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Speaker 1: Lift Service. What's up is lip Service? I'm Angela, Ye,

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Speaker 1: I'm Stephanie Santiago and I'm G G McGuire And we

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Speaker 1: have a special guest with s Ms Eliah Jeanine. Hey girl.

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Speaker 1: Now Eliah is a retired porn star and now you

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Speaker 1: do stand up comedy. That is very funny, because I

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Speaker 1: think sex is funny all the time. But we're gonna

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Speaker 1: get into it in a minute. First we're gonna do

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Speaker 1: our tips. It is thanks This is our special Thanksgiving

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Speaker 1: edition of lip Service, because of course what goes best

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Speaker 1: with the holidays sex, yeah, and the non holidays and

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Speaker 1: the weekdays and the weekends. But so our question today

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Speaker 1: and these are your just the tip. You gotta give

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Speaker 1: your tip? What do you contribute for the holidays? If

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Speaker 1: you don't know how to cook? Oh, dessert, contribute bring

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Speaker 1: a cake or a pie, booze al, that's good, liquor.

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Speaker 1: I cook. I don't know. I contribute. I cooked. But

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Speaker 1: if I had a friend that I invited over and

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Speaker 1: they felt as though that they weren't, you know, couldn't

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Speaker 1: make a sufficient meal, and they asked me, well what

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Speaker 1: can I bring, I would say bring dessert? Yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: I agree with can't have enough cakes and pass for

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Speaker 1: the holidays. Yeah, and when I wasn't a person who cooked,

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Speaker 1: that's what I would bring, like the pumpkin pot and

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Speaker 1: some men is a cheap one because station the station

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Speaker 1: exactly like, here's some cookies, you cook, what do you bring?

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Speaker 1: I do? Um? I can cook um anything that they

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Speaker 1: pretty much bought me to. My mom was um. She

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Speaker 1: was a really good baker. Um. She actually got a

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Speaker 1: scholarship from Betty Crocker. She wanted she want like some contest.

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Speaker 1: So like I learned how to cook from her basically,

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Speaker 1: and like I have to follow instructions. That's amazing. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: I could listen. My family is all coming up with

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Speaker 1: my house and I'm getting everything catered. You're not gonna cook.

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna cook. Only because it's thirty people getting

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Speaker 1: cater girl for forty people. Last year, I could we're

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Speaker 1: both of our families all came over to the house.

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Speaker 1: And this was her first Thanksgiving. Last year, we're both

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Speaker 1: of their families meeting. We kind of gotta do it,

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Speaker 1: and I have to cook, and I put my foot

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Speaker 1: in at meal, thank you very much. It's just like

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Speaker 1: the same members of the family, and yeah, right, it's

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Speaker 1: like my regular family. Let me tell you. I will, however,

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Speaker 1: because the way that it is, like when I get

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Speaker 1: it catered, I still have to put stuff in the

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Speaker 1: oven for a certain amount of time, so I will

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Speaker 1: take a picture for Instagram. It's just finness. I did

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Speaker 1: that last year. But yeah, it's a big deal around

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Speaker 1: the holidays. Now. We always talk about this because this

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Speaker 1: is like make a break time for some people. Now.

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Speaker 1: I have a friend who was with her man fit

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Speaker 1: three years and she never met his family. So they

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Speaker 1: broke up and she was like, I can't take it anymore.

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Speaker 1: Every holiday he would go see his family and not

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Speaker 1: bring her, but he knew her family. It feels like, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's bringing the white It was his family like really

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Speaker 1: crazy or something. I don't know. I don't think so.

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Speaker 1: But even if your family is crazy, like we all

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Speaker 1: have embarrassing family members, Yeah, no, I think that he like,

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Speaker 1: like you said, Earle, I think he's probably married. Probably married.

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Speaker 1: but second and third year, No, you're hiding something. They

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Speaker 1: together like three or four times a week. Oh, but

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Speaker 1: like she would be in his house, he would be

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Speaker 1: at her house. So I was like, I don't understand.

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Speaker 1: I don't understand either, But when do you bring somebody

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Speaker 1: to me? Your family never so people get pregnant quick.

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Speaker 1: But I'm saying, like it's the holidays. Now. I learned

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Speaker 1: meet his whole family on Thanksgiving. His mom was mad

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Speaker 1: felt like she should have met me. Yeah, like you

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Speaker 1: go to a dinner? Yeah, because what um with one

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Speaker 1: his cousin's engagement parties and he was Hispanic, so literally

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Speaker 1: you know, I said, I have something else to do.

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Speaker 1: Why don't you want to? God that you like him?

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Speaker 1: I do like him a lot. I like him a lot,

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Speaker 1: but but you know, I just came out of a relationship.

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Speaker 1: offended that he invited you and you're not gonna come. Know,

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Speaker 1: He's just like, um, you could like you we both

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Speaker 1: we'll see you. We'll play by you like that. Would

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Speaker 1: be like, hey, I'm stay like the greatest thing ever,

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Speaker 1: I'm drunk. I think it's probably kind of funny. It's

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Speaker 1: if they have a good, fun family. Yeah, everybody, like

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Speaker 1: you're everyone's drunk and in my family, so it would

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Speaker 1: Anybody ever had a bad holiday? Oh my god? Everyone

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Speaker 1: sing one time at home with my best eating noodles,

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Speaker 1: eating noodles and noodles, noodles. Well, at least you guys

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Speaker 1: All right? Now? How about this? Christmas is also coming up, Hanukkah, Kwanza, everything, whatever,

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Speaker 1: and people celebrate. If somebody gives you a really nice present,

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Speaker 1: Are you supposed to give the gift back? No? No,

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Speaker 1: it's a gift. It's it's a gift that they gave

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Speaker 1: then you wait like two or three days and there.

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Speaker 1: Or if it's a car, oh no, you totally keep that.

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Speaker 1: you totally. Yeah, But do you wait a little while.

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Speaker 1: Unless they're buying it for you to try to keep you,

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Speaker 1: break up with them, Okay, Like if you're breaking up

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Speaker 1: it's hard to try to kill me. Oh yeah, he

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Speaker 1: Ani was the same guy I killed. This is her?

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Speaker 1: This was and after that you still had sex. No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: He rest in peace. But yeah, he tried to kill

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Speaker 1: me first. What did you press charges? No? I left.

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Speaker 1: didn't go to jail for throwing you. I didn't. Oh

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Speaker 1: you're I just picked up on my shi and left.

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Speaker 1: found my sex list from high school. Oh sex list? Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: it will be together. It will be um four years

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Speaker 1: I got im after eight days. Right, it was like

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Speaker 1: Oh he's phenomenal. Like he's very it's like good at all.

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Speaker 1: It's mine. You bought it, it's mine, I'm keeping it.

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Speaker 1: It made me feel bad. It's okay if I really

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Speaker 1: That's snoring every night, jees jes. Thinking about people, you know,

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Speaker 1: Yeah for women. Yeah, he has this cologna. I like that.

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Speaker 1: He was all the time and um like he you know,

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Speaker 1: But I always noticed that when we when we like beefing,

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Speaker 1: It's like if if I like the way that you

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Speaker 1: You can't smell everybody has it, your freemones, fremones. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: people call it. People say a whole bunch of different ways.

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Speaker 1: But that smells, you know, the natural smell from your body.

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Speaker 1: oh no, they've actually done studies where like they've had

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Speaker 1: It's this is all sizes. I study psychology and brains

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Speaker 1: that I think that sex should be like fun and funny.

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00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:09,480
Speaker 1: Oh sex, it's hilarious. Now for you and you were

422
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:11,600
Speaker 1: you were porn so your retire porn stuff and you

423
00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:14,320
Speaker 1: started doing stand up comedy. So how do you make

424
00:22:14,359 --> 00:22:17,680
Speaker 1: that transition? Because I find like during sex, I find things.

425
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:19,440
Speaker 1: I think it's always good when I'm with somebody and

426
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:22,199
Speaker 1: we both can laugh at that. It's something that happens

427
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:25,200
Speaker 1: like a quief and yeah, because that's natural and it's

428
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:30,840
Speaker 1: funny like it happens. It's right, be like O, it's

429
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:32,800
Speaker 1: like I quickly because you were so big when you play,

430
00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:37,359
Speaker 1: there's so much air, chapter and sometimes love. That for

431
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:43,520
Speaker 1: all of the explanations, that's what happened, So talk about that.

432
00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:45,320
Speaker 1: How did you make that transition though? Like, how did

433
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:48,000
Speaker 1: you know you wanted to do stand up comedy? Um? Well,

434
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:50,800
Speaker 1: I was while I was in porn um in l

435
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:54,680
Speaker 1: A I UM. I would do comedy sketches and like

436
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:57,919
Speaker 1: YouTube videos and stuff like that and hang out with comedians.

437
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:02,080
Speaker 1: And when I was a dancer, um, prior to that,

438
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:04,240
Speaker 1: I worked as your club that it had a comedy

439
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:07,320
Speaker 1: club underneath it, and it's also a bartender at a

440
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:10,119
Speaker 1: comedy club. Those all just kind of there. It was

441
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:12,560
Speaker 1: just something that I wanted to try. Like I went

442
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,359
Speaker 1: to school to be a cop. I studied psychology, I

443
00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:17,240
Speaker 1: was in porn. I do a bunch of stuff basically,

444
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:19,359
Speaker 1: and so I was like, Okay, let's try this, like

445
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,560
Speaker 1: I was writing a bunch of stuff, and yeah, this

446
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:25,120
Speaker 1: is actually something that has really stuck so far. We'll

447
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:28,159
Speaker 1: see people recognize you all the time, Like when do

448
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:29,600
Speaker 1: they people come up to you want to see, like

449
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:33,040
Speaker 1: I was just watching um No, not like every once

450
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:35,159
Speaker 1: in a while people will come up um. But for

451
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:36,920
Speaker 1: the most part, a lot of my fans know that.

452
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,359
Speaker 1: I think a lot of my fans are kind of

453
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:41,280
Speaker 1: weird and creepy because they've seen me funk, Like they

454
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:43,320
Speaker 1: don't know me as a real person and they just

455
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:45,480
Speaker 1: see me like I've had dudes come up like show

456
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:47,760
Speaker 1: me like porn that I was in. I'm like, no, bro,

457
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:51,159
Speaker 1: like like that's a line that's yeah, that's disrespectful. I'm

458
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:52,840
Speaker 1: not going to sun off when you're not even paying

459
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:54,720
Speaker 1: for it. Like this is why I have to do

460
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:57,080
Speaker 1: comedy now, because no one pays for their fucking porn.

461
00:23:57,320 --> 00:24:01,119
Speaker 1: Everything in comedy doesn't exactly pay for a whole lot

462
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:04,439
Speaker 1: either right now. But I just keep getting sucked by

463
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:10,040
Speaker 1: the entertainment world. Basically, though yeah, no, I've all yeah,

464
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:12,920
Speaker 1: obviously I'm doing it. Um No, it was a pretty

465
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:16,359
Speaker 1: easy transition, I think, um mainly because a lot of

466
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:18,480
Speaker 1: the comics here, like they know that I'm serious about it,

467
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:20,680
Speaker 1: because there's a lot of not a lot, but there's

468
00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:22,760
Speaker 1: a couple of other girls in the industry. They're like, oh,

469
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:25,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do comedy or oh I'm gonna um be

470
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:29,040
Speaker 1: a DJ, like there's like thirty porn star DJs now,

471
00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:31,720
Speaker 1: or there's like the fashion designers. But then once they

472
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:36,680
Speaker 1: realize how hard it is to like really do any model. Yeah,

473
00:24:37,359 --> 00:24:40,200
Speaker 1: like no matter how hard, Like comedy is hard as funk.

474
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:42,000
Speaker 1: Like people don't realize, like you have to write your

475
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:44,080
Speaker 1: own material, like you have to do all this stuff,

476
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:45,440
Speaker 1: and I think you go places and you have to

477
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:47,359
Speaker 1: try to get on because it's not even yeah, like

478
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:49,840
Speaker 1: you have to do open mics and stuff like that.

479
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:51,440
Speaker 1: And a lot of girls say like, oh, I've done

480
00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:53,760
Speaker 1: two poor and so now I'm famous and I'm gonna

481
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:56,200
Speaker 1: do this and be famous in this. It's like, no, honey,

482
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:58,040
Speaker 1: it's just two dicks. Like you need to sell down.

483
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:01,240
Speaker 1: No one even knows your name, like and now anyone

484
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:05,280
Speaker 1: with a camera could basically be a porn star quote unquote.

485
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:08,399
Speaker 1: So I mean it's like I really like amateur porn too.

486
00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:10,960
Speaker 1: Oh well, now yeah that's huge. Now it's the amateur

487
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:13,440
Speaker 1: ship and I'm like, yeah, I can't do amateur and

488
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:15,520
Speaker 1: stuff like once you claim yourself as a porn star,

489
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:17,440
Speaker 1: would be like, oh, I'm not a porn star, peo,

490
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:19,479
Speaker 1: don't really care. You can still call yourself an amateur

491
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:21,840
Speaker 1: because it'd be ports are the same person over and

492
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:23,879
Speaker 1: over again and it's still amateur. Oh yeah, well, I

493
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:26,480
Speaker 1: mean I've shot amateur porn when I was not like that.

494
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:28,879
Speaker 1: It was like an amateur company, Like, yeah, you're a

495
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:31,680
Speaker 1: brand new company, so it's amateur. I guess I don't know,

496
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:34,720
Speaker 1: but yeah, I always felt like laughing in bed is

497
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:37,000
Speaker 1: so with some funny things that you'll have had happened,

498
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:41,320
Speaker 1: like while you were having something like professionally or either

499
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:47,199
Speaker 1: either some funny ships. Um, I'm almost technically broken, guys,

500
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:52,280
Speaker 1: dick ones. That's not funny, by the way. Oh I mean, well,

501
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:55,600
Speaker 1: I mean I saw that happen with um Pinky the

502
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:58,160
Speaker 1: porn star. She she went up and then went down

503
00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:00,240
Speaker 1: on the guystick so hard, and the whole kind filled

504
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:05,280
Speaker 1: up with blood. That happened to you? No, no, um,

505
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:09,080
Speaker 1: what happened with this guy? I wasn't imporn at the time.

506
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:16,560
Speaker 1: It was, um, it was before porn BPS before um.

507
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:18,480
Speaker 1: It was a guy that I've known since like the

508
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:20,200
Speaker 1: sixth grade. It was someone that I always had a

509
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:22,960
Speaker 1: super crush on and like I was like eight and

510
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:25,120
Speaker 1: a couple of our friends from high school hanging out

511
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:28,320
Speaker 1: and that's when we ended up hooking up. And um,

512
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:30,160
Speaker 1: it was just like two days. Like it was great.

513
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:33,440
Speaker 1: From what I remember. Everybody like called me two days later.

514
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:36,280
Speaker 1: I was wasted. Um me call me two days later

515
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:39,119
Speaker 1: and he's like, hey, like this is awkward. He's like

516
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:42,600
Speaker 1: do you have anything And I'm like, um, I'm like no.

517
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,720
Speaker 1: And we used a condom. Um do you know, like

518
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:48,280
Speaker 1: I remember that much right And he's like, oh, well,

519
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:51,040
Speaker 1: I'm at the doctor's right now because my taint is

520
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:53,280
Speaker 1: black and blue like his whole well he had a

521
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:56,080
Speaker 1: previous hernia before and kind of failed to mentioned, but

522
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:59,000
Speaker 1: like literally like everything, like his whole package was black

523
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:00,639
Speaker 1: and blue. Yeah, he had to go like the special

524
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,879
Speaker 1: penis doctor and stuff like that. What did you do

525
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:04,359
Speaker 1: to him? I told him that's what he gets for

526
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:06,760
Speaker 1: making me wait since the sixth grade. That must have

527
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:09,159
Speaker 1: been so painful, you know, like it was like he

528
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:11,080
Speaker 1: was fine, He's like I was perfectly. He's like it

529
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:13,080
Speaker 1: didn't start. He's like it didn't hurt. It was just

530
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:15,920
Speaker 1: all black and blue. Like there's like some I've never heard.

531
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:21,600
Speaker 1: I've never telled nobody's dick black and blue either, do

532
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:24,200
Speaker 1: you look ask and all of that. Yeah, yeah, I've

533
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:30,080
Speaker 1: done all of that. I actually, actually, y'all know, we

534
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:34,040
Speaker 1: get it kicked out of the conversation probably the first time.

535
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:36,359
Speaker 1: It came so late in the damn interview. Yeah no,

536
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:39,480
Speaker 1: I actually I got it called um like imporn because

537
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:41,800
Speaker 1: they like porn is very racist. I think everyone is

538
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:45,000
Speaker 1: aware of that. I just dating the obvious. But there's

539
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:47,399
Speaker 1: some like fans and stuff like that, especially with some

540
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:50,040
Speaker 1: of the girls that don't do interracial scenes, like they're

541
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:54,760
Speaker 1: automatically labeled an get paid less to know, somebody said that,

542
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:57,120
Speaker 1: he said, you get paid less if you do scenes

543
00:27:57,160 --> 00:28:00,480
Speaker 1: with black bir moron, No, you get paid the exact

544
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:05,359
Speaker 1: same amount. What the fuck? Oh my god. No, But

545
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:08,320
Speaker 1: there's this one like one guy made a word press

546
00:28:08,359 --> 00:28:12,159
Speaker 1: site dedicated to white porn stars that would do in

547
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:15,920
Speaker 1: a racial scenes but wouldn't eat black eyes asses. And

548
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,119
Speaker 1: it's like a lot of these fans don't realize that,

549
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:20,880
Speaker 1: Like we get hired to do specific things, like that's

550
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:23,520
Speaker 1: a specific like fetish, that's a niche. If we get

551
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:26,640
Speaker 1: hired for that scene, like I will do that, yes,

552
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:28,520
Speaker 1: but if it's not on the scene, like I'm not

553
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:29,840
Speaker 1: going to do it, I'm not going to do it

554
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:32,200
Speaker 1: because I'm not getting paid more for it, Like this

555
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:35,639
Speaker 1: is like no, then is like anal. Well, well to

556
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:37,600
Speaker 1: be like okay, you're doing an anal scene with so

557
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 1: and so today would be like okay, be like we

558
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:41,080
Speaker 1: need you to eat as, we need you to do

559
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:43,160
Speaker 1: this we need and be like okay, these are the

560
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:45,040
Speaker 1: things on the list. And what's so funny is that

561
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:49,120
Speaker 1: exact day I actually worked with Shawn Michaels and I

562
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:51,040
Speaker 1: ate his ass out. So I thought it was just

563
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:55,040
Speaker 1: the most hysterical thing. I'm like, wait a fucking month

564
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:57,880
Speaker 1: asshole before you, Like it was just so r Have

565
00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:01,440
Speaker 1: you ever made a guy come from eating his ass? Uh? Possible?

566
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:04,640
Speaker 1: I made a guy come just from playing with his balls. Really,

567
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:08,120
Speaker 1: he must have been really sensitive and like with the

568
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,640
Speaker 1: mouth and licking. Yeah, but just from playing with balls.

569
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:13,040
Speaker 1: Is there anything that you've been proposition to do for

570
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:15,560
Speaker 1: a movie that you've been like, nah, I won't do that. Yeah.

571
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:17,840
Speaker 1: I was never into like gang bangs or blow bangs

572
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:27,160
Speaker 1: or like boukacki scenes just like everywhere. Yeah, that's exactly

573
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:31,200
Speaker 1: what it is, exactly everywhere. It just like no, I

574
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:33,440
Speaker 1: wear contacts with ship burns when it cons what do

575
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 1: you get paid the most for? Like in the contact

576
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:37,440
Speaker 1: if they put they're like, okay, we'll give you extra

577
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:40,320
Speaker 1: if you dadada. Well, normally like gang bangs and stuff

578
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,760
Speaker 1: like that because there's more people, um, like your first

579
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:45,760
Speaker 1: anal scene. You tend to get more money for your

580
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:48,880
Speaker 1: first anal scene because they haven't produced. Because there isn't

581
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:52,600
Speaker 1: one out, it's fairly easy um to do that. So

582
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:55,000
Speaker 1: like your first anal females girls get like two grand

583
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:58,240
Speaker 1: or whatever, depending on who they are. Well, I'm gonna

584
00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:00,000
Speaker 1: let a guy know with have any with me. It's

585
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:04,120
Speaker 1: in the question. You don't like anal sex, I'm no,

586
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:07,800
Speaker 1: I'm number on. Some girls prefer anal sex over back.

587
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:12,040
Speaker 1: You're like that, I wish I could prefer anal sex

588
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:16,000
Speaker 1: over yah, I don't. First of all, I don't understand

589
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:17,760
Speaker 1: how like even a finger in my ask makes me

590
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:22,640
Speaker 1: win a ship. Later that the pressure, well that's why

591
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:26,200
Speaker 1: you use enemas and like there's um like but uh,

592
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:28,840
Speaker 1: ammonia a d. I actually like to take that stuff

593
00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:30,560
Speaker 1: like if I go out, like if I plan to

594
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:33,960
Speaker 1: get real drunk, like I'll take anti tiree in medicine

595
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,480
Speaker 1: before just because alcohol is not good to your body

596
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:39,200
Speaker 1: the next day and it helps you're welcome people. But

597
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:43,240
Speaker 1: emmium a check. Yeah, that's too much like if you know,

598
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:48,440
Speaker 1: that's comment, that's commitment and to your hangover be like Okay,

599
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:50,720
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be hungover, but I also don't want the ship.

600
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:56,320
Speaker 1: So so so if you if you take this medicine, yeah,

601
00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:58,720
Speaker 1: well yeah you'll take it before um, so that way

602
00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:06,360
Speaker 1: like doesn't happen because ship. But yeah, you take the

603
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 1: ammonium and then you use an enema to clean out

604
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:11,840
Speaker 1: whatever you know, whatever you have, and then yeah, you're

605
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:19,560
Speaker 1: you're good to go. Oh check, but you all kind

606
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:22,840
Speaker 1: of like mart like, but plugs and stuff like that

607
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:25,360
Speaker 1: also help with the pressure and like afraid that like

608
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:27,280
Speaker 1: it's gonna hurt because yeah, the first couple of times,

609
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:30,000
Speaker 1: like the first time you have vaginal sex, it's not pleasant,

610
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:33,800
Speaker 1: like it hurts, it feels like somebody's back. But I

611
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:35,880
Speaker 1: was really prepared, you know, like he was eating my

612
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:39,800
Speaker 1: pussy a lot and fingers and you know, you didn't

613
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:42,720
Speaker 1: have a really big he had to start penis. He

614
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:48,480
Speaker 1: had a starter penis. That's good. Yeah, But I don't know,

615
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:51,720
Speaker 1: and I just feel like it's just it's just never

616
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:53,440
Speaker 1: been something I've been comfortable with. I want to be

617
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:57,000
Speaker 1: I can't relax. Well, that's like you have to be very.

618
00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:59,280
Speaker 1: You have to be very. You can't be all up

619
00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:00,920
Speaker 1: in your head with it too. And that's why I

620
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,520
Speaker 1: like a lot of women like have a hard time

621
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:04,880
Speaker 1: orgasm because they're all up in their head with the

622
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:06,640
Speaker 1: shi Like do I look right on my titties slapping

623
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:08,520
Speaker 1: the wrong way? You know? Is that hair still there

624
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:13,240
Speaker 1: in my head? Is like the anal queen because she

625
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:16,000
Speaker 1: can ride, they can hurt. Yeah, some like I know

626
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:20,680
Speaker 1: girls that like, yeah, people that orgasm from it all

627
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:23,360
Speaker 1: the time. Yeah, it's their favorite thing to do. It's

628
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:27,560
Speaker 1: an amazing orgasm because it's so different. Yeah, but what

629
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:30,280
Speaker 1: about guys, like if you stick your fingers in their asses.

630
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:32,360
Speaker 1: It weirds you if they come like that absolutely not

631
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:35,160
Speaker 1: know the prostate. I totally like I've tried to get

632
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:38,760
Speaker 1: guys to let me play with their prostate because should

633
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:41,080
Speaker 1: open up to the Yeah, like I've pegged like guys

634
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:43,560
Speaker 1: and guys that you wouldn't think that would want to

635
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:46,160
Speaker 1: be pegged at all, the like, no, because they're in

636
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:51,480
Speaker 1: human being pegged. Kind Yeah, but that's where like some

637
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:55,280
Speaker 1: guys very comfortable with their sexuality and realize that, oh

638
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:57,840
Speaker 1: this isn't gay because a lot and that's what it is,

639
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:04,080
Speaker 1: Like it's anatomically correct. Yes, that's where their most sensitive is.

640
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:06,440
Speaker 1: So in order to get there, you got not gay.

641
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:08,680
Speaker 1: I mean I respect the guys that don't want to try,

642
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:11,720
Speaker 1: like totally, but if it's not gay, if I'm doing it,

643
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:13,440
Speaker 1: if a woman is doing it to you, it's not gay.

644
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:15,720
Speaker 1: Now if you have your your body do it to you.

645
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:22,200
Speaker 1: A whole different conversation. We need talking about something. Do

646
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 1: you ever know any guys that ever did weird ship

647
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:31,000
Speaker 1: while they were high, like with other guys, like circles

648
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:35,320
Speaker 1: or something that's weird stuff around each other are weird.

649
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:39,440
Speaker 1: I can't even imagine being in a room with my

650
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:42,880
Speaker 1: home girls masturbating. No, guys have sex in the room

651
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:46,000
Speaker 1: with their boys. I think that's crazy. I think it's weird.

652
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:50,600
Speaker 1: Just like your friends watching you. That's very animalistic in them.

653
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:53,320
Speaker 1: Just be like that's the dominance thing, Like watch me

654
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:55,640
Speaker 1: kind of things. I'll show a little bit of like

655
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:59,360
Speaker 1: an exhibitionist. Only one time I watched my friend house

656
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:01,160
Speaker 1: sex because she bag me. She's like, I got a

657
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:04,640
Speaker 1: recorded he have to record because the guy was making

658
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:08,080
Speaker 1: really weird noises. He was like making a really funny noise.

659
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:10,600
Speaker 1: And she's like, I know you don't. Nobody's gonna believe

660
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:13,279
Speaker 1: you have to record this. And he knew you were recording. No,

661
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:16,600
Speaker 1: he didn't know. I was in there sneaking. What how

662
00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:19,880
Speaker 1: did you do that? Because it was you guys are

663
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:21,799
Speaker 1: sharing a room or something. No, we weren't sharing a room.

664
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:24,040
Speaker 1: We were Um, we were at the guy I was

665
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:26,440
Speaker 1: dating at the time's house and he had like a

666
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:28,840
Speaker 1: big house with a bunch of different rooms. Okay, So

667
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:31,080
Speaker 1: so she's like, I'm going to leave the door open

668
00:34:31,239 --> 00:34:34,800
Speaker 1: and you know, the lights off. I just like, you

669
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:40,160
Speaker 1: know I recorded it that. It does make you laugh though,

670
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:42,759
Speaker 1: and guys make weird noises during Yeah, he was making

671
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:47,160
Speaker 1: a Yeah. That's why when I like started sleeping with

672
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:50,440
Speaker 1: corn dudes, I'm like, they don't make these noises because

673
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:54,759
Speaker 1: they're not allowed to. They're not no like they're like

674
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,320
Speaker 1: in certain porns, Like they don't want to see anything

675
00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:00,719
Speaker 1: from the guy but his cock. And it's about the amazing. Yeah,

676
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:05,040
Speaker 1: it's amazing. That's funny. They don't think just shut up

677
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:07,000
Speaker 1: and look pretty and things. That is too though, because

678
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:09,400
Speaker 1: a guy making noises important. If a man is watching it,

679
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:12,320
Speaker 1: that might throw him off. That's exactly why they're not allowed.

680
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:14,879
Speaker 1: Imagine your dude watches some more and and the guys

681
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:19,120
Speaker 1: like you, I mean like they do a little bit

682
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:21,239
Speaker 1: of like normal sex no noise, but it's not like

683
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:24,239
Speaker 1: they don't really talk a lot. Yeah, Like it's all

684
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:26,680
Speaker 1: like we're the ones that have to be vocal. Yeah,

685
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:29,800
Speaker 1: Like they're just they're just there for the cock. That

686
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:33,919
Speaker 1: is literally all we need from them. Feminism is you're

687
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:36,040
Speaker 1: do you feel like you have to be loud during

688
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:41,080
Speaker 1: sex for a guy because they want that. Absolutely. I'm

689
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:44,840
Speaker 1: actually have a guy tell me quiet down, my guys.

690
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:47,719
Speaker 1: I did have a guy tell me that I need

691
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:50,279
Speaker 1: to make noise when I was like, really, what kind

692
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:54,920
Speaker 1: of noise like noises? More like yeah, A lot of

693
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:57,520
Speaker 1: guys like they want like one guys want to talk.

694
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:01,799
Speaker 1: I'm okay, is like I have your dick in my mouth.

695
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:07,960
Speaker 1: I can't do you want a conversation? Yeah, like you

696
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:09,879
Speaker 1: want a dirty talk? While I was sucking and sick,

697
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:11,320
Speaker 1: I'm like, just so, do you want dirty talk or

698
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:12,719
Speaker 1: do you want me to talk your dick? Because those

699
00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:16,279
Speaker 1: are two completely dirty things? Like you have watched one

700
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:20,000
Speaker 1: too many of my movies. That's not I definitely moan

701
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:23,600
Speaker 1: when I'm sucking sick for sure. Yeah, but I'm about

702
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:26,359
Speaker 1: to like be like loud and I'm not loud because

703
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:30,480
Speaker 1: it's not like your noise has come natural. Whatever right

704
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:32,440
Speaker 1: back is going to happen. It's going to happen. But

705
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:35,880
Speaker 1: I have gonna intentionally be loud, like you're not paying

706
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:41,879
Speaker 1: knock it off. You brought that. Let's talk about something

707
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 1: that Amber Rose said that people got upset about. Right.

708
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:47,640
Speaker 1: She said this in Time magazine. She said, as women

709
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,400
Speaker 1: were fortunate enough to use our seductive skills, you not

710
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:52,480
Speaker 1: to be able to get money from our significant others.

711
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:54,920
Speaker 1: I also talk about seduction in the book A lot

712
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:57,120
Speaker 1: of women don't know how to seduce a man. It's

713
00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:59,200
Speaker 1: extremely easy. Once you get to that point, you can

714
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:00,839
Speaker 1: get anything you want and out of them. She said,

715
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:02,880
Speaker 1: it might sound messed up, but once you get to

716
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:04,719
Speaker 1: that point, it's not using it's not using a man,

717
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:07,799
Speaker 1: it's literally getting what you want by any means necessary.

718
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:10,520
Speaker 1: And people were upset about that, and some people have

719
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:14,080
Speaker 1: defended her because it's the truth. I know people have

720
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:17,600
Speaker 1: a real hard time with the truth lately. I know,

721
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:19,719
Speaker 1: like we were just talking about how if a guy

722
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:22,239
Speaker 1: gave us a gift, like, would we stay with him

723
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:24,520
Speaker 1: because he got us that gift? That's the type of

724
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:27,000
Speaker 1: horror right there, be like he gave us a gift.

725
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:29,320
Speaker 1: Oh well, now I feel like I need to stay

726
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:32,440
Speaker 1: with him for this because he gave me a gift.

727
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:35,759
Speaker 1: Right that's horror mentality right there, And it's not necessarily

728
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:38,480
Speaker 1: for mentality, But that's just the way that women have

729
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:44,600
Speaker 1: literally survived for centuries. And I honestly think that because

730
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:47,600
Speaker 1: of how powerful sex is for men and how much

731
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:50,919
Speaker 1: power the pussy actually holds, Like women would actually rule

732
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 1: the world if it wasn't for things like marriage, and

733
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:56,279
Speaker 1: if it wasn't for like slut shaming and stuff like that,

734
00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:58,320
Speaker 1: because I'm pretty sure it was just guys putting this

735
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:00,880
Speaker 1: type of pressure on women, be like, oh, ship, they

736
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:03,319
Speaker 1: basically have the one thing we want, so we need

737
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:07,520
Speaker 1: to hold them down so they don't control. But there's

738
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:10,640
Speaker 1: a few women who have been able to break that

739
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:13,759
Speaker 1: barrier and per rose for one and be able to

740
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 1: do what women are supposed to do, basically rule the

741
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:19,160
Speaker 1: fucking world with our vagina. The pussy does have a

742
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:22,720
Speaker 1: lot of power, kind of get a lot of things,

743
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:28,799
Speaker 1: to college, educations, a few cars. Yeah, No, Like I'm

744
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:33,200
Speaker 1: I'm all for you know, I'm all for being independent

745
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:35,080
Speaker 1: and you know, working for your ship and get in

746
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:37,440
Speaker 1: your own you know what I mean. I'm all for that.

747
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:40,520
Speaker 1: I do it. But I'm not gonna lie. Man. The

748
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:47,880
Speaker 1: pussy is like extra cash, it's extra I'm all about

749
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:50,279
Speaker 1: doing for yourself. I'm all about being an instant woman.

750
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:51,880
Speaker 1: I'm all about being able to get what you need

751
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:54,000
Speaker 1: for yourself, because if you can't provide for yourself and

752
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:56,240
Speaker 1: you can't expect the next person to do so. However,

753
00:38:56,719 --> 00:39:00,080
Speaker 1: if I am having sexual relations with the man in

754
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:03,640
Speaker 1: and he has the means to make sure that whatever

755
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:07,080
Speaker 1: I need is taken care of, then I expect for

756
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:10,239
Speaker 1: him to do so. It just that just balance his

757
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:12,680
Speaker 1: ship out. And I learned a long time ago. Um,

758
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:14,480
Speaker 1: I became a young mother. I became mother to age

759
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:17,200
Speaker 1: of seventeen, and I had my best friend at the time,

760
00:39:17,239 --> 00:39:18,799
Speaker 1: we were actually pregnant at the same time our kids

761
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:21,520
Speaker 1: are took up apart. I remember her mother telling us,

762
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:24,440
Speaker 1: how dare you spend the night out? How dare how

763
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:26,080
Speaker 1: dare you spend the night out and come home the

764
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:28,560
Speaker 1: next day and your sunned pamper because that guy that

765
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:30,359
Speaker 1: she was laid up with last night shouldn make sure

766
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:31,960
Speaker 1: you had whatever you needed. You should have opened your

767
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:34,000
Speaker 1: mouth to ask him, but whatever you needed, whether it

768
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:35,359
Speaker 1: was a small thing or a big thing, and if

769
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:36,840
Speaker 1: he wasn't able to provide for it, that should have

770
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:38,880
Speaker 1: been the last time you've seen. I learned that at

771
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:40,919
Speaker 1: a very young age. And I mean it's the truth.

772
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,759
Speaker 1: You're not gonna I'm not gonna be opening my legs

773
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:47,239
Speaker 1: for you when you see my head nappy, or if

774
00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:49,200
Speaker 1: you see my electric fit to get cut off, or

775
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:52,200
Speaker 1: I mean for me with guys and UM and giving

776
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:54,680
Speaker 1: and you know, UM and doing things for me it's

777
00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:57,239
Speaker 1: not my because my bills are covered, my hair is covered,

778
00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:59,719
Speaker 1: my nails are covered. All of that has covered. Like

779
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:02,520
Speaker 1: but you know the extra things like the nice handbag

780
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:06,319
Speaker 1: or or hey, babe, um, you know, I haven't gotten

781
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:09,080
Speaker 1: to see you in a few days. So here's four

782
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:11,520
Speaker 1: thousand dollars in your bank account. You know, things like

783
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:14,480
Speaker 1: that that's never happened to me. That let me hook

784
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:17,680
Speaker 1: you up your bank account just because I haven't seen

785
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:20,279
Speaker 1: you know, That's what I mean. Like, you know, if

786
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:22,359
Speaker 1: a guy is you know, if you're dating someone who

787
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:27,399
Speaker 1: is doing better than you and you're working exactly right, well,

788
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:30,960
Speaker 1: men men make more money than women as well, and

789
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:33,680
Speaker 1: being a woman is fucking expensive, not even just not

790
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:36,320
Speaker 1: even just was like the makeup and hair and stuff

791
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:40,359
Speaker 1: like that. Just owning a vagina is expensive, with tampons,

792
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:44,640
Speaker 1: with medications, with going to the doctor, everything, Like just

793
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:47,200
Speaker 1: owning a vaginas one of the most expensive out of

794
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:51,279
Speaker 1: So if like, if you want this thing, yes, it's

795
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:54,919
Speaker 1: gonna maybe cost you some dinner, because that dick don't

796
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:58,440
Speaker 1: really cost nothing, No, it just kind of their dick

797
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:00,719
Speaker 1: that costs money. Well, they have to go in like

798
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:03,840
Speaker 1: for the process exam when they're like, what is it

799
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:07,200
Speaker 1: fifty or whatever? But that's in their low maintenance. They're

800
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:11,880
Speaker 1: very low maintenance. Is high maintenance. I mean they're way cooler,

801
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 1: let's just be honest. But it's better to have a vagina, right,

802
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:18,520
Speaker 1: So I always felt like penises are it seemed like

803
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:21,120
Speaker 1: really fun, like yeah, to like write your name in

804
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:24,520
Speaker 1: the snow and your pen and like maybe to get

805
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:26,520
Speaker 1: a little bit more in your paycheck. But that's probably

806
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:28,520
Speaker 1: about it. Now. If you were about to ask us

807
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:29,920
Speaker 1: to the guy and you saw a little something on

808
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:33,320
Speaker 1: his penis absolutely not. I turn on the light, I

809
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:35,960
Speaker 1: get a freaking magnifying glass and be like, what is what?

810
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:39,680
Speaker 1: I get some mole? Oh? I know moles. My mom's

811
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:41,520
Speaker 1: a nurse. It's not like the first thing I ever

812
00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:44,760
Speaker 1: learned was STD So yeah, you can tell the difference

813
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:47,320
Speaker 1: between a mole and or herpie real easily. It's just

814
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:50,840
Speaker 1: like one little you know, brown whatever. He needs to

815
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:55,640
Speaker 1: go get that removed. But that's well not if there's

816
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:58,759
Speaker 1: a condom. It's like below jab, you're not doing none

817
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:01,520
Speaker 1: of that then, no, not until not unless he has

818
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:04,319
Speaker 1: like a clean a Steed test ebsolutely do you guys

819
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:07,960
Speaker 1: inspect penises, like before I stuck it for sure. Yeah,

820
00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:10,640
Speaker 1: well yeah, before I touch it a lot. I want

821
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:12,719
Speaker 1: to touch it with my hands because if you feel

822
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:14,960
Speaker 1: something that has some kind of texture, like a guy

823
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:18,040
Speaker 1: could have a mole like a beauty mark on his penis,

824
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:20,560
Speaker 1: but if you feel something that has a texture to it,

825
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:24,040
Speaker 1: you can't put that in your mouth. Like yeah, and

826
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:26,160
Speaker 1: that's well, I know, like I forgot the name of

827
00:42:26,239 --> 00:42:28,000
Speaker 1: the I forgot the name of the comic. But he's

828
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:30,560
Speaker 1: like he won't sleep with a girl until he goes

829
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:33,520
Speaker 1: down on her because that's that's his test, Like to

830
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:36,960
Speaker 1: check it out name joy with their hands. Check out

831
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:43,520
Speaker 1: their smell. Definitely bird all right, oh yeah, smell test

832
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:47,760
Speaker 1: the smell. I think all girls should even a tast

833
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:50,680
Speaker 1: the taste. I did that before. I have said be

834
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:54,319
Speaker 1: like okay, how am I okay? I just be like okay,

835
00:42:54,400 --> 00:43:01,279
Speaker 1: I need a pineapple. But so you do penis examination.

836
00:43:01,719 --> 00:43:03,719
Speaker 1: What if he has like dry skin or something, and

837
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:06,520
Speaker 1: it's like that's weird, that's weird, Like why is your penis?

838
00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:09,040
Speaker 1: Why do you have like there's so much heat and

839
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:12,960
Speaker 1: you know, unless like I understand it, like I understand shaping,

840
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:16,120
Speaker 1: Like here, you know, like bigger guys. Not on the

841
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:19,440
Speaker 1: actual No, unless he has like maybe sooriasis or something.

842
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:23,440
Speaker 1: But I've never seen your penis. Is there such a

843
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:30,600
Speaker 1: thing as an ugly penis? Yes, ugly penis is uncircumcised.

844
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:34,600
Speaker 1: You don't like I like, so, I don't mind uncircumcised.

845
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:38,520
Speaker 1: They're more sensitive. The guys are more and you don't

846
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 1: ut gus penises are ugly. I don't mean they're a

847
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:44,279
Speaker 1: little bit funkier. Like it takes some amused like it

848
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:47,160
Speaker 1: it takes to it. Yeah, like you gotta figure out

849
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:49,920
Speaker 1: like how you gotta hold down the skin, and some

850
00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:52,360
Speaker 1: guys don't want you to go and push back the

851
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:57,040
Speaker 1: skin because yeah, they want you to build it. I

852
00:43:57,120 --> 00:44:00,439
Speaker 1: don't mind uncircumcised as long as it's clean. Yeah's ugly.

853
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:04,719
Speaker 1: I mean that uncirclitized penis with a lot of skin

854
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:08,320
Speaker 1: that should have been it's not What about coloring, it

855
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:12,360
Speaker 1: is like sometimes it's like multicolor. Yet color that happens

856
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:16,359
Speaker 1: a lot when they did. Yeah, like it will turn

857
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:18,359
Speaker 1: like a couple of different colors. Well, you guys said

858
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:21,800
Speaker 1: this jealous like penut I like dark penis. I like

859
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:25,440
Speaker 1: the way penis. Listen, miss um what's your website, what's

860
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:29,840
Speaker 1: your email? Gmail? Right, so I'm sure you've gotten some

861
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:33,120
Speaker 1: penises through there where the head was like yeah, I

862
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:37,319
Speaker 1: think like the headhead is like yeah, like mushroom dick

863
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:42,560
Speaker 1: the wrong way and then the bottom part, Oh my god.

864
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:46,279
Speaker 1: So you don't like the big mushroom. We like a

865
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:49,000
Speaker 1: big mush a little and it'll be like a little

866
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:54,759
Speaker 1: mushroom and then the shower for beard, it's like a triangle. Weird. Yeah,

867
00:44:54,960 --> 00:45:02,280
Speaker 1: it's like pyramid dick is terrible. Oh my god. Exclamation

868
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:07,120
Speaker 1: point ceremony. Guys like Spanish, it has to heck. I

869
00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:09,560
Speaker 1: don't like the too long skinny ones either, because I

870
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:12,919
Speaker 1: and I think, you know, if it's curved the wrong

871
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:15,840
Speaker 1: way and it's skinny and long, it's ugly. Like sometimes

872
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:20,000
Speaker 1: curtain curves. Sometimes certain curves are amazing. Other times it's

873
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:21,799
Speaker 1: like curve the wrong way to the side and you're

874
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:25,560
Speaker 1: like what are you doing? Can you? Or when it's

875
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:28,560
Speaker 1: like curved up like a hook, Yeah, you know what

876
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:31,640
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. That's disgusting. It has some sort of

877
00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:34,800
Speaker 1: curve a little bit, a little bit right, some of

878
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:37,920
Speaker 1: them depending on which way they may they hang it

879
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:41,560
Speaker 1: or yeah, ba which way they masturbate. Yeah, because if

880
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:43,360
Speaker 1: you're pulling it dis we I mean, is it's the

881
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:45,200
Speaker 1: same with like your lotion, Like how you put your

882
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:47,480
Speaker 1: lotion on your leg. That will actually determine on how

883
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:49,760
Speaker 1: you the hair on your leg grow because I always

884
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:51,480
Speaker 1: go like this, So now like the hair on my

885
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:56,359
Speaker 1: legs like actually grow like sideways. It really depends if

886
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:59,279
Speaker 1: you're like tugging your meat to the left, you're gonna

887
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:01,000
Speaker 1: end up. You're gonna end up with a curve to

888
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:05,520
Speaker 1: the left the shore. I've seen my first boyfriend, you know,

889
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:08,600
Speaker 1: I I'm the first time we slept together, I was fourteen,

890
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:14,000
Speaker 1: and the last time we slept together, I was twenty four. Different,

891
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:18,759
Speaker 1: the curve got really bad. That's how I knew it's

892
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:22,120
Speaker 1: from masturbating, because I know how he masturbates because he's

893
00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:26,520
Speaker 1: he's like he's always touching himself. Like when guy's masturbating

894
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:30,160
Speaker 1: in front of you. I don't mind, I don't mind.

895
00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:31,839
Speaker 1: It depends on what they want to do with the nut,

896
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:39,520
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, and where you like. So

897
00:46:39,719 --> 00:46:42,600
Speaker 1: like if I'm like I'm feeling like freaky, but like

898
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:44,960
Speaker 1: maybe I'm on my period or maybe I had a

899
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,200
Speaker 1: throw infection. I couldn't suck him. I don't know, because

900
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:49,480
Speaker 1: I don't know. I can't think of a reason why

901
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:52,120
Speaker 1: I couldn't give my man a blowjob while I'm on

902
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:54,880
Speaker 1: my period. But I'm just saying, like, you know, if

903
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:56,959
Speaker 1: maybe if I'm feeling horny and there's for some reason

904
00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:59,080
Speaker 1: I can't do it for you, I don't mind. And

905
00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 1: then like I'll you watch him like masturbate. I don't

906
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 1: really want to look. I want to like turn my

907
00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:06,880
Speaker 1: face and I want to like jiggle my butt or something,

908
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:09,799
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, playing with a titty. Let

909
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:13,080
Speaker 1: him play with exactly something like that. And I'm like

910
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:16,719
Speaker 1: acting like I'm so entertained when I'm really like this

911
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:20,680
Speaker 1: is boring. Some guys are sons when they do it

912
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:28,480
Speaker 1: like it's so creepy. It's like Jesus, what are you

913
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:33,960
Speaker 1: like yourself again? It looks like you're injuring him. Is

914
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:35,759
Speaker 1: there anything I guy's ever done? It made you be

915
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:37,399
Speaker 1: like I don't think I can ever sleep with him again.

916
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:41,280
Speaker 1: Like a small thing, Oh god, there's so many small

917
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:47,680
Speaker 1: thing no bitu when, Oh my god, that's horrible. That's

918
00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:50,719
Speaker 1: only guys with the with the small meat that the

919
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:54,320
Speaker 1: rabbit card. Yeah, because they got no stroke. They have

920
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:59,359
Speaker 1: not Yeah, it's not really you would never get this. Yeah.

921
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:01,439
Speaker 1: I say I gave a guy a second track because

922
00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:03,640
Speaker 1: we were both real drunk, and I'm like, Okay, maybe

923
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:05,600
Speaker 1: I was just drunk because he was really hot and

924
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:07,640
Speaker 1: we had a good time, and I'm like okay. But

925
00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:09,960
Speaker 1: then the second time I was not drunk, and it

926
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:12,200
Speaker 1: was the same thing. I'm like, oh no, No, I'm like, oh,

927
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:16,280
Speaker 1: you didn't feel like you could train him? No, tell somebody,

928
00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:20,399
Speaker 1: like listen, you gotta like work on this red certain things. Yeah,

929
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:22,800
Speaker 1: if I really like the guy, like I'll take the

930
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:25,120
Speaker 1: time to like really train him. But otherwise and like

931
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:27,759
Speaker 1: ILL turn him around, like hey, what are you doing?

932
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:32,480
Speaker 1: Like if it's really bad, maybe that's not Either that

933
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:35,279
Speaker 1: either that or I'm gonna let him go because I

934
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:37,279
Speaker 1: think that's what's gonna make him calm, so it's gonna

935
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:43,920
Speaker 1: be over so bad. Yeah. No, I'm they're like huh,

936
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:46,840
Speaker 1: because that might make him confessed, because sometimes we do

937
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:48,800
Speaker 1: try to make up. Yeah, maybe I'll make like a

938
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:53,640
Speaker 1: moan like oh yeah. I'm always like are you ready?

939
00:48:53,719 --> 00:48:55,640
Speaker 1: I always asked him, I'm like, are you ready to come?

940
00:48:56,239 --> 00:48:59,279
Speaker 1: Like you should come now, you like super sexy to

941
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:02,759
Speaker 1: be like I got fucking Jessica Jones, So watch like

942
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:05,520
Speaker 1: are you ready to come? I think you should come now,

943
00:49:06,239 --> 00:49:08,400
Speaker 1: like you know you want to? You know you want to?

944
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:11,560
Speaker 1: Did you? Absolutely not? I ain't got time. Let's go.

945
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:15,000
Speaker 1: Let's go. How I can finish myself off with Bob later.

946
00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:20,000
Speaker 1: My vibrator's name, but hopefully this is something that's funny.

947
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,520
Speaker 1: I name one of my vibrators to my my favorite

948
00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:26,280
Speaker 1: first vibrator. I named him Charlie. The name him Charlie,

949
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:29,719
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think, um, I don't remember. There

950
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:31,920
Speaker 1: was a reason that we named it. I don't remember,

951
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:33,960
Speaker 1: but it was bomb. It was a pocket rocket and

952
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:36,719
Speaker 1: used to make me squore all over the place. I

953
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:39,279
Speaker 1: saw a world start. Someone was giving lessons and how

954
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:41,439
Speaker 1: to squirt. I saw that too. I didn't watch the video,

955
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:43,960
Speaker 1: but I still hard, Like once you can actually like

956
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:45,800
Speaker 1: do it, like the first time I did it, I

957
00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:48,239
Speaker 1: was like, what the fuck? But then after a while,

958
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:51,520
Speaker 1: like I was able to like just instantly and without penetration,

959
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:55,200
Speaker 1: like actually just cliptoral stimulation. I don't think that everyone

960
00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:57,040
Speaker 1: can square, because I really don't think I can I

961
00:49:57,080 --> 00:50:00,320
Speaker 1: don't think I can can't girlfriend. I can come and

962
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:02,200
Speaker 1: I can have an orgasm, but I haven't see the

963
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:04,360
Speaker 1: thing is like and you can try this, like I

964
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:08,120
Speaker 1: have a mini hitachi because sometimes hatachis are way too powerful,

965
00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:10,320
Speaker 1: but it's like a mini one. It's a very strong vibrator.

966
00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:12,480
Speaker 1: And what I did for like webcamming and stuff to

967
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:14,960
Speaker 1: practice how to be able to do it for for

968
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:17,560
Speaker 1: the people watching me and camera is like after you come,

969
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:21,600
Speaker 1: you literally leave that still on your clip while you're coming,

970
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:24,640
Speaker 1: and it's very intense and it's very powerful, but you'll

971
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:26,920
Speaker 1: end up coming again. It will be so powerful that

972
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:29,640
Speaker 1: you end up But what about from sex? So from

973
00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:32,160
Speaker 1: a guy that's um that's hitting the G spot, like

974
00:50:32,239 --> 00:50:36,520
Speaker 1: there's actually um. Marcus London is called like the squirret instructor,

975
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:39,040
Speaker 1: like he could literally take two fingers and make anyone. Yeah,

976
00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:41,080
Speaker 1: I've seen that. I've seen him do it. Yes, I

977
00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:54,279
Speaker 1: like literally fast, Yeah, super bade him appair for you guys. Yeah, demonstration, Yeah,

978
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:56,719
Speaker 1: because they have videos. I think they. I think you

979
00:50:56,840 --> 00:51:00,680
Speaker 1: produced some squirt instruction video. It's like actual instruction vide. Yeah, No,

980
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:02,719
Speaker 1: that's how I think I saw it watching, Like how

981
00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:05,920
Speaker 1: to make a girl squirt videos. I don't know that

982
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:08,640
Speaker 1: I want to squat them. No, you don't, girl. I'm

983
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:11,000
Speaker 1: happy we're having why gasins in coming. I don't think

984
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:13,400
Speaker 1: it's horrible. It's just a mess. It's a mess. I

985
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:15,719
Speaker 1: mean it's an amazing mess. But yeah, we gotta get

986
00:51:15,719 --> 00:51:18,800
Speaker 1: that blanket. If if I had that blanket, that waterpool blanket.

987
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:23,440
Speaker 1: We were talking about plastic exactly, and then I mean

988
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:25,319
Speaker 1: like you could put some like I think that would

989
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:27,080
Speaker 1: be a good idea, like put some plastic and then

990
00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:29,680
Speaker 1: put a sheet over it for a webcam, because otherwise

991
00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:33,440
Speaker 1: I would have destroyed my destroying your mattress. It's because

992
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:36,120
Speaker 1: because it's a lot of fluid, like a lot, like

993
00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:39,319
Speaker 1: it's a lot. It's more than like peeing. It's more.

994
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:44,000
Speaker 1: It's so much, right I'm talking, there's a paddle and

995
00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:47,480
Speaker 1: bad like there's a big circle in the bed. Yeah,

996
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:53,920
Speaker 1: somebody's hotel room. Yeah exactly. All right, Now we're going

997
00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:56,080
Speaker 1: to close this out because it is Thanksgiving and a

998
00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:58,240
Speaker 1: lot of people are getting ready. So if you're lonely

999
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:01,400
Speaker 1: at home on Thanksgiving, what are some tips that we

1000
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:03,440
Speaker 1: can give you that you can do if you're at

1001
00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:10,560
Speaker 1: home and You're lonely Masterbate watch porn. Yeah, some porn suggestions. Um,

1002
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:14,600
Speaker 1: well pretty much anything I wasn't. What's your favorite? I

1003
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:16,880
Speaker 1: know you won a lot of awards now I've been

1004
00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:22,360
Speaker 1: nominated for though, um yeah like three um, I'm like,

1005
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:26,360
Speaker 1: um my best movies that I did. I liked my

1006
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:29,320
Speaker 1: first one that I did Amazon, where I played like

1007
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:31,760
Speaker 1: a jungle woman who's never slept with the dude before

1008
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:37,600
Speaker 1: that was did you have a jungle bush? Um? I had?

1009
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:40,280
Speaker 1: Um No, they made me shave it because like, because

1010
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:41,960
Speaker 1: I had like I called it, it was just like

1011
00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:44,520
Speaker 1: a little patch. I called it the Hitler was bad

1012
00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:49,719
Speaker 1: terminology wow, well the Charlie Chapman. But it was just

1013
00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:52,000
Speaker 1: like I don't know, I don't know why I had it.

1014
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:53,680
Speaker 1: I was just like what am I doing? Like it?

1015
00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:55,920
Speaker 1: And because it was like a landing strip. But then

1016
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:57,640
Speaker 1: I funked it up. I'm like, oh so it was

1017
00:52:57,719 --> 00:53:00,719
Speaker 1: like that it was but the name amy to shave

1018
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:02,560
Speaker 1: it all. It's either for this company either had to

1019
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:04,719
Speaker 1: have full bush or completely bald. So I just went

1020
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:06,440
Speaker 1: ball because I didn't have time to grow out of

1021
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:11,879
Speaker 1: full bush. Um. But I just played this jungle warrior woman,

1022
00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:14,759
Speaker 1: and I had to like capture these dudes, and like

1023
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:17,680
Speaker 1: I wanted the dudes that I captured acted like they've

1024
00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:19,959
Speaker 1: never slept with him or never slept with the guy before.

1025
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:22,920
Speaker 1: So I couldn't even like do normal poor noises like

1026
00:53:23,239 --> 00:53:25,320
Speaker 1: oh fuck me baby, like they did never did. And

1027
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:29,040
Speaker 1: I practiced for like weeks like in all these crazy

1028
00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:31,800
Speaker 1: like poor noises and can't do any of that. But

1029
00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:33,640
Speaker 1: um yeah, like the blow job, like I was looking

1030
00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:35,880
Speaker 1: at like a lollipop and like asked him if if

1031
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:38,560
Speaker 1: I should bite it. Oh I know. He was like, Okay,

1032
00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:41,799
Speaker 1: you're ruining and I'm no, no. They yeah, they're because

1033
00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:44,320
Speaker 1: I've never seen they loved it. They loved it, but

1034
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:48,440
Speaker 1: I mean obviously I didn't bite it. Um anything by

1035
00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:54,080
Speaker 1: Jules Jordan's like, Naughty America is good, mamzon Amazon score Group.

1036
00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:57,360
Speaker 1: It's a good move. It's like a double disc feature, Steff.

1037
00:53:57,360 --> 00:53:58,640
Speaker 1: If you were going to do a point what would

1038
00:53:58,640 --> 00:54:00,879
Speaker 1: be the plot? What would be the plot? So we're

1039
00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:02,880
Speaker 1: I mean, I think if I was going to do

1040
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:04,440
Speaker 1: a porn, it would be like the New Porn and

1041
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:10,520
Speaker 1: just be like, oh, here's a sexy latina. You need

1042
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:13,920
Speaker 1: something based off of another movie or something like a parody,

1043
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:18,759
Speaker 1: like what a parody? Yeah, I don't know that's or

1044
00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:21,279
Speaker 1: something like that. Yeah, that's what it would be. I

1045
00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:23,640
Speaker 1: would have like the Evil Step sisters and they're like

1046
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:26,799
Speaker 1: slapping me and eating my pussy and like being really

1047
00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:31,960
Speaker 1: rough in them, like that has to lay a quickly enough.

1048
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Speaker 1: She had a second ago, But that would that would

1049
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Speaker 1: be my porn. I think that sounds kind of dope.

1050
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Speaker 1: That's a pretty good way. She gave it to me,

1051
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:46,279
Speaker 1: thank you, But I think they did a cinderrella. But

1052
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Speaker 1: I'm in a few but yeah, or snow wait in

1053
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Speaker 1: the Seven Doors, you could have something. No, that's too

1054
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:57,879
Speaker 1: many dickss and they're all little like a little things

1055
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Speaker 1: like oh my god, oh my god, it in a

1056
00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:02,839
Speaker 1: bunch of dwarfs on you. Oh my, I got her.

1057
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Speaker 1: I'm kind of weird. Like when I'm in the strip

1058
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Speaker 1: club and there was like a little stripper, a little

1059
00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:10,239
Speaker 1: oh I had to I had to work with a girl.

1060
00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:13,279
Speaker 1: Her name was Cupcake. The DJ always put us next

1061
00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:15,080
Speaker 1: to each other too, and I'm like, why would you

1062
00:55:15,160 --> 00:55:17,480
Speaker 1: do that? Because it let us I'm like seven feet

1063
00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:20,640
Speaker 1: like why would you do this? Geor she literally came

1064
00:55:20,719 --> 00:55:23,839
Speaker 1: up to like my mid thigh. We have a little

1065
00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:25,759
Speaker 1: person that works at the club I managed, and she's

1066
00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:31,560
Speaker 1: such weird. Her behind they look like kids. From then

1067
00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:34,000
Speaker 1: they turned around, they look old and some people either

1068
00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:36,759
Speaker 1: some people either love them or terrified, like one of

1069
00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:39,200
Speaker 1: the strip club owners. One of the strip club owners

1070
00:55:39,239 --> 00:55:41,840
Speaker 1: actually only hired her because the other show club owner

1071
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Speaker 1: was terrified of dorfs and midgets and like would just

1072
00:55:45,160 --> 00:55:46,600
Speaker 1: like freak him out, Like he would sit in the

1073
00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:50,000
Speaker 1: office the whole night every time she were I remember

1074
00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:51,759
Speaker 1: this guy was telling about his experience and when he

1075
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:53,880
Speaker 1: says she was really thick and that's why he liked

1076
00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:57,479
Speaker 1: to shear like a fatass and yeah, he hit yeah,

1077
00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:01,000
Speaker 1: So how was it? Did he give any details? I

1078
00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:02,719
Speaker 1: don't know. I didn't really ask for details, but he

1079
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:05,279
Speaker 1: he really had wanted to do it, so he said

1080
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:07,239
Speaker 1: he just like lifted her up. I wonder if like

1081
00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:12,600
Speaker 1: her vagin was heavier than he thought, her vaginal space

1082
00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:20,000
Speaker 1: was shorter. I wonder, like like the torsos and legs

1083
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:23,840
Speaker 1: that are if you did it so weird for I

1084
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:27,960
Speaker 1: have no idea. I was thinking too, Yeah, what was

1085
00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:30,080
Speaker 1: your what would your thinking like one of your favorite

1086
00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:35,600
Speaker 1: movies as stories. Yeah, I think it went for you.

1087
00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:40,480
Speaker 1: She gave me mine. It was a good one. Oh

1088
00:56:42,239 --> 00:56:48,279
Speaker 1: so sweet. Would be some mail truck that's definitely been

1089
00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:55,640
Speaker 1: done a few times. Important, Yeah, but y all right,

1090
00:56:55,640 --> 00:56:57,279
Speaker 1: Well we are just giving you guys some advice on

1091
00:56:57,320 --> 00:56:59,160
Speaker 1: what to do if your home for Thanksgiving, if you're alone,

1092
00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:01,000
Speaker 1: or if you're sick your family and you want to

1093
00:57:01,080 --> 00:57:03,320
Speaker 1: slide off and wash some porn real quick on your phone.

1094
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:10,400
Speaker 1: Like you said, everything's free now anyway. Yeah, but Eligenie,

1095
00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:12,440
Speaker 1: let everybody know where they can find you. Um, you

1096
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:15,759
Speaker 1: can find me at the Alleganine on Twitter or elloginine

1097
00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:18,920
Speaker 1: dot com, where you can literally find everything everything every

1098
00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:25,240
Speaker 1: well not like but like where you can find vans. Okay,

1099
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Speaker 1: all right, Stephanie, we know. Yeah, I'm Stephanie Santiago. That's

1100
00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:34,200
Speaker 1: my name. That's where you can find me at Stephanie

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Speaker 1: Santiago McGuire And I'm Angela. That was lip service. Will

1102
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Speaker 1: be back next week. Happy Thanksgiving. You eat up and

1103
00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:46,240
Speaker 1: get stuffing. It's I get stuff