Speaker 1: Guess what decision we're about to make a horrible decisions.
Speaker 1: Hey horns, Welcome back to another episode of Hoary Blame.
Speaker 1: This is e On. He's your your friends. Don't make
Speaker 1: your friend French bitch. I don't nigga from friends, but
Speaker 1: folso I have French in me. So him anyway, Oh,
Speaker 1: because you had to begot and the s car got.
Speaker 1: Last day, my mom said maybe we shouldn't have cheese
Speaker 1: for breakfast. She said, the s car got made me
Speaker 1: this way. Um, but what's the you always hear on?
Speaker 1: Maybebe a k A a k A that bitch a
Speaker 1: k A pet the stallion a k A Megan Marco
Speaker 1: a k A that I really wish. Apparently I have
Speaker 1: to learn how to rip since apparently these whites. I
Speaker 1: think I look like a rapper when I'm outside. So, oh,
Speaker 1: we got. We have to talk about that. We didn't
Speaker 1: even talk about that. You said you had the same
Speaker 1: experience in in France. Someone came up to me, um
Speaker 1: as I was born in the plane on the way,
Speaker 1: I was wearing dunks, sweatpants, um a jacket like giving
Speaker 1: Lilyati super chilled like to me? What I think of
Speaker 1: like is playing attire, and she was talking to my
Speaker 1: mom and I my mom so fucking excited to go
Speaker 1: on this trip. So and it was her birthday when
Speaker 1: we were leaving. So my mom's telling the flight crew
Speaker 1: because you know, they're being sweet and spoiling her and ship,
Speaker 1: and she's like, you know, it's my birthday, and you
Speaker 1: guys know how old I am. And she's turning seventy
Speaker 1: and obviously she'll look it. So you know when people
Speaker 1: know that, Ali days, I love to talk about it.
Speaker 1: And then because you guys are so funny, and what
Speaker 1: do you do? You're a musician, and I I was
Speaker 1: so confused, and the only thing I could say is
Speaker 1: are you because bitch, see you had a better comeback
Speaker 1: than me. I actually has chose not to speak to
Speaker 1: the white woman. Um, and let my friend I didn't
Speaker 1: even I didn't know. So we're in the VIP lounge
Speaker 1: leaving Aruba and me and my friend mind you are
Speaker 1: in airport attire, sweatpants, sneakers, hoodies, airport. We're coming back
Speaker 1: to New York and there's snow on the ground, so bitch,
Speaker 1: we're making sure. Bitch, I'm mad as I'm leaving eighty
Speaker 1: degree motherfucking Aruba to go back to the motherfucker's snow. No, bitch,
Speaker 1: we're fucking in the VIP lounge and this quite woman
Speaker 1: walked up to us, white quite you don't like how
Speaker 1: a little I will say wheatns. That's how I say
Speaker 1: white wheatns, but white. So the whites woman, um decided
Speaker 1: to come up to us and say, you know, I'm
Speaker 1: leaving the lounge. Um, I heard you talking wanting the
Speaker 1: couch because we were at the bar because there was
Speaker 1: no more seating. So of course my homegirl went up
Speaker 1: to the agent person that was in charge of the
Speaker 1: lounge and was like, hey can sit here. We see
Speaker 1: that no one's sitting here. She's like, oh that's reserved, bitch.
Speaker 1: How do fund you reserve seating in a fucking airport lounge?
Speaker 1: So anyways, the white woman overheard the woman saying that
Speaker 1: we couldn't sit there, so she came over and was like,
Speaker 1: I heard what was going on, and you know what,
Speaker 1: I want to go ahead. We're about to leave. Anyways,
Speaker 1: our flight is not the fucking God Savior she saved us.
Speaker 1: But amidst saving us, she also said, by the way,
Speaker 1: are you ladies rappers? Wait, wait, wait wait or dancers
Speaker 1: for rappers, and was just so sure that we were
Speaker 1: one of the two as the only black people in
Speaker 1: the lounge, and it was just like, this is racist,
Speaker 1: you fucking white people in savior fucking microaggressions. Not every
Speaker 1: black person is a musician or rapper just because they
Speaker 1: can afford the luxury that you think that you guys
Speaker 1: are affording. Nothing more belittling than having a luxury experience
Speaker 1: and people needing you to validate your job. Yep, pere
Speaker 1: ye trash. That is a such a fucking shitty feeling
Speaker 1: and making someone feel like I shouldn't be here and
Speaker 1: why is it that you're here? But I also don't
Speaker 1: think that white people go up to other white people
Speaker 1: in lounges like, hey, they don't are you a doctor
Speaker 1: they don't, or a lawyer, or do you work in
Speaker 1: a fortune fight your company? White people don't do that,
Speaker 1: you know how people other miel onto, that's other white people.
Speaker 1: Have you ever been in a lounge and you start
Speaker 1: talking to the black person there. I never started being like, nigger,
Speaker 1: what you do? We vibe? We never I talked to
Speaker 1: someone for forty five minutes, which is a really long
Speaker 1: time to just talk to a person you don't know.
Speaker 1: She came up to me, we're talking about Nina. She
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, girl, I got the same bag.
Speaker 1: We're like laughing about it, talking about nothing. Not till
Speaker 1: she was leaving, she was like, should we connect? Dadada?
Speaker 1: Like what industrator? Maybe you can have me on LinkedIn
Speaker 1: or HI? What's like? What's your thing? That's it at
Speaker 1: the end, just to connect. You never needed to for
Speaker 1: a moment say I'm here and you're here? What is
Speaker 1: your reason? What is right? Are you a musician? Right?
Speaker 1: Are you? But the fact that as a colored woman,
Speaker 1: as a black woman, the only read, the only industry
Speaker 1: that could afford me to even be in this room
Speaker 1: is that of the music industry, which is fucking long.
Speaker 1: Mind you, my friend works in tech and bitch, I
Speaker 1: was an accountant. I mean now I'm a podcaster. No,
Speaker 1: it's still just sucking, berating, like it's inappropriate, and white
Speaker 1: people stopped going up to black people asking what the
Speaker 1: funk they do for a living? It's inappropriate and wrong.
Speaker 1: And it's also like, I've had so much experience traveling
Speaker 1: with Obey and that happened to us a lot frankly,
Speaker 1: I think with him. His job title is such a
Speaker 1: big one, like the name. He has paid millions of dollars.
Speaker 1: He does well, but his job donal is like VP
Speaker 1: of something something at a major bank. Right, one of
Speaker 1: the big four, isn't it for I don't know. I'm
Speaker 1: sorry you say that? Would account four is accounting? There's
Speaker 1: no bigt from Big four is accounting? The core firms?
Speaker 1: Well no, what what do you say for banks? Then?
Speaker 1: Just front of the topics? Right, we've all got them.
Speaker 1: So anyway, when we go somewhere and we somehow start
Speaker 1: talking about work, the second that he says what he does,
Speaker 1: people are like wow in this way, like no way,
Speaker 1: because the white ning next to us said, oh yeahm
Speaker 1: a VP A Wells Fargo whatever, you'd be like, okay,
Speaker 1: go for him. It's like the microaggressions are crazy. Even
Speaker 1: even my homegirl shout out to Lena her man is
Speaker 1: an NT. And even when they have dinner reservations at
Speaker 1: certain restaurants, they'll like mistreat them until they see that
Speaker 1: he's a doctor. And then once they're a doctor, then
Speaker 1: they start treating them differently. But other than that, they
Speaker 1: treat them like, oh, these niggas in here, y'all. They
Speaker 1: supposed to be in here, And we talked about it
Speaker 1: all the time. She hates it until like she lives
Speaker 1: in Long Island, Yeah, but she hates that. She sees
Speaker 1: the shift in even their approach when they realized that
Speaker 1: he's a fucking doctor of his own fucking practice, Like,
Speaker 1: y'all with your microaggressions, we ain't gonna do. That is
Speaker 1: a really real thing that I think people can't even
Speaker 1: help that they're doing. And I don't know. And I
Speaker 1: was telling my mom um, and we got into it
Speaker 1: a little bit on the way back. My mom was
Speaker 1: really tired. We were walking all day in a flight
Speaker 1: with seven thirty. My mom was wearing I wanted to
Speaker 1: dress up to the airport and my mom is seventy, right,
Speaker 1: so when she was flying, you know, it was a
Speaker 1: thing to dress up in the airport. I was like,
Speaker 1: my mom got you know, back problems and hip. I'm like,
Speaker 1: be comfortable, nobody cares. And she's like, I don't want
Speaker 1: to sit in first class and not dressed well, and
Speaker 1: you know, I want I want to look nice. And
Speaker 1: that's because in her head she needs to let people
Speaker 1: know this is where I'm sitting. I don't want you
Speaker 1: to feel like I should be here. And it's like
Speaker 1: I'm just telling her like I don't give a funk,
Speaker 1: give a rest, and I'm gonna tell you what. And
Speaker 1: every time we get to that line and made me
Speaker 1: feel really good to be like, oh my mom, you
Speaker 1: can skip all of them. We're in the front, Like
Speaker 1: I want you to feel good about that. You don't
Speaker 1: have to have the clothes to make them feel better
Speaker 1: and understand why you're here. But also, I was coming
Speaker 1: back to New York from a rub and it was cold, bitch.
Speaker 1: I'm like, y'all gonna get this city and sweatpants because
Speaker 1: it is as cold as penguins pussy polar bear balls
Speaker 1: in Santa Claus's cots and sweating. It's the airport attire.
Speaker 1: But no, no, I just didn't know how many times.
Speaker 1: I don't know how many. I was just saying we
Speaker 1: were sucking jeans to the airport. I told you, anybody
Speaker 1: looking for a yeast affection because who wants to sit
Speaker 1: that long? Now, I'll give the girls a jaggings, but
Speaker 1: I would do not wear the same outfit so much.
Speaker 1: Oh no, there's my l A flight because I'm doing
Speaker 1: it well maybe like four times a month now, and
Speaker 1: that's just one to one too, right. I think I
Speaker 1: wouldn't the same Nike pants and almost the same goddamn
Speaker 1: shirt and the dude recognized me. He was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I feel like I've met you. Oh yeah, you had
Speaker 1: that on because it was the horrible decision shirt. I
Speaker 1: always wear the same ship. I just got a cozy outfit,
Speaker 1: like I don't. I've never ever felt like that. You.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to dress up for an airport.
Speaker 1: But long story short, being in that lounge and having
Speaker 1: that experience, like, I think that we have to keep
Speaker 1: in mind. The only reason I said are you is
Speaker 1: because sometimes I get so mad, like me telling that
Speaker 1: lady shove to key chain up your aus. She deserves that,
Speaker 1: you know what I just ignored. I just like I
Speaker 1: like just staring back at people and making them feel
Speaker 1: absolutely stupid when they ask a question. And but you're
Speaker 1: not gonna get an answered because as stupid as your
Speaker 1: motherfucking question. So I'm gonna just look at you like
Speaker 1: your motherfucking boo bood the food because you is I'm
Speaker 1: gonna just yeah, I'm just and be honest with you
Speaker 1: even if you have rapper energy. If I'm wearing a chain,
Speaker 1: but still ask me what the funk I do? I
Speaker 1: ain't even got no chains, bro, I was wearing hoodies.
Speaker 1: Bro Um. Anyways, I didn't want to start off this
Speaker 1: podcast a little differently. Um. I got some questions, and
Speaker 1: one of these questions actually came from a drunken night
Speaker 1: with my friends, and I was just like, damn, this
Speaker 1: would be this is such a horrible decisions question, um,
Speaker 1: And so I wanted to ask you these are I
Speaker 1: have two odd sex questions. I just wanna see what
Speaker 1: your answers would be. So the first one, if you
Speaker 1: could have a sexual superpower, what would it be, especially
Speaker 1: because you know I'll be watching these superheroes and ship
Speaker 1: hm hmm. If you could have a sexual superpower, what
Speaker 1: would it be? This one Nigol told me that my
Speaker 1: pussy me gripping his dick like is holding them hostage?
Speaker 1: And what do you already have it in that? But
Speaker 1: I was gonna say I would want to like like
Speaker 1: pulsate on a like like a real cagle, like boom
Speaker 1: boom boop, Like I would want to like squeeze my
Speaker 1: pussy and like working I want to work a little
Speaker 1: blow job. What okay, you will ride forever? You you
Speaker 1: want to ride forever? Okay, you're actually really like the
Speaker 1: feeling of riding when like uh and I just mean
Speaker 1: like the way that my like clip rubs up against
Speaker 1: like their stomach, if them lights are like all the
Speaker 1: way in or if it's a super big dig and
Speaker 1: I gotta like kind of be up on my toes
Speaker 1: like it just depends. But my point is if I
Speaker 1: could ride forever, I would love that feeling. But I
Speaker 1: only give up on riding. We us my name? What
Speaker 1: would your superhero power? Like? What would the name be
Speaker 1: if your superpower was to ride Dick for a long time?
Speaker 1: M hm, I have to think about that. To ride
Speaker 1: for a long time, I don't know. No, not write
Speaker 1: a lot. So ride a lot, ma'am, write a lot,
Speaker 1: super ride like super Rod. That's not a cost. That's
Speaker 1: not sexy. What the funk you thought I was gonna
Speaker 1: be sexy? You know, she just said she gonna ride
Speaker 1: Dick for a long time. That ain't that sexy? Bitch?
Speaker 1: You want to ride Dick? Is it gonna be on
Speaker 1: like the Cape? Is it like the girl? You know
Speaker 1: form outfit. But all right, I actually didn't come back
Speaker 1: to I mean, what about cowgirl, but that's the name
Speaker 1: as a position backwards super cow Girl, No super super Cowgirl,
Speaker 1: cow Girls. It's crazy because you're rid of him. When
Speaker 1: I played this game, I said that the superpower that
Speaker 1: I would want is then there to be like a transformer.
Speaker 1: I want to be able to have whatever genitals I want.
Speaker 1: So if I'm sucking a bitch, I want to be
Speaker 1: able to like have a big old long dick if
Speaker 1: I want one. But if she likes little dicks, then
Speaker 1: I can make a little or a lot of women,
Speaker 1: A lot of women like little dicks. Or I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: if I'm with a niggle with a big old dick,
Speaker 1: maybe my pussy could fit. Like you know how sometimes
Speaker 1: your pussy is like the perfect hole and fit for
Speaker 1: a dick. I want my pussy every time to be
Speaker 1: the perfect fit. So it's either the perfect dick or
Speaker 1: the perfect click. That's honestly like anime porn, that's all
Speaker 1: it is. Well, that's what I want my superpower to be.
Speaker 1: They do they stay switched the pis. I didn't say
Speaker 1: I want tentacles and yeah, but I was really just
Speaker 1: talking about a calm down. I wasn't trying to be
Speaker 1: out here fucking octopuses and ship No, I just I
Speaker 1: just want. That's all I think about when I think
Speaker 1: a enme porn. And I don't know if it's because
Speaker 1: of what we've watched in the tentacles, yes, but it
Speaker 1: is the like, oh man, well, I just wanted I
Speaker 1: don't get it, but you know, I just wanted my
Speaker 1: dick and my dick emphasy to be bit so your
Speaker 1: walls would change sizes. Yeah, like depending on the man,
Speaker 1: I wanted to literally be the perfect hole for the dick,
Speaker 1: or I want my dick to be the perfect dick
Speaker 1: for the whole. And so whoever I'm with it just
Speaker 1: you it grows, and then I just do what I
Speaker 1: do think for the people. You know what I mean,
Speaker 1: sound like a infommercial and if you would like it
Speaker 1: at your large and if you call right now, you'll
Speaker 1: get to dick today. So I just don't want two dicks.
Speaker 1: I just want one to be like you have more
Speaker 1: than one, more than one, more than one dick at
Speaker 1: a time, like a DP, but like one person. DP
Speaker 1: wasn't My second dick would have to be really spotted
Speaker 1: on the ass because I still want to be very
Speaker 1: enjoyable because I want to get at your own hole. Right, Bro,
Speaker 1: you still act like you ain't had antle sex. Because
Speaker 1: some people like big dicks, and now it's I don't
Speaker 1: think they like it. I think they're just there. Assholes
Speaker 1: are trained to take big dicks, that's all. You know.
Speaker 1: What's a really underrated feeling that I just thought about.
Speaker 1: I just had a flashback. I the lambo dude doesn't
Speaker 1: have a crazy big dick, but it's like one of
Speaker 1: those like Kurt No, no, no no no, I say it
Speaker 1: was mediocre. I'm just saying it's not like the size,
Speaker 1: but like it's where you could do everything with the dick.
Speaker 1: Because my other el just that maybe something you are horrible,
Speaker 1: keep going, keep going sloth. Okay, So basically my bed
Speaker 1: d like that dick is like it's a big it's
Speaker 1: when you want to get dick. I know, Billy Belie,
Speaker 1: No you did, I did you? You said he had
Speaker 1: a big dick and then his name started with la
Speaker 1: la la la No no really really really, bitch, I
Speaker 1: had a nigger. Fine, this dude has like a really
Speaker 1: good it's a big dick, but it's not a crazy
Speaker 1: big dick, so I could do whatever I want with
Speaker 1: it and it goes like all the way in which
Speaker 1: I love. When the balls hit my click, that's like
Speaker 1: top tier feeling for me. That ship is it? He
Speaker 1: got like big balls, so he'll be smacking. I ask
Speaker 1: you what position are you in for the boss? It's
Speaker 1: you'll click because the balls be hit in my boot hole.
Speaker 1: But I don't know about You have to go all
Speaker 1: the way down and then they swing to hit your
Speaker 1: your click all the way fully like face in if
Speaker 1: you guys go on YouTube, asses up in there. I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure you guys would love to see that. But
Speaker 1: that's your boot hole. No, the dick is in your pussy, right,
Speaker 1: But you said the balls, the balls are hitting your bootoole?
Speaker 1: Are they swinging? Their swinging? He got big ball them
Speaker 1: balls is swinging all the way to the front. Click. Yeah,
Speaker 1: them things hanging? Man? Are they them? Is some hanging balls?
Speaker 1: It them balls are swinging to hit your click, which
Speaker 1: is in the front of your pussy from the back
Speaker 1: or she maybe has a small pussy. Thank you for
Speaker 1: me and my teeny tiny pissy, All right, you know what?
Speaker 1: Moving on, next question I think that's it at it.
Speaker 1: I think it's a small pussy or just saying you know,
Speaker 1: I can I tell you what it is. This thing
Speaker 1: said to me one time, and I'll never forget it
Speaker 1: because I was like, damn, this is he telling me.
Speaker 1: I gotta ask. He was like, yo, I really love
Speaker 1: seeing your pussy when I suck you. He's like, my
Speaker 1: old bitch. This is a nigger from in the past.
Speaker 1: He was like, my old bitch like her ask was
Speaker 1: so big I couldn't see her pussy. And he was like,
Speaker 1: so I like sucking you because I could like really
Speaker 1: like wash my dick going and you And I was like, damn,
Speaker 1: they's nothing else covering. I gotta ask you if my
Speaker 1: pussy is visible. That's a good question. You should because
Speaker 1: you have a big button. But I don't know if
Speaker 1: pussy I got as I think, So ask your niggers
Speaker 1: right now, just for a fair and not just randomly
Speaker 1: asking Hey, when will you put me from the back?
Speaker 1: Do you see my pussy? Because they'd be finding my
Speaker 1: ass all because they pressed him. But I'll explain it
Speaker 1: in a voiceman. No, I'm not hitting uh, so hit
Speaker 1: your boo first, and then one of the there is,
Speaker 1: but there's not. We are yeah, just shut up. We
Speaker 1: are talking about right now. We want to know. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask for the next episode. I'm gonna, I
Speaker 1: genuinely want to know, because to me, you do have
Speaker 1: a big butt, but I don't feel like it's so big, toy,
Speaker 1: it's in the way big. I've seen butts like that.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna asking come back next question. When
Speaker 1: you bend over and take a well, I guess I
Speaker 1: don't take pictures. I ain't got to at this point.
Speaker 1: If you want some pussy, you better come over. I
Speaker 1: ain't sending pictures. The more fun too busy ship tired,
Speaker 1: all right. If you had to lose one of your
Speaker 1: senses with your partner right now, so it'll eat, it
Speaker 1: could be obey or it could be lambo if you
Speaker 1: oh my god, if you have to lose one of
Speaker 1: your senses with your partner, which would it be hearing, smells?
Speaker 1: Taste for touch? Because taste, I don't really care. Like
Speaker 1: I'm a coumslat you are, which is why. But it's
Speaker 1: not the taste, it's the whole, like theatrics of it.
Speaker 1: It's like the color, the texture, the seeing it, the
Speaker 1: knowing it's gonna squirt out, Like that's really excite and
Speaker 1: touch for me. So you just don't want to taste
Speaker 1: your nigga. Okay, you know, I haven't had a dude
Speaker 1: to have bad tastinges and like the same same on.
Speaker 1: But I'm to me, I've had I mean, I've had
Speaker 1: some salty as nuts. Like I was like, oh, it
Speaker 1: was given Ramen noodles, you know how, like I want
Speaker 1: to use the full packet of like the season in
Speaker 1: a Ramen no more, because that ship salty is full
Speaker 1: of sodium. It's given a whole packet of Ramen noodles
Speaker 1: season And I've had an acidic taste. And I told
Speaker 1: him because it wasn't like I was like, oh, something
Speaker 1: off it was given. Man's no. No, it was like
Speaker 1: a really like a sharp like I can't even explain it.
Speaker 1: But oh that's why I say, limit. I don't know
Speaker 1: what it was. But I told him like, yo, something's
Speaker 1: going on with your ship and I don't know what
Speaker 1: it is. And he was like damn, Like maybe it's
Speaker 1: the fucking pills I'm taking. He was taking multi vitamins,
Speaker 1: a bunch of fucking different medicines now that ship normally
Speaker 1: making Nicken dickt tastes better. Like, if it's vitamins, you
Speaker 1: should be taking vitamins. It may have been what he
Speaker 1: was eating or drinking, because Nigga's drinking at Hennessey is
Speaker 1: gonna turn your little phn't know. I feel I feel
Speaker 1: like that ship. I was like, you gotta do we
Speaker 1: gotta do a test. You know what, an allergy test.
Speaker 1: They take one thing away, see what happens. Yeah, get
Speaker 1: rid of one um damn? How much nut was you
Speaker 1: swallowing during the testing phase of that bro? It was
Speaker 1: so strong, Like, I don't know the only reason I
Speaker 1: thought it could be real is because if you're having
Speaker 1: too many vitamins that like the access and you just
Speaker 1: pee it out or whatever. Like have you ever taken
Speaker 1: a U T I pill and your p's orange? Do
Speaker 1: you know what, dudes come would be orange because it
Speaker 1: comes out of the urethra, like it passes the urethra whatever,
Speaker 1: and it's basically you know what it happened to me
Speaker 1: with my first boyfriend. And what's worry about that is
Speaker 1: man can have U T I. I know maybe he
Speaker 1: had a U T I Damn, did you swallow a
Speaker 1: U t I? That's really gross? Who was that? Was
Speaker 1: that hospital, Dick? You gotta it was hospital Dick. I
Speaker 1: come from hospital Dick. I don't think he had a hospital.
Speaker 1: That actually sounds like a risk. Damn. The hospital Dick
Speaker 1: gave you ut nuts. Oh it's giving you mind you
Speaker 1: his name is hospital. No. No, he didn't give me
Speaker 1: a U t I. No, but he was healthy. Though
Speaker 1: we got test. You didn't get the U t I.
Speaker 1: He had the U t I and you swallowed the
Speaker 1: U t I. I think, could you get a U
Speaker 1: t I in your throat? No? Because it's you're an
Speaker 1: airy trip. Don't go chin here? What are you? Wow?
Speaker 1: Were you're a witch dog? Let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: This dirty ship it's not only affecting the stomach before
Speaker 1: this lippo, it's giving back aches, knees. There is a
Speaker 1: gray hair on my vagina right now. Do you know
Speaker 1: how I know? Because my wax lady fucking waxes me
Speaker 1: and she goes, oh Gaila and showed me the wax.
Speaker 1: I was like, because do you ever see that? They
Speaker 1: show you you never mean way, I don't get wax.
Speaker 1: Sometimes they'll show you to let you know, like they
Speaker 1: had a good pull right. This bit showed me a
Speaker 1: great hair. I said, what is that and she was like,
Speaker 1: that's dude. I said, that's lint, said, yeah, I did.
Speaker 1: I don't think she knew what you know? You get
Speaker 1: did You're trying to imp like, oh, yeah, I forgot
Speaker 1: about that. I think I'm stressed out. Maybe I blame
Speaker 1: it everything on when I was depressed, Nina, I forgot
Speaker 1: a fucking proposal I had to do for someone. I
Speaker 1: was like, I was so depressed and August pose you
Speaker 1: thought that's who. I was like, you don't get on bended.
Speaker 1: You know, I have to do pitchbecks and proposals for
Speaker 1: working ship, and so I forgotten to do one, and
Speaker 1: I dead asked whole lady on the phone, I am
Speaker 1: so sorry. I was so depressed in August in September,
Speaker 1: and I was around the time that your project was
Speaker 1: supposed to for I was having a really difficult time.
Speaker 1: But you know, mental health is a really good thing
Speaker 1: to lean on if anyone is working in corporate America.
Speaker 1: Them niggers, let me tell you something. They don't give
Speaker 1: a funk about you, but one thing that is on
Speaker 1: their radar right now is fucking mental health. All the
Speaker 1: top tech firms are fucking doing mental health days, and
Speaker 1: obviously we all need one, right We had a mental
Speaker 1: health room. We had like just a room when I
Speaker 1: worked at Godman Sects that one as well as e
Speaker 1: y like where you could just go and take a break.
Speaker 1: It was just like a break room. Book at go
Speaker 1: minute was like a library, but like you would just
Speaker 1: go there and just it was just a quiet I
Speaker 1: used to use the breastfeeding room, but I just found
Speaker 1: out on for facts sake, we were doing a japan
Speaker 1: as a topic. In Japan, you're allowed to take a
Speaker 1: nap in the middle of the work day. They believe
Speaker 1: it's this there's a Japanese term for it, but basically
Speaker 1: they believe you can like think and sleep at the
Speaker 1: same time, and you can. But Japan also pods to
Speaker 1: where they're used to people working just astronomically. They don't
Speaker 1: have eight hour work days. There's literally pods in the
Speaker 1: city for people to just sleep and then go right
Speaker 1: back to People are used to taking like lawn naps.
Speaker 1: If you see people sleeping on benches like this is common,
Speaker 1: like businessman like apparently like that ship is wild though
Speaker 1: it's some bullshit. It's some bullshit, but yourself what oh
Speaker 1: for sure taste. I really love smell um. I love him,
Speaker 1: and then I really like talking clearly so I want
Speaker 1: to hear. And then I'm also very shallow. And the
Speaker 1: niggas I just be so fine. I Like, that's literally
Speaker 1: been my thing, like just being like, I'm sorry, dam
Speaker 1: you're so sexy. You're sexy as fun. God damn you
Speaker 1: a sexy nigga. God fuck you look so good it
Speaker 1: so I'll literally just be what god fun? God fuck
Speaker 1: you like god fun, like a watch out a show.
Speaker 1: But you got me bending over in the goddamn dress.
Speaker 1: You know, I ain't got no goddamn draws on because
Speaker 1: I barely owned them, bitches, And the way my dryer
Speaker 1: shunted out keep dress made bodies in so much pain
Speaker 1: right now. Yeah, we're trying to come on here and
Speaker 1: look cute since we're talking about sucking dick and not
Speaker 1: look like boys on the top. Y'all are getting sweatpants
Speaker 1: the next two episodes. Bitch, it is cold as funk outside,
Speaker 1: and that's just what y'all are getting. Y'all are getting
Speaker 1: my fucking merchant okay, speaking of cold outside Master of None,
Speaker 1: episode one, season one, I'll never forget what he said.
Speaker 1: What do you say as these things already goes? When
Speaker 1: is fucking cold like this? Why can't they keep the temperature?
Speaker 1: You go in the bar, you gotta take your cold off,
Speaker 1: you go on the train, you got t keep the
Speaker 1: temperature the same. I'm burning up in this goddamn I
Speaker 1: need it to be hot. I don't want to sit
Speaker 1: here with layers on. Bitch, ain't nothing more uncomfortable than
Speaker 1: thing now a whole of the nudic. I like to
Speaker 1: be naked, but then it'd be too hot, because New York,
Speaker 1: you can't really control how fucking hot it is. Bro
Speaker 1: give me like a seventy y'all needs to be making
Speaker 1: a ninety eight and got damn club. I think it'd
Speaker 1: be like, oh my god, I have to tell you
Speaker 1: guys when I stopt the club last night? Who bitch
Speaker 1: I go to? I don't whatever, it doesn't matter. I
Speaker 1: go to Saville's in the James Hotel. I'm sucking sitting
Speaker 1: down with my homegirl Gabby, and I don't see behind me.
Speaker 1: I saw like three big security cards, but I didn't
Speaker 1: really know what's going on? Those dude sitting down some girls?
Speaker 1: And finally someone started taking pictures? Which why was it?
Speaker 1: Takashi six nine? And the fucking he ran up on
Speaker 1: this girl and was basically like telling her to delete
Speaker 1: the ship. Da da da da dad. And I'm thinking
Speaker 1: to myself like what like maybe doesn't want the attention anymore?
Speaker 1: How how how the funk? And he was wearing a
Speaker 1: ski mask and I was cold outside? How is it
Speaker 1: possible you went to a club with a ski mask
Speaker 1: your whole code on, and bitches is still taking pictures
Speaker 1: of you? Like can you imagine being that famous? I
Speaker 1: was thinking about it because of how covered he was.
Speaker 1: We were having this conversation like so famous that you
Speaker 1: have to cover your entire face, body hair just so
Speaker 1: people won't know as you And they still know, Bro,
Speaker 1: you can never be a hobby having masks on. And
Speaker 1: it's just when I talked, people noticed my voice. They
Speaker 1: don't even know who the funk I am, But when
Speaker 1: I talked, they'd be like, oh bitch, how bro, I
Speaker 1: have a mask, I have a jacket, I have a hat.
Speaker 1: I'm come. I don't think voices mass covered, Bro. For you,
Speaker 1: it's the hair because when I saw you earlier, I
Speaker 1: was like, Oh, that's Mandy not knowing how your hair, bitch.
Speaker 1: What about when I wear a hair? And I changed
Speaker 1: my hair every motherfucking I had long hair, which I
Speaker 1: had thirty six inch hair in motherfucking Atlanta. But hair
Speaker 1: is something like I run into Wayno in Atlanta after
Speaker 1: the Black Effect show. Literally was walking down the street
Speaker 1: from the bag. He was like, Wheezy and I turnaround,
Speaker 1: was with my mom. I was like, how did he
Speaker 1: notice that? He said, I know, he said anywhere. All
Speaker 1: let's get it to Vanilla ship. If you guys are
Speaker 1: tuning in for the very first time or the very
Speaker 1: last time, I really don't give they're tuning in for
Speaker 1: the very first time, it's given she at them. But
Speaker 1: if you tune in the episode one before we have video,
Speaker 1: it's given a ironing board. Well, this one I thought
Speaker 1: would um intrigue Wheezy since she comes on here and
Speaker 1: talks uh so much about financial literacy and things that
Speaker 1: are changing in the sphere. But a reality star. Um
Speaker 1: has said that she makes two hundred thousand dollars from
Speaker 1: selling her farts in Mason Jars. Um She is currently
Speaker 1: pivoting to selling them as an f T s um
Speaker 1: that's right, that's cool. Stephanie Manto, who's thirty one, made
Speaker 1: headlines around the world when she announced that she'd have
Speaker 1: to retire from selling her farts in jars after she
Speaker 1: says she was hospitalized while trying to keep up with
Speaker 1: the skyrocketing demand. The former star of Else's Ninety Day
Speaker 1: Fiance said she made around two hundred thousand dollars from
Speaker 1: selling her bottle farts to her fans, but doctors advised
Speaker 1: her that her excessive windbreaking was taking a toll on
Speaker 1: her body. Instead of abandoning the business venture entirely, model
Speaker 1: told Insider that she decided to pivot to selling her
Speaker 1: farts as non fungible tokens. Now. Mondo is hoping to
Speaker 1: carve out a space in the n f T world
Speaker 1: with her unique fart art. The space for everyone art
Speaker 1: is a fart art, my nigga. I love fart art,
Speaker 1: motherfucking art. Far art is hard. Her first batch of
Speaker 1: nineties seven, each selling for five hundred dollars, ended up
Speaker 1: selling out instantly, she said, and the second shipment is
Speaker 1: going to is going to be selling for a thousand
Speaker 1: dollars also sold out, bitch ship sick whatever model said
Speaker 1: she made approximately two hundred thou dollars total. A customer
Speaker 1: of hers Here we Go customer reviews who asked to
Speaker 1: only be referred to as John. Of course you did, Sir,
Speaker 1: Johndo Joondo told in st are why the product was
Speaker 1: so appalling to him. The forty year old. The forty
Speaker 1: three year old financier who said he spent a thousand
Speaker 1: dollars on two part jars, explained that good deal. It's
Speaker 1: a good deal. It helped her a famous person. It
Speaker 1: helps him feel a sense of closeness. I have a
Speaker 1: lot of fetishes, and one of them is that I
Speaker 1: like the smell of a woman, he said. I like
Speaker 1: all of the smells, including parts. Do you think that
Speaker 1: if you because like it sounded kind of nuts to
Speaker 1: me that you could put make a far put your
Speaker 1: fart in a jar and close it, like would the
Speaker 1: smells still stay? I mean people were selling like air
Speaker 1: from like that Kanye and Drake concepts, like people sell
Speaker 1: the air of here you go, here's the air of
Speaker 1: a smell of fart that really well, the smells stay
Speaker 1: in the jar hold? And I guess it would be
Speaker 1: because if you had it's sorry, perfumes liquid, it's fumes. No,
Speaker 1: it's aerosols like perfect, but no, it's aerosols. Like when
Speaker 1: you fart, there'd be aerosols that come out of Why
Speaker 1: it's aerosols, right, I think so, I don't know what
Speaker 1: if that is the word what he said it for
Speaker 1: a time. It's aerosol. It's not like a Spanish girl name.
Speaker 1: But bro, when you do that's Mara saw bitch it.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of me once I said you got a
Speaker 1: cousin mayor aerosol. It's marosol. That's the cheek on name.
Speaker 1: God damn what it is in front of guys. Hey,
Speaker 1: By the way, I'm not trying to be messy when
Speaker 1: I say that. I know them lame ass fresh and
Speaker 1: fit niggas whatever y'all know. I'm just trying to also,
Speaker 1: were you first? Sometimes does it not feel sometimes wet
Speaker 1: coming out your buddahole? Like it's the it's aerosols coming
Speaker 1: out the aerosols. Sometimes it do be feeling wet. I'd
Speaker 1: be like, damn, did not shot myself? But did I
Speaker 1: realized it's just aerosols. Parts are wet, Bro, I don't
Speaker 1: need to look up the word really. Wait, so when
Speaker 1: when was the last time you're fired in from a
Speaker 1: significant other? Like I've had a coop a part like
Speaker 1: a fartart that like that, Like I ain't gonna hold you.
Speaker 1: I just steel even with the nigga men of fine.
Speaker 1: Told you are solid particles, droplets of gas, missdust. Okay,
Speaker 1: told you it's an aerosols. Do I have aerosols in
Speaker 1: my farts? Yes? Bro, that's not That's not a question.
Speaker 1: I don't think people ask that too. It's parting an
Speaker 1: aerosol generating procedure. It's okay, fair, it's a question. I
Speaker 1: know searching this and it seems like a lot of
Speaker 1: you wanted to know the answer. Um aerosols coming out
Speaker 1: the boat and you know why this is coming up.
Speaker 1: If a patient is COVID positive and farts, is it
Speaker 1: an aerosol generating procedure? That doesn't because they say when
Speaker 1: you breathe and sneeze and cough and all that you've
Speaker 1: got aerosols coming out your mouth, which is funny because
Speaker 1: this whole episode is about science and sex. So I
Speaker 1: love that getting here, bam, I love it. Methane in
Speaker 1: your fartane that's the fucking compound that what they were
Speaker 1: doing on breaking Man, you have a lot of methane
Speaker 1: in your fart if it stinks? What is methane? It's
Speaker 1: like a gas. So when you like ship and stuff,
Speaker 1: there's did you get high? Like it's like, you know,
Speaker 1: like you can't really breathe in gas when you pump
Speaker 1: the gas. Are you confused about me saying sulfur? Beth?
Speaker 1: They wait, we're about to do math. Are you about
Speaker 1: the math? Sulfur? And I'm thinking about like a fire.
Speaker 1: And then Mandy said, can you get high? I don't
Speaker 1: like nigga? What is breaking bad decisions? Breaking bad decisions?
Speaker 1: I love it. Let's go okay, well let's hit for
Speaker 1: real though? What for real? Thought? It's aerosols? Bro, just no?
Speaker 1: So yes, if you put your fart in a jar,
Speaker 1: a nigga could get it in. Two days later he
Speaker 1: could still smell your heart. And if your fart got COVID,
Speaker 1: that nigga gonna breathe it in and now he could
Speaker 1: potentially be expelled. I don't think there's airosol in your fart.
Speaker 1: I don't know if there's your fart is an aerosol
Speaker 1: aerosol is a liquefied gas. That's what I'm saying. Don't
Speaker 1: your booty field West. You've been talking about farts so
Speaker 1: long that nobody's gonna want to listen to this podcast anyway. Okay,
Speaker 1: Actually the nig far kinks will be like uh and
Speaker 1: they come alright, alright, not you storting bitch. All right,
Speaker 1: let's get into our hole fact. We're not doing a
Speaker 1: horr derve for this episode, but I did find a
Speaker 1: hole fact that I found quite interesting since we're talking
Speaker 1: about science and ship this episode. So science and ship,
Speaker 1: Science and ship, Oh my god, that was the name
Speaker 1: of the episode. So we're busy. We've been on brand
Speaker 1: text of science, you know, because when I do the outline,
Speaker 1: we're gonna stick to them outline. It's give a sick
Speaker 1: of his ship, but a home fag, all right. When
Speaker 1: it comes to pleasure, ladies and gentlemen, should you not
Speaker 1: petis girth is more important than length? Are you all ready?
Speaker 1: Be'st true. Many men like to compare the length of
Speaker 1: their penises, but the only people who really care about
Speaker 1: that number are other men. You gayess niggas. If y'all
Speaker 1: lie here, motherfucking measuring yo penis and yo dick or
Speaker 1: whichever one, because penis is the small one, dick is
Speaker 1: the big one. It's because you gay, and it's okay
Speaker 1: because we all are part of the Kenzie scale. And
Speaker 1: they also say, what's fucking weird about that? Have you
Speaker 1: ever had a dude fuck you and ask you if
Speaker 1: the dick is big enough for you? That's what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: because they really care the huge dick, niggas bro. They
Speaker 1: just act maybe like yeah, I know, I'm the niggas baby,
Speaker 1: Like right in the middle, they'd be like, it's big
Speaker 1: enough for you, baby, Look at you caring about other dicks,
Speaker 1: don't do. Let's just put you on number three of
Speaker 1: the Kenzie scale. How about that out of six? I
Speaker 1: thought it was eight. Oh I still keep the number whatever. Six. Hey,
Speaker 1: we appreciate nobody. All right, So guys, this podcast getting done.
Speaker 1: We done this fun. Let's look, let's call us the
Speaker 1: Brilliant Videos. Idiot. The vagina mainly is covered and stretch
Speaker 1: mechano receptors. I got that one right though, which means
Speaker 1: that girth or width is a more important aspect of
Speaker 1: the penis for women on average. Okay, um, so I
Speaker 1: just wanted to share that honestly and just to explain
Speaker 1: to men who made I feel like the concept of
Speaker 1: this is easy, but maybe people don't understand why growth matters.
Speaker 1: I want to be stretched out by stretched me and feeling.
Speaker 1: I want to feel. And by the way, there's a
Speaker 1: way to counteract this, hord Earth. If you are bigger
Speaker 1: in length and not girth. Dude, if you push in
Speaker 1: and you like or you do circular motions, that makes
Speaker 1: us feel the day stretch. Yeah, I've had dudes do
Speaker 1: that or like they'll like push it all the way in,
Speaker 1: like dudes with smaller size dicks or smaller growth and
Speaker 1: they'll just like grow. I'm not gonna lie. I do
Speaker 1: that with my finger right like a rodeo And who
Speaker 1: did that again? Rodeo girl? It is not rodeo girls stopping.
Speaker 1: But hear me, girl, I watched it now now, but
Speaker 1: who's that's my dog? I can tell you right now,
Speaker 1: Saucy s Antana comes on this goddamn show, I might
Speaker 1: lose my mom. I would like Selcie Tantanna. He is
Speaker 1: me and Minnie watch his lives for hours, like we'll
Speaker 1: literally go on YouTube and replace ship that he says,
Speaker 1: and all I want to do is be him. M hmm, seriously,
Speaker 1: I want to be his bblf. Hat you know what's
Speaker 1: crazy about where we're going and what we've said so
Speaker 1: far on this pod. So we're doing sex and science,
Speaker 1: and I just pulled up the article for the first one,
Speaker 1: and now I feel like they lied. So it actually
Speaker 1: says women who have more sex have better developed brains,
Speaker 1: and now I just don't know about that based on
Speaker 1: where we just went. Told goddamn episode, Well I would
Speaker 1: tell you. Okay, let me guess why that is. Please dorphins,
Speaker 1: less dress, huh, better have a lot of sex. Yes,
Speaker 1: we have more sex. So here it goes. You're got,
Speaker 1: You're getting yourself out there. So scientific researchers have identified
Speaker 1: the brain region linked to the genital touch and women
Speaker 1: finding that is better developed than those who frequently gets
Speaker 1: steamy between the sheets. The simulating study, published by the
Speaker 1: Journal of Neuroscience, examined the connection between touch and severe
Speaker 1: rule development and twenty adult females. As part of the research,
Speaker 1: the female volunteers, which were between the ages of eighteen
Speaker 1: and forty five, had their clitterances simulated while their brains
Speaker 1: were scanned using an m R and they pretty much
Speaker 1: found that UM. The device was vibrated eight times for
Speaker 1: ten seconds each time. The UM researchers also as they
Speaker 1: also as the female volunteers how frequently they had sex
Speaker 1: over the past year. Do you even know that answer?
Speaker 1: I als how many times they had some I would
Speaker 1: love right, like Okay, when they ask you how many
Speaker 1: times you had sex? Is it how many rounds or
Speaker 1: how many people or how many actual days you had?
Speaker 1: Said I could count people more than rounds. How many
Speaker 1: they have sex with three people last year or two?
Speaker 1: I think two? I mean either way, it doesn't matter. Now.
Speaker 1: Last year was my slowest sex year. And honestly, I
Speaker 1: think it's because I made more money that year. And
Speaker 1: I think it's because I was focused, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. And I love dick so much and I
Speaker 1: just started to lose. I get a little looney tune
Speaker 1: when I started sucking. That's why this hood nigga gotta
Speaker 1: be scared. Dog, I'm scared what if I lose it?
Speaker 1: What if I just start getting all this good dick
Speaker 1: and he started buying me bags And you're gonna become smarter,
Speaker 1: so you'll know how to talk to you. Didn't say
Speaker 1: where I'll get developed? Well, what's crazy If y'all are
Speaker 1: listening and y'all are men, and y'all oldest funk, which
Speaker 1: means you're over forty, it's saying I'll be telling my
Speaker 1: nig all the time, the oldest, my old nigga. That's
Speaker 1: not my nigga, that's my ex. That's not my nigga.
Speaker 1: I be like, damn, oh, but anyway, it's my boyfriend boyfriend,
Speaker 1: and they it says I love you? Is that what
Speaker 1: you do? You like? I love you? Neverline? No, Okay,
Speaker 1: solet's give your boyfriend it's giving. Y'all gonna hear nothing
Speaker 1: about him on this pot this year? Why because he
Speaker 1: don't exist? Damn. But then we can't get any sex stories. Oh,
Speaker 1: y'all gonna hear one next week about the gang bang
Speaker 1: uh peggan session. I hadn't popped that pussy of yours
Speaker 1: bandy you feel me? Actually I was popping some booty holes.
Speaker 1: Why we have to wait till next week to hear
Speaker 1: a gang bang because it's gonna take long enough on
Speaker 1: my outline, that niggagg it's still like we're gonna get
Speaker 1: gang y'all go here that next week and we're gonna
Speaker 1: talk about it next week anyway. Anyway though, anyway, though,
Speaker 1: damn nigga. It also says the older guys who get
Speaker 1: laid regularly have better brain health and are less likely
Speaker 1: to lose memory. How old fellow was the nigga that
Speaker 1: you gang pegged? Starting? Okay, okay, how many dicks does
Speaker 1: it take to make a gang bang in a pegging section?
Speaker 1: More than two? Well, here's and here's the thing. We
Speaker 1: had to share a dick. But I'll get to it.
Speaker 1: I'll get you, I'll get I'll ben get to it.
Speaker 1: I'll get to it. On another episode, man power from
Speaker 1: last what was it? That's what I'm saying. I really
Speaker 1: needed that superpower? Um, this next one we have talked
Speaker 1: about on the pod quite often, and now there has
Speaker 1: been a scientific study, and again I don't believe the scientists, bitch,
Speaker 1: they said. This is what the scientists said. And this
Speaker 1: is why I don't believe y'all. Motherfucker's because y'all be
Speaker 1: lying to us, and I feel like this scientist, baby,
Speaker 1: you're talking to the government. It's giving Kanye at that
Speaker 1: fucking hurricane, y'all been lying to us, y'all been lying
Speaker 1: to because do you want to know what this scientists said?
Speaker 1: Short men are better partners and have more sex, bitch
Speaker 1: better partners. I believe that, welcome. We believe that short
Speaker 1: niggas is better partners than maybe maybe. I'm sorry, and
Speaker 1: why do you think that's good? Oh? I'm great. I'm
Speaker 1: a great partner. And you are you considered short? Five?
Speaker 1: You're five? Six? You short niggeh? Goddamn, you got the
Speaker 1: salt of the six phone niggle over there? Hey, do
Speaker 1: people throw you more pussy from horrible or Rory and
Speaker 1: mall Um. You know, I don't know, I never flagrant
Speaker 1: Flagman's got some weird about yeah, oh yeah, I actually know.
Speaker 1: All the fan bases are very weird, by the way,
Speaker 1: fun not if you had to pick the weirdest. Oh
Speaker 1: do you know what I think? I agree with you
Speaker 1: on that one. Rory and mall fans are so obsessed
Speaker 1: of the Joe Buddon show culture because it was such
Speaker 1: a big moment in time that giving gay. They don't
Speaker 1: know what you do. There's also got that many women
Speaker 1: like there's there's quite a bit of women, but more niggas.
Speaker 1: I think the niggas from that listen to Roy Mall
Speaker 1: Joe Buddon Flagrant, they would all suck the dicks of
Speaker 1: all them niggas because they just be dick riding like
Speaker 1: so hard. And the women also having been in the
Speaker 1: Joe Buddon Mere listening, that's the only thing I would say,
Speaker 1: I don't even like women. That show existed, what seven years?
Speaker 1: They don't like women, So like, you've been listening to
Speaker 1: someone for seven years, they've been people been listening to
Speaker 1: us for six now. But like I understand why, and
Speaker 1: also like you know, Milestone and like hip hop podcast ship,
Speaker 1: like I don't give a funk that would ta him
Speaker 1: to say, I get the big dude. I think you
Speaker 1: think ed and dick on the forehead just because of
Speaker 1: the connection in the proximity. I think they want to
Speaker 1: put your dick on it for it. Sorry. Wait. A
Speaker 1: fun fact though, at the Horrible Show in New York City,
Speaker 1: some girl came up to me and asked me you've
Speaker 1: had a girlfriend. Yes, But then then she followed up
Speaker 1: was saying, well, do you guys want a third which
Speaker 1: is like, you know, it's a horrible, very optimistic. I
Speaker 1: think I refused, but you know that was very optimistic
Speaker 1: for her. I don't know, did you refuse because your
Speaker 1: type or have you and your girlfriend said that y'all
Speaker 1: won't bring a thirty We're not going to have I
Speaker 1: met your girlfriend? Is it who I think it is? Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's bring her in one day. Just have her come in.
Speaker 1: That'll be a day. Well, by the way, you're below average.
Speaker 1: It says here that, um, well, I guess you. Why
Speaker 1: do you because it says here that actually, actually when
Speaker 1: they consider short men, they are identifying any heterosexual man
Speaker 1: under the height of five nine. The study, actually the
Speaker 1: study is of five and thirty one heterosexual men um
Speaker 1: that are under five nine, and it shows that they
Speaker 1: had a higher coital frequency coital What is a quot frequency?
Speaker 1: All I know is the post net quital clarity. What
Speaker 1: is it called? But that's coal quota clarity, not the same.
Speaker 1: It is something in the brain. Oh no, it's not.
Speaker 1: See what I mean what coital coit is is sexual intercourse.
Speaker 1: So they just had more sex. Coital is sexual? And wait,
Speaker 1: why does it? Why do they call the nut thing
Speaker 1: the coital thing? It says not only do short men
Speaker 1: have more sex postcoital after sex. Sorry, do you want
Speaker 1: to know what's all so crazy? They're also thirty two
Speaker 1: percent less likely to divorce their partners. But I think
Speaker 1: that's just because once you find a negative, like a
Speaker 1: woman that likes your short ast, you don't have to
Speaker 1: say with her because not many like short men. Oh
Speaker 1: that's not true. That's a lot of like short my
Speaker 1: girl's taller than me. Okay, but see, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. I think that's a little bit
Speaker 1: of fetishy, like tall women love shortman. No women love
Speaker 1: short because I've seen the guy she's been within their
Speaker 1: taller bro Maga sund like, come on, how long even
Speaker 1: name the girl? Um, it's actually been three months now. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's cute. Where'd you meet her? One? It was a
Speaker 1: friend of a friend, right, because I know what he's
Speaker 1: talking about, you know. Oh I guess that too. I
Speaker 1: just get nervous because I'm afraid of all you're gonna
Speaker 1: ask me. No, I wasn't all like pry, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: pry when so this is what you do that one
Speaker 1: of the two days this week. Just have her come
Speaker 1: towards the end and we'll just make a little fun.
Speaker 1: Let's about his life segment like his eyes is, I
Speaker 1: just got real big. The last one for science and sex.
Speaker 1: Are you ready for this? Um? I know I talked
Speaker 1: about doing like some different things to help you guys
Speaker 1: with your libido. However, this one I also do not
Speaker 1: agree with. I think these science when you say it right, No,
Speaker 1: the sciences be lying. Okay, let me talk. I'm learning.
Speaker 1: It's called growth. Okay, So this one you're ready? Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is one I really don't believe. I went vegan
Speaker 1: to improve my sex life. Now I romp every day
Speaker 1: and have longer orgasms thanks to these. I do believe that.
Speaker 1: You believe it than any other healthier diet, but not
Speaker 1: vegan straight vegan more than any other one. When people
Speaker 1: totally their life changing from being vegan, I believe because
Speaker 1: nobody want to hang with you know. My girl said
Speaker 1: her fucking pussy smells incredible since she's been vegan. She
Speaker 1: was talking about her better sleep. But I believe that
Speaker 1: ship as you probably got endurance. Like a motherfucker. You're
Speaker 1: probably more in tune with your body because you're not fishing.
Speaker 1: I don't know about you. Box shale, give me energy, bitch.
Speaker 1: Fuck you extra. Give it to me. I love it.
Speaker 1: It makes me excited. That would be my last meal.
Speaker 1: Give me fucking scale. I love it. This conversation is
Speaker 1: so triggering because when I said I had a food addiction, well,
Speaker 1: my therapist and I were like going through the test.
Speaker 1: It was like, answered this question like as clearly as
Speaker 1: you can when you were thinking about food, like what
Speaker 1: do you feel like? Do you feel excited? And I
Speaker 1: was like, but I thought everybody feel like that. Like
Speaker 1: I feel like you're asking me you check doing a checklist.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, Like, but do you know
Speaker 1: what was the deciding factor for like addiction? When you
Speaker 1: will stop doing everything else just to do this one
Speaker 1: thing and put it aside. I would cancel all people
Speaker 1: just to eat in my house. And I feel like
Speaker 1: that's how happening. Add a little sex addiction for Wild
Speaker 1: member Mandy said that did I had a sex addiction
Speaker 1: from masturbating? I was like, I would stop. Did you stop?
Speaker 1: And in the middle of driving at Starbucks, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I parked And it wasn't like in the middle of driving.
Speaker 1: It was by the highway. You've done a lot. I
Speaker 1: was wallet in I was healthier back then, I was
Speaker 1: eating you know, aga kats and ship every day. What
Speaker 1: is the aut alright, we're not gonna do that, but
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna hold you. I've been having like a
Speaker 1: thing like where I get excited for raw food like
Speaker 1: I don't. I mean, I don't like food. I think
Speaker 1: I like raw food more than like raw dick. Now
Speaker 1: that I'm getting it, well, the food has a richer taste.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, give me some motherfucking kudo, anything that's
Speaker 1: like kudo or tatar or sushi or nagiri or sashimi.
Speaker 1: I want it all. Give me all the raw ship,
Speaker 1: Give me all the mercury beach. Okay, and I do
Speaker 1: I do like I like cold and bit my stomach
Speaker 1: being retrograde with it. Give it to me. I will
Speaker 1: take it off. You know what's good about raw foods too,
Speaker 1: to make you feel lighter a little bit, which is
Speaker 1: why I love it, because I don't like feeling heavy
Speaker 1: when I'm done eating, especially since my surgery like red
Speaker 1: meat carbs. Still, I just don't feel good after I
Speaker 1: eat the raw ship. Baby, I'll be ordered like three
Speaker 1: fold appetizes the raw ship, and I can eat it
Speaker 1: because it's soa the butters and oils, that's what it is.
Speaker 1: Put a little truffle oil on that, bitch made me
Speaker 1: feel fancy. Bit. I love truffle. Well, I love a
Speaker 1: little truffle oil, bitch, i'd be like speaking of truffle. Well,
Speaker 1: my mom and I were at this fucking restaurant in Paris.
Speaker 1: They had a chicken um because we couldn't. The lady
Speaker 1: was walking us through the menu. She said, she came
Speaker 1: and she goes, there's two chickens. One was thirty and
Speaker 1: one was seventy five. I said, what is the two?
Speaker 1: How the funk you get a seventy chicken? Bro, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you now, we didn't read it right. She
Speaker 1: was reading it to us. She goes, we have a chicken,
Speaker 1: and then we have a chicken with the truffle. But
Speaker 1: it's like a truffle from fans. And I said, we
Speaker 1: gotta do the truffle. Then I opened the men I said,
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna hold you, but I literally did that
Speaker 1: this conversation. One of them said seventies. I literally just
Speaker 1: had this conversation with my friend. Chicken is one of
Speaker 1: them things that if I'm out with on a date,
Speaker 1: or my home girls, and they ordered chicken. My bit
Speaker 1: you basic as fun, never wait except for ruf Christ
Speaker 1: what roof Chris bro They got that motherfucker's stuff chicken
Speaker 1: dad ships, so motherfucking fire. You know why I disagree
Speaker 1: a lot of people don't like red meat and some
Speaker 1: people don't eat fish, and the chicken is a nice
Speaker 1: fresh order. First of all, French black people and French
Speaker 1: people make chicken the back like when people order chicken
Speaker 1: when we go out like chicken is well, that's what
Speaker 1: I make. We make lover Road when I was with
Speaker 1: you and Lucy and we got it. I love Rolf.
Speaker 1: First off, you also ordered to have the menu. She
Speaker 1: orders the whole fucking mini. We called my Lucy and order.
Speaker 1: We want cargo muscles. Look, then I want the roasted chicken.
Speaker 1: Then I want the duck liver path tape. But bringing
Speaker 1: in between just let me know how you know I'm feeling.
Speaker 1: And then I actually all sound very amazing, you know,
Speaker 1: literally this, And then I said, what do you want? Literally?
Speaker 1: Literally that's what she said. Maybe that's why I'm literally
Speaker 1: will order three appetizers and an entree and then a dessert,
Speaker 1: maybe with a cocktail. Maybe not. She don't really do
Speaker 1: the cocktails, but she'll order all that. I have one
Speaker 1: cock Okay, did you did you see anything on the
Speaker 1: menu that you wanted? I'm like, oh, that wasn't I
Speaker 1: just want to help us us, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: Like I feel like I want to There's two of us.
Speaker 1: They had to put two tables together just to hold
Speaker 1: all the plates that were ordered. We couldn't just have
Speaker 1: the one table for two. No, we need a table
Speaker 1: for four because of all the plates that are coming out.
Speaker 1: I'm wondering where there's the point that we're starting to shame.
Speaker 1: Do you know what's even worse? I eat there at
Speaker 1: Lucien so much where we went until pasta. Do you
Speaker 1: when we pasted together? No, we did that after that thing.
Speaker 1: We had to film that. I don't know where that
Speaker 1: was Lucien's first first tell Zach Wheezy sent you, and
Speaker 1: he needs to be giving me discountled I go all
Speaker 1: the time. Me need to be walking over there, just
Speaker 1: having a little bougie moment. But it's the best French
Speaker 1: food in New York. So we go there, and I
Speaker 1: always go at Old Bay or I'll go with Alex
Speaker 1: after work and I ordered the same ship. Not you
Speaker 1: bringing all your nigga to the spot, I mean, but
Speaker 1: I feel like you also brought b d D to
Speaker 1: there too. Sorry, um that was years ago. Oh years
Speaker 1: you weren't. Okay, sorry, it's my favorite. I know. I
Speaker 1: just thought you brought everybody here because you don't brought
Speaker 1: me there. You thought you brought and there you brought
Speaker 1: out there, you bought b d D. You bought o
Speaker 1: bay boy. Yeah, you probably there who was doing filming
Speaker 1: bt S. Look, she brings all her whole what's filming
Speaker 1: bt S? And what do you want me to say?
Speaker 1: Let's go get the muscles? Oh my god, damn it.
Speaker 1: So anyway with the middle the fucking woman asked me.
Speaker 1: She's like, I came up there and I was alone,
Speaker 1: and she was like, do you want your usual? But
Speaker 1: I was so embarrassed to have all that food by myself,
Speaker 1: so I was like, I said, no, I should take
Speaker 1: something out. Hun. She was like, no, no, no, it's
Speaker 1: not a big deal, Nick, I'm saying, by myself and
Speaker 1: the dog. It's trying to bring another table for all
Speaker 1: the food. I know. That is really and people now
Speaker 1: are looking at me like, oh, there's someone enjoy but
Speaker 1: mind you. The last time we went to I was like,
Speaker 1: I clearly didn't finish the food, and Wheezy like asked
Speaker 1: me three times, so are you sure you're gonna eat that?
Speaker 1: Like because if you're not, I could just eat it now,
Speaker 1: like because I know you don't really like do you
Speaker 1: like leftover? That hitting over there? I got the scarlet
Speaker 1: and she was like, but it's fish. Are you sure
Speaker 1: you're gonnat? I'm like, Weezy, I'm going to eat it,
Speaker 1: just not right now. My stomach can't have it because
Speaker 1: I saidn't have to three drinks that takes up my stomach. No,
Speaker 1: I said, Weezy, I'm gonna finish it. Thinks I'm gonna
Speaker 1: eat it that promise those months that was when I
Speaker 1: was ramping up in the in the do you get
Speaker 1: the roasted chicken with string beans garlet? I'm like, I
Speaker 1: shot the funk not you looking at and said, you
Speaker 1: know what's really judging about you saying? And I feel
Speaker 1: personally I was a man because I feel like black
Speaker 1: people don't like what other black people are in chicken.
Speaker 1: I can't has egg in it, but it'll be looking good.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I want to take the rink. I feel like
Speaker 1: that about Dick. I'd be like, damn, I want to know,
Speaker 1: what are you really comparing Dick to crumble leg I
Speaker 1: mean to an egg food with an egg because some dicks,
Speaker 1: some nigs would be like, if I fun with this, nigga,
Speaker 1: ain't no going back, you know, I mean, I ain't
Speaker 1: gonna hold you. I feel that way with community Dick,
Speaker 1: And sometimes that's what I'm talking about, my way. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna take it because guess what he's for everybody anyways,
Speaker 1: and I am everybody there you go, and I every
Speaker 1: everyone one. He's my bad. He's in yours too, that Dick.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, I can cast a spell? Secret you came
Speaker 1: to me? Set fruit? Is this what? I'm like? What
Speaker 1: was that? What? What was that? It's what was that?
Speaker 1: What was that? Like? Wet off music copyright? Because I
Speaker 1: Will did that phenomenally. I got it in you my voice.
Speaker 1: So you know what's fucking hilarious about this? Landy does
Speaker 1: this another podcast with an actual singer? I know, but
Speaker 1: what a joke? No, but I do the at libs.
Speaker 1: I'm like, me goes, I'll just be like yeah. Every
Speaker 1: week it's freshly squeek. Wait, wait you sing or she
Speaker 1: she sings, and I'd be yeah, baby, I just do
Speaker 1: the ad libs, bitch, That's all I can thank you.
Speaker 1: Off set. I mean, actually, I like to be where
Speaker 1: are we going to community? Dick take onto my face.
Speaker 1: I had an athlete that a lot of holes fuck
Speaker 1: hit on me recently, and I was like, Damn, I
Speaker 1: feel like I could probably let you know if it's
Speaker 1: it or not. I'm pretty sure I know who he
Speaker 1: is and have friends that have sucked him. If I
Speaker 1: haven't sucked him, you texted her the name and then
Speaker 1: and then oh and I'll give you I'll give you
Speaker 1: the dick. Fag already heard the dick is lit. The
Speaker 1: dick is lit. That's why I don't know about to
Speaker 1: tell you if it's lit or not. But then what
Speaker 1: if I had it? Oh my god, that would be
Speaker 1: so weird. Oh. I mean, he just is rich. But
Speaker 1: I haven't heard much about his dick. No, I have it,
Speaker 1: but that's because I'm in l A. Yeah, but he
Speaker 1: gets the same reviews as Drake, like, because he is
Speaker 1: who he is. They just think it's they just is like,
Speaker 1: but he's fine now. And the reason I said because
Speaker 1: I'm the reason I said, because I'm in l A. Now,
Speaker 1: it's like all the like slutty girls are there. Like
Speaker 1: I need more horrors in l A than I do
Speaker 1: in New York. I mean, well, yeah, maybe I don't know,
Speaker 1: but I mean you go to the sex club, so
Speaker 1: it's a little different pace. Don't do that. Don't do
Speaker 1: that man being there, don't like don't do by that.
Speaker 1: I mean there's there's something to be said to like
Speaker 1: about a New York where you can go to like
Speaker 1: any bar and have a good time. I really do
Speaker 1: believe this, like party scene in New York is just
Speaker 1: like unmatched because you could just go anywhere, and I
Speaker 1: really think you can have a good time. Like I
Speaker 1: don't feel pressure about like picking a place to go
Speaker 1: out New York. I never have. If I go out
Speaker 1: somewhere in New York, I'm gonna have a good time
Speaker 1: if I won't maybe walk to one bar down right.
Speaker 1: That's what I was gonna say. There's it's just options
Speaker 1: in l A. You gotta draw twenty so the next time,
Speaker 1: and not even that you have to drive twenty minutes.
Speaker 1: It's only a few places you can go. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, And like when I was out with labout,
Speaker 1: I was telling him like I don't want to be
Speaker 1: going places where like I'm gonna running into somebody I'll know,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. And I don't even mean that,
Speaker 1: because like sometimes I just don't want to be like
Speaker 1: on dates with niggas. Like to me, it's like, don't
Speaker 1: take me to like the Last Lap. You know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying that I gotta run into people I know
Speaker 1: I funk with Last Lap and I go there all
Speaker 1: the time. It's just there's it's a certain place where
Speaker 1: I feel like everyone will know, and I don't really
Speaker 1: want to do that. But I also know I don't
Speaker 1: know who I am anymore. Bitch, I'm bringing stand to
Speaker 1: the beach. What does that mean? I'm bringing a nigga
Speaker 1: All Star Weekend. That's how you know. I'm realized the game. Bro,
Speaker 1: you're gonna worry about that. Don't worry about it. Is
Speaker 1: it giving your not boyfriend. I'm just saying, like that's
Speaker 1: how you know, That's how you know about the game.
Speaker 1: Just know that, bro, When is All Star Weekend? And
Speaker 1: the fact is it? Where is it? Bitch Cleveland? Right?
Speaker 1: What the fuck why nothing. Now, I went to Chicago
Speaker 1: two years ago and next where I met a nigga.
Speaker 1: They gave me the type of my nigga. Now, I
Speaker 1: really liked him. If he's there, maybe he'll join me
Speaker 1: in my nigga. Oh, I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try.
Speaker 1: I know, I'm gonna do my back try. I want.
Speaker 1: I'm community too tall. I'm not gonna lie. I want
Speaker 1: that anyway, y'all. Actually, you and your nigga be could
Speaker 1: start a podcast. He got my nigga. Bro, calm down,
Speaker 1: ain't got no nigga. You and you don't even know
Speaker 1: who this. This is my friend. It's a new guy.
Speaker 1: It's a new guy. I don't like these sound effects
Speaker 1: that you makeing bit not you giving the blue lives
Speaker 1: matter something. God damn all Star, don't do that, mindie.
Speaker 1: This is a this is a step up. I'm just saying.
Speaker 1: That's how you know I'm really off these NBA niggas
Speaker 1: because I'm about to bring this nigga around all the
Speaker 1: niggas I do. I have to let him know the
Speaker 1: as I like, Why do you do? I'm not even
Speaker 1: gonna lie. Well, I'm starting already. If they started talking Okay,
Speaker 1: even if a nigga starts talking, you know, I think
Speaker 1: if they're in close parts sity and you start being
Speaker 1: like all ed nigga, like if they're like, I gotta
Speaker 1: wait till they're already talking, Yeah, what are you supposed
Speaker 1: to do? The guy's walking up, he's like, oh, just
Speaker 1: one two o'clock to you. I'm already looking at the
Speaker 1: stats now, like which niggas are going to be in town,
Speaker 1: hoping some nigga tell me after and it wasn't weird.
Speaker 1: Maybe somebody will come. That's awful, that's awful, But I'm like, damn,
Speaker 1: I kind of like hope like some niggas catch covid no.
Speaker 1: But see Mandy Loki be telling the niggas because she'd
Speaker 1: be letting you know, this is my top tier pussy,
Speaker 1: like the top tier. I ain't gonna hold you, this
Speaker 1: is like That's what she tried to remember. One year
Speaker 1: during the finals between both teams, I had about eight.
Speaker 1: I was like, bet ain't that crazy about eight? I
Speaker 1: was like this crazy. I was like, all my niggas
Speaker 1: is playing against each other. But it was over a decade,
Speaker 1: calmed down, um, but yeah, and I'm not gonna say
Speaker 1: which finals it was. But I was like, damn, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was crazy. That is actually really funny. No, it
Speaker 1: was awful. This is why I hate the trade deadline.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, with your my niggers are gonna end
Speaker 1: up on the same team. Oh stressful. I don't have
Speaker 1: that stress anymore because now they could have ran. I've
Speaker 1: grown and I no longer date them niggas because still,
Speaker 1: you know what though, bro, like they don't understand. They
Speaker 1: still want to find me to Oklahoma on a tool
Speaker 1: day and it's like, bro, I have students. Mandy was
Speaker 1: the only person I knew for a while that like
Speaker 1: had this issue. But I do have a horror friend,
Speaker 1: you know, like friend? Can you not call her up
Speaker 1: war friend? She has a horror friend, you know what friends?
Speaker 1: That's my dog. But she was like telling me. She
Speaker 1: was like, she was like, do you want some tickets
Speaker 1: to the game? And I was like okay. I was like,
Speaker 1: but you don't want to come? And she was like
Speaker 1: I can that go. I was like, I cannot be
Speaker 1: letting them neggs to see me, and she was like,
Speaker 1: one offered me tickets. She was like, I'm just about
Speaker 1: to back out, but you go ahead and take him.
Speaker 1: And I was like, what's the big fucking deal, It's
Speaker 1: not only they can see you from the stands, and
Speaker 1: she was like, yes, the funk they can wheeze. Well
Speaker 1: they know the sex. She was like, them niggas are
Speaker 1: gonna fucking look over they know I'm there, and they're
Speaker 1: gonn be like, I didn't give you tickets, So who
Speaker 1: gave you tickets? Then they're gonna started looking at each other.
Speaker 1: It's just like and I just need my team to win.
Speaker 1: That ship happened to me one time I was in Vegas.
Speaker 1: This was like preseason game, and my nigga acted like,
Speaker 1: fucking actually it was so I think it was Kobe's
Speaker 1: last season is when I was working. They're going to
Speaker 1: Lakers and Kobe took all the tickets. That's or so
Speaker 1: he claimed. So I said, oh, okay, I guess I
Speaker 1: can't go to the game, bitch that Nika saw me
Speaker 1: right in the stands, because I know when they go
Speaker 1: on another team. No, he played for the Kings, I
Speaker 1: sure did. I said, oh, Kobe has all the tickets, fine,
Speaker 1: and so I asked the opposing team for some tickets,
Speaker 1: showing up hat and got three of them, but just
Speaker 1: brought my friends and all. You thought you did well today, babe, ye,
Speaker 1: great job you did. It was really good. Seem that fun.
Speaker 1: Let's go, No, nigger, it was actually just a friend.
Speaker 1: That one was just a friend. Okay, I said he
Speaker 1: just a friend. That's what I was about to start saying.
Speaker 1: What's your name? He want to know? You see number
Speaker 1: and everything? What what is that time? What is that time?
Speaker 1: By the way, do we have time? We're over? Okay, now,
Speaker 1: so let's go. Let's get the funk out of here
Speaker 1: a bit. You gotta go eat all right, and I
Speaker 1: ain't cooking. I ain't cooking and can by the way,
Speaker 1: I guess I'll tell you guys. Uh if y'all are
Speaker 1: all caught up. Also want to hear more of Fomble Decisions,
Speaker 1: make sure you go to Patreon. But also my other podcast.
Speaker 1: We are signing a deal and now you guys can
Speaker 1: hear me three times a week. So we're going to
Speaker 1: two times a week every Tuesday and every Friday. You
Speaker 1: can listen to see the thing is podcast. How long
Speaker 1: are you gonna make your podcast? Uh? Still about probably
Speaker 1: ninety minutes. Now you're killing me. No, I'm dying and
Speaker 1: we still have Patreon also, it's amazing. We just had
Speaker 1: a billboard and Times Square. It's super amazing. But it
Speaker 1: to be times a week, three times a week week,
Speaker 1: not before because we do Patreon. So I am by
Speaker 1: the way, if you guys are fans of Periods is
Speaker 1: clearly with the announcement comes Periods, this will be taking
Speaker 1: a break. Um. Also with the rebranding of Official Box Owner,
Speaker 1: we're just gonna ease it. But I have you any
Speaker 1: getting a new product. And then for Periods is I
Speaker 1: really want to get more into the narrative UM kind
Speaker 1: of podcasting, not so much of me hosting. So maybe
Speaker 1: more um things where you guys will send in your stories,
Speaker 1: write it out and I get it like illustrated by
Speaker 1: like someone reading it on what someone went through either
Speaker 1: with their fibroids or varian systrupture miscarriages, and really just
Speaker 1: give those stories more like a narrative voice UM and
Speaker 1: kind of save my voice a little bit. UM. So
Speaker 1: I'm restructuring Periods is restructuring Official box Owner. And see
Speaker 1: the thing is is now two times a week, so
Speaker 1: three times a week were two times a week, oh
Speaker 1: three times with Patreon only if you're on top tier.
Speaker 1: Oh I saw you and said it's three times. I get,
Speaker 1: it's two times a week. I heard three plus I'm
Speaker 1: doing three times a week because horrible decisions. Oh I got,
Speaker 1: I get what you're saying. Three episodes, So every Monday, Tuesday,
Speaker 1: Friday five episode to be disgusting? What act? What a
Speaker 1: fucking podcast? Mommy? But no dog? You know what though,
Speaker 1: if I'm being real, that's not really that much for
Speaker 1: someone who's because the Breakfast Club does that well, and
Speaker 1: you know what's crazy. That's literally what I look at
Speaker 1: like as my like barometer of what I can take
Speaker 1: on personally, especially as a voice. Charlemagne does Breakfast Club,
Speaker 1: he does Brilliant Idiots. He has this fucking show, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, damn. Then you have fucking Andrew Schultz who
Speaker 1: has Brilliant Idiots flagrant and then goes on fucking torn
Speaker 1: to stand up. And I think that I'm a woman machine,
Speaker 1: Like I think I'm the female version of what a
Speaker 1: lot of these men are capable to do. And the
Speaker 1: only other woman that I see doing just as much
Speaker 1: as Angelie she does Breakfast Club, still does fucking lip
Speaker 1: service and then also hosts a ton of panels while
Speaker 1: also having a fucking coffee shop, a juice bar. Like
Speaker 1: real estate in Detroit, Angelie is also a fucking and
Speaker 1: the thing about diversifying, it's like, it's really important when
Speaker 1: you work in entertainment. But I was getting some anxiety
Speaker 1: because in my contract with Kenya, so our audible deals
Speaker 1: two years and you know, it's making those podcasts, it's
Speaker 1: getting talent, it's building his studio. I was doing all
Speaker 1: of that. The only carve out I have for like
Speaker 1: major time I need off is to film my TV show.
Speaker 1: But on top of him in the TV show it
Speaker 1: for facts sake, it's horrible, and god forbid a show
Speaker 1: pops up in the middle of that because many and
Speaker 1: I have a show this summer like a thing, will
Speaker 1: announce it whenever it comes out. But like on top
Speaker 1: of that, what the fund am I supposed to do?
Speaker 1: But I don't even hold you. That's another announcement probably
Speaker 1: coming soon that's possibly about work on developing for another
Speaker 1: for a network like as A I don't know director,
Speaker 1: I don't know which wants a lot of work. But
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I just feel. That is to me,
Speaker 1: I love it. The parometer of what I felt like
Speaker 1: was to seal the deal for me for podcasting and
Speaker 1: to be able to like hold that title and big
Speaker 1: name and take it anywhere like hopefully I you know,
Speaker 1: will work for him for a long time and a
Speaker 1: producing level. But to be able to stop talking and
Speaker 1: make no that can't you tell me all the time.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm like, Wheezy, I know you're doing a
Speaker 1: TV show, We're producing his money. That's what I'm trying
Speaker 1: to do. I'm I literally see myself doing like I
Speaker 1: want the Eat the Ray forty million dollar deal with
Speaker 1: HBO to come and bring in and produce it. And
Speaker 1: so to me to like, that's just her HBO deal
Speaker 1: make she also has I think a stitcher or more
Speaker 1: sauce steel. She colored Creative Company a lot of das.
Speaker 1: I'm saying, this is where I'm trying to be, and
Speaker 1: so I'm like, you know what, let me grow. I
Speaker 1: know I'm phenomenal. As much as y'all niggas may watch
Speaker 1: this motherfucking podcast and hate me, I'll read the YouTube comments,
Speaker 1: not fans. I am right here about some motherfucking pet
Speaker 1: myself on the motherfucking back because I now have fucking
Speaker 1: two podcasts that are damn your southern figure fucking shows
Speaker 1: and they're still people still trying to find a way
Speaker 1: to monetize. And the fact that I've been able to
Speaker 1: do that this way, like I'm just so blessed to
Speaker 1: have been able to share my journey, my growth, and
Speaker 1: you know, like I'm excited, I'm hype. I also have
Speaker 1: to chill on the weed and liquor, because clearly I
Speaker 1: need my voice. I don't need something like that. Um
Speaker 1: I do be doing a little pup and be doing
Speaker 1: a little a little fun fun, I mean ship. I
Speaker 1: just feel like that I got these little tattoos on
Speaker 1: my hands. I ain't really ever gonna be corporate, and
Speaker 1: now if I'm corporate, it's gonna be in podcasting. So
Speaker 1: I feel like in entertainment they don't really drug test,
Speaker 1: because I feel like all of us to be entertainers
Speaker 1: have to do some sort of But I'll tell you
Speaker 1: something about corporate podcasting. As many companies as I've spoken
Speaker 1: to now, like just for whatever what's the word I'm
Speaker 1: looking for, whatever sector of what we have to do naked,
Speaker 1: they look at you like you it doesn't matter. I'm
Speaker 1: called wheezy in every fucking meat and dogs. When I
Speaker 1: tell you, I've taken meeting with people that have created
Speaker 1: every single like major show we've watched on TV that's
Speaker 1: black recently, Like they just know, like it's it's not
Speaker 1: even a thing about it. Shout out to Robin Fox.
Speaker 1: By the way, watch Time documentary on Amazon Prime. I've
Speaker 1: been talking with them and um Fox be like okay,
Speaker 1: Weezy like, oh no, that's your name girl. We don't
Speaker 1: need we don't need here, No, No, I love like,
Speaker 1: we get it. And they'll do that. That's what they're
Speaker 1: supposed to do because when you start hiring these creatives,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, Like they don't expect you
Speaker 1: to be anybody else but who you are. And that's
Speaker 1: a really cool thing about corporations starting on higher creatives
Speaker 1: and I think they we'll start seeing brands developed even better.
Speaker 1: Like you know whatever I said, when you get to
Speaker 1: know me, it'll be Mandy, but for now you can
Speaker 1: call me Amanda bro I am the only employee of
Speaker 1: Kenyans that has yeah, no first and last name on
Speaker 1: my email wheezy at It's like, yeah, I told them once.
Speaker 1: Once we start doing our our drinks after y'all leave
Speaker 1: the office because I'm working remote, so we work hard
Speaker 1: for I say, y'all could call me me and once
Speaker 1: we become cool. But yeah, like I think it's super dope.
Speaker 1: I'm excited. Um, so if you guys want to hear
Speaker 1: more of my voice or if you don't, it don't matter.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be there about to be cut pot in
Speaker 1: a whole lot. But also we think I have our Patreon,
Speaker 1: so if you guys want to support us, go on
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Speaker 1: give you guys. Also an extra bonus episode every week,
Speaker 1: plus bts if you are on one of our high tears,
Speaker 1: so check it out. We're leaving you guys with I
Speaker 1: find in a bonus clip in peace. Yeah, another episode
Speaker 1: horrible decision on PERI poop. It's bonus bitches. Hey, everybody,
Speaker 1: welcome back for another episode of our Patreon, which normally
Speaker 1: is more up to date. I mean, I know this
Speaker 1: is the week of Christmas, but um, we did record
Speaker 1: it a little bit before so we can enjoy time
Speaker 1: with our fam. We're coming off of our Atlanta high.
Speaker 1: I feel like everybody is tweeting us about like coming
Speaker 1: to a different city. If you could pick like two
Speaker 1: cities that you feel like we gotta go to for
Speaker 1: the new year, where would it be that we haven't
Speaker 1: done yet, not that we haven't done yet, or that
Speaker 1: we just need to go to New Orleans for sure?
Speaker 1: I mean, I like, I don't know if I don't know,
Speaker 1: we've We've never been to New Orleans, so I don't
Speaker 1: know how to gauge that. UM. To me, Outside of
Speaker 1: the four cities we did, Chicago and in Houston have
Speaker 1: always showed out for us. UM. I would also say
Speaker 1: an honorable mention to Philly, even though Philly is right there.
Speaker 1: Philly goes really hard in our comments. Um, even though
Speaker 1: they didn't go hard at the first year we had there,
Speaker 1: I thought it was fine. I think it was close
Speaker 1: to a sellout. I thought they did well. I think
Speaker 1: Baltimore has been asking for years for us to come there.
Speaker 1: But those would be those would be I guess my cities. Yeah,
Speaker 1: definitely Chicago, I forgot about them. That was a definite.
Speaker 1: Chicago is a stand hive that we have there. Chicago
Speaker 1: is real just because Tammy there. I mean, it's it's
Speaker 1: funny because every city I know a person now in
Speaker 1: my head. Yeah, um, which is kind of nuts. Whenever
Speaker 1: someone's like a regular fan. No offense to anyone that
Speaker 1: listens to the main episodes, but sometimes I'd just be like,
Speaker 1: I don't really know you, but it's because Patreon just
Speaker 1: to give you guys an idea if you're a new
Speaker 1: Patreon or old Patren or whatever. We um, we see
Speaker 1: the names a lot more frequently. It's something we have
Speaker 1: to manage closely. It's not like an Instagram thing. We're
Speaker 1: seeing first and last names. We're sending messages because of
Speaker 1: merch or um. On top of that, Uh, the zooms
Speaker 1: the town Hall has really gotten me closer to the
Speaker 1: hore Hive. Yeah. I really like the zooms that we
Speaker 1: do every month. I really like that are in bed
Speaker 1: I am. I've never seen you with this background. I
Speaker 1: feel like I'm the one with that. It's been a
Speaker 1: a long, a long morning. I'm not going to get
Speaker 1: into it, but I am officially, officially officially single. So
Speaker 1: it's like this is the first like and I'm officially single,
Speaker 1: like there's no coming back, and I don't know, it
Speaker 1: just hit different. I feel like I've been preparing for
Speaker 1: it with our ups and downs recently, But it was
Speaker 1: just a long night. Did you do a long night?
Speaker 1: Did you get to at least talking and figure out
Speaker 1: you'd be single in person? Yeah? It was in person,
Speaker 1: and it it just got not great. So it's done forever.
Speaker 1: Do you feel good about at least closing a chapter
Speaker 1: and not being in limbo now because it wasn't closed good? Okay?
Speaker 1: Like he closed it by saying he doesn't even want
Speaker 1: me to like him, he wants me to hate him,
Speaker 1: and so just things were done and said for me
Speaker 1: to hate him, which I'm just like, it was just
Speaker 1: an extreme It was an extreme measure to like, maybe
Speaker 1: maybe he doesn't maybe he was angry. I mean, I mean, no,
Speaker 1: there's a lot. I mean he's grieving. There's a lot
Speaker 1: going on in his personal life. And all my friends
Speaker 1: were like, it's deeper than you, but for sure there's
Speaker 1: no coming back. So to know, like I'm going into
Speaker 1: the holidays, like literally the last episode we were talking
Speaker 1: about gifts, which you know isn't a thing that he
Speaker 1: celebrates of course his birthday, yes, And so to be
Speaker 1: going into the holidays single and to know I'm going
Speaker 1: to be starting the new year off fresh, It's just
Speaker 1: like it's weird and I would love to know how
Speaker 1: y'all do it. But I just tweeted something in feeling
Speaker 1: the high of love and now experiencing hurt and heartbreak,
Speaker 1: Why do people choose to feel this way again and
Speaker 1: again and again, Like a part of me just wants
Speaker 1: to feel my free time up with friends and work again,
Speaker 1: Like I don't want to experience the highs and lows
Speaker 1: of love again. I'm good, Honestly, I'm good. Love is
Speaker 1: like the best drug of all right, Like that's something
Speaker 1: that we hear all the time. Love is definitely a
Speaker 1: drug and where people are addicted to that puppy love feeling.
Speaker 1: There's nothing like that beginning feeling, that feeling of the
Speaker 1: first I love you, the feeling of will you be
Speaker 1: my girlfriend, the feeling of your first vacation and meeting families.
Speaker 1: It's like those moments are what we're And I think
Speaker 1: the other thing and why I'm such an emotional person,
Speaker 1: and I get