Speaker 1: Some boys botch for some boys plays sport. The two
Speaker 1: don't play. Hey, these two boys will save their pennies.
Speaker 2: Two B special treasures.
Speaker 1: Because they are living in a Cereal bolt reviewing cereals
Speaker 1: is the go Got and Andrew living in a Cereal
Speaker 1: folk critiking some new one sensi Hot. It's the serial serials,
Speaker 1: the seri of serials, the serial series of.
Speaker 3: The Cereal Filer Show, the Cereal Younger Show. This is
Speaker 3: the Cereal Younger Shower Show.
Speaker 2: Hi, everybody, welcome to serial killers. Just get it for
Speaker 2: social contest. You gonna fart on the but that's discussed.
Speaker 2: You'll never know.
Speaker 4: This is fine.
Speaker 2: You look at you.
Speaker 4: It's fine. Everything is fine.
Speaker 2: Come on, get up, Get up, Get up, Get up.
Speaker 4: This is my padding.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be a little uncomfortable. Great, that's better. You'll deal,
Speaker 2: you'll deal. Welcome to serial Killers.
Speaker 4: It's cold. I don't have a seat.
Speaker 2: This is and you know what I discovered as you've
Speaker 2: been abusing our children. What yep?
Speaker 4: Oh when I got cereal today, they spilled a little bit.
Speaker 2: Also, you left them open with the bags wide open.
Speaker 2: That's how they get stale and they die. Oh okay,
Speaker 2: I just saying, well, check strawberry vanilla.
Speaker 4: That was delicious.
Speaker 2: And the summer pebbles they fell be left and wide open. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I can't believe it. We're gonna have some problems. Hey,
Speaker 2: it's July eighth. You got your fingers. Let's check your digits?
Speaker 2: Now I got mine? Oh did you lose two? Oh
Speaker 2: oh from the fireworks? Yeah, ha ha ha what that's good. Well,
Speaker 2: I all the ones that I got from South of
Speaker 2: the Border I finally used up. That's great.
Speaker 4: And it's like we're recording this unul June eighteen, so
Speaker 4: you know what you.
Speaker 2: You just can't radios. Just theater of the mine. It's
Speaker 2: an improv class, the theater of the mind.
Speaker 4: What's the one thing that they do, zip zip zup.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: That's what they do, an improv classes.
Speaker 2: So it is July, it's summertime. How about some pie, Andrew, sure,
Speaker 2: you know, a little barbecue some pie. What's your favorite
Speaker 2: kind of pie? I like an apple pie, just straight
Speaker 2: up apple. Yeah you don't like to get it?
Speaker 4: And strawberry pie is good too, or sorry, cherry pie.
Speaker 4: I like cherry pie. Really, it's just funny because I'm
Speaker 4: not a big cherry by itself fan, but something about
Speaker 4: how sweet it is is delicious.
Speaker 2: They're all very very sweet and vanilla ice cream, you know,
Speaker 2: me and the comstock. Can I just go right in there? Anyway?
Speaker 2: A pie that I'm not a huge fan of because it's.
Speaker 4: That person spelled received wrong by the way.
Speaker 2: That's fine. Who spells it like that? That's fine, we're
Speaker 2: not it's you.
Speaker 4: No, then who spelled that?
Speaker 2: I don't do that form, Andrew, Well, somebody should tell them. Anyway,
Speaker 2: pie that I'm not a very big fan of because
Speaker 2: it is a teeth stainer. Okay, can you guess, uh
Speaker 2: what do you think the most staining pie would be? Blueberry?
Speaker 2: Very good? Andrew?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 2: Yeah? So and is there any such thing as like
Speaker 2: a fresh blueberry pie?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Like no, I don't mean like the goo like fresh blueberry.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: I don't think you can make a pie with fresh blueberries.
Speaker 2: It's just weird. Yea. You gotta have the goo pie
Speaker 2: crust with berries in it, right, you must have goo?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, the jam.
Speaker 2: No, it's yeah, sure jam yes, Andrew, good, I'm fine.
Speaker 4: Look at that. Oh I guess I have to look
Speaker 4: here because you just blueberry pie. It looks like there's
Speaker 4: mold on lakes.
Speaker 2: Right, it's great value, which means it's from Walmart and
Speaker 2: is limited edition, naturally and artificially flavored blueberry pie cereal.
Speaker 2: Do you remember where we've had this before? Andrew?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 4: This version so cereal that looked just like that cinnamon
Speaker 4: toast crunch.
Speaker 2: No, it was blueberry, it was yeah. Yeah, so you don't.
Speaker 4: Remember, ah, the Aldi No, no, Ralstons. No.
Speaker 2: Each time I do this podcast, you I just think
Speaker 2: more and more that you just shouldn't be here.
Speaker 4: I just think, well, do less thinking touch.
Speaker 2: Anyway, a while back, if you remember, Maltamele sent us
Speaker 2: a bag that.
Speaker 4: Was a Maltomeal. I remember that, and it was a
Speaker 4: big bag of they're all big bags blueberry clusters or
Speaker 4: Squarest blueberry blasters.
Speaker 2: They were blueberry muffin toasters. And do you remember they
Speaker 2: even sent us the dispenserencer. Yeah, that crushed up all
Speaker 2: the cereal. Andrew, I can't anymore. I don't know, Donna,
Speaker 2: I don't know, Donna. Why are you gotta do me
Speaker 2: like that?
Speaker 4: Don't bring my mom into this.
Speaker 2: She brought you into this.
Speaker 4: Yeah, these legit look like they have mold on them.
Speaker 2: They're a little blueberry spance, I know, but like it's.
Speaker 4: So glazed white with like a little blood like blue
Speaker 4: dots on it that look like mold.
Speaker 2: You have to be kinder, Andrew. I have to be kind.
Speaker 2: We don't judge books by their covers. This could be
Speaker 2: a really delicious.
Speaker 4: I'm sure it's going to be. I'm just saying the
Speaker 4: outside looks like mold. Thank you.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go back to our farm them Fresh Dairries fridge, Andrew, cool,
Speaker 2: can you guess the milk that we're gonna use today?
Speaker 2: Hold on a second, I might as well. Just you know,
Speaker 2: let's play this. I want you to yes that milk.
Speaker 4: I'm going with Farmland Fresh two percent.
Speaker 2: You're right, Andrew.
Speaker 4: What do you have a buzzard that I want?
Speaker 2: And it's not organic, it's just the regular two percent
Speaker 2: organic farm of the Fresh Dairy's milk. Oh okay, cool?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah with cow face on there. Oh, the purple matches
Speaker 2: the purple, it does, right. I did that on purpose.
Speaker 2: Oh of course you did, because you curated it, carefully
Speaker 2: curated this episode.
Speaker 4: Well, then all in the box are purple? No? Okay, Well, we.
Speaker 2: Don't have all purple boxes listen, man, this is going
Speaker 2: downhill fast. We need to pump the brakes.
Speaker 4: What did I do. I'm just being myself. I'm just
Speaker 4: being myself.
Speaker 2: So they look like you're They look like not Cinnamona's
Speaker 2: crunch squares, but they Okay, Andrew, let's is going They
Speaker 2: look like Golden gram squares. Hmmm. That is good.
Speaker 4: Mm hmmm. I like it.
Speaker 2: Not a fan of the artificial flavor, but I am
Speaker 2: a fan of the natural flavor. They got both in here.
Speaker 4: Oh that's delicious.
Speaker 2: It is really good. Yeah, now, do you take back
Speaker 2: your mold comment.
Speaker 4: No, it still looks like there's mold on it. But
Speaker 4: if this is what mold tasted like, it would be delicious.
Speaker 2: I'm giving your four bowls in a spoon. I like it.
Speaker 4: Stupid question. What blue cheese? The disgusting parts of the
Speaker 4: blue cheese where it's like stanky stinks that mold That's
Speaker 4: what I thought.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't like poli. I don't like any cheese.
Speaker 2: It's crumbles I like. I hate coat cheese, I hate fat,
Speaker 2: I hate it all.
Speaker 4: Well, I give this four bowls, four balls. That's good.
Speaker 2: Now, guess what what Before we did this episode, I
Speaker 2: went what.
Speaker 4: I gave the Multimeals.
Speaker 2: Blueberry toaster squares. I went to Serial KILLERSPC dot com, Andrew,
Speaker 2: and I checked out our ratings. Yeah, from the blueberry
Speaker 2: muff and toasters. You gave it four balls, so equal.
Speaker 4: I'm consistent.
Speaker 2: I gave it four balls. I give this one four
Speaker 2: balls in a spoon. I like it a little bit better.
Speaker 4: Okay, you know, because I'm sure you remember the exact
Speaker 4: taste of the multimeal I do, Andrew, Oh really you
Speaker 4: remember lies?
Speaker 2: You're just a touch more blueberry flats. Oh okay, sure, yeah, yeah, Okay,
Speaker 2: you're so mean to me. You're like a jerk. Brother.
Speaker 4: I'm existing right now. That's the best you're getting from me.
Speaker 2: There's like test tubes on the back.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a puzzle, but we don't have time for puzzles.
Speaker 2: All right, let's move on to the next serial Andrew.
Speaker 2: This one came from our friend Matt. Okay, all right.
Speaker 4: He sent us a lot of cereals over the past
Speaker 4: couple of days.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I saw two boxes under my desk that I
Speaker 2: just can't even put in the studio. That's how much
Speaker 2: stuff he sent us.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because that would really clutter the studio.
Speaker 2: It would. So, speaking of Maultimeal Andrew, how about a
Speaker 2: multimeal Cereal. It's been a minute since we've done Maltimeal.
Speaker 4: I think that sounds great, Scott, we should do that.
Speaker 2: I am. I'm taking applications for new co hosts.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, guess who has to be the first one
Speaker 4: to reject to deny him? Me baby, corn Square quisps.
Speaker 2: We haven't seen maultimeal in a box for a while. Bags.
Speaker 2: And look there's the blockheads on the back right. What
Speaker 2: would you call that? I guess they're blockhead.
Speaker 4: Look at the guy with it Blockie and block Alina.
Speaker 2: But the dude has a has a goatee, but it's
Speaker 2: just a square.
Speaker 4: Yeah it's Blockie.
Speaker 2: It's a square around his mouth.
Speaker 4: And that's his wife, block Alena.
Speaker 2: Try our bags, aren't they?
Speaker 4: They're a good couple together. They've really gone through a lot,
Speaker 4: so I'm proud of them for making it.
Speaker 2: It's far all right? So these are corn square crisps.
Speaker 2: This is gonna be your checks, which I'm gonna like
Speaker 2: because corn Check's apparently is one of your favorite it is.
Speaker 2: Who will see about that?
Speaker 4: I check Cereal KILLERSPC dot com and you gave it.
Speaker 2: By Bolls.
Speaker 4: All right, next we have I'm just choking on cereal.
Speaker 4: I'm good, I'm glad, you're glad I'm choking. Do you
Speaker 4: know the Heimli like I do?
Speaker 2: I just jam your whoa.
Speaker 4: I'm very reactive. People pushed me over the years.
Speaker 2: So this one also has to love it or it's free. Guarantee.
Speaker 2: It's gluten free because it's made from corn. Andrew, Okay,
Speaker 2: I had four ears of corn this weekend.
Speaker 4: Four.
Speaker 2: I don't even want to know what your battle woffins
Speaker 2: look like. Dude, that is disgusting.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm sorry when you eat four ears of corn.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a lot of corn. I love corn great.
Speaker 2: So these look like corn checks. They smell like corn checks.
Speaker 2: How's the taste? Andrew? Hmmm mm hmm, No, what mention me,
Speaker 2: ma'am that shucked on Broadway got canceled? Yes, hey, but
Speaker 2: b what.
Speaker 4: This was exactly what I wanted for breakfast this morning
Speaker 4: when I came in here and I said, oh, I
Speaker 4: wish we had some like corn checks or something something
Speaker 4: checks y, and then I want to put strawberryvanilla, which
Speaker 4: is still good, but this is my favorite, and.
Speaker 2: You give it biball what.
Speaker 4: This is my taste.
Speaker 2: It's plain, Jane. It's it's not quite as good as
Speaker 2: actual checks. I'm giving you three balls in a spoon.
Speaker 4: That's a lie.
Speaker 2: It is as good as checks. All Right. You know
Speaker 2: what I would like, I think maybe for other Scott
Speaker 2: to do for us. I would like statistics. Okay, here's
Speaker 2: what I want to find out. I want to find
Speaker 2: out how many cereals like I want to know like
Speaker 2: the furthest apart that we've been the furthest apart, like
Speaker 2: you won ball me five or vice versa.
Speaker 4: Well, I think the last episode there was one where
Speaker 4: I spit it out, remember the chart tart cherries.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I gave it a bowl a spoon, you give
Speaker 2: it a spoon. I gave it three balls and a spoon. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I want to see if there's one that's like
Speaker 2: a spoon and then five balls, Like there's gotta be
Speaker 2: some asinine thing like that. At some point, ask Scott GPT,
Speaker 2: I just did.
Speaker 4: You'll get an answer in three to five business says
Speaker 4: after this airs, all.
Speaker 2: Right, dude, you're kind of out of it today, so
Speaker 2: we'll be back.
Speaker 4: I understand why was I out of it? I was
Speaker 4: making that was a funny joke.
Speaker 2: Right after I got nothing. I got nothing about it
Speaker 2: right after this, and we're back. You remember when we
Speaker 2: used to talk about Wilford Brimley like in every episode,
Speaker 2: Yeah what happened?
Speaker 4: Well, I mean he's dead, so there's really not many
Speaker 4: new updates.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 4: I think that would get kind of old of every
Speaker 4: week we were like, all right, now it's time for
Speaker 4: us to talk about Wilf Brimley. No, we just remember him.
Speaker 4: He was cool, all right, moving on.
Speaker 2: You don't even know what movie he was in. He
Speaker 2: was in Chips, No, he was in No Mash, Cocoon, Cocoon.
Speaker 2: Those are TV shows TVs.
Speaker 4: Well, Mash was a movie.
Speaker 2: Chips was also three horrible movies.
Speaker 4: So thank you. I wasn't far off. You're just trying
Speaker 4: to come at me today, and then when I say
Speaker 4: you're out of it, not me, I'm in I'm in
Speaker 4: the zone.
Speaker 2: BB. I think next week I'm gonna try to have
Speaker 2: Danielle or Spencer come in because that that's always a
Speaker 2: good time.
Speaker 4: So this isn't a good time.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: You're not in it today. Your brain's not here. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you're foggy today, even when I came in to get
Speaker 4: the cereal today. I was like picking up a box
Speaker 4: of cereal and you were just kind of like hell movie.
Speaker 4: It's like usually you'd be like, oh, you want to
Speaker 4: eat one of the kids. Yeah, it just wasn't there.
Speaker 2: On the next Serial Killers, there'll be another co host
Speaker 2: here with me, not sure who, but it's not gonna
Speaker 2: be Andy. That's next on Real Killers. Now, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: go back to the cereal sack. And if you remember
Speaker 2: the fruit the fruitful loops from Cascadian Farm that we
Speaker 2: did two weeks ago, I told you that there were
Speaker 2: there were many fruitfuls see that secret squirrel Joel pointed
Speaker 2: that out to me at Chakra, not like God that's
Speaker 2: tasted you didn't. But these might be different. I don't
Speaker 2: think that these are just the holes that they punched
Speaker 2: out of the loops. I think that these might be
Speaker 2: slightly different.
Speaker 5: I don't Cascadian Farm made by uh General kells Post,
Speaker 5: no Kellogg, no General Mills.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was right the first time.
Speaker 4: Shut it down with my gut.
Speaker 2: Wow. All right, so these pretty much are going to
Speaker 2: be exactly like the fruitful loops because which I hated,
Speaker 2: by the way, they're the same colors. Do you remember it.
Speaker 4: Sounds like catfood coming out of like a dispenser.
Speaker 2: Do you remember about a year or two ago they
Speaker 2: had those mini cereals tricks minis, and yeah, I said
Speaker 2: they were just all ice cream toppings. So I think
Speaker 2: this is pretty much gonna be the same thing. Because
Speaker 2: it is. They're just like rabbit pellets.
Speaker 4: That's gonna find its way to some discount yogurt chop
Speaker 4: that's still open in a strip mall. They're gonna be like, here,
Speaker 4: take these fresh fruity fruitfuls.
Speaker 2: We're gonna use some Farmland Fresh dairries two percent milk andrew,
Speaker 2: if you would take your cup, please, thank you. So basically,
Speaker 2: these just look like they're once again. So let's just
Speaker 2: go ahead and put that one back in there. Let's
Speaker 2: swap cups.
Speaker 4: Okay, this smells like not good things, right, it.
Speaker 2: Smells exactly like the other one. I don't even know
Speaker 2: why we're doing this because it's really gonna be the
Speaker 2: same cereal. They're just tiny little pellets.
Speaker 4: No mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Again it has that fruity pebbles aura. Not to me,
Speaker 2: that's what I taste.
Speaker 4: This is not good.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give it three balls. It's okay, I give
Speaker 2: it's just it's not super balls, it's not artificially flavored.
Speaker 4: It tastes like I feel bad saying it. Can I
Speaker 4: say it?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: It tastes like an edible.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what it tastes like.
Speaker 2: That's cool. Well it is edible because it's food. So
Speaker 2: let's move on from that. I'm not a fan.
Speaker 4: It's not good. I'm not a fan of this.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, you gave it two balls. Yeah, you're gonna
Speaker 2: stick with that.
Speaker 4: I am.
Speaker 2: I gave it three because it's not horrible. It's a
Speaker 2: little bit of a for me. Okay, it's a little
Speaker 2: healthier fruity sweet cereal. You know. So well what.
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, that's supposed to be posted.
Speaker 2: Oh so, anyway, this is behind the scenes stuff going
Speaker 2: on right now on the Serial Killers podcast, the big show.
Speaker 2: It's a big mess, right, It's.
Speaker 4: Actually not a big mess. It's just some people don't
Speaker 4: pay attention to things anyway.
Speaker 2: Thank you for listening to Serial Killers. This was all
Speaker 2: over the place. It's a good thing. We're on vacation,
Speaker 2: we're back.
Speaker 4: I've been good. This episode. I don't know. I came
Speaker 4: into some energy that.
Speaker 2: Was just like, all right, I have a feeling some
Speaker 2: of our good listeners will figure this out for us. Uh,
Speaker 2: follow us on socials at serial Killers PC what needs
Speaker 2: to be figured out? Check out our friends at Farmland
Speaker 2: Fresh Dairies on Instagram, and we will see you next
Speaker 2: Monday with an all new serial Killers when we would
Speaker 2: be you know, regrouped and back together. What happened? You
Speaker 2: need a vacation, go to Japan, have a blast, and uh,
Speaker 2: we'll see you soon. Until then, say Crunch Andrew Crime Crunch.
Speaker 4: Yeah, woof, he's angry today.
Speaker 2: No I'm not.
Speaker 4: He's angry today.
Speaker 2: Go back to like episode twenty seven and let's have
Speaker 2: that energy back. I've bent.
Speaker 4: I were a Jean jacket. I looked in the camera
Speaker 4: and went hey. And then since then it's been this
Speaker 4: is this is not Cohen Squares.
Speaker 2: I hate this.
Speaker 4: You don't have energy, new co host