1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:03,800 Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's 2 00:00:03,840 --> 00:00:07,440 Speaker 1: my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is potty 3 00:00:07,480 --> 00:00:11,600 Speaker 1: mouth and smoky Clothes. Hmmm, interesting title. We'll find out 4 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:14,680 Speaker 1: what that's all about. And just a few because yeah, right, 5 00:00:14,760 --> 00:00:18,040 Speaker 1: because right now, the nephew is here with today's prank 6 00:00:18,079 --> 00:00:18,480 Speaker 1: phone call. 7 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:19,960 Speaker 2: Nephew, what you got today? 8 00:00:20,239 --> 00:00:24,560 Speaker 3: I am here looking in the archives and trying to 9 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:27,479 Speaker 3: make sure that we start this weekend, this week off 10 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:30,880 Speaker 3: with a great prank phone call. I don't want us 11 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:34,760 Speaker 3: to start off mediocre. So we are looking through the 12 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:38,279 Speaker 3: archives as here we go. 13 00:00:38,720 --> 00:00:45,599 Speaker 2: Can you do my makeup? Can you do my makeup? 14 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:45,839 Speaker 4: Now? 15 00:00:45,840 --> 00:00:50,239 Speaker 3: There's a lot of makeups ladies out there, make up artists. 16 00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:53,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, they do the job so well. They do the 17 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:54,760 Speaker 2: job so well. 18 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:57,880 Speaker 3: The glam squads and you know, they have it now 19 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:00,000 Speaker 3: where you can call them and they'll come to you 20 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:02,320 Speaker 3: and put the makeup on you. And people doing that 21 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:05,679 Speaker 3: for their weddings and whatnot. But can you do my makeup? 22 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:09,920 Speaker 3: And but my makeup is uh, not on my face? 23 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:11,520 Speaker 3: Is not on my face? 24 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:16,679 Speaker 2: As you get can you do my makeup? I just 25 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:17,680 Speaker 2: want you to do the job. 26 00:01:17,760 --> 00:01:19,959 Speaker 3: Don't worry about where we're gonna put it at Okay, 27 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:23,360 Speaker 3: can you do my makeup cat Dog if you could? 28 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:25,400 Speaker 5: Hello? 29 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:28,320 Speaker 4: Hello man sweak to uh to Brandy police. Yes, this 30 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:31,000 Speaker 4: is Brandy Brandon. My name is Carl. I'm calling. I 31 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:33,800 Speaker 4: got a U. You can't highly recommend it. You actually 32 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:36,600 Speaker 4: you're you actually are. I'm sorry. I don't know if 33 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:38,760 Speaker 4: I'm saying it right. As a makeup artists, makeup styleist, 34 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:39,319 Speaker 4: what do. 35 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:42,320 Speaker 5: You call it, it's makeup artists. I'm a professional makeup artists. 36 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:45,399 Speaker 4: Okay. And you work at the you work with the 37 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:48,960 Speaker 4: makeup Coulentar and correct. Okay, listen, I got a I 38 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,560 Speaker 4: got a photo shoot coming up, and I wanted to 39 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:55,400 Speaker 4: see about sometime this week maybe the following week you 40 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:58,400 Speaker 4: could actually come and and I hire you to actually 41 00:01:58,440 --> 00:02:00,880 Speaker 4: make me up for my photo shoots. Is do you 42 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:03,120 Speaker 4: do a lot of photo shoots at all or you? 43 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:04,880 Speaker 5: Yes, sir, I sure do. I've been in the business 44 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:08,360 Speaker 5: for ten years, so I've been around several photo shoots. 45 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:10,959 Speaker 4: Okay, good deal. So what's I mean you have any 46 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:12,720 Speaker 4: time this week that I can actually just come in 47 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:14,560 Speaker 4: and we can do like a trial run or something. 48 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:19,040 Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll actually been here Friday for about six hours. 49 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:21,640 Speaker 5: Will Friday work for you? I'm here, I start at eleven. 50 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:23,600 Speaker 4: At eleven, I mean I could come in like maybe 51 00:02:23,639 --> 00:02:26,560 Speaker 4: like around three on Friday, if you can you squeeze 52 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:27,200 Speaker 4: me in at that time. 53 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:28,399 Speaker 5: I sure can. 54 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:31,000 Speaker 4: Okay, what's what's so good? Is there a certain makeup 55 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:34,040 Speaker 4: for men? It's gonna works out. 56 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:36,519 Speaker 5: It works out the same as for women in photo shoots. 57 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:38,840 Speaker 5: You just need some type of cream, foundation, something to 58 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:42,080 Speaker 5: even out the skin tone. Howder you down to take 59 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:44,679 Speaker 5: away the oils, cover up any blimishes or anything like that. 60 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:46,560 Speaker 5: It's pretty much the same. Of course, you don't get 61 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:48,799 Speaker 5: the whole eyeshadow and lashes and stuff. 62 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:50,800 Speaker 4: But right, right, right, right right, Well I'm not making 63 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:52,520 Speaker 4: all that, but I'm just trying to, you know, just 64 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:56,000 Speaker 4: trying to look good on camera. Let me ask you this, 65 00:02:56,360 --> 00:02:59,760 Speaker 4: how much makeup have you done as far as men? 66 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:00,600 Speaker 4: You know what I mean? 67 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:03,720 Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, I'm very comfortable with it. You'll be fine, 68 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:04,120 Speaker 5: trust me. 69 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:05,840 Speaker 4: That's what I was really worried about it if you 70 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:07,960 Speaker 4: were going to be comfortable with it, because I mean, 71 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:12,240 Speaker 4: have you done I'm a little conscientious about a few things, 72 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:16,359 Speaker 4: you know what I mean? And uh, have you how 73 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:17,760 Speaker 4: many butts have you done? 74 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:20,519 Speaker 5: I'm sorry, how many. 75 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:23,160 Speaker 4: What like like like butts? You know how many? How 76 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:24,560 Speaker 4: many butts have you made up? 77 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:27,840 Speaker 5: I haven't made up any butts, like are you like 78 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:28,480 Speaker 5: you mean. 79 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:31,760 Speaker 4: Like a yeah, I mean because see, I'm actually doing 80 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:35,360 Speaker 4: a nude photo shoot and uh, you know, I got 81 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:38,160 Speaker 4: a couple of scratches and you know, some old scars 82 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:40,360 Speaker 4: on my butt, and I you know, like like you said, 83 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:42,280 Speaker 4: you know, I'm a little shy about you know, some 84 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:45,120 Speaker 4: of that souse. You could actually hope you can actually 85 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:48,280 Speaker 4: make sure that those scars don't show, and you know 86 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:51,520 Speaker 4: you said you kind of you know, uh, make sure 87 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:54,440 Speaker 4: everything is doesn't look oily, you know what I mean? 88 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:57,080 Speaker 4: And and uh, I just need to get my money out. 89 00:03:57,120 --> 00:04:00,280 Speaker 5: Well, but I didn't when I didn't understand what you're 90 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:02,080 Speaker 5: talking about. I may not be the makeupout it. 91 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:02,360 Speaker 4: I don't. 92 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:05,400 Speaker 5: I'm not seriously, I'm not gonna do your. 93 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:07,480 Speaker 4: Okay, But I mean we're just talking about makeup though. 94 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:10,440 Speaker 4: I mean, you know you're talking about yeah, but I'm not. 95 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:12,560 Speaker 5: About to put my makeup brushes that I use on 96 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:15,560 Speaker 5: people's faces on your ad like to tell your photographer 97 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:17,480 Speaker 5: to like photoshop that. 98 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:20,599 Speaker 4: Okay, That's why I'm coming in to see you on Friday. 99 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:23,400 Speaker 4: I want you to do everything and make me up 100 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:25,440 Speaker 4: there in the store so I can see what it 101 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:26,960 Speaker 4: looks like. I want to see you were going to. 102 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,880 Speaker 5: Come into my job and make me do your like 103 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:32,160 Speaker 5: what are you? What planted or where did you think 104 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:32,920 Speaker 5: that was gonna work? 105 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,479 Speaker 6: You cannot come into my job. 106 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:36,360 Speaker 5: How are you going to come my job naked? 107 00:04:36,839 --> 00:04:37,440 Speaker 6: Seriously? 108 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:39,280 Speaker 4: I mean well, I was gonna wear a robe. I'm 109 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:40,680 Speaker 4: not gonna just, you know, walk in there. 110 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:43,960 Speaker 5: Don't you even think about coming into my job? Who 111 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:44,640 Speaker 5: referred you? 112 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:45,840 Speaker 4: Who talked? 113 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:47,440 Speaker 5: You need to delete this number? 114 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:47,839 Speaker 4: Do not. 115 00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:49,960 Speaker 6: I'm not about to get. 116 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:50,400 Speaker 5: This job. 117 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:56,760 Speaker 4: Done, okay. I don't want the problem what you're doing. 118 00:04:57,040 --> 00:04:58,919 Speaker 4: What is the problem? What you're doing my butt and 119 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:00,560 Speaker 4: putting the makeup on it. Now, if I need to 120 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:03,320 Speaker 4: buy you some brushes, I buy you some brushes and 121 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:04,600 Speaker 4: you can take I want you to. 122 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:05,600 Speaker 6: Buy me anything. 123 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:07,479 Speaker 5: I don't want you coming into my job. I don't 124 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:09,440 Speaker 5: want you calling me ever again to do any kind 125 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:09,719 Speaker 5: of work. 126 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:12,800 Speaker 4: I'm coming in there and I'm now listen, I am. 127 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:15,799 Speaker 5: My professional makeup artist. Clearly you don't know what that means. 128 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:19,719 Speaker 4: So professional, then you will take out the part that's 129 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:22,080 Speaker 4: bothering you and through the job. Lady, you know what 130 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:24,200 Speaker 4: I mean. If my story is on it, I want 131 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:24,640 Speaker 4: to clear it. 132 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,960 Speaker 5: Want call on you before I get real ignorant. I'm 133 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,520 Speaker 5: not about to finish this conversation. Do not come into 134 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:33,240 Speaker 5: my job. Do not call me to do your That's 135 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:33,919 Speaker 5: not gonna happen. 136 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:36,240 Speaker 4: So so so, I guess it's say to go around 137 00:05:36,279 --> 00:05:39,719 Speaker 4: and let people know that Brandy is not professional because 138 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:42,480 Speaker 4: you can't do partation is. 139 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:44,280 Speaker 5: Good in the streets to boot. You can't go around 140 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:46,000 Speaker 5: and tell anybody that I'm not professional. 141 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:47,279 Speaker 6: Nobody ever called me to be there. 142 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:50,160 Speaker 5: Get some skincare for you, how about that? And then 143 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:51,360 Speaker 5: you won't need any makeup. 144 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:53,440 Speaker 4: I know you did. You're not gonna sit here now 145 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:55,960 Speaker 4: start talking about my if I told you some of 146 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,440 Speaker 4: my deepest secrets to let you know, I want to 147 00:05:58,440 --> 00:05:59,160 Speaker 4: come in there and get some. 148 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:02,120 Speaker 5: Make for telling the stranger your deepest secret. 149 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:04,600 Speaker 4: Okay, you know what. I'm coming up to your store 150 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:06,839 Speaker 4: anyway on Friday, all right, and I'll talk to you 151 00:06:06,839 --> 00:06:08,240 Speaker 4: a boss. I'll let them know. Y. 152 00:06:08,279 --> 00:06:10,320 Speaker 5: Don't let it for you. 153 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:11,880 Speaker 6: You hurt me, don't come in my job. 154 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:14,400 Speaker 5: And look, if I lose my job over your foolishness, 155 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:16,359 Speaker 5: I guarantee you will be paying all my bills. 156 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:18,560 Speaker 4: Okay. The bottom line is I'm coming in there with 157 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:21,839 Speaker 4: my robe off Friday. Somebody gonna do my butt. You 158 00:06:21,839 --> 00:06:22,960 Speaker 4: your manager, You're. 159 00:06:22,839 --> 00:06:24,720 Speaker 6: Not coming you know what? How about you come up 160 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:26,120 Speaker 6: here right now? How could I go ahead and take 161 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:27,880 Speaker 6: care of the situation right now? I'm here now? Can 162 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:28,479 Speaker 6: you come right now? 163 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:31,080 Speaker 4: I'm up there right now with my roll, am my loan? 164 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:33,880 Speaker 6: Well bring bring your butt up here right now. We'll 165 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:35,520 Speaker 6: see if your budgets done. I'm not doing it. 166 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:37,960 Speaker 4: Okay. Well, the bottom line, who is your manager anyway? 167 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,159 Speaker 4: What's she at? Is she there? 168 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:41,080 Speaker 6: I am the manager? Now what? 169 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:44,600 Speaker 4: Okay? See that's what damn problem is. You got your 170 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:47,160 Speaker 4: little self a little position at your job. Now you're 171 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:49,200 Speaker 4: trying to throw your weight around if if a person 172 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:52,440 Speaker 4: wants to get their butt done. Okay, Look do you 173 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:56,200 Speaker 4: see avatar them? People have makeup all on, they butt 174 00:06:56,240 --> 00:06:57,600 Speaker 4: all on their back and every where. 175 00:06:57,640 --> 00:06:59,880 Speaker 6: Not you call them, You call them and ask them 176 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:02,240 Speaker 6: to your back. Don't call me. I'm hanging up. Do 177 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:03,279 Speaker 6: not call me anymore. 178 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:06,360 Speaker 4: They gonna make up artists? What are you? Look? 179 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:07,479 Speaker 6: This conversation is over. 180 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:10,040 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's over because you know what. Let me tell 181 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:11,640 Speaker 4: you something. You do you know who you're talking to? 182 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:13,240 Speaker 4: Do you know who you're talking to? 183 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:14,760 Speaker 6: Do you know who you're talking to? 184 00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:17,680 Speaker 4: I know who I'm talking to. I'm talking to Brandy. 185 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:19,840 Speaker 4: But do Brandy know who Brandy talking to? 186 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:22,040 Speaker 6: Clearly somebody who is ignorant. 187 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:25,120 Speaker 4: Okay, well let me tell you who I am. This 188 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:29,400 Speaker 4: is nephew Tommy from the Steve Abby Morning Show. You 189 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:32,240 Speaker 4: just got pranked by your girlfriend, Carmen. 190 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:38,320 Speaker 5: You are light Yay, I'm getting off the phone. 191 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:41,040 Speaker 4: Why do that? 192 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:44,560 Speaker 5: I hope nobody's listening. 193 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:48,800 Speaker 4: I got you good. I got you good. Good with 194 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:49,320 Speaker 4: the butt? 195 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:51,760 Speaker 6: Yeah, for real? Get you some skincare. 196 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:53,120 Speaker 5: Problem. 197 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:55,120 Speaker 4: Maybe I got one more thing. I got to ask you, 198 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:57,239 Speaker 4: what is the baddest And I'm talking about the baddest 199 00:07:57,360 --> 00:08:01,280 Speaker 4: radio show in the land all the day, Steve Harvey 200 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:02,200 Speaker 4: Morning Show. 201 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:08,080 Speaker 2: If y'all ain't gonna say it, I'm gonna see it. 202 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:13,600 Speaker 2: I did that. I did really, I did that. Look 203 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:14,960 Speaker 2: at any kind of way you want to look at it. 204 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,720 Speaker 2: I did that. Let me say this. 205 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:20,840 Speaker 3: I want to say I thoroughly enjoyed myself in New Orleans, 206 00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:26,000 Speaker 3: Louisiana with the Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority Incorporated. As I 207 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:29,280 Speaker 3: was down there hosting the Step Show Slash Talent Show 208 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:31,280 Speaker 3: and Jordan and I was able to hang out with 209 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:33,520 Speaker 3: my wife and watch her be all pink and green 210 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:35,079 Speaker 3: for the weekend, you know. 211 00:08:35,559 --> 00:08:37,480 Speaker 2: So it was a beautiful thing. So big ups. I 212 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,679 Speaker 2: enjoyed hanging with you Aka's. 213 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:41,520 Speaker 3: Down in New Orleans, and then I left and went 214 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:44,680 Speaker 3: to Bowl in Green, Kentucky and me and Life Jennings 215 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:47,120 Speaker 3: put it down on stage. So thank y'all for coming 216 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:49,800 Speaker 3: out to see us laying in the cut, laugh out 217 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:52,320 Speaker 3: loud comedy show. That is two Ray in the building, 218 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:55,240 Speaker 3: Craig McLaren in the building, and my girl lout. 219 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:56,880 Speaker 2: Nell in the building. 220 00:08:56,960 --> 00:09:00,920 Speaker 3: We'll be at the Chestwick Baby April twenty nine in Philadelphia. 221 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:03,000 Speaker 2: Tickets available red now. 222 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:07,880 Speaker 1: All right, nephew, coming up next Strawberry Letters, subject potty 223 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:10,320 Speaker 1: mouth and smoky Clothes. We'll get into that, find out 224 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:13,520 Speaker 1: what that's all about. Right after this, you're listening to 225 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:15,320 Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show.