1 00:00:03,240 --> 00:00:05,400 Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast 2 00:00:05,680 --> 00:00:23,560 Speaker 1: phone represents minute morning show. So here we go. We're 3 00:00:23,560 --> 00:00:25,840 Speaker 1: gonna try it again in the fifteen minute morning show podcast. 4 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:28,479 Speaker 1: We did mean yesterday that will never ever see the 5 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:31,920 Speaker 1: light of day, and uh, trust us, you don't want 6 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:33,959 Speaker 1: to hear it because it's awful. It's awful. Anyway, We'm 7 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,159 Speaker 1: so here to make a good make a good podcast 8 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:38,680 Speaker 1: for you on a Friday when we never ever do 9 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:42,600 Speaker 1: Friday podcast, by the way, is Froggy and Danyelle Gandhi 10 00:00:42,760 --> 00:00:46,120 Speaker 1: and Scarty Hike. There's Scotty b and they're Straightenate and 11 00:00:46,159 --> 00:00:49,080 Speaker 1: Garrett and Dave Brody in the den. What's wrong? What's 12 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:56,280 Speaker 1: wrong Brody? While you shaking your head, it's not me, 13 00:00:56,840 --> 00:01:05,080 Speaker 1: muture zoo damnit? Okay what somebody, it's not me? Go ahead? 14 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:07,280 Speaker 1: What your point is? What my point is? That? So 15 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:10,840 Speaker 1: I understand why we're doing the podcast today. But Thursday 16 00:01:10,959 --> 00:01:12,880 Speaker 1: night is my I don't have to lay out my 17 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:16,080 Speaker 1: clothes or iron or wrinkle spray my clothes because Friday, 18 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:18,400 Speaker 1: no one's gonna see me. And I had to I 19 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:21,160 Speaker 1: had to wear an unwrinkled shirt today and actually get dressed. 20 00:01:23,319 --> 00:01:26,160 Speaker 1: What a fag of his wardrobe decision you made today 21 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:32,680 Speaker 1: sun on Friday, you are red carpet material. Hold on, 22 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:37,320 Speaker 1: hold on, hold, who are you wearing? This is a target? Thank? Okay, 23 00:01:36,959 --> 00:01:40,280 Speaker 1: what's Daniel Brodie's birthday is on Sunday? Can we talk 24 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:43,720 Speaker 1: about that? Yeah? You know what your birthday Sunday? Yeah, 25 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:45,800 Speaker 1: it's crappy because I'm out in the studio for a cake. 26 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:50,800 Speaker 1: Hold on what you asked that somebody blow the whistle 27 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:52,400 Speaker 1: anytime we start to go off the rail, and just 28 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:54,760 Speaker 1: said blow. Brody said the word crappy. I do not 29 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:57,120 Speaker 1: want to go off the rail. And he said and 30 00:01:57,160 --> 00:02:00,560 Speaker 1: he said blow. Didn't someone say blow the whistle? We 31 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:03,400 Speaker 1: said no, no, no, okay, that's I think you need 32 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:06,559 Speaker 1: to decrease the sensitivity of your whistle. I mean, crappy 33 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:09,600 Speaker 1: and blowing the whistle are not bad anyway. So no, 34 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:11,360 Speaker 1: you don't get You don't get a free cake, Brody 35 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:14,480 Speaker 1: unless we send one to you. Sorry. Yeah. Yeah, and 36 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:16,040 Speaker 1: then and I have to hope that you mentioned it 37 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:17,880 Speaker 1: on Monday, but it's a day after and at that 38 00:02:17,919 --> 00:02:20,120 Speaker 1: point it's too late, So it's a bad day to 39 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:22,880 Speaker 1: have a birthday. Yeah, in sixty is a big number. 40 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:27,520 Speaker 1: So I'm so surprised. I'm surprised you remember from eight 41 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:37,280 Speaker 1: years ago? What six dys because by is being a 42 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:44,240 Speaker 1: fucking asshole. Anyway, Well, happy birthday, Brody. Thank you. We'll 43 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:46,880 Speaker 1: be thinking about you on Sunday, but not until then. Yeah, 44 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:50,760 Speaker 1: I won't be thinking about you. Was thinking about his 45 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:53,480 Speaker 1: own birthday. You know what's what's bad about Scary is 46 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:56,440 Speaker 1: his birthday is four days after mine, and he never 47 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:59,600 Speaker 1: remembers my birthday even though it's only four days later. 48 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:05,320 Speaker 1: So thank you for the minding Scary by bringing it up. Wait, 49 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:09,080 Speaker 1: Scary is a birthday coming up next Thursday? Complain how 50 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:12,040 Speaker 1: we can't eat cake or food on the diet. I'm 51 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:14,560 Speaker 1: over there. Hey, we were coming here and we started 52 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:16,320 Speaker 1: doing a show and we're like two hours in and 53 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:18,760 Speaker 1: someone says, oh, by the way, I just remember it's 54 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:25,560 Speaker 1: his birthday. Yeah, you got me a bookmark? Right? I 55 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:30,040 Speaker 1: think it has you guys, Brody. Yeah, you guys forgot 56 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:32,799 Speaker 1: my birthday. And then when you realized that about two 57 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:36,200 Speaker 1: hours into the show, Uh, Danielle, send someone to the 58 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:38,680 Speaker 1: store to get brownies. And then you found a bookmark 59 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:41,280 Speaker 1: in your office, Elvis and everyone signed the bookmark like 60 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:45,400 Speaker 1: it was a card like Barnes and Noble generic bookmark 61 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:46,840 Speaker 1: and on the people run on the back of the 62 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:50,840 Speaker 1: knew ahead of time we'd plan that. Did we have 63 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:56,000 Speaker 1: a fun anybody over? Yeah? Hold on, hold on, we 64 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,920 Speaker 1: can't talk about anybody that's that's going too too far. 65 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:04,640 Speaker 1: Must be nervous. I'm trawling my wire right, Enough of us. 66 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:07,520 Speaker 1: What's on your mind today, Nate? Come on contribute? I'm 67 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:12,640 Speaker 1: going skiing this weekend. Protests are sitting on the couch 68 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:19,159 Speaker 1: between two guys. That that deserves two whistles right there? 69 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:23,000 Speaker 1: Why can't you sit on the couch with two guys? 70 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:28,400 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm going under protest because I'm not 71 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:30,520 Speaker 1: that good of a skier and the last time I went, 72 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:34,480 Speaker 1: and I'm fairly certain I bruised my spine, So I 73 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:37,000 Speaker 1: don't really want to go and fall down a mountain 74 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:43,039 Speaker 1: for I hate skiing sucks? Does anyone like skiing? What 75 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:45,200 Speaker 1: happened the first time I went skiing, well, not the 76 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:46,840 Speaker 1: first time I was skiing. First time, They try to 77 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:49,600 Speaker 1: take me on a big, gass slope. Sheldon took me 78 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:53,440 Speaker 1: all the way. Sheldon took me all the way up 79 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:56,720 Speaker 1: on the ski lift to the highest point you could 80 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:59,440 Speaker 1: possibly go to because he's great, and then he goes, 81 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:01,880 Speaker 1: this is the only way you're going to learn. Come on. 82 00:05:02,279 --> 00:05:05,760 Speaker 1: So I gingerly started skiing down the hill and then 83 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:09,400 Speaker 1: I went, you know what, fuck this took my skis off, 84 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:14,080 Speaker 1: cried and slid down on my butt. We're gonna say gandhi. 85 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:17,279 Speaker 1: I told Nate that this, this little adventure he's taking 86 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:19,359 Speaker 1: sounds like the worst of everything I could think about, 87 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:21,800 Speaker 1: Like we need you to be cold and outside for 88 00:05:21,839 --> 00:05:24,920 Speaker 1: an undisclosed amount of time with no access to food 89 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:27,440 Speaker 1: or really any type of anything that you would need 90 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:31,240 Speaker 1: go have fun. Nope, is the tree that you run into, 91 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:36,120 Speaker 1: like exactly ever forget going up to Killington and then 92 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:39,880 Speaker 1: halfway down snow shed as I was on my skis, 93 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:43,480 Speaker 1: I fell over, tumbled down the rest of snow I 94 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:45,800 Speaker 1: even fell I slipped on the bunny slope. If that 95 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:48,680 Speaker 1: wasn't any any indication. I spent the rest of the 96 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:51,560 Speaker 1: weekend in the wobbly barn and the pickle barrel. Shout out, 97 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:53,640 Speaker 1: I remember those bars. They saved me that weekend. I 98 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:58,400 Speaker 1: never left there or they used to skiing every single year, 99 00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:03,400 Speaker 1: and I hated every second it I tore my a 100 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:05,400 Speaker 1: c L a few years ago skiing and it was 101 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:07,839 Speaker 1: the first and last time I went skiing. So after 102 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,680 Speaker 1: being on the bunny slopes and then with the little 103 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:12,520 Speaker 1: kids practicing, my wife Valley at the time, who was 104 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:14,760 Speaker 1: my girlfriend, said hey, let's go up one. So we 105 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:17,600 Speaker 1: went on the ski slope on the lift and uh 106 00:06:17,839 --> 00:06:19,520 Speaker 1: we started making out a little bit because it's a 107 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:22,720 Speaker 1: long way, and we got off at the next one 108 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:24,720 Speaker 1: up and I couldn't get down, like I didn't know 109 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:27,320 Speaker 1: how to ski. So I I hit a rock. My 110 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:30,400 Speaker 1: binding didn't pop off, and I what I At the time, 111 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:32,640 Speaker 1: I thought it was a bruise, but to later find 112 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:34,000 Speaker 1: out the next day that it was my a c 113 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:37,279 Speaker 1: L and m c L that I tore. Nope, I 114 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:39,760 Speaker 1: once and I have skiers thumb. Do you guys know 115 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:49,560 Speaker 1: what that is? Oh? There you go. Skiers thumb is 116 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:52,839 Speaker 1: when you fall on the pole right your hand poll 117 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:55,640 Speaker 1: and uh, it bangs you here and because it's so 118 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:58,000 Speaker 1: cold out your hands are cold, you don't feel the 119 00:06:58,040 --> 00:07:00,839 Speaker 1: tendons ripping, so I and then it and then it 120 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:05,479 Speaker 1: just heals wrong and that scars thumb. One time, I'll 121 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:07,000 Speaker 1: just wait at the bottom for you, we'll have a 122 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:11,680 Speaker 1: cocktail and the lift is don't let's take the lift 123 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:14,360 Speaker 1: back down. I told Nate my story with the a 124 00:07:14,440 --> 00:07:16,840 Speaker 1: c L yesterday. But when I went to go get 125 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:19,120 Speaker 1: surgery for it, the doctors brought me in and it 126 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:21,360 Speaker 1: and the first time I was really getting surgery, and 127 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:23,880 Speaker 1: I've never had surgery before, so it was kind of scary. 128 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:25,840 Speaker 1: You walk into the room and all the doctors are 129 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:27,760 Speaker 1: there wearing mask and they like lay up on the 130 00:07:27,760 --> 00:07:30,000 Speaker 1: bed and you know, they start to put you out. 131 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:32,880 Speaker 1: And then no more than two minutes after I was out, 132 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:35,240 Speaker 1: they went to go see my family, and that made 133 00:07:35,240 --> 00:07:37,600 Speaker 1: my family like super nervous. Be They're like, what happened? 134 00:07:37,640 --> 00:07:39,720 Speaker 1: Did he have some type of seizure or whatever. They're like, 135 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:42,400 Speaker 1: we've never seen this before. The a c L fell 136 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:45,200 Speaker 1: back into its place and the scar tissue from him 137 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:48,440 Speaker 1: being a diabetic turned into muscle and he healed himself. 138 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:53,160 Speaker 1: Stop it Wolverine type stuff. They said. It was one 139 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:56,520 Speaker 1: of those like one percent out of you know times 140 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:59,200 Speaker 1: that happened. But you still any bread or sugar, so 141 00:07:59,240 --> 00:08:01,160 Speaker 1: you got that going for it? Go take your thumb 142 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:06,960 Speaker 1: and put it somewhere. I will give you a little 143 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:10,400 Speaker 1: serious piece of advice here. Um, if ever you want 144 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:15,200 Speaker 1: the most beautiful, beautiful, uh, walk down a beautiful hill, 145 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:18,920 Speaker 1: go to a ski slope that has the lifts open 146 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:22,640 Speaker 1: during the summer. You can through Colorado, through New Mexico, 147 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:27,000 Speaker 1: through Utah, through Idaho. If you can get the thing 148 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:28,560 Speaker 1: to take you up. You walk. You just take your 149 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:31,880 Speaker 1: time walking down the hill and it's beautiful flowers and 150 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:35,200 Speaker 1: you have meadows full of you know, like butterflies, and 151 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:38,200 Speaker 1: you can stop and have lunch. You know. It's really 152 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:40,040 Speaker 1: a great thing. So the only time you're gonna find 153 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:43,640 Speaker 1: me on a ski slope is July fourth. We actually 154 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:47,439 Speaker 1: did that in Croatia, No Monto Negro, I think we 155 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:49,160 Speaker 1: were in and it was one of the things to do. 156 00:08:49,240 --> 00:08:51,160 Speaker 1: Hey go to the top of the mountain or whatever, right, 157 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:53,080 Speaker 1: And it was the middle of summer. So we're in 158 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:56,400 Speaker 1: shorts and t shirts and we get on this lift 159 00:08:56,440 --> 00:08:59,280 Speaker 1: and we go up there. It was forty one degrees 160 00:08:59,360 --> 00:09:03,640 Speaker 1: when we got to topic. We're freezing. Just remember, just 161 00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:06,079 Speaker 1: because you're going up a mountain in summer, it's not 162 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:09,440 Speaker 1: necessarily warm. And Froggy will be jealous because on Sunday 163 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:13,600 Speaker 1: we'll be sledding down the black course again at beth Page. Yeah, 164 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:16,440 Speaker 1: they cording off this little section of the golf course 165 00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:18,600 Speaker 1: that has a really nice hill and when it snows, 166 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:22,679 Speaker 1: they let you sled down it. So we'll be doing that. 167 00:09:22,679 --> 00:09:25,480 Speaker 1: I could fled. I could sled all day skiing, I 168 00:09:25,520 --> 00:09:28,400 Speaker 1: don't know about actually not all day. I could fled once. 169 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:31,040 Speaker 1: I like snow. That's about it. You guys have such 170 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:33,040 Speaker 1: great weekend plans. I'm going to go home and poach 171 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:37,320 Speaker 1: a fish. That's that's gonna be someone else's kitchen. That's 172 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:41,800 Speaker 1: my that's my weekend. I feel like froggy, he said, 173 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:51,760 Speaker 1: pacha fish that we're gonna poach it with that? Scary? 174 00:09:51,760 --> 00:09:54,480 Speaker 1: What are you going shopping for a present for me? Though? Oh? 175 00:09:54,559 --> 00:09:57,360 Speaker 1: Please come on, I'll give you my presents all the time. 176 00:09:57,400 --> 00:09:59,960 Speaker 1: Every week. Every week we can we get together for 177 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,440 Speaker 1: about an hour and a half. We don't get him anything. 178 00:10:03,559 --> 00:10:09,280 Speaker 1: By the way, Scary wanted me to thank what's that Elvis? 179 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:12,120 Speaker 1: Last night we did our podcast on Thursday the Brooklyn 180 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:14,720 Speaker 1: Boys instead of Wednesday, and in the middle of the podcast, 181 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:17,679 Speaker 1: Scary got a text message inviting him to an exclusive 182 00:10:17,679 --> 00:10:20,800 Speaker 1: strip club grand opening, and he wanted me to thank 183 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:23,560 Speaker 1: him for doing the podcast and not going to the 184 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:28,600 Speaker 1: exclusive strip club with open bar and crazy lady entertainment being. 185 00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:32,120 Speaker 1: Cheryl invited me, she goes, are you coming? Are you coming? 186 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:39,599 Speaker 1: And I said, I'm not coming. I have other obligations. 187 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:40,880 Speaker 1: I have to do my podcast and I have to 188 00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:43,120 Speaker 1: be a responsible adult. I would love to come to 189 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:46,120 Speaker 1: the grand opening of Experiment right and look at a 190 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:48,920 Speaker 1: name dropping name dropping gonna get in free now and 191 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:56,520 Speaker 1: some crazy books. Do they still do that at trip clubs? 192 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:59,679 Speaker 1: To give you a crazy funny money. Funny money, that's 193 00:10:59,679 --> 00:11:04,280 Speaker 1: what it's all. Yeah, and they charge you more for it. Yeah, 194 00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:10,000 Speaker 1: yesterday's podcast was so much better. Hey, that reminds me Scotty. 195 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:14,199 Speaker 1: Sam and William are getting married, but I know they 196 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:16,840 Speaker 1: wanted to but they can't. Elope, and I think that's 197 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:21,040 Speaker 1: uh shame. Why is that a shame? You don't want 198 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:23,640 Speaker 1: to text you? Later? We have to go and give 199 00:11:23,679 --> 00:11:32,600 Speaker 1: him a gift? Is that it? Handlope? Are you gonna 200 00:11:32,640 --> 00:11:36,240 Speaker 1: stop dangling your carriage? It is a stretch, Dan. All 201 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:41,880 Speaker 1: depends on Okay, are we done? Yeah? We were done 202 00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:45,440 Speaker 1: before we started. We did a Friday edition of the 203 00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:47,520 Speaker 1: podcast to make up for the Thursday edition that we 204 00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:53,640 Speaker 1: didn't do all right. Well, you have skiers thumb there straight. Yeah, 205 00:11:53,679 --> 00:11:59,440 Speaker 1: look at that. That's some something else same, he's double 206 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:02,400 Speaker 1: joined it. And look at that. Check her baby. Alright, 207 00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:13,680 Speaker 1: bye bye, get out of here. The fifteen minute Morning 208 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:14,000 Speaker 1: Show