WEBVTT - Double Santas 0:00:13.400 --> 0:00:16.079 La la la La la la la la. Welcome to 0:00:16.200 --> 0:00:22.560 we know his parenting. I'm Peter McNerney, La La neel 0:00:23.560 --> 0:00:28.360 One horse, open sleigh or the fields we go. We're 0:00:28.440 --> 0:00:32.960 laughing all the way. I'm just I was one step 0:00:32.960 --> 0:00:36.080 away from full shock jock, one step all the way. 0:00:36.200 --> 0:00:41.839 It's a Monday night. It's the McNerney Newell household. So 0:00:42.000 --> 0:00:46.040 Brent his Christmas concert at school. Oh yes, I went. 0:00:46.880 --> 0:00:51.080 It was very exciting. He so if you're a longtime listening, 0:00:51.120 --> 0:00:55.520 you might recall at his pre K concert he really 0:00:55.480 --> 0:00:58.240 shipped the bed, you know, he got panicky and he 0:00:58.280 --> 0:01:04.000 started crying. You know, I mean that was like over 0:01:04.000 --> 0:01:07.880 a year ago. Like he had a successful concert after that. 0:01:08.520 --> 0:01:11.120 Oh yeah, yeah, I mean his person first graduation was 0:01:11.120 --> 0:01:14.119 successful and they were singing the concert. Obviously, I'm joking 0:01:14.160 --> 0:01:19.240 when I anyway, when I disparaged. He's recovered, Yeah, he's 0:01:19.800 --> 0:01:22.679 he in That performance was so shocking that he was 0:01:22.800 --> 0:01:25.959 overwhelmed by the attention and was the one kid in 0:01:26.040 --> 0:01:28.679 all pre K. He was just suddenly overwhelmed and crying. 0:01:29.600 --> 0:01:33.360 But he's recovered. He's loving it now. He gets King 0:01:33.440 --> 0:01:37.920 of the school. Yeah, he's sang five songs something about 0:01:37.920 --> 0:01:42.959 a Joe Billy Joe Johnny the Turkey song I've never 0:01:43.000 --> 0:01:49.400 heard of Up on the Housetop dradal Um, a really 0:01:49.680 --> 0:01:53.080 great kwanza song I've never heard before. So the quanzas 0:01:53.200 --> 0:01:56.200 thing is funny to me because I didn't know about 0:01:56.240 --> 0:01:59.040 the quanza song until this week. And last week I 0:01:59.080 --> 0:02:01.960 was picking him up from after school and we're walking 0:02:02.000 --> 0:02:06.040 out and he does this thing where he's at school. 0:02:06.080 --> 0:02:07.760 I see him, He's having the time of his life, 0:02:07.840 --> 0:02:09.399 and then as soon as we start to walk away 0:02:09.400 --> 0:02:12.360 from the building, his face drops and he tries to 0:02:12.360 --> 0:02:15.480 think of something to complain about because he's like hungry, 0:02:15.520 --> 0:02:17.760 and he's like, my mom's here, now I can be mad, 0:02:18.520 --> 0:02:22.200 and he does have to remind himself to be grumpy. Yeah, 0:02:22.320 --> 0:02:24.640 and he's like, all of a sudden, he pretends like 0:02:24.639 --> 0:02:26.480 his whole day was bad. So he like, we're walking 0:02:26.520 --> 0:02:28.679 out and this woman who worked at the school or 0:02:28.720 --> 0:02:32.440 something was also walking out, and he's like, you never 0:02:32.600 --> 0:02:40.520 let me celebrate Kwanza? Do you never let me? Asking 0:02:40.520 --> 0:02:43.359 you mother? And it was so funny because we've literally 0:02:43.400 --> 0:02:47.399 never discussed quanza with him ever, and I didn't know 0:02:47.720 --> 0:02:50.800 he was being taught about it, which obviously is fine, 0:02:50.960 --> 0:02:53.360 but it was like just completely news to me and 0:02:53.400 --> 0:02:56.040 I was like you never you literally never let me 0:02:56.080 --> 0:03:00.600 though quanza. He told me that Kuanza is way better 0:03:01.240 --> 0:03:05.600 seven days Kwanza, and it's got a better song. It 0:03:05.720 --> 0:03:16.559 looks cool from the song Oh Kwansa, oh Kwanza, oh Kanzaza. 0:03:17.440 --> 0:03:21.720 The choreography really sold the whole conference. He liked the choreography, 0:03:21.720 --> 0:03:24.240 which is like putting your one hand in the air 0:03:24.560 --> 0:03:28.440 at Kanza. The up on the up on the housetop 0:03:28.919 --> 0:03:35.120 choreography is the most involved. Uh and Britain is so funny. 0:03:35.200 --> 0:03:38.520 And there's a whole section where when you're like, oh 0:03:38.560 --> 0:03:41.920 ho ho, who wouldn't know? They do the wo ho 0:03:41.920 --> 0:03:45.080 ho all the kids turned straight profile to the right 0:03:45.200 --> 0:03:47.400 with their hands cupped to their mouth and they go, 0:03:47.680 --> 0:03:50.600 oh ho ho, who wouldn't know? And then they do 0:03:50.680 --> 0:03:53.680 a full one eight to go full profile to the 0:03:53.800 --> 0:03:57.560 left go And it was the one bit of choreography 0:03:57.640 --> 0:04:01.680 that was like striking, that's adorable. The rest of it's 0:04:01.720 --> 0:04:04.240 like just cutting your hands And like I never get 0:04:04.240 --> 0:04:08.160 tired of anyone's like school footage of kids singing. It's 0:04:08.240 --> 0:04:14.240 just like so funny. Um so that was the big thing. 0:04:15.000 --> 0:04:18.679 That was a big thing. That was such a big thing. Oh, 0:04:19.440 --> 0:04:23.600 we are, we are leaving tomorrow. We're recording on a 0:04:23.680 --> 0:04:26.480 Friday night. Remember when I said Monday night a second ago. 0:04:26.520 --> 0:04:29.680 That was a lie. And we've got some other recorded, 0:04:29.760 --> 0:04:33.320 prerecorded bits for you. Should we ensure those? Um no, 0:04:33.800 --> 0:04:36.359 not yet. That's that's gonna be the middle section of 0:04:36.400 --> 0:04:39.560 this episode where you get to listen to pure chaos 0:04:39.960 --> 0:04:42.479 as we've got some great stuff coming up for you 0:04:42.600 --> 0:04:44.480 later in the episode. You don't know that it might 0:04:44.480 --> 0:04:47.600 be garbage. I do know it's good. I just hope 0:04:47.640 --> 0:04:50.680 that you edit out the dead air of our children 0:04:51.279 --> 0:04:56.800 not talking. Well, that'll be completely determined by how much 0:04:56.920 --> 0:04:59.760 they leave me alone on the airplane tomorrow when I'm 0:05:00.000 --> 0:05:03.640 cutting this together. Oh so, when we are flying our 0:05:03.680 --> 0:05:06.760 two children halfway across the country, your plan is to 0:05:06.839 --> 0:05:11.240 be working while I supervised the children. Well, no, we're separate. 0:05:11.360 --> 0:05:14.039 You have one and I have one, So it depends 0:05:14.040 --> 0:05:16.520 which one I get and how much they lock into 0:05:16.600 --> 0:05:22.280 whatever headphones I plugged them into. What's our seat situation? Uh, 0:05:22.320 --> 0:05:26.120 there's work relatively close to each other, and there's two 0:05:26.160 --> 0:05:29.839 sets of two Okay, because otherwise it was one of 0:05:29.920 --> 0:05:33.640 us with two children, and I didn't think you'd want 0:05:33.680 --> 0:05:36.400 to do that. No, but one of my close friends 0:05:36.560 --> 0:05:38.760 just flew from New York to light did I already 0:05:38.760 --> 0:05:41.920 talking about this. She's just lying with two year old 0:05:41.960 --> 0:05:47.040 and I she did it, and I'm so impressed she's there. Yeah, bravo, 0:05:47.680 --> 0:05:51.920 good friend, Good job, my friend keep her identity secret 0:05:52.000 --> 0:05:55.280 because no one would want anyone to know that about her. Um. 0:05:55.400 --> 0:05:57.479 And we were watching a lot of Watchmen where it 0:05:57.480 --> 0:06:01.520 feels like we shouldn't talk about people's identities, right because 0:06:01.680 --> 0:06:06.000 all of our friends are secretly superheroes who are also 0:06:06.080 --> 0:06:10.200 secretly queer, who are also secretly a different race than 0:06:10.240 --> 0:06:13.599 you would expect them to be. The spoilers here our 0:06:13.640 --> 0:06:17.720 lives or the show we're watching. Um, sorry, those are 0:06:17.760 --> 0:06:27.680 spoilers about our lives. Fantastic Um so we Um. We 0:06:27.720 --> 0:06:33.279 had ice cream tonight and I regret it thoroughly. Yeah, 0:06:33.560 --> 0:06:37.440 how do you feel about it? The thing is, for 0:06:37.480 --> 0:06:39.320 some reason, we were in the car today and so 0:06:39.440 --> 0:06:41.440 my stomach was a little uneasy, so I just didn't 0:06:41.480 --> 0:06:43.240 feel like eating a lot of dinner. But then by 0:06:43.279 --> 0:06:46.000 the time our dessert arrived, I was like, you know, 0:06:46.120 --> 0:06:48.200 maybe I will eat this. So I had a lot 0:06:48.240 --> 0:06:52.839 of room for it, even though my stomach was slightly upset, 0:06:52.920 --> 0:06:55.279 and I made it work. I didn't. The thing is, 0:06:55.360 --> 0:06:58.360 I stopped eating when I start to feel full. Oh 0:06:58.600 --> 0:07:01.960 how did how? I don't understand. I can't well, I 0:07:01.960 --> 0:07:04.080 don't know that I'm full because I've eaten so fast 0:07:04.240 --> 0:07:06.880 that I'm just like I have room for more, don't know. 0:07:07.600 --> 0:07:10.520 I don't know why, Like aging has made my stomach 0:07:10.560 --> 0:07:12.920 more sensitive, where I feel a little bit more mindful 0:07:13.040 --> 0:07:15.920 of like how I'm going to hurt my body. Oh, 0:07:16.200 --> 0:07:18.760 I need I need to learn that. I'm I feel 0:07:19.080 --> 0:07:24.560 like a gross um, a gross jerk. Yeah, you are 0:07:24.600 --> 0:07:27.440 a gross jerk. Thank you. I feel like myself, is 0:07:27.440 --> 0:07:32.040 what I'm trying to say. We did a thing around 0:07:32.080 --> 0:07:35.640 the dinner table tonight. We're Brett as usual was ranking 0:07:35.680 --> 0:07:38.360 all of us, and he was like, I love Maven 0:07:38.520 --> 0:07:41.120 and Daddy and Mommy, but I love Mommy the best. 0:07:41.600 --> 0:07:45.000 You know, he said, I love you, I love you Daddy, 0:07:45.080 --> 0:07:48.680 but Mommy, I like you the best. Yeah, And then 0:07:48.880 --> 0:07:52.200 he ranked us. What was the unit of measurement? It 0:07:52.320 --> 0:07:54.840 was he just gave you a hundred, Yeah, he gave 0:07:54.840 --> 0:07:56.720 me a hundred. I feel like there was a unit 0:07:56.760 --> 0:07:59.160 of measurement. But he gave you and may even each one, 0:07:59.280 --> 0:08:01.240 and he gave me a hundred. Oh no, no, no, no, 0:08:01.520 --> 0:08:04.000 he gave you a hundred. He gave Maven a hundred, 0:08:04.160 --> 0:08:07.880 and he gave me no that was me. Afterwards, First 0:08:07.920 --> 0:08:11.120 he gave Maven one, you one and hundred. And then 0:08:11.200 --> 0:08:14.040 I decided to rank everyone, and I said, I give 0:08:16.320 --> 0:08:19.160 Maven and Brand each a hundred, and I ranked you ninety. Now, 0:08:19.520 --> 0:08:23.600 oh after I had said I love Mommy the best also, 0:08:25.080 --> 0:08:27.920 and then you said that's not the case, it's not reciprocate. 0:08:27.960 --> 0:08:30.440 I just want to be honest. They came out of me, 0:08:30.640 --> 0:08:32.720 and they're slightly ahead of you. You know what, If 0:08:32.760 --> 0:08:35.280 I'm being honest, I love them more than you. I 0:08:35.320 --> 0:08:39.520 think that's fair. I have biologically programmed to love them 0:08:39.559 --> 0:08:44.160 more you. You came from who knows where. It's true. 0:08:44.520 --> 0:08:48.880 It's because very selfish. It's mathematical. I love them more 0:08:48.920 --> 0:08:51.360 than you because they're half me, and I love me 0:08:51.400 --> 0:08:54.720 more than anyone. Yeah, well that's what Brince said. He 0:08:54.800 --> 0:08:57.760 was like, mom, he was were you guys were like, 0:08:57.800 --> 0:09:00.120 we all love Mommy the best. Or something, and he 0:09:00.200 --> 0:09:08.400 was like and Mommy loves mommy. Um is that true? 0:09:08.480 --> 0:09:11.599 Do you love you the best? No? I don't think so, M, 0:09:12.320 --> 0:09:16.440 but I like that that's their perception of me. That's 0:09:16.480 --> 0:09:24.000 so funny. Um. So oh. The other thing is Brin 0:09:24.040 --> 0:09:27.319 how to play d Yes, that's the thing to think. 0:09:28.000 --> 0:09:30.800 Um who we won't name well, but we would say 0:09:30.840 --> 0:09:32.839 that two out of the four. They both have four 0:09:32.920 --> 0:09:38.000 letters and two out of the four. And he was 0:09:38.080 --> 0:09:40.160 at this this house and when I got there, him 0:09:40.200 --> 0:09:42.040 and this kid were like jumping all over the furniture 0:09:42.080 --> 0:09:43.960 and jumping all over each other and like hugging and 0:09:44.520 --> 0:09:48.360 um they kept being like yeah, yeah, duty, yeah, yeah, poopy, 0:09:48.520 --> 0:09:52.720 like just like classic, just trying to think of every 0:09:52.760 --> 0:09:56.080 like get every fart out before they left, and kept 0:09:56.160 --> 0:10:01.480 running around and like and the mom was like, I 0:10:01.480 --> 0:10:03.600 can't believe we haven't run anything into each other at 0:10:03.600 --> 0:10:05.719 the school and I was like, yeah, well, we're not 0:10:05.840 --> 0:10:08.320 really there Peter does the pickups and she's like no, 0:10:08.400 --> 0:10:11.160 but last year I was on the playground after school 0:10:11.160 --> 0:10:13.760 with him from pre K like every single day and 0:10:13.800 --> 0:10:17.400 I was like, yeah, well, our daycare would pick him 0:10:17.480 --> 0:10:21.880 up from school and we never I never came here 0:10:22.200 --> 0:10:23.760 like and I had to explain her. I was like, 0:10:23.840 --> 0:10:26.960 I'm literally the least involved parent in this whole school. 0:10:27.240 --> 0:10:30.240 And that's just every time I have to pick him 0:10:30.320 --> 0:10:37.000 up at regular girl here, Oh my gosh, amazing you Okay, 0:10:37.760 --> 0:10:41.959 you actually scared me. What's the matter? Did you were 0:10:42.000 --> 0:10:44.040 too load? We gotta put this little girl to bed? 0:10:46.600 --> 0:11:02.800 Did you have a bad dream? Yeah? Okay, baby, good 0:11:02.920 --> 0:11:12.120 night baby. Um, okay, Beth is pretty maybe into bed. 0:11:12.960 --> 0:11:15.600 And I don't know if you could tell in that moment, 0:11:16.320 --> 0:11:18.480 but I didn't know what Beth was talking about. Maybe 0:11:18.600 --> 0:11:22.040 maybe walked out behind me and I just looked over 0:11:22.080 --> 0:11:27.000 my shoulder and there was a tiny person right next 0:11:27.040 --> 0:11:31.240 to me, and that scared the living hell out of me. 0:11:31.920 --> 0:11:34.040 And she was crying and I was scared, and I 0:11:34.080 --> 0:11:37.760 gave her a terror face and it did not comfort her. 0:11:38.679 --> 0:11:42.120 And now I'm feeling lots of things, uh, and I 0:11:42.200 --> 0:11:45.320 feel bad, and uh, you all had to witness that. 0:11:45.360 --> 0:11:48.960 I hope I sounded like a good dad. Um, I'm 0:11:49.000 --> 0:12:06.880 gonna go pause and help out. And this next segment 0:12:06.960 --> 0:12:10.160 is called do you knows what they said? This is 0:12:10.160 --> 0:12:14.240 where we've got We've recorded some interviews with our children. Um. Yeah, 0:12:14.240 --> 0:12:17.120 I'll just say that. Um. We recorded them in more 0:12:17.160 --> 0:12:20.319 than one way, and as always, they try to pull 0:12:20.360 --> 0:12:22.920 the whole thing down. So it's a mess. It's the disaster, 0:12:23.040 --> 0:12:25.959 but it's a little bit meandering. But there's some really 0:12:26.040 --> 0:12:29.040 interesting character work in there, I think. Um, I don't 0:12:29.040 --> 0:12:32.360 want to give too much away, but brit does play 0:12:32.600 --> 0:12:36.840 a lying guitar. Um, so please enjoy. And we do 0:12:36.920 --> 0:12:41.720 have a little cameo from Santa Claus. Oh yeah, spoilers, 0:12:41.720 --> 0:12:47.559 so buckle up, get ready. So Britain, can you tell 0:12:47.640 --> 0:12:52.000 us a little bit about the holidays? Well, Quanta is 0:12:52.040 --> 0:12:56.360 the famous one, the most famous one, yes, because I 0:12:56.400 --> 0:12:59.640 looked on the chart of the classroom and they had 0:12:59.679 --> 0:13:03.000 to go didn't label. The golden label means it's the 0:13:03.040 --> 0:13:07.319 most famous holiday. Yes, and the golden label is is silver. 0:13:08.000 --> 0:13:13.280 The golden label is silver. Okay, that's a designation that 0:13:13.400 --> 0:13:18.560 Kwanza house. Yes, after brain is Marty. I'm not gonna 0:13:18.559 --> 0:13:22.240 be done. Okay, what are the other holidays? Christmas is 0:13:22.280 --> 0:13:27.280 not but I know it's Christmas is not a holiday? No, No, 0:13:27.360 --> 0:13:30.520 Christmas is not the famous Which one is the most 0:13:30.559 --> 0:13:37.320 famous holiday? Um? In December? Kwanza Okay, why is it 0:13:37.360 --> 0:13:42.560 the most famous because um, it has the Golden label 0:13:42.679 --> 0:13:47.319 on it. We've covered this. You're forgetting the golden label. Okay. 0:13:47.400 --> 0:13:50.640 So what are the other holidays? We've got Kwanza Christmas 0:13:51.480 --> 0:13:55.400 and Hanka Hanka and what is Hanukkah? It's it's a 0:13:56.040 --> 0:13:59.600 it's a holiday that this name is. Quanta is when 0:13:59.720 --> 0:14:05.240 you do call with some celebrate it. You just go 0:14:05.400 --> 0:14:07.720 with somebody. That's what quanza is and disco with it. 0:14:09.760 --> 0:14:12.120 The theme of Kanza is just go with it? Did 0:14:12.160 --> 0:14:16.200 you say disco? Disco with it? Disco with just go 0:14:16.360 --> 0:14:20.320 with it? Chers and that you're going with Maybe wants 0:14:20.360 --> 0:14:24.440 to say something. Maybe what is Quanza? My name is? 0:14:26.480 --> 0:14:30.960 She says, I don't know. Don't don't pull the mic down. Okay, 0:14:31.000 --> 0:14:33.600 I can pick you up. I don't stop pulling, stop 0:14:33.640 --> 0:14:42.200 pulling on it. Okay, okay, this this sound quality? What 0:14:42.480 --> 0:14:47.080 is Christmas? Are you talking to me, mommy? No? I 0:14:47.120 --> 0:14:50.720 said Maven. Okay, I don't know. What do we do 0:14:50.800 --> 0:14:58.760 on Christmas? Take a long? Take a long? Maybe what 0:14:58.920 --> 0:15:04.200 happens on Christmas night when you go to bed? I 0:15:04.280 --> 0:15:10.880 don't know who who comes on Christmas? Santa? Yeah? And 0:15:10.960 --> 0:15:15.360 when does he give presents. Yeah, like what kind of presents? 0:15:16.680 --> 0:15:19.200 I don't know? Like, what would be exciting if you 0:15:19.200 --> 0:15:24.760 walked down and he found a present? What would it be? Toys? Toys? 0:15:24.800 --> 0:15:28.400 What kind of toys or or something that you wanted 0:15:28.480 --> 0:15:32.000 for Christmas? Like, give an example, what would you man? 0:15:32.160 --> 0:15:40.160 What do you want for Christmas? What kind of presents? Brandon? 0:15:40.160 --> 0:15:43.200 What do you want for a Christmas? Piggy jail books 0:15:43.240 --> 0:15:48.040 that I don't even have Piggy and Gerald books. Piggy 0:15:48.200 --> 0:15:54.040 jail books? What the brand? Just fainted, just fainted in 0:15:54.080 --> 0:15:58.080 my arms. No, I didn't so shocked that no one 0:15:58.160 --> 0:16:01.840 knows what someone didn't know what a Piggy Gerald books? No? 0:16:03.200 --> 0:16:08.320 Do you want fake talking? Nathan? What do you want 0:16:08.360 --> 0:16:15.560 for Christmas? Un jocor toys like the ones you found 0:16:15.560 --> 0:16:21.280 in the closet? You really like those? Huh? Nic Maven? 0:16:21.440 --> 0:16:27.720 What did you find in the closet? Unicorn? For whom 0:16:27.760 --> 0:16:31.720 I shall well? The ones you found with her? Mattie right, 0:16:33.520 --> 0:16:38.920 your cousin, mm hmm um Brin? What else do you 0:16:38.920 --> 0:16:47.760 want for Christmas? A hot wheel? A hot wheel? It's 0:16:48.160 --> 0:16:53.000 a hot wheel? Is a is a toy with a 0:16:53.000 --> 0:16:56.680 car when you when you turn this John go in 0:16:58.040 --> 0:17:03.320 and there's a car track on it. Yeah, um, brand, 0:17:03.360 --> 0:17:06.879 will you tell everybody what Christmas is? Why do we 0:17:06.920 --> 0:17:13.320 celebrate Christmas? Because we want pleasents? Okay? Well, why do 0:17:13.400 --> 0:17:16.960 we have a tree? I don't, I don't we have 0:17:17.000 --> 0:17:20.160 a tree? Why do we get a tree for Christmas? 0:17:21.080 --> 0:17:27.080 Because those days we don't go to the neca? It 0:17:27.160 --> 0:17:34.800 was too high? Wait, daddy, what if we wait? You know, 0:17:35.080 --> 0:17:39.720 too hot? Why we would go for seven days? We 0:17:39.760 --> 0:17:41.000 want to be with our favory for a while. You 0:17:41.000 --> 0:17:42.520 know what I think we should do. I think let's 0:17:42.520 --> 0:17:46.359 interview these kids one at a time. All right, all right, 0:17:46.800 --> 0:17:52.240 we'll be right back. Okay, man, what kind of presents 0:17:52.320 --> 0:17:59.080 do you like the best? Mm hm h m hm. 0:18:00.040 --> 0:18:06.560 Didn't that have unicorn? John? Then unicorns on them? And 0:18:04.840 --> 0:18:12.359 and ponies? And what colors? Pink and red? Pink and 0:18:12.400 --> 0:18:18.840 red and gold for the hoofs? Gold for these? Are 0:18:18.880 --> 0:18:21.399 you still describing the unicorns that you saw in the 0:18:21.400 --> 0:18:25.199 closet that we're for Maddie for Christmas? Yeah? Okay, I 0:18:25.320 --> 0:18:28.399 still wanted to give them to her. You want to 0:18:28.400 --> 0:18:30.800 give them to her, but you you want to get 0:18:30.840 --> 0:18:35.840 some too for Christmas? That they're just like them, and 0:18:36.000 --> 0:18:39.400 I want the green one too, and then the one 0:18:39.760 --> 0:18:43.800 and the ones that I don't have that that don't 0:18:43.840 --> 0:18:47.879 look like the ponies that I have. Right, you already 0:18:47.880 --> 0:18:52.760 have almost those exact ponies, except your unicorns don't have 0:18:52.800 --> 0:18:55.840 sparkles on them. They don't, but you need the ones 0:18:55.880 --> 0:19:03.240 with the sparkles I want. Yeah. You also like sometimes dresses, right, 0:19:04.520 --> 0:19:12.840 what kind of dresses? One? Princess dresses? Did you just 0:19:12.920 --> 0:19:16.680 get a dressed in the mail this week? Mm hmm. No. 0:19:18.400 --> 0:19:22.560 You remember my friend Sam sent you a dress that 0:19:22.680 --> 0:19:27.000 was yellow and you put it on last night. Did 0:19:27.040 --> 0:19:29.639 you like it on? Try again? Do you want to 0:19:29.680 --> 0:19:33.399 try again? Well? Do you remember when you wanted to 0:19:33.400 --> 0:19:36.520 wear it to bed? And then we had to let 0:19:36.520 --> 0:19:40.480 you wear it to bed? And you put a shirt on, drawing, 0:19:40.760 --> 0:19:42.440 and we put a shirt under it so you wouldn't 0:19:42.440 --> 0:19:48.200 get a rush from the micra and I didn't get 0:19:48.200 --> 0:19:51.439 cold and you didn't get cold. And then when you 0:19:51.480 --> 0:19:53.320 woke up, you didn't want to take the dress off 0:19:53.480 --> 0:19:59.000 to go to school. Actually did wanted? You did want 0:19:59.000 --> 0:20:04.320 to take it off? Actually I didn't. You didn't. You 0:20:04.320 --> 0:20:08.960 were very mad, right, I wanted to keep Yeah, and 0:20:09.080 --> 0:20:15.719 you were yelling and kicking mm hmm, yeah, okay, I'm crying. 0:20:17.600 --> 0:20:20.119 You really love that dress, right, but you're going to 0:20:20.160 --> 0:20:26.840 get to wear it a lot, and I'm okay right now. Well, 0:20:26.960 --> 0:20:32.920 now it's about time again. So we're entering another disappointing 0:20:34.320 --> 0:20:45.560 dress era. Okay, she's leaving to get the dress. Who's this? 0:20:45.640 --> 0:20:51.040 Who am I talking to me? Who's me? Oh, Brett, 0:20:51.040 --> 0:20:54.439 it's you? Excuse me? I have a cough. Everyone has 0:20:54.440 --> 0:20:58.160 a cough? Hunt right now? Hunt? Who's that? Who talks 0:20:58.200 --> 0:21:01.399 like that? I don't know? Was that you saying? No, 0:21:02.840 --> 0:21:06.680 that's not you? Who is saying that? I don't know? 0:21:07.160 --> 0:21:11.960 All right, Well we're getting on an airplane. Who is 0:21:12.160 --> 0:21:16.439 saying that it's funny? Well, there's no one over here 0:21:16.440 --> 0:21:20.359 at this who? Okay, Brent, Next time that happens, I 0:21:20.400 --> 0:21:23.880 want you to look around and see who was talking? Okay. 0:21:24.119 --> 0:21:27.560 In the meantime, are you excited? Who was it? Did 0:21:27.560 --> 0:21:32.800 you see? I guess it's the guitars. The guitar has 0:21:32.840 --> 0:21:39.120 said that the guitars next to you. No, guitars. Are 0:21:39.119 --> 0:21:42.200 you excited to be alone for a week? No? Are 0:21:42.200 --> 0:21:47.440 you going to miss us guitars? Are you happy being guitars? No? 0:21:47.760 --> 0:21:55.159 What's your favorite thing to do? Guitars eat? What do 0:21:55.200 --> 0:22:02.440 you what does the guitar eat? Pep, Oh my goodness, 0:22:03.160 --> 0:22:07.200 people brand? Did you hear that the guitars eat people? Brand? 0:22:07.280 --> 0:22:13.320 Asked the guitar as a question, Hey, no, no, into 0:22:13.320 --> 0:22:17.359 the microphone, asked the guitar as a question, Oh, into 0:22:17.359 --> 0:22:26.080 their ears? Okay, I'll repeat what you say. I think 0:22:26.119 --> 0:22:29.000 Brandon said, why do you eat people? Because we're people? Guitars? 0:22:29.119 --> 0:22:37.760 What what's the answer for? No reason? So you know 0:22:37.840 --> 0:22:40.240 it makes people really sad when they get eaten. Do 0:22:40.280 --> 0:22:45.399 you care that people get sad? Oh? Well, guitars just 0:22:45.440 --> 0:22:49.239 knocked the mic stand over? Yeah, because they're because they 0:22:49.520 --> 0:22:52.679 kicked it down. Okay, guitars, do not touch the microphone. 0:22:52.720 --> 0:22:59.919 It'll fall over it. It's heavy. Okay, yeah, okay, okay guitars. No, guitar, 0:23:00.080 --> 0:23:04.400 why are you so cranky? No? Okay, guitarist, where did 0:23:04.400 --> 0:23:10.640 you come from? No, that's not an answer to that question. No, guitars, 0:23:11.680 --> 0:23:18.040 do you like eating people? Um? Does that mean no? 0:23:18.240 --> 0:23:23.160 Or did you fart? That means yes? It means yes. 0:23:23.200 --> 0:23:25.359 So when a guitar says no, it means no. But 0:23:25.440 --> 0:23:28.960 when a guitar farts it means yes. No when we 0:23:29.720 --> 0:23:37.320 when we um chicken, then I means no. But if 0:23:37.359 --> 0:23:41.160 we go like I mean yes. If you say chicken, 0:23:41.200 --> 0:23:43.520 that means no, and you say it means yes. But 0:23:43.680 --> 0:23:47.160 you've been saying no a lot. What does no mean 0:23:47.359 --> 0:23:54.359 in guitar language? Chicken? Why have you been saying chicken 0:23:54.440 --> 0:24:02.800 over and over and over? Chicken? No, you just say no. 0:24:04.400 --> 0:24:08.760 Chicken here comes. Maybe she's dressed like a ballerina. Chicken. 0:24:09.680 --> 0:24:11.720 What are you saying no? And why were you saying 0:24:11.800 --> 0:24:18.840 chicken before? Because chicken? Because no? Okay, guitars, I have 0:24:18.840 --> 0:24:21.280 another question for you. Do like it when people play 0:24:21.320 --> 0:24:28.919 you play music on you? Chicken? Oh? You don't like it? Okay? Um? 0:24:29.040 --> 0:24:31.199 Would you rather play yourself? Or you just want to 0:24:31.240 --> 0:24:36.720 hang there on the wall and do nothing? Chicken? Mhmm. 0:24:36.880 --> 0:24:40.760 That wasn't really a yes or no question. Well, guitars, 0:24:40.840 --> 0:24:42.320 it was nice talking. Do you think I can talk 0:24:42.320 --> 0:24:48.280 to Britton now? Chicken? No, I can't talk to Brennon. 0:24:48.280 --> 0:24:50.760 Well I'm gonna talk to Brinton. What do you think 0:24:52.440 --> 0:24:55.240 they said no for you to talk to me. I 0:24:55.320 --> 0:24:59.359 know these these guitars are rude, right, I know, But 0:24:59.680 --> 0:25:02.040 I'm trying to listen to that. Okay, Brand, I think 0:25:02.119 --> 0:25:16.840 you should try talking to the guitars. Um, you're whispering 0:25:16.840 --> 0:25:18.400 to the guitars again. You want to know why they're 0:25:18.440 --> 0:25:25.120 not eating us, guitars. Why aren't you eating us chicken? Okay, 0:25:25.200 --> 0:25:30.119 I'm done talking to these guitars. Maybe brand new topic. Okay, 0:25:30.680 --> 0:25:33.879 check in. Okay, guitars, we're not talking to you, Brand, 0:25:34.840 --> 0:25:38.560 We're going give a gutarge. You want to talk to 0:25:38.600 --> 0:25:47.560 the guitars. Is not the guitars. Who's talking now? I 0:25:47.600 --> 0:25:51.960 don't know, but I think it's the microphones. Whoa wait, 0:25:52.119 --> 0:25:56.720 the microphones are talking microphones? Do you mind that we 0:25:57.320 --> 0:26:04.959 speak into you? You don't mind? Well, that's good, Um, 0:26:05.080 --> 0:26:08.919 actually we do mind. Oh I'm sorry, but that's what 0:26:08.960 --> 0:26:18.520 you're good for going down. Guess what? Guess what this 0:26:18.720 --> 0:26:25.800 microphone did? What It put a speaker down. I'm gonna 0:26:25.800 --> 0:26:29.760 put it back up. You mean the pop card. That's 0:26:29.800 --> 0:26:33.480 called a pop card. Wait, that's the thing that says road. Yeah, 0:26:34.000 --> 0:26:37.960 as a plug for road, microphone road a microphone. Yeah, 0:26:38.000 --> 0:26:42.560 that's the company, the company. Why that's the company? Why 0:26:42.560 --> 0:26:45.320 did they make the word road? That's the name of 0:26:45.320 --> 0:26:49.560 the company. Actually a robot but I don't know where 0:26:49.600 --> 0:26:55.479 that robot is. I'm over on your pizza head. I 0:26:55.520 --> 0:27:01.960 don't have a head. Robot like doesn't know that people 0:27:02.080 --> 0:27:07.639 have regular heads. You actually have a blueberry pizza head. 0:27:09.119 --> 0:27:15.960 Why there's blueberry pizza on it? There's blueberry pizza all 0:27:16.000 --> 0:27:24.400 my head up? No, no, I'm gonna get the water. 0:27:29.160 --> 0:27:33.480 Did that robot just falling water and get electrocuted? Are 0:27:33.480 --> 0:27:41.520 you okay, Brad? Yes, they present music present. We have 0:27:41.600 --> 0:27:45.080 to go. We'll be back. Brand You heard the word 0:27:45.119 --> 0:27:49.800 presence and you ran away. Huh right, we have let's go. 0:27:49.880 --> 0:27:53.359 We have to go back. Santa? What are you doing here? 0:27:54.160 --> 0:27:58.080 I don't know. Did you come to give us presents? 0:27:59.119 --> 0:28:05.320 What presents did you bring for mommy? So many? What? 0:28:05.320 --> 0:28:08.359 What presents? What kind of presence? I don't know, Santa? 0:28:08.440 --> 0:28:16.680 Did you forget the presence? Now? Where are they? There's 0:28:16.720 --> 0:28:22.000 another Santa here? There's too sick God to Santa's. Why 0:28:22.000 --> 0:28:26.840 don't we have to Santa's? Here comes a second Santa Claus, 0:28:26.920 --> 0:28:34.560 come here, Second Santa Claus. Second Santa Claus left Santa's. 0:28:34.600 --> 0:28:38.160 I think we're just being robbed. Yeah, that Santa just 0:28:38.320 --> 0:28:45.040 took our throat pillow and left the room. Um, what 0:28:45.080 --> 0:28:51.160 do you want for Christmas? Beth m M just hugs 0:28:51.920 --> 0:28:55.080 that I could do. There's there's so many people in 0:28:55.120 --> 0:28:57.120 the hallway right now talking and so many kids in 0:28:57.160 --> 0:28:59.400 the background, and I didn't put up the sound installation. 0:28:59.800 --> 0:29:05.240 You any of this usable, We'll find out. 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