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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show is here. Get your butt at the

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Speaker 1: the best Ready go you've heard in a while? The

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Speaker 1: Jewels Show. Well that's it. I'm pretty sure today is

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Speaker 1: the day that it all ends. It's a jewel show.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, not the jewel show in my life? Oh

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Speaker 1: well yet? Why? Well? Because I have a weird scratch

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Speaker 1: It has to be. How many times has that happened

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Speaker 1: to you? Before you have a cough? You google it

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Speaker 1: studied about communicable diseases. Well, now things are about to

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Speaker 1: get a lot easier because computers are taking over the

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Speaker 1: world and Google just introduce something that is amazing life changing. Wow,

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Speaker 1: especially when it comes to this because a lot of

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Speaker 1: people do Google their health right all the time. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: now Google is introducing new AI that will actually be

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Speaker 1: able to tell you what's wrong with you. Whoa yeah

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Speaker 1: based and this is relating right now only to skin issues.

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Speaker 1: When they take over, they can murder us all and

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Speaker 1: then take over the world. The Jewil Show on demand

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Speaker 1: it's another Jewbil phone frame mornings. That's one. Hello. Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is Coach Wiley. I was looking for Yolanda Matt's mom. Hi, Coach, Yes,

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Speaker 1: this is Yolanda. First of all, thank you for calling

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Speaker 1: nickname a few times because it's what I do. Like

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Speaker 1: That's why they hired me because I breed winners. Matt,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on, but you're gonna listen

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Speaker 1: Hold on a second. I don't think that you tell

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Speaker 1: So we're not gonna have that going on right here. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, wake up every morning with Jebil phone pranks,

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Speaker 1: we say, mornings on the twenties the Jewil Show on demand,

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Speaker 1: It's the Jewil Show. And what do you get when

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Speaker 1: You get drunken luncheon with English Evan and Alex Fresh.

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Speaker 1: by bye, this is his first Long Island icy and

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Speaker 1: six months here we go. So we sat down for

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Speaker 1: English That's what we do. It is what we do.

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Speaker 1: our agent, agent Eric, Yes, all getting together after a

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Speaker 1: the rest of the title of It is Drunken Lunch

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Speaker 1: hammered all the time. And the worst part is waking

421
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Speaker 1: up the next morning and looking at your phone. Yeah,

422
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:19,240
Speaker 1: and seeing that you called someone and you don't remember

423
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:22,240
Speaker 1: and you called them like thirty times. Yeah, he was like, oh, no,

424
00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:26,320
Speaker 1: what happened. I can't relate. Yeah, I mean that's kind

425
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:29,159
Speaker 1: of what happened. I looked at my callogue. Definitely was true,

426
00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:31,920
Speaker 1: and uh, I guess I had called my boss and quit.

427
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:36,920
Speaker 1: Oh you just quitch. Yeah, you didn't even wait to

428
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:39,919
Speaker 1: get fired. No, well, I mean I don't you know,

429
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,159
Speaker 1: I don't know. Turn it turns out, though, Yeah, I

430
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:44,360
Speaker 1: called my boss after that in the morning now kind

431
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:48,320
Speaker 1: of tried to salvage uh. And and I you know,

432
00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:51,880
Speaker 1: I said, hey, I think I left you this voice failed. Uh.

433
00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:54,159
Speaker 1: He said, Oh, I got it. Don't worry. I was

434
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:58,920
Speaker 1: gonna fire you anyway. See, Evan, You're drunken lunch inspired

435
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:02,040
Speaker 1: people to call up their own drunken lunch stories. It

436
00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:04,240
Speaker 1: was pretty tame compared to that. Well, you did call

437
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:08,440
Speaker 1: the CEO of our company, Bobby Agent Eric on the

438
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:11,600
Speaker 1: booty and right right. Yeah, he also called me easy

439
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:14,280
Speaker 1: you call it? No, you cooled yourself, And then I agreed, Well, no,

440
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:17,399
Speaker 1: she said that something was easy. I didn't say I

441
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:20,040
Speaker 1: was easy. You said, I said the word easy. He said, yeah,

442
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:21,920
Speaker 1: well you are easy. It was funny, but yeah, I'm

443
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:24,400
Speaker 1: sorry for that. So if you want to call out

444
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:27,080
Speaker 1: one one of the biggest executives in entertainment, if you

445
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:30,320
Speaker 1: want to hear him, call out Alex the Jubils Show

446
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:37,240
Speaker 1: on demand, Jubils Dirty Little Secret. Time for your dirty

447
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,400
Speaker 1: little secret. Remember, if you have a secret to tell us,

448
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:42,280
Speaker 1: then do it. Elext in four one oh six one.

449
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:44,280
Speaker 1: Tell us you have a dirty little secret and we'll

450
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:46,200
Speaker 1: let you say whatever you want on the show. Remember,

451
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:48,320
Speaker 1: everybody stays anonymous, so you can tell us anything. We

452
00:25:48,359 --> 00:25:51,000
Speaker 1: don't even ask what your name is. Everybody who calls

453
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,480
Speaker 1: in to tell us a dirty little secret gets a

454
00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:55,119
Speaker 1: fake anonymous nickname so that nobody will know who you are.

455
00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:58,760
Speaker 1: And on the phone right now, Ron Burgundy, Wow, Yes,

456
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,320
Speaker 1: here to tell us a dirty little secret. What's a

457
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:10,640
Speaker 1: a Ron Burgundy? Really? You stay classy, San Diego. Yeah,

458
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:14,480
Speaker 1: that's fantastic. I love it. Oh my gosh, fantastic. So,

459
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,960
Speaker 1: Ron Burgundy, what's your little secrets? Mustard up in there? Yeah,

460
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:22,240
Speaker 1: I bet Ron Burgundy has a lot of Seriously, did

461
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:27,280
Speaker 1: you choose a Ron? Does? But I just want to say,

462
00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:30,719
Speaker 1: like before I say this, I'm not crazy. I swear,

463
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:35,440
Speaker 1: I swear. Okay, Well, we don't know you well enough,

464
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:37,639
Speaker 1: we're gonna have to just take your way for it.

465
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:40,320
Speaker 1: All Yeah. Yeah, this is the first time meeting you,

466
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:43,760
Speaker 1: so yeah, yeah, what are you talking? Talking to you

467
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:45,879
Speaker 1: on the phone, so we don't know if you're crazy

468
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,639
Speaker 1: or not. Usually when they say they're crazy, i'm not crazy,

469
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:51,719
Speaker 1: they are. Yeah, that's a good point. No, I'm not

470
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:54,600
Speaker 1: I swear, I swear, I'm not take your word for it.

471
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,679
Speaker 1: All right, Well, you tell us your secret. How about that?

472
00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:00,440
Speaker 1: You know, the saying on this show is we don't

473
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:02,919
Speaker 1: judge you unless you need to be judged. So this

474
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:05,160
Speaker 1: is a no judgment zone unless you need to be judged.

475
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:07,040
Speaker 1: So you tell us your secret and then we'll judge

476
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:11,040
Speaker 1: your sanity level. Okay, Okay, Well I first it was

477
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:13,480
Speaker 1: going to preface this all it's I'm a huge fan

478
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:16,239
Speaker 1: of the show. I love it. Okay, thank you. All right,

479
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:18,159
Speaker 1: now you're just setting us up so we won't rip you.

480
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:26,679
Speaker 1: He's like buttering you up here. Okay. So I saw

481
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:30,800
Speaker 1: you jew Role and Alex driving one morning and I

482
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:34,400
Speaker 1: was like, oh my gosh, I felt going in, So

483
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:37,320
Speaker 1: hold on one second, So your dirty little secret is

484
00:27:37,359 --> 00:27:43,359
Speaker 1: about us. Yes, I saw you guys driving. Okay, once again,

485
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:47,680
Speaker 1: I'm not crazy, all right, Okay, So then it was

486
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:51,480
Speaker 1: really early a little yeah, why, it was super early,

487
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:54,960
Speaker 1: and I was like, I picked the going and work,

488
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:58,200
Speaker 1: so I think this is gonna sound weird, but I

489
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:02,919
Speaker 1: decided to follow y'all into station. Oh great, Oh you

490
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:07,320
Speaker 1: followed us into the radio station where we work. There's

491
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:08,959
Speaker 1: like a gate in the morning, So what do you mean.

492
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,159
Speaker 1: I've never seen anybody follow us before, Like there's a

493
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:13,280
Speaker 1: gate that we have a key, because I guess super early,

494
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:15,639
Speaker 1: and Alex and I are both very paranoid people, so

495
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:19,560
Speaker 1: we probably noticed if we're being followed into the building. No, no, no, no,

496
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:22,400
Speaker 1: I didn't follow you into the building. I just followed

497
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:26,160
Speaker 1: you in my car and then parked in that parking lot,

498
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:29,440
Speaker 1: Like right there, will you guys go into the parking ride.

499
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:32,640
Speaker 1: There is a parking lot right across from our parking garage. Wait,

500
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:37,120
Speaker 1: hold on, because that's where I poked. So that's park

501
00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:39,320
Speaker 1: where they don't want to pay for parking. I think

502
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:42,560
Speaker 1: I've seen this woman. Yeah, I see you walk into

503
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:49,400
Speaker 1: work sometimes. Emman wig stand and it's just like something

504
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:52,800
Speaker 1: I do. Now, you sound super sweet day something I do. Now,

505
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:56,800
Speaker 1: I'm not really like like, I'm not scared. Yeah, if

506
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:59,440
Speaker 1: you were a crazy stocker, you probably wouldn't tell us this,

507
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:02,040
Speaker 1: but you it's something I do. Now, what does that mean?

508
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:04,920
Speaker 1: So ever since the first time? Now, if I'm like

509
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:07,680
Speaker 1: up around that time, I just watch you guys go

510
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:11,840
Speaker 1: in and then I just go over to work. Okay, creepy,

511
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:14,640
Speaker 1: I promise. Yeah, kind of part of your morning routine.

512
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:16,480
Speaker 1: Now how you do it? You should roll down your

513
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:18,239
Speaker 1: run and say hey Evan. No, no, I don't think

514
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:19,960
Speaker 1: you should. You should say how to Evan? No, I

515
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:23,160
Speaker 1: love how you were gonna say. I thought she was

516
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:26,760
Speaker 1: gonna say us no way and then yeah, absolutely. She's

517
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:28,480
Speaker 1: supposed to be anonymous, but I think we're gonna have

518
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:30,560
Speaker 1: to figure out what her name is. Yeah, we are.

519
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:32,440
Speaker 1: It's gonna be pretty obvious who it is. I think

520
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:34,800
Speaker 1: Evan will take a picture with you if you're out

521
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:38,080
Speaker 1: there straining order. No, I'm not taking a picture with you.

522
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:41,600
Speaker 1: I appreciate you listening and everything, but come on, well,

523
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:43,680
Speaker 1: I'll just say something the next time. Do you know

524
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:45,400
Speaker 1: that I'm not creepy and then maybe we could take

525
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:50,400
Speaker 1: a picture. I'll think about it. All right, Well, thank

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Speaker 1: you for your little secret, and I guess we'll see

527
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:59,240
Speaker 1: you tomorrow morning. Oh god, maybe what's your dirty little secret?

528
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:02,840
Speaker 1: Did Jebel show on demand? Welcome to the i n N,

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Speaker 1: The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the

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Speaker 1: news or Wednesday Make twenty six, twenty twenty one. I'm jubile, freshened.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, waiter, why aren't there any bugs in my taco? What?

532
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,080
Speaker 1: Get to that story in just a second, But first,

533
00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:19,400
Speaker 1: let's meet the idiots. Okay, So what do meetings that

534
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:22,120
Speaker 1: should have been an email? Let me speak to your manager,

535
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:27,640
Speaker 1: haircut and Chrissy Tigan all have in common? What they

536
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:32,440
Speaker 1: should be canceled? I'm very good canceled. I'm all expression.

537
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:33,960
Speaker 1: I'll tell you the story in a minute. And I'm

538
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Speaker 1: Elishevan And don't be alarmed? But his zombie virus is spreading? Okay,

539
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:39,960
Speaker 1: that's not alarming at all that I'll get to those

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Speaker 1: stories in just a second before your lead story of

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Speaker 1: the day, because there's such a cicada problem in the

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Speaker 1: country right now. Cicada yea, what is that they're those

543
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:51,120
Speaker 1: little like they're like grasshoppers. Yeah, right right, there's swarms

544
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Speaker 1: and swarms and swarms of them, which in the Bible

545
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:54,800
Speaker 1: says the end of days. But that happens all the time.

546
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:56,720
Speaker 1: There happening for like, yeah, we get we get the

547
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Speaker 1: swarms all the time. So it's fine. And every time

548
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Speaker 1: it happens, we are like the world's to end. You

549
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:03,320
Speaker 1: read it in the Bible that that'll be all swarms

550
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:07,720
Speaker 1: like grasshoppers, and that's gonna be yeah, exactly. But it's

551
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:10,360
Speaker 1: just a standard stuff happens every year. It's not in

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Speaker 1: the world. But there have been swarms of these little

553
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 1: grasshopper thingies so much so that now a restaurant in

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Speaker 1: Virginia has just embraced it and started selling cicada tacos.

555
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:25,160
Speaker 1: It's gross. Just harvesting. Yeah, it sounds good. Wow, harvesting

556
00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:28,680
Speaker 1: up the little grasshopper type thingies and putting them in tacos.

557
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Speaker 1: And people are any way to save money. I don't

558
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Speaker 1: know if they're loving it or not, but yeah, hey,

559
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:35,640
Speaker 1: that's a great way to do it, right, save saves money. Yeah,

560
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:39,680
Speaker 1: there's a protein. Yeah, and I guess they're selling pretty well.

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00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:41,520
Speaker 1: So text in four one O six one. Would you

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Speaker 1: like to try a grasshopper taco? I mean, I've tried

563
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:47,400
Speaker 1: crickets before and they won the best. No, even covered

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00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:50,040
Speaker 1: in chocolate. Still, the thought they were okay when they

565
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:52,160
Speaker 1: had a little spice to them. I had some crickets

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00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:54,080
Speaker 1: before that had a little bit of a They were there,

567
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:56,120
Speaker 1: there was something on them that was kind of like

568
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:59,959
Speaker 1: a seasoning, and I thought it was okay. Then I

569
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:03,960
Speaker 1: then I try to cricket without seasoning. Oh no, they

570
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,800
Speaker 1: need something. You don't say, yeah they have You need

571
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:08,719
Speaker 1: to put it if you're gonna eat crickets. This is

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Speaker 1: breaking news, live, local late breaking news, right here on

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Speaker 1: the I n N, the Idiot News Network, where idiots

574
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:18,160
Speaker 1: aren't just in the news. They if you're gonna eat

575
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:21,360
Speaker 1: a cricket, put some spice on it. Yeah, all right,

576
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:23,680
Speaker 1: this is the I n N, the idiot News Network,

577
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:26,640
Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news. For our next

578
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Speaker 1: story of the day, let's send on over to Alex Fresh.

579
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Speaker 1: He was on location in Chrissy Teagan's couch. Chrissy Teagan's couch.

580
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:35,680
Speaker 1: How did you get that? That's where it says she's

581
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:37,960
Speaker 1: at Because fight film bad first, also on her Twitter

582
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:40,320
Speaker 1: profile she said it best. I mean literally she said

583
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:43,920
Speaker 1: it best in her Twitter profile. Though she's a demotivational speaker, right, Yeah,

584
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:46,080
Speaker 1: Christy Teagan is pretty much a terrible person. So y'all know,

585
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:48,400
Speaker 1: I go in hard on the internet roll and cyber

586
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:50,960
Speaker 1: bully Chrissy Teagan. Yes, you do. And I've been saying

587
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:53,080
Speaker 1: this for a long time. Why would she not think

588
00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:55,600
Speaker 1: that she's not going to get canceled at some point

589
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:58,640
Speaker 1: or another. I mean, she literally tells girls that she

590
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:01,640
Speaker 1: can't wait for them to die. So so what you're saying, ye, Alex,

591
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:04,680
Speaker 1: is we should do a change dot org petition to

592
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:07,240
Speaker 1: cancel Chrissy Teaguan. Yeah, I mean, just like Trump he

593
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:09,000
Speaker 1: got off a social she should too. She does it.

594
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:12,320
Speaker 1: She's bowling. She's bowling, right, So she doesn't. She hasn't

595
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:15,440
Speaker 1: actually tweeted since my twelfth and she was she was

596
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:18,480
Speaker 1: apologizing for actions. But she doesn't care that she's saying

597
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:21,280
Speaker 1: something because she does on't to get canceled. Yeah. Not

598
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:22,960
Speaker 1: a lot of people are lucky enough to be held

599
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,600
Speaker 1: accountable for their actions for past bs in front of

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Speaker 1: the entire world. That's literally how she started it off.

601
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:32,520
Speaker 1: Really lucky. That's such a lucky enough What what are

602
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:35,760
Speaker 1: you talking about? So I'm lucky enough to be called

603
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:38,120
Speaker 1: out in front of everybody, I'm going to be sitting

604
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Speaker 1: on my couch myself, my massive couch. That's all I have,

605
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Speaker 1: sitting it back to you. Thank you very much, Alex.

606
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Speaker 1: Chrissy Teagan is still in a hole. This is the

607
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Speaker 1: i n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't

608
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:51,120
Speaker 1: just in the news day. For our next story of

609
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Speaker 1: the day, let's send them all over to English. Evan,

610
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:57,280
Speaker 1: he's in zombie land. Zombie land. Well, it's funny because

611
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Speaker 1: I thought that you were going to do the same

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00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:01,880
Speaker 1: story as me, Ju, but it's actually a cacada update

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Speaker 1: that you didn't do. Oh really, Yes? Is it cacada

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Speaker 1: or is that an English thing? Because I thought it

615
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Speaker 1: was cicada. I made that up so I could be wrong. Okay,

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00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:13,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with cicada. Okay, So cicadas in the US, though,

617
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:17,319
Speaker 1: are being infected by fungal and phetamines that will drive

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Speaker 1: them to engage in sex crazed mating orgies. Did you

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Speaker 1: hear about that? Where can I get some of that

620
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:26,600
Speaker 1: something like they did for the covid and China. You know,

621
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Speaker 1: I mean that would be ideal, but I don't think so.

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00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:33,400
Speaker 1: So a yellow white fungus that grows in the insects bodies.

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Speaker 1: It's boosting their sex sex drives so much that they're

624
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Speaker 1: just having a lot of sex and creating more cicadas. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that's why there's going to be a cicada problem pretty soon.

626
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:46,880
Speaker 1: Oh and it also makes their genitals fall off. What

627
00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:51,280
Speaker 1: okay anymore, I forgot to mention that that little tidbit.

628
00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:56,759
Speaker 1: I think after that's a horrible fungus. Yes, they die

629
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:59,000
Speaker 1: after No, No, they just have no genitals, That's what

630
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,879
Speaker 1: I'm saying. That's a horrible fun and that is like dying.

631
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:04,560
Speaker 1: I guess. Yeah. Is it worth living without that? It

632
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:08,239
Speaker 1: puts your sex drive into overdrive and then it makes

633
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:10,920
Speaker 1: your stuff fall off. Yes, so you can't do anything

634
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:13,120
Speaker 1: about it? Yeah, I think though it's a it's kind

635
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:15,400
Speaker 1: of a fifty fifty. Some of them lose their butts

636
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:18,440
Speaker 1: and some of them lose the front. Ya. Let me

637
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:22,040
Speaker 1: get some of that fungus. Never mind, all right, this

638
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:24,680
Speaker 1: is the i n N, the Idiot News Network where

639
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:28,520
Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news Tune in tomorrow same

640
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:31,840
Speaker 1: time for another hard hitting report from the I N

641
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:38,400
Speaker 1: N The News The Jebil Show on demand. It's another

642
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:44,880
Speaker 1: Jebil phone frame mornings. That's one. Hello, Hi, mess me

643
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:47,799
Speaker 1: to Shelly. Please is she hi? Shelly? My name is

644
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:49,839
Speaker 1: Pete Eakins. I know we haven't met yet, but I

645
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:53,080
Speaker 1: got your phone number from one of our neighbors, Blane,

646
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:54,960
Speaker 1: and I was just trying to introduce myself. I just

647
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:58,799
Speaker 1: moved into the neighborhood. Oh you're the new neighbor. Okay. Yeah,

648
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:02,840
Speaker 1: we watched you move it in. Oh like how well,

649
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:08,640
Speaker 1: I mean we saw the truck. Okay. For a second,

650
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:10,360
Speaker 1: I was kind of like, where did I move to?

651
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:12,840
Speaker 1: I mean, these people are like watching me move in

652
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:15,360
Speaker 1: through my windows and watching me shower, you know, and

653
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:17,319
Speaker 1: I shower naked like a lot of people do. So

654
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:20,640
Speaker 1: that's what I was thinking when you said that. Oh no, no,

655
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:23,200
Speaker 1: nothing like that. All right, good, Well you scared me

656
00:36:23,239 --> 00:36:25,480
Speaker 1: there for a second. Well, anyway, nice to meet your

657
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:28,319
Speaker 1: neighbor same here. Yeah, well I hope you don't mind

658
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,239
Speaker 1: me calling. I did get your number from Blaine, like

659
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:32,440
Speaker 1: I said, and he said it would be cool to

660
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:33,960
Speaker 1: just give you a ring and introduce myself. I'm just

661
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:36,400
Speaker 1: trying to introduce myself around the neighborhood. So again, the

662
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:39,080
Speaker 1: name is Pete Eakins. You have my phone number now

663
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:40,640
Speaker 1: if you ever need it should be on your call

664
00:36:40,719 --> 00:36:43,879
Speaker 1: or ID. And um, a little bit about me. Got

665
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:46,760
Speaker 1: a wife, got a kid, and like to have fun

666
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:48,840
Speaker 1: and to meet the neighbors and maybe barbecue once in

667
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:51,880
Speaker 1: a while if you're that sort of thing. Oh, okay,

668
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:54,319
Speaker 1: so you have a kid. How old? Actually he's right here.

669
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:55,560
Speaker 1: I'll love him. Say hi. You go ahead and say

670
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:59,359
Speaker 1: hi Jordan. Oh, hi, there he is. Hello. How old

671
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 1: are you? That's none of your business, double lady. Oh hey,

672
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:08,040
Speaker 1: jard Jardan didn't. Let's not start doing that now, okay,

673
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:11,839
Speaker 1: let's I'm so sorry about that. Yeah, that was a

674
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:14,799
Speaker 1: little weird. Yeah, he's just are you still talking to

675
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:18,200
Speaker 1: the devil lady? Jordan? Cut that out? Yes, I am

676
00:37:18,239 --> 00:37:20,080
Speaker 1: still talking to the devil lady. I didn't mean to

677
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:22,640
Speaker 1: call you that. I'm so sorry. Oh that was definitely

678
00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:26,640
Speaker 1: uncalled for and that was very awkward. So I'm sorry. Oh, okay, yeah,

679
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:28,319
Speaker 1: give me the phone, give me the phone. I want

680
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 1: to talk to you her. Okay, but you can't call

681
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:32,600
Speaker 1: her a devil lady again. Okay, you got that? Shut up,

682
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:35,920
Speaker 1: give me your phone. Okay, here you go, Sorry about that, Hi,

683
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:44,560
Speaker 1: noble lady. Oh um hello any cats? Cats? Um? No,

684
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:49,600
Speaker 1: I don't Danny dogs, ganny ferrets, any animals at all.

685
00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:51,799
Speaker 1: Can you just put your dad back on the phone. Please?

686
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:55,800
Speaker 1: You know what you remind me of? No, you remind

687
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:58,720
Speaker 1: me of another double lady we used to live next

688
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:02,719
Speaker 1: Not nice? Shut up, I said. Okay, sorry about that.

689
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:05,800
Speaker 1: Oh okay, um, you know what happened to that double

690
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:08,399
Speaker 1: lady's house. Now hold on, give me that phone right now.

691
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:15,359
Speaker 1: You can't be telling people you don't run. I'm the adult. Hello, pone, No,

692
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:18,200
Speaker 1: you go to your room. So I'm so sorry about

693
00:38:18,239 --> 00:38:22,959
Speaker 1: that verything. Okay, yeah, everything's great. He gets a little

694
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:28,600
Speaker 1: carried away when you stop that. Whoa, Um, I'm sorry.

695
00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:32,040
Speaker 1: Um what did he say in the background? House down?

696
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:38,320
Speaker 1: He was saying, you know, I'm gonna build a house down.

697
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:40,960
Speaker 1: That doesn't make sense, does Now I'm going to burn

698
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:45,440
Speaker 1: a house down. He said, he's going to burn your house. Um.

699
00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:49,280
Speaker 1: We have had to move six times because of that, mister,

700
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:51,120
Speaker 1: and that is not going to happen again. That's not

701
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:53,920
Speaker 1: going to happen again, I assure you. Okay, oh okay,

702
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:57,239
Speaker 1: all right, that's that's enough for me, and that's enough

703
00:38:57,239 --> 00:38:59,120
Speaker 1: for me too. You get in your room, mister. I

704
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:04,359
Speaker 1: am sore kids these tastes, so listen. If you you

705
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:07,160
Speaker 1: or your child come near my house, I'm gonna call

706
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:09,840
Speaker 1: the police. I'm getting worried now because this is not okay.

707
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:13,960
Speaker 1: I mean, these are threats. I'm sorry. We haven't made

708
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,359
Speaker 1: any threats or anything. I was just a kid making jokes.

709
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:19,000
Speaker 1: I'm not laughing. It's not funny. You don't know me.

710
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:21,879
Speaker 1: It's not funny, and I I'm telling the police it's

711
00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:25,919
Speaker 1: shouldn't we tell her that it's phone call? I don't

712
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:27,400
Speaker 1: think we should tell her any of that now. I'm

713
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:30,440
Speaker 1: gonna tell her right now. He is out of control.

714
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:34,400
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry about that. I gotta go and phone call. Okay,

715
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:36,000
Speaker 1: you don't have to just yell at her like that

716
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:39,560
Speaker 1: that it's a prank phone call. What Yeah, this is

717
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:43,040
Speaker 1: actually Jewil and Jack's from the Jewel Show doing a

718
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:46,880
Speaker 1: phone prank on you. And oh my gosh, your neighbor

719
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:50,080
Speaker 1: Blaine set no, your neighbor Blaine set you up. Oh

720
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 1: I think it's crazy. Oh my god, he said that

721
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:57,040
Speaker 1: somebody just recently moved into your neighborhood and he wanted

722
00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 1: us to scare you. Oh my god, what a nightmare.

723
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:04,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill him. Sorry for messing with you, devil lady.

724
00:40:04,239 --> 00:40:07,680
Speaker 1: I'm not actually going to burn your house down. Wake

725
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:10,960
Speaker 1: up every morning with Jebil phone pranks we say mornings

726
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:16,200
Speaker 1: on the twenties The Jebel Show on Demand. First Date

727
00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:18,920
Speaker 1: follow Up. Danielle is on the phone today for a

728
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,040
Speaker 1: first date follow up and she's not getting a call

729
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:24,040
Speaker 1: back from a dude named Camden. It's got a cool name.

730
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:25,920
Speaker 1: That is very nice name. It's a place in England. Camden.

731
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:28,480
Speaker 1: Camden's a place in England. Yeah, it's a great place

732
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:34,040
Speaker 1: for like, No, it's Camden, Camden, Camden. Well, Danielle, did

733
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 1: you go out with a town in England? I'm not

734
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:41,400
Speaker 1: that I knew of. If you did, you would have

735
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:43,760
Speaker 1: had a better experience probably. Yeah. So you're not getting

736
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:46,840
Speaker 1: called back from Camden. You don't know why. Before we

737
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:49,680
Speaker 1: get into the details of your date, how long has

738
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:53,200
Speaker 1: it been since you've heard from Camden? A couple of weeks,

739
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:56,440
Speaker 1: A couple of weeks, all right, and how many times

740
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:58,960
Speaker 1: have you reached out to him since your date? Twice?

741
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:03,680
Speaker 1: Oh and you did nothing. You've got no text back, nothing, nothing,

742
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:06,520
Speaker 1: not even the bubbles, you know, the text bubbles. Like

743
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:11,160
Speaker 1: he was starting to right back like, hey, not even those. Wow,

744
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:14,839
Speaker 1: all right, Well tell us what you did for your date. Um,

745
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:17,360
Speaker 1: we just met a go to a restaurant. We had dinner.

746
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:19,400
Speaker 1: I mean we drove there and you know, it was

747
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:22,880
Speaker 1: the first time we were meeting, and um, it was great.

748
00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:25,920
Speaker 1: I mean he was everything I thought he was going

749
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,200
Speaker 1: to be. He said the same about me. I mean

750
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:31,400
Speaker 1: he was really cute and funny and we had so

751
00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:35,560
Speaker 1: much in common and conversation was great. Definitely felt like

752
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:38,640
Speaker 1: the vibe was exactly what it should have been. I mean,

753
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:41,719
Speaker 1: we really hit it off and it was great. I

754
00:41:41,719 --> 00:41:44,160
Speaker 1: guess it was the end of the night. I did

755
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,960
Speaker 1: feel like maybe he was like pulling back a little bit,

756
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:49,960
Speaker 1: or he was a little different, or do you mean

757
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,080
Speaker 1: pulling back physically? Did you try to sit on his lap?

758
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:53,400
Speaker 1: And that was a bit much because she was like

759
00:41:55,239 --> 00:41:58,759
Speaker 1: I thought about it, but I did it. It was

760
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:00,560
Speaker 1: going that well, it was going out well okay, and

761
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:02,720
Speaker 1: all of a sudden I don't know. It just felt,

762
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:06,360
Speaker 1: you know, like he was really expressing his interests prior

763
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:08,879
Speaker 1: to meeting and also at the restaurant, so it felt

764
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:11,160
Speaker 1: like everything was going cool, and then kind of towards

765
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:12,439
Speaker 1: the end of the night he was just a little

766
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:15,880
Speaker 1: quieter maybe, And I don't know what happened. Well, you

767
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:18,080
Speaker 1: said you guys had a lot in comments, so maybe

768
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:20,720
Speaker 1: he thought that you were kind of faking it, because

769
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:22,400
Speaker 1: a lot of people do that. I will just agree

770
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:24,520
Speaker 1: with the other person just to keep the conversation going.

771
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:29,920
Speaker 1: It's possible. I think I probably talk more than I

772
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:33,960
Speaker 1: do agree, so I pulled myself out if so. But

773
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:36,319
Speaker 1: I mean, I think I'm sure there's a lot going

774
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:38,200
Speaker 1: through your mind. If you thought that things were going

775
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:40,879
Speaker 1: well and the date took a turn, it was there

776
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:43,200
Speaker 1: any moment that you can say that anything happened at

777
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:46,239
Speaker 1: that moment when you notice his mood change. I've been

778
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:48,960
Speaker 1: ruminating about it, like really thinking and trying to figure

779
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:52,200
Speaker 1: out was there something that happened or something that was said,

780
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:56,040
Speaker 1: And I can't figure anything out. I did, like I said,

781
00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:58,960
Speaker 1: notice that kind of vibe shift, But I'm not okay.

782
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:00,879
Speaker 1: Well when it shifted, though, were you guys talking about

783
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:03,920
Speaker 1: or just finished talking about, you know, I think kind

784
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:05,399
Speaker 1: of by the end of the night, we've gotten through

785
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:07,799
Speaker 1: some of the more serious things, you know, topics, and

786
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:09,319
Speaker 1: we were just I mean, I think it was a

787
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:12,399
Speaker 1: pretty light conversation, and I think it was I felt

788
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:14,359
Speaker 1: like we were maybe just wrapping it up and had

789
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:17,279
Speaker 1: been talking about, you know, potentially hanging out again, which

790
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:18,799
Speaker 1: I thought we were on the same page with. I

791
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 1: don't really recall a particular part of the conversation that

792
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:24,200
Speaker 1: felt off. It just okay. So when the date ended,

793
00:43:24,239 --> 00:43:27,239
Speaker 1: then I'm assuming you guys like maybe met there since

794
00:43:27,239 --> 00:43:29,000
Speaker 1: it was your first day. I don't know, usually it

795
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:31,360
Speaker 1: is yeah, we did, okay, Yeah, And so when you

796
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:35,640
Speaker 1: guys parted ways, was it like kind of still awkward?

797
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:39,319
Speaker 1: Did you guys hug it all? Yeah? Yeah, we hug.

798
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:41,960
Speaker 1: But I think I you know, if you would have

799
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,600
Speaker 1: asked me, I would have said at the beginning of

800
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:45,360
Speaker 1: that date, I thought for sure we would have kissed

801
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:47,800
Speaker 1: at the end of the night. But because it was

802
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:50,000
Speaker 1: a hug, I was kind of like, maybe he's just

803
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:53,000
Speaker 1: maybe he's nodded to me, maybe even though he expressed

804
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:56,200
Speaker 1: the interest and it seemed right like maybe throughout the

805
00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:58,879
Speaker 1: date he just changed his mind. I don't at least

806
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:02,840
Speaker 1: he didn't go for a handshake. Oh yeah, that's true. Yeah,

807
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:06,200
Speaker 1: we're like a fish. We get a lot where there's

808
00:44:06,239 --> 00:44:09,279
Speaker 1: a fist bump or or even worse, you're going in

809
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:11,800
Speaker 1: for a fist bump and he goes with a handshake,

810
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:14,040
Speaker 1: and now he's shaking your fist and he goes in

811
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:16,520
Speaker 1: for a French yeah, and then you punch him in

812
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:18,960
Speaker 1: the mouth. That would be awkward, all right, So you

813
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,000
Speaker 1: can't figure out why he's not calling you back at all,

814
00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:22,719
Speaker 1: and it's been a few weeks. We'll see if we

815
00:44:22,719 --> 00:44:24,480
Speaker 1: can figure it out for you. And you promise there's

816
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:26,400
Speaker 1: nothing awkward that happened. A lot of times you will

817
00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:29,960
Speaker 1: forget I mean nothing, you know sometimes yeah, sometimes there

818
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:33,600
Speaker 1: are things, and I would definitely I would remember if

819
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:36,719
Speaker 1: there was, and I would have no problem yet, but

820
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:39,600
Speaker 1: I can't think of anything. We're gonna take your word

821
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:42,040
Speaker 1: for that, and we'll play a song, come back, and

822
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:44,040
Speaker 1: then call him and get your first date follow up next?

823
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:46,960
Speaker 1: All right, okay, cool, okay, hang on one second, it's

824
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:49,480
Speaker 1: a jewel show. Just joining us for today's first date

825
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:53,400
Speaker 1: follow up. Hello, nice to meet you Jewel Show. I

826
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:56,640
Speaker 1: hope you're doing well. Hope you're doing better than Danielle. Sorry, Dan,

827
00:44:56,719 --> 00:44:58,480
Speaker 1: Yelle to rub it in, But Danielle isn't getting a

828
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:01,360
Speaker 1: call back from this dude named Camden. They met on tender.

829
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:03,319
Speaker 1: They went out on a great date, at least from

830
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:07,640
Speaker 1: her perspective. Her perspective, her perspective, she thought everything was

831
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:10,960
Speaker 1: awesome and at a moment in the date though, the

832
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:13,480
Speaker 1: guy's vibe kind of changed and she doesn't know why

833
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:15,440
Speaker 1: it ended with a hug. It's been a few weeks

834
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:18,200
Speaker 1: since they've had the date. He hasn't talked to her

835
00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:20,279
Speaker 1: at all. She tried to reach out twice and she

836
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:22,040
Speaker 1: has no idea why he's not calling her back. So

837
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:23,480
Speaker 1: we're about to get him on the phone and see

838
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:26,680
Speaker 1: if we can find out what the reason is. All right, Danielle,

839
00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:30,160
Speaker 1: are you ready? Yeah? I am all right. Here we go.

840
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:31,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna Dill his phone number. I'm gonna get you

841
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:46,160
Speaker 1: the second date right now. Hello, Hi may speak to Camden.

842
00:45:46,239 --> 00:45:51,359
Speaker 1: Please speaking Camden? How are you? This is the Jewels Show.

843
00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:53,359
Speaker 1: My name is Jewel, my name's Alex Fresh, my name

844
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:56,640
Speaker 1: is English Evan, and your name is Camden. I'm sorry

845
00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:59,920
Speaker 1: to where you guys. The Jewel Show, it's a radio show.

846
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:02,600
Speaker 1: We do a segment on the show called the first

847
00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:05,080
Speaker 1: Date follow Up, and what that is if you go

848
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:06,640
Speaker 1: out on a date with someone and then end up

849
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:08,920
Speaker 1: not calling them back after, they can email us to

850
00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:11,360
Speaker 1: get you on the phone and find out what happened.

851
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:14,040
Speaker 1: And that's why we're calling you. We got an email

852
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:22,120
Speaker 1: about you. Okay, I'm guessing it's probably Danielle, so we

853
00:46:22,239 --> 00:46:26,120
Speaker 1: are really curious though, while you're not calling her back. Well,

854
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:30,640
Speaker 1: so we went out and we met up at dinner.

855
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:34,839
Speaker 1: Things were actually doing great. So she said that you

856
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:37,640
Speaker 1: went out and you were having a great time. She said,

857
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:41,920
Speaker 1: conversation was amazing, felt very flirty, back and forth. You

858
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:45,400
Speaker 1: seem like you were into her. Everything was going swimmingly.

859
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:47,799
Speaker 1: She didn't use the word swimmingly because she's not an

860
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:50,560
Speaker 1: eighty year old man, but she said, everything's going great,

861
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:52,920
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden, your mood changed. And

862
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:54,480
Speaker 1: then at the end of the day, you guys just

863
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:57,279
Speaker 1: hugged and that was the last she saw or heard

864
00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:59,160
Speaker 1: of you, and she doesn't know why. So is that

865
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:05,680
Speaker 1: pretty accurate? Oh, end, We'll tell us the end. The

866
00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:10,759
Speaker 1: end is uh. So I would say towards the end

867
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:12,719
Speaker 1: of the date, right, um, like let's say the last

868
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:15,399
Speaker 1: quarter of the date. She's like, oh, she's not gonna

869
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:18,560
Speaker 1: give to the bathroom. Sure, why not? Uh, she gets up,

870
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:23,400
Speaker 1: she leaves and talk about ghosts. Uh. She's gone for

871
00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:27,440
Speaker 1: like twenty minutes, twenty minutes, and I'm just sitting there.

872
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:31,000
Speaker 1: And then not only that, like so long that I

873
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:34,799
Speaker 1: texted her and I was like, hey, everything okay. She's

874
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:38,520
Speaker 1: like yep, and I'm like yep. So she came back

875
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:42,480
Speaker 1: though she she did come back eventually. Uh. And what

876
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:47,359
Speaker 1: did she say? She said like nothing. She just kind

877
00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:50,000
Speaker 1: of like was like, dude, do do Like nothing happened.

878
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:52,080
Speaker 1: She was gone for a long time, and you don't

879
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:54,759
Speaker 1: like that. And she never addressed it. No, she never

880
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:56,200
Speaker 1: addressed it. And it was just like I was up

881
00:47:56,200 --> 00:48:00,400
Speaker 1: there like a schmock. I don't think twenty minutes. So

882
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 1: I mean did she say sorry, like, hey sorry, that

883
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:04,960
Speaker 1: was a long time when she came back. Oh, she

884
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:06,480
Speaker 1: was gone for twenty minutes. You don't know what she

885
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:08,880
Speaker 1: was doing. Okay, there there might be a good reason.

886
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:11,040
Speaker 1: We've talked about a few of them, but then to

887
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:13,680
Speaker 1: not bring it up to you means either she didn't

888
00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:15,680
Speaker 1: want to tell you what she was doing, which again,

889
00:48:15,719 --> 00:48:18,400
Speaker 1: there could be a good reason for that, or she

890
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:20,920
Speaker 1: just is disrespectful of people's time that she didn't even

891
00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:22,759
Speaker 1: realize she was gone for twenty minutes because it didn't matter,

892
00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:25,160
Speaker 1: because I mean, at the very least, you've got to, like,

893
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:28,719
Speaker 1: I mean, communicate, you know, communicate like at least, hey,

894
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 1: sorry I was calling you know what I mean, Like

895
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:34,319
Speaker 1: you could do something embarrassing, like I get it, that's

896
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:37,360
Speaker 1: you know, I don't want to talk shockingly enough about

897
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:40,960
Speaker 1: a dates poop schedule. Yeah, no, it makes sense. I

898
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:42,640
Speaker 1: mean at least you could have done and said sorry

899
00:48:42,719 --> 00:48:45,279
Speaker 1: and then okay, like sorry my mind, I'm not feeling well,

900
00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:46,640
Speaker 1: or I'm sorry, I how to take a call? It

901
00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:48,480
Speaker 1: was really important. I'm really sorry. Why don't we just

902
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:50,880
Speaker 1: ask her because she's actually on the other line listening

903
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:56,040
Speaker 1: and wants to talk to you. Wait, I'm sorry what

904
00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:59,840
Speaker 1: Danielle is on the other line listening, and she's on

905
00:48:59,880 --> 00:49:04,120
Speaker 1: the phone listening and she wants to talk to you, Danielle,

906
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:06,279
Speaker 1: Are you daniel still there? Yeah? Look like her phone

907
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:12,440
Speaker 1: line still lit up Danielle Hey Camden Lay Danielle. All right,

908
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:17,280
Speaker 1: now the important question, what were you doing for twenty minutes? Danielle. So,

909
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:21,040
Speaker 1: first of all, I wasn't twenty minutes. But I did

910
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:24,840
Speaker 1: run into some friends that I haven't seen in years,

911
00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:29,080
Speaker 1: like on the way to the bathroom. So it definitely

912
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:33,000
Speaker 1: wasn't twenty minutes. But um, I can you know, take

913
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:35,480
Speaker 1: accountability for the fact that I probably should have just

914
00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:38,239
Speaker 1: said I ran into some friends, which I did. Um,

915
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:41,120
Speaker 1: it was like ten minutes, by the way, but um, well,

916
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:44,160
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold on, it was way more

917
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:47,160
Speaker 1: than ten minutes, Okay, And like I said, I'm being

918
00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:50,520
Speaker 1: I told them I'm being generous on the twenty minutes,

919
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:53,879
Speaker 1: like I had like a heart to heart with our server.

920
00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:58,480
Speaker 1: I knew about them. Now when I do you? Okay, like, yeah,

921
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:01,400
Speaker 1: the kids starting soccer acts again and they're really excited.

922
00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:07,360
Speaker 1: So yeah, it was it was. It was absurd, Danielle.

923
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:10,839
Speaker 1: I would say, maybe I talked to my friends for

924
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:13,799
Speaker 1: five minutes, and then I would bathroom. Okay, we're on

925
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:17,680
Speaker 1: a whole different time schedule. Yeah, five and very different

926
00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:22,920
Speaker 1: or even generously not twenty Yeah, definitely not twenty Danielle

927
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:25,320
Speaker 1: you had to send your food back to get reheated

928
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:28,799
Speaker 1: because it got cold. What what? Okay, that was more

929
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:32,120
Speaker 1: than five minutes than Danielle. Danielle, what were you really doing?

930
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:37,440
Speaker 1: I really did one into some friends and it does

931
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:40,040
Speaker 1: get cold pretty easily. It wasn't like freezing cold. It

932
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:42,600
Speaker 1: just needed to be, you know, reheated a little bit.

933
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:47,560
Speaker 1: And because you were gone forever? Was it when you

934
00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:52,720
Speaker 1: say old friends, was it an old boyfriend? No? No,

935
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:55,560
Speaker 1: just friends. I haven't seen a really really long time.

936
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:58,640
Speaker 1: And even when I got your text, I mean I

937
00:50:58,719 --> 00:51:00,800
Speaker 1: responded yet because I was just I was in a hurry.

938
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:02,880
Speaker 1: I was trying to get the conversation over with, Get

939
00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:04,400
Speaker 1: to the bathroom, get back to the table. I mean

940
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:07,600
Speaker 1: I was conscientious. Thought I was on a date enough

941
00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:10,160
Speaker 1: time and if somebody loved me sitting at a table

942
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:12,560
Speaker 1: for a few minutes, like, I'm independent enough that I

943
00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:15,759
Speaker 1: can manage for ten minutes by myself. I mean, it's

944
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:19,759
Speaker 1: no reflection of anything. It was not ten minutes. I

945
00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:26,440
Speaker 1: scrolled through I read like two articles. I would have

946
00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:28,960
Speaker 1: thought that I was getting like stood up at that point. Yeah,

947
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:33,400
Speaker 1: but she had left, I would have thought she was gone. Yeah, yeah, No,

948
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:35,919
Speaker 1: I mean, that's that's kind of what I started thinking.

949
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:38,960
Speaker 1: And then I started thinking like, hm, well, okay, how

950
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:40,880
Speaker 1: do I explain this to anybody that I told? I

951
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:42,440
Speaker 1: told like a few friends like yeah, I'm going out

952
00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:44,359
Speaker 1: with the cool chick and what have you. And then

953
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:45,800
Speaker 1: she stood me up and I'm like, I mean, I

954
00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:47,799
Speaker 1: guess I was told him whatever, but like it's still

955
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:49,759
Speaker 1: embarrassing in it. I do have a question for you.

956
00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:53,840
Speaker 1: Would you like to go on another date with Danielle?

957
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:59,439
Speaker 1: We will pay for it? New horrible. Hell, you didn't

958
00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:02,000
Speaker 1: even deliver right on that at all. She's on the line,

959
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:05,000
Speaker 1: she can hear you. Well you know this. This is

960
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,279
Speaker 1: what happens when you call into radio stations and get

961
00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:11,800
Speaker 1: me on one. Yeah, I mean cool, doesn't really seem

962
00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:14,120
Speaker 1: like it's a match. I don't want to feel rushed

963
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:18,320
Speaker 1: that I can't take my time doing something when somebody's

964
00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:21,440
Speaker 1: sitting at a table. So so I guess, sorry, daniel

965
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:23,279
Speaker 1: you didn't get another date, even though it sounds like

966
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:25,279
Speaker 1: you're cool with that now, Camden, thank you very much

967
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:27,120
Speaker 1: for your time, Camden, good news. Though it sounds like

968
00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:28,560
Speaker 1: you could go on a date with that server if

969
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:31,560
Speaker 1: you want to. Yeah, well, maybe maybe I'll hit her

970
00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:37,520
Speaker 1: out now for sure. The Jebels Show on demand jubils

971
00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:41,120
Speaker 1: dirty little Secret. It's time for your dirty little secret.

972
00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:43,239
Speaker 1: Remember text in four one six one. If you have

973
00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:45,320
Speaker 1: a secret to tell us, you can tell us anything.

974
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:47,719
Speaker 1: Nobody will know who you are. You're free to say

975
00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:49,520
Speaker 1: whatever you want because we don't even ask what your

976
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:51,640
Speaker 1: name is. That's why everybody gets a fake nickname when

977
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:55,279
Speaker 1: they call in and on the phone. Right now, Taco Bell,

978
00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:59,560
Speaker 1: Hot Sauce. Oh yeah, dangerous, I know, yeah, talk about

979
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:01,200
Speaker 1: hot sauce. Called up a couple of times. Apparently I

980
00:53:01,239 --> 00:53:04,520
Speaker 1: want Taco Bell. Um anyway, Taco bellt hot Sauce. How

981
00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:08,320
Speaker 1: are you? I'm doing pretty well. How are you not

982
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:12,120
Speaker 1: too bad? Hungry obviously for Taco Bell? But you have

983
00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:15,680
Speaker 1: a dirty little secret to tell us? Oh my gosh, boy?

984
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:21,680
Speaker 1: Do I well? Then? Do you? You got me thinking

985
00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:27,080
Speaker 1: about Taco Bell? Now? Is that what your is about? Oh? No, no,

986
00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:30,800
Speaker 1: I wish that would be easy. Okay. So my husband

987
00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:34,040
Speaker 1: has this like mug that he's like obsessed with. You know,

988
00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:36,640
Speaker 1: so we've been married about I think, but what is

989
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:41,360
Speaker 1: this eight years this year? And he's like totally obsessed

990
00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:46,399
Speaker 1: with this mug, and I happen to coffee like, yeah,

991
00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:49,040
Speaker 1: coffee mug, coffee monk, you know, and I'm like, I'm

992
00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:52,080
Speaker 1: the designated coffee maker. So he has he had this

993
00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:54,720
Speaker 1: mug for like a long time, and it's his favorite

994
00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:57,239
Speaker 1: mug and he always has to drink out of it

995
00:53:57,320 --> 00:54:01,040
Speaker 1: every day. Yeah, he's like obsessed with it. I mean,

996
00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:02,440
Speaker 1: like if we go on a trip, he wants to

997
00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:04,920
Speaker 1: take it with us. I mean he doesn't, you know,

998
00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:06,799
Speaker 1: he doesn't let it out of his sight. I mean

999
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:09,120
Speaker 1: it's just this goofy mug with a camel on it.

1000
00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:10,680
Speaker 1: I mean I don't even know what the camel's for,

1001
00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:13,880
Speaker 1: you know, Like I've never been to like the desert,

1002
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:18,000
Speaker 1: so I don't know what that's all about. A hump

1003
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:23,160
Speaker 1: day Yeah maybe maybe, but um anyway, I'm just like paranoid,

1004
00:54:23,239 --> 00:54:26,080
Speaker 1: you know, about like breaking it, because I tend to

1005
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:30,840
Speaker 1: break a lot of things, you know, like on accident

1006
00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:34,640
Speaker 1: or out of anger. No one accident. I can't even

1007
00:54:34,719 --> 00:54:37,080
Speaker 1: do it if I'm angry because there was nobody would

1008
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:40,560
Speaker 1: notice since I'm breaking stuff all the time. So you're

1009
00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:45,440
Speaker 1: paranoid about breaking his favorite mug? Yeah, Yeah, so I decided,

1010
00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:49,160
Speaker 1: you know, just to safeguard myself. So I was looking

1011
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:52,000
Speaker 1: on eBay and I found the same mug. I mean,

1012
00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:54,319
Speaker 1: like this ugly mug with the camel. I couldn't believe

1013
00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:57,640
Speaker 1: somebody else had it, and so um I bought it

1014
00:54:58,239 --> 00:55:02,440
Speaker 1: and I stashed it in my office and I keep

1015
00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:05,440
Speaker 1: it there just in case I ever like break the mug,

1016
00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:07,560
Speaker 1: because I know eventually I'm going to do it, and

1017
00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:15,000
Speaker 1: I have a backup. Okay, awesome, you should just break

1018
00:55:15,080 --> 00:55:19,160
Speaker 1: one of them for fun. Oh no, because then I

1019
00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:21,120
Speaker 1: need a backup for the backup. I mean, you know,

1020
00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:23,879
Speaker 1: she really doesn't want her husband to get upset about

1021
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:26,759
Speaker 1: his mug. Yeah, so that's a good wife. No idea

1022
00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:29,279
Speaker 1: how he gets about this mug. You can if it's

1023
00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:31,080
Speaker 1: not clean. I mean like it's like, I don't know,

1024
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:32,879
Speaker 1: I don't think she don't want to put somebody off.

1025
00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:35,480
Speaker 1: He is? He an angry man? Do we need to

1026
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:38,920
Speaker 1: cool someone like twice if you're okay, no, no, but

1027
00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:45,160
Speaker 1: he could. He does a lot of whining. That's almost worse. Well,

1028
00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:47,960
Speaker 1: it's crazy dirt a little secret. Yeah, they're about having

1029
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,200
Speaker 1: a backup mug in case you break that. Hopefully you

1030
00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:54,160
Speaker 1: hit it in a good place. Where he'll never find it. Oh, yeah,

1031
00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:56,719
Speaker 1: for sure, I know I'll never find it. I have

1032
00:55:56,840 --> 00:55:58,880
Speaker 1: this like secret place where I put like, you know,

1033
00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:02,759
Speaker 1: cigarettes and all my adult toys and what stuff? And

1034
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:06,040
Speaker 1: what did you just say? I said, I hid it

1035
00:56:06,080 --> 00:56:08,320
Speaker 1: in a secret place that I'll never find because I

1036
00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:10,520
Speaker 1: put it there with my cigarettes and my adult toys

1037
00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:14,640
Speaker 1: and my wits and stuff. And who'll never think? Did

1038
00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:16,359
Speaker 1: you say? You don't? You know? Okay, so he doesn't

1039
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:18,959
Speaker 1: know that you smoke or that you have these toys,

1040
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Speaker 1: Like why aren't you using them with him? Oh no, no,

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Speaker 1: these are just for me and my imagination. What Okay? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think we found the real secret. Where do you

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Speaker 1: hide them? It's in a call space in a in

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Speaker 1: a black cell with box. Yeah it's pretty cool because

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Speaker 1: when I touch it, it's pretty cool. O god, all right,

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Speaker 1: it's like that's pretty crazy that you got two mugs. Huh?

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Speaker 1: And I found this identical mug too. Isn't that something

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Speaker 1: that is something that that's the juice of this? Yes?

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Speaker 1: It is. Well, thank you for your dirty little secret. Okay, thanks.

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Speaker 1: I don't think she understood that the other stuff in

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Speaker 1: that was way more shocking than the month. Maybe she

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Speaker 1: should have started with that. Yeah, what's your dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: the radio, and and it's that time again, So go

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Speaker 1: ahead to Chris dinner. Just because it's hard. It's just

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Speaker 1: hard to think about hand. It is, but it's been

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Speaker 1: the most amazing chapter of my life. But wow, it's

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