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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame morning. Hello, Yeah, it's Donk. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: what this is Donk? Okay? What is this about? Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: oh sorry, I guess I didn't correctly identify myself. My

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Speaker 1: name is Donk, and I'm with the college Honks moving.

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Speaker 1: We're moving your stuff right, yeah, like we're moving all

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Speaker 1: your stuff? Yeah awesome. I think of the message that

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Speaker 1: you guys had picked everything up and and you're you're

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Speaker 1: all done, You're yeah. Well, like I was calling you

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Speaker 1: because like so like that couch you have, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: like you know, like how attached are you to it? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Why are you asking? Because Smithy's a dumb wait what

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Speaker 1: Oh sorry, I didn't really explain it. Yeah, dude, I'm

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Speaker 1: talking about you. Yeah. So let me just read off

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Speaker 1: this on paper that they give of us. Okay, So,

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Speaker 1: hello customer. Unfortunately I regret to inform you that one

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Speaker 1: of your items was damaged in the moving process. Wait

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Speaker 1: a minute, Wait a minute, wait a minute. Do you

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Speaker 1: damage the couch? Yeah? Like pretty bad. Everything was supposed

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Speaker 1: to be wrapped. Yeah, it was like okay, okay, full disclosure.

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Speaker 1: So you know, like we're college dudes, you know, Okay,

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Speaker 1: you're fine, but you shouldn't need a college degree to

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Speaker 1: move a couch damage the chouse. So the frat was

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Speaker 1: having a party like this afternoon. Are you saying, used

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Speaker 1: my couch for your party? Yeah, but like you running,

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Speaker 1: you can't people stop your own climate party? Well, like

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Speaker 1: it would have been cool because we just like stopped that.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, not cool, not cool, unbelievable. We had contract

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Speaker 1: that was running the contract. You're not let this take

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Speaker 1: people's stuff. You're just movement. I can't believe it. So well,

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Speaker 1: like Smitty was doing a kekestun and then like we

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Speaker 1: had it wrap but then like he got a hammer

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Speaker 1: like tore it off. But then also like he cod

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Speaker 1: hold his liquor very well. So you know, but like

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Speaker 1: could we right now do you do this with all

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Speaker 1: the people you know? Well, you know like house hopping before,

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Speaker 1: but like we have never damaged anything before, you know,

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Speaker 1: like we were thinking like we could do like a

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Speaker 1: fundraiser around campus or whatever and like see if we

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Speaker 1: could buy you a new one. Who No, Okay, first,

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Speaker 1: there's supposed to be insurance, okay on this move. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know about Like you could call the company,

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Speaker 1: h I give you the number. Can you a number.

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Speaker 1: Who and what is your full name? Because I am

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Speaker 1: going to tell them how worthless you are. You could

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Speaker 1: just tell them donk when he's Paul Donkler, but like

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Speaker 1: you know, and my friends called me DONC Paul Donkler.

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Speaker 1: Yeah okay? And what is who? Was the name of

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Speaker 1: your rest of your team that was moving my stuff?

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Speaker 1: Eric Smith? But we call him Smitty. No, I don't

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Speaker 1: need like pretty much all of us each other by

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Speaker 1: our last names, you know what I mean, like art

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Speaker 1: Eric Smith? And who you know I'm not dog Smitty Perkins.

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Speaker 1: Oh you know I knew I shouldn't have hired college

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Speaker 1: sonks moving. You are a bunch of dish. Okay, well

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Speaker 1: then I'll let you know that this is actually Dubil

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Speaker 1: from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you

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Speaker 1: and your husband. Tom set you up. What it's a joke.

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Speaker 1: He said, you will worried about having a bunch of

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Speaker 1: college kids move your stuff and you wanted to mess

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Speaker 1: with you. Oh my god, I literally thought some crap

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Speaker 1: boys that ruined my first show. Wake up every morning

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Speaker 1: with Jubile phone branks