Speaker 1: From Hollywood to you.
Speaker 2: Thank you for listening to Ryan.
Speaker 1: Air on Air with a Ryan Seacrest.
Speaker 2: I like the time a year we're in one of
Speaker 2: two point seven because I am.
Speaker 3: I like it when we get to talk about the
Speaker 3: weather being just sunshine and eighty's that's the sweet spot,
Speaker 3: that's the.
Speaker 2: Lane that we say.
Speaker 1: Nice.
Speaker 2: Spring is pretty great.
Speaker 3: Right, you got a nice fresh morning, but not cold,
Speaker 3: not that chill, and then you get that nice hmm Right,
Speaker 3: it's time to break out the sleeveless war.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, very excited.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I was thinking about this morning
Speaker 1: when I was driving in Can I guess?
Speaker 4: Can?
Speaker 1: I just You're never gonna guess, You're never gonna.
Speaker 3: Go Well, if sleeveless wear inspired what you're about to say,
Speaker 3: did it? Is there any connective tissue to that spring?
Speaker 3: Not sleeveless, but yes, spring, so the seasonal? Sure, you're
Speaker 3: going to make a prediction about what's going to happen
Speaker 3: to me in the spring. No, that's what I thought
Speaker 3: you were gonna do.
Speaker 1: No, okay, go, I was thinking about how crazy it
Speaker 1: is that like Harry Styles is going to go look
Speaker 1: at wedding venues.
Speaker 3: See, that's so funny. Because I was not thinking about
Speaker 3: any of that on the way in. I was thinking
Speaker 3: about what a great morning it's going to be. Actually,
Speaker 3: was thinking about the definition of karma, which we'll talk about.
Speaker 3: I was, yeah, that's why we're all here, because we
Speaker 3: all have different trains of foes. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was thinking about his bachelor party and just like
Speaker 1: how he's going to do all these wedding things, and
Speaker 1: I was like, this is so crazy.
Speaker 3: Our contributions are diverse. No, I don't think he will.
Speaker 3: My prediction is that he doesn't do a traditional bachelor party.
Speaker 1: It's why or traditional wedding. It's just going to you
Speaker 1: don't think so.
Speaker 3: No, I don't think he's very I mean, look, I
Speaker 3: think he's not going to do a traditional wedding.
Speaker 1: No, Okay, we shall see.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so what happened. He's engaged, he got it? Did
Speaker 2: he get away?
Speaker 5: Like we all kind of there were so many pictures
Speaker 5: and ers and then but now that People Magazine and
Speaker 5: like other outlets have like.
Speaker 1: Confirmed it, because neither one of them has said it,
Speaker 1: but they're sounding like a close friend of the circle.
Speaker 1: That's a right.
Speaker 2: Big deal because he's a heart throb to me.
Speaker 1: I know people are taking like three to five business
Speaker 1: days to process.
Speaker 2: Who are these people?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Not not people that are going to work here. No, no,
Speaker 3: we can't take three to five days.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So Lenny Kravitz would be your father.
Speaker 1: And now that's that's the headline.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's worth it.
Speaker 2: That's so cool. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean so if you think about his marketing heat
Speaker 3: being a heart throb, taking him off the market, I
Speaker 3: would think, oh, well, does that wane a little bit
Speaker 3: his heart throb in this well no, because then his
Speaker 3: father in laws any Kravitz, which kicks him up two steps.
Speaker 2: Cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I also think, like you're real, like his
Speaker 1: real fans just want him to be happy, and if
Speaker 1: this is what makes him happy, then you know, yeah
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 2: But this is not what I thought about this morning.
Speaker 3: I was just trying to get to like seven o'clock,
Speaker 3: speaking of which before long, which is like a minute out.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna pay the first bill, then seven ten, eight, ten, nine, ten,
Speaker 3: all morning, and then tomorrow all day. It's kiss rental.
Speaker 3: I just might Yeah, you know, you could eat this
Speaker 3: every day and it's gonna help. And I think I
Speaker 3: understand why. I'll tell you what this is. It's gonna
Speaker 3: help you get in shape faster. It's a bit boring,
Speaker 3: and that's part of why it's gonna work. So we'll
Speaker 3: get into that. If you're headed to the gym just
Speaker 3: thinking about this this morning, why not try and increase
Speaker 3: if you're putting in the time to do it, because
Speaker 3: it's it's it's frequency and repetition really that gets you
Speaker 3: results in anything. I mean, success is equal to repetition
Speaker 3: and frequency of that repetition. Yeah, in anything anyway, sisany sure,
Speaker 3: it was great to see you and the.
Speaker 2: Family this week.
Speaker 3: She came to American idlel on Monday night and then
Speaker 3: you took the kids out to sushi afterwards at eight o'clock.
Speaker 2: I don't know if.
Speaker 1: We were hungry.
Speaker 5: We had to be on set at like four thirty,
Speaker 5: and then we were You had trapped three.
Speaker 3: Two miniature people sitting at a four top in a
Speaker 3: sushi restaurant and they were really well behaved and they're
Speaker 3: not that old, I know.
Speaker 5: And they sent you a video. They were so grateful.
Speaker 5: They had so much fun. You took such good care
Speaker 5: of us, So thank you.
Speaker 3: Well, you're welcome. And Max, your son was asking me
Speaker 3: a lot of care. He's very curious Michael Junior. He
Speaker 3: was like, what is this? He goes, Ryan, what are
Speaker 3: you wearing tonight for the show?
Speaker 2: Now, I want to see what you were wearing.
Speaker 5: Tonight for the show, right, because you were getting your
Speaker 5: hair done when we walked into your trailer.
Speaker 2: I'm not getting it done. I was having it sprayed it.
Speaker 5: You were hair done in style lam lamb.
Speaker 1: Squad was there.
Speaker 3: So anyway, you get home and you start thinking about
Speaker 3: Mother's Day and what happened.
Speaker 2: You ordered a bunch of spear. You were really planning
Speaker 2: ahead for May ten.
Speaker 5: I know I'm hosting Mother's Day at our house with
Speaker 5: both sides of our family, so this is like forty
Speaker 5: people deep, and so I have to just start planning
Speaker 5: and figuring out like alcohol and things like that. So
Speaker 5: I'm on Bethmo when I'm ordering like the wines and
Speaker 5: Rose's and and I'm like, oh cool, they can deliver
Speaker 5: it fantastic, And I hit yes, I accept, I pay,
Speaker 5: and then I get a text right after And mind you,
Speaker 5: this is like eleven thirty.
Speaker 1: Like I'm I don't go to bed till like late,
Speaker 1: you know that.
Speaker 5: So it's like almost midnight at this point, and I
Speaker 5: get a text and it's like your delivery will be
Speaker 5: delivered in thirty five minutes. And I'm like what, yeah,
Speaker 5: and it's legit. I didn't even know that that was possible.
Speaker 5: I'm like, obviously, bevmost closed right now. But they have
Speaker 5: some sort of like third party delivery company that brings
Speaker 5: it to you right off fulfillment.
Speaker 2: They've got fulfillment in your neighborhood.
Speaker 3: They're just ready to Look, people need to drink when
Speaker 3: they need to drink, Ryan.
Speaker 1: This is like cases of wine.
Speaker 5: I'm like, I don't First of all, I can't even
Speaker 5: have this, Like I can't go out there and like
Speaker 5: receive this by myself.
Speaker 2: I had to go wake up Michael. I won't look
Speaker 2: great in the neighborhood.
Speaker 5: I had to wake up Michael from like his slumber
Speaker 5: and be like.
Speaker 1: Wait I did and ram at that point totally and.
Speaker 5: I'm like, hey, I have a delivery coming. I need
Speaker 5: you to go outside and get it from me.
Speaker 1: Because I want too scared.
Speaker 3: Look, it's impressive. I know there there are feats like
Speaker 3: that that are amazing to me. You know, it could
Speaker 3: be some random thing that you need to fix something
Speaker 3: in the bathroom, and all of a sudden that tool
Speaker 3: is there in twenty five minutes. But yeah, if it's
Speaker 3: my chocolate chip cookies that I'm ordering from the place
Speaker 3: that delivers the homemade chocolate chip cookies half gluten free.
Speaker 2: Half right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sometimes they don't tell me the truth. They tell
Speaker 3: me it's on the way. Can I start watching that
Speaker 3: little video game diagram of the car and it's swirling
Speaker 3: around in circles, it's gets it stuck and then it
Speaker 3: takes ninety minutes. So you get the booze in twenty
Speaker 3: five and the cookies take a long time.
Speaker 2: It just depends.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 3: When I was in New York City for a while,
Speaker 3: it's incredible.
Speaker 2: You get anything because everything's on every block right.
Speaker 3: Any in seven in one commercial break of his show,
Speaker 3: you can have ice cream and you think, wait, the
Speaker 3: show's going to be over. No, it's not that that
Speaker 3: ice cream will be there in seven minutes. They're on
Speaker 3: a bicycle a block away.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: It's different than you know cities like this spread out
Speaker 3: in LA But you're prepared. That's my mom's birthday, so
Speaker 3: you need double the booze.
Speaker 5: Oh yes, welcome to come over if she mother's day
Speaker 5: and Connie Seacrest's birthday going on the same day. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and it's also Mexican Mother's Day as well, so it's
Speaker 5: a very special mother's day.
Speaker 3: It's the universe, and it's five days after my colonoscopy,
Speaker 3: So it's the universe saying let's celebrate.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be ready, You're getna get out Sinco de Mayo.
Speaker 3: We'll come back to that with a big boy later. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he's got other plans. He's coming into the talk about
Speaker 3: something on Syna to my if you're not getting a colonoscopy,
Speaker 3: coming up, your tickets to go see the world champion
Speaker 3: Dodgers next? All right, tonya quickly the headline and we'll
Speaker 3: come back in just a second tier report.
Speaker 2: In this trending moment.
Speaker 1: When an ex gets engaged, is it best to stay
Speaker 1: off social media? That is the question?
Speaker 5: Uh, give me fresh of an x Ooh like.
Speaker 2: An important ex seminal moment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, exactly.
Speaker 3: So Wait, I think Sysney's got there. Let's just go
Speaker 3: I think Sisney's got the right point here. Okay, if
Speaker 3: there are years that have gone by, I can be
Speaker 3: aware of it. Right, if it's within a year or two,
Speaker 3: I don't need to do anything but wish you the best.
Speaker 3: I don't need to know too much about it now.
Speaker 3: I think I got invited to somebody's wedding that I
Speaker 3: did a long time ago, which I'm fine with. Anyway,
Speaker 3: go ahead with your report.
Speaker 1: So as we were talking about earlier people, magazine did
Speaker 1: kind of allegedly confirm that Harry Styles and Zoe Kravitz
Speaker 1: are engaged. And if you remember, Zoe Kravitz was previously
Speaker 1: engaged to Channing Tatum. Okay, so they got together on
Speaker 1: the set of Blink twice. He proposed October twenty twenty three,
Speaker 1: and then they called it quits the following fall. So
Speaker 1: now that this engagement news dropped, all eyes turned to
Speaker 1: Channing Tatum and he did not stay silent. So he
Speaker 1: posted a poem on his Instagram story. He captioned it
Speaker 1: with the like it said, read dot dot dot and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna it was ten slides of a carousel of
Speaker 1: a poem. I'm just going to kind of give you
Speaker 1: a synopsis. My brain and heart divorced a decade ago
Speaker 1: over who was to blame about how big of a
Speaker 1: mess I have become. Eventually, they couldn't be in the
Speaker 1: same room with each other. It keeps going. His brain
Speaker 1: and his heart now share custody of him. They blame
Speaker 1: each other for the state of his life. I could
Speaker 1: go on and on and on.
Speaker 2: That's from I mean, what I'm reading that you're reading
Speaker 2: is from John Rodell.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, it's a poem. It's not something that he's
Speaker 1: just a poet.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's okay. So he took this poem that has
Speaker 2: already written.
Speaker 1: And he posted on his story. Okay, Panning Tatum, do
Speaker 1: you just.
Speaker 2: Like, in one second, tell us what that meant?
Speaker 1: Oh the poem?
Speaker 3: Yeah, can we just just decode it in like one second?
Speaker 1: So it just kind of seems like he's talking about
Speaker 1: his brain in his heart and he's saying, my life
Speaker 1: is a mess right now, Like it's.
Speaker 2: Just right now.
Speaker 3: Currently is Channing Tatum's life's mess right now?
Speaker 1: This is just what he posted on his stories.
Speaker 3: But this so he has to be with the timing.
Speaker 1: Channing Tatum does often post stuff like he's he's not
Speaker 1: like a silent person.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say and I I love this This guy
Speaker 3: to me is I love this guy.
Speaker 2: I don't know him well, but I love Channing Tatum.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 3: I think if you post anything like that around the
Speaker 3: time that something's happening, then you know it could be
Speaker 3: interpreted like that. Like you just you are aware of that.
Speaker 3: All right, congratulations to everyone. Channing Tatum, you have my vote.
Speaker 3: You know, I know that this is my vote. Is
Speaker 3: he running for anything? You have my vote? Channing coming
Speaker 3: up next, there's a there's an election coming. He could
Speaker 3: be running for something. If you want to get in shape,
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Speaker 3: If you eat the same meal over and over and
Speaker 3: over again, not forever because you need to balance your nutrients,
Speaker 3: but at least for a short period of time, you
Speaker 3: might lose weight faster. And that's because it's boring. Like
Speaker 3: when you get excited about a meal, then you look
Speaker 3: forward to it and eat more.
Speaker 2: Like I do. Eat the same thing a lot Monday
Speaker 2: through Friday.
Speaker 1: I do every day through Friday, or a lot of times.
Speaker 3: Wow, ground up chicken, ground up, and I pre make
Speaker 3: it ground up chicken in a container and I eat
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Speaker 1: Go five days straight with that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: What do you eat the chicken with? Season? Probably sweep?
Speaker 1: Yeah all right.
Speaker 3: I mean when I really want to be focused, that's
Speaker 3: what I go for and it's that season to focus.
Speaker 3: Now the quote today, no amount of anxiety is going
Speaker 3: to make any difference to anything that is going to happen. Wow,
Speaker 3: it's saying that, don't waste your energy on the anxiety.
Speaker 3: It's not going to change the outcome. It's only going
Speaker 3: to spiral. You get rid of the anxiety, the outcome
Speaker 3: will remain. One of two point seven kissmm is on KISSFM.
Speaker 2: Chewey Martinez back.
Speaker 3: With us up early, get him a few days to
Speaker 3: breathe and not work around the clock, and he's back
Speaker 3: up in al Monty this morning. Free gas. You get
Speaker 3: your free gas in Amanti. We'll pick a station here
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Speaker 5: Well did you get stuck on the one oh one
Speaker 5: during rush hour yesterday? Because the person who threatened to
Speaker 5: jump off and overpass in downtown LA was taken into
Speaker 5: custody after nearly five hours. California wildlife officials are warning
Speaker 5: that bear sightings could become more common as temperatures rise.
Speaker 5: A judge ordered the city of Huntingdon Beach to pay
Speaker 5: one million dollars in attorney fees for restricting miners access
Speaker 5: to library books. And Ariana Grande announced her eighth studio album, Pedal,
Speaker 5: will arrive on July thirty.
Speaker 1: First.
Speaker 3: It's the weekend, do cheap playboy Cardi seacrest here so
Speaker 3: for our intern Sorry, it's been so busy, I haven't
Speaker 3: even said.
Speaker 2: Hi in Hi Hi.
Speaker 3: You missed the perfect opportunity for me to meet Skeletor
Speaker 3: when Sydney came to Idle on Monday night. You should
Speaker 3: have brought Skeletor. I could have met him as well,
Speaker 3: because Tanya was busy so she couldn't join us, and
Speaker 3: we would have loved to have meet.
Speaker 2: We got to miss a.
Speaker 3: Good checking about this, this boyfriend of hers.
Speaker 7: We need to plan.
Speaker 2: It's been moving fast, this whole thing.
Speaker 3: It was in a quagmire of slowness forever, Rightagmar, this
Speaker 3: is great words. Yeah, it was swashbuckle gray for a
Speaker 3: long time.
Speaker 1: What is a quagmire.
Speaker 2: What is this swash? It's like a.
Speaker 1: Gray area, like a situation.
Speaker 3: Quagmar is a swamp. It's like you're stuck. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 3: look at it.
Speaker 2: Look it up. I got chewing on line.
Speaker 3: Let's come back to your non quagmire now, because it's
Speaker 3: moving fast. I don't even know if your mom knows
Speaker 3: how fast it's moving. Hope she's listening. Intern Sofia Chewie
Speaker 3: Martinez guy went to high school in Phoenix before coming
Speaker 3: back to La started a kissing O two two thousand
Speaker 3: and two. He started a kiss gee and here he is.
Speaker 3: That's a long time, bro. I think I started after that.
Speaker 6: I'm still very young, Ryan, young, and I know you.
Speaker 2: Are you and me both Chewy so a monthy this morning.
Speaker 2: Where are you? If people want to get the free
Speaker 2: gas right.
Speaker 6: Now, Bro, run Valley Boulevard and Peck Road across the
Speaker 6: street from the Shaky's. I used to go to that
Speaker 6: Shaky's when I was a young boys getting fights in
Speaker 6: that parking lot. I'm it's room nostalgic right now. But
Speaker 6: we're at the Chevron Ryan, I'm here. My man Adam,
Speaker 6: who is an Army veteran who just reach hired in
Speaker 6: January of this year. And uh, somebody wants to say, hi,
Speaker 6: are you bro?
Speaker 2: We search? Hey, good mon, it's Ryan Seacrest.
Speaker 6: How are you?
Speaker 2: Thank you?
Speaker 6: Good morning, Ryan Seacrest. I'm doing great now.
Speaker 2: What is your full name?
Speaker 6: Adam Nopez?
Speaker 2: Search perfect.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna call you by your full name too, Adam Lopez.
Speaker 3: We're so happy to pump your gas and pay for
Speaker 3: it this morning.
Speaker 2: What are you up to? Where you headed?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 6: Today I was hoping to go to the cosm and
Speaker 6: what's the matrix?
Speaker 2: All right? Well you got all the fuel?
Speaker 8: Now?
Speaker 6: Oh that would be give me it hurt to pay it,
Speaker 6: but yes.
Speaker 3: We got you covered. Chewie is going to pay for
Speaker 3: your gus and some other people there. Adam Lopez at
Speaker 3: Valley Boulevard and Peck Road, the Chevron station.
Speaker 2: What are you rolling in? What are you driving?
Speaker 6: I have an O seven Carjurie that I bought when
Speaker 6: I was active, first car.
Speaker 1: I still drive it all right.
Speaker 3: Well, Chewie knows how to work that tank. He knows
Speaker 3: that seven tank. Well, thank you so much for coming
Speaker 3: on with us, and good luck on that trip in Inglewood,
Speaker 3: that immersive experience.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Okay, take care, bro, love it, love it, love it.
Speaker 2: Yeah to, So we'll check in with you.
Speaker 3: Al Monty is the place this morning. He's going to
Speaker 3: go see the Matrix. I think in Inglewood, the Immersive
Speaker 3: Entertainment Experience. It's very cool.
Speaker 6: I want to I want to go with him. I
Speaker 6: want to go see you check that out. I heard
Speaker 6: it's really great.
Speaker 3: I gotta send you to one more station this morning.
Speaker 3: Then you guys can have your eleven AM movie dates,
Speaker 3: all right, Terry Martinez, al Monty, I'm gonna pay a bill.
Speaker 2: Next we're going to the five six two. Sophia. How
Speaker 2: about this? You know, you meet this guy in Halloween, and.
Speaker 3: I am all for I feel like I've lived so
Speaker 3: many chapters of y'all's lives and relationships between from Ruby
Speaker 3: to Tanya to Siciny now to Sophia the intern. I
Speaker 3: have no time for myself. Really, you know, you guys
Speaker 3: have distracted me from my own path. But let's focus
Speaker 3: on Sophia for a second. So you meet this guy
Speaker 3: on Halloween and we call him a skeletor. I do
Speaker 3: not know his real name because he was dressed as that,
Speaker 3: and that's just what stuck. Then you're in a gray
Speaker 3: area of quagmire for a long time.
Speaker 1: Definition, Tanya, the definition of quagmire is a soft, boggy
Speaker 1: area of land where your foot sinks in when you're
Speaker 1: swampy swamp, swampy, marshy ground.
Speaker 2: There you go, Marshie, you were in some marshy gray ground.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, And now you're co signing documents with
Speaker 3: this guy, not.
Speaker 8: Me, He's co signing documents with his ex girlfriend.
Speaker 3: No, wait a minute, what we need a sound effect mark? No, we.
Speaker 7: Need the wrong sound.
Speaker 1: The red flag.
Speaker 3: Okay, that one's fine. Why is he doing that? How
Speaker 3: are they communicating about this?
Speaker 8: I actually found this out because I saw it text
Speaker 8: messages in his phone with her about car tags and
Speaker 8: I was signed those, I was, I was, But honestly,
Speaker 8: I'm glad.
Speaker 4: I'm snooping music right there.
Speaker 8: Okay, I'm glad I did, because when I asked him
Speaker 8: about it, he said that when they were together, he
Speaker 8: co signed the lease on her car when they were together. Yeah,
Speaker 8: and now they're not together. And I asked him, I
Speaker 8: was like, oh, well, how long is that going to be?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 7: How long are you going to have that tie to her?
Speaker 8: And he said she needs to refinance the car and
Speaker 8: then he can cut the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so.
Speaker 2: What do we do about this? What do we do
Speaker 2: about it?
Speaker 3: Nothing?
Speaker 2: You can do. It happened before you.
Speaker 3: It sounds like he was being generous and helping out
Speaker 3: the situation from earlier. Gosh, let me go back to
Speaker 3: the anxiety is not going to change the outcome. Any
Speaker 3: anxiety you have will not change the outcome. So this
Speaker 3: is kind of like done and right.
Speaker 5: But he's always to communicate with her for years to come.
Speaker 2: Right, But he could see see you on all the comms.
Speaker 1: That's so awkward, so weird.
Speaker 7: And I know that they're going to meet up to
Speaker 7: you that you can give her the tags. I saw
Speaker 7: it on the tag.
Speaker 1: Why can't he just mail him to her? Oh so,
Speaker 1: why didn't he tell you this?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: Why'd you have define it in his phone? That's what
Speaker 1: I so.
Speaker 3: I agree with everybody. No, Tanya is right, he should
Speaker 3: tell you. But I'm also fine with him communicating to
Speaker 3: make this like take care of the commitment that he
Speaker 3: signed up for and helping with the coast.
Speaker 2: This is what happens.
Speaker 1: I don't love that you were snooping though, Oh.
Speaker 3: My gosh, I thought you were co signing loans together or.
Speaker 2: Something like that. I mean they basically did are you
Speaker 2: living together?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 7: Borderline?
Speaker 2: Does your mom.
Speaker 1: About?
Speaker 7: Oh my god?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: All right, well that's that's not for me to tell.
Speaker 3: You should communicate that to your mom.
Speaker 2: Me.
Speaker 3: Coming up, we have to play game. We're gonna play
Speaker 3: Dodger facial Hair.
Speaker 1: Wow. How'd you come up with this game?
Speaker 2: Last night? Well?
Speaker 3: I was in between a bath and listening to sod
Speaker 3: Guru on eyeball.
Speaker 1: It's always the bath at I love this at work?
Speaker 3: Well, don't two point seven kiss FM. I have your
Speaker 3: World Champion Dodger tickets for you. We are gonna play
Speaker 3: Dodger Facial Hair because it's time for Dodger Baseball. I
Speaker 3: am the only person that wooed. Adam is in Santa Clary.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Adam.
Speaker 2: How are you?
Speaker 6: Good morning?
Speaker 2: I'm good. How are you doing? Solid?
Speaker 6: Bro?
Speaker 3: We are gonna play a game called Dodger Facial Hair.
Speaker 3: So you have to get three right before you get
Speaker 3: three wrong. I'll give you the name of Dodger. You
Speaker 3: tell me if they currently have facial hair. That's it
Speaker 3: easy and just play the odds on this one.
Speaker 2: Bro. Okay, okay, okay. If you don't know the odds
Speaker 2: played the odds. Max Monsey, Max Monsey, facial hair and
Speaker 2: no facial hair. That's right. Congratulations, you got one, all right?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, thank you.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Mookie Bets, Mookie Bets.
Speaker 9: Hold on, lookie, honestly it will go tee possibly hold on.
Speaker 3: Mookie Bets. Facial hair and no, yes, yes, that's right,
Speaker 3: you got it. What Scarnendez facial hair or not?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, the facial hair. You just ace that you
Speaker 2: swept it. Congratulations.
Speaker 6: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: So you're gonna go see the Dodger take on the Giants.
Speaker 3: Appreciate you listening at him in Santa Up.
Speaker 6: Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: You got it. Bro, it's kiss Off app on air
Speaker 2: with Ryan Seacrest. Seacrest with you. Now. You know, I have.
Speaker 3: Friends that are like, you know, we should do one day, bro,
Speaker 3: we should go bike riding and wine country, taste wine
Speaker 3: and ride a bike. And I'm like, I don't think
Speaker 3: so it seems so you No. I compartmentalized. I would
Speaker 3: do my exercise and then do my taste. I don't
Speaker 3: need to combine those two things. Then I started reading
Speaker 3: about this and Sisney did a deep dive. But there's
Speaker 3: a food marathon.
Speaker 2: Coming to La.
Speaker 3: The idea of eating at different places in this thirteen
Speaker 3: mile course between silver Lake and Highland Park. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: having bagels and pizza and French toast like that in
Speaker 3: my head sounds beautiful, right, But is it what my
Speaker 3: body can endure?
Speaker 5: Well, it's a half marathon, so you're not doing twenty
Speaker 5: eight miles, it's thirteen.
Speaker 2: I can't even run on the treadmill after I have
Speaker 2: a bakery.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And they're not really encouraging like running. It's more
Speaker 5: so about the food.
Speaker 2: How do you get from A to B?
Speaker 5: You do it, but you are going to go through
Speaker 5: Highland Park at Go Park, silver Lake and you'll stop
Speaker 5: at Courage, bagels, quarter sheets, pizza.
Speaker 1: Of course you can walk.
Speaker 2: It's so.
Speaker 1: You know, it just all depends. Well, think about it.
Speaker 1: If you walk, if it takes you thirteen minutes to
Speaker 1: walk a mile, this, yeah, thirteen times thirteen times thirteen
Speaker 1: is what? Uh huh? So there's no pride at the end.
Speaker 2: You can do that.
Speaker 3: You can't use a mathematical example and then ask us
Speaker 3: the answer.
Speaker 1: Right, And I got it one hundred and sixty nine minutes,
Speaker 1: which is come back to two point eight hours, so
Speaker 1: like three hours plus the eating of the eating. That's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: There's no prize, No one's racing to the finish line
Speaker 5: for this. It's just bragging rights that you got to
Speaker 5: experience this. And they're only letting about one hundred people in.
Speaker 3: It's a lottery system and it loves peaceful hey that
Speaker 3: you're painting.
Speaker 2: A very good to me.
Speaker 5: And you can enter in pairs, which I think is
Speaker 5: really cute as well.
Speaker 1: It's happening May seventeenth. Of anybody that's curious about it's the.
Speaker 2: LA Food Half Marathon.
Speaker 3: And what we should do is anybody listening that gets
Speaker 3: into that lottery and goes report back and let us
Speaker 3: know if we should do it next time, right, just
Speaker 3: like the marathon. Every year the LA Marathon, report back
Speaker 3: and let us know how you feel.
Speaker 5: One day we will do that the LA Marathon. I
Speaker 5: think our days have passed for that.
Speaker 2: Exactly my days, My joints are passed.
Speaker 3: Let me Rightrigo, Sophia, there's no shortage of drama in
Speaker 3: your life as a college student, and now you've got
Speaker 3: some double date drama.
Speaker 2: What happened Sophia? The intern?
Speaker 7: So my sorority sister.
Speaker 8: She invited me and Skeletor to go on a double date,
Speaker 8: like out to like a nice dinner with her and
Speaker 8: her boyfriend, but we were unavailable, so I had to
Speaker 8: tell her, oh, like, let's reschedule.
Speaker 7: I'll text you. So a couple days later I texted.
Speaker 8: Her and I was like, hey, let's go get dinner tonight,
Speaker 8: like we're free, this and that. So then she texted
Speaker 8: me and said that they're unavailable, so we were like okay.
Speaker 8: So Skeleton and I were like, let's still go out
Speaker 8: to dinner. So we ended up going out to dinner.
Speaker 8: We saw them at the same restaurant that we went to.
Speaker 3: Well on a day're unavailable because they needed some time
Speaker 3: to be with themselves.
Speaker 2: What's a big problem?
Speaker 8: But she invited us first to go on a double
Speaker 8: day and it was like the next.
Speaker 3: Day, I have no issue? So what did you do?
Speaker 3: How'd you handle it, Sophia.
Speaker 7: I didn't say anything.
Speaker 2: I just let them. Did they know you saw them?
Speaker 8: We definitely made eye contact, but I think neither of us.
Speaker 1: No, you didn't have.
Speaker 3: That's weird, so awkward that I was like, is she
Speaker 3: gonna come say hi to me?
Speaker 8: Because she like canceled, and then I see her having
Speaker 8: like a super casual date night, and I'm like, we
Speaker 8: could have been at the same table because we're already
Speaker 8: at the same restaurant.
Speaker 3: I will say, honestly in their defense, in my mind,
Speaker 3: there are certain times or days or nights of the
Speaker 3: week where I can add capacity to be with others,
Speaker 3: and there are certain days the week where I can
Speaker 3: limit capacity to be with others, and they were on
Speaker 3: a limit capacity night. This is the way the human
Speaker 3: brain works. So you can't take it personally. That's a problem.
Speaker 3: Don't let them dictate your emotion. They can't control the
Speaker 3: way you Now you have anxiety because they didn't know
Speaker 3: are you speaking to this person?
Speaker 2: Are you like shutting her out?
Speaker 7: I am. We never addressed it never.
Speaker 2: That's just weird.
Speaker 7: It is weird, And I don't know if I should
Speaker 7: be like, oh, like what happens?
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, Otherwise it's just perpetual weirdness. Like at some
Speaker 3: point you've got to conclude or.
Speaker 1: Just try and make another double date.
Speaker 8: Really because double date go. I was like, maybe it's
Speaker 8: just never gonna happen.
Speaker 3: Let me let me give some general advice. Situation here
Speaker 3: a situation broader.
Speaker 2: What we need in life to move on at it.
Speaker 3: Have capacity is a conclusion. Perpetual inconclusiveness is anxiety, and
Speaker 3: so you need to conclude it. Whatever it is. They
Speaker 3: blew you off, They didn't blow you off. She didn't
Speaker 3: mean to whatever, close it, conclude it, move on. Can't
Speaker 3: occupy space with this Tanya reaction.
Speaker 1: Whatever you're reading or doing or whatever googer or therapist
Speaker 1: you're talking to is like good self taught, because there's
Speaker 1: no way self talt.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been writing notes for twenty five years on
Speaker 3: this show.
Speaker 1: Excellent, excellent advice.
Speaker 3: All Right, Sophia, you're gonna make it through this. Conclusion
Speaker 3: is your keyword today. Take it back to campus.
Speaker 7: Hey, you should write a book.
Speaker 2: Oh god, I have enough.
Speaker 3: I have enough to do at your leisure, my laserre
Speaker 3: in my laisure days.
Speaker 1: Like, don't like make a deadline for it, just in
Speaker 1: your leisure time.
Speaker 3: Okay, come back to that, Chew and Martinez zen amanti
Speaker 3: Dodger tickets coming up. It's all happening. She's got free
Speaker 3: gas next giving away your.
Speaker 2: Dodger tickets right now.
Speaker 3: Plus, Chewy Martinez, we just met Adam Lopez, who was
Speaker 3: on his way to go see the matrix, and you
Speaker 3: got some free gas in al Monte at the Chevron
Speaker 3: station there.
Speaker 2: How do you pick the gas station, Chewie.
Speaker 6: Well, there's gas stations everywhere, bro. We just randomly pick
Speaker 6: them and we go wherever it's lit. And we picked
Speaker 6: the awesome winners and some awesome folks. That's what we do.
Speaker 3: I love meeting the people, I really do. I love
Speaker 3: meeting the people that are getting the free gas. And
Speaker 3: the best part is that they don't know it's coming.
Speaker 3: So who'd you find now? And where are you?
Speaker 6: My girl, Alyssa. We're here at the Chevron station on
Speaker 6: Valley and I'm here with Alyssa. She didn't know what
Speaker 6: was happening, and she's about to go to the gym
Speaker 6: and she's smiling. Got you right now? She's really excited.
Speaker 6: So somebody wants us to hat you awesome.
Speaker 2: Hello, Melissa, good morning. How are you doing?
Speaker 9: Wow? I'm doing even better now?
Speaker 2: Yes. So that dude there is Chewy Martinez.
Speaker 3: We work together at Kiss FM, and we are buying
Speaker 3: your gas up your tank.
Speaker 9: You guys are amazing. I was telling Chewie that I
Speaker 9: pulled up to the gas station and I can see
Speaker 9: him looking at me.
Speaker 3: It's just like this.
Speaker 9: Awkward, uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: Do I get out of the vehicle?
Speaker 9: Do I not? And I see the vehicle and I
Speaker 9: was like, you know what, I'm just gonna go for it.
Speaker 9: And yeah, and it was just amazing news this morning.
Speaker 9: So thank you guys so much for this. I so
Speaker 9: greatly appreciate it.
Speaker 2: So tell us where are you headed right now.
Speaker 1: I've actually hit.
Speaker 9: It over to the gym this morning, so I'm on my.
Speaker 1: Way over there.
Speaker 6: I was all, eaty, So this is perfect.
Speaker 3: I was reading something about working out when you're putting
Speaker 3: in the time and doing the exercise. If you basically
Speaker 3: eat the same thing every day for two weeks for lunch,
Speaker 3: you'll the odds are you'll increase the return on your
Speaker 3: investment of trying to get in shape. Really, but not burgers,
Speaker 3: I mean, like the same thing that's kind of healthy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like a healthy thing.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you know what. I've tried that, But I think
Speaker 9: for myself it's switching things up, and especially with meals
Speaker 9: because I gets I can't sit on the same thing
Speaker 9: every single day, so I try to change it up
Speaker 9: a little bit.
Speaker 2: Well, do you not listen?
Speaker 3: I know where that chevron is alongside the ten Resist
Speaker 3: the temptation of the Tommy Burger down the street or are.
Speaker 2: They just no, no, no.
Speaker 3: No, don't get excited about that. No excitement there. Get
Speaker 3: to the gym by the time you got to get there.
Speaker 2: Eleven. Thank you for listening.
Speaker 9: Thank you so much. I appreciate it.
Speaker 3: Take care of you too, Bye bye, nice Cheeye. She
Speaker 3: didn't know what to think when you were staring her down.
Speaker 6: Bro, she didn't know what I was just like, listen,
Speaker 6: you gotta come out of the car sometimes.
Speaker 3: Great job this morning, Cheeye Martinez wrote, check him out.
Speaker 3: Of course you can get him on Saturday night ten
Speaker 3: to two triblex l.
Speaker 2: There is always a good time. We'll talk to you soon.
Speaker 2: Thanks for this morning, peace, bro Okay, tell you that guy.
Speaker 3: Is what you need, like he should be doing in
Speaker 3: your alarm in the morning, waking you up. Put that
Speaker 3: giggle and that voice. It is Kiss FM on air
Speaker 3: with a Ryan Secrets Khalid Kiss FM, right on time.
Speaker 3: The guy rolls to the second Big Boy, It's with
Speaker 3: us here host a Big Boys neighborhood on a real
Speaker 3: ninety two three Just down the hall people, Good morning.
Speaker 2: Good morning to you, my brother Ryan, How you doing.
Speaker 2: I'm great. I wanted to ask you.
Speaker 3: I I guess it was a few years ago. I
Speaker 3: took that trip to Japan. It was amazing. I just
Speaker 3: saw you went there, right, Yeah, Man, I did a
Speaker 3: quick forty eight hours over there. Man, that's like wow,
Speaker 3: probably my fortieth time being over there. But I just
Speaker 3: went over there for some of us business.
Speaker 2: You just missed the earthquake, didn't you. Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: And you know it's wild about that. When I got home,
Speaker 4: everybody was hitting me, you know, Am I safe?
Speaker 2: Am I safe?
Speaker 4: So I just really kind of played it off, like, man,
Speaker 4: I'm over here, I'm still stuck.
Speaker 2: Send money, give me back home, you know.
Speaker 9: But I was.
Speaker 2: Already home by the time that happened.
Speaker 3: What do you do for forty eight hours? Like you
Speaker 3: can't even get there and back in forty eight hours?
Speaker 2: Do you know what? Man, I've been trying some business
Speaker 2: out there again.
Speaker 4: So I just kind of went out there, you know,
Speaker 4: just getting people faces, and you know, you you definitely
Speaker 4: want to see people when you're taking their money.
Speaker 2: So I went over to.
Speaker 4: Just dinner and Annie that works with me. Annie has
Speaker 4: never been to Japan, so she wanted to experience that,
Speaker 4: So I was like.
Speaker 2: Oh, we'll go over there and do a quick little run. Yeah.
Speaker 3: She had a great time to uncle big Boy taking
Speaker 3: care of everybody out all right now.
Speaker 2: Listen.
Speaker 3: When they told me you were coming by to talk
Speaker 3: about sinking to Maya, it struck me as, oh, there's
Speaker 3: something going on. I'm thinking to Mayo. Then my colendar
Speaker 3: in front of me, and I was like, it's a
Speaker 3: major thing I'm doing and sinking to Mayo?
Speaker 2: What am I doing?
Speaker 3: Not only are you hosting your thing, but it's the
Speaker 3: same day of my colonoscopy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, on May fifth. You know what, bro, we
Speaker 2: should go to that?
Speaker 3: Should we give like some can we do something George
Speaker 3: Lopez and the team over first?
Speaker 2: That would be So are you recording that? I am not.
Speaker 2: You're not search or anything like that.
Speaker 3: I just thought, you know, what is the worst day
Speaker 3: I have a colonoscopy? Yeah, that is the worst day
Speaker 3: in the calendar to do it. It's such a dichotomy.
Speaker 3: It's such an intersection of emotion and I'm gonna do
Speaker 3: the prep work is the best.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, be with me.
Speaker 4: My comedy show is not till that night. If you
Speaker 4: want me to buy and hang out with you that morning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I hold your hand, come by and hang out
Speaker 2: with you. Hey, Ryan, When you do stuff like that,
Speaker 2: do you.
Speaker 4: Ever think like, I'm Ryan Seacrest and they see like everything.
Speaker 4: I just did a test as well, and I'm like, dude,
Speaker 4: now they know I'm not big boy. It's different when
Speaker 4: you wake up and people treating you different, Like.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's a little different.
Speaker 3: I want as the years go by, I don't care.
Speaker 2: I just want to survive. Just keep me around, all right.
Speaker 3: So alternative programming to Kolonoscopy is the Big Boy Comedy
Speaker 3: Fiesta may fit Long Beach Terrorist Theater. George Lopez. Why
Speaker 3: isn't George Lopez cut his hair in a long time?
Speaker 4: You know what, man, I call him George Zeppelin now
Speaker 4: the way that his hair looks broke. So I think
Speaker 4: he's one of those guys where he feels like the
Speaker 4: power is in his hair now, you know.
Speaker 2: But it smells delicious, it smells nice.
Speaker 4: We got he goes You could tell that he goes
Speaker 4: to like a salon to get his hair done.
Speaker 2: It it smells rich. Okay, it's got that nice blowout. Yeah,
Speaker 2: who's on the bill?
Speaker 4: We got George Lopez, we got Alfred Roblest will be
Speaker 4: there as well, Martine Morano, which is a Fluffy's guy,
Speaker 4: justin Silva, Jay Valentino, my guy, Eric Blake. We got
Speaker 4: Mariachi's as well. Just a great single DeMaio Night in
Speaker 4: Long Beach, Man. It is like where long in Long
Speaker 4: Beach where George filmed one of his biggest comedy shows.
Speaker 4: So it's like kind of a go back, you know,
Speaker 4: get back to basics kind of thing.
Speaker 2: He's great.
Speaker 3: I love that you do this. I mean, how many
Speaker 3: these you do a year? I tried to do for Ryan,
Speaker 3: you know, I try to do for it. I closed
Speaker 3: out the year at at Yamova. It's just one of
Speaker 3: those things where you know, uh, great comedians. I love
Speaker 3: to laugh and I think we need to laugh now,
Speaker 3: you know. So it's just one of those things that
Speaker 3: I enjoy.
Speaker 4: I'm I'm a fan first, So even with the comedians
Speaker 4: like George and Alfred, I'm in the audience watching it.
Speaker 2: Isn't it great? As the host, there's not that much
Speaker 2: pressure on.
Speaker 3: You, right because they come and do they do all
Speaker 3: their their sets, right, So you just kind of you
Speaker 3: set the tone and then pass up Aton.
Speaker 4: I know, yeah, I know how to get in hit it,
Speaker 4: you know, and pretty much get paid more than all
Speaker 4: of them. Bad about that live radio.
Speaker 2: Your spirit, your energy, your goodness.
Speaker 3: Uh and the freak and the repetitions that you put
Speaker 3: in like you do it every day and we love
Speaker 3: you for it. It makes a city a better place. Thank
Speaker 3: you for all your energy, big boy. Check out I'm
Speaker 3: gonna plug your show ninety two to three Real come
Speaker 3: on and tickets to Ticketmaster First Comedy Special, Go to
Speaker 3: see you, Pow.
Speaker 2: Pleasure to see you as always, Ryan, Thank you, guys.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Good to see you as always.
Speaker 2: It's kiss, It's kiss, good morning. Well.
Speaker 3: There comes a time every once in a while when
Speaker 3: someone deservingly gets recognized for something they've been doing quietly,
Speaker 3: and it is true.
Speaker 2: It's those things, those habits, those.
Speaker 3: Things you do when no one's looking, and you keep
Speaker 3: doing it over time, and finally somebody goes, you know,
Speaker 3: what you've done, something that we should actually salute, recognize
Speaker 3: and congratulate you for doing it.
Speaker 2: Tanya is getting an award tonight.
Speaker 3: She'll be honored at the twenty twenty six Content Creator
Speaker 3: of the Year function put on by the Organization for
Speaker 3: Social Media Safety.
Speaker 2: So what is the award you're winning.
Speaker 1: It's the Content Creator of the Year award, and they're
Speaker 1: giving it to the year.
Speaker 3: Yay, all the people create content of the twelve months
Speaker 3: you won.
Speaker 1: They want to honor the fact that the way that
Speaker 1: I use social media, that I stop using filters, that
Speaker 1: I show up authentically as myself and advocate for women.
Speaker 1: And so it's like really nice. When they said that
Speaker 1: they were giving me this honor. I was like me, like,
Speaker 1: I actually, you know, had that moment of like are
Speaker 1: you sure you want to give it to me?
Speaker 3: That you shouldn't feel that you should feel good about
Speaker 3: what you're doing, and you should ran. But what's interesting
Speaker 3: is that you know, people are observing things that you
Speaker 3: don't realize they are, and you're doing it, and they're going, wait,
Speaker 3: this person hasn't just done it once. They've shown a
Speaker 3: pattern of doing it for a long time, and we
Speaker 3: should recognize that.
Speaker 2: It's good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, ours congratulation.
Speaker 2: Do you have to speak?
Speaker 1: Yes? Okay, So I have to give a speech, and
Speaker 1: I'm like really nervous about it. I took my speech
Speaker 1: to the park yesterday and read it out loud, like
Speaker 1: just to like random people that were like at the
Speaker 1: park because I didn't want to practice it at my
Speaker 1: house because there's like nobody there, do you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? I wanted to practice it in front of
Speaker 1: just like people.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 3: But you know it'd be great since it's a social
Speaker 3: media award, just roll back the video of you telling
Speaker 3: random people your gratitude and play that back on a
Speaker 3: video at the award.
Speaker 2: You dont have to say it, you just know that back.
Speaker 4: Hey.
Speaker 3: I was going to say some things, but I practiced
Speaker 3: yesterday with random people and here's me being safe in
Speaker 3: social media.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm really excited, Like my parents are coming
Speaker 1: up from San Diego for it, My in laws are
Speaker 1: going to be there. My best friend's giving me the award.
Speaker 1: So makes amazing. Thank you, drink it in.
Speaker 3: You deserve it A Tanya all right, coming up one
Speaker 3: of two point seven KISSFM, Dodger tickets and non stop
Speaker 3: Kiss music.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 3: We're gonna roll out uh tomorrow. We're paying your bills
Speaker 3: every hour. We free gas and we're paying your bills
Speaker 3: every hour. So just trying to hook you up when
Speaker 3: it's least expected.
Speaker 2: Free money.
Speaker 3: I need your name, so I can pay your bill
Speaker 3: and then Chewy again. Tomorrow morning, free gas. He'll be
Speaker 3: out a West Covina meeting all kinds of great people.
Speaker 3: I love it getting a chance to talk to everybody.
Speaker 3: Melissa just spoke to her. She was on her way
Speaker 3: to the gym and Chew. He showed up and bought
Speaker 3: her free tank of gas. That was an almanty and
Speaker 3: tomorrow West Coveno. Also Ryan's roses. She is divorced and
Speaker 3: her ex husband is trying to hook up with her,
Speaker 3: but his new wife doesn't believe her.
Speaker 1: Wow, Todays again Twisted.
Speaker 2: More coffee.
Speaker 3: We'll dissect it tomorrow morning, seven to forty. Ryan's roses. Also,
Speaker 3: dodge your tickets all morning. Have a great Wednesdays can
Speaker 3: be nice, embrace it. We'll talk to you first thing,
Speaker 3: Kiss FM.
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