WEBVTT - Ep 252: Sex, Science & Aerosols 0:00:02.520 --> 0:00:05.800 Guess what decision we're about to make a horrible decisions. 0:00:08.720 --> 0:00:14.760 Hey horns, Welcome back to another episode of Hoary Blame. 0:00:15.520 --> 0:00:21.120 This is e On. He's your your friends. Don't make 0:00:21.120 --> 0:00:24.759 your friend French bitch. I don't nigga from friends, but 0:00:24.840 --> 0:00:33.919 folso I have French in me. So him anyway, Oh, 0:00:35.320 --> 0:00:37.360 because you had to begot and the s car got. 0:00:38.080 --> 0:00:40.320 Last day, my mom said maybe we shouldn't have cheese 0:00:40.360 --> 0:00:44.320 for breakfast. She said, the s car got made me 0:00:44.400 --> 0:00:46.920 this way. Um, but what's the you always hear on? 0:00:47.000 --> 0:00:51.680 Maybebe a k A a k A that bitch a 0:00:51.880 --> 0:00:55.200 k A pet the stallion a k A Megan Marco 0:00:55.280 --> 0:00:59.280 a k A that I really wish. Apparently I have 0:00:59.280 --> 0:01:02.480 to learn how to rip since apparently these whites. I 0:01:02.520 --> 0:01:05.160 think I look like a rapper when I'm outside. So, oh, 0:01:05.240 --> 0:01:06.800 we got. We have to talk about that. We didn't 0:01:06.800 --> 0:01:08.080 even talk about that. You said you had the same 0:01:08.080 --> 0:01:11.520 experience in in France. Someone came up to me, um 0:01:12.040 --> 0:01:13.720 as I was born in the plane on the way, 0:01:15.040 --> 0:01:22.160 I was wearing dunks, sweatpants, um a jacket like giving 0:01:22.200 --> 0:01:27.360 Lilyati super chilled like to me? What I think of 0:01:27.400 --> 0:01:30.280 like is playing attire, and she was talking to my 0:01:30.319 --> 0:01:32.240 mom and I my mom so fucking excited to go 0:01:32.240 --> 0:01:34.200 on this trip. So and it was her birthday when 0:01:34.200 --> 0:01:36.360 we were leaving. So my mom's telling the flight crew 0:01:36.360 --> 0:01:38.320 because you know, they're being sweet and spoiling her and ship, 0:01:38.400 --> 0:01:40.000 and she's like, you know, it's my birthday, and you 0:01:40.000 --> 0:01:41.920 guys know how old I am. And she's turning seventy 0:01:41.959 --> 0:01:43.680 and obviously she'll look it. So you know when people 0:01:43.800 --> 0:01:45.520 know that, Ali days, I love to talk about it. 0:01:45.680 --> 0:01:48.160 And then because you guys are so funny, and what 0:01:48.200 --> 0:01:51.840 do you do? You're a musician, and I I was 0:01:51.920 --> 0:01:54.160 so confused, and the only thing I could say is 0:01:54.920 --> 0:01:58.800 are you because bitch, see you had a better comeback 0:01:58.840 --> 0:02:01.200 than me. I actually has chose not to speak to 0:02:01.240 --> 0:02:05.000 the white woman. Um, and let my friend I didn't 0:02:05.000 --> 0:02:08.040 even I didn't know. So we're in the VIP lounge 0:02:08.120 --> 0:02:10.680 leaving Aruba and me and my friend mind you are 0:02:10.720 --> 0:02:16.160 in airport attire, sweatpants, sneakers, hoodies, airport. We're coming back 0:02:16.200 --> 0:02:19.200 to New York and there's snow on the ground, so bitch, 0:02:19.240 --> 0:02:21.560 we're making sure. Bitch, I'm mad as I'm leaving eighty 0:02:21.600 --> 0:02:25.320 degree motherfucking Aruba to go back to the motherfucker's snow. No, bitch, 0:02:26.160 --> 0:02:29.240 we're fucking in the VIP lounge and this quite woman 0:02:29.880 --> 0:02:35.960 walked up to us, white quite you don't like how 0:02:36.040 --> 0:02:38.919 a little I will say wheatns. That's how I say 0:02:39.200 --> 0:02:45.200 white wheatns, but white. So the whites woman, um decided 0:02:45.240 --> 0:02:47.200 to come up to us and say, you know, I'm 0:02:47.280 --> 0:02:50.600 leaving the lounge. Um, I heard you talking wanting the 0:02:50.800 --> 0:02:52.200 couch because we were at the bar because there was 0:02:52.200 --> 0:02:55.320 no more seating. So of course my homegirl went up 0:02:55.360 --> 0:02:57.720 to the agent person that was in charge of the 0:02:57.760 --> 0:03:00.959 lounge and was like, hey can sit here. We see 0:03:01.000 --> 0:03:04.320 that no one's sitting here. She's like, oh that's reserved, bitch. 0:03:04.360 --> 0:03:07.480 How do fund you reserve seating in a fucking airport lounge? 0:03:07.800 --> 0:03:10.680 So anyways, the white woman overheard the woman saying that 0:03:10.680 --> 0:03:12.800 we couldn't sit there, so she came over and was like, 0:03:13.040 --> 0:03:15.280 I heard what was going on, and you know what, 0:03:15.800 --> 0:03:17.960 I want to go ahead. We're about to leave. Anyways, 0:03:17.960 --> 0:03:21.480 our flight is not the fucking God Savior she saved us. 0:03:21.800 --> 0:03:24.960 But amidst saving us, she also said, by the way, 0:03:25.200 --> 0:03:28.959 are you ladies rappers? Wait, wait, wait wait or dancers 0:03:29.000 --> 0:03:32.320 for rappers, and was just so sure that we were 0:03:32.320 --> 0:03:34.560 one of the two as the only black people in 0:03:34.600 --> 0:03:37.680 the lounge, and it was just like, this is racist, 0:03:38.320 --> 0:03:43.120 you fucking white people in savior fucking microaggressions. Not every 0:03:43.120 --> 0:03:46.040 black person is a musician or rapper just because they 0:03:46.040 --> 0:03:49.320 can afford the luxury that you think that you guys 0:03:49.320 --> 0:03:55.880 are affording. Nothing more belittling than having a luxury experience 0:03:56.240 --> 0:03:59.880 and people needing you to validate your job. Yep, pere 0:04:00.200 --> 0:04:06.360 ye trash. That is a such a fucking shitty feeling 0:04:06.840 --> 0:04:09.240 and making someone feel like I shouldn't be here and 0:04:09.600 --> 0:04:11.360 why is it that you're here? But I also don't 0:04:11.400 --> 0:04:13.480 think that white people go up to other white people 0:04:13.480 --> 0:04:17.160 in lounges like, hey, they don't are you a doctor 0:04:17.320 --> 0:04:20.600 they don't, or a lawyer, or do you work in 0:04:20.640 --> 0:04:22.800 a fortune fight your company? White people don't do that, 0:04:22.880 --> 0:04:26.200 you know how people other miel onto, that's other white people. 0:04:26.560 --> 0:04:28.240 Have you ever been in a lounge and you start 0:04:28.279 --> 0:04:30.600 talking to the black person there. I never started being like, nigger, 0:04:30.680 --> 0:04:33.800 what you do? We vibe? We never I talked to 0:04:33.839 --> 0:04:37.360 someone for forty five minutes, which is a really long 0:04:37.400 --> 0:04:38.840 time to just talk to a person you don't know. 0:04:39.080 --> 0:04:41.800 She came up to me, we're talking about Nina. She 0:04:41.920 --> 0:04:43.560 was like, oh my god, girl, I got the same bag. 0:04:44.279 --> 0:04:47.600 We're like laughing about it, talking about nothing. Not till 0:04:47.640 --> 0:04:49.799 she was leaving, she was like, should we connect? Dadada? 0:04:49.920 --> 0:04:51.919 Like what industrator? Maybe you can have me on LinkedIn 0:04:52.040 --> 0:04:55.080 or HI? What's like? What's your thing? That's it at 0:04:55.120 --> 0:04:57.760 the end, just to connect. You never needed to for 0:04:57.800 --> 0:05:00.560 a moment say I'm here and you're here? What is 0:05:00.640 --> 0:05:03.080 your reason? What is right? Are you a musician? Right? 0:05:03.400 --> 0:05:06.119 Are you? But the fact that as a colored woman, 0:05:06.240 --> 0:05:09.320 as a black woman, the only read, the only industry 0:05:09.320 --> 0:05:11.280 that could afford me to even be in this room 0:05:11.440 --> 0:05:14.039 is that of the music industry, which is fucking long. 0:05:14.240 --> 0:05:17.000 Mind you, my friend works in tech and bitch, I 0:05:17.080 --> 0:05:21.440 was an accountant. I mean now I'm a podcaster. No, 0:05:21.680 --> 0:05:25.080 it's still just sucking, berating, like it's inappropriate, and white 0:05:25.080 --> 0:05:27.440 people stopped going up to black people asking what the 0:05:27.440 --> 0:05:29.720 funk they do for a living? It's inappropriate and wrong. 0:05:30.360 --> 0:05:34.520 And it's also like, I've had so much experience traveling 0:05:34.520 --> 0:05:39.039 with Obey and that happened to us a lot frankly, 0:05:39.080 --> 0:05:43.279 I think with him. His job title is such a 0:05:43.279 --> 0:05:45.880 big one, like the name. He has paid millions of dollars. 0:05:45.880 --> 0:05:48.720 He does well, but his job donal is like VP 0:05:49.000 --> 0:05:53.479 of something something at a major bank. Right, one of 0:05:53.480 --> 0:05:55.160 the big four, isn't it for I don't know. I'm 0:05:55.160 --> 0:05:57.279 sorry you say that? Would account four is accounting? There's 0:05:57.320 --> 0:06:01.080 no bigt from Big four is accounting? The core firms? 0:06:01.160 --> 0:06:02.720 Well no, what what do you say for banks? Then? 0:06:02.800 --> 0:06:05.239 Just front of the topics? Right, we've all got them. 0:06:05.320 --> 0:06:09.120 So anyway, when we go somewhere and we somehow start 0:06:09.120 --> 0:06:12.120 talking about work, the second that he says what he does, 0:06:12.720 --> 0:06:17.279 people are like wow in this way, like no way, 0:06:17.640 --> 0:06:19.920 because the white ning next to us said, oh yeahm 0:06:19.960 --> 0:06:22.560 a VP A Wells Fargo whatever, you'd be like, okay, 0:06:23.080 --> 0:06:27.200 go for him. It's like the microaggressions are crazy. Even 0:06:27.240 --> 0:06:30.160 even my homegirl shout out to Lena her man is 0:06:30.200 --> 0:06:32.640 an NT. And even when they have dinner reservations at 0:06:32.680 --> 0:06:37.320 certain restaurants, they'll like mistreat them until they see that 0:06:37.640 --> 0:06:41.080 he's a doctor. And then once they're a doctor, then 0:06:41.120 --> 0:06:43.560 they start treating them differently. But other than that, they 0:06:43.600 --> 0:06:46.640 treat them like, oh, these niggas in here, y'all. They 0:06:46.640 --> 0:06:48.640 supposed to be in here, And we talked about it 0:06:48.640 --> 0:06:51.239 all the time. She hates it until like she lives 0:06:51.320 --> 0:06:54.839 in Long Island, Yeah, but she hates that. She sees 0:06:54.880 --> 0:06:57.279 the shift in even their approach when they realized that 0:06:57.320 --> 0:07:00.240 he's a fucking doctor of his own fucking practice, Like, 0:07:00.839 --> 0:07:03.359 y'all with your microaggressions, we ain't gonna do. That is 0:07:03.400 --> 0:07:05.520 a really real thing that I think people can't even 0:07:05.960 --> 0:07:09.680 help that they're doing. And I don't know. And I 0:07:09.720 --> 0:07:11.880 was telling my mom um, and we got into it 0:07:11.960 --> 0:07:13.640 a little bit on the way back. My mom was 0:07:13.720 --> 0:07:15.600 really tired. We were walking all day in a flight 0:07:15.640 --> 0:07:18.040 with seven thirty. My mom was wearing I wanted to 0:07:18.160 --> 0:07:20.120 dress up to the airport and my mom is seventy, right, 0:07:20.160 --> 0:07:22.400 so when she was flying, you know, it was a 0:07:22.440 --> 0:07:23.760 thing to dress up in the airport. I was like, 0:07:23.800 --> 0:07:26.520 my mom got you know, back problems and hip. I'm like, 0:07:26.760 --> 0:07:29.280 be comfortable, nobody cares. And she's like, I don't want 0:07:29.280 --> 0:07:31.840 to sit in first class and not dressed well, and 0:07:32.040 --> 0:07:33.960 you know, I want I want to look nice. And 0:07:34.000 --> 0:07:36.679 that's because in her head she needs to let people 0:07:36.760 --> 0:07:38.120 know this is where I'm sitting. I don't want you 0:07:38.120 --> 0:07:39.720 to feel like I should be here. And it's like 0:07:40.040 --> 0:07:42.640 I'm just telling her like I don't give a funk, 0:07:42.960 --> 0:07:44.760 give a rest, and I'm gonna tell you what. And 0:07:44.800 --> 0:07:46.720 every time we get to that line and made me 0:07:46.840 --> 0:07:48.640 feel really good to be like, oh my mom, you 0:07:48.640 --> 0:07:50.400 can skip all of them. We're in the front, Like 0:07:50.960 --> 0:07:52.520 I want you to feel good about that. You don't 0:07:52.520 --> 0:07:54.400 have to have the clothes to make them feel better 0:07:54.440 --> 0:07:57.120 and understand why you're here. But also, I was coming 0:07:57.120 --> 0:07:59.880 back to New York from a rub and it was cold, bitch. 0:08:00.080 --> 0:08:02.160 I'm like, y'all gonna get this city and sweatpants because 0:08:02.160 --> 0:08:04.680 it is as cold as penguins pussy polar bear balls 0:08:04.880 --> 0:08:08.440 in Santa Claus's cots and sweating. It's the airport attire. 0:08:08.520 --> 0:08:10.840 But no, no, I just didn't know how many times. 0:08:10.920 --> 0:08:12.040 I don't know how many. I was just saying we 0:08:12.160 --> 0:08:15.239 were sucking jeans to the airport. I told you, anybody 0:08:15.240 --> 0:08:16.960 looking for a yeast affection because who wants to sit 0:08:17.000 --> 0:08:20.480 that long? Now, I'll give the girls a jaggings, but 0:08:20.840 --> 0:08:22.840 I would do not wear the same outfit so much. 0:08:22.880 --> 0:08:25.680 Oh no, there's my l A flight because I'm doing 0:08:25.720 --> 0:08:28.240 it well maybe like four times a month now, and 0:08:28.280 --> 0:08:30.720 that's just one to one too, right. I think I 0:08:30.760 --> 0:08:33.560 wouldn't the same Nike pants and almost the same goddamn 0:08:33.600 --> 0:08:37.560 shirt and the dude recognized me. He was like, oh, 0:08:37.760 --> 0:08:39.640 I feel like I've met you. Oh yeah, you had 0:08:39.679 --> 0:08:41.520 that on because it was the horrible decision shirt. I 0:08:41.520 --> 0:08:43.880 always wear the same ship. I just got a cozy outfit, 0:08:43.960 --> 0:08:47.760 like I don't. I've never ever felt like that. You. 0:08:48.280 --> 0:08:50.360 I don't know how to dress up for an airport. 0:08:50.480 --> 0:08:53.760 But long story short, being in that lounge and having 0:08:53.760 --> 0:08:57.800 that experience, like, I think that we have to keep 0:08:57.800 --> 0:08:59.280 in mind. The only reason I said are you is 0:08:59.280 --> 0:09:02.839 because sometimes I get so mad, like me telling that 0:09:02.920 --> 0:09:04.800 lady shove to key chain up your aus. She deserves that, 0:09:06.120 --> 0:09:08.440 you know what I just ignored. I just like I 0:09:08.520 --> 0:09:11.080 like just staring back at people and making them feel 0:09:11.120 --> 0:09:13.400 absolutely stupid when they ask a question. And but you're 0:09:13.400 --> 0:09:15.400 not gonna get an answered because as stupid as your 0:09:15.440 --> 0:09:17.200 motherfucking question. So I'm gonna just look at you like 0:09:17.200 --> 0:09:20.000 your motherfucking boo bood the food because you is I'm 0:09:20.000 --> 0:09:24.480 gonna just yeah, I'm just and be honest with you 0:09:25.360 --> 0:09:29.320 even if you have rapper energy. If I'm wearing a chain, 0:09:31.240 --> 0:09:33.559 but still ask me what the funk I do? I 0:09:33.600 --> 0:09:35.880 ain't even got no chains, bro, I was wearing hoodies. 0:09:35.960 --> 0:09:38.719 Bro Um. Anyways, I didn't want to start off this 0:09:38.760 --> 0:09:43.439 podcast a little differently. Um. I got some questions, and 0:09:44.400 --> 0:09:46.640 one of these questions actually came from a drunken night 0:09:47.160 --> 0:09:49.520 with my friends, and I was just like, damn, this 0:09:49.520 --> 0:09:52.400 would be this is such a horrible decisions question, um, 0:09:52.440 --> 0:09:54.720 And so I wanted to ask you these are I 0:09:54.760 --> 0:09:57.760 have two odd sex questions. I just wanna see what 0:09:57.840 --> 0:10:00.960 your answers would be. So the first one, if you 0:10:01.000 --> 0:10:04.600 could have a sexual superpower, what would it be, especially 0:10:04.640 --> 0:10:06.200 because you know I'll be watching these superheroes and ship 0:10:07.920 --> 0:10:11.520 hm hmm. If you could have a sexual superpower, what 0:10:11.600 --> 0:10:14.640 would it be? This one Nigol told me that my 0:10:14.640 --> 0:10:17.520 pussy me gripping his dick like is holding them hostage? 0:10:18.640 --> 0:10:22.040 And what do you already have it in that? But 0:10:22.080 --> 0:10:24.320 I was gonna say I would want to like like 0:10:24.440 --> 0:10:27.839 pulsate on a like like a real cagle, like boom 0:10:27.880 --> 0:10:29.760 boom boop, Like I would want to like squeeze my 0:10:29.800 --> 0:10:33.120 pussy and like working I want to work a little 0:10:33.120 --> 0:10:37.480 blow job. What okay, you will ride forever? You you 0:10:37.520 --> 0:10:42.760 want to ride forever? Okay, you're actually really like the 0:10:42.800 --> 0:10:46.360 feeling of riding when like uh and I just mean 0:10:46.400 --> 0:10:48.480 like the way that my like clip rubs up against 0:10:48.520 --> 0:10:50.400 like their stomach, if them lights are like all the 0:10:50.400 --> 0:10:52.120 way in or if it's a super big dig and 0:10:52.120 --> 0:10:53.720 I gotta like kind of be up on my toes 0:10:53.760 --> 0:10:55.960 like it just depends. But my point is if I 0:10:55.960 --> 0:10:58.480 could ride forever, I would love that feeling. But I 0:10:58.559 --> 0:11:00.679 only give up on riding. We us my name? What 0:11:00.720 --> 0:11:03.120 would your superhero power? Like? What would the name be 0:11:03.360 --> 0:11:06.080 if your superpower was to ride Dick for a long time? 0:11:06.440 --> 0:11:10.320 M hm, I have to think about that. To ride 0:11:10.360 --> 0:11:14.880 for a long time, I don't know. No, not write 0:11:14.920 --> 0:11:17.800 a lot. So ride a lot, ma'am, write a lot, 0:11:18.320 --> 0:11:23.319 super ride like super Rod. That's not a cost. That's 0:11:23.320 --> 0:11:25.720 not sexy. What the funk you thought I was gonna 0:11:25.720 --> 0:11:27.679 be sexy? You know, she just said she gonna ride 0:11:27.679 --> 0:11:29.640 Dick for a long time. That ain't that sexy? Bitch? 0:11:30.360 --> 0:11:31.960 You want to ride Dick? Is it gonna be on 0:11:32.000 --> 0:11:34.520 like the Cape? Is it like the girl? You know 0:11:34.600 --> 0:11:38.520 form outfit. But all right, I actually didn't come back 0:11:38.520 --> 0:11:41.719 to I mean, what about cowgirl, but that's the name 0:11:41.720 --> 0:11:48.199 as a position backwards super cow Girl, No super super Cowgirl, 0:11:48.640 --> 0:11:56.160 cow Girls. It's crazy because you're rid of him. When 0:11:56.200 --> 0:11:58.520 I played this game, I said that the superpower that 0:11:58.640 --> 0:12:01.320 I would want is then there to be like a transformer. 0:12:01.600 --> 0:12:05.720 I want to be able to have whatever genitals I want. 0:12:05.960 --> 0:12:07.199 So if I'm sucking a bitch, I want to be 0:12:07.240 --> 0:12:09.079 able to like have a big old long dick if 0:12:09.120 --> 0:12:11.240 I want one. But if she likes little dicks, then 0:12:11.280 --> 0:12:14.679 I can make a little or a lot of women, 0:12:15.640 --> 0:12:18.280 A lot of women like little dicks. Or I was like, oh, 0:12:18.400 --> 0:12:19.880 if I'm with a niggle with a big old dick, 0:12:19.920 --> 0:12:22.080 maybe my pussy could fit. Like you know how sometimes 0:12:22.080 --> 0:12:24.760 your pussy is like the perfect hole and fit for 0:12:24.800 --> 0:12:27.520 a dick. I want my pussy every time to be 0:12:27.559 --> 0:12:30.320 the perfect fit. So it's either the perfect dick or 0:12:30.320 --> 0:12:34.760 the perfect click. That's honestly like anime porn, that's all 0:12:34.800 --> 0:12:37.319 it is. Well, that's what I want my superpower to be. 0:12:37.360 --> 0:12:39.480 They do they stay switched the pis. I didn't say 0:12:39.480 --> 0:12:43.040 I want tentacles and yeah, but I was really just 0:12:43.080 --> 0:12:46.800 talking about a calm down. I wasn't trying to be 0:12:46.840 --> 0:12:50.880 out here fucking octopuses and ship No, I just I 0:12:50.920 --> 0:12:52.720 just want. That's all I think about when I think 0:12:52.720 --> 0:12:54.360 a enme porn. And I don't know if it's because 0:12:54.360 --> 0:12:57.520 of what we've watched in the tentacles, yes, but it 0:12:57.679 --> 0:13:00.800 is the like, oh man, well, I just wanted I 0:13:00.840 --> 0:13:02.640 don't get it, but you know, I just wanted my 0:13:02.720 --> 0:13:06.280 dick and my dick emphasy to be bit so your 0:13:06.320 --> 0:13:09.040 walls would change sizes. Yeah, like depending on the man, 0:13:09.120 --> 0:13:11.960 I wanted to literally be the perfect hole for the dick, 0:13:12.400 --> 0:13:13.959 or I want my dick to be the perfect dick 0:13:14.000 --> 0:13:17.240 for the whole. And so whoever I'm with it just 0:13:17.600 --> 0:13:20.480 you it grows, and then I just do what I 0:13:20.520 --> 0:13:22.920 do think for the people. You know what I mean, 0:13:24.760 --> 0:13:27.719 sound like a infommercial and if you would like it 0:13:29.120 --> 0:13:31.600 at your large and if you call right now, you'll 0:13:31.640 --> 0:13:34.920 get to dick today. So I just don't want two dicks. 0:13:34.920 --> 0:13:36.800 I just want one to be like you have more 0:13:36.840 --> 0:13:41.160 than one, more than one, more than one dick at 0:13:41.160 --> 0:13:45.120 a time, like a DP, but like one person. DP 0:13:45.600 --> 0:13:47.439 wasn't My second dick would have to be really spotted 0:13:47.480 --> 0:13:49.520 on the ass because I still want to be very 0:13:49.559 --> 0:13:55.760 enjoyable because I want to get at your own hole. Right, Bro, 0:13:55.880 --> 0:13:58.079 you still act like you ain't had antle sex. Because 0:13:58.360 --> 0:14:00.520 some people like big dicks, and now it's I don't 0:14:00.520 --> 0:14:02.679 think they like it. I think they're just there. Assholes 0:14:02.720 --> 0:14:05.400 are trained to take big dicks, that's all. You know. 0:14:05.440 --> 0:14:07.439 What's a really underrated feeling that I just thought about. 0:14:09.080 --> 0:14:13.559 I just had a flashback. I the lambo dude doesn't 0:14:13.559 --> 0:14:16.319 have a crazy big dick, but it's like one of 0:14:16.360 --> 0:14:19.200 those like Kurt No, no, no no no, I say it 0:14:19.240 --> 0:14:21.040 was mediocre. I'm just saying it's not like the size, 0:14:21.040 --> 0:14:23.640 but like it's where you could do everything with the dick. 0:14:23.800 --> 0:14:29.600 Because my other el just that maybe something you are horrible, 0:14:29.960 --> 0:14:34.840 keep going, keep going sloth. Okay, So basically my bed 0:14:34.960 --> 0:14:37.840 d like that dick is like it's a big it's 0:14:37.880 --> 0:14:42.160 when you want to get dick. I know, Billy Belie, 0:14:43.760 --> 0:14:46.440 No you did, I did you? You said he had 0:14:46.480 --> 0:14:51.280 a big dick and then his name started with la 0:14:51.480 --> 0:15:00.440 la la la No no really really really, bitch, I 0:15:00.440 --> 0:15:06.040 had a nigger. Fine, this dude has like a really 0:15:06.080 --> 0:15:08.320 good it's a big dick, but it's not a crazy 0:15:08.360 --> 0:15:10.320 big dick, so I could do whatever I want with 0:15:10.400 --> 0:15:12.760 it and it goes like all the way in which 0:15:12.760 --> 0:15:15.040 I love. When the balls hit my click, that's like 0:15:15.120 --> 0:15:18.240 top tier feeling for me. That ship is it? He 0:15:18.320 --> 0:15:21.160 got like big balls, so he'll be smacking. I ask 0:15:21.240 --> 0:15:24.680 you what position are you in for the boss? It's 0:15:24.720 --> 0:15:26.720 you'll click because the balls be hit in my boot hole. 0:15:27.120 --> 0:15:29.000 But I don't know about You have to go all 0:15:29.080 --> 0:15:31.840 the way down and then they swing to hit your 0:15:32.120 --> 0:15:35.600 your click all the way fully like face in if 0:15:35.640 --> 0:15:39.920 you guys go on YouTube, asses up in there. I'm 0:15:39.920 --> 0:15:43.960 pretty sure you guys would love to see that. But 0:15:44.040 --> 0:15:48.080 that's your boot hole. No, the dick is in your pussy, right, 0:15:48.200 --> 0:15:50.760 But you said the balls, the balls are hitting your bootoole? 0:15:50.800 --> 0:15:54.280 Are they swinging? Their swinging? He got big ball them 0:15:54.280 --> 0:15:58.160 balls is swinging all the way to the front. Click. Yeah, 0:15:58.840 --> 0:16:02.440 them things hanging? Man? Are they them? Is some hanging balls? 0:16:03.200 --> 0:16:06.040 It them balls are swinging to hit your click, which 0:16:06.080 --> 0:16:07.880 is in the front of your pussy from the back 0:16:08.800 --> 0:16:11.760 or she maybe has a small pussy. Thank you for 0:16:11.840 --> 0:16:15.200 me and my teeny tiny pissy, All right, you know what? 0:16:16.040 --> 0:16:18.520 Moving on, next question I think that's it at it. 0:16:18.560 --> 0:16:20.920 I think it's a small pussy or just saying you know, 0:16:20.920 --> 0:16:22.520 I can I tell you what it is. This thing 0:16:22.680 --> 0:16:24.200 said to me one time, and I'll never forget it 0:16:24.200 --> 0:16:25.480 because I was like, damn, this is he telling me. 0:16:25.520 --> 0:16:27.560 I gotta ask. He was like, yo, I really love 0:16:27.640 --> 0:16:29.440 seeing your pussy when I suck you. He's like, my 0:16:29.520 --> 0:16:32.040 old bitch. This is a nigger from in the past. 0:16:32.120 --> 0:16:33.640 He was like, my old bitch like her ask was 0:16:33.680 --> 0:16:36.040 so big I couldn't see her pussy. And he was like, 0:16:36.040 --> 0:16:37.560 so I like sucking you because I could like really 0:16:37.600 --> 0:16:39.640 like wash my dick going and you And I was like, damn, 0:16:39.760 --> 0:16:42.480 they's nothing else covering. I gotta ask you if my 0:16:42.520 --> 0:16:45.640 pussy is visible. That's a good question. You should because 0:16:45.680 --> 0:16:47.080 you have a big button. But I don't know if 0:16:47.680 --> 0:16:52.320 pussy I got as I think, So ask your niggers 0:16:52.440 --> 0:16:55.880 right now, just for a fair and not just randomly 0:16:55.920 --> 0:16:57.760 asking Hey, when will you put me from the back? 0:16:57.760 --> 0:16:59.600 Do you see my pussy? Because they'd be finding my 0:16:59.640 --> 0:17:01.560 ass all because they pressed him. But I'll explain it 0:17:01.560 --> 0:17:04.719 in a voiceman. No, I'm not hitting uh, so hit 0:17:04.800 --> 0:17:09.320 your boo first, and then one of the there is, 0:17:09.359 --> 0:17:14.240 but there's not. We are yeah, just shut up. We 0:17:14.320 --> 0:17:17.879 are talking about right now. We want to know. Okay, 0:17:17.880 --> 0:17:19.800 I'm gonna ask for the next episode. I'm gonna, I 0:17:19.880 --> 0:17:21.840 genuinely want to know, because to me, you do have 0:17:21.920 --> 0:17:24.600 a big butt, but I don't feel like it's so big, toy, 0:17:24.600 --> 0:17:27.159 it's in the way big. I've seen butts like that. 0:17:27.240 --> 0:17:34.960 I'm gonna I'm gonna asking come back next question. When 0:17:34.960 --> 0:17:37.040 you bend over and take a well, I guess I 0:17:37.040 --> 0:17:39.160 don't take pictures. I ain't got to at this point. 0:17:39.200 --> 0:17:41.320 If you want some pussy, you better come over. I 0:17:41.320 --> 0:17:45.439 ain't sending pictures. The more fun too busy ship tired, 0:17:46.080 --> 0:17:48.560 all right. If you had to lose one of your 0:17:48.600 --> 0:17:52.159 senses with your partner right now, so it'll eat, it 0:17:52.200 --> 0:17:54.280 could be obey or it could be lambo if you 0:17:54.359 --> 0:17:56.359 oh my god, if you have to lose one of 0:17:56.400 --> 0:17:59.959 your senses with your partner, which would it be hearing, smells? 0:18:00.000 --> 0:18:04.080 Taste for touch? Because taste, I don't really care. Like 0:18:04.119 --> 0:18:07.760 I'm a coumslat you are, which is why. But it's 0:18:07.800 --> 0:18:12.879 not the taste, it's the whole, like theatrics of it. 0:18:12.880 --> 0:18:18.159 It's like the color, the texture, the seeing it, the 0:18:18.280 --> 0:18:21.440 knowing it's gonna squirt out, Like that's really excite and 0:18:21.520 --> 0:18:25.080 touch for me. So you just don't want to taste 0:18:25.080 --> 0:18:27.800 your nigga. Okay, you know, I haven't had a dude 0:18:27.800 --> 0:18:31.199 to have bad tastinges and like the same same on. 0:18:33.440 --> 0:18:35.520 But I'm to me, I've had I mean, I've had 0:18:35.560 --> 0:18:40.320 some salty as nuts. Like I was like, oh, it 0:18:40.440 --> 0:18:42.440 was given Ramen noodles, you know how, like I want 0:18:42.480 --> 0:18:45.119 to use the full packet of like the season in 0:18:45.160 --> 0:18:47.800 a Ramen no more, because that ship salty is full 0:18:47.800 --> 0:18:51.639 of sodium. It's given a whole packet of Ramen noodles 0:18:51.640 --> 0:18:56.040 season And I've had an acidic taste. And I told 0:18:56.119 --> 0:18:58.960 him because it wasn't like I was like, oh, something 0:18:59.040 --> 0:19:01.040 off it was given. Man's no. No, it was like 0:19:01.080 --> 0:19:05.720 a really like a sharp like I can't even explain it. 0:19:03.960 --> 0:19:09.560 But oh that's why I say, limit. I don't know 0:19:09.640 --> 0:19:12.200 what it was. But I told him like, yo, something's 0:19:12.200 --> 0:19:13.600 going on with your ship and I don't know what 0:19:13.640 --> 0:19:16.160 it is. And he was like damn, Like maybe it's 0:19:16.240 --> 0:19:19.639 the fucking pills I'm taking. He was taking multi vitamins, 0:19:20.040 --> 0:19:22.800 a bunch of fucking different medicines now that ship normally 0:19:22.840 --> 0:19:26.800 making Nicken dickt tastes better. Like, if it's vitamins, you 0:19:26.800 --> 0:19:28.960 should be taking vitamins. It may have been what he 0:19:29.040 --> 0:19:32.639 was eating or drinking, because Nigga's drinking at Hennessey is 0:19:32.640 --> 0:19:35.400 gonna turn your little phn't know. I feel I feel 0:19:35.440 --> 0:19:37.359 like that ship. I was like, you gotta do we 0:19:37.359 --> 0:19:39.600 gotta do a test. You know what, an allergy test. 0:19:39.640 --> 0:19:41.840 They take one thing away, see what happens. Yeah, get 0:19:41.920 --> 0:19:43.680 rid of one um damn? How much nut was you 0:19:43.720 --> 0:19:45.919 swallowing during the testing phase of that bro? It was 0:19:46.000 --> 0:19:49.960 so strong, Like, I don't know the only reason I 0:19:50.200 --> 0:19:52.320 thought it could be real is because if you're having 0:19:52.359 --> 0:19:54.800 too many vitamins that like the access and you just 0:19:54.840 --> 0:19:56.920 pee it out or whatever. Like have you ever taken 0:19:56.920 --> 0:20:00.240 a U T I pill and your p's orange? Do 0:20:00.240 --> 0:20:01.800 you know what, dudes come would be orange because it 0:20:01.840 --> 0:20:04.440 comes out of the urethra, like it passes the urethra whatever, 0:20:04.480 --> 0:20:07.600 and it's basically you know what it happened to me 0:20:07.720 --> 0:20:10.320 with my first boyfriend. And what's worry about that is 0:20:10.440 --> 0:20:12.359 man can have U T I. I know maybe he 0:20:12.359 --> 0:20:14.720 had a U T I Damn, did you swallow a 0:20:14.840 --> 0:20:19.440 U t I? That's really gross? Who was that? Was 0:20:19.480 --> 0:20:23.080 that hospital, Dick? You gotta it was hospital Dick. I 0:20:23.200 --> 0:20:25.359 come from hospital Dick. I don't think he had a hospital. 0:20:25.359 --> 0:20:29.000 That actually sounds like a risk. Damn. The hospital Dick 0:20:29.760 --> 0:20:34.520 gave you ut nuts. Oh it's giving you mind you 0:20:34.720 --> 0:20:36.639 his name is hospital. No. No, he didn't give me 0:20:36.640 --> 0:20:39.200 a U t I. No, but he was healthy. Though 0:20:39.240 --> 0:20:40.760 we got test. You didn't get the U t I. 0:20:40.840 --> 0:20:42.320