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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. But don't worry, don't worry. We will

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Speaker 1: be back tomorrow, hey, asked doctor Jesse Friday. It's coming

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Speaker 1: around the bend. It's coming right around the bend. So

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Speaker 1: get your questions in now, plus your love, your hate,

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Speaker 1: your death threats to Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com.

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Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Let's let's go

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Speaker 1: back to diversity higher real quick. Yeah, She's through it

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Speaker 1: from day one when when the Supreme Court made this

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Speaker 1: extreme decision to take away a constitutional right, it was

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Speaker 1: an unconstitution unconstitutional action by them, right that was around

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Speaker 1: for almost fifty years, a right that women had to

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Speaker 1: make a decision on their bodies and how they want

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Speaker 1: to start their family. That's not true. That's that's not

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Speaker 1: true at all. By the way, on my tipping thing,

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Speaker 1: Chris's wife, Chris's wife works for almost sounded really bad.

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Speaker 1: I almost sounded terrible, almost said Chris's wife works for tips.

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Speaker 1: That's not She's in an industry where she needs tips

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Speaker 1: the way, I apparently did not realize that that many

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Speaker 1: Can't afford to tip, don't go out. Apparently people don't

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Speaker 1: how these people live. That that's how these people aren't

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Speaker 1: you know what. We're moving on because I have something

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Speaker 1: I need to say. The January sixth protesters, they are

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Speaker 1: political prisoners. The Justice Department is working with the Democratic

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Speaker 1: And look, that alone is bad enough. But you know

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Speaker 1: what's really really crappy is how few people on the right,

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Speaker 1: I'm talking politicians. It is unbelievable or politicians don't raise

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Speaker 1: You realize, like, well, I'll read this email, dear historian Jesse.

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Speaker 1: I had the privilege of speaking with an older expat

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Speaker 1: a bad person. Anyhow, she shared the story of the

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Speaker 1: great hero Pavlik Morozov, a boy who turned in his

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Speaker 1: father for keeping food during the Great Famine of the thirties.

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Speaker 1: the great martyrdom was taught in schools. Jackson Reffitt, the

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Speaker 1: The way that people protest the future will be determined

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Speaker 1: They're also incentivizing family members, fellow Americans to turn in

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Speaker 1: And it's freaking dangerous man, extremely dangerous, and the DOJ's

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Speaker 1: How many Republicans in the House or Senate have spoken

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Speaker 1: for too long, For too long, Chris Labor's only been

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Speaker 1: you'll be in a dentist's office or something like that

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Speaker 1: with NPR on. I swear I wasn't doing a bit.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like that. Yeah, and we all know we

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Speaker 1: should have open borders and be more polite to immigrants. Guys.

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Speaker 1: Don't you agree, Bob? Oh? I do agree, Mary. I'm

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Speaker 1: glad you asked me. Dad. That's a really good point.

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Speaker 1: That sucks. Who wants to sit and listen to that?

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Speaker 1: I want to listen to Frito Berndeto. I yea, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I am Deefrito bunto Haggy. I like Frico scrunchips. I

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Speaker 1: love him. I do I want Frito scrunchy chail gets

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Speaker 1: him from you. I yai, yeah, yeah, Oh, I am

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Speaker 1: Deefrito bunt. Give me Frito scruntychin. I'll be your friend,

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Speaker 1: Defritto Buntee. Though you must not open Munch Munch Munch.

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Speaker 1: It's not a weird show. Chris that's not right. Is

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Speaker 1: it a weird show? I'm not weird, you're weird. I

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Speaker 1: think the wife says I'm weird too. I don't think

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Speaker 1: i'm weird. I think everyone else is weird. I think

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Speaker 1: I'm the normal one. Oh, someone else is mad at

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Speaker 1: me about how I say per cow sheets. Listen to this, Chris,

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Speaker 1: he actually put in subject lines. It's perk cow Okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what he's saying. He said, Jesse, I

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Speaker 1: know you're stud of public schools. It's obvious, but it's

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Speaker 1: not per cow soft a. It's p per cow long a.

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Speaker 1: The dopes that think they can take Russia's place or whatever. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: Mike Lindell says it correctly. Please respect your sponsor in

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Speaker 1: the English language. I respect you because you're a marine.

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Speaker 1: But I'm skeptical. He says. His name is Brian. The

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Speaker 1: problem is Brian, you don't understand. Not only am I

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Speaker 1: a little strange, I'm uneducated. That actually didn't help at all,

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Speaker 1: because I don't know what's soft a and long a

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Speaker 1: mean either. Chris, do you know what those means? What's

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Speaker 1: a long a? Okay? I know what you mean. It's

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Speaker 1: perkal see nailed it my pillow dot com promo code, Jesse,

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Speaker 1: get your percale sheets today. All right, quit, Chris, grow up.

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Speaker 1: We have a couple more emails and we have headlines

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Speaker 1: I didn't get to, and then I'm leaving you. Peace

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Speaker 1: out for a second truth attitude, Jesse Kelly. It is

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Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of the Jesse Kelly

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Before we get to headlines I didn't get to.

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Speaker 1: I do want to take a moment and once again

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Speaker 1: read your responses because men have been going through labor

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Speaker 1: with women for a long time, and then men don't

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Speaker 1: get any credit for it, and so I wanted some

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Speaker 1: of your responses. This guy said, the hardest things about

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Speaker 1: my wife's pregnancy was having to sit through those Lama's

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Speaker 1: classes with her. On the bright side, the breathing really works.

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Speaker 1: I didn't feel a thing you do, Chris. You're gonna

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Speaker 1: have to do these classes. They're called, Oh, they're called

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Speaker 1: Lama's classes. Don't think you're gonna get out of it either. Pal. Oh,

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Speaker 1: maybe you could get them to schedule or get her

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Speaker 1: to schedule them in the evening and then you'll be working.

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Speaker 1: That's always a great call. Anyway, you have to go

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Speaker 1: in the classes and they have to teach the women

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Speaker 1: how to breathe. No, no, you don't just breathe, Chris.

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Speaker 1: They make them do weird women stuff. I forget. I forget.

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Speaker 1: It was like, I don't know. They have to do

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Speaker 1: some stuff that help women get through pregnancy, and I

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Speaker 1: had to go with the wife. It was brutal. It

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Speaker 1: was absolutely brutal. The guy said, my dad dropped my

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Speaker 1: mom off at the hospital and went back to work.

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Speaker 1: Such an important message about priorities and being the read

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Speaker 1: winner my dad. Apparently, my dad doesn't smoke. Never smoked.

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Speaker 1: He dipped for a while, but never smoked. My dad

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Speaker 1: was so nervous when my mom was going through labor,

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Speaker 1: he bailed on her and went outside the hospital was

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Speaker 1: chained smoking cigarettes. I had some nice cigars saved for

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Speaker 1: the occasion of our first child. I was obviously being

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Speaker 1: a good sport about it, despite it being a girl.

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Speaker 1: This guy said, But get this, I couldn't smoke in

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Speaker 1: the delivery room, even though I had a perfectly paired whiskey.

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Speaker 1: This guy said, her house cleaning really went down there

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Speaker 1: for a while. I let it slide on account of

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Speaker 1: me being a good man, and all fellas keep sending

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Speaker 1: me your tales of heroism that you went through doing

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Speaker 1: your wife's labor for too long, For too long, they

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Speaker 1: have owned this issue, all right, You do get to

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Speaker 1: own one issue on a serious side here before we

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Speaker 1: get to the emails I didn't get to, or headlines

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Speaker 1: I didn't get to. I do think and I saw

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Speaker 1: the headlines today about the housing market. What's happening right

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Speaker 1: now in the housing market is it's a really really

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Speaker 1: really bad sign about where we're going, not where we are,

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Speaker 1: where we're going. Look, i'll cover the details tomorrow, all right,

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Speaker 1: but it's really bad. Do you have an emergency food supply?

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Speaker 1: And I need to be clear, I hope you never

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Speaker 1: need it. Maybe you will never need it. When I

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Speaker 1: tell you about my Patriots Supply, yes, I love them,

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Speaker 1: and they're a great anti communist company, and look, I

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Speaker 1: love what they do. I do. I genuinely love them.

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Speaker 1: They're wonderful people. But I hope you never have to

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Speaker 1: use their product. I really do. But man alive, if

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Speaker 1: the day comes and you need it, you're gonna wish

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Speaker 1: you had an emergency food kit. I know inflations hitting

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Speaker 1: not everyone can get the three month emergency food kit.

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Speaker 1: They have a four week one. Now, at least get

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Speaker 1: that fifty dollars off. Even FEMA tells you to have

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Speaker 1: three months of emergency food. Go to Prepare with Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly dot com. You'll see you can get a four

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Speaker 1: week kit for fifty dollars off. Do that now for

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Speaker 1: every member of your house. If you're alone, that's fine,

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Speaker 1: just get one for yourself. But if four people, get

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Speaker 1: four of them. Go to prepare with Jesse Kelly dot com. Again. Honestly, no,

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Speaker 1: you're probably not to say this. No, you're not supposed

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Speaker 1: to say this. I hope you never need it. I

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Speaker 1: genuinely do. I hope, I hope fifty years. So now

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Speaker 1: you're looking at it and you're saying, dang, I never

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Speaker 1: used it. Look if that happens, please email me and

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Speaker 1: cuss me out. But man, alive, it beats the alternative,

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Speaker 1: doesn't it. It really really really beats the alternative. These

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Speaker 1: people are trying to wreckass here and now here's a headline,

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Speaker 1: you know the you know the thing headlines we didn't

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Speaker 1: get to you. Nancy Pelosi leaves Taiwan after enraging China. Man,

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Speaker 1: how sauce. Do you think Grandma Vodka got on the

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Speaker 1: way home from that one got out of there, caused

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Speaker 1: an international incident. Her husband's on trial for getting a dui.

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Speaker 1: I bet you they had gray Goose and every cup

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Speaker 1: holder on that plane waiting for you, waiting for New

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Speaker 1: York City Episcopalian. I always almost mess up that word

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Speaker 1: and almost say good, don't say how Christmas? Like, there's

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Speaker 1: like ninety syllables in that. What do you mean how?

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Speaker 1: Anyway it says New York City Episcopalian School invited drag

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Speaker 1: queen activist to Pride Chapel, the destruction in weakening of

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Speaker 1: the Christian Church in this country, turning it into nothing

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Speaker 1: more than a quote tolerant turn the other chief church

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Speaker 1: that accommodates this demonic filth is such a big reason

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Speaker 1: why we are where we are as a country. Your

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Speaker 1: church should be leading the charge against this kind of filth.

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Speaker 1: Instead they invite them. In one hundred and seventeenth Congress

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Speaker 1: establishing the Marxist roots of critical race theory and detail

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Speaker 1: the threat of this divisive ideology poses to the American

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Speaker 1: Republic that they're trying to pass a House resolution. I

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Speaker 1: think that's fine. We're trying to recognize communism and critical

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Speaker 1: race theory. I hate to be a Senate but it

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Speaker 1: seems like, man, it seems like it was only yesterday.

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Speaker 1: Barack Obama was president and we had a Republican House

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Speaker 1: and a Republican Senate, and they kept passing these Obamacare repeals.

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Speaker 1: Do you remember this. It was like every other day

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Speaker 1: they'd passed this repeal of Obamacare. Obama would of course

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Speaker 1: reject these, he'd reject it, and we'd move on. And

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Speaker 1: then and then Trump took over and the Republicans at

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Speaker 1: the House and Senate and they couldn't manage to send

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Speaker 1: one Obamacare repeal to Trump's desk so he could sign it,

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Speaker 1: which Trump would have signed. So you'll have to forgive

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Speaker 1: me if I once again hear Republicans are in the

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Speaker 1: minority and they're passing these great bills. Show me what

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Speaker 1: you do with the majority. Hi, guys, just once, show

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Speaker 1: me what you do with that. Leaked documents show FBI

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Speaker 1: is equating basic American terminology with violent extremism. Credit to

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Speaker 1: kia Us on Red State for this one. Yes, there

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Speaker 1: things like the Revolutionary war images, the Gadsden flag, Betsy

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Speaker 1: Ross flag. The Federal Bureau of Investigation is now associating

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Speaker 1: those with violent extremists. What, Chris, Yes, the Betsy Ross flag,

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Speaker 1: you see, Chris, this is yet another example of the

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Speaker 1: Federal Bureau of Investigation criminalizing being an enemy of the

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Speaker 1: Democratic Party. I've said it a thousand times before. It

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Speaker 1: is the most dangerous thing happening in the United States

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Speaker 1: of America right now. It's the biggest deal. Trump backed

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Speaker 1: Tutor Dixon easily wins Michigan's GOP governor's primary. I actually

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Speaker 1: no Tutor personally. I worked with her for a little while.

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Speaker 1: Tutor is the bomb. If you're in Michigan, go support Tutor,

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Speaker 1: Go vote for Tutor. Awesome, Lady, Arizona Republicans slam Pinal

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Speaker 1: County election failures in a joint statement. You do understand

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Speaker 1: that Europe doesn't have any of these elections snaffoos we

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Speaker 1: seem to have every time. Right. Why do you think

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Speaker 1: that is? Teenage pro life activists brutally attacked while knocking

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Speaker 1: on doors to talk to Kansas voters. Of course, some

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Speaker 1: pro abortion monster came out and attacked her. Shrewdest snakes

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Speaker 1: and innocent as doves. I believe I read that somewhere once.

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Speaker 1: Why are you sending your teenage daughter to talk to

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Speaker 1: demons door to door? These pro abortionist people are evil,

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Speaker 1: violent demons. They will hurt her. Send someone with her

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Speaker 1: to protect her, or don't allow her to go at all.

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Speaker 1: Georgians can claim an embryo as a dependent on tax

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Speaker 1: on tax returns. A look at that. It's a life

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Speaker 1: all of a sudden. How about that? All right? Remember

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Speaker 1: you can email the show. We're gonna be back tomorrow

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Speaker 1: to have more fun. You can email me Jesse at

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show dot com Jesse at Jesse Kelly show

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Speaker 1: dot com. If you missed it, go down the podcast.

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Speaker 1: Did I not tell you we were gonna have a

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Speaker 1: good time? That's all che so