Speaker 1: Lift Service. What's up is lip Service? I'm Angela, Ye,
Speaker 1: I'm Stephanie Santiago and I'm G G McGuire And we
Speaker 1: have a special guest with s Ms Eliah Jeanine. Hey girl.
Speaker 1: Now Eliah is a retired porn star and now you
Speaker 1: do stand up comedy. That is very funny, because I
Speaker 1: think sex is funny all the time. But we're gonna
Speaker 1: get into it in a minute. First we're gonna do
Speaker 1: our tips. It is thanks This is our special Thanksgiving
Speaker 1: edition of lip Service, because of course what goes best
Speaker 1: with the holidays sex, yeah, and the non holidays and
Speaker 1: the weekdays and the weekends. But so our question today
Speaker 1: and these are your just the tip. You gotta give
Speaker 1: your tip? What do you contribute for the holidays? If
Speaker 1: you don't know how to cook? Oh, dessert, contribute bring
Speaker 1: a cake or a pie, booze al, that's good, liquor.
Speaker 1: I cook. I don't know. I contribute. I cooked. But
Speaker 1: if I had a friend that I invited over and
Speaker 1: they felt as though that they weren't, you know, couldn't
Speaker 1: make a sufficient meal, and they asked me, well what
Speaker 1: can I bring, I would say bring dessert? Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I agree with can't have enough cakes and pass for
Speaker 1: the holidays. Yeah, and when I wasn't a person who cooked,
Speaker 1: that's what I would bring, like the pumpkin pot and
Speaker 1: some men is a cheap one because station the station
Speaker 1: exactly like, here's some cookies, you cook, what do you bring?
Speaker 1: I do? Um? I can cook um anything that they
Speaker 1: pretty much bought me to. My mom was um. She
Speaker 1: was a really good baker. Um. She actually got a
Speaker 1: scholarship from Betty Crocker. She wanted she want like some contest.
Speaker 1: So like I learned how to cook from her basically,
Speaker 1: and like I have to follow instructions. That's amazing. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I could listen. My family is all coming up with
Speaker 1: my house and I'm getting everything catered. You're not gonna cook.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna cook. Only because it's thirty people getting
Speaker 1: cater girl for forty people. Last year, I could we're
Speaker 1: both of our families all came over to the house.
Speaker 1: And this was her first Thanksgiving. Last year, we're both
Speaker 1: of their families meeting. We kind of gotta do it,
Speaker 1: and I have to cook, and I put my foot
Speaker 1: in at meal, thank you very much. It's just like
Speaker 1: the same members of the family, and yeah, right, it's
Speaker 1: like my regular family. Let me tell you. I will, however,
Speaker 1: because the way that it is, like when I get
Speaker 1: it catered, I still have to put stuff in the
Speaker 1: oven for a certain amount of time, so I will
Speaker 1: take a picture for Instagram. It's just finness. I did
Speaker 1: that last year. But yeah, it's a big deal around
Speaker 1: the holidays. Now. We always talk about this because this
Speaker 1: is like make a break time for some people. Now.
Speaker 1: I have a friend who was with her man fit
Speaker 1: three years and she never met his family. So they
Speaker 1: broke up and she was like, I can't take it anymore.
Speaker 1: Every holiday he would go see his family and not
Speaker 1: bring her, but he knew her family. It feels like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's bringing the white It was his family like really
Speaker 1: crazy or something. I don't know. I don't think so.
Speaker 1: But even if your family is crazy, like we all
Speaker 1: have embarrassing family members, Yeah, no, I think that he like,
Speaker 1: like you said, Earle, I think he's probably married. Probably married.
Speaker 1: I said the same thing. And three years three years
Speaker 1: a long time, like first year, okay, I get it,
Speaker 1: but second and third year, No, you're hiding something. They
Speaker 1: weren't living together, No, they were with it they were
Speaker 1: together like three or four times a week. Oh, but
Speaker 1: like she would be in his house, he would be
Speaker 1: at her house. So I was like, I don't understand.
Speaker 1: I don't understand either, But when do you bring somebody
Speaker 1: to me? Your family never so people get pregnant quick.
Speaker 1: But I'm saying, like it's the holidays. Now. I learned
Speaker 1: this because I had an ex boyfriend, hey me to
Speaker 1: meet his whole family on Thanksgiving. His mom was mad
Speaker 1: because it was her first time meeting me, and she
Speaker 1: felt like she should have met me. Yeah, like you
Speaker 1: go to a dinner? Yeah, because what um with one
Speaker 1: of my exes. Um? He took me to one of
Speaker 1: his cousin's engagement parties and he was Hispanic, so literally
Speaker 1: his whole family was there. And I'm just like this
Speaker 1: little white girl like Laura Espaniel. But I know all
Speaker 1: you fuckers are talking about awkward. It was fine for
Speaker 1: like the first two years was great, alright, but so
Speaker 1: you you think like the first I mean Stephanie was
Speaker 1: going on to for me, I don't know, um, when
Speaker 1: I mean in my service relationships like hidden like my
Speaker 1: son's father and his mother, I'm his mother. Like the
Speaker 1: second day I met him. His mother was always like
Speaker 1: behind him, so right and then, um, my last relationship.
Speaker 1: I knew his parents since we were kids. So what
Speaker 1: about now now? If I mean right now, I'm I'm
Speaker 1: you know, I'm single, and I've been entertaining myself and
Speaker 1: the guy that um that I've been talking to, you know,
Speaker 1: entertaining myself with. He asked me to come over to
Speaker 1: his family's things. Oh yeah, already yeah, and I kind of,
Speaker 1: you know, I said, I have something else to do.
Speaker 1: Why don't you want to? God that you like him?
Speaker 1: I do like him a lot. I like him a lot,
Speaker 1: but but you know, I just came out of a relationship.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be in a relation and the
Speaker 1: family and that's kind of it's not even it's not
Speaker 1: even nothing against him, and I don't want to be
Speaker 1: serious with him or anything. I just you know, I
Speaker 1: have a child to have other family that if he
Speaker 1: offended that he invited you and you're not gonna come. Know,
Speaker 1: He's just like, um, you could like you we both
Speaker 1: live in the same place. He's like, you could, um,
Speaker 1: you know, after you see your family, So I don't know,
Speaker 1: we'll see you. We'll play by you like that. Would
Speaker 1: be crazy. Maybe go after the dinner when everyone's like
Speaker 1: relaxed or right, can you get you drunk? Like that's
Speaker 1: the thing. I know on things giving, I'm gonna be drunk.
Speaker 1: I know I'm gonna be drunk, the last thing you
Speaker 1: want to do when you meet you, and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be like, hey, I'm stay like the greatest thing ever,
Speaker 1: I'm drunk. I think it's probably kind of funny. It's
Speaker 1: if they have a good, fun family. Yeah, everybody, like
Speaker 1: you're everyone's drunk and in my family, so it would
Speaker 1: be weird for you not to be. And most people
Speaker 1: are fun where they're drunk. So there you have it.
Speaker 1: Anybody ever had a bad holiday? Oh my god? Everyone
Speaker 1: sing one time at home with my best eating noodles,
Speaker 1: eating noodles and noodles, noodles. Well, at least you guys
Speaker 1: had each other. Don't be on green. Yeah, but a
Speaker 1: little face. My friend day is giving. I'm single. I
Speaker 1: spent it alone with my best friend at the time,
Speaker 1: a girl that I was hanging out with, and we
Speaker 1: felt like or friends. But it wasn't bad because you know,
Speaker 1: like we were making the best of it. I don't
Speaker 1: take a holidays that seriously because of that reason, because
Speaker 1: everyone's like, oh, you're alone on this day. I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's a Thursday, Turkey, what time? I want? Whatever the want?
Speaker 1: All right? Now? How about this? Christmas is also coming up, Hanukkah, Kwanza, everything, whatever,
Speaker 1: and people celebrate. If somebody gives you a really nice present,
Speaker 1: but you were planning to break up with them, can
Speaker 1: you still break up with them? What's the protocol here?
Speaker 1: Are you supposed to give the gift back? No? No,
Speaker 1: it's a gift. It's it's a gift that they gave
Speaker 1: you and not your fault that you were going to
Speaker 1: break up with them when they gave you the gift.
Speaker 1: Like that just happened. So you keep the gift and
Speaker 1: then you wait like two or three days and there.
Speaker 1: Or if it's a car, oh no, you totally keep that.
Speaker 1: If he's dumb enough to buy you a car, oh no,
Speaker 1: you totally. Yeah, But do you wait a little while.
Speaker 1: If someone give you something really nice to you, don't
Speaker 1: you feel guilty unless at least another month or two,
Speaker 1: Unless they're buying it for you to try to keep you,
Speaker 1: then you definitely keep the present and definitely dumb. It
Speaker 1: depends because a lot of times if someone's buying you
Speaker 1: a car either a like they're completely oblivious to the
Speaker 1: relationship what's going on. Because normally when someone wants to
Speaker 1: break up with someone, you feel it. Otherwise you're not
Speaker 1: in it. Although I don't know if guys are as
Speaker 1: tuned in. I don't think that you should plan to
Speaker 1: work up. I don't think you plan to work up
Speaker 1: with somebody. I think you just break up. Sometimes it
Speaker 1: is across. Sometimes it is like I'm gonna have to
Speaker 1: break up with them, Okay, Like if you're breaking up
Speaker 1: with somebody for a long time and it took me
Speaker 1: a long time to actually do it, but I did it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's hard to try to kill me. Oh yeah, he
Speaker 1: tried to kill me when I broke up with me.
Speaker 1: Kill me. You'll know, like a hotel, you'll know the
Speaker 1: backs there wa in the whole town. Hun they're made
Speaker 1: out of like concrete. And yeah, so he throwed me
Speaker 1: down those steps. Let's see, that's what happened with my
Speaker 1: he did. He tried to throw me down. He threw
Speaker 1: me down the back stairway by the airport. No, I
Speaker 1: was a little bang them bruise. But this is around
Speaker 1: the time when we had the Razor phones and I
Speaker 1: was on the phone at the time trying to call
Speaker 1: my friends so she can come pick me up. And
Speaker 1: I tumbled down the steps. And I think the fact
Speaker 1: that I held the phone to my face trying to
Speaker 1: talk to her is with like, help my head, because
Speaker 1: my order, my head and all of this was all
Speaker 1: bruised up. But good thing you about him? Go right, like,
Speaker 1: Ani was the same guy I killed. This is her?
Speaker 1: Back it up there. He threw you down the stairs.
Speaker 1: This was and after that you still had sex. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no. The heart attack came before I tried
Speaker 1: to break up with him. Okay, so we had a
Speaker 1: heart attack. I thought he no, she died. I didn't
Speaker 1: kill I remember the story. You know he had heart problems.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. He wants how the heart attack.
Speaker 1: He eventually died of a heart You killed I know,
Speaker 1: I know, I know that's why you always did it.
Speaker 1: But I really didn't kill him. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: just started it. You start. Yeah, she started the path.
Speaker 1: He rest in peace. But yeah, he tried to kill
Speaker 1: me first. What did you press charges? No? I left.
Speaker 1: That's what made me move to Atlanta. Yeah, so he
Speaker 1: didn't go to jail for throwing you. I didn't. Oh
Speaker 1: you're I just picked up on my shi and left.
Speaker 1: What would you have done? Oh, the same thing because
Speaker 1: my boyfriend I was living with him though he um
Speaker 1: found my sex list from high school. Oh sex list? Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I mean it was from high school. Many people were
Speaker 1: on it, oh at that time, only like fifty okay
Speaker 1: from high school only well, I mean at the time
Speaker 1: I was up to like I was twenty two, so
Speaker 1: it was all the way up to twenty two. Mostly
Speaker 1: all of them were in my twenties. So you can
Speaker 1: settle that. But no, no, um, he found that and
Speaker 1: he got drunk and he actually had cheated on me.
Speaker 1: So it was that whole like projection things. We like
Speaker 1: hit me and try to throw me down a flight
Speaker 1: of stairs. But I like I was going to school
Speaker 1: to be a cop at the time. Um, but crazy.
Speaker 1: But he's a really big guy. He was like six
Speaker 1: one six two three hundred pounds. But like I turned
Speaker 1: around and like I popped him like two three times
Speaker 1: and I ran down the stairs. And then about a
Speaker 1: month and a half later, like I moved out, I
Speaker 1: took him. I made him, give me like ten fifteen grand,
Speaker 1: like furnished a whole another apartment, buy me a car,
Speaker 1: and then I left it. Wow. So yeah, you don't
Speaker 1: hit me, Yeah, you don't hit me. Yeah, you passed
Speaker 1: him three times. Yeah, I gave him like a little shot.
Speaker 1: I mean because I don't know from like cop training. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well it's more like a palm and then a punch
Speaker 1: and that was like that huge and then yeah and
Speaker 1: I was drunk to this was Yeah, it was a
Speaker 1: gnarly me. That is crazy. Has anybody ever tried to
Speaker 1: kill you, Stephanie? I mean yeah, but not like that,
Speaker 1: not throwing me down the stairs or anything like that.
Speaker 1: But you know, I've been woken up to like being
Speaker 1: choked to die. Yeah, like fucking bitch, bitch that you're
Speaker 1: not you've never been in love. If your man hasn't
Speaker 1: tried to kill you as someone, I don't, I don't
Speaker 1: need love. Yeah, I don't believe that. It's been like
Speaker 1: choked out a couple of times, Like I mean I
Speaker 1: kind of like that in bed, so that me too,
Speaker 1: But it's not the violent choking, Like the violent means
Speaker 1: you were sleep. Yeah, there's there's like specific kinds of choking,
Speaker 1: Like you could cut off the air, but the main
Speaker 1: part is cutting off blood circulation. That's what we'll knock
Speaker 1: somebody out when he cut off air, that will kill him.
Speaker 1: So it really depends on how you choke with somebody.
Speaker 1: I don't out, but I'm a little air. I don't
Speaker 1: want to die either, auto affixiation not like that. All
Speaker 1: right now, aaliah U. You were saying to me earlier
Speaker 1: before we said this show that you're in an open
Speaker 1: relationship and this is what works for you. So you
Speaker 1: can fuck who you want to fuck, and you're dude
Speaker 1: can funk who he wants to suck. Also, do you
Speaker 1: have to approve it? Like you have to tell him like, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm at this guy. Absolutely, you don't tell him after
Speaker 1: you just do it. No, Yeah, that'd be weird. That'd
Speaker 1: be like throwing his face, like, hey, look at all
Speaker 1: these cocks. I was. I was in a relationship before
Speaker 1: and he used to ask me questions in details, like
Speaker 1: you want to know every single guy? Yeah, some guys
Speaker 1: like that's a coup cald. Some guys really like get
Speaker 1: off on that and like that would be like I've
Speaker 1: had relationships like that, But that's a little bit too much,
Speaker 1: just be like, Okay, no, I this is you, Like
Speaker 1: we shared this. It was really weird, but I just
Speaker 1: kept up with it because I got to kick out
Speaker 1: of it because he would really like it. You know
Speaker 1: what I think? Did he ask that? Like? What kind
Speaker 1: of questions did he ask? How was it? How big?
Speaker 1: Was it? Was it better me? Would you do to him?
Speaker 1: How like everything? How did it happened? Did you initiate
Speaker 1: the sex? If it was better? You would be like, yes,
Speaker 1: it was better. No, yes, we didn't believe you then
Speaker 1: because he was somebody's better, but he really good sex,
Speaker 1: and then nobody is better than you, daddy, No, it
Speaker 1: was he had really good No, he was good in bed.
Speaker 1: Did you ever want to watch? No, but he wanted
Speaker 1: to listen one time. That's weird. Yeah, some guys really
Speaker 1: really get off on that, like immensely, like it's crazy,
Speaker 1: and some girls like, yeah it was older. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: great for a certain relationship, especially like it's a sex
Speaker 1: worker that's sucking perfect. So what are the rules for
Speaker 1: the open relationship? Are there any rules? Like, Okay, here's
Speaker 1: the rules. You can't be with this person more than
Speaker 1: three times or no, there's I think, what about like protection, Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: protection is definitely um a thing. Yeah, like we use
Speaker 1: protection and stuff like that. But um no, there's like
Speaker 1: don't ask, don't tell kind of thing, like a whole
Speaker 1: other relationship. Um yeah, to a certain extent, we've talked
Speaker 1: about that. That was like if we're going to be
Speaker 1: with somebody else then yeah, but no, no, Yeah, this
Speaker 1: is more just like sexual urges to be like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm really sexually attracted this person because you know, I
Speaker 1: travel a lot and stuff, and so they'll be like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm going to bring this person and probably never see
Speaker 1: him again kind of deals. It's not like we get
Speaker 1: to sleep with like random people every day. It's just
Speaker 1: like if something happens and that happens. That's like what
Speaker 1: Monique was saying. She says, she goes on the road
Speaker 1: and sometimes you get a little urge to do it,
Speaker 1: and she does sometimes I want to suck somebody else,
Speaker 1: and sometimes I just do it. And she said that
Speaker 1: monogamy or whatever, adultery shouldn't be the basis of breaking up.
Speaker 1: You shouldn't break up over infidelity. Well, how does a
Speaker 1: natural thing? Monogamy is unnatural in the general, Like if
Speaker 1: you get down to the scientific concept of it monogamy.
Speaker 1: That's why faithful, because it's in their DNA. They can
Speaker 1: because it's um. It's a challenge for them though. It
Speaker 1: really is a challenge. Gets a challenge. Okay, it's very
Speaker 1: natural for him that you guys lived together. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: it will be together. It will be um four years
Speaker 1: December of tea Dad, y'all got together right before Christmas.
Speaker 1: You got a gas the first year. Uh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I got im after eight days. Right, it was like
Speaker 1: it was just it was like a Mark Jacob's dress.
Speaker 1: That's nice. That's nice. Yeah, that's a very personal gift too.
Speaker 1: Oh he's phenomenal. Like he's very it's like good at all.
Speaker 1: That like a lot of my really nice expensive dresses,
Speaker 1: Like he picks them all. Likes what he do. Oh,
Speaker 1: he owns stuff, lots and lots of stuff. I don't
Speaker 1: really talk about, like who he is. Does he go
Speaker 1: and buy himself or does he have someone pick it? Oh? No,
Speaker 1: he goes and buys it out. Like for my birthday,
Speaker 1: I got um, Stephanie. That is amazing. It's hard to
Speaker 1: find a guy that's good, that's good at Yeah, and
Speaker 1: like he knows my shoes, eyes and stuff like, yeah, dope, beautiful.
Speaker 1: Not theseus right here? These are my picking. This is
Speaker 1: my style. He dresses me up. Now, So what would
Speaker 1: you guys do now, gig if a guy got you
Speaker 1: a nice present but you were planning to break up,
Speaker 1: do you keep the present or do you give it back?
Speaker 1: Y'all know, I'm keeping every thing. I ain't give big ship.
Speaker 1: It's mine. You bought it, it's mine, I'm keeping it.
Speaker 1: What if you buy him something and he breaks up
Speaker 1: it too, keep it? He gets to keep it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I'm not gonna I'm not. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to do the double can keep it? Just be mad though. Well,
Speaker 1: if a guy gets just sat here all the time,
Speaker 1: all those seconds trying to think of who actually broke
Speaker 1: up with me? Nobody ever broke up with me? I
Speaker 1: do the breaking up breaking up around here? Well, I mean,
Speaker 1: if a guy bought me a gift and I was
Speaker 1: planning on breaking off with him, it will probably get him,
Speaker 1: buy him a couple more weeks for sure. Okay, you're
Speaker 1: still going to keep the gift because that's what I'm
Speaker 1: gonna keep. That text your friends and you'd be like
Speaker 1: all right, I can't break up with this zude days girl.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, yeah, exactly. You just bort yourself a month
Speaker 1: over for you. I used to sate this guy that
Speaker 1: used to buy me presents all the time, and I
Speaker 1: was like, okay, I don't even want to be with
Speaker 1: him anymore, but he's always I had to tell him.
Speaker 1: I was like, please do me a favorite and stop
Speaker 1: buying a meythings. I would. Yeah, that makes me feel guilty.
Speaker 1: It made me feel bad. It's okay if I really
Speaker 1: like you and I want to be with you, cool,
Speaker 1: But if I don't want to be with you when
Speaker 1: you keep on buying meself, I feel bad, especially if
Speaker 1: I like you as a person. It seems like they're
Speaker 1: almost trying to like you know, you don't feel bad
Speaker 1: what you don't feel by me? Everything I could care less.
Speaker 1: You wasn't ex for it, right, he was thinking upon himself. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I think that he thought we were going to
Speaker 1: end up together one day with all of this stuff
Speaker 1: that he probably I love you, and I know you
Speaker 1: only lead people on in the wrong way. You you
Speaker 1: kind of like play it cool, So he should have
Speaker 1: saw the signs that she wasn't, you know, and that's
Speaker 1: up to him that he wanted to keep unning. And
Speaker 1: I felt bad because you know, sometimes you dad somebody
Speaker 1: and you feel bad because they're so nice and they
Speaker 1: do great stuff for you, and you're like, why can't
Speaker 1: I like him? Yeah? Like why am I not? In
Speaker 1: just like your eyebrows? It's something, and then it's something
Speaker 1: as minute as that. It could be like I don't
Speaker 1: like the way he burps, or something like there's something
Speaker 1: I feel like I can't mannerisms will kill a guy.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't like I don't like the way
Speaker 1: he drives. I don't like like him. When you like
Speaker 1: a guy, you like like everything he does. Yeah, damn.
Speaker 1: I love the way his hands look on us. Yeah,
Speaker 1: every little thing. But it's my down. But when you
Speaker 1: stop because the same things that you love about a guy,
Speaker 1: I love when he snores. It's so cute. As soon
Speaker 1: as you break up like that, I gotta get up.
Speaker 1: He found a couch. Let me suffocate him some up here.
Speaker 1: That's snoring every night, jees jes. Thinking about people, you know,
Speaker 1: when I'm I know when I'm starting and say, hey,
Speaker 1: a guy when I don't like the way he smells anymore? Oh,
Speaker 1: my god, that's a big thing. Smell. I love him,
Speaker 1: he smells so good. But when I hate him, it's
Speaker 1: like that's, um, that's that's your hormones basically telling you
Speaker 1: that that dude's done. Yeah, that's your body whatever. Yeah, listen,
Speaker 1: when you love a guy, if his his dank ass
Speaker 1: breath in the morning, you'll be like, I love it,
Speaker 1: breathe only it doesn't bother you and be like I'll
Speaker 1: make out with you. Right Yeah, Like that's like that.
Speaker 1: But when you don't love him anymore, he don't why
Speaker 1: I'm talking to me. You ain't even brush your But yeah,
Speaker 1: they say that if you love the way a guy
Speaker 1: smells and you love him, like scent is super important.
Speaker 1: Yeah for women. Yeah, he has this cologna. I like that.
Speaker 1: He was all the time and um like he you know,
Speaker 1: he has a couple of different things that he goes through.
Speaker 1: But I always noticed that when we when we like beefing,
Speaker 1: who were the cologna? I like to be smart, I
Speaker 1: called him in one time to like, really gonna wear
Speaker 1: that COLOGNEA like you. It's it's like a man's from
Speaker 1: It's like if if I like the way that you
Speaker 1: know that smell that comes from the side of your mouth.
Speaker 1: You can't smell everybody has it, your freemones, fremones. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: people call it. People say a whole bunch of different ways.
Speaker 1: But that smells, you know, the natural smell from your body.
Speaker 1: I like, listen, if you love a guy, you love
Speaker 1: his musty aston well that things. Actually they've done studies. No,
Speaker 1: oh no, they've actually done studies where like they've had
Speaker 1: m guys like work out in a T shirt and
Speaker 1: like had their wives or girlfriends or whatever, and then
Speaker 1: the women had to smell the shirts to to find
Speaker 1: their guy, and every single woman picked out their man's
Speaker 1: T shirt because they know the smell. Yeah, like smell.
Speaker 1: It's this is all sizes. I study psychology and brains
Speaker 1: and stuff, so this is very fun um but yeah
Speaker 1: it is. It's it's like women love the sense of
Speaker 1: like the way that a guy smells, and it's very
Speaker 1: important to us if things don't smell without smells like
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, but it's just like yeah, it's just like
Speaker 1: the skin, like their skin. Now. Earlier, I was saying
Speaker 1: that I think that sex should be like fun and funny.
Speaker 1: Oh sex, it's hilarious. Now for you and you were
Speaker 1: you were porn so your retire porn stuff and you
Speaker 1: started doing stand up comedy. So how do you make
Speaker 1: that transition? Because I find like during sex, I find things.
Speaker 1: I think it's always good when I'm with somebody and
Speaker 1: we both can laugh at that. It's something that happens
Speaker 1: like a quief and yeah, because that's natural and it's
Speaker 1: funny like it happens. It's right, be like O, it's
Speaker 1: like I quickly because you were so big when you play,
Speaker 1: there's so much air, chapter and sometimes love. That for
Speaker 1: all of the explanations, that's what happened, So talk about that.
Speaker 1: How did you make that transition though? Like, how did
Speaker 1: you know you wanted to do stand up comedy? Um? Well,
Speaker 1: I was while I was in porn um in l
Speaker 1: A I UM. I would do comedy sketches and like
Speaker 1: YouTube videos and stuff like that and hang out with comedians.
Speaker 1: And when I was a dancer, um, prior to that,
Speaker 1: I worked as your club that it had a comedy
Speaker 1: club underneath it, and it's also a bartender at a
Speaker 1: comedy club. Those all just kind of there. It was
Speaker 1: just something that I wanted to try. Like I went
Speaker 1: to school to be a cop. I studied psychology, I
Speaker 1: was in porn. I do a bunch of stuff basically,
Speaker 1: and so I was like, Okay, let's try this, like
Speaker 1: I was writing a bunch of stuff, and yeah, this
Speaker 1: is actually something that has really stuck so far. We'll
Speaker 1: see people recognize you all the time, Like when do
Speaker 1: they people come up to you want to see, like
Speaker 1: I was just watching um No, not like every once
Speaker 1: in a while people will come up um. But for
Speaker 1: the most part, a lot of my fans know that.
Speaker 1: I think a lot of my fans are kind of
Speaker 1: weird and creepy because they've seen me funk, Like they
Speaker 1: don't know me as a real person and they just
Speaker 1: see me like I've had dudes come up like show
Speaker 1: me like porn that I was in. I'm like, no, bro,
Speaker 1: like like that's a line that's yeah, that's disrespectful. I'm
Speaker 1: not going to sun off when you're not even paying
Speaker 1: for it. Like this is why I have to do
Speaker 1: comedy now, because no one pays for their fucking porn.
Speaker 1: Everything in comedy doesn't exactly pay for a whole lot
Speaker 1: either right now. But I just keep getting sucked by
Speaker 1: the entertainment world. Basically, though yeah, no, I've all yeah,
Speaker 1: obviously I'm doing it. Um No, it was a pretty
Speaker 1: easy transition, I think, um mainly because a lot of
Speaker 1: the comics here, like they know that I'm serious about it,
Speaker 1: because there's a lot of not a lot, but there's
Speaker 1: a couple of other girls in the industry. They're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do comedy or oh I'm gonna um be
Speaker 1: a DJ, like there's like thirty porn star DJs now,
Speaker 1: or there's like the fashion designers. But then once they
Speaker 1: realize how hard it is to like really do any model. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like no matter how hard, Like comedy is hard as funk.
Speaker 1: Like people don't realize, like you have to write your
Speaker 1: own material, like you have to do all this stuff,
Speaker 1: and I think you go places and you have to
Speaker 1: try to get on because it's not even yeah, like
Speaker 1: you have to do open mics and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: And a lot of girls say like, oh, I've done
Speaker 1: two poor and so now I'm famous and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do this and be famous in this. It's like, no, honey,
Speaker 1: it's just two dicks. Like you need to sell down.
Speaker 1: No one even knows your name, like and now anyone
Speaker 1: with a camera could basically be a porn star quote unquote.
Speaker 1: So I mean it's like I really like amateur porn too.
Speaker 1: Oh well, now yeah that's huge. Now it's the amateur
Speaker 1: ship and I'm like, yeah, I can't do amateur and
Speaker 1: stuff like once you claim yourself as a porn star,
Speaker 1: would be like, oh, I'm not a porn star, peo,
Speaker 1: don't really care. You can still call yourself an amateur
Speaker 1: because it'd be ports are the same person over and
Speaker 1: over again and it's still amateur. Oh yeah, well, I
Speaker 1: mean I've shot amateur porn when I was not like that.
Speaker 1: It was like an amateur company, Like, yeah, you're a
Speaker 1: brand new company, so it's amateur. I guess I don't know,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I always felt like laughing in bed is
Speaker 1: so with some funny things that you'll have had happened,
Speaker 1: like while you were having something like professionally or either
Speaker 1: either some funny ships. Um, I'm almost technically broken, guys,
Speaker 1: dick ones. That's not funny, by the way. Oh I mean, well,
Speaker 1: I mean I saw that happen with um Pinky the
Speaker 1: porn star. She she went up and then went down
Speaker 1: on the guystick so hard, and the whole kind filled
Speaker 1: up with blood. That happened to you? No, no, um,
Speaker 1: what happened with this guy? I wasn't imporn at the time.
Speaker 1: It was, um, it was before porn BPS before um.
Speaker 1: It was a guy that I've known since like the
Speaker 1: sixth grade. It was someone that I always had a
Speaker 1: super crush on and like I was like eight and
Speaker 1: a couple of our friends from high school hanging out
Speaker 1: and that's when we ended up hooking up. And um,
Speaker 1: it was just like two days. Like it was great.
Speaker 1: From what I remember. Everybody like called me two days later.
Speaker 1: I was wasted. Um me call me two days later
Speaker 1: and he's like, hey, like this is awkward. He's like
Speaker 1: do you have anything And I'm like, um, I'm like no.
Speaker 1: And we used a condom. Um do you know, like
Speaker 1: I remember that much right And he's like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: I'm at the doctor's right now because my taint is
Speaker 1: black and blue like his whole well he had a
Speaker 1: previous hernia before and kind of failed to mentioned, but
Speaker 1: like literally like everything, like his whole package was black
Speaker 1: and blue. Yeah, he had to go like the special
Speaker 1: penis doctor and stuff like that. What did you do
Speaker 1: to him? I told him that's what he gets for
Speaker 1: making me wait since the sixth grade. That must have
Speaker 1: been so painful, you know, like it was like he
Speaker 1: was fine, He's like I was perfectly. He's like it
Speaker 1: didn't start. He's like it didn't hurt. It was just
Speaker 1: all black and blue. Like there's like some I've never heard.
Speaker 1: I've never telled nobody's dick black and blue either, do
Speaker 1: you look ask and all of that. Yeah, yeah, I've
Speaker 1: done all of that. I actually, actually, y'all know, we
Speaker 1: get it kicked out of the conversation probably the first time.
Speaker 1: It came so late in the damn interview. Yeah no,
Speaker 1: I actually I got it called um like imporn because
Speaker 1: they like porn is very racist. I think everyone is
Speaker 1: aware of that. I just dating the obvious. But there's
Speaker 1: some like fans and stuff like that, especially with some
Speaker 1: of the girls that don't do interracial scenes, like they're
Speaker 1: automatically labeled an get paid less to know, somebody said that,
Speaker 1: he said, you get paid less if you do scenes
Speaker 1: with black bir moron, No, you get paid the exact
Speaker 1: same amount. What the fuck? Oh my god. No, But
Speaker 1: there's this one like one guy made a word press
Speaker 1: site dedicated to white porn stars that would do in
Speaker 1: a racial scenes but wouldn't eat black eyes asses. And
Speaker 1: it's like a lot of these fans don't realize that,
Speaker 1: Like we get hired to do specific things, like that's
Speaker 1: a specific like fetish, that's a niche. If we get
Speaker 1: hired for that scene, like I will do that, yes,
Speaker 1: but if it's not on the scene, like I'm not
Speaker 1: going to do it, I'm not going to do it
Speaker 1: because I'm not getting paid more for it, Like this
Speaker 1: is like no, then is like anal. Well, well to
Speaker 1: be like okay, you're doing an anal scene with so
Speaker 1: and so today would be like okay, be like we
Speaker 1: need you to eat as, we need you to do
Speaker 1: this we need and be like okay, these are the
Speaker 1: things on the list. And what's so funny is that
Speaker 1: exact day I actually worked with Shawn Michaels and I
Speaker 1: ate his ass out. So I thought it was just
Speaker 1: the most hysterical thing. I'm like, wait a fucking month
Speaker 1: asshole before you, Like it was just so r Have
Speaker 1: you ever made a guy come from eating his ass? Uh? Possible?
Speaker 1: I made a guy come just from playing with his balls. Really,
Speaker 1: he must have been really sensitive and like with the
Speaker 1: mouth and licking. Yeah, but just from playing with balls.
Speaker 1: Is there anything that you've been proposition to do for
Speaker 1: a movie that you've been like, nah, I won't do that. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was never into like gang bangs or blow bangs
Speaker 1: or like boukacki scenes just like everywhere. Yeah, that's exactly
Speaker 1: what it is, exactly everywhere. It just like no, I
Speaker 1: wear contacts with ship burns when it cons what do
Speaker 1: you get paid the most for? Like in the contact
Speaker 1: if they put they're like, okay, we'll give you extra
Speaker 1: if you dadada. Well, normally like gang bangs and stuff
Speaker 1: like that because there's more people, um, like your first
Speaker 1: anal scene. You tend to get more money for your
Speaker 1: first anal scene because they haven't produced. Because there isn't
Speaker 1: one out, it's fairly easy um to do that. So
Speaker 1: like your first anal females girls get like two grand
Speaker 1: or whatever, depending on who they are. Well, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: let a guy know with have any with me. It's
Speaker 1: in the question. You don't like anal sex, I'm no,
Speaker 1: I'm number on. Some girls prefer anal sex over back.
Speaker 1: You're like that, I wish I could prefer anal sex
Speaker 1: over yah, I don't. First of all, I don't understand
Speaker 1: how like even a finger in my ask makes me
Speaker 1: win a ship. Later that the pressure, well that's why
Speaker 1: you use enemas and like there's um like but uh,
Speaker 1: ammonia a d. I actually like to take that stuff
Speaker 1: like if I go out, like if I plan to
Speaker 1: get real drunk, like I'll take anti tiree in medicine
Speaker 1: before just because alcohol is not good to your body
Speaker 1: the next day and it helps you're welcome people. But
Speaker 1: emmium a check. Yeah, that's too much like if you know,
Speaker 1: that's comment, that's commitment and to your hangover be like Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be hungover, but I also don't want the ship.
Speaker 1: So so so if you if you take this medicine, yeah,
Speaker 1: well yeah you'll take it before um, so that way
Speaker 1: like doesn't happen because ship. But yeah, you take the
Speaker 1: ammonium and then you use an enema to clean out
Speaker 1: whatever you know, whatever you have, and then yeah, you're
Speaker 1: you're good to go. Oh check, but you all kind
Speaker 1: of like mart like, but plugs and stuff like that
Speaker 1: also help with the pressure and like afraid that like
Speaker 1: it's gonna hurt because yeah, the first couple of times,
Speaker 1: like the first time you have vaginal sex, it's not pleasant,
Speaker 1: like it hurts, it feels like somebody's back. But I
Speaker 1: was really prepared, you know, like he was eating my
Speaker 1: pussy a lot and fingers and you know, you didn't
Speaker 1: have a really big he had to start penis. He
Speaker 1: had a starter penis. That's good. Yeah, But I don't know,
Speaker 1: and I just feel like it's just it's just never
Speaker 1: been something I've been comfortable with. I want to be
Speaker 1: I can't relax. Well, that's like you have to be very.
Speaker 1: You have to be very. You can't be all up
Speaker 1: in your head with it too. And that's why I
Speaker 1: like a lot of women like have a hard time
Speaker 1: orgasm because they're all up in their head with the
Speaker 1: shi Like do I look right on my titties slapping
Speaker 1: the wrong way? You know? Is that hair still there
Speaker 1: in my head? Is like the anal queen because she
Speaker 1: can ride, they can hurt. Yeah, some like I know
Speaker 1: girls that like, yeah, people that orgasm from it all
Speaker 1: the time. Yeah, it's their favorite thing to do. It's
Speaker 1: an amazing orgasm because it's so different. Yeah, but what
Speaker 1: about guys, like if you stick your fingers in their asses.
Speaker 1: It weirds you if they come like that absolutely not
Speaker 1: know the prostate. I totally like I've tried to get
Speaker 1: guys to let me play with their prostate because should
Speaker 1: open up to the Yeah, like I've pegged like guys
Speaker 1: and guys that you wouldn't think that would want to
Speaker 1: be pegged at all, the like, no, because they're in
Speaker 1: human being pegged. Kind Yeah, but that's where like some
Speaker 1: guys very comfortable with their sexuality and realize that, oh
Speaker 1: this isn't gay because a lot and that's what it is,
Speaker 1: Like it's anatomically correct. Yes, that's where their most sensitive is.
Speaker 1: So in order to get there, you got not gay.
Speaker 1: I mean I respect the guys that don't want to try,
Speaker 1: like totally, but if it's not gay, if I'm doing it,
Speaker 1: if a woman is doing it to you, it's not gay.
Speaker 1: Now if you have your your body do it to you.
Speaker 1: A whole different conversation. We need talking about something. Do
Speaker 1: you ever know any guys that ever did weird ship
Speaker 1: while they were high, like with other guys, like circles
Speaker 1: or something that's weird stuff around each other are weird.
Speaker 1: I can't even imagine being in a room with my
Speaker 1: home girls masturbating. No, guys have sex in the room
Speaker 1: with their boys. I think that's crazy. I think it's weird.
Speaker 1: Just like your friends watching you. That's very animalistic in them.
Speaker 1: Just be like that's the dominance thing, Like watch me
Speaker 1: kind of things. I'll show a little bit of like
Speaker 1: an exhibitionist. Only one time I watched my friend house
Speaker 1: sex because she bag me. She's like, I got a
Speaker 1: recorded he have to record because the guy was making
Speaker 1: really weird noises. He was like making a really funny noise.
Speaker 1: And she's like, I know you don't. Nobody's gonna believe
Speaker 1: you have to record this. And he knew you were recording. No,
Speaker 1: he didn't know. I was in there sneaking. What how
Speaker 1: did you do that? Because it was you guys are
Speaker 1: sharing a room or something. No, we weren't sharing a room.
Speaker 1: We were Um, we were at the guy I was
Speaker 1: dating at the time's house and he had like a
Speaker 1: big house with a bunch of different rooms. Okay, So
Speaker 1: so she's like, I'm going to leave the door open
Speaker 1: and you know, the lights off. I just like, you
Speaker 1: know I recorded it that. It does make you laugh though,
Speaker 1: and guys make weird noises during Yeah, he was making
Speaker 1: a Yeah. That's why when I like started sleeping with
Speaker 1: corn dudes, I'm like, they don't make these noises because
Speaker 1: they're not allowed to. They're not no like they're like
Speaker 1: in certain porns, Like they don't want to see anything
Speaker 1: from the guy but his cock. And it's about the amazing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's amazing. That's funny. They don't think just shut up
Speaker 1: and look pretty and things. That is too though, because
Speaker 1: a guy making noises important. If a man is watching it,
Speaker 1: that might throw him off. That's exactly why they're not allowed.
Speaker 1: Imagine your dude watches some more and and the guys
Speaker 1: like you, I mean like they do a little bit
Speaker 1: of like normal sex no noise, but it's not like
Speaker 1: they don't really talk a lot. Yeah, Like it's all
Speaker 1: like we're the ones that have to be vocal. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like they're just they're just there for the cock. That
Speaker 1: is literally all we need from them. Feminism is you're
Speaker 1: do you feel like you have to be loud during
Speaker 1: sex for a guy because they want that. Absolutely. I'm
Speaker 1: actually have a guy tell me quiet down, my guys.
Speaker 1: I did have a guy tell me that I need
Speaker 1: to make noise when I was like, really, what kind
Speaker 1: of noise like noises? More like yeah, A lot of
Speaker 1: guys like they want like one guys want to talk.
Speaker 1: I'm okay, is like I have your dick in my mouth.
Speaker 1: I can't do you want a conversation? Yeah, like you
Speaker 1: want a dirty talk? While I was sucking and sick,
Speaker 1: I'm like, just so, do you want dirty talk or
Speaker 1: do you want me to talk your dick? Because those
Speaker 1: are two completely dirty things? Like you have watched one
Speaker 1: too many of my movies. That's not I definitely moan
Speaker 1: when I'm sucking sick for sure. Yeah, but I'm about
Speaker 1: to like be like loud and I'm not loud because
Speaker 1: it's not like your noise has come natural. Whatever right
Speaker 1: back is going to happen. It's going to happen. But
Speaker 1: I have gonna intentionally be loud, like you're not paying
Speaker 1: knock it off. You brought that. Let's talk about something
Speaker 1: that Amber Rose said that people got upset about. Right.
Speaker 1: She said this in Time magazine. She said, as women
Speaker 1: were fortunate enough to use our seductive skills, you not
Speaker 1: to be able to get money from our significant others.
Speaker 1: I also talk about seduction in the book A lot
Speaker 1: of women don't know how to seduce a man. It's
Speaker 1: extremely easy. Once you get to that point, you can
Speaker 1: get anything you want and out of them. She said,
Speaker 1: it might sound messed up, but once you get to
Speaker 1: that point, it's not using it's not using a man,
Speaker 1: it's literally getting what you want by any means necessary.
Speaker 1: And people were upset about that, and some people have
Speaker 1: defended her because it's the truth. I know people have
Speaker 1: a real hard time with the truth lately. I know,
Speaker 1: like we were just talking about how if a guy
Speaker 1: gave us a gift, like, would we stay with him
Speaker 1: because he got us that gift? That's the type of
Speaker 1: horror right there, be like he gave us a gift.
Speaker 1: Oh well, now I feel like I need to stay
Speaker 1: with him for this because he gave me a gift.
Speaker 1: Right that's horror mentality right there, And it's not necessarily
Speaker 1: for mentality, But that's just the way that women have
Speaker 1: literally survived for centuries. And I honestly think that because
Speaker 1: of how powerful sex is for men and how much
Speaker 1: power the pussy actually holds, Like women would actually rule
Speaker 1: the world if it wasn't for things like marriage, and
Speaker 1: if it wasn't for like slut shaming and stuff like that,
Speaker 1: because I'm pretty sure it was just guys putting this
Speaker 1: type of pressure on women, be like, oh, ship, they
Speaker 1: basically have the one thing we want, so we need
Speaker 1: to hold them down so they don't control. But there's
Speaker 1: a few women who have been able to break that
Speaker 1: barrier and per rose for one and be able to
Speaker 1: do what women are supposed to do, basically rule the
Speaker 1: fucking world with our vagina. The pussy does have a
Speaker 1: lot of power, kind of get a lot of things,
Speaker 1: to college, educations, a few cars. Yeah, No, Like I'm
Speaker 1: I'm all for you know, I'm all for being independent
Speaker 1: and you know, working for your ship and get in
Speaker 1: your own you know what I mean. I'm all for that.
Speaker 1: I do it. But I'm not gonna lie. Man. The
Speaker 1: pussy is like extra cash, it's extra I'm all about
Speaker 1: doing for yourself. I'm all about being an instant woman.
Speaker 1: I'm all about being able to get what you need
Speaker 1: for yourself, because if you can't provide for yourself and
Speaker 1: you can't expect the next person to do so. However,
Speaker 1: if I am having sexual relations with the man in
Speaker 1: and he has the means to make sure that whatever
Speaker 1: I need is taken care of, then I expect for
Speaker 1: him to do so. It just that just balance his
Speaker 1: ship out. And I learned a long time ago. Um,
Speaker 1: I became a young mother. I became mother to age
Speaker 1: of seventeen, and I had my best friend at the time,
Speaker 1: we were actually pregnant at the same time our kids
Speaker 1: are took up apart. I remember her mother telling us,
Speaker 1: how dare you spend the night out? How dare how
Speaker 1: dare you spend the night out and come home the
Speaker 1: next day and your sunned pamper because that guy that
Speaker 1: she was laid up with last night shouldn make sure
Speaker 1: you had whatever you needed. You should have opened your
Speaker 1: mouth to ask him, but whatever you needed, whether it
Speaker 1: was a small thing or a big thing, and if
Speaker 1: he wasn't able to provide for it, that should have
Speaker 1: been the last time you've seen. I learned that at
Speaker 1: a very young age. And I mean it's the truth.
Speaker 1: You're not gonna I'm not gonna be opening my legs
Speaker 1: for you when you see my head nappy, or if
Speaker 1: you see my electric fit to get cut off, or
Speaker 1: I mean for me with guys and UM and giving
Speaker 1: and you know, UM and doing things for me it's
Speaker 1: not my because my bills are covered, my hair is covered,
Speaker 1: my nails are covered. All of that has covered. Like
Speaker 1: but you know the extra things like the nice handbag
Speaker 1: or or hey, babe, um, you know, I haven't gotten
Speaker 1: to see you in a few days. So here's four
Speaker 1: thousand dollars in your bank account. You know, things like
Speaker 1: that that's never happened to me. That let me hook
Speaker 1: you up your bank account just because I haven't seen
Speaker 1: you know, That's what I mean. Like, you know, if
Speaker 1: a guy is you know, if you're dating someone who
Speaker 1: is doing better than you and you're working exactly right, well,
Speaker 1: men men make more money than women as well, and
Speaker 1: being a woman is fucking expensive, not even just not
Speaker 1: even just was like the makeup and hair and stuff
Speaker 1: like that. Just owning a vagina is expensive, with tampons,
Speaker 1: with medications, with going to the doctor, everything, Like just
Speaker 1: owning a vaginas one of the most expensive out of
Speaker 1: So if like, if you want this thing, yes, it's
Speaker 1: gonna maybe cost you some dinner, because that dick don't
Speaker 1: really cost nothing, No, it just kind of their dick
Speaker 1: that costs money. Well, they have to go in like
Speaker 1: for the process exam when they're like, what is it
Speaker 1: fifty or whatever? But that's in their low maintenance. They're
Speaker 1: very low maintenance. Is high maintenance. I mean they're way cooler,
Speaker 1: let's just be honest. But it's better to have a vagina, right,
Speaker 1: So I always felt like penises are it seemed like
Speaker 1: really fun, like yeah, to like write your name in
Speaker 1: the snow and your pen and like maybe to get
Speaker 1: a little bit more in your paycheck. But that's probably
Speaker 1: about it. Now. If you were about to ask us
Speaker 1: to the guy and you saw a little something on
Speaker 1: his penis absolutely not. I turn on the light, I
Speaker 1: get a freaking magnifying glass and be like, what is what?
Speaker 1: I get some mole? Oh? I know moles. My mom's
Speaker 1: a nurse. It's not like the first thing I ever
Speaker 1: learned was STD So yeah, you can tell the difference
Speaker 1: between a mole and or herpie real easily. It's just
Speaker 1: like one little you know, brown whatever. He needs to
Speaker 1: go get that removed. But that's well not if there's
Speaker 1: a condom. It's like below jab, you're not doing none
Speaker 1: of that then, no, not until not unless he has
Speaker 1: like a clean a Steed test ebsolutely do you guys
Speaker 1: inspect penises, like before I stuck it for sure. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well yeah, before I touch it a lot. I want
Speaker 1: to touch it with my hands because if you feel
Speaker 1: something that has some kind of texture, like a guy
Speaker 1: could have a mole like a beauty mark on his penis,
Speaker 1: but if you feel something that has a texture to it,
Speaker 1: you can't put that in your mouth. Like yeah, and
Speaker 1: that's well, I know, like I forgot the name of
Speaker 1: the I forgot the name of the comic. But he's
Speaker 1: like he won't sleep with a girl until he goes
Speaker 1: down on her because that's that's his test, Like to
Speaker 1: check it out name joy with their hands. Check out
Speaker 1: their smell. Definitely bird all right, oh yeah, smell test
Speaker 1: the smell. I think all girls should even a tast
Speaker 1: the taste. I did that before. I have said be
Speaker 1: like okay, how am I okay? I just be like okay,
Speaker 1: I need a pineapple. But so you do penis examination.
Speaker 1: What if he has like dry skin or something, and
Speaker 1: it's like that's weird, that's weird, Like why is your penis?
Speaker 1: Why do you have like there's so much heat and
Speaker 1: you know, unless like I understand it, like I understand shaping,
Speaker 1: Like here, you know, like bigger guys. Not on the
Speaker 1: actual No, unless he has like maybe sooriasis or something.
Speaker 1: But I've never seen your penis. Is there such a
Speaker 1: thing as an ugly penis? Yes, ugly penis is uncircumcised.
Speaker 1: You don't like I like, so, I don't mind uncircumcised.
Speaker 1: They're more sensitive. The guys are more and you don't
Speaker 1: ut gus penises are ugly. I don't mean they're a
Speaker 1: little bit funkier. Like it takes some amused like it
Speaker 1: it takes to it. Yeah, like you gotta figure out
Speaker 1: like how you gotta hold down the skin, and some
Speaker 1: guys don't want you to go and push back the
Speaker 1: skin because yeah, they want you to build it. I
Speaker 1: don't mind uncircumcised as long as it's clean. Yeah's ugly.
Speaker 1: I mean that uncirclitized penis with a lot of skin
Speaker 1: that should have been it's not What about coloring, it
Speaker 1: is like sometimes it's like multicolor. Yet color that happens
Speaker 1: a lot when they did. Yeah, like it will turn
Speaker 1: like a couple of different colors. Well, you guys said
Speaker 1: this jealous like penut I like dark penis. I like
Speaker 1: the way penis. Listen, miss um what's your website, what's
Speaker 1: your email? Gmail? Right, so I'm sure you've gotten some
Speaker 1: penises through there where the head was like yeah, I
Speaker 1: think like the headhead is like yeah, like mushroom dick
Speaker 1: the wrong way and then the bottom part, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: So you don't like the big mushroom. We like a
Speaker 1: big mush a little and it'll be like a little
Speaker 1: mushroom and then the shower for beard, it's like a triangle. Weird. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like pyramid dick is terrible. Oh my god. Exclamation
Speaker 1: point ceremony. Guys like Spanish, it has to heck. I
Speaker 1: don't like the too long skinny ones either, because I
Speaker 1: and I think, you know, if it's curved the wrong
Speaker 1: way and it's skinny and long, it's ugly. Like sometimes
Speaker 1: curtain curves. Sometimes certain curves are amazing. Other times it's
Speaker 1: like curve the wrong way to the side and you're
Speaker 1: like what are you doing? Can you? Or when it's
Speaker 1: like curved up like a hook, Yeah, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. That's disgusting. It has some sort of
Speaker 1: curve a little bit, a little bit right, some of
Speaker 1: them depending on which way they may they hang it
Speaker 1: or yeah, ba which way they masturbate. Yeah, because if
Speaker 1: you're pulling it dis we I mean, is it's the
Speaker 1: same with like your lotion, Like how you put your
Speaker 1: lotion on your leg. That will actually determine on how
Speaker 1: you the hair on your leg grow because I always
Speaker 1: go like this, So now like the hair on my
Speaker 1: legs like actually grow like sideways. It really depends if
Speaker 1: you're like tugging your meat to the left, you're gonna
Speaker 1: end up. You're gonna end up with a curve to
Speaker 1: the left the shore. I've seen my first boyfriend, you know,
Speaker 1: I I'm the first time we slept together, I was fourteen,
Speaker 1: and the last time we slept together, I was twenty four. Different,
Speaker 1: the curve got really bad. That's how I knew it's
Speaker 1: from masturbating, because I know how he masturbates because he's
Speaker 1: he's like he's always touching himself. Like when guy's masturbating
Speaker 1: in front of you. I don't mind, I don't mind.
Speaker 1: It depends on what they want to do with the nut,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, and where you like. So
Speaker 1: like if I'm like I'm feeling like freaky, but like
Speaker 1: maybe I'm on my period or maybe I had a
Speaker 1: throw infection. I couldn't suck him. I don't know, because
Speaker 1: I don't know. I can't think of a reason why
Speaker 1: I couldn't give my man a blowjob while I'm on
Speaker 1: my period. But I'm just saying, like, you know, if
Speaker 1: maybe if I'm feeling horny and there's for some reason
Speaker 1: I can't do it for you, I don't mind. And
Speaker 1: then like I'll you watch him like masturbate. I don't
Speaker 1: really want to look. I want to like turn my
Speaker 1: face and I want to like jiggle my butt or something,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, playing with a titty. Let
Speaker 1: him play with exactly something like that. And I'm like
Speaker 1: acting like I'm so entertained when I'm really like this
Speaker 1: is boring. Some guys are sons when they do it
Speaker 1: like it's so creepy. It's like Jesus, what are you
Speaker 1: like yourself again? It looks like you're injuring him. Is
Speaker 1: there anything I guy's ever done? It made you be
Speaker 1: like I don't think I can ever sleep with him again.
Speaker 1: Like a small thing, Oh god, there's so many small
Speaker 1: thing no bitu when, Oh my god, that's horrible. That's
Speaker 1: only guys with the with the small meat that the
Speaker 1: rabbit card. Yeah, because they got no stroke. They have
Speaker 1: not Yeah, it's not really you would never get this. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I say I gave a guy a second track because
Speaker 1: we were both real drunk, and I'm like, Okay, maybe
Speaker 1: I was just drunk because he was really hot and
Speaker 1: we had a good time, and I'm like okay. But
Speaker 1: then the second time I was not drunk, and it
Speaker 1: was the same thing. I'm like, oh no, No, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: you didn't feel like you could train him? No, tell somebody,
Speaker 1: like listen, you gotta like work on this red certain things. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if I really like the guy, like I'll take the
Speaker 1: time to like really train him. But otherwise and like
Speaker 1: ILL turn him around, like hey, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Like if it's really bad, maybe that's not Either that
Speaker 1: either that or I'm gonna let him go because I
Speaker 1: think that's what's gonna make him calm, so it's gonna
Speaker 1: be over so bad. Yeah. No, I'm they're like huh,
Speaker 1: because that might make him confessed, because sometimes we do
Speaker 1: try to make up. Yeah, maybe I'll make like a
Speaker 1: moan like oh yeah. I'm always like are you ready?
Speaker 1: I always asked him, I'm like, are you ready to come?
Speaker 1: Like you should come now, you like super sexy to
Speaker 1: be like I got fucking Jessica Jones, So watch like
Speaker 1: are you ready to come? I think you should come now,
Speaker 1: like you know you want to? You know you want to?
Speaker 1: Did you? Absolutely not? I ain't got time. Let's go.
Speaker 1: Let's go. How I can finish myself off with Bob later.
Speaker 1: My vibrator's name, but hopefully this is something that's funny.
Speaker 1: I name one of my vibrators to my my favorite
Speaker 1: first vibrator. I named him Charlie. The name him Charlie,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think, um, I don't remember. There
Speaker 1: was a reason that we named it. I don't remember,
Speaker 1: but it was bomb. It was a pocket rocket and
Speaker 1: used to make me squore all over the place. I
Speaker 1: saw a world start. Someone was giving lessons and how
Speaker 1: to squirt. I saw that too. I didn't watch the video,
Speaker 1: but I still hard, Like once you can actually like
Speaker 1: do it, like the first time I did it, I
Speaker 1: was like, what the fuck? But then after a while,
Speaker 1: like I was able to like just instantly and without penetration,
Speaker 1: like actually just cliptoral stimulation. I don't think that everyone
Speaker 1: can square, because I really don't think I can I
Speaker 1: don't think I can can't girlfriend. I can come and
Speaker 1: I can have an orgasm, but I haven't see the
Speaker 1: thing is like and you can try this, like I
Speaker 1: have a mini hitachi because sometimes hatachis are way too powerful,
Speaker 1: but it's like a mini one. It's a very strong vibrator.
Speaker 1: And what I did for like webcamming and stuff to
Speaker 1: practice how to be able to do it for for
Speaker 1: the people watching me and camera is like after you come,
Speaker 1: you literally leave that still on your clip while you're coming,
Speaker 1: and it's very intense and it's very powerful, but you'll
Speaker 1: end up coming again. It will be so powerful that
Speaker 1: you end up But what about from sex? So from
Speaker 1: a guy that's um that's hitting the G spot, like
Speaker 1: there's actually um. Marcus London is called like the squirret instructor,
Speaker 1: like he could literally take two fingers and make anyone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've seen that. I've seen him do it. Yes, I
Speaker 1: like literally fast, Yeah, super bade him appair for you guys. Yeah, demonstration, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because they have videos. I think they. I think you
Speaker 1: produced some squirt instruction video. It's like actual instruction vide. Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: that's how I think I saw it watching, Like how
Speaker 1: to make a girl squirt videos. I don't know that
Speaker 1: I want to squat them. No, you don't, girl. I'm
Speaker 1: happy we're having why gasins in coming. I don't think
Speaker 1: it's horrible. It's just a mess. It's a mess. I
Speaker 1: mean it's an amazing mess. But yeah, we gotta get
Speaker 1: that blanket. If if I had that blanket, that waterpool blanket.
Speaker 1: We were talking about plastic exactly, and then I mean
Speaker 1: like you could put some like I think that would
Speaker 1: be a good idea, like put some plastic and then
Speaker 1: put a sheet over it for a webcam, because otherwise
Speaker 1: I would have destroyed my destroying your mattress. It's because
Speaker 1: because it's a lot of fluid, like a lot, like
Speaker 1: it's a lot. It's more than like peeing. It's more.
Speaker 1: It's so much, right I'm talking, there's a paddle and
Speaker 1: bad like there's a big circle in the bed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: somebody's hotel room. Yeah exactly. All right, Now we're going
Speaker 1: to close this out because it is Thanksgiving and a
Speaker 1: lot of people are getting ready. So if you're lonely
Speaker 1: at home on Thanksgiving, what are some tips that we
Speaker 1: can give you that you can do if you're at
Speaker 1: home and You're lonely Masterbate watch porn. Yeah, some porn suggestions. Um,
Speaker 1: well pretty much anything I wasn't. What's your favorite? I
Speaker 1: know you won a lot of awards now I've been
Speaker 1: nominated for though, um yeah like three um, I'm like,
Speaker 1: um my best movies that I did. I liked my
Speaker 1: first one that I did Amazon, where I played like
Speaker 1: a jungle woman who's never slept with the dude before
Speaker 1: that was did you have a jungle bush? Um? I had?
Speaker 1: Um No, they made me shave it because like, because
Speaker 1: I had like I called it, it was just like
Speaker 1: a little patch. I called it the Hitler was bad
Speaker 1: terminology wow, well the Charlie Chapman. But it was just
Speaker 1: like I don't know, I don't know why I had it.
Speaker 1: I was just like what am I doing? Like it?
Speaker 1: And because it was like a landing strip. But then
Speaker 1: I funked it up. I'm like, oh so it was
Speaker 1: like that it was but the name amy to shave
Speaker 1: it all. It's either for this company either had to
Speaker 1: have full bush or completely bald. So I just went
Speaker 1: ball because I didn't have time to grow out of
Speaker 1: full bush. Um. But I just played this jungle warrior woman,
Speaker 1: and I had to like capture these dudes, and like
Speaker 1: I wanted the dudes that I captured acted like they've
Speaker 1: never slept with him or never slept with the guy before.
Speaker 1: So I couldn't even like do normal poor noises like
Speaker 1: oh fuck me baby, like they did never did. And
Speaker 1: I practiced for like weeks like in all these crazy
Speaker 1: like poor noises and can't do any of that. But
Speaker 1: um yeah, like the blow job, like I was looking
Speaker 1: at like a lollipop and like asked him if if
Speaker 1: I should bite it. Oh I know. He was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: you're ruining and I'm no, no. They yeah, they're because
Speaker 1: I've never seen they loved it. They loved it, but
Speaker 1: I mean obviously I didn't bite it. Um anything by
Speaker 1: Jules Jordan's like, Naughty America is good, mamzon Amazon score Group.
Speaker 1: It's a good move. It's like a double disc feature, Steff.
Speaker 1: If you were going to do a point what would
Speaker 1: be the plot? What would be the plot? So we're
Speaker 1: I mean, I think if I was going to do
Speaker 1: a porn, it would be like the New Porn and
Speaker 1: just be like, oh, here's a sexy latina. You need
Speaker 1: something based off of another movie or something like a parody,
Speaker 1: like what a parody? Yeah, I don't know that's or
Speaker 1: something like that. Yeah, that's what it would be. I
Speaker 1: would have like the Evil Step sisters and they're like
Speaker 1: slapping me and eating my pussy and like being really
Speaker 1: rough in them, like that has to lay a quickly enough.
Speaker 1: She had a second ago, But that would that would
Speaker 1: be my porn. I think that sounds kind of dope.
Speaker 1: That's a pretty good way. She gave it to me,
Speaker 1: thank you, But I think they did a cinderrella. But
Speaker 1: I'm in a few but yeah, or snow wait in
Speaker 1: the Seven Doors, you could have something. No, that's too
Speaker 1: many dickss and they're all little like a little things
Speaker 1: like oh my god, oh my god, it in a
Speaker 1: bunch of dwarfs on you. Oh my, I got her.
Speaker 1: I'm kind of weird. Like when I'm in the strip
Speaker 1: club and there was like a little stripper, a little
Speaker 1: oh I had to I had to work with a girl.
Speaker 1: Her name was Cupcake. The DJ always put us next
Speaker 1: to each other too, and I'm like, why would you
Speaker 1: do that? Because it let us I'm like seven feet
Speaker 1: like why would you do this? Geor she literally came
Speaker 1: up to like my mid thigh. We have a little
Speaker 1: person that works at the club I managed, and she's
Speaker 1: such weird. Her behind they look like kids. From then
Speaker 1: they turned around, they look old and some people either
Speaker 1: some people either love them or terrified, like one of
Speaker 1: the strip club owners. One of the strip club owners
Speaker 1: actually only hired her because the other show club owner
Speaker 1: was terrified of dorfs and midgets and like would just
Speaker 1: like freak him out, Like he would sit in the
Speaker 1: office the whole night every time she were I remember
Speaker 1: this guy was telling about his experience and when he
Speaker 1: says she was really thick and that's why he liked
Speaker 1: to shear like a fatass and yeah, he hit yeah,
Speaker 1: So how was it? Did he give any details? I
Speaker 1: don't know. I didn't really ask for details, but he
Speaker 1: he really had wanted to do it, so he said
Speaker 1: he just like lifted her up. I wonder if like
Speaker 1: her vagin was heavier than he thought, her vaginal space
Speaker 1: was shorter. I wonder, like like the torsos and legs
Speaker 1: that are if you did it so weird for I
Speaker 1: have no idea. I was thinking too, Yeah, what was
Speaker 1: your what would your thinking like one of your favorite
Speaker 1: movies as stories. Yeah, I think it went for you.
Speaker 1: She gave me mine. It was a good one. Oh
Speaker 1: so sweet. Would be some mail truck that's definitely been
Speaker 1: done a few times. Important, Yeah, but y all right,
Speaker 1: Well we are just giving you guys some advice on
Speaker 1: what to do if your home for Thanksgiving, if you're alone,
Speaker 1: or if you're sick your family and you want to
Speaker 1: slide off and wash some porn real quick on your phone.
Speaker 1: Like you said, everything's free now anyway. Yeah, but Eligenie,
Speaker 1: let everybody know where they can find you. Um, you
Speaker 1: can find me at the Alleganine on Twitter or elloginine
Speaker 1: dot com, where you can literally find everything everything every
Speaker 1: well not like but like where you can find vans. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, Stephanie, we know. Yeah, I'm Stephanie Santiago. That's
Speaker 1: my name. That's where you can find me at Stephanie
Speaker 1: Santiago McGuire And I'm Angela. That was lip service. Will
Speaker 1: be back next week. Happy Thanksgiving. You eat up and
Speaker 1: get stuffing. It's I get stuff