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Speaker 1: What's up with you?

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Speaker 2: Is this the right number?

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Speaker 3: It's a line, Go on.

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Speaker 1: Just call me back if you haven't heard the loser

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Speaker 1: line before.

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Speaker 3: It works like this. Let's say a strange person.

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Speaker 1: Approaches you while you're out at the club and uses

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Speaker 1: this charming pick applying on you. Sorry, I was staring

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Speaker 1: at you, but I'm an artist and it's my job

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Speaker 1: to stare at beautiful women all day online in my

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Speaker 1: studio apartment with just one bed. That still checks out

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Speaker 1: that you're an artist after he says that whatever you do,

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Speaker 1: do not tell that wannabe artist to draw a door

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Speaker 1: on a nearby wall and then walk through.

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Speaker 3: It would be really cool.

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Speaker 1: Yes me stead give him the digits to the loser line,

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Speaker 1: so hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can

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Speaker 1: play over the air.

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Speaker 3: Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 2: Next message, Hey, so are you allergic to ferret?

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Speaker 4: Because I know that you had said to calling you

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Speaker 4: about maybe hanging out this weekend. I just really wanted

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Speaker 4: to give you a heads up because the doctor said

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Speaker 4: the rash wasn't contagious unless you're allergic to them. So

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Speaker 4: I know it sounds weird, but I'm not getting bit

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Speaker 4: by ferrets every day, Like I promise that doesn't happen

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Speaker 4: to me. It's only happened, actually, like a handful of times,

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Speaker 4: maybe half a dozen maybe Anyway, I hope you're not allergic,

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Speaker 4: because my last boyfriend was. And yeah, let's just say

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Speaker 4: it didn't end well.

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Speaker 1: Next message is not a threat from ferret lady.

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Speaker 3: I have no idea what happened to her last boyfriend.

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Speaker 4: Did he die?

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Speaker 2: I think he died.

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Speaker 3: I think one of the fairs strangle them. Why can't

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Speaker 3: she trade her pet ferris not to bite her? I

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Speaker 3: thought fares were normally pretty nice.

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Speaker 1: How many times you need to be bit by a

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Speaker 1: ferret to be like, you know what, I'm not going

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Speaker 1: to go around them anymore. I did appreciate her saying

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Speaker 1: it never happens except for those twelve yes.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Megan, it's what the hell kind of

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Speaker 2: saucea dige you put on those wings you gave me?

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Speaker 2: He said, you made this stuff. I mean, I could

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Speaker 2: normally handle spice, but this, this is like eating Satany's start. Damn.

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Speaker 2: I've been sitting here for like three hours. I can't

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Speaker 2: stop sweating. I'm eating crackers, I'm chugging milk. How do

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Speaker 2: I stop this burning.

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Speaker 5: Me?

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I have so many questions.

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Speaker 3: Guy, is he eating somebody that he doesn't knows? Wings

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Speaker 3: gonna say?

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Speaker 1: Why is he eating Satan's farts? How does he even

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Speaker 1: have that point of reference? The guy already got the

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Speaker 1: loser line, He's already been trolled.

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Speaker 3: Why are of a spice challenge or something? Where did

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Speaker 3: he meet this person that has the weakness? He didn't know?

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Speaker 1: How does that work out either way? That guy sounded

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Speaker 1: like kind of a whimp. And I know certain members

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Speaker 1: of our listening audience love it hot and the hot

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Speaker 1: Satan fart hot, and that's that's that's the best way

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Speaker 1: for you to feel the heat is on our YouTube page.

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Speaker 1: And Jeffrey, we got your spicy second dates, your flaming

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Speaker 3: Mommy, you don't want to cry.

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Speaker 1: It's not Satan fart hot, but it's pretty close. Trust me,

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Speaker 1: you will not regret it. Your browser might, but it's

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Speaker 1: all free. Brook and Jeffrey on YouTube. Now, let's get

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Speaker 1: back to those crazy hot clips.

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Speaker 5: Next ptared So, okay, I'm kind of I'm getting the

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Speaker 5: sense that you maybe don't want to talk to me.

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Speaker 5: You're like not responding to I mean, anything I'm sending you.

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Speaker 5: If this is because I stopped your LinkedIn I'm look,

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Speaker 5: I'm really really sorry. I I just wanted to get

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Speaker 5: to know you. I mean I only stopped for like

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Speaker 5: like an hour today, maybe for like an hour yesterday.

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Speaker 5: But but okay, in my in my defense, your your

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Speaker 5: photo is just like it's just super hot. I'm h yeah,

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Speaker 5: m hmm. Okay, Look, if you're not interested in me,

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Speaker 5: I mean, it's not great, but it's fine if that's

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Speaker 5: how you feel. I'm not sure why you wouldn't be

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Speaker 5: interested in.

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Speaker 2: That body like mine.

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Speaker 5: But uh, but you know, if that's the case, then

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Speaker 5: what do you think about at least getting my brother

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Speaker 5: in law a job where you work? I mean that

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Speaker 5: would be the absolute least, right, So yeah, just just

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Speaker 5: answer me.

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Speaker 1: LinkedIn hotbed of thirst trap Yeah, shirtless pick on LinkedIn No.

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Speaker 3: But I thought she sounded pretty normal.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, anyone else like an hour worth of stocking on somebody?

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Speaker 5: I mean that's more than normal to me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, before I got out of bed, have you guy

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Speaker 1: stocked my dad's LinkedIn profile?

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Speaker 3: Because oh man, he just frmend his mustache. Go check

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Speaker 3: it out. Bro, Are you sure? Okay, you're lost, I'll

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Speaker 3: tell you.

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Speaker 2: It's sorry, Sorry, I'm calling you again. It's She's just

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Speaker 2: kind of I don't know. I just have such a great,

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Speaker 2: honestly a great feeling about us, and I just I

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Speaker 2: really think that we need to get to know each other,

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Speaker 2: you know, like as soon as possible, be since my

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Speaker 2: my parents are celebrating their their fiftieth wedding anniversary this Thursday,

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Speaker 2: and one of my goals is to reach that. I'm

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Speaker 2: and you told me that you were twenty nine and

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Speaker 2: I'm twenty three. And if you look at average life

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Speaker 2: expectancy for a man in about seventy four years and

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Speaker 2: a woman I saw with eighty. So we move quickly.

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Speaker 2: We could. We could pull it off and hit that

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Speaker 2: fifty mark before we die. Which I know that it's

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Speaker 2: not the most romantic thing to say, but we all

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Speaker 2: will die eventually. And yeah, so call me back.

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Speaker 3: Oh you go to charms school because, oh my god,

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Speaker 3: talk about it.

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Speaker 5: Hopeless romantic?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I know, part of flirting is like trying

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Speaker 1: to paint your future together. Get her to imagine it.

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Speaker 1: He jumped right, to the matching tombstones right.

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Speaker 3: Next to each other.

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Speaker 5: He's doing the right math, though.

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Speaker 1: The longer we wait, like will Michael and I make

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Speaker 1: it to fifty will be very old?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I hope we do. I hope we

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Speaker 5: live that long.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: You know, I got married in my thirties, so h yeah,

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Speaker 3: I know. This is the hottest segment that we've done in.

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Speaker 4: Quite a lot.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Marriage math is important, very important.

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Speaker 1: And it's also important you listen to Loser Line regularly

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Speaker 3: Right there, we got a phone tap coming up

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Speaker 2: Right after this Brook and Jeffrey in the morning