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Speaker 1: Jewels dirty little secret. Wait, stop, Richard, don't go anywhere. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's time for your dirty little secret. It's a Jewels show,

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Speaker 1: remember texting four one of six one. If you want

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Speaker 1: to tellus a dirty little secret, and you can tell

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Speaker 1: us anything because we keep everybody anonymous. And Richard, who

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Speaker 1: I was just talking to, is one of the producers

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Speaker 1: on the show, and he was walking through the studio

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Speaker 1: and I stopped him real quick because I couldn't think

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Speaker 1: of an anonymous nickname. So, Richard, do you have an

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Speaker 1: anonymous nickname for the caller that's on the phone to

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Speaker 1: tell us a dirty little secret? Bozo the Clown, Bozo

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Speaker 1: the Clown. All right, Bozo the Clown is on the

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Speaker 1: bank you Richard, All right, Bozo the Clown? What's up?

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Speaker 1: How are you? Bozo the Clown? You couldn't give me

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Speaker 1: James Bond or something? Hey, Richard's choice. I don't believe

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Speaker 1: we haven't used. Actually, he is complaining about his name.

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Speaker 1: Bo So what you're doing, you're telling us a dirt

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Speaker 1: a little secret. You know. Okay, you don't get to

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Speaker 1: choose your name, but I'll give it to you a

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Speaker 1: James Bond. Go ahead, James bond. Okay, Well, my my

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Speaker 1: dirty I wish I could kind of con you o

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Speaker 1: my voice a little bit. But my dirty little secret

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Speaker 1: is said, my wife is always talking down to me

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Speaker 1: and has been like forever. Oh that's your dirty secret. Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean that's that's I'm giving you the prelude. I

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Speaker 1: call her queen condescending. And what I've been doing to

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Speaker 1: kind of make myself feel better about it is go

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Speaker 1: online and and chatting up women in chat rooms. You know,

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Speaker 1: I'm probably never going to go anywhere with it, but

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Speaker 1: so you know, it makes me feel better about that.

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Speaker 1: That's cheating, that's emotionally cheating. But I think what would

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Speaker 1: make you even more happier, though, is if you guys

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Speaker 1: broke up and then you did it when you were single, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and then you could actually take some action and not

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Speaker 1: to feel guilty about it. You could find someone out

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Speaker 1: there that just likes you for you and doesn't talk

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Speaker 1: down to you and make you feel bad and make

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Speaker 1: you feel like you need to go in chat rooms

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Speaker 1: and talk to other women just so that could be

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Speaker 1: nice to you. Well that that that sounds logical and practical,

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Speaker 1: and you know, every buddy struggles, you know, for the

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Speaker 1: most part or has. And it doesn't really matter how

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Speaker 1: much money you make. What matters is your happiness and

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Speaker 1: being a nice person. You can figure that out. Like,

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Speaker 1: as long as you're good, as long as you have

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Speaker 1: somewhere to sleep and your stomach is fold and you're

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Speaker 1: not with somebody who's abusive, then I call that winning. Yes,

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Speaker 1: so it's weird. James Bond this sow it is a

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Speaker 1: day little secret, but now it's a therapy session. Ye

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Speaker 1: just leave the girl. Wow if this went in an

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Speaker 1: entirely different direction than I thought it would. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: I mean you're talking to two people myself and Alex,

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Speaker 1: who have been in some very abusive, bad relationships. Right,

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Speaker 1: we're not anymore because we're with each other and very

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Speaker 1: nice to each other. I love you. I love you too.

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Speaker 1: Text diffw I was posting on I was posting the

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Speaker 1: story at the jewelshow on Instagram. I swear, Okay, don't

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Speaker 1: come at me, bro. I know. I was literally I

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Speaker 1: was only distracted for about ten seconds. I'm in it,

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Speaker 1: I'm in it. It was just funny when I said that,

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Speaker 1: when you looked at me, just like oh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean I'm a great multitasker, but I missed like

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Speaker 1: three seconds of three seconds. But I love you too,

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Speaker 1: carry on all right, and English Evan is in his

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Speaker 1: first relationship. But it is a good point though, like, um,

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Speaker 1: don't waste your time being unhappy. For real, you can

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Speaker 1: be happy or broke than you could be rich with

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Speaker 1: someone who's terrible to you're terrible to yourself. Be comfortable

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Speaker 1: with yourself and be happy. I know it sounds easier

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Speaker 1: than it is, but that's all you have to do.

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Speaker 1: In other words, be James Bond. Yes, yes, exactly, that

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Speaker 1: is what we're saying, you know, bos of the clown

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Speaker 1: to too too long? Oh my god, go out and

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Speaker 1: get an aston Martin. That's what you need. Okay, I'll start.

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Speaker 1: I'll start slow and get a martini shaking, not stirring.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, drink a few of those, and then tell

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Speaker 1: your wife that you're gonna leave. Get up the courage,

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Speaker 1: and then be like I'm bouncing God. All right, Well,

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Speaker 1: thanks for telling you doing a little secret. I hope

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Speaker 1: to help you up a little bit. Man. Well, thank

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Speaker 1: you so much better about things now? Good cool, Okay, cheers.

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Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret