag weapon in beta trial testing. It's AI detective arrest 26 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:19,280 Speaker 2: team for chip bag weapon in beta trial testing. 27 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:20,280 Speaker 1: I don't know what that is. 28 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:23,400 Speaker 2: Here's the details of the story. This is out of London. 29 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:26,880 Speaker 2: In what's being called a wake up call for humanity, 30 00:01:27,160 --> 00:01:30,040 Speaker 2: a new AI powered detective system in the UK has 31 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:34,759 Speaker 2: made international headlines after its first prosecution. A seventeen year 32 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:38,000 Speaker 2: old was arrested under suspicion of carrying a weapon and 33 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:40,600 Speaker 2: when the weapon was recovered it would turn out to 34 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:43,160 Speaker 2: be sorry when the weapon turned out to be a 35 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:45,560 Speaker 2: crumpled bag of cool ranch Brito's. 36 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:46,320 Speaker 1: Oh no. 37 00:01:46,959 --> 00:01:51,240 Speaker 2: The arrest took place last Thursday in a suburban town 38 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:55,000 Speaker 2: outside of Manchester in the UK's New where the UK's 39 00:01:55,160 --> 00:02:00,360 Speaker 2: newly launched Apex Sentinel AI Detective Service or ASSADS, is 40 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:05,360 Speaker 2: undergoing beta testing. The teenager, who his name is being 41 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:08,120 Speaker 2: withheld due to law, sat on a bench eating a 42 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:12,560 Speaker 2: bag of Dorito's when the Apex Sentinel AI Detective Service 43 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:16,520 Speaker 2: unit flagged the bag as a metal like object with 44 00:02:16,639 --> 00:02:20,640 Speaker 2: hostile configuration, and the robot has the ability to apprehend 45 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:23,560 Speaker 2: and take people into custody. It promptly arrested the boy 46 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:25,760 Speaker 2: and transported him to the police station, where he was 47 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:28,480 Speaker 2: then booked and put into a holding cell until human 48 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:32,040 Speaker 2: officers checked data and camera footage and saw that the 49 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:33,200 Speaker 2: boy was arrested for. 50 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:34,440 Speaker 1: Just eating a bag of chips. 51 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:38,840 Speaker 2: Wow, apparently this machine has also arrested a juggling street 52 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:42,880 Speaker 2: performer for wielding a weapon and a nursing mother for 53 00:02:42,919 --> 00:02:46,919 Speaker 2: indecent exposure. Oh, it has been decommissioned while they quote 54 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,760 Speaker 2: work out the kinks quote is this a real new 55 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:51,000 Speaker 2: story or a fake news story? 56 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:53,080 Speaker 1: I feel like I have to go with fake. 57 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:56,320 Speaker 3: I can't imagine like a terminator type object walking around 58 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:57,839 Speaker 3: arresting like breastfeeding mom. 59 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:00,240 Speaker 1: I just can't. I have to go with You need 60 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:02,519 Speaker 1: to say fake, Victoria, you think it's real, real or fake? 61 00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:03,840 Speaker 1: I want to say real. 62 00:03:03,919 --> 00:03:06,000 Speaker 2: But also I think it's fake because you could easily 63 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:07,760 Speaker 2: just throw a glass of water on that guy and 64 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:12,639 Speaker 2: there he goes malfunctioning. This is a real news story 65 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:15,680 Speaker 2: to show you how bad it is getting with AI. 66 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:16,840 Speaker 1: Now are you serious? 67 00:03:16,919 --> 00:03:17,160 Speaker 2: Yeah? 68 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:20,200 Speaker 1: So day now you can just get arrested for standing 69 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:21,200 Speaker 1: and eating a back of chips. 70 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:23,639 Speaker 2: Luckily it's We've been decommissioned until I work out the 71 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:28,639 Speaker 2: kinks whatever. They're sorry, Yeah, exactly, that's terrifying. Here's another 72 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:30,919 Speaker 2: headline for Real News or Fake News? A segment where 73 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:32,760 Speaker 2: I give you a new story that's gone viral this week, 74 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:34,480 Speaker 2: and I have to tell me if it's a real 75 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:37,440 Speaker 2: news story or a fake one that people actually believed. 76 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:41,680 Speaker 2: Here is another headline, Flora man busted for illegal male 77 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:45,280 Speaker 2: enlargement clinic inside of his nineteen ninety four Toyota Camra. 78 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:47,240 Speaker 1: Wow, real just because to Florida. 79 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:49,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, once you're in Florida, you can already 80 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:50,280 Speaker 2: kind of assume that it might be real. 81 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:51,280 Speaker 1: But this story is insane. 82 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:54,520 Speaker 2: Here's the details in one of the more absurd episodes 83 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:58,440 Speaker 2: of What Were You Thinking? And Detectives have arrested thirty 84 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:03,920 Speaker 2: eight year old Orlando Doc Ramirez for allegedly performing illegal 85 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:04,880 Speaker 2: PP enhancements. 86 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:06,840 Speaker 1: Are you related to this? Victoria? 87 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:11,160 Speaker 2: Victoria's last name is Ramirez allegedly performing illegal PP enhancements 88 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,680 Speaker 2: in the back of his green nineteen ninety four Toyota 89 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:18,160 Speaker 2: Camri parked outside of a South Miami strip mall. 90 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:21,960 Speaker 1: Police say sorry. 91 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:27,320 Speaker 2: Police say Ramirez advertised his quick book suite on Instagram 92 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:30,919 Speaker 2: under the handle at Camri clinic and then numbers after it. 93 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:37,280 Speaker 2: Battery cables became clamps and a ring light doubled as 94 00:04:37,279 --> 00:04:40,680 Speaker 2: a surgical lamp, and the heating events served as makeshift 95 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:46,200 Speaker 2: autoclave trays, it said an investigator in the case. This person, Ramirez, 96 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:49,000 Speaker 2: allegedly charged clients between two hundred and eight hundred dollars 97 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:51,239 Speaker 2: depending on add ons I mean what. 98 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:52,840 Speaker 1: He admitted to learning the. 99 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:57,200 Speaker 2: Procedures from YouTube tutorials and parking his camera outside of 100 00:04:57,200 --> 00:05:01,440 Speaker 2: strip malls for last minute consultations. Florida Health Department spokesperson 101 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:04,839 Speaker 2: said that we've seen unlicensed services before, but this one 102 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:08,159 Speaker 2: is uniquely ridiculous. And the crazy part of the story 103 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:10,279 Speaker 2: is all of the procedures that he did in his 104 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:13,760 Speaker 2: Toyota Camry eighteen total were successes, and the people said 105 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:15,480 Speaker 2: they would go back to him in a heartbeat because 106 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:17,360 Speaker 2: he did such a good job. No, you can learn 107 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:21,120 Speaker 2: a lot on YouTube, you really can. Okay, So is 108 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:22,839 Speaker 2: this a real news story or a fake news story? 109 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:25,800 Speaker 2: Florida man busted for illegal mail enlargement clinic inside of 110 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:26,640 Speaker 2: his Toyota Camra. 111 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:29,760 Speaker 3: I'm really leaning towards fake because if something happens, can't 112 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:32,080 Speaker 3: you bleed out from that part of the body and 113 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:32,680 Speaker 3: like be done? 114 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:33,840 Speaker 1: Skis Yeah, I'm. 115 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:36,600 Speaker 3: Sure this camera would all be all messed up. I 116 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:38,440 Speaker 3: know that just doesn't feel right. Why would you allow 117 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:39,440 Speaker 3: somebody to know? 118 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:42,800 Speaker 2: It's shocking that eighteen people, it says, eighteen people trusted 119 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:45,479 Speaker 2: this guy that says he's a doctor in his nineteen 120 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:47,960 Speaker 2: ninety four Toyota Camra to do a procedure on them. Yeah. 121 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:51,600 Speaker 1: I think that Victoria, it's real or fair? I think 122 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:52,680 Speaker 1: it's real. Are you kidding me? 123 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:55,000 Speaker 3: It's it Florida man in the back of his camray 124 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:56,320 Speaker 3: absolutely real. 125 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:58,520 Speaker 2: And our healthcare system in this country is so bad. 126 00:05:58,839 --> 00:06:00,880 Speaker 2: I'd be like, hey, man, you're in a nineteen ninety 127 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:02,640 Speaker 2: four Tota camera. You're pretty sure you're not a doctor, 128 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:04,160 Speaker 2: But can you give me in this week at least 129 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:05,760 Speaker 2: I'm to wait like a month. 130 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:13,640 Speaker 1: Yet you have that this is a real news story. Yeah, lord, the. 131 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:15,919 Speaker 2: Man busted for I llegal male largement clinic inside of 132 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:18,159 Speaker 2: his nineteen ninety four Toyota camera. 133 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:20,920 Speaker 1: I have to see one. I need to know what 134 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:23,520 Speaker 1: that looks like. Being is busted while he is like 135 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:24,839 Speaker 1: mid procedure. 136 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:28,000 Speaker 2: Just let me finish this up, and the person who's 137 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:32,040 Speaker 2: doing it on is like, please let him finish. Here's 138 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:34,400 Speaker 2: another headline for real news or fake news. The segment 139 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:37,720 Speaker 2: where I bring you read a news headline from the 140 00:06:37,760 --> 00:06:39,039 Speaker 2: week that has gone viral. You have to tell me 141 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:40,640 Speaker 2: if it's a real one or a fake one that 142 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:44,679 Speaker 2: people actually believed. Her next headline is a French police 143 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:49,719 Speaker 2: make arrest in Louver museum heist, but can't understand confessions. Oh, 144 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:52,960 Speaker 2: French police make arrests in Louver museum height but a 145 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:55,720 Speaker 2: museum heist, but can't understand the confessions. 146 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:57,480 Speaker 1: Here is the news story. 147 00:06:57,520 --> 00:07:00,679 Speaker 2: After an estimated one hundred million dollars worth of jewels 148 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:04,000 Speaker 2: were stolen at the Louver in Paris. The museum director 149 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:06,800 Speaker 2: was some to ap pairfore French lawmakers amid the going 150 00:07:06,839 --> 00:07:10,840 Speaker 2: investigation and manhunt, and they actually have arrested three people 151 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:14,640 Speaker 2: that they believe are the culprits who stole the jewels 152 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:19,000 Speaker 2: from the Louver. Unfortunately, the story says they arrested three 153 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:23,840 Speaker 2: mimes who still had the jewels on them and when questioned, 154 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:27,480 Speaker 2: the mimes won't give any details because well they're mimes. 155 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:30,360 Speaker 1: Is that a real new story or a fake new story, 156 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:31,880 Speaker 1: fake I thought. I just read that. 157 00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:39,520 Speaker 3: They melted it down already. 158 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:37,240 Speaker 1: One hundred percent fake. 159 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:39,160 Speaker 2: But the sad part is there are some people that 160 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:41,080 Speaker 2: actually believed it because it went viral and so they 161 00:07:41,080 --> 00:07:45,200 Speaker 2: were sharing. The mimes got busted for the museum Ice, 162 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:46,720 Speaker 2: I believe that people believe that. 163 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:47,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, I believe