1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:02,160 Speaker 1: Every time I go to the airport, even though I 2 00:00:02,240 --> 00:00:04,880 Speaker 1: know there's nothing in my bags, every time I get 3 00:00:04,920 --> 00:00:07,800 Speaker 1: nervous going through security that they're gonna pull a bazooka out. 4 00:00:08,080 --> 00:00:10,520 Speaker 1: But I don't own a bazuka. I don't even have one. 5 00:00:11,039 --> 00:00:13,680 Speaker 1: But I'm like, what if they, like yesterday, we're in Canada, 6 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:16,160 Speaker 1: you know, and they're very thorough there, yes, And then 7 00:00:16,360 --> 00:00:17,919 Speaker 1: so I'm putting my stuff through and the guys like, 8 00:00:17,960 --> 00:00:19,880 Speaker 1: take this out, do that, do that? You know you 9 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:22,880 Speaker 1: could they they may or may not have not liked 10 00:00:22,880 --> 00:00:26,640 Speaker 1: this very much in customs there, and I can't imagine why. 11 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:29,680 Speaker 1: And so it's the thing. And then so finally I 12 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:32,000 Speaker 1: get everything sorted out and then I look and Kiki 13 00:00:32,120 --> 00:00:36,880 Speaker 1: is gone. They they detained her. Yes. So I'm too 14 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:38,720 Speaker 1: focused on, oh my god, oh my god, taking this 15 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:40,400 Speaker 1: out and this thing out and putting this over here 16 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:43,040 Speaker 1: and doing everything properly, and I turn around, Keiki, it's gone. 17 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:46,320 Speaker 1: You were in jail, Yes, I was. What happened. My 18 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:47,600 Speaker 1: lotion was too big. 19 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:51,800 Speaker 2: Although I traveled there with the same lotion in the bag, 20 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:54,360 Speaker 2: I don't know how I got there with the lotion well, 21 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:55,360 Speaker 2: because not go back. 22 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:57,000 Speaker 1: Well, see now, that's the worst thing you can say 23 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:58,680 Speaker 1: to them, by the way, because all you're saying is 24 00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:01,440 Speaker 1: someone else didn't do their job right. Like if you 25 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:03,320 Speaker 1: say that just like a flight attendant, well the bags 26 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:05,920 Speaker 1: fit on the way here. You know that. That makes 27 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:07,880 Speaker 1: them mad. So you say, basically what you said was 28 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:11,319 Speaker 1: the security here missed it, but not in Canada. 29 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:14,959 Speaker 2: Which I've never been asked to take my toilet trees 30 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:16,720 Speaker 2: out of my carry on bag. 31 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:18,319 Speaker 1: I've never been asked that. Well, I had to do 32 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:21,399 Speaker 1: that too, Yeah, yeah, yeah, And he spoke to you 33 00:01:21,440 --> 00:01:24,639 Speaker 1: in French, just to make it even more complicated. I think, yes, 34 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:27,760 Speaker 1: but you know I understood. I was like we we yeah, 35 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:30,240 Speaker 1: And then he said bye bye. He sent you. I 36 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:31,720 Speaker 1: don't know where he sent you, but you went away. 37 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:34,520 Speaker 1: And then finally I'm alone yep. And then everything worked 38 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:36,520 Speaker 1: out okay. And then I'm in the little room, you know, 39 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:39,200 Speaker 1: waiting to leave alone. And then finally all of you 40 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:43,240 Speaker 1: guys appear. The loss was detained. Yeo, what is going on? 41 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:43,839 Speaker 3: Yeah? 42 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:45,800 Speaker 1: They don't play around out there, but they were very 43 00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:49,200 Speaker 1: nice other like the Canadians. Canada as a whole was 44 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:51,360 Speaker 1: very nice to us. Yes, I would like to live there. 45 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:54,280 Speaker 1: You are you moving? I have plans, you're gonna do it? 46 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:57,640 Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, I feel like Canada is my vibe. It 47 00:01:57,720 --> 00:02:00,520 Speaker 2: is my type of people. They just do their own thing. 48 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:03,760 Speaker 2: They mind their business. You know. Everybody is like a 49 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:06,720 Speaker 2: little weird, but it's like a good weird. I really 50 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:10,799 Speaker 2: enjoyed Canada. You know, well, miss we'll miss you a lot. 51 00:02:10,919 --> 00:02:12,960 Speaker 1: Yeah. They got a new beach with a restaurant, a. 52 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:17,080 Speaker 3: New beach, a beach, a nude beach, a nude beach supposedly, 53 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:20,760 Speaker 3: and it's like right front and center, if that's true, 54 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:23,800 Speaker 3: because we were like going to eat before we left, 55 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:25,480 Speaker 3: and they have like a city airport. 56 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:27,880 Speaker 1: It's like you land basically on the street in front 57 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:30,359 Speaker 1: of the hotel. It's wild. You land like right, it's 58 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:33,080 Speaker 1: like if you could land on Lake Shore. You should 59 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:35,480 Speaker 1: learn something from them. And so basically that's what we did, 60 00:02:35,639 --> 00:02:37,079 Speaker 1: you know, when we're there, and then we were trying 61 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:39,960 Speaker 1: to go eat after our little a little seminar thing 62 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:42,600 Speaker 1: that we did. And then so we driver takes us 63 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:43,960 Speaker 1: to a restaurant. He says, oh, by the way, it's 64 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:47,280 Speaker 1: a nude beach right there. Now, we didn't see anyone naked, 65 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:49,800 Speaker 1: but I mean that. I thought nude beaches were usually 66 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:52,079 Speaker 1: a little bit more isolated, but this was a nude 67 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:54,120 Speaker 1: beach that was just right there. I could have eat 68 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:56,720 Speaker 1: my little pizza and looked at nude people. But there 69 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:58,959 Speaker 1: were no nude people there, sadly, or at least we 70 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:02,600 Speaker 1: didn't see them. Ki just taking her clothes off. I said, no, 71 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:05,480 Speaker 1: not in the restaurant. It's the nude beach in front 72 00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:10,120 Speaker 1: of the restaurant. I guess that was that got weird. Yeah, 73 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:11,760 Speaker 1: no one, I mean none of us were stopping. You 74 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:15,840 Speaker 1: were ahead. I thought it was time. Yeah, and Kiki 75 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:19,120 Speaker 1: was a big star on the panel yesterday, big star. No, 76 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:21,040 Speaker 1: I'm serious. I just sat there and I just I 77 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:23,520 Speaker 1: just watched. I watched them eat you up. It was great. 78 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:26,679 Speaker 1: As we tried to spread the word about the Fred 79 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:30,600 Speaker 1: Show in Canada and and you know, there were no 80 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:33,600 Speaker 1: takers actually, but it was fine. No, no, no one came. 81 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:36,080 Speaker 1: No one came running the over at the end of 82 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:38,200 Speaker 1: the panel to say, how do we get this show. 83 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:43,400 Speaker 1: At the end of it, I said, one job in Canada. No, no, 84 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:48,280 Speaker 1: not even like Halifax or whatever, like all the way northwest. Yeah. No, no, 85 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:51,480 Speaker 1: they weren't interested either. We asked him, sorry, yeah, they did. 86 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:54,000 Speaker 1: They did say that. They did say that they did. 87 00:03:54,680 --> 00:03:57,400 Speaker 1: But we had a probably what a hundred people came 88 00:03:57,440 --> 00:04:01,040 Speaker 1: to our thing. Yeah, we had. It was now granted, 89 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:03,600 Speaker 1: the other seminar option that you had was like his 90 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:06,680 Speaker 1: turtle racing good for the radio, you know, So there 91 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:09,119 Speaker 1: weren't a lot of attendees for that. We made sure 92 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:11,560 Speaker 1: that ours was because they had multiple little it's like 93 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:14,480 Speaker 1: a radio conference for its supposed we were North America, 94 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:18,200 Speaker 1: but it was mostly Canadians and they had multiple seminars 95 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:20,120 Speaker 1: at once. You could choose if you were an attendee. 96 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:22,280 Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, guy, what are we up against? 97 00:04:23,279 --> 00:04:25,440 Speaker 1: Because the the day before that it was Brian Adams 98 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:31,000 Speaker 1: was the speaker. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, he's Canadian and 99 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:35,960 Speaker 1: he's famous. Whoa yeah. And our friend Jane Ice, who 100 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:38,400 Speaker 1: used to compete against us. The best thing that ever 101 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:41,360 Speaker 1: happened was the dummies over there fired him and now 102 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:44,320 Speaker 1: he's like the King of Canada. He's a Jamaican New Yorker, 103 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:48,800 Speaker 1: former Chicago and King of Canada and he interviewed Brian Adams. 104 00:04:48,839 --> 00:04:50,640 Speaker 1: But that was the day before, thank god, because if 105 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:52,279 Speaker 1: that had been at the same time, it would have 106 00:04:52,279 --> 00:04:55,359 Speaker 1: been cricket. It would have been the janitors like they 107 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:56,680 Speaker 1: would have been like cleaning, and we would have been 108 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:58,640 Speaker 1: talking about the Fred Show. I would have had to 109 00:04:58,680 --> 00:05:01,560 Speaker 1: go see Brandy. I know, not even Jason would have attended. 110 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:05,320 Speaker 1: I would have been torn. Not even Jason would have 111 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:07,120 Speaker 1: gone to the thing about the Fred Show, which would 112 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:10,520 Speaker 1: have been embarrassing. But what was one of the questions? Uh, 113 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:13,960 Speaker 1: and I thought of you, Paulina. One of the questions was, so, 114 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,919 Speaker 1: you guys are syndicated, so tell me about how that 115 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:19,280 Speaker 1: works technically. And my answer was it doesn't most of 116 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:22,840 Speaker 1: the time. If you don't know, it doesn't. And then 117 00:05:22,839 --> 00:05:24,520 Speaker 1: what was like, what do you do when something goes wrong? 118 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:27,839 Speaker 1: I said nothing, because there's nothing we can write. I said, 119 00:05:27,839 --> 00:05:29,560 Speaker 1: I get in the fetal position in the corner because 120 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:32,240 Speaker 1: there's nothing I can do. I have one button. There's 121 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:35,520 Speaker 1: one button here that either on or off. That's it. 122 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:36,760 Speaker 1: And then we won't just start running. 123 00:05:36,839 --> 00:05:40,159 Speaker 3: Yeah, I get I guess Sassy Joe on the other line, 124 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:42,880 Speaker 3: and he's yes, Sassi Joe in La. 125 00:05:42,839 --> 00:05:45,600 Speaker 1: I hope you're listening to this. No, let's let's let's not. 126 00:05:46,839 --> 00:05:50,240 Speaker 1: Let's not eightly eight foot alienate the one man in 127 00:05:50,279 --> 00:05:53,400 Speaker 1: Sherman Oaks, California, but standing between us and this button, 128 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,280 Speaker 1: sassy Joe is one of the best looking men I've 129 00:05:56,279 --> 00:05:58,159 Speaker 1: ever seen. You know what, He's cool people. Actually we 130 00:05:58,200 --> 00:06:00,000 Speaker 1: got really cool last time because we had no choice. 131 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:02,920 Speaker 1: Left end was a disaster. I just want you to know, 132 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:05,240 Speaker 1: when things go wrong, there's nothing we could There's absolutely 133 00:06:05,279 --> 00:06:06,800 Speaker 1: nothing we can do. But we just sit here and 134 00:06:06,839 --> 00:06:09,280 Speaker 1: we stare. Yeah. Please, I'm dragging me when things go wrong. 135 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:11,920 Speaker 1: The Texters are like, hello, I can't hear you. I'm like, 136 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:16,360 Speaker 1: I know, I'm I'm running somewhere in a circle. Yeah, 137 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:19,160 Speaker 1: that's what Paulina does. She just runs in circles, and 138 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:23,320 Speaker 1: that tends to make things better. We're just going places. Yeah, 139 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:25,920 Speaker 1: that's what I know. I could just stop talking and 140 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:28,040 Speaker 1: take a nap. If Jason stands up in the middle 141 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:29,960 Speaker 1: of a segment with his laptop and walks out of 142 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:32,039 Speaker 1: the room, Yeah, like, why don't you just tell me 143 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:34,760 Speaker 1: we're off the air so I can stop talking. I'm 144 00:06:34,839 --> 00:06:38,039 Speaker 1: using great materials here right now. I just need eight 145 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:41,640 Speaker 1: minutes of great material about Canada, good practice, and nobody 146 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:42,200 Speaker 1: heard it. 147 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:46,600 Speaker 3: Keep going sweepy, It's amazing, just like, when you get older, 148 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:47,520 Speaker 3: we're just gonna let you talk. 149 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:50,960 Speaker 1: I think that's already been happening yet.