WEBVTT - Ep 320: REMEMBER RICHARD CHEESE??? 0:00:02.009 --> 0:00:05.970 Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the 0:00:06.010 --> 0:00:09.190 show where we only talk about what is most obviously 0:00:09.270 --> 0:00:10.860 very crucially important. 0:00:11.980 --> 0:00:16.300 Today on This Is Important... Tell me you have never 0:00:16.400 --> 0:00:18.900 fucked without telling me you've never fucked. 0:00:20.060 --> 0:00:23.160 If the titties smell like dryer sheets, that shit's about 0:00:23.180 --> 0:00:24.750 to hit. Hit. 0:00:26.170 --> 0:00:27.970 Go shake your vaginas. Go shake your vaginas. 0:00:32.420 --> 0:00:33.120 Let's go! 0:00:36.620 --> 0:00:40.170 Yeah, man. 0:00:40.330 --> 0:00:42.089 Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. 0:00:42.229 --> 0:00:46.170 Wake up. And Blake said you have to poop. 0:00:46.550 --> 0:00:47.270 It's weird. 0:00:47.330 --> 0:00:50.030 I got that knock, knock, knock on the door of 0:00:50.630 --> 0:00:53.110 my booty hole. And, yeah, I feel like I have 0:00:53.130 --> 0:00:54.870 to poop, but I'm going to hold it for the 0:00:54.950 --> 0:00:55.730 entire pod. 0:00:56.050 --> 0:00:58.650 Tune in. What a cool way to start. 0:00:58.730 --> 0:01:01.260 And this is, and Durs, we established this right before 0:01:01.300 --> 0:01:03.080 you came on, Adam, but this is a safe space, 0:01:03.100 --> 0:01:04.100 so I'm really glad. 0:01:05.280 --> 0:01:07.170 Since when, dude? I mean, I just feel like... This 0:01:07.250 --> 0:01:08.890 isn't safe space, dude. 0:01:08.910 --> 0:01:10.709 Oh, it was safe before Adam got on. 0:01:10.770 --> 0:01:14.750 It's very safe here. I can talk about anything I want. 0:01:14.770 --> 0:01:15.590 You can. 0:01:15.810 --> 0:01:18.720 Anywhere Adam goes, it's known as the danger zone. 0:01:18.860 --> 0:01:22.360 Now that's not true. That's not true. I'm a really 0:01:22.400 --> 0:01:25.500 good guy. You gotta watch your tongue around this guy. 0:01:25.860 --> 0:01:26.319 No, no, no. 0:01:26.380 --> 0:01:28.160 Let it fly. It makes for a good podcast. I 0:01:28.190 --> 0:01:28.790 would love to hear it. 0:01:28.870 --> 0:01:32.010 I feel safe. We got to watch his tongue. I feel... Okay. 0:01:32.610 --> 0:01:35.479 I feel safe. I feel very... Watch his tongue. Like 0:01:35.540 --> 0:01:38.259 a dog drinking water. I feel safe around my guys. 0:01:38.340 --> 0:01:41.390 I can talk about... you know, my real feelings, things that. 0:01:41.270 --> 0:01:44.190 I care about. Anything but jazz. Anything but jazz. 0:01:44.230 --> 0:01:46.470 I will be publicly executed. 0:01:46.590 --> 0:01:49.670 People are coming for your fucking, to your rescue in 0:01:49.690 --> 0:01:51.520 the comments on that jazz clip. 0:01:51.720 --> 0:01:54.740 Adam. Well, people really like Blake and I like him too. 0:01:54.760 --> 0:01:56.860 So I, you know, I can't. 0:01:57.180 --> 0:01:58.640 I'm not gay no more. 0:01:58.720 --> 0:02:00.600 I wanted to, I wanted to come for him in 0:02:00.620 --> 0:02:02.960 the comments as well and just say, hey man, it's 0:02:03.060 --> 0:02:06.090 okay that you're lying and you said this to me 0:02:06.190 --> 0:02:09.000 in private that you do not like When you go 0:02:09.060 --> 0:02:12.410 over to Atiba's and he plays his jazz music late 0:02:12.490 --> 0:02:14.790 at night and then you're... And then you have to 0:02:14.810 --> 0:02:16.989 pretend like you like it. You told me this. 0:02:17.010 --> 0:02:20.830 Maybe I was pretending to dislike it to get in 0:02:20.930 --> 0:02:21.889 your good graces. 0:02:22.110 --> 0:02:23.160 Have you ever thought of that? 0:02:23.240 --> 0:02:24.700 Now he's going to come for you on that. 0:02:24.940 --> 0:02:26.160 I'm not gay no more. 0:02:26.260 --> 0:02:28.860 It's all about being your authentic self. 0:02:28.940 --> 0:02:31.540 So now I'm like, I can't trust anything you say 0:02:31.639 --> 0:02:34.380 because you're willing to lie to me. Maybe. 0:02:34.460 --> 0:02:36.130 He's a shame shifter. But this is safe. 0:02:36.230 --> 0:02:37.930 Because I don't care if you like jazz or not. 0:02:38.130 --> 0:02:42.630 I don't care. Why would I care? I do like jazz. Okay. 0:02:43.570 --> 0:02:47.190 He's like, I like the little one that goes, that's 0:02:47.210 --> 0:02:48.970 my favorite. The oboe. 0:02:49.450 --> 0:02:53.120 Did you guys see, there was a clip of, you know, 0:02:53.160 --> 0:03:00.160 John Baptiste? He's the jazz musician who is from New Orleans. 0:03:00.320 --> 0:03:02.580 Don't get me started on this guy. Somebody help me! 0:03:02.620 --> 0:03:04.840 And he's a really nice guy. I've met him a 0:03:04.860 --> 0:03:07.299 handful of times. He was Stephen Colbert's band leader. 0:03:07.660 --> 0:03:08.430 Oh, sick. 0:03:08.740 --> 0:03:12.919 He's a super nice guy, but then they played Sabotage 0:03:12.980 --> 0:03:14.780 by the Beastie Boys. And you know how they'll do 0:03:14.820 --> 0:03:17.840 that thing? It's like a viral thing where they'll play 0:03:18.040 --> 0:03:21.170 a musician some song that they've never heard of before. 0:03:21.190 --> 0:03:23.090 And they either have to drum to it or they 0:03:23.130 --> 0:03:25.230 have to like, in his case, he's a pianist, so 0:03:25.250 --> 0:03:26.570 he had to play the piano to it. Wait, he's 0:03:26.610 --> 0:03:29.109 what now? You heard me. Hello. 0:03:29.430 --> 0:03:30.230 Hey, Blake. 0:03:30.570 --> 0:03:31.390 Good catch, dude. 0:03:31.710 --> 0:03:33.109 Sick. You got me, dog. 0:03:33.210 --> 0:03:33.769 And we're back. 0:03:33.790 --> 0:03:36.270 Thanks, bro. I hear peeing. I see. 0:03:36.510 --> 0:03:37.170 I hear peeing. 0:03:37.210 --> 0:03:38.830 You got me, dog. And my ears perk up. 0:03:39.070 --> 0:03:40.230 But yes, go ahead. 0:03:40.450 --> 0:03:44.570 So he's a pianist. And he, Blake, can't stop giggling. 0:03:44.630 --> 0:03:47.570 You are eight years old. And I love that about you, dude. 0:03:47.620 --> 0:03:49.540 You hate jazz, but you love pianists. 0:03:49.560 --> 0:03:50.660 Like most eight-year-olds. 0:03:51.780 --> 0:03:53.740 And like most eight-year-olds. 0:03:53.920 --> 0:03:54.640 Carry on. 0:03:54.780 --> 0:03:55.100 Yeah. 0:03:55.260 --> 0:03:58.400 And you cut your crust off your grilled cheese, don't you? 0:03:58.420 --> 0:04:02.800 I don't like that part. So he's playing. So he's 0:04:02.860 --> 0:04:06.560 listening to Sabotage as if he's never heard Sabotage. 0:04:06.800 --> 0:04:10.250 As if he's never heard music. I've seen the same clip. 0:04:10.600 --> 0:04:10.780 Yeah. 0:04:11.100 --> 0:04:13.190 I don't know about this guy. I also watched his 0:04:13.210 --> 0:04:16.230 like architectural digest tour of his house. And I was like, 0:04:17.410 --> 0:04:18.270 is this dude insane? 0:04:19.140 --> 0:04:19.880 It's a bagel. 0:04:20.190 --> 0:04:24.870 He seems like a giant four-year-old who's a musical genius, right? 0:04:24.890 --> 0:04:25.550 Yes, he really is. 0:04:25.610 --> 0:04:26.630 But he's also just like. 0:04:28.770 --> 0:04:30.229 The whole fucking time. 0:04:30.370 --> 0:04:33.550 And I'm like, he has childlike wonder, you're saying? Who 0:04:33.650 --> 0:04:36.350 holds this dude's hand when he crosses the street? 0:04:37.310 --> 0:04:41.839 I think if you are that crazy genius, you are 0:04:41.900 --> 0:04:42.700 just a little bit like. 0:04:44.380 --> 0:04:49.860 Because all anyone wants. I know that's actually a good 0:04:49.900 --> 0:04:52.190 impression of him. It's like his head is really heavy. 0:04:53.850 --> 0:04:57.410 He's not blind. You know how Ray Charles would look around? 0:04:57.430 --> 0:04:57.790 Stevie Wonder. 0:04:57.810 --> 0:04:58.550 Not look around. 0:04:58.570 --> 0:04:59.110 He's not looking. 0:04:59.150 --> 0:05:00.510 That's the only thing he's not doing. 0:05:00.529 --> 0:05:11.650 Stevie Wonder is sniffing. Yeah, I think that's what you're doing. 0:05:11.690 --> 0:05:12.770 You're sniffing around, right? 0:05:12.790 --> 0:05:14.330 He's like a dog with his head out of a 0:05:14.650 --> 0:05:15.510 car window, for sure. 0:05:15.529 --> 0:05:18.489 He has hyper sense. He can smell cookies from anywhere. 0:05:20.270 --> 0:05:22.190 Stevie Wonder, almost all his music. 0:05:22.210 --> 0:05:25.360 Betty Cracker! Oh, that's pretty good. 0:05:25.960 --> 0:05:28.460 Almost all of his songs, they're about love, but they're 0:05:28.500 --> 0:05:30.339 about the love for fresh-baked cookies. 0:05:30.420 --> 0:05:32.820 Chewy chocolate chip! Snickerdoodle! 0:05:32.880 --> 0:05:35.440 I wonder if that's why he loves love so much 0:05:35.500 --> 0:05:36.000 is because like. 0:05:36.020 --> 0:05:39.000 Peanut butter cookie! Oreos for days! 0:05:39.690 --> 0:05:43.770 The stink of sex is like so pungent. 0:05:43.810 --> 0:05:45.210 Repugnant. Where are we going? 0:05:45.510 --> 0:05:47.450 Where are we? Well, he's always singing about love. So 0:05:47.500 --> 0:05:50.659 like maybe that's why it's just the smells of it. Oh. 0:05:50.900 --> 0:05:52.000 It's so, it's like. 0:05:52.200 --> 0:05:57.220 Smells like someone's fucking. Probably in the butthole. 0:05:57.400 --> 0:06:01.180 Goodbye. When cookies come out of the oven, you're able 0:06:01.220 --> 0:06:02.719 to smell it. And it's a similar. 0:06:02.779 --> 0:06:05.520 Right. All of his first drafts of songs are weird. 0:06:05.850 --> 0:06:06.750 nasty dick. 0:06:06.790 --> 0:06:07.560 Yeah, real. 0:06:07.610 --> 0:06:11.570 Right, it starts off as his sex, sex scats, right? 0:06:11.610 --> 0:06:13.050 It's just to get the rhythm going and then he 0:06:13.070 --> 0:06:15.970 swaps it out with like, Christmas for the children. 0:06:16.089 --> 0:06:17.610 Go shake off your vagina. 0:06:17.670 --> 0:06:25.050 Smell of clean vagina. Like a dryer sheet. Like a 0:06:25.630 --> 0:06:30.050 dryer sheet. Tell me you have never fucked without telling 0:06:30.110 --> 0:06:33.830 me you've never fucked. Bro. The titties are like sand, right? 0:06:34.529 --> 0:06:35.469 The bumpy braille nipples? 0:06:35.890 --> 0:06:38.969 If the titties smell like dryer sheets, that shit about 0:06:39.010 --> 0:06:39.570 to hit. 0:06:40.029 --> 0:06:42.210 You said vagina though. 0:06:42.450 --> 0:06:42.870 I did. 0:06:42.890 --> 0:06:43.690 I did. Everything. 0:06:43.710 --> 0:06:49.320 I want everything smelling like fresh linen. That's not how 0:06:49.360 --> 0:06:49.839 it smells. 0:06:50.839 --> 0:06:53.260 And by the way, fresh linen, even more different than 0:06:53.300 --> 0:06:55.380 dryer sheets. Dryer sheets are very strong. 0:06:59.680 --> 0:07:01.780 If you pulled a girl's pants down and it smelled 0:07:01.839 --> 0:07:05.880 like dryer sheets... You got some questions, dude. You got 0:07:05.920 --> 0:07:06.880 some questions. 0:07:07.440 --> 0:07:09.260 What was the commercial where they'd say, I forgot to 0:07:09.339 --> 0:07:11.560 add the fabric softener? What the fucking... Where they would 0:07:11.580 --> 0:07:13.380 like run up the stairs of the apartment down to 0:07:13.440 --> 0:07:16.720 the basement where they... What's the name of that fucking 0:07:16.760 --> 0:07:17.300 dryer sheets? 0:07:17.500 --> 0:07:19.760 I don't. I used to do that all the time 0:07:19.780 --> 0:07:21.930 when I was like 19 years old. I would wash 0:07:21.960 --> 0:07:24.650 my clothes and I just would run out of detergent 0:07:24.690 --> 0:07:26.630 and just be like, well, it's. 0:07:26.590 --> 0:07:30.170 Water at least. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:07:30.390 --> 0:07:30.950 It's water. 0:07:30.970 --> 0:07:34.980 You know, we haven't used dryer sheets... In months. For 0:07:34.980 --> 0:07:37.380 10 years. 10 years. In 10 years. 0:07:37.380 --> 0:07:38.630 10 years. 0:07:38.650 --> 0:07:41.950 Come on. Your fifth like ever adult life. Just stop. 0:07:42.290 --> 0:07:42.970 Come on. 0:07:43.010 --> 0:07:45.270 I think that there's like cancer in it. I don't 0:07:45.290 --> 0:07:46.550 fucking know. Worth it. 0:07:46.570 --> 0:07:52.410 You know, I don't like when it smells too stank. 0:07:53.630 --> 0:07:55.650 And it's a good smell. You know, I understand that 0:07:55.690 --> 0:07:56.300 it's a good smell. 0:07:56.380 --> 0:07:58.200 That's because you can see so well. 0:07:58.640 --> 0:08:00.460 I don't want it too fragrant. 0:08:00.620 --> 0:08:01.900 Your vision's too good. Anything. Ah! 0:08:02.540 --> 0:08:05.060 Anything too fragrant. Okay. You like a subtle. 0:08:05.120 --> 0:08:07.830 You like a subtle. Dude, what is going on with people? 0:08:09.370 --> 0:08:12.690 If I get into an elevator and you're not in 0:08:12.770 --> 0:08:16.970 it and I still smell you, what is your deal? 0:08:17.830 --> 0:08:19.730 You don't like the scent, the trail? 0:08:19.830 --> 0:08:21.290 I don't know knowing someone. 0:08:21.050 --> 0:08:23.470 Was in there. I don't like a walkaway smell. 0:08:23.550 --> 0:08:24.610 Even if it smells good? 0:08:24.630 --> 0:08:25.030 Nope. 0:08:25.170 --> 0:08:26.310 That's absolutely right. 0:08:26.570 --> 0:08:27.790 So you don't like grandma's? 0:08:28.350 --> 0:08:29.930 Come on. I don't love the smells. 0:08:30.090 --> 0:08:33.650 Blake, can I tell you what grandmas smell like? They 0:08:33.670 --> 0:08:37.490 smell like piss and then perfume over the piss. 0:08:37.570 --> 0:08:37.810 Yeah. 0:08:38.309 --> 0:08:39.090 Well, still. 0:08:39.290 --> 0:08:41.010 It depends on the age of the grandma, but yes. 0:08:41.080 --> 0:08:45.339 I'm talking about women or dudes, no piss. Like, if 0:08:45.380 --> 0:08:48.880 you have a perfume that's still there when you're gone, 0:08:49.000 --> 0:08:52.520 if you have like a little ghost, little ghost scent, 0:08:52.940 --> 0:08:54.520 fuck off. It's too crazy. 0:08:54.740 --> 0:08:57.460 It happened. We took our son to the doctors and 0:08:57.500 --> 0:09:00.190 it was at a... It's in a building where it's 0:09:00.230 --> 0:09:03.089 just a bunch of doctor's offices, right? So we go, 0:09:03.210 --> 0:09:06.430 we're taking him to his little doctor's appointment. 0:09:06.570 --> 0:09:07.929 Little doctor's appointment. Go ahead. 0:09:07.950 --> 0:09:11.990 Well, it's just tiny. It's a tiny little cute little office. 0:09:12.070 --> 0:09:16.350 Which, by the way, children's hospitals, like grown-up hospitals should 0:09:16.370 --> 0:09:17.130 be that welcoming. 0:09:17.270 --> 0:09:18.360 I love a kid's hospital. 0:09:18.500 --> 0:09:18.580 Ugh. 0:09:18.840 --> 0:09:22.340 Well, it wasn't a hospital. He didn't have an ailment. 0:09:22.400 --> 0:09:24.459 It was just a checkup. A little checkup center. Yeah, 0:09:24.640 --> 0:09:27.580 it's very cute. There's whales on the- Idiot Blake. I'm 0:09:27.620 --> 0:09:30.520 assuming that's where Blake- This is a safe space. Still goes. 0:09:30.580 --> 0:09:34.060 He still goes to his pediatrician when he's 42 years old. Dr. 0:09:34.140 --> 0:09:36.990 Friend is the man, dude. Dr. Friend, he's got a 0:09:37.040 --> 0:09:38.750 gentle tongue. They're like, all right, we'll see you next time. 0:09:39.370 --> 0:09:41.650 No toy? Yeah, lollipop. Okay. 0:09:41.850 --> 0:09:42.490 No suckers? 0:09:42.929 --> 0:09:44.230 No sticker? So what happened? 0:09:44.770 --> 0:09:49.720 Some woman came in and she stunk so aggressively. 0:09:49.860 --> 0:09:52.079 Sorry, a woman like a patient. Kumbaya. 0:09:52.540 --> 0:09:54.420 I'm assuming she was going to a doctor and then 0:09:54.470 --> 0:09:56.290 when she leaves and both Chloe and I looked at 0:09:56.309 --> 0:09:59.089 each other and we were like, that is why she's 0:09:59.130 --> 0:09:59.970 going to the doctor, right? 0:10:00.160 --> 0:10:00.920 Right, right, right. 0:10:00.960 --> 0:10:03.880 Like, it's the smell that she's like, I have to 0:10:03.920 --> 0:10:04.700 get this checked out. 0:10:04.740 --> 0:10:09.709 What'd Jim Carrey call it? Fallopian fungus? Remember? 0:10:10.170 --> 0:10:10.770 Liar, liar. 0:10:10.809 --> 0:10:11.189 What is that? 0:10:11.230 --> 0:10:13.910 Me, myself, and Irene? Nah, yeah, where he's at the checkout, 0:10:13.990 --> 0:10:18.220 and he's like, She's got a fungal and... Fucking kills it. 0:10:18.300 --> 0:10:18.740 Yeah. 0:10:18.900 --> 0:10:19.510 That's a great one. 0:10:19.559 --> 0:10:21.140 He's the best. He's one of our greatest. 0:10:21.360 --> 0:10:22.290 Oh, the 90s. 0:10:22.520 --> 0:10:26.520 Yeah, but this John Baptiste guy. So he, Blake, he 0:10:26.600 --> 0:10:29.950 listens to Sabotage. And he's a musical genius, right? He's 0:10:29.970 --> 0:10:32.910 supposed to be able to, like, take a song and then, like, 0:10:33.390 --> 0:10:35.229 add his piano to it. And he listens to the 0:10:35.270 --> 0:10:39.050 whole thing. They strip everything away except for the drums 0:10:39.790 --> 0:10:46.770 and the lyrics. And it sounds insane. It isn't... That's 0:10:46.870 --> 0:10:47.290 all it is? 0:10:47.590 --> 0:10:47.810 Yeah. 0:10:48.410 --> 0:10:49.770 I can't stand it. 0:10:49.910 --> 0:10:50.410 Yeah. 0:10:50.950 --> 0:10:52.870 And then he adds piano on top of that. 0:10:52.910 --> 0:10:54.630 He's supposed to add piano to it, and he goes, 0:10:55.370 --> 0:10:57.429 you know what? I'm not going to change a thing. 0:10:57.450 --> 0:10:59.189 It's science. 0:10:59.230 --> 0:10:59.910 No, this sounds. 0:11:00.110 --> 0:11:02.309 This is raw. This is real. I've never heard this 0:11:02.350 --> 0:11:05.570 song before, but it's doing something to me. I wouldn't 0:11:05.690 --> 0:11:10.290 add anything to this. And you're like, obviously, that's the wrong... 0:11:10.720 --> 0:11:11.840 that's the wrong move. 0:11:11.820 --> 0:11:15.830 That's not why we're here filming this but okay well 0:11:16.330 --> 0:11:18.770 it was also strange though because i don't think there 0:11:19.050 --> 0:11:21.570 are p there's not a piano in. 0:11:23.150 --> 0:11:26.210 That song like it's a guitar so like why have 0:11:26.410 --> 0:11:30.290 him do this like you know play piano man and 0:11:30.309 --> 0:11:32.469 say what would you add right Right. 0:11:32.929 --> 0:11:36.360 I wouldn't mind hearing a little piano rendition of Sabotage. 0:11:36.400 --> 0:11:37.040 That might be cool. 0:11:37.059 --> 0:11:38.880 That's like when they do those little like lounge. 0:11:38.920 --> 0:11:39.680 I wish you would have done that. 0:11:39.700 --> 0:11:40.710 It's like tiny concerts. 0:11:40.990 --> 0:11:41.130 Yeah. 0:11:41.170 --> 0:11:45.120 Those lounge, those lounge singer, like, Where they'd like, get up, 0:11:45.160 --> 0:11:47.100 get down with the sickness. Oh, yeah. 0:11:47.120 --> 0:11:49.420 That was an era. What was that dude's name? 0:11:50.160 --> 0:11:51.980 Richard Cheese. Richard Cheese. 0:11:52.000 --> 0:11:54.220 Shout out Richard Cheese. Not flowers. 0:11:54.280 --> 0:11:57.100 No flowers for Richard Cheese. Get down with the sickness. 0:11:57.140 --> 0:11:59.059 That was a moment. Get up, but get down with 0:11:59.100 --> 0:12:02.340 the sickness. Yeah, that was some real comedy club. 0:12:02.360 --> 0:12:05.000 Sipping on gin and juice. I actually don't know what 0:12:05.020 --> 0:12:06.439 he's saying, but I know who you're talking about. 0:12:06.460 --> 0:12:07.120 That seems right. 0:12:07.300 --> 0:12:09.240 What was his hit? What was his like, oh, he 0:12:09.300 --> 0:12:09.900 popped through. 0:12:09.920 --> 0:12:11.020 I don't think he had a hit. 0:12:11.520 --> 0:12:16.579 I feel like he did on Q101 in Chicago. They 0:12:16.620 --> 0:12:20.730 played one of his covers that put him on. It 0:12:20.770 --> 0:12:22.410 might have been down with the sickness. Was it like 0:12:22.590 --> 0:12:24.490 Smells Like Teen Spirit? It was some. 0:12:24.610 --> 0:12:27.050 Come as you are. 0:12:28.490 --> 0:12:31.110 Adam, you have to make one of these albums. You 0:12:31.210 --> 0:12:31.829 have to. 0:12:31.850 --> 0:12:36.469 Dude, get your Seth Meyers on. No, who did Seth MacFarlane? MacFarlane. 0:12:36.590 --> 0:12:37.850 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:12:37.990 --> 0:12:39.199 Seth Meyers would be good too. 0:12:39.650 --> 0:12:41.200 I would love to go to one of these parties, 0:12:41.290 --> 0:12:44.160 although at the same time, I'm like, what happens there? Apparently, 0:12:44.179 --> 0:12:47.020 he gets an entire orchestra and makes everybody at the 0:12:47.040 --> 0:12:49.440 party listen to him croon? Crone? 0:12:49.860 --> 0:12:52.059 No, I think- He's got croons. He throws like a 0:12:52.100 --> 0:12:56.070 giant holiday party. Right. And I was invited one time, 0:12:56.250 --> 0:12:57.900 and I was out of town and didn't get to go, 0:12:57.910 --> 0:13:00.550 and I was kind of bummed, but then you're right. 0:13:00.630 --> 0:13:03.490 Then I saw what happens at these parties, and he 0:13:03.530 --> 0:13:07.000 has this orchestra- And then he just sings at the party. 0:13:07.220 --> 0:13:12.179 Chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Somebody help me! Can 0:13:12.220 --> 0:13:13.200 we leave? 0:13:13.440 --> 0:13:15.859 And you, like, are going to want to leave once 0:13:15.880 --> 0:13:16.900 that starts to happen, right? 0:13:16.920 --> 0:13:19.650 Is the shuttle running yet? Down to sunset? 0:13:19.710 --> 0:13:21.030 Down to where our cars are parked? 0:13:21.350 --> 0:13:23.450 I assume he's got that kind of crib. That's a move. 0:13:23.690 --> 0:13:26.429 I feel like that's a move that a lot of 0:13:26.470 --> 0:13:29.030 people do. They throw a house party where it's kind 0:13:29.050 --> 0:13:32.100 of their excuse to have their band sort of jam. 0:13:32.390 --> 0:13:34.890 Well, Sandler used to do that. Sandler would. He used 0:13:34.910 --> 0:13:39.100 to have these huge Christmas or holiday parties. And it 0:13:39.120 --> 0:13:41.219 was part of, it was like baked into his Sony deal. 0:13:41.480 --> 0:13:45.520 So I got the little entail and it was baked 0:13:45.580 --> 0:13:47.140 into his Sony deal. 0:13:47.200 --> 0:13:49.340 Spilling tea with Adam D is back. 0:13:49.679 --> 0:13:51.700 They had to throw him like a, I want to 0:13:51.720 --> 0:13:55.900 say like a half million dollar party every year for 0:13:55.940 --> 0:13:59.020 the holidays. And it was a banger of a party. 0:13:59.900 --> 0:14:02.670 And they would do it at this place called Pickwick 0:14:03.470 --> 0:14:10.679 in Burbank where there's bowling alleys and there's multiple big rooms. 0:14:11.620 --> 0:14:12.100 Roller rink. 0:14:12.179 --> 0:14:15.290 I was bowling next to Tom Cruise and Siri one time. 0:14:15.330 --> 0:14:16.110 That was kind of sick. 0:14:16.130 --> 0:14:20.290 Mm-hmm. I roller skated next to Nick Swartzen, so basically same. 0:14:20.330 --> 0:14:23.030 Nick Swartzen, same thing. Yeah, there's roller skating. 0:14:23.050 --> 0:14:25.820 He's a famous roller skater. He's a Minnesota boy, so 0:14:25.860 --> 0:14:27.260 he can skate. Reno 911. 0:14:27.260 --> 0:14:31.460 There was poker. But Sandler would also sing, and I 0:14:31.500 --> 0:14:32.980 think it was so he didn't have to talk to 0:14:33.020 --> 0:14:35.360 everyone at this damn party. He likes to throw the 0:14:35.400 --> 0:14:37.300 party because it's a nice thing and he's a nice guy. 0:14:37.720 --> 0:14:38.390 But he didn't want to. 0:14:38.400 --> 0:14:39.330 Adam Gatsby. 0:14:39.450 --> 0:14:42.370 He didn't want to go glad hand me or anyone 0:14:42.390 --> 0:14:44.410 else at the party. So he was just up there playing. 0:14:44.610 --> 0:14:47.230 But what was nice is it's in a different section. 0:14:47.490 --> 0:14:50.150 You don't have to go watch it if you don't 0:14:50.190 --> 0:14:50.490 want to. 0:14:50.590 --> 0:14:51.230 Right. Uh-huh. 0:14:51.530 --> 0:14:51.770 Right. 0:14:52.090 --> 0:14:54.910 And it's usually with a band. It's with like Jackson 0:14:54.950 --> 0:14:58.250 Brown or Styx or Aerosmith or who the fuck ever. Yes. 0:14:58.770 --> 0:15:02.600 Someone's coming up on stage and playing with them. And 0:15:03.660 --> 0:15:06.320 it was also like rock music. It's not like. This 0:15:06.480 --> 0:15:09.520 old timey swing that no one wants to hear. 0:15:09.680 --> 0:15:16.360 This is the way. They call me Mac the Knife. 0:15:17.570 --> 0:15:18.420 It's good, man. 0:15:19.910 --> 0:15:20.210 What? 0:15:20.770 --> 0:15:24.030 Hang on. Mac the Knife. It's a very famous song. 0:15:24.190 --> 0:15:26.609 Pause the podcast and just explain it and then we'll 0:15:26.650 --> 0:15:27.650 cut back to us laughing. 0:15:28.450 --> 0:15:31.750 Mac the Knife is like an extremely famous song in 0:15:31.810 --> 0:15:32.650 that styling. 0:15:32.670 --> 0:15:36.370 You've never heard Mac the Knife? Come on, dude. 0:15:36.490 --> 0:15:37.770 I've heard Return of the Mac. 0:15:37.990 --> 0:15:42.690 I'll play it, even though Netflix is going to butcher it. 0:15:44.560 --> 0:15:47.320 Do they bleep it out or something? I think we're 0:15:47.360 --> 0:15:48.580 not allowed to. 0:15:48.720 --> 0:15:52.400 You can't say knife. No, we just can't play music. 0:15:52.760 --> 0:15:55.040 Mack the Knife. And is that a person? That's a guy? 0:15:55.060 --> 0:16:00.120 Yeah, I think it's like a gangster or something. 0:16:00.140 --> 0:16:00.480 Okay. 0:16:00.540 --> 0:16:01.260 Bobby Darin. 0:16:01.300 --> 0:16:02.710 You've never heard this song. 0:16:02.850 --> 0:16:05.590 Oh, Bobby Darin. What a great name that I like. 0:16:05.650 --> 0:16:07.490 Who and who was Bobby Darin? 0:16:07.870 --> 0:16:11.200 I bet Bobby Darin was fucking killing it in the 50s. 0:16:11.190 --> 0:16:11.810 There's no doubt. 0:16:12.460 --> 0:16:14.760 I can't play it through my speakers right now. 0:16:14.780 --> 0:16:15.220 Oh, cool. 0:16:15.440 --> 0:16:17.330 Okay, well, let's just laugh and we'll come back to 0:16:17.370 --> 0:16:18.230 the podcast, Anders. 0:16:18.260 --> 0:16:23.490 Just hold your phone up to the mic. Ready, cut. Three, two, one. 0:16:25.010 --> 0:16:30.210 Back the Knife. And now you know. Wow, that was 0:16:30.250 --> 0:16:31.080 worth doing it. 0:16:31.170 --> 0:16:33.960 What a throwback. I'll never forget that song. 0:16:34.010 --> 0:16:34.620 Yeah, truly. 0:16:34.630 --> 0:16:36.020 From that time. 0:16:36.120 --> 0:16:39.320 And they call me Back the Knife. 0:16:39.940 --> 0:16:41.140 It's so good, guys. 0:16:41.160 --> 0:16:43.360 You love it. Yeah, we know. You don't even have 0:16:43.380 --> 0:16:45.460 to sing it because we know what that song is. 0:16:45.560 --> 0:16:46.360 It's really good. 0:16:46.380 --> 0:16:50.680 I love it. And they call it Mac the Knife. 0:16:50.760 --> 0:16:56.060 Yeah, really good, dude. I just want to party. That's sick. Anywho. Yeah, 0:16:56.080 --> 0:16:57.330 you don't want to have to sit there and watch 0:16:57.380 --> 0:17:00.150 a guy. Again, is it croon or crone? 0:17:00.390 --> 0:17:05.250 It's not crone. It's obviously croon. It's croon. Who said croon? 0:17:06.109 --> 0:17:07.090 Who said crone ever? 0:17:07.170 --> 0:17:09.350 You act like I'm saying, is it rap or rape? 0:17:09.390 --> 0:17:11.340 I can't remember. Like what? Daddy chill. 0:17:11.400 --> 0:17:13.980 No, that is basically how much you butchered it. 0:17:14.619 --> 0:17:14.979 Yeah. 0:17:16.119 --> 0:17:17.379 No one has ever said crone. 0:17:17.660 --> 0:17:20.770 Bro, what is crone? Sorry I wasn't in improv singing 0:17:20.830 --> 0:17:21.490 with you, buddy. 0:17:23.010 --> 0:17:24.090 I'm not paying attention. 0:17:24.230 --> 0:17:26.320 Hey, this is a safe space. Is this a place 0:17:26.359 --> 0:17:26.780 we learn? 0:17:27.040 --> 0:17:27.619 What's Crohn? 0:17:27.660 --> 0:17:28.140 That's a disease. 0:17:28.220 --> 0:17:28.800 It's not Crohn. 0:17:28.900 --> 0:17:31.860 I know, but I don't know because I don't follow 0:17:31.920 --> 0:17:35.080 this shit, player. I don't know. I'm pissed now. 0:17:35.500 --> 0:17:40.260 Okay, I'm just saying because that's just a word that 0:17:40.280 --> 0:17:42.070 you should know at this point in your life. 0:17:42.119 --> 0:17:46.570 Crohn is a word I should know at this point? Hey, 0:17:46.750 --> 0:17:51.290 I know it now. Wait, wait a second. Life hasn't 0:17:51.330 --> 0:17:54.490 changed at all. What the fuck are you talking about? 0:17:54.609 --> 0:17:57.490 I'm just saying that's an insane way to say croon. 0:17:57.710 --> 0:18:00.030 I've never heard anyone say crone. I've never heard it 0:18:00.290 --> 0:18:01.310 mispronounced in that way. 0:18:01.510 --> 0:18:03.790 You're missing my point. You're missing my point. I don't 0:18:03.830 --> 0:18:06.109 even know what the word is and I'm asking. I 0:18:06.130 --> 0:18:09.470 don't want to know. I don't want to fucking know. 0:18:09.490 --> 0:18:10.350 Okay, so it's croon. 0:18:10.550 --> 0:18:14.820 Croon and crone to me are interchangeable and I don't 0:18:14.859 --> 0:18:16.300 know which one it is and you're telling me it's 0:18:16.359 --> 0:18:19.619 croon and now I know I'm on a whole new path. 0:18:21.260 --> 0:18:23.070 I'm a new man, damn. Good, good, good, good. 0:18:23.160 --> 0:18:24.330 I might start to croon. 0:18:25.430 --> 0:18:29.370 I'm going to start to croon, honestly. 0:18:29.510 --> 0:18:30.530 I'm going to croon. 0:18:30.550 --> 0:18:32.690 Yeah, I might get crooned. 0:18:32.750 --> 0:18:34.590 By the way, next episode, I'm going to be like, 0:18:34.790 --> 0:18:36.900 I got Croon's disease. And Adam's going to be like, 0:18:37.200 --> 0:18:38.869 are you fucking kidding me, bro? 0:18:38.880 --> 0:18:41.119 You fucking dumbass. 0:18:41.140 --> 0:18:44.380 Are you serious? That's really what you're calling it? You 0:18:44.420 --> 0:18:49.810 got Croon disease. Okay, Seth. Holy shit. And let me guess, 0:18:49.910 --> 0:18:52.030 is that an intestinal disease or a disease where you 0:18:52.070 --> 0:18:53.390 can't stop singing? 0:18:53.510 --> 0:18:57.470 Yeah, the croon's disease is just you can't stop everything 0:18:57.530 --> 0:19:00.629 you say sounds like this. 0:19:00.970 --> 0:19:04.260 That would be wild if there was a disease where 0:19:04.300 --> 0:19:09.460 like you did start to croon and eventually you just 0:19:09.560 --> 0:19:12.900 crooned to death. Well, it's kind of like... You just 0:19:12.940 --> 0:19:14.430 held a long-ass note like.... 0:19:19.420 --> 0:19:22.780 Yeah, that would be kind of sick. Your head explodes. 0:19:22.840 --> 0:19:25.959 I will say, for being in the Pitch Perfect movies, 0:19:26.280 --> 0:19:28.720 thank God I did them because they were such big hits, 0:19:28.790 --> 0:19:33.850 but I don't love singing as much as I think 0:19:33.930 --> 0:19:37.629 people think that I love singing. I like singing just fine, 0:19:37.730 --> 0:19:40.050 and I like music as much as the next guy. 0:19:40.420 --> 0:19:43.640 But people at airports, girls will come up to me 0:19:43.820 --> 0:19:45.970 and moms will bring their daughters up and then they 0:19:46.030 --> 0:19:49.250 are like, and sons, it's happened multiple times. And they're like, 0:19:49.510 --> 0:19:51.320 they would love to sing for you. Right. 0:19:51.460 --> 0:19:52.899 They hit you with the like this. 0:19:53.460 --> 0:19:53.660 Yes. 0:19:53.800 --> 0:19:56.600 And then kids are singing. And then they're like, they're going, 0:19:56.619 --> 0:19:59.720 they're going to go to where, you know, some school 0:19:59.780 --> 0:20:04.119 and be in the glee choir. And I'm like, oh, yeah. 0:20:04.359 --> 0:20:06.679 More power to you. Stay crony. 0:20:06.700 --> 0:20:10.379 You hit them with the more power to you. I 0:20:10.940 --> 0:20:13.980 think I go like, that was great. 0:20:14.000 --> 0:20:16.180 Keep it up. You know, you just got to be positive. 0:20:16.500 --> 0:20:18.820 I'm surprised you never got to do like a little 0:20:18.880 --> 0:20:22.600 guest spot on fucking American Idol or some shit like that. 0:20:23.020 --> 0:20:25.879 I think they realize I'm not that talented. Yeah, I 0:20:25.900 --> 0:20:29.489 feel like they... I think if you know singing, you 0:20:29.510 --> 0:20:32.630 can see through the veneer of my singing abilities. 0:20:32.690 --> 0:20:35.570 Yeah, it's weird that they have that like... They have 0:20:35.630 --> 0:20:38.980 like fucking David... What's the guy who wrote all... fucking 0:20:39.010 --> 0:20:41.750 Celine Dion songs and all that. They have him. 0:20:41.770 --> 0:20:42.430 David Archuleta? 0:20:42.450 --> 0:20:44.610 And they don't have you. It's just weird to me. 0:20:44.670 --> 0:20:46.780 What is that guy's name? The guy who's married to 0:20:46.840 --> 0:20:51.240 Catherine McPhee. That dude's a fucking G. That You know 0:20:51.260 --> 0:20:52.160 what I'm talking about? 0:20:52.180 --> 0:20:52.560 I don't know. 0:20:52.660 --> 0:20:55.699 I'm unaware. His sons are, or his like step-sons are 0:20:55.740 --> 0:20:57.250 like the Jenner boys. 0:20:57.270 --> 0:20:59.730 Oh, hello. Okay. Hot, hot beefcakes. 0:20:59.910 --> 0:21:01.570 I guess I'm on the wrong pod. I'll save this 0:21:01.609 --> 0:21:02.369 for my other pod. 0:21:02.430 --> 0:21:03.090 Yeah, what is. 0:21:03.510 --> 0:21:06.710 I'm not gay no more. Dude, I'm freaking. 0:21:06.730 --> 0:21:08.200 The pod is I'm not gay no more. I'm not 0:21:08.260 --> 0:21:09.220 gay no more. 0:21:09.340 --> 0:21:12.300 I know, Todd. I'm getting gayer every day is the 0:21:12.340 --> 0:21:15.680 name of the pod. Todd, what's this guy's name? The musician? Dude, 0:21:15.900 --> 0:21:16.720 that is a cool. 0:21:17.100 --> 0:21:20.359 That's actually a really cool pod. Your journey into becoming 0:21:20.740 --> 0:21:23.060 an actual gay dude. I'm hyped on that. If that's 0:21:23.080 --> 0:21:23.550 your truth. 0:21:23.640 --> 0:21:26.410 David Foster. David Foster, thank you. Oh, sure. 0:21:26.430 --> 0:21:27.260 David Foster, yes. 0:21:27.410 --> 0:21:27.830 Oh, okay. 0:21:28.310 --> 0:21:33.790 Daddy, chill. I feel... I feel like Ders' podcast is 0:21:33.950 --> 0:21:35.830 I'm Not Gay No More, and he talks about all 0:21:35.869 --> 0:21:38.980 this old gay stuff that he does know, but then 0:21:39.020 --> 0:21:40.159 he's not anymore. 0:21:40.640 --> 0:21:41.220 His journey. 0:21:42.230 --> 0:21:45.120 his journey through Crohn's disease and becoming a gay. 0:21:45.180 --> 0:21:48.010 It's just a lot of Madonna, a lot of Madonna 0:21:48.030 --> 0:21:52.240 in the 80s, a lot of... Britney Spears, 90s. Women 0:21:52.280 --> 0:21:54.440 who slayed through the ages. Icon. 0:21:54.560 --> 0:21:57.620 What is Crohn's disease? That is a real disease, right? Crohn's? Yeah, 0:21:57.680 --> 0:21:59.160 very much so, I believe. 0:21:59.240 --> 0:22:02.530 It's gotta be terrible. It's an intestinal thing. I think 0:22:02.890 --> 0:22:05.770 I know a dude who had it, who I grew 0:22:05.810 --> 0:22:07.790 up with, who had to get 10 feet of his 0:22:07.850 --> 0:22:08.790 intestines cut out. 0:22:08.810 --> 0:22:10.290 That's too many. That's too many. 0:22:10.310 --> 0:22:10.669 Diodea! 0:22:10.690 --> 0:22:11.320 Diodea! 0:22:19.190 --> 0:22:21.189 If I had to guess how many feet are in 0:22:21.330 --> 0:22:25.620 my intestines, I would have guessed less than 10. But 0:22:25.660 --> 0:22:26.689 it's way more than 10. 0:22:26.680 --> 0:22:29.940 That's a lot of toes. That's like a whole ass shack. 0:22:30.119 --> 0:22:32.440 That's like a shack up inside of you. 0:22:32.680 --> 0:22:35.180 Even more than a shack. It's more than shack. That's 0:22:35.280 --> 0:22:36.120 more than shack. 0:22:36.300 --> 0:22:37.959 Is it Shamu? It's a little less than Shamu. 0:22:37.980 --> 0:22:41.440 Maybe slide in the chat here and let us know exactly... 0:22:41.880 --> 0:22:43.300 How many feet? 0:22:43.460 --> 0:22:44.950 It's 33 feet, isn't it? 0:22:44.940 --> 0:22:48.169 33 feet of intestines are up in your guts? 0:22:48.250 --> 0:22:51.909 You know the amount of intestines? That's a stat. 0:22:52.090 --> 0:22:54.859 I think I only know it because it's one of 0:22:54.880 --> 0:22:58.270 those things as a young gay man I had to know. No, 0:22:58.350 --> 0:23:00.709 it's a fact on a popsicle stick. Because you're like, 0:23:00.790 --> 0:23:02.470 aren't you going to run out of butthole? And they're like, 0:23:02.490 --> 0:23:05.570 you can go deeper. There's 33 feet of this. Keep going. 0:23:05.750 --> 0:23:08.290 Our boy Pete Davidson has Crohn's disease. 0:23:08.650 --> 0:23:09.290 Oh, really? 0:23:09.369 --> 0:23:10.470 Yeah, he has to deal with this. 0:23:10.840 --> 0:23:15.879 Bro, he's probably got 36 feet of intestine. 0:23:15.920 --> 0:23:17.280 Big intestine energy. 0:23:17.619 --> 0:23:22.490 What was the movie Planet Terror? where like the doctor says, 0:23:22.530 --> 0:23:25.610 did you know you've got 30 feet of intestines? Oh, 0:23:25.930 --> 0:23:27.430 or was that in machete? And then he like cuts 0:23:27.470 --> 0:23:29.560 it out and uses it as like a bungee cord. 0:23:29.580 --> 0:23:30.820 That was in machete, right? 0:23:30.900 --> 0:23:33.780 I think it's in Planet Terror. The hospital scene of 0:23:33.820 --> 0:23:35.159 Planet Terror, which is. 0:23:35.520 --> 0:23:38.440 Well, they're saying it's between, for the small intestine, it's 0:23:38.440 --> 0:23:42.379 15 to 22 feet. So that's a lot. And then 0:23:42.440 --> 0:23:46.970 the large intestine, which I guess there's multiple intestines in there. 0:23:47.010 --> 0:23:49.770 That's about five feet long. So if you add those together, yeah. 0:23:52.730 --> 0:23:55.150 Now, why the hell haven't we evolved to have just 0:23:55.210 --> 0:23:58.070 a shorter intestine? Why do you need so much goddamn 0:23:58.130 --> 0:23:58.990 tubing in there? 0:23:59.130 --> 0:24:01.250 And this is why I think AI is so good 0:24:01.290 --> 0:24:02.909 for us. We're going to figure this out. 0:24:02.930 --> 0:24:03.330 Come on. 0:24:03.369 --> 0:24:04.830 We're going to give it to us. This is what 0:24:04.850 --> 0:24:06.840 they're going to figure out. I'm going to sick my 0:24:06.930 --> 0:24:08.820 AI agent on this. Right. 0:24:09.280 --> 0:24:11.360 And do you think people in the future are going to, 0:24:11.540 --> 0:24:13.700 for like weight loss, they're going to get like 12 0:24:13.700 --> 0:24:16.800 feet removed? And they're like, dude, I'm like 160 now. 0:24:16.859 --> 0:24:18.770 It's fucking killer. I could see that. 0:24:18.950 --> 0:24:21.590 I mean, I feel like peptides are doing all the 0:24:21.630 --> 0:24:22.150 work now. 0:24:22.369 --> 0:24:24.820 You don't have to take out your intestines, but. 0:24:25.100 --> 0:24:28.240 Do you think we ever had longer intestines or shorter 0:24:28.280 --> 0:24:31.780 intestines at any point? I mean, obviously, we've all evolved 0:24:31.800 --> 0:24:35.660 from just a petri dish. But I'm saying, as like 0:24:35.700 --> 0:24:39.800 a human species, did we ever have longer or shorter intestines? 0:24:40.320 --> 0:24:41.400 You got 40 minutes to kill. 0:24:41.420 --> 0:24:41.680 Go. 0:24:43.619 --> 0:24:47.020 Come on, man. Yeah, I don't even... Honestly, I don't 0:24:47.140 --> 0:24:51.730 really know... much about the intestines. You're saying stupid shit. 0:24:52.150 --> 0:24:55.530 But that lady was stinking at the doctor? Yeah. Yeah. 0:24:55.570 --> 0:24:57.790 She'd be reeking. She'd be reeking. 0:24:58.430 --> 0:24:59.320 Damn, bitch. 0:24:59.340 --> 0:25:02.520 If she wasn't going to the doctor for that, I 0:25:02.540 --> 0:25:04.500 feel like the doctor would have to say something. That 0:25:04.540 --> 0:25:05.480 would be kind of fun. 0:25:05.540 --> 0:25:06.960 Full-on fallopian fungus. 0:25:07.100 --> 0:25:10.880 What if waiting rooms of, like, doctor's offices had, like, 0:25:10.940 --> 0:25:12.920 a stand-up and they would, like, roast you and, like, 0:25:12.980 --> 0:25:13.940 guess your ailment? 0:25:14.220 --> 0:25:17.220 I know why you're here. Because your shit stinks, right? 0:25:17.260 --> 0:25:18.320 And they're like, oh, okay. 0:25:18.359 --> 0:25:22.410 Well, actually, I have Crohn's disease. But yeah, that's pretty funny. 0:25:22.450 --> 0:25:24.950 Just have a sense of humor. I am dying. 0:25:25.410 --> 0:25:27.950 Yeah, it's kind of like Patch Adams, but it's Adams version. 0:25:28.380 --> 0:25:29.770 and roast you upon it. 0:25:29.940 --> 0:25:33.310 It's Adam's patch. And it looks like a garbage or 0:25:33.330 --> 0:25:37.990 like a cabbage patch. He has a soul patch. Welcome 0:25:38.010 --> 0:25:41.090 to Adam's patch. And he wears Guy Fieri shirts like 0:25:41.130 --> 0:25:42.109 with flames on them. 0:25:42.150 --> 0:25:42.729 Oh, dude, a soul patch. 0:25:42.810 --> 0:25:44.689 So someone's like, I know you're not roasting me with 0:25:44.730 --> 0:25:48.010 that fucking patch. And he's like, this isn't fun anymore. 0:25:48.369 --> 0:25:52.680 And this motherfucker's leg is fake. They're going to come. 0:25:52.700 --> 0:25:54.180 I'm taking my mic and going home. 0:25:54.380 --> 0:25:56.560 I like that Blake goes, all right, who would be 0:25:57.170 --> 0:26:02.609 at a doctor's office. Somebody with a fake leg. I mean, yeah. 0:26:02.850 --> 0:26:04.870 You got to get that shit checked up on, right? 0:26:04.890 --> 0:26:06.929 I guess. I don't know. I feel like you'd go 0:26:06.950 --> 0:26:07.580 to the mechanic. 0:26:07.650 --> 0:26:10.470 I think you get it fitted and then, yeah. And 0:26:10.490 --> 0:26:12.780 then you're not going back to the doctor's office just 0:26:12.800 --> 0:26:15.679 to tell, have them tell you that it's still not there. 0:26:16.180 --> 0:26:20.320 You know, once it's healed up and like you, you know. 0:26:20.859 --> 0:26:24.000 You're checking in like yearly at least to be like, 0:26:24.040 --> 0:26:26.200 where are we at with like leg science, right? 0:26:26.220 --> 0:26:26.920 That's what I. 0:26:26.859 --> 0:26:27.520 Would be doing. 0:26:27.740 --> 0:26:28.560 I would be Googling alert. 0:26:28.580 --> 0:26:31.040 You could text your doctor that though. Hey, doctor, what's up? 0:26:31.180 --> 0:26:32.620 Where are we at with leg science? 0:26:33.700 --> 0:26:36.090 Yeah, I don't think so. I mean, I have, you know, 0:26:36.250 --> 0:26:38.850 my legs are pretty on our banks, right? And I'm 0:26:38.869 --> 0:26:39.290 not going. 0:26:39.310 --> 0:26:42.590 Guitar lick. Dang, I need that. 0:26:42.710 --> 0:26:47.710 Okay, hit it. Okay, you ready? Three, two, okay, hit 0:26:47.910 --> 0:26:51.500 me with whatever you got closest to a guitar lick. Ready? One, two, 0:26:52.840 --> 0:26:57.260 I'm not gay no more. Yep, that's about right. That'll 0:26:57.280 --> 0:26:59.450 do it. But I'm not going back to the doctor 0:26:59.770 --> 0:27:02.570 to be like, what's up with leg science? Really? 0:27:02.910 --> 0:27:06.790 That's like medical science is like advancing or, you know, 0:27:06.810 --> 0:27:07.550 there's all the. 0:27:07.730 --> 0:27:10.010 You'd be surprised at how much it isn't. Yeah, they're 0:27:10.030 --> 0:27:12.450 still just like... They mostly care about like getting people skinny, 0:27:12.790 --> 0:27:16.780 getting dicks hard, and having people keep their hair. That's it. 0:27:17.180 --> 0:27:18.419 It's all the vanity shit. 0:27:18.540 --> 0:27:21.200 These doctors start out They go, look, we're going to 0:27:21.240 --> 0:27:25.470 solve blood pressure forever. I'm going to change everyone's lives 0:27:25.730 --> 0:27:28.590 in a positive way. It gets them big boners? 0:27:28.609 --> 0:27:30.570 I don't know. Oh. 0:27:30.590 --> 0:27:32.210 Well, yeah, let's do that. I'm going to buy an 0:27:32.470 --> 0:27:34.550 island and. 0:27:33.990 --> 0:27:38.129 Become a total weirdo. Yeah, kind of forget about actually 0:27:38.150 --> 0:27:40.629 saving people's lives as long as everyone's rock hard. 0:27:41.050 --> 0:27:42.990 Yeah, I wonder if that's what they were aiming for. 0:27:44.030 --> 0:27:46.489 Were they aiming for that or did they land on that? 0:27:46.510 --> 0:27:49.449 Were they developing a medicine to help a disease? 0:27:49.470 --> 0:27:49.710 Yes. 0:27:49.869 --> 0:27:50.910 It was for blood pressure. 0:27:51.010 --> 0:27:53.210 It was. He literally just explained it. 0:27:53.510 --> 0:27:55.750 I think that's why I was thinking about that is 0:27:55.810 --> 0:27:58.729 I was sort of listening to and it penetrated. 0:27:58.830 --> 0:28:01.410 So, yeah. I was a good student. As it will. 0:28:01.910 --> 0:28:03.390 I was a good student, Denny. I couldn't. 0:28:04.490 --> 0:28:04.750 Hello. 0:28:05.340 --> 0:28:08.530 Oh, God. Yeah, Blake, that's what it was. That's why 0:28:08.550 --> 0:28:09.070 I said it. 0:28:09.290 --> 0:28:11.830 Yeah, and isn't that, it was some other thing of 0:28:12.010 --> 0:28:16.369 the GLP-1s. That was for diabetes, right? Yeah, they were 0:28:16.410 --> 0:28:18.490 trying to figure out diabetes, and then they were like, 0:28:18.550 --> 0:28:22.129 hold up, wait a minute. People can get skinny? People 0:28:22.170 --> 0:28:24.840 can look straight gaunt in like three months? 0:28:25.100 --> 0:28:27.679 It comes from a gila monster. Really? Isn't that wild? 0:28:27.760 --> 0:28:29.860 It actually comes from a gila monster? 0:28:30.200 --> 0:28:33.120 Yeah, because a gila monster eats like three times a year. 0:28:33.700 --> 0:28:34.340 And then it just. 0:28:34.359 --> 0:28:36.520 What is a Gila monster? It's a lizard. Like a 0:28:36.560 --> 0:28:38.200 Komodo dragon? Is it the same thing? 0:28:38.480 --> 0:28:42.350 Nah, they're like... They're about... They're about... What is this? 0:28:42.610 --> 0:28:46.650 A hundred inches? This has to be about a hundred inches, right? 0:28:47.270 --> 0:28:51.730 Because this is... You're right. Because this is like seven. Yeah. 0:28:51.770 --> 0:28:53.690 They're like a little lizard. And I guess they eat 0:28:53.730 --> 0:28:55.880 like no times a year. But like. 0:28:55.920 --> 0:28:56.700 That's so sick. 0:28:57.220 --> 0:29:01.160 Their metabolism can like... Whatever. They survive off of that. 0:29:01.240 --> 0:29:03.730 And so they took a little bit of that. injected 0:29:03.750 --> 0:29:07.360 it right into his dick, they gave it to people, 0:29:08.140 --> 0:29:10.880 and it sustained their, like, appetite. They were like, I 0:29:10.900 --> 0:29:11.520 don't need to eat. 0:29:11.640 --> 0:29:12.940 Is that for real, Bam? 0:29:13.040 --> 0:29:14.340 That's crazy. I think so, yeah. 0:29:14.360 --> 0:29:16.930 That's how they figured out the GLP ones, is they 0:29:16.970 --> 0:29:17.750 took the— Yeah, this. 0:29:17.690 --> 0:29:18.650 Dude in the 90s. 0:29:18.830 --> 0:29:19.350 In the 90s. 0:29:19.410 --> 0:29:21.970 This is a great era. By the way, why do 0:29:22.010 --> 0:29:26.360 I know this? Because I can't fucking handle these titties anymore. 0:29:26.480 --> 0:29:26.900 Hold up. 0:29:27.240 --> 0:29:28.479 Do I make you horny, man? 0:29:28.500 --> 0:29:29.940 And I can't wait. 0:29:29.960 --> 0:29:31.930 I hope if you get on it and your titties 0:29:31.990 --> 0:29:33.730 just lop off, that's the first thing to go. 0:29:33.730 --> 0:29:36.110 I don't know what to do with these things. Now 0:29:36.150 --> 0:29:37.210 I'm getting haunches. 0:29:37.490 --> 0:29:40.440 It would be really sad if you just lost. weight 0:29:40.740 --> 0:29:44.420 absolutely everywhere else except for those stubborn titties. 0:29:44.440 --> 0:29:47.380 But I think that's how it would work. Is that 0:29:47.440 --> 0:29:49.740 like you still lose weight in the way you would 0:29:49.790 --> 0:29:53.250 lose weight. I got to get like, what do they 0:29:53.270 --> 0:29:57.510 call it? Cool sculpting? Where they like freeze the fat. What? 0:29:58.010 --> 0:30:00.710 And they fucked up that supermodel. Now she's all kind of... 0:30:01.450 --> 0:30:04.270 What happened? Nah, she's all lumpy. It's science. One of 0:30:04.310 --> 0:30:08.970 those 90s supermodels from the George Michaels videos. I'm not 0:30:08.990 --> 0:30:15.700 gay no more! She got cool sculpting. And, like, it 0:30:15.740 --> 0:30:18.459 lumped her out. You gotta have faith. Okay. Damn. She 0:30:18.480 --> 0:30:22.530 got lumped out. I feel bad. It's a bummer. Well, 0:30:22.550 --> 0:30:25.580 don't do that to your titty. I'm not doing anything 0:30:26.680 --> 0:30:28.120 for three more years. 0:30:28.200 --> 0:30:28.860 Don't do that. 0:30:29.240 --> 0:30:32.840 Don't do that, Dara. Please don't do that. I think 0:30:32.880 --> 0:30:34.960 when maybe I turn 50, I'll have everybody over to 0:30:35.000 --> 0:30:35.540 watch it happen. 0:30:36.090 --> 0:30:39.590 Blake's voice has changed. In the last month, I've noticed 0:30:39.630 --> 0:30:42.490 that he'll have a nisp all of a sudden every 0:30:42.590 --> 0:30:45.270 once in a while. And then he'll talk like this. 0:30:45.990 --> 0:30:46.950 I don't know what it is. 0:30:47.280 --> 0:30:49.880 What are you talking about? Anything for comedy. 0:30:50.040 --> 0:30:51.900 I mean, you just did a version of it. I 0:30:51.940 --> 0:30:54.060 thought this was a safe space. Don't do that. 0:30:54.100 --> 0:30:57.860 Don't do that. This is the danger zone, okay? Uh-oh. Now. 0:30:57.880 --> 0:30:58.800 The danger zone. 0:30:59.580 --> 0:30:59.900 Now. 0:30:59.920 --> 0:31:00.740 I'm not gay no more. 0:31:01.160 --> 0:31:03.060 Adam Loggins. Is it real? 0:31:03.100 --> 0:31:06.060 So we just, this is our first show back since 0:31:06.120 --> 0:31:09.610 the hot, hot, hot, hot. Niagara, I almost said Viagra. 0:31:10.170 --> 0:31:11.410 Viagra Falls. 0:31:11.490 --> 0:31:13.070 Viagra Falls. 0:31:13.170 --> 0:31:16.960 Viagra Balls. Viagra Balls? Viagra Balls. 0:31:17.020 --> 0:31:18.320 Why didn't we say that? 0:31:18.400 --> 0:31:22.340 Damn it. Sorry. Sorry, Canada. Good memory, Adam. You're so 0:31:22.460 --> 0:31:25.810 good at remembering things happen, and we should talk about it. 0:31:25.850 --> 0:31:26.250 And we should. 0:31:26.310 --> 0:31:28.690 Talk about it so this is the first show back 0:31:28.750 --> 0:31:30.850 and my god was that a banger that was one 0:31:30.870 --> 0:31:34.190 of my favorite shows that we've done uh in months 0:31:34.450 --> 0:31:36.830 and years honestly yeah that was really cool i think 0:31:36.870 --> 0:31:39.990 it's the first show we've done since the cruise which 0:31:40.250 --> 0:31:44.050 really wild yes holy shit because. 0:31:43.420 --> 0:31:45.280 After the cruise i was raring to do a bunch. 0:31:45.480 --> 0:31:47.720 More we're raring to get back out weird that it 0:31:47.760 --> 0:31:50.540 took so long yeah no um But they... Oh, we 0:31:50.560 --> 0:31:53.240 did the Troubadour after the cruise. But that was a small... 0:31:53.020 --> 0:31:55.160 That was an intimate gathering. Yeah, that was a little... 0:31:54.960 --> 0:31:56.960 That was a rock show. That was more of a 0:31:56.980 --> 0:32:02.370 little punk rock show. But this was a proper... A lot, 0:32:02.570 --> 0:32:05.270 a lot of Canadians showed up. And we want to 0:32:05.310 --> 0:32:07.450 say thank you to all the Canucks. 0:32:07.830 --> 0:32:09.760 They have love. And people traveled. 0:32:09.800 --> 0:32:13.480 They were coming from all over, flying freaking three hours 0:32:13.560 --> 0:32:15.060 to get to us, to see us. 0:32:15.940 --> 0:32:18.260 I heard someone say they flew four hours. Someone else 0:32:18.360 --> 0:32:21.870 flew a couple hours. Dude, crazy. Drove. Some people drove 0:32:21.910 --> 0:32:22.630 a couple hours. 0:32:22.890 --> 0:32:25.090 A lot of people walked. They walked there. 0:32:25.110 --> 0:32:28.230 A couple dudes walked. They were kind of walking. 0:32:28.250 --> 0:32:30.590 Yeah, they lived really close, though, so it wasn't that 0:32:30.610 --> 0:32:31.070 big of a deal. 0:32:31.090 --> 0:32:35.130 Shout out to the Buffalo Boys. Anybody from Buffalo showed up? Oh, yeah. 0:32:35.370 --> 0:32:38.110 Big Buff was in the building. I'm a little pissed 0:32:38.130 --> 0:32:40.230 we didn't stay for a Bills game. That's on Isaac. 0:32:40.320 --> 0:32:42.479 That is crazy. Coming back, people were like, did you 0:32:42.520 --> 0:32:45.360 stay on the good side or the bad side? And 0:32:45.400 --> 0:32:47.900 I was like, I don't even know what that means. 0:32:47.920 --> 0:32:49.320 And they're like, I don't know if it's the Canadian 0:32:49.380 --> 0:32:51.450 side or the American side. one of the sides is 0:32:51.510 --> 0:32:54.450 worse than the other. Do you guys have any recollection 0:32:54.510 --> 0:32:54.870 of that? 0:32:54.910 --> 0:32:57.910 You know, I thought the Niagara side was a good side. 0:32:57.930 --> 0:33:00.620 I didn't see any bad side of the Niagara side. 0:33:00.630 --> 0:33:02.980 I know we're in the kind of the touristy area, um, 0:33:03.980 --> 0:33:07.520 but it seemed pretty sick. So I don't, I don't 0:33:07.560 --> 0:33:09.360 know what shockingly touristy, right? 0:33:09.420 --> 0:33:11.900 I mean, obviously I know it's a tourist attraction, but 0:33:12.020 --> 0:33:14.360 I thought I was, I thought we were stumbling into 0:33:14.420 --> 0:33:18.880 like a, um, like a National Parks vibe. Same. And 0:33:18.980 --> 0:33:22.120 it was a Margaritaville Ripley's Believe It or Not vibe. 0:33:22.140 --> 0:33:22.580 Hooters. 0:33:22.660 --> 0:33:25.500 Yeah, and you guys didn't even... There was a Hooters. 0:33:25.620 --> 0:33:31.140 It was connected to a quality inn. Literally, your lobby 0:33:31.220 --> 0:33:32.520 restaurant is a Hooters. 0:33:32.640 --> 0:33:33.080 That's nice. 0:33:33.200 --> 0:33:35.020 God, man. We didn't go to Hooters. 0:33:35.120 --> 0:33:39.260 There was a Rainforest Cafe. There was. There was a 0:33:39.500 --> 0:33:42.280 My Cousin Vinny Italian restaurant. 0:33:42.420 --> 0:33:45.040 To quote Blake, I didn't know they did it like that. 0:33:45.520 --> 0:33:49.400 Perfect. That was the truth. There, I had no clue. 0:33:49.460 --> 0:33:52.650 I was expecting Park Rangers, and yeah, it was straight 0:33:52.790 --> 0:33:54.470 up Margaritaville. 0:33:54.490 --> 0:33:57.290 It truly was. We were across from a Margaritaville. It 0:33:57.310 --> 0:33:57.570 was dope. 0:33:57.950 --> 0:34:00.050 We didn't eat there, which I'm a little mad. I 0:34:00.110 --> 0:34:01.270 think I got vetoed on that. 0:34:01.320 --> 0:34:01.910 We dropped the ball. 0:34:02.760 --> 0:34:03.660 It would have been tasty. 0:34:04.060 --> 0:34:06.700 Well, somebody mentioned that the food was awful, and I said, okay, well, 0:34:06.740 --> 0:34:08.530 that kind of sorts that out for us, doesn't it? 0:34:08.739 --> 0:34:11.500 Yes, and then we settled on Shoeless Joe's. 0:34:11.520 --> 0:34:19.660 What? Shoeless Joe's. Shout out to Shoeless Joe's. Sloppy Joe 0:34:19.700 --> 0:34:21.810 Tacos and fucking. 0:34:22.170 --> 0:34:25.210 Bro, I can't believe we didn't even talk about your order. 0:34:25.230 --> 0:34:29.310 You're an absolute legend, bro. You're such a savage, dude. 0:34:29.350 --> 0:34:33.839 You got a fucking skillet cheeseburger. The thing that I would... 0:34:34.739 --> 0:34:36.720 It's gonna kill you. It's gonna kill you, dude. 0:34:37.760 --> 0:34:41.230 Ders has to feed those titties. 0:34:41.250 --> 0:34:43.470 I don't know why I had these titties. 0:34:43.550 --> 0:34:44.469 It's a mystery. 0:34:44.770 --> 0:34:47.810 And only science, only medical science can get rid of them. 0:34:48.230 --> 0:34:49.050 That's the only cause. 0:34:49.510 --> 0:34:51.009 It's crazy that you ordered that. 0:34:51.210 --> 0:34:53.009 Like, we were all kind of like, there's no way 0:34:53.050 --> 0:34:55.339 you're going to be eating less than 2,000 calories. 0:34:55.410 --> 0:34:57.000 Ders went for like 6,000. 0:34:57.000 --> 0:34:58.580 To my fans out there. 0:34:58.680 --> 0:35:01.500 I hated that it said the calories. When you're eating 0:35:01.520 --> 0:35:04.480 shitty food like that, don't put the calories. Put the 0:35:04.520 --> 0:35:09.080 calories when you're at like a solid place that you're like, oh, okay, yeah, 0:35:09.120 --> 0:35:12.319 this is only 500 calories or whatever. This was like, oh, 0:35:12.340 --> 0:35:14.410 I'll get this. And it was 2,800 calories. 0:35:14.610 --> 0:35:17.069 It should just say like ellipses. 0:35:17.130 --> 0:35:17.890 Let's go. 0:35:18.310 --> 0:35:19.049 It's a lot, dude. 0:35:19.350 --> 0:35:19.730 Yeah. 0:35:20.489 --> 0:35:24.009 Not good. It should be like, you really want to know? 0:35:24.550 --> 0:35:27.730 You're eating a cheeseburger sitting in cheese sauce. So let's 0:35:27.750 --> 0:35:28.830 just paint the picture here. 0:35:28.850 --> 0:35:32.090 Let's paint it, baby. It's a cheeseburger cut in half. 0:35:32.570 --> 0:35:32.840 Mm-hmm. 0:35:33.600 --> 0:35:38.450 And then it's put like inside down, like the cut 0:35:38.510 --> 0:35:44.150 part down into a skillet of cheese. Yeah. Had to 0:35:44.210 --> 0:35:44.529 do it. 0:35:44.650 --> 0:35:45.190 Yeah. 0:35:45.270 --> 0:35:47.090 Had to see what all, because when I was in 0:35:47.130 --> 0:35:50.730 Japan a while back, they were doing it there, but 0:35:50.750 --> 0:35:53.290 it was Japanese style. This was Shoeless Joe's. 0:35:53.750 --> 0:35:53.989 Yeah. 0:35:54.090 --> 0:35:55.680 This is Canadian style. 0:35:55.700 --> 0:35:57.870 But I'm interested. I'd love to see the contrast. 0:35:57.890 --> 0:36:00.610 And then we started it off with a bucket of poutine. 0:36:00.969 --> 0:36:02.350 And poutine... Yeah, baby. 0:36:02.469 --> 0:36:03.529 I didn't touch the poutine, though. 0:36:03.590 --> 0:36:06.640 Oh, I did. I know you guys like it. I... Honestly, Adam, 0:36:06.780 --> 0:36:07.980 I think it's... I don't like it. 0:36:08.360 --> 0:36:10.739 It kind of makes me think, like, you could lose 0:36:10.760 --> 0:36:14.160 your man card over that one, dude. 0:36:14.180 --> 0:36:15.839 I might have to strip you of your man card. 0:36:15.860 --> 0:36:17.000 I'm not a man no more! 0:36:17.080 --> 0:36:18.160 What don't you like? 0:36:18.460 --> 0:36:18.660 Why? 0:36:18.680 --> 0:36:20.060 So you can finally get one? 0:36:20.160 --> 0:36:21.000 I'm taking yours. 0:36:21.060 --> 0:36:22.680 I'm compensating it, all right? 0:36:23.000 --> 0:36:30.219 Adam. What don't you... Hey, Blake. What... Points. Bro, that 0:36:30.260 --> 0:36:34.320 was the coldest little... Yes, points! bottle cap backwards knuckle 0:36:34.340 --> 0:36:37.140 flip I've seen in a long time. Why? So you 0:36:37.160 --> 0:36:37.529 can have them? 0:36:37.550 --> 0:36:37.770 Whatever. 0:36:37.790 --> 0:36:40.810 Bounces off of me. Bounces off of me. 0:36:40.950 --> 0:36:45.190 It's fries with gravy and cheese. 0:36:45.250 --> 0:36:47.569 What the hell don't you like about it? Well, because 0:36:47.610 --> 0:36:51.399 I like fries with ketchup and salt. I don't like 0:36:51.500 --> 0:36:55.900 fries with gravy... Or with cheese. Why? What about... Because 0:36:55.920 --> 0:36:57.509 to me, it doesn't taste good. 0:36:57.969 --> 0:36:58.669 You don't like. 0:36:58.750 --> 0:37:00.009 I like gravy on other things. 0:37:00.050 --> 0:37:00.290 I like. 0:37:00.310 --> 0:37:04.129 You don't like mashed potatoes and gravy. I like... I mean, 0:37:04.170 --> 0:37:06.950 I like a little gravy and it depends on the gravy. 0:37:07.010 --> 0:37:09.290 I like white gravy. I don't like a dark gravy. 0:37:09.330 --> 0:37:10.549 What the hell are you talking about? 0:37:10.570 --> 0:37:12.580 That was his nickname in high school. It was white gravy. 0:37:13.219 --> 0:37:13.600 Damn. 0:37:13.760 --> 0:37:17.270 Kind of hard. Yeah. Kind of hard. That definitely wasn't 0:37:17.290 --> 0:37:18.810 your nickname in high school. 0:37:18.910 --> 0:37:23.300 So you like a light watery gravy? 0:37:23.660 --> 0:37:25.840 I'm not a big gravy guy. To be perfectly honest, 0:37:26.160 --> 0:37:27.060 I don't love a gravy. 0:37:27.100 --> 0:37:27.259 Yeah. 0:37:28.060 --> 0:37:32.250 And also like when they put, I don't like chili dogs. 0:37:32.390 --> 0:37:34.129 I don't like chili on a hot dog. I like 0:37:34.170 --> 0:37:36.210 a hot dog. I love a hot dog. I like 0:37:36.250 --> 0:37:37.730 it all. I don't like chili on the dog. I 0:37:37.770 --> 0:37:40.270 don't like when they put chili on hamburgers. I think 0:37:40.310 --> 0:37:42.630 that's fucking foul. You ruined the hamburger. 0:37:42.730 --> 0:37:44.420 Chili on hamburgers is not for me. 0:37:44.460 --> 0:37:46.060 No, you got to go to get a fat boy. 0:37:46.180 --> 0:37:46.799 I'm telling you. 0:37:46.860 --> 0:37:47.100 I know. 0:37:47.120 --> 0:37:48.819 You've got your fat boy in Canada. 0:37:48.860 --> 0:37:50.500 I'm telling you. It's way different. 0:37:50.640 --> 0:37:51.220 It's way different. 0:37:51.239 --> 0:37:53.060 That's what they say. That's what they say. It'll change you. 0:37:53.219 --> 0:37:55.339 Was that like, you were talking about changing his voice, Adam? 0:37:55.410 --> 0:37:55.990 I'm telling you. 0:37:56.070 --> 0:37:59.089 I'm telling you. That's my Trump impression. I'm telling you. 0:37:59.110 --> 0:37:59.549 It's really good. 0:37:59.570 --> 0:38:02.630 Which I premiered in Canada, and they were loving it. 0:38:02.630 --> 0:38:02.910 Oh, yeah. 0:38:02.930 --> 0:38:04.870 They were just eating it up. 0:38:05.090 --> 0:38:05.490 Oh, yeah. 0:38:05.550 --> 0:38:07.890 Evidently. Do you want to give a little to the, well, 0:38:07.930 --> 0:38:09.690 I guess this airs after, so they'll have seen it. 0:38:09.880 --> 0:38:14.299 People will see it. Oh, yeah. That's replay value. I 0:38:14.340 --> 0:38:15.600 kind of have forgotten how to do it. 0:38:15.600 --> 0:38:16.600 Couldn't have put it better myself. 0:38:17.719 --> 0:38:19.759 Yeah, let's hear a little bit. 0:38:19.860 --> 0:38:20.640 I love you guys. 0:38:20.760 --> 0:38:21.680 Let's hear a little bit of it. 0:38:21.700 --> 0:38:23.339 I got to get back into it. Like, I was 0:38:23.400 --> 0:38:25.819 really on fire, but then— This isn't like a party trick, bro. 0:38:25.840 --> 0:38:27.609 I kind of drop— You're coming on fire for sure. 0:38:27.620 --> 0:38:31.670 Yeah, I kind of drop everything. This is like Daniel Day-Lewis. 0:38:31.690 --> 0:38:33.750 You don't just go, oh, be Lincoln. He's like, well, 0:38:34.110 --> 0:38:39.290 hang on, mate. It's pretty good. 0:38:39.310 --> 0:38:43.760 It's right there. It's Trump, President Trump. 0:38:45.360 --> 0:38:47.020 Do you, you know how a lot of people who 0:38:47.040 --> 0:38:49.660 do impressions, they have like a one thing that they 0:38:49.719 --> 0:38:52.650 go back to. Like I've been watching Tom Cruise promoting 0:38:52.670 --> 0:38:55.969 this new movie and he keeps doing like these, he 0:38:56.010 --> 0:38:58.370 keeps going like boom, boom, boom, boom from like the movie. 0:38:58.410 --> 0:39:00.750 And I'm like, no one's seen it yet. We don't 0:39:00.770 --> 0:39:03.430 know what you're doing. But they're like, it's amazing what 0:39:03.450 --> 0:39:05.430 you do. He goes, yeah, it's just a boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. 0:39:05.469 --> 0:39:08.700 And I'm like, Tom, no one knows what you're doing. 0:39:09.200 --> 0:39:12.160 So do you have a thing that you clue on 0:39:12.680 --> 0:39:14.100 from a real Trump? 0:39:14.560 --> 0:39:18.180 Yes, as a great impressionist, Blake, what is your thing 0:39:18.200 --> 0:39:20.239 that you— My go-to? Yeah. 0:39:20.340 --> 0:39:23.660 Like that you hear something in your head that you go, 0:39:23.680 --> 0:39:27.400 that is the Trump-ism right there. That's what I'm, or 0:39:27.460 --> 0:39:30.160 are you more doing impressions you've heard someone else do? 0:39:30.540 --> 0:39:34.560 I think I probably draw on other people's impressions and I, 0:39:34.719 --> 0:39:35.930 and I try to copy that. 0:39:36.469 --> 0:39:39.529 So it's a real watered, watered down. That's a way 0:39:39.590 --> 0:39:41.310 to do it. That is a way to do it. 0:39:41.350 --> 0:39:41.469 Yeah. 0:39:41.910 --> 0:39:43.870 You got to talk here. And then you go, oh, 0:39:44.510 --> 0:39:46.150 that's Jiminy Glick. That's Jiminy Glick. 0:39:46.170 --> 0:39:48.350 That's Jiminy Glick. But you know what, though? I think 0:39:48.370 --> 0:39:50.330 that's Trump, too. I will say. I do think that 0:39:50.370 --> 0:39:53.200 that is Trump. He'll be like up high. Then he's 0:39:53.239 --> 0:39:54.080 down low. 0:39:54.500 --> 0:39:57.299 Well, he's up high when he's like, when he'll go like. 0:39:57.320 --> 0:39:57.790 Here we go. 0:39:57.840 --> 0:39:58.279 Yeah, Adam. 0:39:58.580 --> 0:39:59.259 How does he go? 0:40:00.420 --> 0:40:08.250 He's like, they're saying that I'm the greatest. Was that 0:40:08.270 --> 0:40:09.110 a good impression? 0:40:09.170 --> 0:40:13.560 That might have been even better worse. Because you're just 0:40:13.600 --> 0:40:16.080 doing De Niro face again. You're doing De Niro face 0:40:16.120 --> 0:40:18.259 like you did at the live show. He's kind of 0:40:18.280 --> 0:40:23.009 De Niro-y. Well, he's New York. 0:40:23.030 --> 0:40:27.219 I think maybe that they're two sides of the same coin. Oh, interesting. 0:40:27.260 --> 0:40:29.259 That's why they hate each other so much. 0:40:29.620 --> 0:40:30.360 They gotta fuck. 0:40:30.780 --> 0:40:33.359 They've seen each other at a few weird orgies. You know, 0:40:33.380 --> 0:40:34.860 the billionaire orgies. 0:40:35.100 --> 0:40:37.399 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Definitely. Yeah, they're both real 0:40:37.440 --> 0:40:38.300 estate moguls. 0:40:38.700 --> 0:40:41.779 Oh, really? Yeah, that's true. I guess De Niro just 0:40:41.880 --> 0:40:47.000 opened a huge movie studio in New Jersey. Oh, nice. 0:40:47.040 --> 0:40:47.859 Yeah, I would do that. 0:40:48.060 --> 0:40:48.839 Yeah, why not? 0:40:49.000 --> 0:40:51.580 New Jersey boys. I'm down for that. Yeah. 0:40:51.910 --> 0:41:02.870 Crooners dude did you guys hear this story in the 0:41:02.930 --> 0:41:06.990 news actually it was pretty freaking cool this girl that 0:41:07.469 --> 0:41:11.930 they tried to kill like publicly execute she was getting 0:41:12.010 --> 0:41:13.270 lethal injection and. 0:41:13.230 --> 0:41:14.990 She I heard a little bit about this. 0:41:15.110 --> 0:41:19.290 Didn't fucking die she they tried to do it twice 0:41:19.430 --> 0:41:23.419 and they didn't kill her yeah Dude, that's Ernest Goes 0:41:23.440 --> 0:41:23.920 to Jail. 0:41:24.120 --> 0:41:26.779 What the fuck? That's great. This is an origin story 0:41:26.820 --> 0:41:28.850 for like a villain or what? 0:41:29.050 --> 0:41:31.549 Yeah, what if she like became Bane or some shit? 0:41:31.570 --> 0:41:33.109 Will you give us more of the story or do 0:41:33.150 --> 0:41:35.310 you not have much of it? It was in Tennessee. 0:41:35.489 --> 0:41:38.549 There was a woman who like committed a murder when 0:41:38.590 --> 0:41:39.489 she was a teenager. 0:41:39.550 --> 0:41:40.470 She's been, right? 0:41:40.850 --> 0:41:41.390 In the chat. 0:41:41.590 --> 0:41:42.290 Okay, yeah. 0:41:42.310 --> 0:41:44.530 Give us why she was in prison. 0:41:44.730 --> 0:41:45.810 She murdered someone. 0:41:45.850 --> 0:41:48.759 Her name was Christina Pike. She survived a botch execution 0:41:48.800 --> 0:41:49.400 in Tennessee. 0:41:49.660 --> 0:41:50.070 Adam's got it. 0:41:50.080 --> 0:41:58.700 September 30th. After two consecutive doses of the lethal drug pentrabarbitol. Trapaholics. Pentabarbitol. 0:41:58.739 --> 0:42:00.390 That's how you pronounce it? 0:42:00.410 --> 0:42:04.150 Sure. Failed to kill the old croon. Well, that is 0:42:04.210 --> 0:42:07.410 a word that isn't in polite society. 0:42:09.260 --> 0:42:11.729 Which is, I forget where you live. Go ahead. Yes. 0:42:11.770 --> 0:42:15.130 That's life. This woman, this woman's a killer. You could 0:42:15.170 --> 0:42:19.650 just tell by her mugshot. I don't think that's in question. 0:42:19.690 --> 0:42:20.770 Should I click on that? 0:42:20.810 --> 0:42:24.410 She either, yes, click on it. It's Wikipedia. What? 0:42:24.530 --> 0:42:25.330 She looks like a nanny. 0:42:25.370 --> 0:42:28.090 She either, no, she's, every time they do one of 0:42:28.130 --> 0:42:31.230 these documentaries where it's like, the nanny was the killer. 0:42:31.489 --> 0:42:32.370 It looks like this woman. 0:42:32.489 --> 0:42:32.669 Yeah. 0:42:32.890 --> 0:42:35.700 Or, She was my mama's friend who cut my hair 0:42:35.760 --> 0:42:36.160 as a child. 0:42:36.200 --> 0:42:38.359 Yeah, she looks like the nice haircut lady. 0:42:38.420 --> 0:42:44.120 But then you find out that she's a killer. Yeah. Okay. 0:42:44.260 --> 0:42:48.219 Pike and two friends led Slemmer. Okay, in 1995 when 0:42:48.260 --> 0:42:52.890 she was 18, Pike murdered her 19-year-old classmate, Colleen Slemmer, 0:42:53.130 --> 0:42:56.020 in Knoxville. Pike and two friends led Slimmer into the 0:42:56.060 --> 0:42:57.940 woods where they tortured and killed her. Yeah, so this 0:42:57.980 --> 0:43:00.610 woman deserves to be fucking put to death. 0:43:00.750 --> 0:43:03.410 Is this the famous? Is this the famous? No, I 0:43:03.430 --> 0:43:05.430 think that was in Wisconsin. Dude, but she didn't. 0:43:05.710 --> 0:43:07.830 They tried. They tried twice. 0:43:08.150 --> 0:43:09.450 And she was like, what? 0:43:09.469 --> 0:43:12.970 She said, she straight up baned that shit. She's like, yo, 0:43:13.610 --> 0:43:14.490 I'm not going. 0:43:14.360 --> 0:43:16.439 Out like this. Yeah, you think she said that? 0:43:16.680 --> 0:43:16.859 No. 0:43:16.880 --> 0:43:18.660 Or do you think she was screaming and crying? 0:43:18.680 --> 0:43:20.860 Do you? I mean, at that point, you got a 0:43:20.880 --> 0:43:23.510 bad batch. You got a bad batch. 0:43:24.210 --> 0:43:26.750 I'm like, what the fuck are they doing? Yeah, did 0:43:26.790 --> 0:43:29.330 they get the wrong shit? Did they just inject her 0:43:29.350 --> 0:43:31.910 with load boost or something? Like, what happened there? How 0:43:31.989 --> 0:43:32.970 is it not working? 0:43:33.050 --> 0:43:33.549 What are we? 0:43:33.690 --> 0:43:35.930 How do we not have a fallback plan, too? Let 0:43:35.969 --> 0:43:36.879 me just ask this. 0:43:36.890 --> 0:43:37.960 You got to have a fallback plan. 0:43:38.000 --> 0:43:38.800 Are we pro? 0:43:41.080 --> 0:43:41.500 What is it? 0:43:41.600 --> 0:43:42.960 What is it? Corporal punishment? 0:43:43.180 --> 0:43:43.440 Yeah. 0:43:43.520 --> 0:43:44.100 Absolutely. 0:43:44.160 --> 0:43:46.040 Capital punishment? You're into it, right? 0:43:46.590 --> 0:43:48.719 Corporal punishment? I don't know if I'm into it, but 0:43:48.760 --> 0:43:52.000 I think if you... That gets you hard. Yeah, I'm 0:43:52.040 --> 0:43:52.880 not into it. 0:43:52.920 --> 0:43:53.980 That makes you groan. 0:43:54.000 --> 0:43:56.339 You're one of the guys that go and watch live. 0:43:56.360 --> 0:43:57.100 It's got me groaning. 0:43:57.219 --> 0:43:59.880 Yeah, I'm like, I can show up. That would be nice. 0:44:00.440 --> 0:44:02.160 Smokin'!. 0:44:02.410 --> 0:44:04.210 I mean, our prisons are overcrowded. 0:44:04.230 --> 0:44:08.489 Why can't... And look, I'm not thinking about this at all. 0:44:08.550 --> 0:44:08.880 Come on. 0:44:08.910 --> 0:44:11.540 When I say this. Okay, I like this. This is important, guys. 0:44:12.180 --> 0:44:14.260 But you know how they have those things to kill cows? 0:44:14.580 --> 0:44:16.660 Where it's just... It's a bolt gun where the bolt 0:44:16.680 --> 0:44:19.920 goes in and out of the skull? Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:44:20.180 --> 0:44:21.060 No country for old men. 0:44:21.340 --> 0:44:26.150 Yes. Thank you. Awesome. Also an episode of Bones season one. 0:44:26.170 --> 0:44:27.370 Okay. Go off. 0:44:27.610 --> 0:44:30.390 Which I think old country must have ripped off even 0:44:30.410 --> 0:44:33.799 though it was based on a book from... Way earlier. Right. 0:44:34.660 --> 0:44:35.640 We don't just use those. 0:44:35.980 --> 0:44:36.360 You know what? 0:44:36.480 --> 0:44:40.120 How did we like choose the methods? Like why is 0:44:40.219 --> 0:44:42.280 it lethal injection? Why is that? 0:44:42.320 --> 0:44:44.779 Because that's humane. It like puts you to sleep and 0:44:44.800 --> 0:44:46.360 then you go. Evidently not. 0:44:46.980 --> 0:44:48.370 She survived it. 0:44:48.380 --> 0:44:51.660 That's my point is like we can't just like, I 0:44:51.700 --> 0:44:54.689 don't know. I don't know. It becomes a whole thing 0:44:55.050 --> 0:44:57.150 because we're trying to be humane. 0:44:57.790 --> 0:44:58.270 Which is weird. 0:44:58.290 --> 0:45:01.530 Be roundabout. We fuck it up. We fumble the ball. 0:45:02.250 --> 0:45:06.230 It becomes a whole football metaphor. Dude, when we can 0:45:06.250 --> 0:45:09.380 just spike the double. You gotta spike it. 0:45:10.600 --> 0:45:12.419 It completely got intercepted. 0:45:12.440 --> 0:45:15.680 It was insane. Exactly. And then game over. It's a win. 0:45:16.480 --> 0:45:19.520 And now we're in sudden death. We're basically in sudden death. 0:45:19.340 --> 0:45:20.740 At this point. Firing squads? 0:45:20.760 --> 0:45:22.980 They used to do firing squads so you wouldn't know 0:45:23.040 --> 0:45:26.440 if you were the bullet that killed her. Because you 0:45:26.460 --> 0:45:29.279 don't want to be a killer, essentially, but you work 0:45:29.320 --> 0:45:32.280 for the prison and they give you the gun. 0:45:32.969 --> 0:45:35.770 And they would load up all the guns with blanks 0:45:35.830 --> 0:45:38.919 except for one. was the whole thing, so you never knew. 0:45:39.239 --> 0:45:41.120 I believe. I don't fucking know. 0:45:41.200 --> 0:45:45.040 Yeah, but then you miss, and then they're still standing there. 0:45:45.080 --> 0:45:46.740 They're like, okay. Everybody goes. 0:45:47.120 --> 0:45:47.489 Again. 0:45:47.850 --> 0:45:50.549 That's probably the new guy. Yeah, he's like, I know 0:45:50.810 --> 0:45:51.310 I hit. 0:45:51.950 --> 0:45:54.450 David? I nailed her with mine. I did nail her 0:45:54.489 --> 0:45:55.630 with mine. 0:45:55.650 --> 0:45:58.649 Yeah, mine definitely hits. Who the fuck missed? 0:45:58.670 --> 0:45:59.180 Who didn't? 0:45:59.200 --> 0:46:02.200 That would be so embarrassing. And there's one guy who's 0:46:02.219 --> 0:46:03.960 just like, I definitely didn't miss. 0:46:04.180 --> 0:46:06.700 Yeah, no, um. uh yeah and then they load them 0:46:06.739 --> 0:46:09.239 up again and it happens again and they're like okay 0:46:09.340 --> 0:46:10.460 fucking just don't. 0:46:10.260 --> 0:46:12.910 Miss all right okay you know what everybody go at 0:46:13.290 --> 0:46:16.770 todd come here you're you're gonna solo you todd i. 0:46:16.770 --> 0:46:22.770 Think it's you you're shooting like this you're not looking 0:46:22.790 --> 0:46:24.890 i don't want to see it they're like give him 0:46:24.989 --> 0:46:26.670 none of us want to see it yeah we do 0:46:26.690 --> 0:46:28.910 need to put this woman down she murdered her friend 0:46:28.930 --> 0:46:29.590 in the woods. 0:46:29.820 --> 0:46:33.540 Well, there has to be like, I mean, there's so 0:46:33.580 --> 0:46:36.110 many ways. Just put it on the top of. 0:46:36.160 --> 0:46:38.239 What's the best way? Should we fix this now? 0:46:38.420 --> 0:46:39.980 I mean. Well, how about this? How about this? How 0:46:40.000 --> 0:46:42.759 about we were just at Niagara Falls. Sure. Toss them. Oh. 0:46:42.820 --> 0:46:45.319 You toss them into Niagara Falls. If they survive. 0:46:45.340 --> 0:46:46.440 They get one more kill. 0:46:46.460 --> 0:46:48.340 Then they get to live the rest of their life. 0:46:48.960 --> 0:46:50.960 They get to live the rest of their life just like. 0:46:52.290 --> 0:46:55.290 in an insane asylum, like, wrapped up tight, because they're 0:46:55.310 --> 0:46:57.170 still a killer, but they can, like, look out of 0:46:57.230 --> 0:46:59.609 a window, and they're all crippled, and they can just 0:46:59.650 --> 0:47:00.989 look out of a window for the rest of their life, 0:47:01.010 --> 0:47:02.430 because they survived the fall. 0:47:02.469 --> 0:47:04.549 That seems more humane, yeah. That's cool. If that's what 0:47:04.590 --> 0:47:05.069 we're going for. 0:47:05.150 --> 0:47:08.670 But then, if they don't, it's at least, like, you 0:47:08.710 --> 0:47:11.839 could sell t-shirts, like, the merch, the merch game would 0:47:11.880 --> 0:47:13.589 be pretty big time, and. 0:47:13.989 --> 0:47:18.000 There's definitely some sick-ass old-school merch of, like, when people 0:47:18.040 --> 0:47:20.989 would go to, like, the electric chair and stuff, like, Oh, 0:47:21.030 --> 0:47:24.810 there is? Yeah, you can get bootlegs. People are crazy 0:47:24.850 --> 0:47:28.129 like that. You show up to the execution. There's t-shirts. 0:47:28.530 --> 0:47:30.430 Go on eBay, dude. 0:47:31.390 --> 0:47:34.340 I need to spend more time on eBay. You know what? 0:47:34.390 --> 0:47:37.180 I spend a lot of time on eBay. Never came 0:47:37.219 --> 0:47:40.420 across bootleg murder trial shirts. 0:47:40.660 --> 0:47:44.680 Blake weirdly loves serial killers. It's like a weird... Everyone 0:47:44.719 --> 0:47:46.980 thinks he's this nice guy and those are the ones 0:47:47.020 --> 0:47:48.500 that are usually serial killers. 0:47:48.600 --> 0:47:51.500 I find it very fascinating. It is the peak of 0:47:51.600 --> 0:47:54.919 like human just fuck up. 0:47:54.960 --> 0:47:57.580 Excellence. Fucked upity. 0:47:57.820 --> 0:47:58.520 Yeah, no doubt. 0:47:58.880 --> 0:48:01.360 Yeah. It's just. No doubt, no doubt. You can say 0:48:01.520 --> 0:48:03.700 low point instead of peak. You can say it's the 0:48:03.860 --> 0:48:04.899 low peak, low point. 0:48:04.980 --> 0:48:06.020 It's the peak of the low point. 0:48:06.060 --> 0:48:09.100 It's just about like, it's getting into the human psyche 0:48:09.180 --> 0:48:12.660 at such an interesting level. Even what we're talking about, 0:48:12.680 --> 0:48:16.120 people who sell merch or people who like to buy John. 0:48:15.960 --> 0:48:19.600 Lee Gacy's art. Look at how many different variations on 0:48:19.640 --> 0:48:21.930 the shirt they have. It's interesting. 0:48:22.090 --> 0:48:24.390 It's interesting, this human society. 0:48:24.710 --> 0:48:29.430 Even discussing, even discussing. Logo on the back. Front pocket tee. 0:48:29.489 --> 0:48:33.150 Discussing what is the correct way to execute someone. It's 0:48:33.190 --> 0:48:36.410 a strange discussion to have because what is humane? 0:48:36.780 --> 0:48:37.779 Like, I don't know. 0:48:38.030 --> 0:48:39.230 Well, you brought it up. 0:48:39.610 --> 0:48:42.540 Humane is letting people live their lives. 0:48:43.040 --> 0:48:46.420 I think some people are like, I'm in life in prison. Like, 0:48:46.620 --> 0:48:49.460 just fucking can I please get the fuck out of here, right? 0:48:49.500 --> 0:48:53.520 You can't. You can't. Unfortunately, it's such a bummer. I 0:48:53.560 --> 0:48:57.459 think that that's the biggest bummer. The biggest bummer is that, like, 0:48:58.360 --> 0:49:01.879 we wish we could let you out. We do. We 0:49:01.920 --> 0:49:06.610 want everyone out contributing to society. But there are things 0:49:06.640 --> 0:49:10.629 that happen to people that turn them into people who 0:49:10.710 --> 0:49:14.310 then can't contribute and they want to just destroy because 0:49:14.410 --> 0:49:16.570 that feeds the thing inside of them. And it's a 0:49:16.790 --> 0:49:18.190 real bummer. 0:49:18.270 --> 0:49:19.720 That's a bummer. Yep, that's a bummer. 0:49:19.739 --> 0:49:22.640 And it's too bad. It's like you wish you could 0:49:23.219 --> 0:49:27.680 undo it. Right. But it's too done. Well, okay. 0:49:28.200 --> 0:49:32.290 Now, have there been any... I mean, of course... Everyone 0:49:32.330 --> 0:49:35.020 says like, we had a normal upbringing. 0:49:35.080 --> 0:49:37.020 We raised. I'm sorry, mama. 0:49:37.080 --> 0:49:41.049 We raised him so normally. I don't understand. No, no, no. 0:49:41.910 --> 0:49:42.920 Something was going on in that house. 0:49:42.940 --> 0:49:45.900 Look, there's also chemical stuff. There's also like, look, I 0:49:45.940 --> 0:49:48.359 would argue, and I would love to argue right here 0:49:48.400 --> 0:49:50.020 right now because it is so funny. 0:49:50.040 --> 0:49:51.219 Please, Blake, argue with him. 0:49:51.520 --> 0:49:54.200 I'm ready. You obviously have people with a certain chemical 0:49:54.239 --> 0:49:58.489 balance and then things that happen in life. And if 0:49:58.530 --> 0:50:00.830 someone has like a bad chemical balance or whatever we're 0:50:00.850 --> 0:50:04.930 calling that and nothing traumatic happens, they'll probably find their 0:50:04.969 --> 0:50:06.850 way through it. But if they've got the bad balance 0:50:07.370 --> 0:50:10.689 and a bad thing and overreact and then like take 0:50:10.730 --> 0:50:16.040 that on, that's their fucking viewpoint. And now that's what 0:50:16.080 --> 0:50:19.399 they know and how they live their lives. And then 0:50:19.560 --> 0:50:22.100 they're behind bars and we go, come here, we got 0:50:22.140 --> 0:50:25.520 this cattle thing for you, sir. It's probably... And by 0:50:25.540 --> 0:50:27.310 the way, I'm sure a lot of people are like, 0:50:27.710 --> 0:50:29.029 you're tormented. 0:50:29.550 --> 0:50:29.810 Right. 0:50:30.070 --> 0:50:35.670 You spend your days hating life and wanting to inflict 0:50:35.730 --> 0:50:38.569 pain to like... Because it's your language. It's all you know. 0:50:39.510 --> 0:50:43.370 This is probably going to... be a relief, you know? 0:50:43.530 --> 0:50:47.609 I mean, it's... Any take-backs or funnier things? No, this 0:50:47.650 --> 0:50:51.050 is really hilarious. Right? I mean, it's like, these people 0:50:51.610 --> 0:50:54.490 who have these, what we've always called demons. 0:50:54.750 --> 0:50:55.110 Yes. 0:50:55.370 --> 0:50:57.540 I think they're real demons. 0:50:58.040 --> 0:50:58.560 Damn. 0:50:58.820 --> 0:50:59.759 Oh, shit. 0:50:59.840 --> 0:51:01.839 Yeah, it can't be a coincidence that we just call 0:51:01.880 --> 0:51:02.280 them demons. 0:51:02.320 --> 0:51:03.900 First time believing in something. 0:51:03.920 --> 0:51:07.600 But here's what I'm saying, Durst, is with all that said, and, 0:51:07.700 --> 0:51:11.640 you know, the botched executions, You then have the guy 0:51:11.980 --> 0:51:15.000 who wrote Ernest Goes to Jail, and he did make 0:51:15.040 --> 0:51:17.380 that scenario funny because it is one of the greatest 0:51:17.460 --> 0:51:20.620 movies ever. So if you haven't seen Ernest Goes to Jail, 0:51:21.280 --> 0:51:22.200 go rent it. 0:51:22.410 --> 0:51:25.250 It is a classic. How dare you? 0:51:25.570 --> 0:51:27.770 He goes to the electric chair. It doesn't work. It 0:51:27.810 --> 0:51:29.610 gives him lightning powers. 0:51:29.690 --> 0:51:32.870 It's the worst movie. It was the first bad movie. 0:51:32.910 --> 0:51:38.400 We talked about this. I remember being like, oh. I 0:51:38.410 --> 0:51:40.839 don't understand. That was bad. It was the first bad 0:51:40.880 --> 0:51:44.360 movie I saw in the theater on Central Street in Evanston, 0:51:44.380 --> 0:51:47.540 the old movie theater. I'll never forget walking out and going, 0:51:48.360 --> 0:51:49.840 movies can be bad. 0:51:51.100 --> 0:51:54.000 That's so weird because that's when I said, Mom, I 0:51:54.140 --> 0:51:55.140 want to be an actor. 0:51:55.760 --> 0:51:57.839 And look at us. And look at us, man. 0:51:57.900 --> 0:51:58.660 And look at you now. 0:51:58.739 --> 0:52:00.900 Look at us. We still fuck on the date. Excuse me? 0:52:02.380 --> 0:52:03.050 Kick ass! 0:52:03.640 --> 0:52:06.609 We can cut that. Cut that. Well. 0:52:07.710 --> 0:52:12.009 is there any takebacks any apologies any uh epic slams. 0:52:13.070 --> 0:52:13.810 Um um. 0:52:15.730 --> 0:52:18.330 Uh i don't know if i have any takebacks today 0:52:18.350 --> 0:52:20.529 i felt really i felt like today was a really 0:52:20.610 --> 0:52:22.910 safe space and i like what happened to this lady 0:52:22.969 --> 0:52:27.090 though she's like brain dead and well well it sort 0:52:27.140 --> 0:52:27.860 of worked. 0:52:28.010 --> 0:52:30.380 Yeah i'm sorry to rewind but i just what's the 0:52:30.460 --> 0:52:33.460 button yeah what where are we what happened Yeah, so... 0:52:33.280 --> 0:52:34.540 They botched it, but what does that mean? 0:52:34.620 --> 0:52:36.200 I don't know if they're going to try it a 0:52:36.300 --> 0:52:39.600 third time. She's, like, brain dead. But what's really wild is, like, 0:52:39.680 --> 0:52:41.810 it's also, like, a governor race. So now they're kind 0:52:41.850 --> 0:52:44.390 of running on it. Like, hey, if you elect me, like, 0:52:44.550 --> 0:52:47.770 I'll do it way better. Or, like, we got to 0:52:47.810 --> 0:52:52.160 get rid of, you know, executing people. So it has 0:52:52.219 --> 0:52:55.279 turned into a whole thing. But the merch... It's going 0:52:55.300 --> 0:52:55.870 to be crazy. 0:52:55.950 --> 0:52:59.590 Yeah, I feel like... And I don't know if it's public. 0:52:59.610 --> 0:53:02.009 I don't know if it's public execution that you just said. 0:53:02.050 --> 0:53:05.870 Yeah, I don't know if it's public. I think, well, 0:53:06.030 --> 0:53:09.390 people view it. There has to be witnesses. I guess 0:53:09.410 --> 0:53:10.540 that doesn't make it public. 0:53:10.660 --> 0:53:10.859 No. 0:53:10.980 --> 0:53:12.960 Yeah, it's not done in the middle of the street. Mm-hmm. 0:53:13.390 --> 0:53:13.969 No, no, no. 0:53:14.190 --> 0:53:17.530 It's like the family of the girl that she murdered 0:53:17.590 --> 0:53:18.210 and tortured. 0:53:18.450 --> 0:53:19.590 If you want to watch. 0:53:19.710 --> 0:53:23.160 They could come and watch, which is pretty harsh. 0:53:23.320 --> 0:53:23.739 I don't know. 0:53:23.760 --> 0:53:25.540 I don't know if I would want to. I don't know. 0:53:25.760 --> 0:53:29.040 Someone murdered my child. I might be like, I'm watching this. 0:53:29.239 --> 0:53:31.540 You go to like make sure. Let me do it. Yeah. 0:53:31.640 --> 0:53:32.060 Let me do it. 0:53:32.060 --> 0:53:34.000 Because like a lot of times I'm like, yeah, we're 0:53:34.020 --> 0:53:35.480 going to do it. They're like, go, go, go, go, go. 0:53:35.500 --> 0:53:36.340 Just run out the back. 0:53:36.360 --> 0:53:37.140 Just run out the back. 0:53:37.160 --> 0:53:37.339 Shh. 0:53:38.010 --> 0:53:39.070 Shh. Be cool. Be cool. 0:53:39.090 --> 0:53:40.169 Dye your hair. You have to dye your hair. 0:53:40.330 --> 0:53:43.819 I'm not doing it. Well, I want to say thank 0:53:43.840 --> 0:53:47.000 you to all the fans that came out to see 0:53:47.100 --> 0:53:51.930 us in Niagara Falls. We had a blast. And we 0:53:51.950 --> 0:53:54.430 didn't see much of the city. We mostly drank in 0:53:54.469 --> 0:53:55.569 the casino lobby bar. 0:53:56.180 --> 0:53:56.500 Yeah. 0:53:56.540 --> 0:53:57.860 That's sort of what we did. 0:53:57.880 --> 0:54:00.080 We were at three different tables the entire weekend. 0:54:00.300 --> 0:54:02.419 I took a walkabout while you guys did your little 0:54:02.520 --> 0:54:05.540 naps after taking the cheeseburger to the dome. 0:54:05.560 --> 0:54:07.080 Well, we went to the gym, but yeah. 0:54:07.320 --> 0:54:10.350 Well, I took a walkabout and actually there was a 0:54:10.510 --> 0:54:13.230 super cool part of town where like the Rainforest Cafe is. 0:54:13.270 --> 0:54:14.870 There's like a Ripley's, believe. 0:54:14.590 --> 0:54:16.010 It or not. Sounds super cool. 0:54:16.370 --> 0:54:17.900 Dude, how unique. How worth it. 0:54:17.930 --> 0:54:21.250 It was fucking cool, dude. It's almost worth going back. 0:54:21.310 --> 0:54:21.730 Yeah. 0:54:21.780 --> 0:54:24.560 I'd love to go back. But thank you for showing up. 0:54:24.570 --> 0:54:26.000 That was a hell of a show. We had a 0:54:26.020 --> 0:54:26.540 great time. 0:54:26.920 --> 0:54:32.260 And Niagara Falls, super fucking cool. Yeah, it's dope. 0:54:32.340 --> 0:54:34.419 It was way cooler than I thought it was going 0:54:34.460 --> 0:54:38.180 to be. When we were in the mist, anything could happen. 0:54:38.640 --> 0:54:40.060 And it felt good. 0:54:40.420 --> 0:54:41.680 Yeah, it was awesome. 0:54:41.700 --> 0:54:42.700 It felt good being there. 0:54:42.719 --> 0:54:44.239 Is it one of the wonders of the world or no? 0:54:44.700 --> 0:54:45.060 It is. 0:54:45.540 --> 0:54:45.799 Is it? 0:54:45.900 --> 0:54:46.680 It is, yeah. 0:54:47.140 --> 0:54:47.779 No, I think so. 0:54:47.860 --> 0:54:49.580 I think it's one of the seven. Or is it eight? 0:54:49.700 --> 0:54:50.420 Aren't there eight? 0:54:50.460 --> 0:54:51.440 No, because there's larger. 0:54:51.520 --> 0:54:53.960 Because they call people like the ninth wonder is what 0:54:53.980 --> 0:54:54.660 they call. 0:54:54.969 --> 0:54:58.250 There's larger waterfalls than Niagara Falls. 0:54:58.550 --> 0:55:00.170 Right, but does it have the best branding? 0:55:00.290 --> 0:55:01.870 I think it's one of the natural wonders. 0:55:01.969 --> 0:55:02.109 Hey. 0:55:02.650 --> 0:55:06.490 Feel free, Todd. Slide in here. Let us know. 0:55:06.510 --> 0:55:08.860 Yeah, we're not hanging up until. 0:55:09.239 --> 0:55:12.600 We can't end this on Blake being maybe right or 0:55:12.640 --> 0:55:13.860 maybe wrong. Hold up. 0:55:13.880 --> 0:55:14.640 Okay, come on. 0:55:14.800 --> 0:55:15.730 I'm right. And is it. 0:55:16.340 --> 0:55:19.160 It's not natural wonders, is it? It's just wonders. Because 0:55:19.200 --> 0:55:20.780 the Great Wall of China is one of the wonders, 0:55:20.840 --> 0:55:22.460 isn't it? And so are the pyramids, right? 0:55:22.480 --> 0:55:23.219 Oh, here we go. 0:55:23.580 --> 0:55:25.540 Or are there natural and then there's man? 0:55:25.620 --> 0:55:28.180 No, Niagara Falls is not officially one of the seven 0:55:28.219 --> 0:55:29.200 wonders of the world. 0:55:29.760 --> 0:55:30.939 But what are the seven wonders? 0:55:30.960 --> 0:55:33.480 What about the natural wonder? 0:55:33.680 --> 0:55:37.359 It's frequently called the honorary. I love Adam. Adam's like, nope, 0:55:37.420 --> 0:55:39.940 not one of them. But down here it does say 0:55:40.540 --> 0:55:43.730 frequently called an honorary eighth wonder of the world. Adam's like, 0:55:44.070 --> 0:55:44.489 I can just. 0:55:44.410 --> 0:55:46.210 Leave that out. That's how I roll. Oh, I didn't 0:55:46.250 --> 0:55:48.550 read that. I looked up. I was doing my own research. 0:55:48.890 --> 0:55:50.730 Yeah, I know for sure. 0:55:51.010 --> 0:55:54.670 It's not official. Seven wonders of the world of North America. 0:55:55.070 --> 0:55:57.529 So when we do these lists, it's the seven wonders 0:55:57.680 --> 0:56:01.299 of the world. Right. It's not the seven wonders of 0:56:01.400 --> 0:56:03.680 North America. That is a completely different thing. 0:56:03.900 --> 0:56:05.580 Where are you seeing North America? What are those? 0:56:05.739 --> 0:56:09.120 That's like the original Hooters. Right here. It says Niagara 0:56:09.160 --> 0:56:13.800 Falls is an official seven natural wonders of North America. 0:56:13.860 --> 0:56:17.630 And then read more. have to? This is my point. 0:56:17.770 --> 0:56:21.250 Adam reads it, but his brain goes, no. 0:56:21.770 --> 0:56:25.810 Though it is frequently called an honorary eighth wonder of 0:56:25.870 --> 0:56:29.210 the world due to its massive size and power. I 0:56:29.270 --> 0:56:33.020 was impressed. I was impressed, but I did think when 0:56:33.060 --> 0:56:35.980 I saw it, I could understand how one would think 0:56:36.020 --> 0:56:40.220 that they could stick the landing and make it out alive. 0:56:40.280 --> 0:56:42.219 The mist looks like it could catch it. If you 0:56:42.260 --> 0:56:44.460 go the right spot, you got to pick the right spot. 0:56:44.670 --> 0:56:47.190 And if you didn't listen to last week's Adam, so 0:56:47.230 --> 0:56:49.109 I'm not riding a jet ski off and land. Right. 0:56:49.430 --> 0:56:51.549 It's science. I think you would have to bail on 0:56:51.570 --> 0:56:53.530 the jet ski. I think the fall would, you would 0:56:53.590 --> 0:56:55.580 end up breaking your spine and then you couldn't swim 0:56:55.620 --> 0:56:57.480 out and then you would die. But if you bail, 0:56:57.800 --> 0:56:59.219 I think I would say it. 0:56:59.960 --> 0:57:00.520 Is a wonder. 0:57:01.140 --> 0:57:01.380 It is. 0:57:01.460 --> 0:57:01.860 Yeah. 0:57:01.900 --> 0:57:03.900 To me, it's a wonder. Yeah. Cause it makes, cause 0:57:03.920 --> 0:57:06.420 it makes you wonder if you can stick the damn 0:57:06.480 --> 0:57:07.520 landing on it. 0:57:07.540 --> 0:57:08.220 That's right. 0:57:08.700 --> 0:57:12.170 If you wonder where the damn Margaritaville was. God damn. 0:57:12.190 --> 0:57:15.780 So the other unnatural wonders is, Okay, now we're talking 0:57:15.820 --> 0:57:17.520 natural wonders, I guess. Yes, big natural. 0:57:17.540 --> 0:57:21.850 The natural wonders are the Aurora Borealis. Oh, it's definitely 0:57:21.910 --> 0:57:24.290 one of North America's big naturals. 0:57:24.350 --> 0:57:29.770 Big natties. Absolutely. Aurora Borealis, the Grand Canyon. Fuck with that. 0:57:29.930 --> 0:57:34.280 The Great Barrier Reef. No. Harbor of Rio de Janeiro, 0:57:34.600 --> 0:57:38.060 the harbor. Okay, got to check that out. It's beautiful there. 0:57:38.860 --> 0:57:41.960 Mount Everest. Oh, yeah, that's a good one. And then 0:57:42.060 --> 0:57:45.500 this word in Mexico, pericardium. Perkutin? 0:57:45.700 --> 0:57:46.160 Perkutin? 0:57:46.180 --> 0:57:47.000 I don't know what that is. 0:57:47.000 --> 0:57:49.940 And Victoria Falls in Zimbabwe. 0:57:50.000 --> 0:57:50.640 Another falls? 0:57:50.660 --> 0:57:52.140 That's a big motherfucker. 0:57:52.240 --> 0:57:53.540 That's a biggy. That's a biggy. 0:57:53.820 --> 0:57:55.200 That's a big nat. 0:57:55.320 --> 0:57:58.460 Maybe we try to go and do all the list 0:57:58.540 --> 0:58:01.500 of all the big naturals and we do shows at 0:58:01.720 --> 0:58:02.570 every big natural. 0:58:02.590 --> 0:58:04.340 Let's do a big naturals tour. 0:58:04.390 --> 0:58:06.770 Let's do a. 0:58:06.850 --> 0:58:08.390 Big naturals tour. Dude, Isaac. 0:58:08.410 --> 0:58:11.390 Sign me up. Isaac, get on it. Get on it. 0:58:11.570 --> 0:58:12.250 Come on. 0:58:12.290 --> 0:58:15.919 Get on it. Hey, Isaac, where's Zero Beers? He said, 0:58:16.080 --> 0:58:18.290 I'm going to have a meeting. Haven't heard anything about it. 0:58:19.320 --> 0:58:21.620 When we were in Niagara Falls, he goes, I'm talking 0:58:21.640 --> 0:58:24.820 to him on Monday. It's Friday. And Adam? 0:58:24.880 --> 0:58:27.760 Haven't heard anything. That's another episode 0:58:27.780 --> 0:58:35.380 Of This Is Important.