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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important a production of iHeartRadio, the

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Speaker 1: show where we only talk about what's obviously most crucially

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Speaker 1: integral to the fabric of our very nature.

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Speaker 2: Today we talk about no, no, no, we must paint

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Speaker 2: the testes.

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Speaker 3: Oh man, I freaking love Austin Powers.

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Speaker 1: I'm still high from four to twenty.

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Speaker 4: Baby Yo, tonight it's butt whole episode.

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Speaker 1: Here we go. Start your engines.

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Speaker 2: M m m m m m ming m ming ming

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Speaker 2: ming ming ming ming ming ming ming ming, Yo, Yo Yo, tired,

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Speaker 2: happy late for twenty, lovely back and we're doing a

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Speaker 2: big like a giant fuck.

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Speaker 1: The giant bitch had a giant cabo be happy for

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Speaker 1: twizzle a little late. I hope you guys are still stone.

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Speaker 4: I'm actually coming down. What about you guys?

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Speaker 2: Just starting to come down from the high I was on.

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Speaker 1: This is a three sixty five trip for me, dude,

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Speaker 1: this is going all the way.

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Speaker 2: Do you remember in high school and ship and also

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Speaker 2: in college when it was like four twenty and all

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Speaker 2: the fellow stoners would walk around saying.

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Speaker 1: Happy holiday, Happy holiday, that was my favorite.

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Speaker 3: Shits make me cool?

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Speaker 2: And then seeing the fucking dorg said don't smoke weed.

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Speaker 1: They got their grades and ended up.

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Speaker 2: Getting great jobs and are contributing members of society. Be

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Speaker 2: like what holiday and you're like cute idiots?

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Speaker 3: Are teachers allowed to be like stone now? Since like

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Speaker 3: like weed is legal, can teachers just show up freaking.

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Speaker 1: What do you think? Blake? Yeah, Blake, I don't know

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Speaker 1: what one hundred.

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Speaker 3: I used to have teachers that rolled in and smelling

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Speaker 3: like booze all the time. Maybe now they roll and

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Speaker 3: smell like the God.

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Speaker 4: Do you think that was allowed?

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Speaker 1: That was not allowed, That was not allowed. But I

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Speaker 1: think you can smoke weed before you go.

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Speaker 4: I think it's allowed now because it's legal.

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Speaker 1: Blaze, I think you can. I think you can because

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Speaker 1: it's a medicine. So like I think you can't. No, can't? No?

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Speaker 1: I think you can. I know, but you can't. Are

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Speaker 1: you sure about it?

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Speaker 4: You guys are about to have a thought battle.

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Speaker 2: I'm positive they're not allowing teachers to roll in stones.

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Speaker 1: It's a you can do it after work.

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Speaker 5: I think that's allowed now, when before that was not allowed.

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Speaker 4: Off school premises?

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Speaker 1: Why couldn't you roll in on a couple of mills?

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Speaker 4: Like what if it's for like you could, but you

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Speaker 4: can't it's it's not allowed.

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Speaker 1: I think you can. Yeah, I don't think you'll get

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Speaker 1: in trouble for that.

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Speaker 5: Like I was always high in school. I wasn't allowed

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Speaker 5: to be high in school, but I was.

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Speaker 4: I'm Adam thought he was a teacher. He was so high.

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Speaker 4: It's like, yeah, when I was a teacher, I was

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Speaker 4: on drugs.

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Speaker 1: Wait were you talking about a teacher. We're talking teachers teachers? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think teachers T shirts. We aren't wait, teachers wearing

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Speaker 1: T shirts are allowed to be stoned while teaching, right,

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Speaker 1: I think that's okay.

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Speaker 4: Wait what grade are we you guys ever had a

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Speaker 4: student T shirt?

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Speaker 1: Any any T shirt?

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Speaker 3: No, it's like a kindergarten teacher to be stone probably.

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Speaker 4: Or a substitute T shirt. I'm still.

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Speaker 3: If you're a subject, you feel like, if you're going

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Speaker 3: to be stoned, you want to be stoned for the

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Speaker 3: younger grades.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Like in Billy Madison, the like kindergarten

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Speaker 4: teacher was just a space kidet who was.

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Speaker 1: On acid, right right, Yeah, it was like face painting or.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it was like eating glue and ship.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, that was weird. That like scared me. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: she was like painting glue on her face. I remember

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Speaker 3: being kind of frightened by that scene.

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Speaker 1: Oh really, let's unpacked that dude, what's up?

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Speaker 2: Blake go was really scared of Billy Madison as a child.

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Speaker 1: It really terrified him.

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Speaker 3: Did have scary parts like the clown, the dead Clown.

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Speaker 2: Hey, were you really scared of about stuff when you

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Speaker 2: were a kid? Did things like really throw you.

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Speaker 1: That penguin in that movie too? Wasn't that a little

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Speaker 1: scary too?

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Speaker 2: When he saw the penguin, it was really I kind

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Speaker 2: of thought all that stuff was kind of cool.

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Speaker 1: I was like, so scary.

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Speaker 3: I guess I didn't get the joke.

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Speaker 2: It made me go, like, do you hallucinate when you drink?

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Speaker 2: Because obviously I hadn't been drunk yet, and I was like,

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Speaker 2: oh shit, it's about to be on. Give me a

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Speaker 2: few more years, I'm going to be saying, penguin, Yeah.

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Speaker 3: They really drinking to be really cool, and it's not cool, guys.

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Speaker 1: Drugs are cool. No, Well, drugs are allowed if you're

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Speaker 1: a teacher. Blake.

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Speaker 2: I was just talking to two the other day about

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Speaker 2: how you got you got like blackout on like a

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Speaker 2: Tuesday when he just was trying to have a chill night.

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Speaker 1: What happened? Wait? Sorry I missed that I was black out?

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Speaker 3: What do you mean? I was just watching basketball?

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Speaker 2: Might I wasn't quite blackout, but it was like yeah,

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Speaker 2: you know, I wasn't even planning on.

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Speaker 1: Time went on and Blake was like.

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Speaker 4: And if you're listening right now, Blake is shooting daggers

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Speaker 4: at Adham right now?

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Speaker 1: Wait? Who was this? Who said this?

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Speaker 2: Or this that I'm your friend of Tiba Tiba Jefferson? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: who listens to the po he was throwing you out

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Speaker 2: of the bus?

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Speaker 4: Dog?

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Speaker 2: He was like, yeah, I was playing on having a

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Speaker 2: chill night, and Blake was like, yo, dude, the basketball

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Speaker 2: game's on.

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Speaker 1: I've never seen a Tiba have a chill night.

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Speaker 4: Yeah right, those don't exist.

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Speaker 1: So I don't feel like that's a thing.

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Speaker 4: And it's not like it rolls over a super sober

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Speaker 4: fifty full of yeager.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I'm not even sure what he's saying because we

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Speaker 3: just watched basketball at a bar. It wasn't like we

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Speaker 3: were freaking rage aholics. No shots were poured off hard.

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Speaker 1: Hey, what do I know? I'm pissing now?

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Speaker 4: No shots were poored Well, now I'm kind of let down.

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Speaker 5: Maybe I heard what I wanted to hear. Maybe that's

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Speaker 5: what happened.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, selective hearing. Yeah, oh yeah, I'll tell Blake about this.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you're like, oh shit, blackout. Yeah, now, fucking take

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Speaker 5: it to the PA.

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Speaker 4: So you didn't hear that ad him? You just invented.

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Speaker 1: No, I definitely heard.

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Speaker 2: He said that they went to a bar and he

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Speaker 2: didn't wasn't really planning on drinking. But I felt like

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Speaker 2: Blake wanted to let the charge. He saw the wild

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Speaker 2: in your eyes.

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Speaker 1: I did.

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Speaker 3: But you know what, it sounds like a Tiva might

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Speaker 3: have might have played it up. He's still trying to

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Speaker 3: seem cool to you, dude. He's like, dude, freaking.

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Speaker 1: The hard Blake was blackout.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, you're about to get a phone call in

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Speaker 4: a text now.

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Speaker 2: Like a decade of friendship in and we're still trying

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Speaker 2: to seem cool to each other.

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Speaker 1: That's tight, dude.

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Speaker 3: Blake got so blackout, dude, it was crazy.

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Speaker 1: That's a cool thing to say about anybody. Bro, just

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Speaker 1: trying to seem cool to you, like.

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Speaker 2: A Tina is like a super Chloe always says that

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Speaker 2: he's like our like coolest friend because he's.

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Speaker 1: You know, he's always. He's always.

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Speaker 5: He's a professional photographer.

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Speaker 1: He like knows.

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Speaker 5: He hangs out with rock stars all the time.

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Speaker 4: He travels the world.

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Speaker 1: He travels the world.

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Speaker 4: He's a globalist, actually.

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Speaker 1: Yes, he is.

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Speaker 2: So whenever I see him, I always like I just

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Speaker 2: hold on to escape. And I know you do that too, Blake.

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Speaker 1: You have a skateboard just like just like locked and loaded.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you just kind of hang on to it. You

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Speaker 2: don't really ever stand on it because I can't. My

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Speaker 2: knees will explode and my head will just fly out

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Speaker 2: of socket just from like yeah, just from if my

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Speaker 3: Oh god, my knee.

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Speaker 1: My knees are chunking.

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Speaker 3: My knees just exploded.

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Speaker 1: My knees are chunking, popp I just have a.

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Speaker 3: Pair of roller blades that are that are tied together

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Speaker 3: by the shoelaces and I just keep them on my shoulder.

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Speaker 4: Over the shoulder.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Can I tell you something, Blake. I shelfed that exact

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Speaker 4: thought just now. I was like, hey, jump in here

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Speaker 4: and say you wear roller blades over your shoulders with

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Speaker 4: the And I didn't because I'm like, this is their thing,

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Speaker 4: and then you said it, and now I'm remembering you're

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Speaker 4: my son.

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Speaker 3: Hey man, dang, you're a pretty cool guy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess you kissa roller blades over the shoulder. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: right now that's a sick look. That's a good look.

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Speaker 4: You guys. Ever, if you did rollerblade, did you ever have?

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Speaker 4: It was like I'll take your bike and then you

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Speaker 4: would they would get picked up, so you'd have to

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Speaker 4: ride the bike back home with your rollerblades on and

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Speaker 4: like pedal with the blades on.

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Speaker 2: Uh, well, I've definitely done that before. It wasn't like

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Speaker 2: a friend thing, it was.

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Speaker 1: The scenario was a little different.

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Speaker 3: It was a kidnapping.

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Speaker 4: It was a lonely kind of look at.

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Speaker 3: Me, he was kidnapping a child.

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Speaker 5: No, my friend lived a handful of blocks away.

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Speaker 1: But sounds like a friend.

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Speaker 2: The roller blade there was was perilous. There was a

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Speaker 2: lot of acorns, a lot of gravel on the road.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't great roller.

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Speaker 1: Baby dude, Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: But in his backyard he had like a little like

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Speaker 2: mini ramp and then he had like a nice paved

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Speaker 2: airy fucking sick bro.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, so a friend had this gud.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it does sound like a friend.

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Speaker 4: Sounds like a friend thing.

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Speaker 2: And then I would ride my bike over to his

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Speaker 2: house wearing my roller blades because we were gonna blade

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Speaker 2: when we were there.

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Speaker 4: Right, right, But you couldn't blade there.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't blade that, dude, You are.

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Speaker 4: Opening a deep wrinkle in my brain of like rollerblading

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Speaker 4: high speeds kind of like going one blade to the

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Speaker 4: other to the other and then ahead of you seeing

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Speaker 4: like a shit ton of like acorns er leaves and

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Speaker 4: being like, Okay, I'm gonna go through this, but both

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Speaker 4: blades will just stay on the ground and go right

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Speaker 4: and then go back to blading after you get through. Right.

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Speaker 1: That was the way to do it, and just like

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Speaker 1: a you just had to commit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude.

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Speaker 3: That's what it's all about. You can't go half assid

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Speaker 3: because that's when you bail.

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Speaker 6: Dude, Right, you could do that even if you had

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Speaker 6: a lot of gravel. You'd have to almost sometimes go

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Speaker 1: So you didn't clip.

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Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, you go real slow or you go you

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Speaker 2: know what I'm gonna. I'm going into the grass, yes,

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Speaker 2: and I'm just gonna high knee. I'm gonna high knee it.

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Speaker 4: I loved it. You run. So if there's like two

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Speaker 3: Is gnar?

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Speaker 1: Dude?

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Speaker 4: Are we about to go blading together?

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Speaker 1: Dide?

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Speaker 3: I be?

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Speaker 2: I think I think my knees might be able to

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Speaker 2: handle a blade. Maybe that's what I do for exercise

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Speaker 2: now I'm a blader boy.

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Speaker 4: Enough with the bike, yeah, yeah, during the pandemic.

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Speaker 1: I bought a pair and they're sick. Oh you already

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Speaker 4: I bought the ones that I had when I grew

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Speaker 1: Oh god shit, that's fucking sick, dude.

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Speaker 4: You got the same pair the rollerblade trs lightning.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're fucking sick.

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Speaker 3: We'll post a picture that's sick.

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Speaker 1: Are they cozy? Are they still cozy? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: They're very warm, very warm.

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Speaker 1: They're good.

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Speaker 3: Good dude, they're terrible. They make your ankles feel like

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Speaker 3: they're gonna snap every second you're in them. They're bad.

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Speaker 4: Well, no, you just gotta lace them up.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you got to tighten them tight, real tight the.

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Speaker 1: Boot on the inside. If you've got in that in

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Speaker 3: Actually, there are those the blades with the ratchets straps

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Speaker 1: Those are great.

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Speaker 4: They do have a ratchet at the top.

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Speaker 1: Yes they're a ratchet, but it's hybrid.

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Speaker 2: Well, they also have laces and you tuck the laces

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Speaker 3: Well, Kyle and I we were we were indoor hockey players.

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Speaker 3: So it was all laces, no ratchet.

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Speaker 4: Yes, you're thinking of the macro blade.

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Speaker 5: So you guys, you guys were from rich families.

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Speaker 1: What's going on? Uh, indoor hockey? I don't know.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, were you guys wildly wealthy? What's happened on?

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Speaker 1: Remember? I remember it being a big deal to play

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Speaker 1: hockey in my household. It was expensive and we had

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Speaker 1: to be about it. If we were playing it. It

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Speaker 2: The same exact thing. I was like, I loved rollerblading.

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Speaker 2: I was a real fruit booter as the skateboarders called me.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, And I was like, I'm gonna be do

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Speaker 2: indoor hockey. And then my mom took me to the

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Speaker 2: they said that we needed to buy, and my mom

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Speaker 2: just turned around and we walked right out of there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Perfect. And I was like, oh, we're poor.

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Speaker 4: You're talking about indoor roller hockey.

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Speaker 1: Hockey.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, great because you're saying indoor hockey, and true, true.

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Speaker 6: Because you have to buy all the fucking pads. You

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Speaker 6: have to get all these pads, and then if you're

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Speaker 6: still growing, you have to buy them every year.

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Speaker 3: I was growing and Kyle was growing.

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Speaker 1: I was growing and I was growing.

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Speaker 4: He's got me.

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Speaker 2: Growing growing every year, Kyle, we get it, man, your

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Speaker 2: parents are rich.

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Speaker 1: Bro Damn No.

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Speaker 6: I think I was actually going to chime in on

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Speaker 6: lot of my paper route money went towards hockey.

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Speaker 3: Geary.

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Speaker 1: I think I had a budget where they were like,

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Speaker 1: if you want to play hockey, we'll get the bare minimum.

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Speaker 1: And that was played again sports, you know, bottom level

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Speaker 1: use shut and this is the way.

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Speaker 4: And your brother also played hockey.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, my brother played all the way through college. He

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Speaker 1: was the goalie and he can.

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Speaker 4: Can he still do the splits?

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Speaker 1: I don't you can?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I know he can.

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Speaker 1: I'd like to see that. Yeah, let's play.

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Speaker 2: I remember when we painted your brother's nutsack yellow and

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Speaker 3: Okay, Now that night I was blackout.

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Speaker 1: Okay, there's some great pictures from that night. Wow, epic

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because you painted as nuts with your tongue, dude. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: that was no. Did you you were blackout?

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Speaker 1: Dude? Yeah? I remember that.

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Speaker 3: No, No, Okay, So this is what it was is

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Speaker 3: like your brother, we were all very hammered at the work.

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Speaker 3: It was this pre or during workohol.

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Speaker 1: It was pre I think it was like but bear.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, the inspiration like maybe we were shooting the presentation

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and for anybody who knows baby Nuci's built like

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Speaker 3: a freakin tank, but he's one of the most agile

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Speaker 3: men you'll ever meet, almost like Beast from the X Men.

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Speaker 3: You're just surprised at this show.

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Speaker 4: I feel like that's a that's consistent with all the

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Speaker 4: new tracks. Across the board.

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Speaker 3: How yeah, yeah, all does have good dexterity, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Cagility, yeah, I mean this guy on the pickle court.

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Speaker 6: Come on, ye oh man, I'm saying I'm just saying,

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Speaker 6: wait till you see me this weekend, buddy, because I'm

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Speaker 6: not fu show.

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Speaker 3: Okay, But but baby Noutch was a goalie in hockey,

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Speaker 3: like he was quick, could do the splits. He was like,

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Speaker 3: just he was dumb. It's actually really really good. But

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Speaker 3: one day, you know, it was years out from him

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Speaker 3: from us playing together, he was still claiming he could

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Speaker 3: do like the splits.

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Speaker 2: Proper not not my bitchy like jazz splits where I

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Speaker 2: took a leg back where I'm cheating.

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Speaker 4: Right, I'm glad you said that, Like you said, if.

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Speaker 3: You we said, if you can actually do the splits

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Speaker 3: all the way down, then if we paint your testicles yell,

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Speaker 3: first we.

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Speaker 1: Had to cut a hole.

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Speaker 4: That's how you'll know he like, did it properly?

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Speaker 3: It will leave a mark on the floor of your

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Speaker 3: of your testicles, like it'll stamp the ground, and then

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Speaker 3: we'll have the proof.

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Speaker 1: And who painted it? I did? Yeah, it seems like

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Speaker 1: a roundabout way to just see his nothing.

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Speaker 3: It wasn't even a brush. I like finger painted.

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Speaker 4: Oh boy, I imagine you like hearing like little rumblings

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Speaker 4: about how you can do the splits, and you just

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Speaker 4: running from another one, like I have an idea, idea, I.

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Speaker 3: Have the formula. I know how this can I know

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Speaker 3: how this can be proven very easily.

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Speaker 5: They're like, well, we could just use our eyes. We

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Speaker 5: could he could just do the split, so we could

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Speaker 5: just view it with.

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Speaker 3: Our eyes and we could put it like a camera

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Speaker 3: down there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Or he can just do it in pants.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and then we could just watch with our

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Speaker 1: That he did it. Well, that's when he ended up

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Speaker 1: doing it, and.

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Speaker 2: Your's like, no, no, no, we must paint the testee.

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Speaker 1: He ended up doing it in sweats. He got a

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Speaker 1: pair of old sweats and we cut the hole and

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Speaker 1: pull his balls right through it. And then that's when

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Speaker 1: you painted.

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Speaker 6: So it wasn't crass like all you guys are thinking,

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Speaker 6: I want to paint the picture properly.

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Speaker 4: It wasn't like new no, this cells on the.

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Speaker 1: It was not crass.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know people are out there, it wasn't my crass.

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Speaker 1: Like everybody, they're gross out there. They're thinking this is

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Speaker 1: on the level.

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Speaker 5: You know what, I'm gonna turn the radio down.

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Speaker 1: This is a little crass for me.

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Speaker 2: In the morning when I'm driving into work. It wasn't

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Speaker 2: that right, Oh.

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Speaker 3: Boy, oh god, the guys are getting crass again.

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Speaker 1: A nude man, a nude man.

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Speaker 4: It's a gross out pod dude.

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Speaker 1: He wasn't nude. He was wearing sweats. We pulled his

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Speaker 1: balls through the sweats. It wasn't crass like you thought.

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Speaker 4: You know, that makes it worse, right, that's better.

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Speaker 1: Wait, what do you mean we're not looking at this well?

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Speaker 2: Also, we could have just gotten an old pair of

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Speaker 2: he could have just jeans through.

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Speaker 1: You want to pull your balls to the zipper?

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Speaker 3: Listen, I take it back. I got his take back.

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Speaker 3: He's got his take I.

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Speaker 2: Got I got my take back I had as soon

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Speaker 2: as he came out of my mouth.

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Speaker 5: I'm like, you can't do this, split see.

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Speaker 1: Do switz and jeez.

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Speaker 4: Well, hey, with that said, a circle back to where

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Speaker 4: that came comes from.

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Speaker 3: With that said, my boys stamped the floor and that

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Speaker 3: yellow paint stayed on the on the floor for the

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Speaker 3: rest of the day.

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Speaker 2: Through all of the work, all seasons. We we had

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Speaker 4: And why did this never become a t for Adam

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Speaker 4: to do the splits and leave the mark. But then

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Speaker 4: like it's super glue and his nuts sticks to the ground.

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Speaker 1: Or something, right, your damn it?

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Speaker 4: Wow, we need a movie.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what happened? That's a that's a great that's a

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Speaker 1: great one.

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Speaker 2: Hey man, save it for the cartoon, dude, save save

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Speaker 2: it for uh that that will never happen because Paramount

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Speaker 2: plus doesn't want anything to do with it.

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Speaker 4: I do love the idea of like we we come

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Speaker 4: up with the idea we put a little super glue

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Speaker 4: in the paint. Your nuts stick to the thing. We're laughing,

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Speaker 4: you start crying. We feel bad. We going to help

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Speaker 4: you out. Then our fingers all get stuck to your

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Speaker 4: nuts to the floor, and then we have to like

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Speaker 4: use our power. By the way, this is a perfect

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Speaker 4: bottle episode. This is the whole episode.

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Speaker 1: This is time, this is good.

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Speaker 4: We have to figure a way to get the phone

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Speaker 4: from across the hall to then dial with our noses

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Speaker 4: and call on one so like we.

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Speaker 1: Know we have rats, right, I have to cut your

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Speaker 1: finger off.

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Speaker 4: Always has treats in his pocket because.

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Speaker 2: We use rats to bring the phone over, yes, exactly.

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Speaker 1: To nibble the paint.

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Speaker 6: The paint is actually the rat eats the paint's cheese.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay.

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Speaker 2: Or here, And in case we didn't want a bottle episode,

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Speaker 2: how about this.

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Speaker 1: It's there, super I drop low.

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Speaker 4: Producer hat off.

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Speaker 1: Now, I dropped low. Like we we've already.

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Speaker 5: Done the bottle episode. Somewhere in the season.

451
00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:40,680
Speaker 1: We can go out and about it.

452
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:41,360
Speaker 4: And it was good.

453
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:42,959
Speaker 1: It was it could be a rom quest. So this

454
00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:44,919
Speaker 1: is the one, though, this is the one we do

455
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,280
Speaker 1: a bottle episode.

456
00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:49,040
Speaker 2: I stamped the nuts. Hey, I'm brainstorming here, Kyle, Why

457
00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:49,760
Speaker 2: are you being an.

458
00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:55,119
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, hit it, baby, hit it exactly. I'm sorry.

459
00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:58,160
Speaker 2: And so I'm stuck to the floor. It hurts so bad.

460
00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:01,000
Speaker 2: You guys all help me get up up. My nets

461
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:05,240
Speaker 2: are are fully stretched out like a foot and a half, okay,

462
00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:09,119
Speaker 2: And and you guys are like, oh my god, and

463
00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:11,520
Speaker 2: you think like it's gonna rip my balls. I ripped

464
00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:14,479
Speaker 2: the floorboard up and we're like, oh my god, you

465
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:17,840
Speaker 2: just ripped the floorboard. Now this piece with my nets

466
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:23,920
Speaker 2: and I look underneath, there's a treasure map, treasure, there's

467
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:26,040
Speaker 2: a treasure map, there's a treasure.

468
00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:29,240
Speaker 1: The floorboards.

469
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:32,399
Speaker 5: And then now it's our Goonies episode.

470
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:34,360
Speaker 1: So it's a wait, what is that? What is that?

471
00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:38,359
Speaker 4: Okay, just to correct to ground it a little so

472
00:19:38,359 --> 00:19:40,639
Speaker 4: that your nuts aren't stretching a foot and a half.

473
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,040
Speaker 4: What if we you can't get up? So we decide

474
00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:46,360
Speaker 4: to a hole around so you can like just get

475
00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:47,600
Speaker 4: up with the wood and we can take it to

476
00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:50,600
Speaker 4: the r. And then because of what we saw you

477
00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:52,879
Speaker 4: fall through the floor, and what do we find?

478
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:57,359
Speaker 1: X marks a spot a door to X marks a

479
00:19:57,359 --> 00:19:58,040
Speaker 1: SPOS treasure.

480
00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:03,439
Speaker 3: Ma, hey guys, I just got off the phone, paramounts

481
00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:03,720
Speaker 3: back in.

482
00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:07,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then there's some kind of tunnel and we

483
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,879
Speaker 2: just hear like uh like.

484
00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:14,320
Speaker 1: Like here you guys, it's like here we hear a sloth.

485
00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:15,040
Speaker 1: That's Carl.

486
00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:15,720
Speaker 3: Not a fan.

487
00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:17,439
Speaker 1: When am I in this? That's Carl?

488
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:17,640
Speaker 3: Right?

489
00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:24,240
Speaker 1: Wow, dude, Carl has been down Yeah, yeah, I'm down

490
00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:27,560
Speaker 1: there for sure. Not part of the story, but down there. Yeah,

491
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:28,760
Speaker 1: you you sell him.

492
00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:34,520
Speaker 2: It's like human growth hormones, right, and he's just down

493
00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:36,119
Speaker 2: there deadlifting trash.

494
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:38,600
Speaker 4: By the way, can we just can we just circle

495
00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:44,240
Speaker 4: around a good idea Goonies and sloth because because what

496
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:46,800
Speaker 4: I like about what I like about that movie is

497
00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:51,400
Speaker 4: it goes, okay, this is a different looking person who

498
00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:56,560
Speaker 4: two children would be frightening at first, but then the

499
00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:59,240
Speaker 4: kid who's been picked on a lot himself, you know,

500
00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:03,400
Speaker 4: becomes his friend and like it's pasted the like bizarre

501
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,960
Speaker 4: face and the ears that can move on their own somehow.

502
00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:08,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, yep, they share a candy ball.

503
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:12,000
Speaker 4: And and befriends this person and shows him love. You

504
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:14,920
Speaker 4: couldn't make You couldn't show that story anymore, right because

505
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:17,119
Speaker 4: people would be, like, you know, from the bat, no

506
00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:20,000
Speaker 4: one would be scared of a person who's deformed. We

507
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:22,000
Speaker 4: wouldn't have that because then you'd be a bad.

508
00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:24,439
Speaker 1: Person or or you'd be like, you're why isn't that

509
00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:27,000
Speaker 1: just fucking That's just like Phantom of the Opera though, right,

510
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:27,600
Speaker 1: I mean.

511
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,760
Speaker 3: Good, very good pool.

512
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:34,320
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and I guess it's Leviticus. Uh seven twelve,

513
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:36,240
Speaker 4: isn't it really the.

514
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:39,080
Speaker 1: Right?

515
00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:40,440
Speaker 4: It's Adam Adam's Rib.

516
00:21:41,119 --> 00:21:45,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, there are only now there's only seven stories technically, But.

517
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:49,400
Speaker 4: What I'm getting at is we're like post people being

518
00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:52,399
Speaker 4: able to figure something out like that. It would people

519
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:54,600
Speaker 4: be offended, like, why is he scared of this guy

520
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:55,520
Speaker 4: with a deformed face?

521
00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:56,480
Speaker 1: I have a deformed face.

522
00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:58,960
Speaker 5: People would for sure be offended.

523
00:21:59,119 --> 00:22:01,920
Speaker 1: Okay, it would be a hard sell in the room. Yeah.

524
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:04,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're not getting to You're not getting to make

525
00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:06,400
Speaker 3: the man in the Iron mask anymore? All right?

526
00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:06,600
Speaker 4: No?

527
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:08,359
Speaker 3: Wait what was the isn't that weird?

528
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:09,440
Speaker 4: Isn't that crazy?

529
00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:09,680
Speaker 1: Wait?

530
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:11,240
Speaker 5: What was the elephant man?

531
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:13,399
Speaker 1: That is weird? Or what about the mask?

532
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:15,560
Speaker 3: Okay, that one was sick o r Yeah?

533
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:20,320
Speaker 1: Carry Sam Elliott? No no, no, not no.

534
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:21,960
Speaker 3: The one with us maybe.

535
00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:24,840
Speaker 4: It's called just mass mask. It's his mask, yeah, share.

536
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,920
Speaker 3: It's with the dude with the face that he looks

537
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:27,360
Speaker 3: like me.

538
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:30,600
Speaker 2: Stults Yeah yeah, Eric Stolts, Yeah, the one that looks

539
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:34,679
Speaker 2: exactly like they want to make up budget.

540
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:35,919
Speaker 3: That's nice.

541
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:37,639
Speaker 1: What was the one with Sam Elliott?

542
00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:41,840
Speaker 4: Well you already went through makeup? Oh yeah, hey?

543
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:45,240
Speaker 3: What was the one with mel Gibson where mel Gibson

544
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:48,200
Speaker 3: like is in like a like has a deformed face

545
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:50,000
Speaker 3: and like the kids are afraid of him, and then

546
00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:52,240
Speaker 3: like he falls in love with the with like the

547
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:56,720
Speaker 3: neighbor or like their mom. Do you remember that? No

548
00:22:56,840 --> 00:22:57,720
Speaker 3: of you guys saw that.

549
00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:00,520
Speaker 1: I really don't know what you're talking talking about.

550
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,639
Speaker 5: I do The Man without a Face.

551
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:07,520
Speaker 3: Okay, the Man without a Face. Yeah, the best movie

552
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:11,560
Speaker 3: ever She had no Face. Yeah, it was Born without

553
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:14,560
Speaker 3: a Face. It was so good. That was a great film.

554
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:16,359
Speaker 4: But what are we talking about now?

555
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:17,280
Speaker 3: We're just talking about.

556
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:19,960
Speaker 1: Now, we're just talking about movies. Did employ this tactic

557
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:23,040
Speaker 1: that would not be maybe touched today? That's it?

558
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:24,320
Speaker 4: And isn't that weird?

559
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:32,720
Speaker 5: Point grageous?

560
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:36,080
Speaker 2: And I retweeted at or Instagram it said that it

561
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:40,760
Speaker 2: was five years ago today that Game Overman came out.

562
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:45,000
Speaker 3: Yes, a month ago, oh wow, not four twenty five exactly,

563
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:47,480
Speaker 3: but it was yeah. It was like, oh.

564
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:49,920
Speaker 5: Sure, yeah, well we you know, we record these at

565
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:50,600
Speaker 5: different times.

566
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:53,480
Speaker 1: But okay, yeah yeah yeah yeah, but I'm still high

567
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:58,160
Speaker 1: from four to twenty baby yeah.

568
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,760
Speaker 5: Last yeah, dude, hey, it still stands.

569
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:02,439
Speaker 1: I'm still high from four to twenty five.

570
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:06,640
Speaker 4: Black point gray. They're claiming it. Huh that's great, yeah.

571
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:08,840
Speaker 1: Dude, yeah, yeah they are. They're claiming the movie.

572
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:11,800
Speaker 3: They're proud, all right, cool, they're proud of the five

573
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:13,880
Speaker 3: years later, smoke has settled. It's dope.

574
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:16,400
Speaker 4: I'm gonna repost it and say, what's your favorite part?

575
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:18,160
Speaker 3: Probably Adams Dick.

576
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:21,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, obviously today it's not the butthole part. It's

577
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:24,360
Speaker 1: not the butthole part. They don't like that part. Don't care.

578
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:26,760
Speaker 2: Hey, you know, if we do another movie, I feel

579
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:30,000
Speaker 2: like the balls to stay on theme with the one

580
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:33,720
Speaker 2: movie that we've done together. I should have at least

581
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:36,199
Speaker 2: part of My Dick out. And I think maybe the

582
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:38,359
Speaker 2: balls on the on the floor you think.

583
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:40,480
Speaker 4: I just think it should take place on your dick

584
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:41,880
Speaker 4: with like ants.

585
00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:44,480
Speaker 5: Oh, that's a good idea. Or little mites.

586
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:47,440
Speaker 4: You know, you're at a picnic and we're little Yes,

587
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:48,080
Speaker 4: we're mites.

588
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:50,760
Speaker 1: Thank you. Oh, your dick is a place. Your dick

589
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:51,280
Speaker 1: is a place.

590
00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:55,160
Speaker 4: It's and you know what, Dick is one of the characters.

591
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:57,359
Speaker 4: It might be just the backdrop, but it really is

592
00:24:57,359 --> 00:24:58,560
Speaker 4: one of the characters in the movie.

593
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:01,399
Speaker 1: A lot of times. The place, the setting, the setting

594
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:01,600
Speaker 1: is a.

595
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:05,359
Speaker 3: Catch just that's just Phantom of the Opera.

596
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:08,960
Speaker 4: That's true, and of course is seven twelve.

597
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:12,280
Speaker 2: But my Dick is fully deformed. And and the kids

598
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:13,840
Speaker 2: don't know how they feel about it.

599
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:17,199
Speaker 4: Going back to the right, they're scared it's chained up.

600
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:20,320
Speaker 1: At first and then when it gets loose, it gets a.

601
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:23,480
Speaker 4: Little chocolate in it. It comes around, well.

602
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:26,280
Speaker 2: What's wrong with his All of a sudden, All of

603
00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:28,080
Speaker 2: a sudden, they're like, oh, it's a nice stick.

604
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:30,200
Speaker 3: Well that's with those looks.

605
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:31,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, actually it's good.

606
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:33,359
Speaker 4: It's it's ears are winking at Uh.

607
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:34,280
Speaker 1: Yeah it could.

608
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:36,160
Speaker 5: It could make its ears move on its own.

609
00:25:36,359 --> 00:25:38,840
Speaker 1: No, those are wards, idiot. It has a Snickers but

610
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:39,560
Speaker 1: it has a baby.

611
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:44,720
Speaker 3: Ruth Right is a fan of the opera meets sand Lot.

612
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:46,399
Speaker 3: I'm in, dude, I'm in.

613
00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:50,280
Speaker 1: This is really good with a little is your dick

614
00:25:50,359 --> 00:25:51,080
Speaker 1: speaking right?

615
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:53,240
Speaker 4: We got to get the ball back from that dick,

616
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:57,360
Speaker 4: and it's just sparking at them like Rights itself.

617
00:25:57,760 --> 00:26:03,080
Speaker 3: It's just a guy. He's a sleep on his lazy boy,

618
00:26:03,119 --> 00:26:07,920
Speaker 3: but he always falls asleep without clothes. The ball rolls

619
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:12,960
Speaker 3: into his living room like a fucking perfect.

620
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:14,840
Speaker 4: But is it is it like other adults or is

621
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:16,560
Speaker 4: it children that are like trying to get the ball.

622
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:19,679
Speaker 3: No, it's adults. It has to be adults, obviously.

623
00:26:20,119 --> 00:26:22,560
Speaker 1: Why it has to be adults? Are we still talking?

624
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:23,679
Speaker 1: That's not funny?

625
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:25,400
Speaker 5: Why, dude, it's a children's adventure.

626
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:28,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not funny. It is funny. It's still funny. Yeah,

627
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:28,880
Speaker 1: I don't know if.

628
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:31,080
Speaker 3: You're getting it's still funny to me.

629
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:32,000
Speaker 4: It has to be.

630
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:34,960
Speaker 1: It's still funny to me too. It's okay, still funny.

631
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:36,760
Speaker 4: You know what. It should take place ten years ago,

632
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:39,520
Speaker 4: and it should be the Octomom's children when they were

633
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:42,160
Speaker 4: like six years old. I don't know how they are,

634
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:45,840
Speaker 4: but like, it's the young octomom octuplets.

635
00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:47,359
Speaker 1: What are they doing again?

636
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:49,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, remind me who the octomom is.

637
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:50,720
Speaker 3: That's a Marvel character.

638
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:54,000
Speaker 4: She's the one who gave birth to eight children at once.

639
00:26:55,359 --> 00:26:58,280
Speaker 1: Right, right, big pregnancy, big big pregnancy.

640
00:26:58,359 --> 00:27:00,440
Speaker 2: And that was because of like the weird the weird

641
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:02,720
Speaker 2: drugs that they that they used to go on.

642
00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:05,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, she was trying to get trying to get pregnant.

643
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:09,800
Speaker 3: And oh, John and Kate plus eight legendary.

644
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:10,239
Speaker 1: Wait it was it was.

645
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:12,880
Speaker 4: No, that's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about Solomon.

646
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:20,720
Speaker 4: What's her name, Solomon or something, solmane Solomon lets. She

647
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:23,000
Speaker 4: was famous because she had eight babies at once.

648
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:25,720
Speaker 1: Nadya Sulman.

649
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:29,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, And and the fact that I have space

650
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:31,879
Speaker 4: in my brain for that so many other time I'm like,

651
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:34,960
Speaker 4: what's the name of that director I just worked with today?

652
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:36,240
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the bitch.

653
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:40,000
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, no, and.

654
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:40,680
Speaker 1: She does porn.

655
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,240
Speaker 2: You look her up on Google and it says it

656
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:47,560
Speaker 2: says Nadya Soulman, pornographic film actor. That's what she's yeah,

657
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:50,320
Speaker 2: most known as, but it seems like she should be

658
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:52,840
Speaker 2: most known as the octimon octamon.

659
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:55,880
Speaker 3: I don't know, Adam, you have to revisit her line

660
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:57,760
Speaker 3: of work because she was very good.

661
00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,239
Speaker 4: I guess you got a click on that.

662
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:02,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I mean I guess so, my.

663
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:05,000
Speaker 1: God, octomom is a porn star. I had no idea.

664
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:05,879
Speaker 1: Is that the same?

665
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:07,600
Speaker 4: I feel like, yeah, she's got to be.

666
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:08,640
Speaker 3: That is crazy.

667
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:12,200
Speaker 5: And she has guys and she has fourteen kids.

668
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:15,920
Speaker 4: Oh wow, well when you have eight, when you have eight,

669
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:19,000
Speaker 4: you're you're boosted. That's a boost the Yeah.

670
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:21,560
Speaker 5: I guess if you have eight, do you then need

671
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:23,320
Speaker 5: to have six more kids?

672
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:25,760
Speaker 3: You might as well, well that's the mask.

673
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:27,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, well like and the I don't know, that's some

674
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:29,439
Speaker 1: old school ship. That's like you got.

675
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:31,520
Speaker 4: She's probably going for another eight dude, like because that

676
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:33,439
Speaker 4: made her famous and then she had them and then

677
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:35,920
Speaker 4: it's like, can I like repeat the treepeat.

678
00:28:36,119 --> 00:28:38,880
Speaker 1: Wow, that's truck. Yeah, yeah, you're right.

679
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:39,600
Speaker 3: How do you?

680
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:40,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, how do you?

681
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:43,320
Speaker 4: Isn't it weird that I'm so right?

682
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:45,320
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, no, you're you're right, you're spot off.

683
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:47,120
Speaker 4: She was like, let me repeat the treepeat?

684
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:48,720
Speaker 1: How do you parent? Repeat it?

685
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:50,160
Speaker 3: Like fourteen children?

686
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:52,560
Speaker 1: And she's filming it, and she's filming, well you have

687
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:55,200
Speaker 1: to obviously she's filming the hotel.

688
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:57,880
Speaker 2: And that's that's yeah, that's what is pornographic. It's just

689
00:28:57,920 --> 00:28:59,160
Speaker 2: her having all these kids.

690
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:01,640
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, Oh she wanted a reality show.

691
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:03,760
Speaker 3: Yeah damn, yeah, damn.

692
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:06,160
Speaker 5: And Lexington Steel is the doctor.

693
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:10,800
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I think I know who that is.

694
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:14,400
Speaker 4: You know what's cool that Lexington's Lexington Steel was kind

695
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:18,560
Speaker 4: of like there for us, like our generations, like he

696
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:23,360
Speaker 4: was he was tender. Who is that?

697
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 3: Oh he's an father, Yes.

698
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:28,520
Speaker 1: Of course, corno father. Hey, Blake quit acted like.

699
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:30,560
Speaker 5: You don't know, Blake, God stop it, come on.

700
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:34,680
Speaker 4: He was like more. He was basically like Morpheus of Porno.

701
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:37,640
Speaker 3: I'm playing the voice of the audience. There is a

702
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:41,040
Speaker 3: possibility that people listening, Hey, hey, I'm he just thinks

703
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:42,320
Speaker 3: that's a superhero name.

704
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:46,080
Speaker 2: Hey dude, I guarantee you ninety eight point five percent

705
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:49,760
Speaker 2: of our audience knows who Lexington Steel is and might

706
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:51,480
Speaker 2: have posters on the wall.

707
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:54,080
Speaker 3: Guys, get in the comments, tell us if you were

708
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:56,320
Speaker 3: aware of who this person was before.

709
00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:58,760
Speaker 4: Just slide in Blake's DMS and say, of course.

710
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:01,200
Speaker 3: We know I stand with les. Oh no, I be

711
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:03,280
Speaker 3: maybe not. I don't know. I haven't looked at what

712
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:04,600
Speaker 3: that dude. It doesn't.

713
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:07,680
Speaker 5: Probably like a sick artist, yeah, probably fucking probably.

714
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:09,520
Speaker 1: My guess is he's just cool as ship.

715
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:15,200
Speaker 4: But we oh, I bet he like fingerpaints people's balls

716
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:17,680
Speaker 4: and says, okay, now you lower down, you make a mark,

717
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:18,960
Speaker 4: and then we change the color.

718
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:24,560
Speaker 2: Lexington steal up to nowadays, Like if you told me

719
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:28,480
Speaker 2: he just like owns like a frozen banana stand somewhere

720
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:29,880
Speaker 2: and he's just sort of he's.

721
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:31,680
Speaker 4: Got the canes, he opened the canes.

722
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:35,840
Speaker 2: He has a chocolate frozen banana stand somewhere and he's

723
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:36,320
Speaker 2: like get it.

724
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:39,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, funny, right, funny right, huh.

725
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:42,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, And he's funny because the bananas are smaller.

726
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:47,320
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, yeah, because the bananas arts just too small.

727
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:48,000
Speaker 1: That's the joe.

728
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:51,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, funny, he's funny, dude, Like it did steal so funny.

729
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:54,080
Speaker 1: I could probably take him into retirement. Man, that would

730
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:55,480
Speaker 1: take him into a retirement.

731
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:58,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean he's behind the camera now right, like

732
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:00,280
Speaker 4: he's you know.

733
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:02,200
Speaker 1: That's what I worry about it these porn stars. What

734
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 1: are they're retiring as you know, what's what's going on?

735
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 2: Like like, well, we know, like just Steals owning a

736
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:10,840
Speaker 2: frozen bananas stank because it just makes perfect sense.

737
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:12,920
Speaker 1: We know that. Yeah, that's great. And is that what

738
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:15,760
Speaker 1: you do? You transition behind the camera, you have to. Yeah,

739
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:18,680
Speaker 1: you start to direct, you start to create, you start

740
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:19,840
Speaker 1: to get your vision out there.

741
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:22,560
Speaker 2: And then like, who's the guy that was known for

742
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:24,560
Speaker 2: in the guild, Kyle?

743
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:27,720
Speaker 3: Kyle, you're in the guild, you're the numbers scrunch tell us.

744
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:30,280
Speaker 1: Huh, I met him in the guild.

745
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:33,480
Speaker 2: George Who is the the act, the pornographic mail actor.

746
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:35,680
Speaker 2: I've met him once at the gym.

747
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:36,760
Speaker 1: Yeah.

748
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:41,560
Speaker 2: Peter north Yeah, that Peter north Pole, Yes, Peter nor

749
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:46,720
Speaker 2: I think he should own like like a fondue restaurant.

750
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,640
Speaker 1: He might be dead, Oh no, why a fond restaurants

751
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:51,000
Speaker 1: at him? What's well, it's.

752
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:55,080
Speaker 2: Because he's known for his amazing amount of ejaculate like he's.

753
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 4: Known for his Actually he's a person for Splooge, the

754
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:01,240
Speaker 4: delicious drink.

755
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:07,920
Speaker 1: They never said that. Adams like got great career crossover

756
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:10,760
Speaker 1: advice for for porn stars. I like that. Yeah, I

757
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:12,560
Speaker 1: know what to do post porno.

758
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:14,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like I don't know if I know

759
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:18,200
Speaker 2: how to navigate the star, but I would know what

760
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:20,600
Speaker 2: to do as soon as I hung up.

761
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:23,080
Speaker 3: What are the name of those things out or spurs?

762
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:24,000
Speaker 1: Hung up your spurs?

763
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:25,960
Speaker 3: What are the name of those things at school? The

764
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:27,560
Speaker 3: people who tell you what you should do?

765
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:28,120
Speaker 4: Shooters?

766
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:31,320
Speaker 1: A counselor a career career counselor career advisor.

767
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:34,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I think Anderson that's the official name.

768
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:35,880
Speaker 1: Adams the porno counselor.

769
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:36,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, that would be really cool.

770
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:39,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, a guidance counselor Yeah, well wait.

771
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:44,320
Speaker 3: Guidance yes her, there we go.

772
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:48,200
Speaker 4: I like how we we were, Like, Blake, you're a moron.

773
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 4: It's the wrong answer.

774
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:52,560
Speaker 3: I knew when you guys were saying. I was like,

775
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:55,840
Speaker 3: that's not clicking as what I was thinking. But guidance

776
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 3: counselor what a cool.

777
00:32:57,040 --> 00:33:00,240
Speaker 2: Job, because yeah, you need to But by the way,

778
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:03,000
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, admittedly that is a cool guidance counselor

779
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:04,040
Speaker 2: imagine you just.

780
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,760
Speaker 5: Because you always have to be positive.

781
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:06,400
Speaker 4: Hang on.

782
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:08,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, sometimes you just meet a kid and you're like, oh,

783
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:10,640
Speaker 2: you're you're fucked, You're a total idiot.

784
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:13,760
Speaker 1: You're kind of mean, well, come on, there's still got

785
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:16,240
Speaker 1: a place in this world. Come on, no, for sure.

786
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:17,200
Speaker 1: But then you're like you.

787
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:20,320
Speaker 4: Need of course the world needs, Yeah, you gotta find it.

788
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:24,520
Speaker 5: Then then you're just like you have to work, uh,

789
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:26,320
Speaker 5: you know, in a trash.

790
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,040
Speaker 4: Heap something right, digging a ditch, just.

791
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:30,120
Speaker 1: Picked digging a ditch. Yeah, you're a ditch digger.

792
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:33,720
Speaker 4: Do you think in the history of guidance counselors, which

793
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:35,640
Speaker 4: is what I knew they were called, while you guys

794
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:39,440
Speaker 4: were just gabbing on Jack, I totally forgot wow that

795
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:43,200
Speaker 4: there was a guy who was like poaching chicks out

796
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:44,160
Speaker 4: of high school and was like.

797
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:48,360
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, your of course right, wait for what what

798
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:48,840
Speaker 3: do you mean?

799
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 4: A guy was like, I don't know, like if you

800
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:52,880
Speaker 4: ever thought of acting? And then they're like no, not really.

801
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:54,560
Speaker 4: It's like you're a beautiful young girl.

802
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:57,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know you you know, you should be a model.

803
00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:59,560
Speaker 4: And he was like, here's my guy, and then he

804
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:02,120
Speaker 4: like and then he like sent them to a homie

805
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 4: who knew and just he was like the feeder.

806
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:08,080
Speaker 1: This is the worst. This is the worst.

807
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:10,000
Speaker 4: Blake's looking at me like places look at me like

808
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:11,600
Speaker 4: obviously every school.

809
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:12,120
Speaker 1: No Blake.

810
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:14,239
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, if there's if you can come up

811
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:17,120
Speaker 3: with the terrible idea about a man in some sort

812
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:20,400
Speaker 3: of position of power. Yes, it has been abused, it

813
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:21,960
Speaker 3: has well.

814
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:24,360
Speaker 5: For sure, But but why in the news.

815
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:26,440
Speaker 4: And if you're listening, please draw a picture of what

816
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:28,920
Speaker 4: you think that guy would look like and send it

817
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:29,600
Speaker 4: to Blakes.

818
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:31,480
Speaker 5: To dude, I bet he's I bet he's kind of hot.

819
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:32,560
Speaker 5: I bet he kind of looks like.

820
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:35,399
Speaker 4: Blake, right, young guy, He's gotta be cool.

821
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:37,799
Speaker 1: Maybe has like lines shaved in the side of the head.

822
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:40,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, he has like long, cool curly hair,

823
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:43,080
Speaker 2: kind of flops it off to the side. He's got

824
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:46,080
Speaker 2: like kind of a like a light mustache that you

825
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:47,720
Speaker 2: really have to look at to notice.

826
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:51,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got some small, cool throwback shades, like some

827
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:52,120
Speaker 1: pretty a man.

828
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:55,279
Speaker 4: Does he wear those like yellow lens glasses for looking

829
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 4: at computers all day? You know what you should, They're

830
00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:01,200
Speaker 4: like athletic glasses. But it's just clear lens you work at.

831
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:04,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, lots of throwback stuff. Yeah.

832
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:07,960
Speaker 2: He wears like all overprint Marvel, like all overprint t

833
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:09,720
Speaker 2: shirt sells him on the side.

834
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 5: He's kind of hips.

835
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 1: He's got gloves in his bag.

836
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:15,600
Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you right now, brother, you're gonna work

837
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:16,719
Speaker 3: at the water slides.

838
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:17,439
Speaker 1: See.

839
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:23,160
Speaker 3: Yuh, there's our guy, Blake Anderson guidance count and you've

840
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:24,799
Speaker 3: been guying. You've been guided, my boy.

841
00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:28,200
Speaker 2: But why is it on the news lately? Why it's

842
00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:32,319
Speaker 2: all female? It's like all the female. Why is that?

843
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,680
Speaker 4: Because that's clicking people want to be like it was

844
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:36,120
Speaker 4: she hot?

845
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:38,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, but is it happening at the same rate with

846
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:40,280
Speaker 2: men in schools or no?

847
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:44,359
Speaker 4: No, dudes are fucking way more young girls than women are,

848
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:47,080
Speaker 4: like getting hand jobs from sixteen year old dudes.

849
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:49,400
Speaker 3: Is this podcast?

850
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:52,160
Speaker 1: Wait? What? What did we just transition into I'm lost? See,

851
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 1: I don't know. I honestly I don't.

852
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:57,360
Speaker 5: I don't know because it's it hasn't made the news.

853
00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:00,160
Speaker 3: Adam is. Adam is pointing out the fact that it's

854
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:03,440
Speaker 3: not news. A lot of news stories there. There's teachers,

855
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:06,080
Speaker 3: female teachers who are getting busted for sleeping with their

856
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:07,360
Speaker 3: like young students.

857
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:10,600
Speaker 4: Nobody wants to hear about some dude molesting a young girl.

858
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:13,840
Speaker 4: But like people are like wolf, was the teacher hot?

859
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:16,240
Speaker 4: And is the dude a stud Like there's a totally

860
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:17,840
Speaker 4: different dynamic that people look.

861
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:20,359
Speaker 1: At it with. That's interesting, that is that is an

862
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:21,000
Speaker 1: interesting thing.

863
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:24,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're probably you're probably true. Well, I think you

864
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:25,160
Speaker 2: know what Guys like.

865
00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:26,239
Speaker 4: How jacked is this guy?

866
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:29,600
Speaker 1: Yeah? How cute is the Hey fucking fake news?

867
00:36:29,719 --> 00:36:31,760
Speaker 5: Give me, give me all the news babies.

868
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:34,120
Speaker 3: Okay, what you just want to hear? Terrible?

869
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:37,720
Speaker 4: Of course, of course, Adam wants unfiltered.

870
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:38,400
Speaker 1: Want unfiltered.

871
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 2: We need to start our own network, our own news network.

872
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:47,480
Speaker 1: Oh no, we do not, Oh no, we do not.

873
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:49,320
Speaker 4: This is important.

874
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:51,320
Speaker 3: What is happening is important.

875
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 1: That's not what this is about. But we need to

876
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:55,320
Speaker 1: start our own network.

877
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:59,760
Speaker 3: This is your guidance counselor. You're the worst guidance counselor.

878
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:02,239
Speaker 1: Ever to porn stars. But he no, he's good with

879
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:05,520
Speaker 1: porn stars going into retirement. Other than that, motherfucker has

880
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:07,360
Speaker 1: no clue.

881
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:09,759
Speaker 4: Who who do you think are the anchors on this thing?

882
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:12,319
Speaker 4: Back to you in the studio, Lexington.

883
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:16,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh the poorn know News. Yeah, that's a good idea.

884
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 2: Damn, I did not see you, and I'd get all

885
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:20,640
Speaker 2: my news from Lexington Steele.

886
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:23,120
Speaker 1: That'd be sick, dude, that'd be so.

887
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:24,919
Speaker 2: Cool.

888
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,360
Speaker 3: It's a wild pivot.

889
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:29,240
Speaker 5: He could deliver some really harsh ship and I'd be like, all.

890
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:33,880
Speaker 4: Right, atmospheric river coming through Los Angeles. It's wetter in

891
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:39,880
Speaker 4: LA than insert fucking pornostar from the two thousands.

892
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:40,360
Speaker 3: Loose.

893
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:42,759
Speaker 1: But I feel like there was something like on the

894
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:45,320
Speaker 1: wasn't there like something on the Playboy channel called the

895
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:47,520
Speaker 1: Naked News. I have something in my head that's like

896
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:51,359
Speaker 1: naked News. Okay, well that's New.

897
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Speaker 4: York, New York Access Cable, I think Basic Cable.

898
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Speaker 2: Well, Avalon was our management company was producing something like

899
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 2: that when we first signed up with them.

900
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Speaker 3: That's why we signed.

901
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:08,520
Speaker 2: The Naked News Old Naked News, and I think that

902
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:10,880
Speaker 2: was like maybe eighty percent of why we signed with

903
00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:13,960
Speaker 2: our management company and have stuff with that for fifteen

904
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:14,600
Speaker 2: plus years.

905
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Speaker 1: Right, Bro, they do the Naked News, you dude, they do.

906
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:20,319
Speaker 4: You need any writers on that. It's not really a

907
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:21,160
Speaker 4: writing thing.

908
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:23,279
Speaker 2: But they did the Naked News due it was a

909
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:28,840
Speaker 2: dating show for Playboy but also Naked though, so, yeah.

910
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:33,279
Speaker 4: Right, that's news to me real man, dude. Have you

911
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:34,919
Speaker 4: guys like's been looking for that for something?

912
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:36,080
Speaker 1: Have you guys heard about this?

913
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:39,000
Speaker 6: Have you guys heard about the show in Europe that's

914
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:43,920
Speaker 6: called Naked Attraction. We're basically like just regular. It's called

915
00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:47,120
Speaker 6: Naked Attraction. It's if you can YouTube it YouTube it

916
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:50,600
Speaker 6: is crazy. It comes on Wednesday nights like nine thirty

917
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:53,879
Speaker 6: and it's like one person goes out there and they

918
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:55,840
Speaker 6: are looking at three.

919
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:58,640
Speaker 1: Boxes like it goes goes out where I thank you,

920
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:01,440
Speaker 1: Adam goes out on they're looking there's there's one contestant.

921
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:06,120
Speaker 1: There's one contestant that is going to choose their partner

922
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:13,760
Speaker 1: based solely on first their dick. Wait what yeah, okay,

923
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:16,040
Speaker 1: well why are we watching this every week? Guys?

924
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:21,319
Speaker 6: Second, second, their body and then how they move it.

925
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:26,000
Speaker 6: So the contestants are in boxes that are blocked and

926
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:29,759
Speaker 6: the front of it comes up like is revealed to

927
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:32,600
Speaker 6: be like, okay, there's their dick, but you can't see

928
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:36,160
Speaker 6: their top half of their torso and the person who's so.

929
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:38,320
Speaker 4: You can see their legs. Based on someone's legs, you

930
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:40,160
Speaker 4: can probably assume if they're ripped or not.

931
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:43,719
Speaker 5: Okay, no, yeah, you get a pretty good idea, chicken leg.

932
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,480
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, you know you see their bodies, you see everything.

933
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:49,919
Speaker 6: You know what's coming because you got the bottom half.

934
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:52,880
Speaker 6: But they're just staring at their dick or their vagina

935
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:56,239
Speaker 6: and they're starring and they're commenting.

936
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Speaker 1: That's how hilarious.

937
00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:58,520
Speaker 3: How close are they allowed to get to?

938
00:39:58,719 --> 00:40:02,400
Speaker 1: The close ups are incredible, dude, and they're like fucking

939
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:07,719
Speaker 1: pierced and they're like, there's all how close the.

940
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:10,520
Speaker 4: Camera, Like can you see the mites that are trying

941
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:12,279
Speaker 4: to yeah, into the.

942
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:16,879
Speaker 1: Cameras are fucking there. Bro. It's this Matt Berry and

943
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,920
Speaker 1: Natasha Demetri like showed me this and we just spent

944
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 1: nights just watching and cracking up.

945
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:27,600
Speaker 2: So funny and like cracking up but also getting getting

946
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:28,240
Speaker 2: a little torqued.

947
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:29,880
Speaker 1: Dude, it's wild, man.

948
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:32,160
Speaker 4: Just staring at dick close ups.

949
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:33,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, where do you got what else?

950
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:36,319
Speaker 1: Your boobs are huge? Well, no, if they're not, they're

951
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:40,040
Speaker 1: not great looking bodies, they're just normal bodies.

952
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:42,560
Speaker 2: They're like, oh, so it's like it's like real sex.

953
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:44,280
Speaker 2: It's to be all real sex where they would show

954
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:46,799
Speaker 2: like just some regular ass naked people and you're like

955
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:48,160
Speaker 2: oh it's not as fun.

956
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:50,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they're being judged.

957
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:52,560
Speaker 4: Sure freshing, Okay, I keep watching.

958
00:40:53,239 --> 00:40:55,600
Speaker 2: I keep watching for eight hours. Yeah, I'll watch this

959
00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:56,280
Speaker 2: whole marathon.

960
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:59,880
Speaker 4: Oh this is kind of gross, but uh, I'm nine,

961
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:00,760
Speaker 4: So this works.

962
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 6: I think it's naked attraction. If you guys can't it attraction,

963
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:05,719
Speaker 6: definitely check it.

964
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:06,480
Speaker 1: All right, we'll wait.

965
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:08,920
Speaker 4: So the the bo they're in a box and that

966
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:11,480
Speaker 4: slides up. You can see their dick. Are there women

967
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:14,439
Speaker 4: who are also and you get to see like vagiant yeah? Yeah,

968
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:15,960
Speaker 4: and then it goes up a little further and you

969
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:18,760
Speaker 4: see breast chests, like muscles, whatever, and then you finally

970
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:19,360
Speaker 4: see the face.

971
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:21,800
Speaker 1: Yes, that's right, and then they make their choice.

972
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:23,000
Speaker 4: Do they care about the feet?

973
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,759
Speaker 6: Do they go like close up on the phone, they

974
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:27,359
Speaker 6: talk about everything they are.

975
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:30,680
Speaker 1: They are picking apart every part. Yeah, you can turn

976
00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:34,120
Speaker 1: around look at their ass. Yeah it's yes, you.

977
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,319
Speaker 2: Can check out their butthole, but.

978
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:38,880
Speaker 1: You could ask them. They could show it if they

979
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:41,080
Speaker 1: wanted to. I guess I don't know if you're allowed

980
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:43,000
Speaker 1: to Adam's Adam's soul.

981
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:45,920
Speaker 4: So you can you can see the butthole.

982
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:48,000
Speaker 1: You can ask them questions like you could be like

983
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:50,000
Speaker 1: you could be like, show me a little dance and

984
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:51,920
Speaker 1: then there's a part. Then they turn on music and

985
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:54,920
Speaker 1: everybody like from the waist down you see their lower

986
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:59,200
Speaker 1: half of their body doing the little fucking chimmy.

987
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:02,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, so how does the fucking show in?

988
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:05,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's the show. You just pick one? Yeah,

989
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:05,920
Speaker 1: you you?

990
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,280
Speaker 5: How long is this show? Like ten minutes?

991
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:10,400
Speaker 1: Like I think right out the gate.

992
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:12,080
Speaker 3: I could probably be like, yeah, that one's cool.

993
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:15,000
Speaker 4: Is it like an American idol kind of elimination thing,

994
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 4: like it goes for like twenty four episodes.

995
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:20,719
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's an elimination, Yes, it's no, no, no, no.

996
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:23,919
Speaker 6: Each episode is standalone. I think there's fifteen minutes each.

997
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:27,240
Speaker 4: There's like we narrow these bodies down from twenty four

998
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:28,280
Speaker 4: to one winner.

999
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:29,560
Speaker 3: There's a bagel.

1000
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:32,320
Speaker 1: There's like a boy and a girl on each episode

1001
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:33,759
Speaker 1: and they and they do it like that.

1002
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,080
Speaker 4: Tonight it's butt whole episode.

1003
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:41,480
Speaker 3: Sign me up to meet the person or personality or

1004
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:43,960
Speaker 3: like they don't get to answer a question, kind of

1005
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,680
Speaker 3: like love connection where they're.

1006
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:48,680
Speaker 1: Like, no, I don't think they're talking. I think I

1007
00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:52,000
Speaker 1: don't mister romantic up here, they don't get to talk

1008
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:52,319
Speaker 1: at all.

1009
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:54,920
Speaker 5: So what if what if they're just the hottest person.

1010
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:59,520
Speaker 2: They bound in nic butthole, Yeah, great torso firm, they're

1011
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:04,600
Speaker 2: under no knobby knees, great looking feet, and then get.

1012
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:06,640
Speaker 3: Those knobby knees out of there, and.

1013
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:11,560
Speaker 2: Then they their face is their gorgeous, just beauty, hor

1014
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:15,800
Speaker 2: symmetrical face and then they talk and they're like great

1015
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:18,400
Speaker 2: ash and they just have the worst voice.

1016
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:20,040
Speaker 1: I mean, that's what it is, most.

1017
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:21,640
Speaker 3: Of them, the Elmo's voice.

1018
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:25,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, they go on a date, and every episode I

1019
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,160
Speaker 1: saw like they were like and they had a great

1020
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:30,279
Speaker 1: first date, and then the next thing is like and

1021
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:32,880
Speaker 1: then they never went on a date ever. They fucked.

1022
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:35,080
Speaker 1: They fucked, and then they never went on a date.

1023
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:40,120
Speaker 1: I wonder why that's see what it resulted in every time?

1024
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:41,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, that checks out.

1025
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:45,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, but maybe also you know, maybe the person that's

1026
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:49,120
Speaker 2: being that is naked up there, maybe the person who

1027
00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:53,160
Speaker 2: is the one judging, maybe they're really bad at sex,

1028
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:57,280
Speaker 2: or maybe they their dick is in it is horrific, right, Okay.

1029
00:43:57,239 --> 00:43:59,279
Speaker 4: Correct, they're just trying to get their SAG card and

1030
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:03,319
Speaker 4: they're like, yeah, I'll do this.

1031
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:05,120
Speaker 1: This is this is Europe. I don't know if it's

1032
00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:05,719
Speaker 1: sad over there.

1033
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:08,200
Speaker 2: I feel like this is not Union. Yeah, I feel

1034
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:09,640
Speaker 2: like this is not a Union show.

1035
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:13,480
Speaker 1: I think this is this is a BAFTA thing, you know,

1036
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:14,000
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1037
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:17,520
Speaker 4: Ah, yes, yes, that sounds even more official.

1038
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:19,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know that's why I said it.

1039
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:23,080
Speaker 4: I know, I know that's why it's like Shakespearean trained.

1040
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:24,680
Speaker 1: Uh. Yeah, I like that.

1041
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:25,800
Speaker 3: These are some Disney's.

1042
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:28,160
Speaker 1: Check it out. I'll send you guys some links. It's

1043
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:31,160
Speaker 1: fucking sick, dude, dud, send us a lot of links.

1044
00:44:31,239 --> 00:44:32,640
Speaker 1: I'll send you guys some links.

1045
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:44,080
Speaker 3: We're reaching a point where dating shows are getting really wild.

1046
00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:46,200
Speaker 3: Did you ever see that one on Netflix where it

1047
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:50,359
Speaker 3: was like they made you up like completely, like like monsters,

1048
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:52,719
Speaker 3: and you went on a date and you couldn't tell

1049
00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:55,360
Speaker 3: what either one of you looked like. You looked like these.

1050
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:58,200
Speaker 2: Bizarre you made like a Is it like the mass

1051
00:44:58,239 --> 00:45:00,839
Speaker 2: singer type of monsters where it's plug or is it

1052
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:04,120
Speaker 2: like No, it's it's more like a man without a face,

1053
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:05,959
Speaker 2: Like it looks very real.

1054
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:10,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's kind of like mel Gibson like melting No,

1055
00:45:10,239 --> 00:45:13,200
Speaker 3: it's like it was like it was like prosthetics, like

1056
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:16,799
Speaker 3: lizard people and like big like but not plushy, like

1057
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:19,239
Speaker 3: their their mouths could move and all that. Oh it

1058
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:19,880
Speaker 3: was weird.

1059
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:22,160
Speaker 4: No, I didn't see that. What was it called?

1060
00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 5: It was like, dude, and that was how Netflix. Netflix

1061
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:26,160
Speaker 5: is doing.

1062
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,319
Speaker 3: Some ship beauty in the Yeah, beauty in the Eye

1063
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:29,560
Speaker 3: of the Beholder or something.

1064
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:32,400
Speaker 4: Oh so it's like you can't it's probably called Eye

1065
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:34,040
Speaker 4: of the Beholder, right, Yeah that sounds familiar.

1066
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:36,080
Speaker 1: Yeah right, yeah, that makes sense.

1067
00:45:36,239 --> 00:45:38,359
Speaker 3: Probably isn't called that, We're probably.

1068
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:40,160
Speaker 4: But so what is it? So you're supposed to be

1069
00:45:40,239 --> 00:45:42,359
Speaker 4: like and it's like you based it on how nice

1070
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:43,160
Speaker 4: they are kind of.

1071
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:45,839
Speaker 3: Thing their personality because they look so bizarre, and.

1072
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:47,960
Speaker 4: Then at the end they like pull the thing off

1073
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:50,000
Speaker 4: like you're beautiful.

1074
00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:53,040
Speaker 3: Well you're ugly, but also I mean sexy beasts.

1075
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:55,560
Speaker 1: Uh, this doesn't come off. It's called sexy beast.

1076
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:59,360
Speaker 2: It's called sexy beasts, which is not Eye of the

1077
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:00,920
Speaker 2: Beholder in a little bit, but.

1078
00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:02,640
Speaker 3: It's called sexy beasts.

1079
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:06,640
Speaker 5: Grandma, Like you were right, Well, how hilarious is it?

1080
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:10,480
Speaker 2: Because you think that they're gonna cast good looking people

1081
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:13,799
Speaker 2: who are also very nice, kind people. Imagine they like

1082
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:16,160
Speaker 2: are kind, nice people, and then they pull off their

1083
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:18,960
Speaker 2: fucking thing and they're just even worse than what they

1084
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:19,759
Speaker 2: make up.

1085
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:22,440
Speaker 1: And you're like you wish.

1086
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:26,280
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I was gonna say that. Okay, they're wearing

1087
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:28,520
Speaker 4: makeup and then you pick who you like, and then

1088
00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:30,319
Speaker 4: at the end the thing is that, like, it's not

1089
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:32,240
Speaker 4: makeup and they are severely deformed.

1090
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:33,560
Speaker 1: It's not makeup at all.

1091
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:38,200
Speaker 3: Yes, so they're like like Jones and here we go.

1092
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:40,959
Speaker 4: All right, take that giant thing off your face.

1093
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,560
Speaker 5: Oh I do have a megamind type skull.

1094
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:45,919
Speaker 3: Yes, pull off that pig nose.

1095
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:49,040
Speaker 1: Take the ball to cap off for you're a redhead.

1096
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:52,400
Speaker 3: Let's see sweeting all right, and that third eye on

1097
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:54,600
Speaker 3: your forehead, if you can just peel.

1098
00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:58,719
Speaker 1: It off and that's not coming like that, that's off.

1099
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:03,200
Speaker 4: Sa. It's like Austin Powers trying to rep the wig.

1100
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:04,719
Speaker 1: Why won't this.

1101
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:10,200
Speaker 3: As he's a man, babe?

1102
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:13,920
Speaker 1: Oh man, I.

1103
00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:15,960
Speaker 3: Freaking love Austin Powers.

1104
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:17,319
Speaker 4: Todd.

1105
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:20,719
Speaker 3: Make that my please make that my intro on the

1106
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:22,680
Speaker 3: pod shagged.

1107
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:25,799
Speaker 1: Like you want that on your tombstone? Are your kids old?

1108
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:29,040
Speaker 5: Enoughers has the oldest children?

1109
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:30,200
Speaker 4: Uh?

1110
00:47:30,239 --> 00:47:31,560
Speaker 1: Do you do your kids?

1111
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:34,279
Speaker 5: Are they old enough to appreciate Austin Powers yet?

1112
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:34,760
Speaker 1: No?

1113
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:36,560
Speaker 4: I don't think so. I think that would go way

1114
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:38,399
Speaker 4: over their head. I think some of that stuff went

1115
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:40,840
Speaker 4: over my head. And I was fucking sixteen when I saw.

1116
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:42,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's have the fun of watching that stuff

1117
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:43,840
Speaker 3: very shagged.

1118
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:46,440
Speaker 2: Well sure, but like the sexual stuff, it's just how

1119
00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:48,719
Speaker 2: goofy it is. I feel like they would like the

1120
00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:52,160
Speaker 2: like the like how he's talking and like.

1121
00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:54,719
Speaker 4: Yes, Adam, I just want to remind you that the

1122
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:57,000
Speaker 4: whole premise is that this is a guy who can't

1123
00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:00,160
Speaker 4: stop fucking things in a time where that's.

1124
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:03,799
Speaker 3: Not allowed, weird wild stuff, and he was.

1125
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:06,360
Speaker 4: Talking about how like condoms aren't good and his penis

1126
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:10,040
Speaker 4: pump is like so no, I haven't show I showed

1127
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:12,400
Speaker 4: them like creditor and super violent thing.

1128
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:13,600
Speaker 1: So I don't know who knows.

1129
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:16,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, what I feel like with the jokes like that,

1130
00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:18,360
Speaker 3: at least when I was a kid, like even watching

1131
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:21,280
Speaker 3: like Naked Gun or Ace Ventura when he like gets

1132
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:23,759
Speaker 3: fucked by the first gets the blow job, yeah, and

1133
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:26,640
Speaker 3: the like, ye, what I didn't know what was happening.

1134
00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:28,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, true, that's that's what I think.

1135
00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:30,080
Speaker 4: But then there's the scene where he's like, but you

1136
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:32,920
Speaker 4: how you were ten and acevan Ery came out.

1137
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:33,960
Speaker 3: I was like fourteen.

1138
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:37,760
Speaker 1: Ace Ventura was like no, ace Ventura was like ace Ventura.

1139
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:40,120
Speaker 1: We were in fifth grade? Yeah, fourth or fifth grade?

1140
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:41,399
Speaker 1: Yeah ten? Right were ten?

1141
00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:42,120
Speaker 4: I was twelve?

1142
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:44,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, fourth or fifth Yeah.

1143
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:45,280
Speaker 3: I didn't know what was happening.

1144
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:47,879
Speaker 4: Hot, Hot, I'm not saying you didn't, but like that's

1145
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:51,319
Speaker 4: still older. Maybe like next I had said this to

1146
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:52,840
Speaker 4: my wife, well.

1147
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:54,839
Speaker 5: Aren't your kid aren't they like nine or ten?

1148
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:56,080
Speaker 1: Now almost ten?

1149
00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:59,200
Speaker 4: When they turned ten, floodgates are open. Oh yeah, that's

1150
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:01,440
Speaker 4: where they watched whatever the fuck they want, Faces of

1151
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:11,160
Speaker 4: Death right, stee boys making attraction all good, but they

1152
00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:14,839
Speaker 4: We just watched that documentary about the Thai soccer team,

1153
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:18,399
Speaker 4: those boys who got trapped in the cave and then

1154
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:20,960
Speaker 4: like got freed, And we watched that last night. I'd

1155
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:22,880
Speaker 4: already seen it. It's fucking amazing.

1156
00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:23,719
Speaker 1: What is it called.

1157
00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:28,080
Speaker 4: It's called The Rescue and it's on Disney, and it's

1158
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:30,160
Speaker 4: essentially the story of like these boys they went hiking

1159
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:33,400
Speaker 4: in these caves and then the rain like monsoon season

1160
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:35,880
Speaker 4: showed up a month early, oops, and they got trapped

1161
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:38,680
Speaker 4: in the cave when it started raining, and the cave

1162
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:41,359
Speaker 4: systems like miles long, like a couple of miles long,

1163
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:43,279
Speaker 4: and they're just in there and so.

1164
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:46,400
Speaker 2: Like and like, imagine all the Komodo dragons and stuff

1165
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:47,239
Speaker 2: that are hiding in there.

1166
00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:51,839
Speaker 4: Oh so many, Adam, there's so many dragons that they

1167
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:54,319
Speaker 4: don't show. You're like, what's up with that?

1168
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:56,759
Speaker 2: But you're always sort of looking at the water and

1169
00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:59,120
Speaker 2: you're like, there's a Komodo dragon lurking somewhere.

1170
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:00,600
Speaker 1: And that's probably a big part the movie.

1171
00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:04,000
Speaker 4: It's okay, I think there's a sequel. There might be

1172
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:04,839
Speaker 4: a sequel about them.

1173
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:07,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that might be the sequel of the prequel,

1174
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:08,240
Speaker 2: The Rescue.

1175
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:10,080
Speaker 4: But my kids are the five and nine year olds

1176
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:12,040
Speaker 4: are just like, did the boy do they die? Do

1177
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:12,880
Speaker 4: they all die?

1178
00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:15,000
Speaker 3: Just tell me if they die? They I don't want

1179
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:16,200
Speaker 3: to watch it if they die.

1180
00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:18,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. So we kept them up super late last

1181
00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:20,919
Speaker 4: night watching it because we were just like, we can't

1182
00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:22,800
Speaker 4: send in the bed without them not knowing that the

1183
00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:23,840
Speaker 4: kids survived.

1184
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:24,839
Speaker 1: And we don't want to tell them for sure.

1185
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:28,160
Speaker 4: And they were so anxious watching this movie that I

1186
00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:29,480
Speaker 4: was like, did we talk about wow?

1187
00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:30,240
Speaker 3: Just sweating?

1188
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:30,600
Speaker 1: Wow?

1189
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:32,279
Speaker 5: No, that's tight, that's cool.

1190
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:34,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, But it's an amazing story and they do get

1191
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:35,880
Speaker 4: all the kids out spoiler.

1192
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:38,920
Speaker 3: Maybe I don't know. It's gonna be weird when you

1193
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:42,239
Speaker 3: know they turned thirty and twenty eight and they're like, yo,

1194
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:43,719
Speaker 3: remember when you made us watch that?

1195
00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:44,200
Speaker 4: Right?

1196
00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:45,920
Speaker 1: I got I still.

1197
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:46,800
Speaker 3: Remember it very well.

1198
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:49,000
Speaker 2: What I really wanted to go to bed and you

1199
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:51,240
Speaker 2: were like, no, you have to stay up right watch.

1200
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:53,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is something that stuck with me for a

1201
00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:54,799
Speaker 3: very long time.

1202
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:59,040
Speaker 4: Right, I can only watch Porno in caves. That's not

1203
00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:04,600
Speaker 4: the worst thing, Okay, I guess Kmoo Dragon. Yeah, I

1204
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:06,440
Speaker 4: can only watch Kamoto Dragon.

1205
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:09,760
Speaker 2: Porno U Kyle, do you remember I was thinking about

1206
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:11,759
Speaker 2: watching Porno in a weird place.

1207
00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:14,280
Speaker 5: When we went to the I Hop in a cave.

1208
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:17,239
Speaker 2: When we went to the I Hop off Wiltshire when

1209
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:19,560
Speaker 2: we used to live together back in the day, and

1210
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:22,440
Speaker 2: there was a man in a car in that little

1211
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:24,640
Speaker 2: parking lot behind the I hoop of only like five

1212
00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:25,440
Speaker 2: parking spots.

1213
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:28,719
Speaker 5: He was in the I hops internet and jerking off

1214
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:29,439
Speaker 5: in his car.

1215
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:33,319
Speaker 3: Hey hey now yeah hey desperate times.

1216
00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:35,839
Speaker 2: As we were like walking past his car, we're like, oh,

1217
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:38,520
Speaker 2: that guy has fucking porn hubub and then we just

1218
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:39,919
Speaker 2: noticed he's cranking down.

1219
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:42,640
Speaker 1: Was he on? Do you remember what kind of device

1220
00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:44,680
Speaker 1: he was on, Like did he have a laptop or

1221
00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:45,319
Speaker 1: was he had.

1222
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:46,040
Speaker 5: A full laptop?

1223
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:47,799
Speaker 1: He had a full laptop old.

1224
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,480
Speaker 6: Yeah, he was very forward. He was a forward thinker.

1225
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:53,560
Speaker 6: He was out there grabbing that Internet from the parking lot.

1226
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:55,400
Speaker 1: That was the first time I think I saw somebody

1227
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:57,480
Speaker 1: grab the Internet from the parking lot. So too.

1228
00:51:57,600 --> 00:52:01,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was Steve jobs test. He's a prototype of

1229
00:52:01,239 --> 00:52:01,960
Speaker 3: the iPad.

1230
00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:04,279
Speaker 2: And it made me go, like, what's happening in this

1231
00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:07,040
Speaker 2: guy's home where he because it was like he was

1232
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:08,680
Speaker 2: just a regular.

1233
00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:10,359
Speaker 1: It was like a camery, you know what I mean.

1234
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:12,880
Speaker 3: He wasn't like, hey, that ain't regular, bro?

1235
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,520
Speaker 4: What what what would what would tip it off to

1236
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:17,960
Speaker 4: be like, oh, this guy is sketchy? What car? Like?

1237
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:18,960
Speaker 4: What do you think a van?

1238
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:21,239
Speaker 1: A van? Is the first thought?

1239
00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:22,759
Speaker 2: Well, I mean like if it seemed like he was

1240
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:24,680
Speaker 2: living in the car. It didn't seem like he was

1241
00:52:24,719 --> 00:52:27,080
Speaker 2: living in the car and not even sketchy. It'd be like, oh,

1242
00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:28,879
Speaker 2: he has to drink off here because this is where

1243
00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:30,800
Speaker 2: he list. This guy had a home.

1244
00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:32,279
Speaker 1: I don't think he had to.

1245
00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:34,000
Speaker 4: We've all been there.

1246
00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:37,279
Speaker 6: I'm still I think I think he was just pioneering

1247
00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:39,279
Speaker 6: something I think he was just pioneering.

1248
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:41,040
Speaker 4: Thank you, thank you.

1249
00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:44,160
Speaker 1: I think that's a pioneer. That's somebody who's out there,

1250
00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:45,120
Speaker 1: real man.

1251
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,319
Speaker 2: I'd like to think like his in laws are in

1252
00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:52,880
Speaker 2: town getting on. He's like, he's got a lot of

1253
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:54,839
Speaker 2: things at all, but he's like, I gotta get out

1254
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:55,120
Speaker 2: of here.

1255
00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:57,960
Speaker 1: I got to crank down, get me to the closest

1256
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:03,760
Speaker 1: eye hops. He's, hey, damn man, maybe the parking wasn't limited.

1257
00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:05,600
Speaker 1: Maybe that's why he went to the hop and had

1258
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:07,279
Speaker 1: the internet. There you go, he got it.

1259
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:13,000
Speaker 4: Hey, I hop stands for I have to open my pants.

1260
00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:15,319
Speaker 4: I'm trying to.

1261
00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:16,359
Speaker 1: I have to.

1262
00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:21,040
Speaker 3: First point of the day to operate.

1263
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:23,719
Speaker 1: What's worse?

1264
00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:31,879
Speaker 4: Worse incidentally, hands over.

1265
00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:37,080
Speaker 5: Any take backs? Apologies? What was my take back earlier?

1266
00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:41,640
Speaker 2: I wanted to take back pulling the nuts through the zipper, yeah,

1267
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,879
Speaker 2: which obviously you know I walked that back right away,

1268
00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:48,200
Speaker 2: but I'm like to officially take that back because kids

1269
00:53:48,239 --> 00:53:50,440
Speaker 2: don't do that. If you're gonna paint your nuts and

1270
00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:52,839
Speaker 2: do the splits in front of your friends, have your

1271
00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:55,040
Speaker 2: get an old pair of sweatpants, cut a hole in it,

1272
00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:57,440
Speaker 2: have your friend pulled their nuts out for you, and

1273
00:53:57,480 --> 00:54:01,440
Speaker 2: then have your friend named Blake Anderson. Paint your nutsigh yellow?

1274
00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:03,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, real quick, before we go?

1275
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:08,760
Speaker 3: Before we go, interesting hand job on Pawnie from.

1276
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:11,319
Speaker 4: Each of you, guys, Can I get a movie for

1277
00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:13,879
Speaker 4: when my nine year old turns ten and I open

1278
00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:16,319
Speaker 4: the floodgates and I let him watch whatever movie he

1279
00:54:16,360 --> 00:54:19,359
Speaker 4: wants to watch? Can I get three recommendations from each

1280
00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:21,920
Speaker 4: one of from each of you that you're like, this

1281
00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:24,160
Speaker 4: is the one that's gonna fucking blow his mind? Is

1282
00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:26,160
Speaker 4: yours awesome powers at him?

1283
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:27,640
Speaker 1: That's gonna blow his mind?

1284
00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:27,920
Speaker 4: Well?

1285
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:29,799
Speaker 1: That that like he'll be like, oh my god.

1286
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:34,319
Speaker 2: I mean yeah, I think he would really enjoy it

1287
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:37,120
Speaker 2: because I think, oh yeah, it's playful enough that he

1288
00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:40,000
Speaker 2: would like still, it wouldn't be too scary or weird,

1289
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:42,200
Speaker 2: and he wouldn't get most of the sexual stuff.

1290
00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:44,440
Speaker 3: Anyway, you're gonna like my answer.

1291
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:46,759
Speaker 2: I would say RoboCop because that's the movie that I

1292
00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:50,520
Speaker 2: watched way too young. God, yes, very I watched that

1293
00:54:50,560 --> 00:54:52,200
Speaker 2: movie when I was like six or something.

1294
00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:53,839
Speaker 1: I love this, Yeah, and it.

1295
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:55,399
Speaker 5: Was just like, there's like a rape in the first

1296
00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:57,239
Speaker 5: like fifteen seconds.

1297
00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:57,160
Speaker 3: Is there?

1298
00:54:57,239 --> 00:54:59,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, where he shoots through the woman's skirt into the

1299
00:54:59,400 --> 00:54:59,919
Speaker 4: guy's dick.

1300
00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:04,640
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah, it's just like so violent, yes

1301
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:09,200
Speaker 2: immediately and hyper sexual and all the things. And it's

1302
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:11,799
Speaker 2: like a dystopian future. And you were like, and you're

1303
00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:14,319
Speaker 2: suggesting this, I'm too young to watch this raw.

1304
00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:16,480
Speaker 4: I felt the same way when I saw Predator too

1305
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:19,560
Speaker 4: in the theaters. I was like, this is insane. They're

1306
00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:22,960
Speaker 4: like cutting people's heads off and like dudes, they're skinned.

1307
00:55:23,239 --> 00:55:23,839
Speaker 1: That's type though.

1308
00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:28,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, isn't like the samurai scene like in the Skyscraper

1309
00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:31,160
Speaker 3: and it's just like some dude like with a katana

1310
00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:33,320
Speaker 3: and it doesn't he like cuts some dude's stomach openers.

1311
00:55:33,360 --> 00:55:34,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's narf.

1312
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:36,440
Speaker 4: It's okay.

1313
00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:41,320
Speaker 6: So RoboCop Terminator two was it did me right seats

1314
00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:43,080
Speaker 6: And then I went and saw Terminator one.

1315
00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:45,839
Speaker 1: But it wasn't like crazy because it's like sci fi.

1316
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:49,480
Speaker 1: I think it was. It blew my mind in a

1317
00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:50,560
Speaker 1: major fucking way.

1318
00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:53,240
Speaker 4: T two when he slices his hand off and shows

1319
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:54,280
Speaker 4: the like, there's.

1320
00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:57,360
Speaker 1: So much cool shit in that movie. It's unbelievable.

1321
00:55:57,440 --> 00:56:00,160
Speaker 4: I would have to show him Terminator before though, oh

1322
00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:00,960
Speaker 4: not required.

1323
00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:03,640
Speaker 1: I watched it the other way. Terminator, why you did?

1324
00:56:03,719 --> 00:56:06,600
Speaker 4: But I would want to show him Terminator first.

1325
00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:10,240
Speaker 3: That's gonna get you bummed because T two is way.

1326
00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:12,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, it is, no, but T one is fucking if

1327
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:13,680
Speaker 4: you're ten.

1328
00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:15,280
Speaker 3: It has Kyle Kyle.

1329
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:16,520
Speaker 4: It's got Kyle.

1330
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:18,560
Speaker 3: Kyle's the best I know.

1331
00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:21,360
Speaker 1: It does have fucking Kyle dude, a man named Kyle,

1332
00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:22,520
Speaker 1: by the way, it does.

1333
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:37,319
Speaker 4: God, the name threw it off from me, like almost.

1334
00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:33,799
Speaker 3: I'll go with the first rated R movie I ever saw.

1335
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Speaker 3: Dirty You're gonna like my answer, I'm gonna get you

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00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:39,600
Speaker 3: sucka was my first rated R movie, And that is

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00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:40,839
Speaker 3: a good one.

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00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:42,960
Speaker 1: That's right, we were talking about that.

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Speaker 3: That was a good one.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, are we gonna have Will you pull

1341
00:56:45,560 --> 00:56:47,080
Speaker 4: up that link I sent you and close out the

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Speaker 4: pod with it?

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Speaker 3: Thank you God?

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00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:51,400
Speaker 4: Oh God, what a killer soundtrack.

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Speaker 1: I just watched the other day and it's it fucking

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Speaker 1: holds up. Uh.

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00:56:55,239 --> 00:57:01,400
Speaker 4: Damon Wayan's senior, super duper funny, super young. Uh, Kadeem Hardison,

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00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:06,080
Speaker 4: super young, super funny. David Allen Greer kills it. Obviously.

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00:57:06,239 --> 00:57:10,640
Speaker 4: Keenan be the fucking leader of comedy that he was,

1350
00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:13,600
Speaker 4: just took all these hilarious people under his wing and

1351
00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:16,480
Speaker 4: made the fucking best movie So Funny and Blake.

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Speaker 1: Do you have well?

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Speaker 4: Was that pre?

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00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:21,840
Speaker 3: Was that pre in Living Color? No, it's not on

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00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:23,360
Speaker 3: Apple Music for some reason.

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00:57:23,520 --> 00:57:26,040
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, like super super duper Pre. I believe it

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00:57:26,080 --> 00:57:28,400
Speaker 4: was like several years before.

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Speaker 5: In I don't know if I've ever seen it.

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Speaker 2: I feel like I need to, like when you show

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Speaker 2: your kids that when they turned ten, I'll come over

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Speaker 2: to the crib and watch it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, ken Adam Uh, I'll watch it with.

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00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:39,880
Speaker 1: Jim Brown is in the mix.

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00:57:41,320 --> 00:57:46,160
Speaker 4: Bernie Casey is like the like og like it's a

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00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:50,080
Speaker 4: spoof on blaxploitation. Basically, it's like Airplane, How Airplane spoofed?

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Speaker 4: Like those disaster movies. This was exploitations and even had

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Speaker 4: like the guy who played super Fly fuck what is

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00:57:59,600 --> 00:58:02,520
Speaker 4: his name? He's in it, playing like an old I

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Speaker 4: mean it's this is the gym right there? Yeah, so

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Speaker 4: good dude. Yeah, Harris One also has a jam.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Isaac Hayes is in it too, Isaac Hayes. Chris

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Speaker 1: Rock is in it too. I didn't know Chris Chris

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00:58:19,960 --> 00:58:20,680
Speaker 1: Rock of course.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, Chris Rock is in it. Sean Wallans, Dude, this

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Speaker 6: cast is fucking Hawthorne.

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Speaker 1: James bro If we leave you guys with anything.

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Speaker 2: It's watch I'm gonna get you sucker, Sucker, RoboCop, I'm

1378
00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:34,840
Speaker 2: gonna get you sucker.

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00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:37,920
Speaker 4: I'm gonna get your suck up RoboCop and Kyle Yours

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Speaker 4: is TEA two and.

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Speaker 3: Two kids gonna be I feel like.

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Speaker 4: You guys just explained like those are the three movies

1383
00:58:43,160 --> 00:58:44,680
Speaker 4: of Who I Am, which is weird.

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Speaker 5: Well, you know, I think I think that's why we

1385
00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:48,800
Speaker 5: work well together and ship.

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00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:51,160
Speaker 4: We're trying to clone kisses kisses.

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Speaker 5: And that's another episode.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get your sucker. Oh my trem