Speaker 1: Recording that we are. Okay, yay, how you doing, Andrew?
Speaker 2: I'm wonderful.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna hit this real quick. Do you like when
Speaker 1: I put your first Andrew?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, welcome to bull Chat. This is the sister podcast
Speaker 1: two serial Killers, so that must meet. Today's a Wednesday. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it is Wednesday, November three, and you know what else
Speaker 1: today is? So hold on, let me play this for you. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: hold on, let me kick in. The thing is, I
Speaker 1: have no control over the volume, so you have to
Speaker 1: talk a little bit louder otherwise we might get drowned
Speaker 1: out by the music. You get cops here, I do it.
Speaker 2: It's like this, you gotta out.
Speaker 1: Those are the clouds now, They're beautiful?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: So why are we doing that?
Speaker 2: Because Andrew today, who is, just threw something at me.
Speaker 1: Today is a big day for us. Whoa, So we've
Speaker 1: had What did.
Speaker 2: The Clydesdale Holiday Horse.
Speaker 1: Give to you? Oh? Well, oh look it's a wax
Speaker 1: cabin candle.
Speaker 2: I got the same.
Speaker 1: It's a Serial Killers themed wax cabin holiday candle. Yeah.
Speaker 1: If you're watching this on YouTube, we're like doing this
Speaker 1: on the screen. So it's gonna make you dizzy. Thank
Speaker 1: you to Jen, You're wonderful.
Speaker 2: She loved how we did our last Serial Killers candles launch,
Speaker 2: and she said, come back for the holidays, and so
Speaker 2: we did.
Speaker 1: Yes, and the holidays a month and a half away
Speaker 1: from now. Yeah, not even Honkkah is way early this year,
Speaker 1: so well you can actually I lied, I didn't know. Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: Honick is really early this year. So we thought we
Speaker 1: would launch our holiday edition wax cabin serial Killers candles
Speaker 1: right here for you. Yes, go ahead, Andrew.
Speaker 2: My candle Frosty Snowballs. It has a coconut ey smell
Speaker 2: to it.
Speaker 1: It's funny because last year when I built a snowman
Speaker 1: in the art, I smelled Frosty's snowballs and that's exactly
Speaker 1: what it smells like.
Speaker 2: Delicious.
Speaker 1: Yeah, mine is peppermint cocoa crunch. I love it because
Speaker 1: it smells like a certain peppermint patty that you might
Speaker 1: buy in the candy aisle. Yeah, and it's really delicious. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So go to serial KILLERSPC dot com yeah, right now
Speaker 1: and check out our selection of holiday themed wax cabin
Speaker 1: serial Killers candles and use the promo code serial Killers
Speaker 1: that's with a C yes for ten percent off.
Speaker 2: It's so cool. Buy as many as you want and
Speaker 2: you get ten percent off your orders. So you can
Speaker 2: go to Serial KILLERSPC dot com get your candles now,
Speaker 2: either frosty snowballs or peppermint cocoa crunch, or get them
Speaker 2: in the set. I bought so many sets for people
Speaker 2: on our last candle launch, and I plan on doing
Speaker 2: it again. Guess everyone's getting candles this year.
Speaker 1: They make a great gift andy.
Speaker 2: They really do. And Jenda is such a great job
Speaker 2: with the packaging that like when you get them, you
Speaker 2: open it up and you're like, ooh, festive and fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and now is the time to buy because you
Speaker 1: know what's going on with all kinds of shortages and
Speaker 1: shipping problems and that stuff. So do it now, get
Speaker 1: it in time for the holidays. I feel I should
Speaker 1: be wearing a Santa hat or something. All I have
Speaker 1: is this elf with a hole cut in the butt.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to ask questions, okay, but that seems interesting.
Speaker 1: All right? Well, this is bull chat where we talk
Speaker 1: about anything and everything. And I don't know what do
Speaker 1: you want to talk about? Handle and handle? Handle, that's
Speaker 1: Andy and candle together. You like that?
Speaker 2: I guess I do now.
Speaker 1: Yeah. You know, actually a lot of holiday candles. Quite frankly,
Speaker 1: they smell like asses. You know, we have a lot
Speaker 1: of ass candles around our house. Yes, they give me
Speaker 1: a headache. Yeah, these do not same, Yeah.
Speaker 2: I really yeah, And I really also love the holographic
Speaker 2: logo on them. Yes, that makes me happy. Also, if
Speaker 2: you notice in our promo that you'll see on all
Speaker 2: our instagrams and stuff, they made us both cartoons. I
Speaker 2: feel like that should be the topic of discussion right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I have it like a full on go
Speaker 1: tea in my I know and I understand that it
Speaker 1: is November, but I am not participating because that is
Speaker 1: not a welcome type of hair in my house.
Speaker 2: Well, the Morning Show we're probably i mean doing a
Speaker 2: team for November right now, so we'll see how it goes.
Speaker 1: I noticed that makes some money is already like rock
Speaker 1: in that seventies porn stash, and it's really creepy.
Speaker 2: I mean, let's be honest. If anybody has like a
Speaker 2: hidden OnlyFans page, it's Nate.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, it's not hidden. Nate and I are
Speaker 1: going full throttle with an OnlyFans Yeah. More to come soon. Oh,
Speaker 1: good cloth. Don't worry about it. This is not, you know,
Speaker 1: X rated.
Speaker 2: So we won't do a Patreon for our listeners. But
Speaker 2: you're going to do an only fans where you eat bananas.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh oh, you just gave it away.
Speaker 2: I mean, I've heard about it so many.
Speaker 1: Times at this point. Oh, by the way, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I didn't mean that. I'll just say X rated. There's
Speaker 1: no such thing as X rated anymore, you know that, right?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Now they just call it unrated.
Speaker 1: No, it's NC seventeen. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, or unrated. Yes,
Speaker 1: it could be unrated and be filthy. But I mean,
Speaker 1: as far as the Motion Picture Association of America goes,
Speaker 1: X was changed to NC seventeen many many years ago.
Speaker 2: Then they were only certain, like what film was it?
Speaker 2: Was it Showgirls in the nineties. That was the last
Speaker 2: like X rated movie.
Speaker 1: I don't think show Girls was X I would not
Speaker 1: have been able to see it check it out. I
Speaker 1: don't think it Girls came out. I remember seeing that
Speaker 1: in the theater. I don't believe it was X because
Speaker 1: the problem is is movie theaters and promo companies will
Speaker 1: not promote X rated or NC seventeen movies so you
Speaker 1: really don't see much promotion behind them. So it is
Speaker 1: not in a company's best interest to put out a
Speaker 1: movie like that. They cut out as much as they
Speaker 1: possibly can't to make it.
Speaker 2: Are well X ray let me think, well, sorry, NC seventeen,
Speaker 2: let me think.
Speaker 1: Seventeen. You can't go even with a parent, that's the thing.
Speaker 1: So they limit their audience severely, and that's why they
Speaker 1: they don't put them out. It's very very rare, if ever,
Speaker 1: that you'll see a you know general.
Speaker 2: That's why I think it was so controversial when it
Speaker 2: came out, because it was like, who's going to go
Speaker 2: see an NC seventeen movie or X rated at the time?
Speaker 2: And then Showgirls bombed really really bad.
Speaker 1: I saw it in the theater. I remember it was.
Speaker 1: It was pretty That was Demi Moore? Right, No, what
Speaker 1: was that?
Speaker 2: That was the one with the girl from Saved by
Speaker 2: the Bell.
Speaker 1: Oh that's right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right.
Speaker 2: Stripteas was the woman with Demi Moore?
Speaker 1: Got it? Yes, I remember saying show Girls. I definitely
Speaker 1: saw it. I don't think it was I think.
Speaker 2: Yeah, show Girls was the first and to date only
Speaker 2: NC seventeen rated film to be given a wide release
Speaker 2: in mainstream theaters.
Speaker 1: Wow, and that was what year, nineteen ninety five? Yeah,
Speaker 1: nothing since because it's it's just very hard to promote
Speaker 1: a movie like that. I guess if it's something with
Speaker 1: a huge actor or actress in it, something that you know,
Speaker 1: they can really see. Here's the difference. Now Now they
Speaker 1: push things on social media and it doesn't matter. Back then,
Speaker 1: TV stations would not take commercials for NC seventeen movies
Speaker 1: or X or whatever you would call it. So now
Speaker 1: please they could just put them out and get the
Speaker 1: word out on social media.
Speaker 2: NC seventeen audience restriction made it bomb.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, well when I was a kid, there was
Speaker 1: no PG thirteen. There was PG and there was R.
Speaker 2: So well, this just seems so stupid because it says
Speaker 2: it right here. Distributor United Artists had to dispatch several
Speaker 2: hundred staffers to theaters across North America playing showgirls to
Speaker 2: ensure that patrons would not sneak into the theater from
Speaker 2: other films.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's insane, Yeah, because you could not go in
Speaker 1: unless you were seventeen. And why seventeen isn't it eighteen?
Speaker 1: Isn't eighteen? The age. Why seventeen is such a weird age?
Speaker 1: I know?
Speaker 2: I mean, what can you do at seventeen?
Speaker 1: You can drive, You can get a driver's license in
Speaker 1: most states, yeah, I think New York is it still
Speaker 1: a junior license at seventeen. It depends. If you take
Speaker 1: driver's AD then you're able to get I think a
Speaker 1: regular license at seventeen.
Speaker 2: You can't wait to car, you can't go to war,
Speaker 2: you can't drink, can't vote, can't smoke.
Speaker 1: Can't buy a lotto ticket.
Speaker 2: So then why seventeen?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess that's the first step before
Speaker 1: you can do all those things that you could see
Speaker 1: a penis in a movie.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah right, I guess yeah, or you know
Speaker 2: the other part I suppose. Yeah, Well it's interesting too.
Speaker 2: And I did a whole public speaking one of what
Speaker 2: I placed second in for our public speaking contest in school.
Speaker 1: Second.
Speaker 2: Yeah I got second. Wow, it was sad. I thought
Speaker 2: I was gonna get first, but whatever. But yeah, the
Speaker 2: whole movie rating thing is such a sham to begin with,
Speaker 2: because I think we've said this, but you can like
Speaker 2: show somebody's head getting blown off, and that's fine, like
Speaker 2: blood and Gore is a whole separate standard. But the
Speaker 2: minute you show boobs, it's like an automatic R.
Speaker 1: Right. Look, it's no different with the apps that the
Speaker 1: kids want. Like Cooper requested an app today and it
Speaker 1: was just about like making hair styles. But it said
Speaker 1: it said some nudity in which themes I was like, what,
Speaker 1: so I did not it's a hair but that's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, So I don't. It looks like this princess
Speaker 1: e type thing. And then it said, you know, nudity.
Speaker 1: I was like, what the hell? It is a cartoon,
Speaker 1: So no, I did not accept that. But it's the same.
Speaker 1: I mean, the rating systems are different from you know,
Speaker 1: thing to thing. What am I looking for stuff.
Speaker 2: Country to country?
Speaker 1: No, From content, yes, from content to content. Ratings are different.
Speaker 1: You know, there's TV ratings, there's movie ratings, there's OP ratings,
Speaker 1: there's you know, all kinds of different ratings and you
Speaker 1: just have to keep an eye on things. I guess
Speaker 1: when you have kids.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well PG thirteen is one thing for movies and
Speaker 2: then they have TV fourteen for TV. Yeah, so imagine
Speaker 2: if you were a strict like parent and we're like,
Speaker 2: you have to wait one more year and then you
Speaker 2: can make it to TV fourteen. I'm not sure if
Speaker 2: my kids have seen an R rated movie yet. I
Speaker 2: would assume they have. I mean, if they watch Squid
Speaker 2: Games by accident on Netflix.
Speaker 1: It was they had a squid Games party in the
Speaker 1: base movie with their friends. It was not an accident.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, then they've seen a rated R movie.
Speaker 1: No, okay, perfect. I'm just saying it's good to know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm a great dat I'm right on top of it.
Speaker 1: It sounds like, yeah, that's that's that's what's happening. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was on the topic of TV ratings. What was
Speaker 2: the first explicit show that you watched?
Speaker 1: Explicit show?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like at TV fourteen, Like for me the Surreal
Speaker 2: Life or was it Flavor of Love? But the Surreal
Speaker 2: Life or Flavor of Love? Was it for me?
Speaker 1: I loved Surreal Life.
Speaker 2: Oh, that was one of my That show needs to
Speaker 2: come back more than ever. I would watch the crap
Speaker 2: out of a Surreal Life reboot.
Speaker 1: Did you watch the season?
Speaker 2: I've watched every season.
Speaker 1: Did you see this one in Muncie, Indiana? And he's
Speaker 1: still technically a police officer? There?
Speaker 2: Where is who else was on his season?
Speaker 1: It was a little short guy, little guy what's his name, Verne.
Speaker 2: Troy or yes, and de Bratt was on that one.
Speaker 1: And U and Jajagabor I think was in that one also, I.
Speaker 2: Don't think so. I think he was on the season
Speaker 2: with de Bratt. Maybe Janis was j that was.
Speaker 1: No LaToya or whatever the Jackson sister Jackson was it
Speaker 1: LaToya LaToya one of the one of the Jackson's sisters
Speaker 1: was in that one.
Speaker 2: Hold on, I'm pulling up the still Real Life seasons
Speaker 2: with yeah, yeah, yeah, Tammy Fay Baker was that's right,
Speaker 2: that's right. But was Nielsen? I think he was on
Speaker 2: the Adriane Curry season. I don't know because I remember
Speaker 2: seeing Oh the guy from The Brady Bunch. Was he
Speaker 2: on that one?
Speaker 1: No? No, that was it was the one with Tammy
Speaker 1: Faye Baker. That's the one that was.
Speaker 2: Season two, I believe, yes, Tracy Bingham, Trachelle from the
Speaker 2: Real World, Eric Estrada, Tammy Faye, Ron Jeremy, and Vanilla
Speaker 2: Ice Ron Jeremy.
Speaker 1: That was hilarious. He was always falling asleep.
Speaker 2: And what was crazy was they put him on the
Speaker 2: same season as Tammy Fay.
Speaker 1: Oh Ron Jeremy's in jail now. I think by the
Speaker 1: way that he is.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oops, forgot about that. Okay, he needs a
Speaker 2: sleeves bag. He did some bad things, but Tammy Faye
Speaker 2: was so nice on that show.
Speaker 1: She's dead, Yeah she did. Look at that. There's one
Speaker 1: in jail. One is dead.
Speaker 2: The following season with Verne Troyer, He's dead, He's dead.
Speaker 2: He Pete in the corner. I remember on his little scooter.
Speaker 2: He like went to the corner and he made like
Speaker 2: moaning noises and just was peeing all over the place.
Speaker 1: I really wish that we were in a reality show
Speaker 1: of some sort. We would be great in a reality show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know you want to do Survivor, but there's got
Speaker 1: to be some other crap that we could.
Speaker 2: Do well again. And I just don't feel like living
Speaker 2: in a house one would be great for me because
Speaker 2: after a while, like I'd get really just when I'm
Speaker 2: home by myself, I just like to sit on the
Speaker 2: couch and just relax. So if I had to sit
Speaker 2: in a house and be intensely filmed for like two
Speaker 2: full weeks or a month or two months, after a while,
Speaker 2: I'd be like, this is annoying to me.
Speaker 1: I bet we could come up with some sort of
Speaker 1: podcast house. I know Carla Marie was talking about it,
Speaker 1: but but I don't know what the object would would
Speaker 1: be to get out, you know what I mean, or
Speaker 1: to win, But there has to be there's got to
Speaker 1: be something we can come up with. We could sell
Speaker 1: that show, Andrew, what.
Speaker 2: Would it be a competition series? I think it would
Speaker 2: have to be. They would have to be a winner
Speaker 2: of some sort. Okay, so hear me out. I think
Speaker 2: I've done it ready. I've created it. Okay, it's called
Speaker 2: podcast House. We're gonna have a bunch of aspiring podcasters
Speaker 2: all living in one house. We need a better name
Speaker 2: than that, though, whatever, okay, TBD, okay, But we'd all
Speaker 2: live in a house, and what would wind up happening
Speaker 2: is there'd be challenges in between, but you'd have to
Speaker 2: create content in the house. Maybe you vote people out.
Speaker 2: But yeah, the contry, you win a contract with a
Speaker 2: podcast studio.
Speaker 1: If you win, or everyone in the house has their
Speaker 1: own podcast, then we launched them all the same day,
Speaker 1: and whoever has the most listens by the end of
Speaker 1: whatever wins.
Speaker 2: That could be something. Yeah, I could see that.
Speaker 1: Because that's kind of like voting. You know, you vote
Speaker 1: by listening to their podcast, and where the most whoever
Speaker 1: has the most listens wins the competition. Okay, I think
Speaker 1: we just gave something away. Maybe we should wait to
Speaker 1: air this episode until we kind of like pitch the
Speaker 1: idea to producers.
Speaker 2: Well, it would be fun too, because you could also
Speaker 2: do like challenges where who knows, maybe you could like
Speaker 2: steal the person's podcast partner, and then what if, like
Speaker 2: you're you're getting more ratings with another person.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so it's a house full of aspiring podcasters. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they don't already have a podcast, so they have to
Speaker 1: they have to like hook up with not hookup hookup,
Speaker 1: but you know what I mean. They have to get
Speaker 1: with each other to create the most amazing podcast in
Speaker 1: the house. Yes, okay, I loive it, Andrew, we have something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not even kidding. Paul David kasts.
Speaker 2: If week after week there's like a I don't know,
Speaker 2: you can see where you kind of stand on the
Speaker 2: leader board and the lowest ranked person always goes home.
Speaker 1: I'm not even kidding. We need to like get this
Speaker 1: idea taken care of before this episode airs. Today on
Speaker 1: November three, because somebody's going to steal it. I'm not
Speaker 1: even kidding.
Speaker 2: Well, how are we aspiring podcasts? We already have.
Speaker 1: We'll host it, we'll we'll be in charge of it.
Speaker 1: I would love that, Hey, podcasters, Today's challenge. That's right,
Speaker 1: create a food themed podcast. Dude, we're onto something.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: I really find I actually want to erase all this
Speaker 1: part because I don't want somebody to steal the idea
Speaker 1: because they will.
Speaker 2: It would be fun. I would love to see it.
Speaker 1: I'm really excited for this.
Speaker 2: The drama would be intense because, like I said, what
Speaker 2: happens if someone steals your podcast partner or like I
Speaker 2: don't know, they create, they just feel a certain connection
Speaker 2: and then I don't know, they lose it.
Speaker 1: At the very least, if we haven't done anything by
Speaker 1: the time this podcast airs, it's out there, so if
Speaker 1: somebody steals it, we can sue them. Oooh okay, love
Speaker 1: that cool.
Speaker 2: I think we cast house not coming to you anytime soon,
Speaker 2: or it could be all right, what else?
Speaker 1: Andy, I just want to.
Speaker 2: Walk in and I think reality TV show hosts would
Speaker 2: be fun for me. I think I'd enjoy that. I
Speaker 2: think you could do that. Look, if you can't be
Speaker 2: on the show, you might as well host it. There
Speaker 2: you go, But who knows, Maybe i'll get a call
Speaker 2: about Survivor soon. I paid it forward the other day.
Speaker 2: I'm really trying to build up this good karma. Did
Speaker 2: I tell you about that?
Speaker 1: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: So the BB and B by my house is going
Speaker 2: out of business. What's the BB and B at Beth
Speaker 2: and Beyond.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry, it's okay, those in the no twenty
Speaker 1: percent off I get it. I know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well it's going out of business. So everything was
Speaker 2: thirty to fifty percent off.
Speaker 1: I just call it b cubed. So I didn't know
Speaker 1: what you were saying.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah, I haven't heard that one.
Speaker 1: I'm kidding.
Speaker 2: But it was going out of business, thirty to fifty
Speaker 2: percent off. And they had currig minis. I don't have
Speaker 2: a cure guy have an actual calle machine. But I
Speaker 2: said to myself, I want just like a single pod
Speaker 2: coffee machine, which is what they had. That's the mini.
Speaker 2: Those are usually about ninety nine dollars, just so you know.
Speaker 2: I got it for fifty nice. So as I was
Speaker 2: going to check out and the woman scanned it. She
Speaker 2: was an older woman. She was super, super nice, and
Speaker 2: she was very patient, and I was like how much
Speaker 2: is She's like, oh, it's fifty bucks. And then she
Speaker 2: started telling me that she was living alone, and you know,
Speaker 2: she was thinking about getting one, and like, cause she
Speaker 2: only wants to make one cup of coffee sometimes too.
Speaker 2: So then I ran back and I got a second
Speaker 2: one for her, and I paid for it, and then
Speaker 2: she put it in a separate bag. And then when
Speaker 2: I was leaving, she's like, oh, you forgot this one.
Speaker 2: I go, no, it's for you. Have a great day. Bye.
Speaker 1: That's very nice, Andrew, I felt I needed to do it.
Speaker 1: That's that's very very nice. You're a good guy.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: I do things like that from time to time, but
Speaker 1: not that I would not have thought of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she just, I don't know, something about it struck
Speaker 2: a chord with me. She reminded me of mc graham's
Speaker 2: a little bit, and I was just like, I just
Speaker 2: want you to have this coffee machine and be happy,
Speaker 2: especially because the store is going out of business. So
Speaker 2: I don't know if maybe this is like her job
Speaker 2: that she just lost or will lose.
Speaker 1: But did you know what happened afterwards though? What she
Speaker 1: took it out of the store and they tackled her
Speaker 1: and arrested her for stealing stuff.
Speaker 2: I thought about this, and in my head I was like,
Speaker 2: should I have left a receipt with her?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah?
Speaker 2: Am I an idiot? And now she's going to get
Speaker 2: like like she had to put the coffee machine back Andrew.
Speaker 1: She was fired a week ago and has been in
Speaker 1: jail since then. Huh, but you know you could sleep tonight.
Speaker 2: Things could have been better planned.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, your heart's in the right place, Andrew.
Speaker 2: Thank you. Yeah, like I said, hopefully building up good karma.
Speaker 2: So this way, Jeff Probes gives me a call and says, hey,
Speaker 2: here could be on Survivor forty three or forty four.
Speaker 2: There you go, and then I can win with my
Speaker 2: sweet social skills.
Speaker 1: Wink. So I was buying baloney at shop right the
Speaker 1: other day. Oh, I love that, and it got me thinking.
Speaker 1: It reminded him because a baloney sandwich on whitebread with
Speaker 1: mustard like brings me back to elementary school, Like, what
Speaker 1: was your school lunch? Mine was almost always a baloney sandwich, whitebread,
Speaker 1: mustard with fudgetown cookies. You remember. You probably don't remember them,
Speaker 1: because I think they were probably gone by the time
Speaker 1: you were in school. Scury and I talk about them
Speaker 1: all the time. It was from a company called Bury
Speaker 1: bu r Y and there was a cowboy on the
Speaker 1: front of the brown box and they were called Fudgetown
Speaker 1: cookies and they were kind of like flowery shaped with
Speaker 1: chocolate cream inside of them.
Speaker 2: And oh, I do know which ones you're talking about.
Speaker 1: They haven't been around for many, many years, but so
Speaker 1: I would have that in my lunch. And then do
Speaker 1: you remember the big long pretzel sticks. They still make them.
Speaker 1: Bachman I think makes them in the yellow box with
Speaker 1: the blue sides, and they were cigarettes. Yeah, of course
Speaker 1: you did. Or or the potato sticks.
Speaker 2: I never I don't know why I have like a
Speaker 2: strong aversion to potato sticks.
Speaker 1: I think Frenches makes them now, but there was another
Speaker 1: brand back in the day and they were in a
Speaker 1: little package.
Speaker 2: Same thing with the onion ones funions.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: I have like a weird thing. I don't know what
Speaker 2: it is. It's a texture thing. I just don't like them.
Speaker 1: Well, if it's a texture thing, you know the texture
Speaker 1: thing they do have now for a limited time, the
Speaker 1: rough Funions flavored chips. Since it's the same company, Free
Speaker 1: to Lay, they make both of them, so they're just
Speaker 1: like Funion flavored coated ruffled chips, and they have them
Speaker 1: with cool Ranch Doritos also, which is pretty good. Huh. Yeah.
Speaker 2: My lunch was always a ham and cheese sandwich. Okay, yeah.
Speaker 2: My mom would do it on white bread, ham and cheese.
Speaker 2: It was real good. It's funny sandwich.
Speaker 1: As a kid, I never had cheese on sandwiches. I
Speaker 1: don't know if it's because my mom just didn't do
Speaker 1: it or if I had an aversion to it, which
Speaker 1: I think I did, because when I was younger, I
Speaker 1: didn't really like cheese. Now I'll eat cheese all day, love, I.
Speaker 2: Was the same way. I think it was actually Coaster
Speaker 2: Boy Josh who we were out to lunch once and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, yeah, I'm not a big cheese fan.
Speaker 2: He's like, are you twelve. It's like, no, I just
Speaker 2: don't like cheese. He's like, so, when was the last
Speaker 2: time you had cheese? Like what kind of cheese do
Speaker 2: you like? I'm like, I like American cheese on ham
Speaker 2: and cheese. And I think there was cheddar or something
Speaker 2: like a like a piece of cheddar, and it's like,
Speaker 2: I'll try it, and I did, and then that led
Speaker 2: to my strange cheese addiction.
Speaker 1: You know that's a good show too. You know what's
Speaker 1: funny is I don't think that I've ever had a
Speaker 1: grilled cheese sandwich. I always say that I love grilled cheese.
Speaker 1: I always say that I don't like them, which is
Speaker 1: probably b yes, because I probably love it. I just
Speaker 1: for some reason, a grilled cheese sandwich just doesn't is
Speaker 1: just weird to me. I don't know why I get it.
Speaker 1: Crunchy crispy bread with with gooey cheese in the middle.
Speaker 2: My dad always made the best grilled cheeses, like my
Speaker 2: mom would make them, but sometimes she would go like
Speaker 2: the low budget route where it would be what are
Speaker 2: the yellow rolls? You know which one I'm talking about?
Speaker 2: Like potato rolls? Okay, this was this was bad and
Speaker 2: I remember eating this on one or two occasions.
Speaker 1: That's basically potato roll Yeah, throw some cheese on it,
Speaker 1: like the package one. Okay, Kraft singles, yeah, throw some
Speaker 1: Craft singles and then throw it in the microwave. No yeah, no, yes,
Speaker 1: that's not grilled at all. Yes, I remember.
Speaker 2: Exactly, like and just seeing it and being like, oh,
Speaker 2: this looks great, thanks Mom. Yeah, vivid memories of that,
Speaker 2: And then my dad would when he would make it
Speaker 2: would be like, yay, Dad did it. He's giving us
Speaker 2: good grilled cheese.
Speaker 1: Yeh. See. It's funny because I never liked melted cheese
Speaker 1: of any kind except on pizza, like mozzarella. Melted mozzarella
Speaker 1: was all I would eat, but I wouldn't need melted
Speaker 1: anything else. I still don't like the like the fondue
Speaker 1: that I want. I don't like dipping things in cheese
Speaker 1: because fondue is fantastic. Fon don't no, it's delicious.
Speaker 2: I love it. But the melting pot let me tell
Speaker 2: you something. We talked about this. We did hate the oil. Yeah,
Speaker 2: stupid anyway, And chocolate fond do let me tell you something.
Speaker 2: It's just a mess. Where how am I cleaning this up?
Speaker 1: All it is is melted, like the chocolate fountain. I
Speaker 1: like sticking my finger in there. Don't tell anyone, but
Speaker 1: it's gross. It is. Some of those candy still well,
Speaker 1: they don't think to have anymore. COVID has stopped.
Speaker 2: What's COVID uh friendly about fondu.
Speaker 1: But if you used to go to a wedding or
Speaker 1: a bar mitz foot or something for the at the
Speaker 1: v Andes table at the end, they would always have
Speaker 1: a chocolate fountain with like marshmallows and strawberries and pretzels,
Speaker 1: rods and whatever, and you would just jam them under there.
Speaker 1: But I was just put my finger in it.
Speaker 2: That's so nasty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was just it was recycled chocolate that it
Speaker 1: would keep flowing and going back through the thing and
Speaker 1: coming back up again.
Speaker 2: Did you have a Viennese hour?
Speaker 1: I did. I wasn't an hour. That's a lot of dessert,
Speaker 1: but I did. There was a table, yeah, I don't remember. Yeah, table,
Speaker 1: i'd have to bring in my Are you talking about
Speaker 1: a wedding, Yeah, I don't recall. I would assume that
Speaker 1: we had a big dessert table. Yeah, or we didn't.
Speaker 1: Maybe they just served cake. I'm terrible for not remembering,
Speaker 1: but I just I don't remember. But I do know
Speaker 1: what my bar mitzvah because they all had them. It
Speaker 1: was a big Viennese table, but they didn't have chocolate
Speaker 1: fountain yet that had not been invented.
Speaker 2: I love the reveal of the Viennese table.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's always like you'll be doing something and then the
Speaker 2: DJ will be like, no, get ready for desserts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the guy would come out with a big
Speaker 1: circus hat on or whatever and make ice cream Sundays
Speaker 1: for people. It was always so excited. I never understood
Speaker 1: the candy. They hide it behind walls.
Speaker 2: My boy friend Alexa her her sister's wedding. We were
Speaker 2: all standing there and I had never been to a
Speaker 2: wedding that had one of these hours before, and then
Speaker 2: all of a sudden, they like started playing like this
Speaker 2: like techno music, and it was like, I'm ready for
Speaker 2: the vines table.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And they just pulled the door and I'm like, there's
Speaker 2: another room in here.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's right. And now they have donut walls.
Speaker 1: You know, they put like Krispy Kreme donuts on spikes.
Speaker 1: I don't know how I feel about those. I don't either,
Speaker 1: because that thing is eat clean. No.
Speaker 2: I mean, we just talked about chocolate fountains, so we
Speaker 2: really can't be talking about it.
Speaker 1: Duncan By my house rents, they rent a donut wall
Speaker 1: for parties. It's like this plank of wood that's painted
Speaker 1: and there's nail sticking out of it, and that's that's.
Speaker 1: It's a donut wall for parties. And I see it
Speaker 1: jammed behind the ATM when it's not in use. So
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not really sure if I'm going
Speaker 1: to go there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you want to name the business so we
Speaker 2: know we're not to get the donuts from.
Speaker 1: Well, it's just that particular one.
Speaker 2: Oh. I love a good donut, I really do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like the filling. You've said that I eat
Speaker 1: the filling.
Speaker 2: So, No, Duck Donuts is one of my favorites.
Speaker 1: Duck Donuts.
Speaker 2: Duck Donuts is that in Jersey City. No, there's it's
Speaker 2: all around New Jersey. And it's like the Chipotle of donuts. Okay,
Speaker 2: so you can like put on your toppings, you pick
Speaker 2: your glazings, you pick.
Speaker 1: Yes, I think they have one like denn and Roosevelt
Speaker 1: Field Mall. Yeah. The things that are on a conveyor
Speaker 1: belt and they come out, they go on the oil
Speaker 1: or whatever, and then you choose whatever you want. And
Speaker 1: it takes like seven hours for two donuts, and everyone
Speaker 1: behind you is yelling and screaming because your kids can't
Speaker 1: decide what they want.
Speaker 2: Exactly, that's it.
Speaker 1: Yes. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And on the topic of children not being able to
Speaker 2: order things, uh huh yeah, yes. Please let me tell you.
Speaker 2: Do you make your kids order at a restaurant or
Speaker 2: do you just order for them?
Speaker 1: Still, I try to, Like, sitting at a table, I'll
Speaker 1: let them order, but if we're waiting at it, if
Speaker 1: it's like a takeout, I will ask them what they
Speaker 1: want and I will order it, because by the time
Speaker 1: they get through the whole thing, what a nightmare. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, they change their mind fifteen times too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, no, I don't want that. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's not much different when we're sitting at a table
Speaker 1: because they drive the waiter or waitress or server. Sorry crazy,
Speaker 1: but you know, I try to have them decide way before. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And we also try to order the food when we
Speaker 1: order the drinks, just so it's all in so it
Speaker 1: doesn't take too long.
Speaker 2: I am the same way. I like to treat it
Speaker 2: like a machine, where it's like, let us prepackage everything
Speaker 2: and hand it to them, because the minute you start
Speaker 2: they run away. Sometimes and it's busy, You're like, I
Speaker 2: should have ordered that's right.
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Speaker 2: So anyway about ordering from restaurants? Do you ever feel
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Speaker 2: I'll sh right there ordering what now, do you ever
Speaker 2: feel bad about what you're ordering at a restaurant?
Speaker 1: Feel bad about it? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Do you ever feel like you're being a little too needy.
Speaker 1: Like asking for a substitutions and stuff? Yeah? No, because
Speaker 1: I'm usually just like know this or no that. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't want to. Well there, you know,
Speaker 1: when I go to CPK, I do change up the fetucini.
Speaker 1: I like it. I like the spinach fetucini and instead
Speaker 1: of just the regular one. But I don't think that's
Speaker 1: such a substitution. It's available, so why not.
Speaker 2: No, it seems seems fair.
Speaker 1: And I do you know, I say no feta on
Speaker 1: the coin. But other than that, I'm not that annoying.
Speaker 2: Is the one you don't like, And that's sad. I
Speaker 2: know that depresses. That depresses my Greek heart.
Speaker 1: But I will always say no onions if they're raw
Speaker 1: onions on something. If raw onions come on something, I
Speaker 1: will always, always always say no onions because you stink
Speaker 1: like bo for the whole day when you eat one
Speaker 1: of those.
Speaker 2: I don't care. I have been making my own salads
Speaker 2: at home because I've been buying groceries more and like
Speaker 2: trying to not order out so much good for you
Speaker 2: and the salad I make it's the most delicious salad
Speaker 2: in the entire world. It's a rugula, chickpeas, chicken cheddar cheese,
Speaker 2: and I do olive oil dressing, but I also put
Speaker 2: red onion.
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, I would not touch it, and
Speaker 1: it is so dulllicious. I wouldn't go near that with
Speaker 1: a little salt and pepper crack on top. I am
Speaker 1: not the biggest salad dressing fan because sometimes they go
Speaker 1: overboard on dressing, especially with vinegar. Like I could just
Speaker 1: I don't like vinegarettes. No, no, it has to be
Speaker 1: at a restaurant. Give me all your vinegarettes, because I
Speaker 1: know this is like a tried and true thing in
Speaker 1: my kitchen.
Speaker 2: I don't want it smelling like vinegar.
Speaker 1: When's the last time you were at a salad bar.
Speaker 1: It's been a minute, right, Well, first of all, they
Speaker 1: haven't had them in quite a while. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say the place, the deli over here
Speaker 2: has a salad bar quote unquote, but you don't pick
Speaker 2: it yourself and make it yourself.
Speaker 1: We used to call that wigh and eat it because
Speaker 1: it's pretty much you know, you load your thing up
Speaker 1: and then you put it on a scale and that's
Speaker 1: how much you pay. But it's I don't, I don't.
Speaker 1: I can't remember the last time I was at all, Like,
Speaker 1: do you remember going to the Sizzler and getting all
Speaker 1: the crap out of that bar?
Speaker 2: Have never been to a sizzler in really no idea
Speaker 2: what that is.
Speaker 1: You don't know what a sizzler is? No?
Speaker 2: Wow, Okay, I never went to the Sizzler.
Speaker 1: There's only a handful of them left in the United States,
Speaker 1: and you know, for good reason. But I used to
Speaker 1: like their meatballs. I know it sounds disgusting, but I
Speaker 1: like their meatballs. And they had the ice cream machine
Speaker 1: and yeah and yeah that I mean it's it was
Speaker 1: so low budget, just like gross food, but it was
Speaker 1: delicious at the same time.
Speaker 2: The only buffets that we had were the Chinese Buffet. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and the Chinese Buffet.
Speaker 1: Fair fairly low quality meats.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something. China Buffet was my favorite,
Speaker 2: and it was always next to Toys r Us. So
Speaker 2: it would always go from the China Buffet when we'd
Speaker 2: sleep over my grams and then we'd go over to
Speaker 2: the Toys r Us and we would get a toy
Speaker 2: and then go back to her house.
Speaker 1: This is going to throw you for a loop. When
Speaker 1: I was a kid, they used to have at Wendy's,
Speaker 1: some of them, there were very few of them around,
Speaker 1: but it was called the superbar, I think, and it
Speaker 1: was like a salad bar with all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 1: They had spaghetti, they had all kinds of crazies. Yes,
Speaker 1: I had spaghetti. Yes. I used to ride to the
Speaker 1: Wendy's in Tamarack, Florida my grandpa's old Kermit the frog bike,
Speaker 1: and I'd be riding down and I would leave it
Speaker 1: right outside there and I would get the superbar. And
Speaker 1: I think there's an old eighties commercial for it if
Speaker 1: you look it up on YouTube. Just put like Wendy's
Speaker 1: Superbar and you'll find it. And it used to be
Speaker 1: in some Wendy's. I never had them near my house.
Speaker 1: I had to go to Florida for it. But they
Speaker 1: had such a weird, eclectic mix of random foods in
Speaker 1: the superbar. Yeah, but it was good though. It was
Speaker 1: one price and just kept going.
Speaker 2: Well. I mean, let's talk about what's called?
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 2: What am I thinking of? Oh my god, it was
Speaker 2: just in my head. See, I think this is what
Speaker 2: happened with my short term memory because of COVID. I
Speaker 2: forget things. It was on the topic of Buffet's soup.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it was right there at the tip
Speaker 2: of my tongue.
Speaker 1: And what happened? Andy, did you take your previlegen today?
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 1: Oh, well that's a problem.
Speaker 2: Oh man, Well that's great that they had a soup.
Speaker 2: Far yeah, or it's spaghetti at the Wendy's.
Speaker 1: Well I heard that that was that previgen is kind
Speaker 1: of like a load of bs. Well exactly is it previlegen?
Speaker 1: Is that is the commercial where you get there's a
Speaker 1: bunch of old people. You know, I have take it
Speaker 1: prevagen for eight years and my memory has never been
Speaker 1: this good. And just the thing that they say is
Speaker 1: derived from jellyfish. And then you know the statements in
Speaker 1: this commercial do not necessarily whatever because the FDA hasn't
Speaker 1: approved it, blah blah blah whatever. So I mean, I
Speaker 1: was thinking about taking it because I'm very forgetful. But
Speaker 1: then but then if you do some research on it,
Speaker 1: it just everything just says like it doesn't do anything.
Speaker 2: This reminds me I have to take my vitamins.
Speaker 1: You have the old man vitamin box Ah vitamins. I
Speaker 1: used to take these like vitamin packets. And let me
Speaker 1: tell you something. At first, Ashwaganda sounded good. Right, that
Speaker 1: does not sound good no matter how you slice it.
Speaker 2: They made it sound like my memory was never going
Speaker 2: to be better. And at first I felt like I
Speaker 2: was like on some big brain energy. I was like,
Speaker 2: I can unlock the secrets of the universe. And then
Speaker 2: as quick as that came, let me tell you something
Speaker 2: went downhill real quick.
Speaker 1: As short as my memory is now, it was even worse.
Speaker 1: You also couldn't remember what food place you were talking about.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I don't take Oshwaganda anymore.
Speaker 1: Oh here it is. Hey, listen, I'm gonna play this
Speaker 1: here you ready. This is the Wendy Superbar from nineteen
Speaker 1: eighty eight, right machine, It's fabulous. Wendy's before you get
Speaker 1: the best burgers in the business, introduces the new superbar.
Speaker 2: You eat all that I will hear responsible.
Speaker 1: With delicious foods like Mexican Italian in our garden spot,
Speaker 1: so you can make a meal.
Speaker 2: It's as individual as you.
Speaker 1: Are, and for one low price, get unlimited seconds. What
Speaker 1: dessert is that the all you can eat buffet. I'd
Speaker 1: win these new superbar. Yeah it was great, Andy.
Speaker 2: I mean I only got to see a little bit
Speaker 2: of the commercial because you knocked my computer over. Sorry,
Speaker 2: But prior to that, I heard them saying they served
Speaker 2: fetched chini at it and I tuned out. I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna lie.
Speaker 1: Yeah and Mexican. Oh it was good.
Speaker 2: I don't think that sounds good.
Speaker 1: Oh it was great. I would go there every time
Speaker 1: I possibly could.
Speaker 2: I am not surprised. You seem like a buffet guy.
Speaker 1: I told you. I like in dustrial crap. That is.
Speaker 1: It's I'm all about it. I always was always had
Speaker 1: the hot lunch in school except Friday Pizza Day. For
Speaker 1: whatever reason, did not like the pizza. Every kid only
Speaker 1: got it on Pizza Day. But me, Nope, I'll have
Speaker 1: the disgusting chicken patty with the cardboard cheese on top
Speaker 1: of it, or the sloppy Joe or whatever the hell
Speaker 1: fished something that they had. I always I always just
Speaker 1: always got.
Speaker 2: It, never got the fish or anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, you know it's a fileo fish as it is
Speaker 2: sounds so terrifying to me.
Speaker 1: No, it's good. It is a fil a oh fish.
Speaker 2: No, it is not. I don't want to get fish
Speaker 2: at a fast food restaurant. Oh my god, I saw
Speaker 2: a Panda Express drive through there you go. I saw it.
Speaker 2: It exists.
Speaker 1: We had a lot of people dming us and saying, yeah,
Speaker 1: they're out there.
Speaker 2: I saw one with my own peepers. That's not and
Speaker 2: I was gonna go. But then, you know, it was
Speaker 2: eleven o'clock in the morning, and I said, I don't
Speaker 2: need Panda expresses early wherever for that matter.
Speaker 1: Truly, No Panda Express is okay, Yeah, they're not the
Speaker 1: ones that are in the mall though, right they go
Speaker 1: Bourbone chick Own and they give you a toothpick with
Speaker 1: Bourbon Chicken on it. That's not Panda Express. I think
Speaker 1: that that's just like a There is Panda Express in
Speaker 1: the mall, you know there is, But I don't think
Speaker 1: that the burbone chick Own place.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we had the same thing. Samples. They would always
Speaker 2: give the best samples in the mall food court. I
Speaker 2: love mall food courts. Samples are back, by the way, Andy,
Speaker 2: they are.
Speaker 1: They are. A lot of places have broad Costco sample yep,
Speaker 1: Costco samples are back because you know what, for a minute,
Speaker 1: they were just underglass and you could look at them,
Speaker 1: but you weren't allowed to take them. Like I never
Speaker 1: understood that. It's like, hey, look at these, can't have it,
Speaker 1: but this is what it's going to look like.
Speaker 2: I will say the food never tasted the same as
Speaker 2: it does when they make it at the Costo now.
Speaker 2: Like the sample is always like, hey, try this Jamaican
Speaker 2: beef patty, and you're like, wow, I need to get
Speaker 2: like a whole case of sixty four beef patties. And
Speaker 2: then you bring them home and you're like, I don't
Speaker 2: know how to cook these as well.
Speaker 1: Well. The thing is that you know in the stores
Speaker 1: they make them in that little convection of it, but
Speaker 1: when you bring them home, nine times out of ten
Speaker 1: you just want to throw in the microwave because it
Speaker 1: takes too long to bake something. Very true, So that's
Speaker 1: why it tastes like crap. Things taste usually very different
Speaker 1: in the microwave, even if they come in that crisper
Speaker 1: pouch or whatever they like, the hot pockets, drinking hot
Speaker 1: pocket hot pockets with the crisper sleeve. No, I love,
Speaker 1: that's just putting more stuff that you probably should not
Speaker 1: put into your body into the food. Like there's no
Speaker 1: way that whatever in that crisper sleeve doesn't melt into
Speaker 1: the crust and go into your system and now you
Speaker 1: have some sort of whatever. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like our debt generation is definitely going
Speaker 2: to grow up and it's going to be like, hey,
Speaker 2: guess what you now have like a six toe growing
Speaker 2: someplace because you were eating hot Pocket.
Speaker 1: There's no way that you should be able to put
Speaker 1: like this styrofoam coated plastic container in the microwave and
Speaker 1: it'd be okay, you know, I trust the scientists at
Speaker 1: hot Pocket. Okay, Well, I was talking more about those
Speaker 1: little chef w we ar D cups. Remember those things?
Speaker 2: No, because I never used Chef boy r D. I've
Speaker 2: only had it once or twice my whole life. And
Speaker 2: I've never had the meat ravioli ones.
Speaker 1: You're missing out.
Speaker 2: No, I promise you. I'm probably not. I promise you.
Speaker 2: There is nothing I'm missing. It's good in a pinch
Speaker 2: m You know you want to leave that up to debate.
Speaker 2: When you're home alone on a Friday night, no one's around,
Speaker 2: wife and kids are out, and you're walking around the
Speaker 2: house in your underwear and you open the cabinet's all
Speaker 2: if that's in there is the chef staring back at
Speaker 2: you and he's wink and he's like, yeah, ooh la la,
Speaker 2: And you just peeled the thing back and put in
Speaker 2: the microwave. What. Yeah, it seems like maybe you had
Speaker 2: an intimate moment with the chef.
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm not gonna ask any further questions. Just between
Speaker 2: you and Jesus.
Speaker 1: It's between me and mister boy r d oh okay, wink.
Speaker 1: Although I was more into the Franco American because they're
Speaker 1: the spaghettios, people.
Speaker 2: Just now just known to any of that. I really
Speaker 2: wish the super bar was open. I was really hoping.
Speaker 2: I was craving some fetchuccini in a case ida. Well.
Speaker 1: I saw a commercial also with Dave Thomas as late
Speaker 1: as nineteen ninety five, so it must have gone well
Speaker 1: into the nineties. Wow. But then they just kind of
Speaker 1: remodeled all the stores and they disappeared because people did
Speaker 1: not want Mexican food at Wendy's anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't see that working out well. And then
Speaker 2: there was you know, Taco Bell probably was coming.
Speaker 1: Around for quite a while. Eve been around since the sixties,
Speaker 1: I think, but I think people just got sick of,
Speaker 1: you know, your ground beef falling into the ambrosia next
Speaker 1: to it. You know, first of all, I never understood ambrosia.
Speaker 1: Is that a dessert or is it is that a meal?
Speaker 1: Are there marshmallows and like mandarin oranges in it or something?
Speaker 2: Ambrosia is one of those things that I always hear
Speaker 2: people make fun of and be like, oh, get the ambrosia,
Speaker 2: please look it up. But it's like an old person thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I I to me, ambrosia is like an old
Speaker 1: jello mold. But I'm not sure exactly what it is.
Speaker 1: I think it's dessert, but I'm not sure. I think
Speaker 1: it's just a mishmash of all kinds of crowds.
Speaker 2: Oh God, this looks terrible, but it's a fruit salad.
Speaker 2: Cann or fresh pineapple, canned mandarin orange slices, a fresh
Speaker 2: orange section, and marshmallows, marshmallows and coconut.
Speaker 1: Yes, let me see it. That sounds delicious.
Speaker 2: This looks delicious to you. Yeah, this this thing looks good.
Speaker 1: It sure does.
Speaker 2: It's like a white, creamy fruit salad.
Speaker 1: I want it. Let's make it for each other for
Speaker 1: the holidays and see how it comes out.
Speaker 2: If you make an ambrosia, I'll eat it.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going i't I've never made or had ambrosia
Speaker 1: in my life, but I think I want it. It's
Speaker 1: such a strange word.
Speaker 2: I really, I'm gonna write this down. I think we
Speaker 2: should have a disgusting dinner party, okay, where it's just
Speaker 2: things that the both of us hate. Do you know
Speaker 2: that Jello used to make so ambrosia's on the menu
Speaker 2: for dessert. Jello used to make a salad Jello. I
Speaker 2: saw this a green jello, yes, but no, but you
Speaker 2: would put salad in it. It was jello and you
Speaker 2: would put like lettuce and carrots and crap in it.
Speaker 2: It was a salad jelly that's in the in the
Speaker 2: seventies or early early eighties. So I think for me,
Speaker 2: I don't want to eat stuffed ravioli, chef boy or D.
Speaker 1: No, So I write it all down, or we're going
Speaker 1: to have a party with it. Yeah, we'll just serve
Speaker 1: It'll be a bull Chat dinner special. Okay, So we'll
Speaker 1: do stuffed ravioli, chef boy or d for desserts. I
Speaker 1: don't really like that. I don't really like the ravo.
Speaker 1: I was never a fan of the ravioles. And that's
Speaker 1: why we're both going to do it. Oh okay, And
Speaker 1: then what should we have as a starter. What's something
Speaker 1: that we both don't want? Cheese and a can?
Speaker 2: No, god, no, please don't.
Speaker 1: I don't like I don't think I've ever had it.
Speaker 1: I would vomit me too, all right, and that's gonna
Speaker 1: be our appetizer, and we'll buy crackers. Well, I have
Speaker 1: to have to be bad crackers. Yeah, like whatever, some
Speaker 1: really like what a really bad cracks? Go to a
Speaker 1: local deli and get soup like soda crackers? Yeah, oh god,
Speaker 1: I hate bland ass. They come in a tin, though,
Speaker 1: don't they. I've seen soda crackers. They come in this
Speaker 1: green tin. I don't understand why.
Speaker 2: And then I think we also should add a drink
Speaker 2: to it. I don't love sodas, like Mountain Dew is
Speaker 2: not my jam. I hate doctor Pepper. I don't want to.
Speaker 1: I don't like doctor Pepper either, or mister Pepper, any
Speaker 1: of those Doctor Pepper. I do like Mountain Dew, but
Speaker 1: I gag from doctor Pepper.
Speaker 2: All right, this is gonna be so much fun.
Speaker 1: Could it be diet doctor Pepper? Yeah, all right, whatever,
Speaker 1: they're all gross, all right, I don't understand those.
Speaker 2: This is gonna be so much fun. I'm actually really
Speaker 2: excited for this. I'm gonna vomit. I'm telling you from me.
Speaker 1: Should we do this for Thanksgiving or this Christmas? Yeah?
Speaker 2: This is our menu. We're starting off with cheese and
Speaker 2: a can. We're gonna get soda crackers, okay. Then for
Speaker 2: a nice dinner, we're gonna do stuffed ravioli chef boy
Speaker 2: r D. And then for dessert, one of us will
Speaker 2: make an ambrosia. All will wash it down with some
Speaker 2: diet doctor Pepper. I think we should both make an
Speaker 2: ambrosia and see who's this better. I'm in okay, I'm
Speaker 2: making ambrosia. You we could Bobby Flay up here and
Speaker 2: I'll do it with us or for us. Listen, that'll
Speaker 2: be gourmeta might actually like it, and then I'll sound
Speaker 2: like a grandma every time. I'm like my favorite desserts ambrosia.
Speaker 1: Clutch the pearls not love it.
Speaker 2: Ambrosia.
Speaker 1: I guess that's a very old like timey thing, isn't it?
Speaker 2: My hearing it makes it sound like my name should
Speaker 2: be Gertrude.
Speaker 1: Well we could arrange that, Andrew, I can start calling
Speaker 1: you Gertrude.
Speaker 2: We should also wear really bad outfits that day.
Speaker 1: I always do, don't I I.
Speaker 2: Don't think so. I mean today you're wearing a stylish
Speaker 2: Long Island T shirt.
Speaker 1: It is actually style. Some coffee company put this out.
Speaker 1: It's very trendy. I don't. I don't even know the
Speaker 1: sail away I think is the name of the coffee company.
Speaker 1: So I'm going to go to Wikipedia. I'm just curious
Speaker 1: as to do you have it pulled up? The ambrosia.
Speaker 1: I'm curious, ye know.
Speaker 2: I just read you the ingredient.
Speaker 1: No, but I'm curious as to when it was created.
Speaker 1: I don't know, bro jia something. Oh no, that's mythical
Speaker 1: Greek god.
Speaker 2: A M b r O s I A.
Speaker 1: That's what I said, and that's what I put in.
Speaker 1: It's a Greek myths and reality.
Speaker 2: It comes from the Greek mythical god. Is because it's
Speaker 2: that beautiful.
Speaker 1: It's entirely possible. But anyway, I'm just because I know
Speaker 1: that that's an old timey thing.
Speaker 2: This is going to be so bad, so bad, like
Speaker 2: cheese in a can actually makes me like, like thinking
Speaker 2: about it right now, I'm like getting some dry heaves.
Speaker 2: It's not great.
Speaker 1: It's a variety. Blah blah blah. See this one looks
Speaker 1: really good. And this one also has the marachino cherries
Speaker 1: on top. Oh, this is a really nice looking one.
Speaker 1: I want this one.
Speaker 2: Okay, well yours, it's gonna look like that. Do we
Speaker 2: do two desserts or just one desert?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I think we should do two ambrosias. I think we
Speaker 2: should each make one great. But the stuff dravioli and
Speaker 2: cheese in a can and the diet Doctor Pepper. You
Speaker 2: know it's gonna be terrible is that we're both gonna
Speaker 2: like hate things and then have to go to die
Speaker 2: Doctor Pepper to.
Speaker 1: Wash it down. We're gonna gag from that.
Speaker 2: It's just gonna be a bombitastic episode.
Speaker 1: The name references the food of the Greek gods, and
Speaker 1: the recipe originated in the nineteenth century, So that's the
Speaker 1: eighteen hundreds, right, So way back to the eighteen hundreds.
Speaker 2: Should we invite anyone to our bad dinner party?
Speaker 1: I don't know, are thanksgiving the door party Danielle, because
Speaker 1: she'll gag all over the place. Yeah, yeah, she definitely.
Speaker 2: Formally request her attendance to come to our bowl chat
Speaker 2: perfect Thanksgiving dinner party.
Speaker 1: I love that, you know, you know we should have
Speaker 1: some gross licorice something because I hate licorice. I does
Speaker 1: spies licorice lickorice flavored something, yes, nauseating, Yes, that'll be
Speaker 1: our approtusise. You know, in between me, I have an idea.
Speaker 1: Let's do a licorice liqueur done. Doesn't that what Yager
Speaker 1: mist or one of them tastes like that? Yeager misto,
Speaker 1: a gold schlager, one of them tastes like licorice. I'll
Speaker 1: provide that rumple mints, one of those disgusting ass things
Speaker 1: that used to shot ups in the nineties.
Speaker 2: Yes, I know exactly what you're saying, and that's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: To every club appearance we used to do in the nineties.
Speaker 1: The big the big bar owner would come up and say, here,
Speaker 1: I have a shot and it was either Yager mister
Speaker 1: or rumple mints or gross vomit.
Speaker 2: Uh okay, done, Okay, edit it to the menu.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 2: This is gonna be so much fun. I feel like
Speaker 2: our listeners are absolutely gonna love that.
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go, and we'll make sure to promote
Speaker 1: the crap out of that YouTube in advance, of course,
Speaker 1: because the way people know. We'll get a table and
Speaker 1: a nice tablecloth in the whole nine yards.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we could set up a table right here, put
Speaker 2: the mics on it. We'll have Jeff set it.
Speaker 1: Up for us. Perfect. That'll be great. Alright, that's disgusting.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: It's just the thought of eating soda crackers with cheese
Speaker 2: and a can. And we can't set up the cheese
Speaker 2: and crackers in advance because I want like that. You
Speaker 2: want to fresh from the udder, Yes, I want to.
Speaker 2: I want to hear like a.
Speaker 1: I actually don't they can. I don't think that the
Speaker 1: cheese in the can makes noise like whip cream. It doesn't.
Speaker 1: It's not because it doesn't have a propulsion in it.
Speaker 1: It just kind of oozes out. No, yeah, please stop.
Speaker 1: There's no CO two and a please stop or whatever
Speaker 1: it is it CO two. What's in a whip cream can?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: The people do whippis with you know that you're a
Speaker 1: whipp it guy.
Speaker 2: No, god, no, whatever I saw there's an Intervention episode.
Speaker 2: Intervention is one of my favorite shows of all. We
Speaker 2: talked about this too, by the way, and she does
Speaker 2: the duster.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we've been there.
Speaker 2: Can you look up, I'm walking on Sunshine Intervention. No,
Speaker 2: I will, no, not now, she says. It is very funny.
Speaker 1: I'll watch it later.
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm walking on Sunshine. Oh you mean
Speaker 2: just the yes, I'm not asking you to watch a
Speaker 2: forty five minute Intervention episode while we're sitting here.
Speaker 1: What would it be on on YouTube?
Speaker 2: Yes, it's a famous clip and it's very funny. She's
Speaker 2: doing better now and she actually is a counselor herself.
Speaker 1: Really, yes, how does that happen?
Speaker 2: Most addicts are are now counselors and do drug addiction
Speaker 2: programs because they come from experience. So when someone is
Speaker 2: like I can't get better, they're like, you can look
Speaker 2: at me. I've been sober for thirty years.
Speaker 1: Okay, here, I'm walking on Sunshine Intervention. Yes, well it's
Speaker 1: a two minute clip. Okay, let me I can tell
Speaker 1: you the exact paradage. I'd see this. One says forty
Speaker 1: seven seconds.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you YouTube ads have been getting worse and
Speaker 2: now they do two of them.
Speaker 1: This program contains subject matter and language that may be
Speaker 1: disturbing to some viewers. Fewer discretion is advised.
Speaker 3: She just inhales the whole thing.
Speaker 1: Okay, what's the matter with that? Lady?
Speaker 2: She was addicted to inhalance. She's doing way better now,
Speaker 2: but yeah, people are addicted to that.
Speaker 1: Was she a huffer? Also? Yet there was like gold
Speaker 1: paint dripping out of her nostrils.
Speaker 2: No, no, she just loved duster. So she would just go
Speaker 2: to like Staples and take all of their like computer,
Speaker 2: keyboard duster and she would just inhale it.
Speaker 1: That's insane. Please do not try this at home.
Speaker 2: Oh god, no, God, no, stay far away. And the
Speaker 2: worst part was that they were like, it's completely legal.
Speaker 2: She can walk into any story to pick it up.
Speaker 2: It's not like a hard drug where it's like you
Speaker 2: got to go to a corner. Literally, she could get triggered,
Speaker 2: go into a Staples.
Speaker 1: It's probably more expensive to buy the duster, though, very
Speaker 1: true to buy some crap in the street, although I
Speaker 1: feel like that would be a habit that you would
Speaker 1: get and it would be like I have a coupon.
Speaker 1: You're right, I would, and I would counterfeit coupons to
Speaker 1: get it. To get my fix, I would copy off
Speaker 1: coupons and I would go to jail for that.
Speaker 2: Well, then they had extreme coupon ers, and that show
Speaker 2: had some crazy psychos on it too.
Speaker 1: Extreme coupon ing. Yes, yeah, yeah, I don't know those lunatics. Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: have we ever talked, like, actually talked about that whole episode.
Speaker 1: I don't think we ever actually talked about how it
Speaker 1: went down and how freaking long it was and obnoxious.
Speaker 1: You know. I had a decent time doing it, but
Speaker 1: it was so long. That thing took three days. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was a three day shoot, and I think it's
Speaker 1: twelve minutes if maybe eleven minutes at most. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: the worst part about it was, first of all, Amy
Speaker 1: was nine months pregnant, like she was nine months pre
Speaker 1: she was burst. If you watched the show, she's super pregnant,
Speaker 1: You're like, holy hell, how is she like participating in this?
Speaker 1: You know? And there's one scene where she like walks
Speaker 1: away from the refrigerator and like whoa, and everyone's like
Speaker 1: do you have twins? And she's like f you you know,
Speaker 1: but it's it was insane, and the worst part about
Speaker 1: it is the checkout took three hours, so anything that
Speaker 1: was frozen was like gooing all over the conveyor belt.
Speaker 1: And you know, but people would giving me crap like
Speaker 1: it's fake. That's there was nothing fake about that episode.
Speaker 1: I'm sure some reality TV is staged or scripted or whatever, but.
Speaker 2: Any like Real Housewives show, there is some producer manipulation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I'll tell you I did. The only thing.
Speaker 1: The only thing is they sent me stacks of old
Speaker 1: coupon booklets for props. I didn't have that many coupons.
Speaker 1: The ones they sent me were all expired. I couldn't
Speaker 1: use them anyway. But if you look at my kitchen
Speaker 1: table in the in the show, there's like stacks of
Speaker 1: these coupon circulars and that they sent me ahead of time.
Speaker 1: That's the That's the only thing. Yeah, that was not
Speaker 1: true to form, Like everything else was was all me.
Speaker 1: I did all the calculations, you know, I got everything
Speaker 1: in order. I did all of that, and they never
Speaker 1: told me. The only thing that we had to do
Speaker 1: is like we had to re say things if we
Speaker 1: didn't say it and they didn't get the right shot
Speaker 1: that they wanted. And there was one time that annoyed me.
Speaker 1: We're down in the basement in front of the stockpile
Speaker 1: of all my stuff, and I had a couple of
Speaker 1: really good lines, and they were like the mic wasn't on.
Speaker 1: I'm like, are you kidding me? So we had to
Speaker 1: do it all over again, and it wasn't as natural
Speaker 1: the second time around. You know, I was like, you know,
Speaker 1: couponting is manly because I'm a man, and it wasn't.
Speaker 1: And it was just it came off so dumb, but
Speaker 1: you know, it was. It was fun and they so
Speaker 1: they did one day at our house, one day for
Speaker 1: the actual shop at the supermarket, and then one day
Speaker 1: here at the radio station, where it was like, hey,
Speaker 1: it makes his cowork. It was crazy too, you know,
Speaker 1: they interviewed a bunch of people and Elvis was on it,
Speaker 1: and and you know, it was whatever. It was. It
Speaker 1: was fun and it still runs to this day. If
Speaker 1: you search TLC.
Speaker 2: It was talking about when your episode's about to air?
Speaker 1: Yeah, season one. Technically it's episode twelve, but they call
Speaker 1: it thirteen because there was a zero episode and it
Speaker 1: drives me crazy, but whatever, Like the very first episode
Speaker 1: was a pilot, It wasn't actually the episode, and that's
Speaker 1: what really got everyone in a frenzy that first episode.
Speaker 1: People like WHOA. So then they picked it up as
Speaker 1: a series and they started with episode one, So technically
Speaker 1: there's an episode zero, which was the pilot, and so
Speaker 1: mine was the finale in season one and to this date,
Speaker 1: the highest rated episode of the entire series. Wow, it's
Speaker 1: because we talk about it. Yeah, you know, And that's
Speaker 1: why Andrew, you should be on Survivor. If producers were smart,
Speaker 1: they would do it because we would talk about it
Speaker 1: so much.
Speaker 2: Like you said, I did two different casting videos and
Speaker 2: I just need to know which one to submit. I
Speaker 2: did one that's more edited, and then I did one
Speaker 2: in one take. I think the one take one is
Speaker 2: the one I'm gonna wind up submitting.
Speaker 1: Can you post them and have people vote on her
Speaker 1: or do you not want to do that? I'm not
Speaker 1: sure cauther people would see it before you submitted it exactly.
Speaker 2: But I think this time will be different because I
Speaker 2: think I've narrowed into what my character is. I think
Speaker 2: I think I figured it out. I'll see how it goes.
Speaker 1: The conniving nice guy who's also a jerk behind your back.
Speaker 2: Conniving is not a nice word. I think nice person okay,
Speaker 2: who is a good listener, uh huh, but also has
Speaker 2: their own interests at heart.
Speaker 1: Got it isn't that everybody for the most part. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you just do it better. I guess. Okay, all right, Andy,
Speaker 1: why don't we wrap it up?
Speaker 2: How long was it?
Speaker 1: Schuh? I grabbed the ball. It was in a neighborhood
Speaker 1: of fifty minutes.
Speaker 2: Fifty minutes just about damn you like that? I hope
Speaker 2: our listeners feel well fed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and stay tuned for a JC pennyad in Spanish,
Speaker 1: back to back, same one, the love it.
Speaker 2: We might have to start adding some middle commercials.
Speaker 1: No really, maybe what can okay? I mean it's only
Speaker 1: thirty seconds and you could skip them. Yeah, but do
Speaker 1: we get paid if they skip them? We do?
Speaker 2: Oh okay, So enjoy six j C Pennies ads in
Speaker 2: Spanish while you listen to bull chat.
Speaker 1: I mean, look, it costs money to put this out people,
Speaker 1: So if we make twenty cents of spot great spots
Speaker 1: are commercials and you know, radio talk, but and listen.
Speaker 2: At least it's not like the like the minute fifteen
Speaker 2: ones where people are like that's why I use salesforce
Speaker 2: I love my businesses. And imagine if we had actual
Speaker 2: copy that we would have to read, where it would
Speaker 2: be like, I love my cast for Mattress it because
Speaker 2: it has purple coils that.
Speaker 1: Make my It wasn't it that company you wanted to
Speaker 1: You wanted to do that, remember, and I shot it
Speaker 1: down and you got mad at me? Which one there was?
Speaker 1: There was some company that you would read commercials for
Speaker 1: and they would they would be in show and they
Speaker 1: would pay you.
Speaker 2: Remember, yes, there's that does it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? You wanted to do that. I was like, ah,
Speaker 1: I pitched us for it.
Speaker 2: It didn't work out too.
Speaker 1: It didn't work out. Now, Well you know what because
Speaker 1: quite frankly, you have to really be like behind product.
Speaker 1: You can't just read a commercial like that. That's my
Speaker 1: thing is I want I want to like actually like
Speaker 1: that product and you, oh stop, I want to like
Speaker 1: that product and use that product. Can I just see
Speaker 1: who this is?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Talk for a second.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well you know we are trying for sponsors. Who
Speaker 2: knows I think Instagram ones. I love a good Instagram
Speaker 2: ad sponsor.
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Speaker 2: Yes, she included glittering them this time. I love it.
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Speaker 1: Yes you should. All right, Andy, let's get out of
Speaker 1: here until we see you on Monday with an all
Speaker 1: new episode of Serial Killers where we'll try a brand
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