1 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:17,120 Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse 2 00:00:17,320 --> 00:00:20,880 Speaker 1: Kelly Show, the final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show 3 00:00:21,079 --> 00:00:25,000 Speaker 1: on a Monday, and there's no possible chance I'm going 4 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:27,560 Speaker 1: to get to everything I want to get to this hour. 5 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:30,320 Speaker 1: Don't shake your head, Chris, It's not my fault. The 6 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:33,720 Speaker 1: news is coming at me fast, and as a journalist, 7 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:36,800 Speaker 1: I have to explain exactly what's going on. I'm kidding, 8 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:38,840 Speaker 1: of course, I'm not a journalist, but there's a lot. 9 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:42,680 Speaker 1: So I'm gonna deal with the Auto Penn thing. We'll 10 00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:45,680 Speaker 1: touch on the Democrats being in disarray. I haven't even 11 00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:49,640 Speaker 1: gotten to the Putin Ukraine stuff, the JFK file thing. 12 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:52,040 Speaker 1: I would touch that yet either that game a couple 13 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:54,960 Speaker 1: hours to now. I have emails, i have one more 14 00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:57,640 Speaker 1: story I have to get off my chest. I'm just 15 00:00:57,680 --> 00:00:59,960 Speaker 1: never gonna get to all of it. So as promised, 16 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:06,040 Speaker 1: let's talk about what Trump said today because I have 17 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:10,720 Speaker 1: to be Daddy Jesse again, and I'm sorry, this is 18 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:13,280 Speaker 1: my least favorite Jesse. All right, I want to be 19 00:01:13,319 --> 00:01:19,520 Speaker 1: happy Jesse, foody, Jesse, white, trash, Jesse, history Jesse. Daddy 20 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:22,800 Speaker 1: Jesse is my least favorite Jesse and it's your least 21 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:29,720 Speaker 1: favorite Jesse. But the problem is America doesn't have enough fathers, 22 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:32,880 Speaker 1: and a lot of the ones we do have are 23 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:36,920 Speaker 1: pretty worthless, and so as a result of that, the 24 00:01:36,959 --> 00:01:42,080 Speaker 1: country is overly emotional. They're prone to get whipped up 25 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:48,080 Speaker 1: into a frenzy because we are dadless, fatherless, and what 26 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:53,400 Speaker 1: you need is a father like I had that will 27 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:57,360 Speaker 1: come in and ruin all of your fun in order 28 00:01:57,400 --> 00:02:00,880 Speaker 1: to get you back where you need to be and focused. 29 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:03,440 Speaker 1: You can be caught up in all Remember that story 30 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:05,680 Speaker 1: I told you about my dad when I'd saved up 31 00:02:05,720 --> 00:02:08,040 Speaker 1: all that money and I finally I was going to 32 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:12,040 Speaker 1: buy this nineteen fifty six Cadillac, and I was so excited, 33 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:15,120 Speaker 1: and my dad stepped in and said, no, you're not 34 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:17,799 Speaker 1: the costume us to fix it. You can't even put 35 00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:22,000 Speaker 1: gas in it. No, that's stupid. You're stupid. That's what 36 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:24,000 Speaker 1: I have to do from time to time. This is 37 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:28,800 Speaker 1: my job. Now we all woke up today. If we 38 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:32,120 Speaker 1: saw what Donald Trump said, I guess I'll just go 39 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:34,440 Speaker 1: ahead and read just a couple a little bit. I'm 40 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:36,240 Speaker 1: not gonna do the whole things. You already know it. 41 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:42,440 Speaker 1: The headline is Trump declares Biden auto pen pardons void. 42 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:48,000 Speaker 1: The pardons that sleepy Joe Biden gave the Unselect Committee 43 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:51,760 Speaker 1: of political thugs and many others are hereby declared void 44 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:56,760 Speaker 1: and vacant, vacant and no further effect. So it's Fauci 45 00:02:56,880 --> 00:03:00,000 Speaker 1: and the January sixth Committee and all that they don't have. 46 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:03,720 Speaker 1: I have pardons because Joe Biden used auto pen and 47 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:07,799 Speaker 1: all day long. I'm sure you've heard people, maybe you've 48 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:10,680 Speaker 1: seen it on TV, maybe you read it on social media. 49 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:14,880 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, ees fout, she's going to prison. Woo oh, yeah, 50 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:19,680 Speaker 1: there's no more pardons. Liz Jamie's gone down. So now 51 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:25,919 Speaker 1: now you get Daddy Jesse found she's not going to prison, 52 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:31,400 Speaker 1: much as he deserves it. Liz Cheney, Adam Kin singer 53 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:37,800 Speaker 1: Adam Shift, they're not going to prison, and did take 54 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:43,480 Speaker 1: it a step further. The pardons themselves that look, they 55 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:49,200 Speaker 1: really weren't issued by Joe Biden. Donald Trump cannot void them. 56 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:54,040 Speaker 1: It's not gonna happen. If he even attempts to actually 57 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:59,240 Speaker 1: legally do that, undoubtedly the courts would step in and 58 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:03,520 Speaker 1: stop it. Because Joe Biden, well, the communists surround him, 59 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:06,960 Speaker 1: handing out all those pardons. Yes it was an evil act, 60 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:10,400 Speaker 1: Yes we should change what presidents are allowed to do 61 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:13,800 Speaker 1: with pardons. But all that stuff, evil and horrible as 62 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:17,040 Speaker 1: it was, was perfectly legal. And this is where you're 63 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:20,040 Speaker 1: gonna write me an email and just pause before he 64 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:23,599 Speaker 1: hit send. Let me clarify. I know that Joe Biden 65 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:27,159 Speaker 1: was not a functional adult. I am well aware of that. 66 00:04:27,839 --> 00:04:32,720 Speaker 1: I'm well aware that these pardons probably actually aren't legitimate 67 00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:36,400 Speaker 1: because it probably wasn't Joe Biden that signed most I know. 68 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:43,040 Speaker 1: I know that, but that's not going to happen. He's 69 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:46,560 Speaker 1: not just going to eliminate the pardons. It's not going 70 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:51,719 Speaker 1: to happen. However, that doesn't mean what he did today 71 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:58,960 Speaker 1: was stupid or worthless or without any point whatsoever. If 72 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,720 Speaker 1: you think what he did to is going to end 73 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:04,200 Speaker 1: up with Fauci in prison, then you're sorely mistaken. But 74 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:11,720 Speaker 1: it does do other things. For one, it may very 75 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:16,880 Speaker 1: well force the courts into doing something that we would like. 76 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:20,320 Speaker 1: I don't know how they're going to work this out, 77 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:24,880 Speaker 1: but it may very well force the courts to look 78 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:30,720 Speaker 1: into just how much stuff was Joe Biden actually aware of, 79 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:36,440 Speaker 1: and if he was not a functional adult. How many 80 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:41,120 Speaker 1: executive orders are legitimate? Just because the pardons are going 81 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:45,200 Speaker 1: to hold up, that doesn't mean every executive order is 82 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:48,359 Speaker 1: going to hold up. Maybe if the courts choose to 83 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:51,720 Speaker 1: dig into this and this becomes a thing, maybe we 84 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:56,279 Speaker 1: will get some of Joe Biden's disastrous presidency eliminated. I 85 00:05:56,279 --> 00:05:59,880 Speaker 1: wouldn't bank on that, but at least there's a chance 86 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:04,200 Speaker 1: of it. But that, in the end, combined with the 87 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:07,360 Speaker 1: fact it probably makes the Liz Cheney's a little nervous, 88 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:11,200 Speaker 1: it makes Fauci a little nervous. That is really all 89 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:15,359 Speaker 1: you're going to get out of this. I'm sorry, but 90 00:06:15,480 --> 00:06:18,800 Speaker 1: I just had to step in and say, the president 91 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:23,000 Speaker 1: can't just revoke pardons by tweet or social media posts. 92 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:26,200 Speaker 1: He can't just assign on it Joe Biden or Joe 93 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:31,000 Speaker 1: Biden's maoist Handler's handed out those pardons, and those pardons, 94 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:36,359 Speaker 1: as painful as it is, are completely valid. So let's 95 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:39,520 Speaker 1: just stick with that. Now, let's move on to the 96 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:42,359 Speaker 1: other thing. I didn't want to address it. Early on 97 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:45,760 Speaker 1: in the show The JFK Files, Trump came out, Chris, 98 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:49,280 Speaker 1: you have that little SoundBite. Trump came out talking about 99 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:53,000 Speaker 1: the JFK Files, and he said this, we. 100 00:06:53,040 --> 00:07:01,360 Speaker 2: Are tomorrow announcing and giving all of the Kennedy files. 101 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:06,400 Speaker 2: So people have been waiting for decades for this, and 102 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:08,200 Speaker 2: I've instructed my people. 103 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:15,000 Speaker 3: That are responsible, lots of different people put together by 104 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:19,680 Speaker 3: Chelsea Gabbert, and that's going to be released tomorrow. 105 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:24,000 Speaker 1: Okay, We're just going to get all this stuff over 106 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:26,400 Speaker 1: with because you don't like Daddy Jesse, and neither do I. 107 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:33,200 Speaker 1: You're going to be disappointed. As we've discussed once before 108 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:39,120 Speaker 1: on the show, Powerful People. If you, if I'll take 109 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:44,280 Speaker 1: this back, if you like me, believe that powerful entities 110 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:48,240 Speaker 1: killed the President of the United States of America, President 111 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:51,000 Speaker 1: John F. Kennedy. I don't know what entity you believe 112 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:53,200 Speaker 1: did it. Maybe you believe it was the Soviet Union, 113 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:57,120 Speaker 1: or the CIA, or the MOB or the FBI, or 114 00:07:57,160 --> 00:08:01,600 Speaker 1: some combination of that or any other entity. Chris is reel. 115 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:04,119 Speaker 1: I don't even actually know. Is that a conspiracy theory? 116 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:07,520 Speaker 1: Probably I could tell. Maybe you used your space lazers, Chris. Anyway, 117 00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:11,920 Speaker 1: whatever powerful entity you believe killed the president of the 118 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:16,200 Speaker 1: United States of America, if you believe that, do you 119 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:22,120 Speaker 1: genuinely believe that Back in the nineteen sixties, they organized 120 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:25,040 Speaker 1: the assassination of the President of the United States of 121 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:33,800 Speaker 1: America and then left evidence of their complicity sitting around 122 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:41,040 Speaker 1: for seventy years. Do you think, Evan, Look, we'll call 123 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:43,160 Speaker 1: it CIA, right, because that's what I believe. I think 124 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:45,480 Speaker 1: it was a CIA mob operation. I don't don't know that. 125 00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:49,280 Speaker 1: That's what I believe. If you believe the Central Intelligence 126 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:52,920 Speaker 1: Agency killed the President of the United States of America 127 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:56,520 Speaker 1: because he was going to break up the Central Intelligence Agency, 128 00:08:57,120 --> 00:09:01,400 Speaker 1: you believe they're powerful enough to organize taking out the 129 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:05,839 Speaker 1: most powerful man on the planet, and then they were 130 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:09,160 Speaker 1: just going to leave the files sitting around. Oh and 131 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:12,720 Speaker 1: do keep in mind this is before the age of 132 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:17,120 Speaker 1: really where everything was digitized computerized. I realized it was 133 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:19,280 Speaker 1: the sixties, and I know computers were around, but not 134 00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:22,480 Speaker 1: anything like we had now. So these would have all 135 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:27,920 Speaker 1: been paper records, paper files. You think they were just 136 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:32,240 Speaker 1: going to leave that file in the drawer for seventy years. 137 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:38,160 Speaker 1: Comear what isn't redacted? And I know Trump said it's 138 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:40,000 Speaker 1: not going to be redacted. I get all that, but 139 00:09:40,120 --> 00:09:45,119 Speaker 1: what isn't redacted is not going to tell you anything 140 00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:50,280 Speaker 1: you don't already know. Or suspect. I am glad he's 141 00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:52,800 Speaker 1: doing it, and props to Donald Trump for doing it, 142 00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:58,320 Speaker 1: because we need Look, everything needs exposure, everything needs sunlight. 143 00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:02,720 Speaker 1: The federal government high things from us for so long 144 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,320 Speaker 1: has violated the trust of the American people to the 145 00:10:05,320 --> 00:10:07,440 Speaker 1: point they don't trust their government anymore. So I'm glad 146 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:08,880 Speaker 1: he's doing it. It's a good thing. I'm not trying 147 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:11,440 Speaker 1: to Debbie down what he's doing. What I'm trying to 148 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:13,959 Speaker 1: say is, don't think that tomorrow morning you're gonna wake 149 00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:16,839 Speaker 1: up and open up the newspaper and you're gonna read 150 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:21,240 Speaker 1: about the director of the CIA pulled the trigger himself. 151 00:10:21,559 --> 00:10:27,320 Speaker 1: It's not gonna happen what Chris Chris said. Am I 152 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:30,720 Speaker 1: willing to bet a mustache on it? Buddy? That's not 153 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:33,599 Speaker 1: worth the trouble that I had last time at home Afterwards, 154 00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:36,440 Speaker 1: ob did not appreciate the mustache the way I did, 155 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:39,200 Speaker 1: and which is amazing because I think I look a 156 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:42,120 Speaker 1: lot like Tom Selleck with a mustache, maybe without quite 157 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:45,920 Speaker 1: as much hair, but me tom Sellick pretty much the 158 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:48,800 Speaker 1: same guy. I wonder if Tom Selleck takes relief factor. 159 00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:51,560 Speaker 1: I bet he does, because I still see him on TV. 160 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:53,800 Speaker 1: He's moving around pretty good. That's not a guy in 161 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:57,800 Speaker 1: pain right. Then again, it could just be the mustache 162 00:10:57,880 --> 00:11:00,920 Speaker 1: still giving him strength. 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Try it for three weeks, see 173 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:39,200 Speaker 1: you see how you feel. Nineteen dollars and ninety five cents. 174 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:44,160 Speaker 1: That's what three weeks cost. Relief Factor dot com or 175 00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:47,720 Speaker 1: call one eight hundred the number four relief A couple 176 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:49,000 Speaker 1: of emails. 177 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:50,360 Speaker 4: Next miss something. 178 00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:52,439 Speaker 1: There's a podcast, get it on. 179 00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:57,360 Speaker 4: Demand wherever podcasts are found. The Jesse Kelly Show. 180 00:11:57,840 --> 00:12:03,880 Speaker 1: It is The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Monday. 181 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:06,920 Speaker 1: So happy to be here and we'll get to we'll 182 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,920 Speaker 1: get to the looting of the treasury here in a 183 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:13,199 Speaker 1: few the Democrat Party in disarray, and so much more. 184 00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:15,120 Speaker 1: But I just have to have to say something that 185 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:20,840 Speaker 1: just happened during the break. So I have to explain 186 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:24,640 Speaker 1: first what Chris, I can provide an explanation. I have 187 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:28,640 Speaker 1: to explain first why I was doing what I was 188 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:32,440 Speaker 1: doing during the break. What I was doing during the break, 189 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:39,439 Speaker 1: I was making myself a little cup of tea. Okay, 190 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:44,720 Speaker 1: shut up, Chris. I'm not a tea man. I'm a 191 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:50,120 Speaker 1: coffee man, all right. I because I you know, I 192 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:53,559 Speaker 1: do a TV show too. So I talked for four 193 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:57,880 Speaker 1: hours a day, three hours of radio, an hour of TV. 194 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:03,440 Speaker 1: I'm not complaining, obviously it's not even a job. But 195 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:09,240 Speaker 1: after four hours of talking, sometimes the vocal cords they 196 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,680 Speaker 1: they need a little cup of tea. And so Chris 197 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:15,040 Speaker 1: bought this. You bought it, Chris, I don't know what 198 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:20,000 Speaker 1: you're making faces for. Chris bought this tea called gosh, 199 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:24,880 Speaker 1: he bought this TV that's called throat Coat and the 200 00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:27,480 Speaker 1: TV the tea is for people who do what I do, 201 00:13:27,559 --> 00:13:30,880 Speaker 1: and singers and things like that. So I warmed up 202 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:34,720 Speaker 1: a little cup of tea during shut up, Chris, during 203 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:40,160 Speaker 1: the break we have had in our kitchen here in 204 00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:44,920 Speaker 1: the studio, I would guess for three years, at least 205 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:49,920 Speaker 1: two years. The largest container of honey you have ever 206 00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:54,320 Speaker 1: seen in your life? Do you know what? You know 207 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:56,800 Speaker 1: what a normal container of honey looks like. You get it. 208 00:13:56,880 --> 00:14:00,319 Speaker 1: You've seen honey in the grocery store. Right. How much 209 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:03,800 Speaker 1: did you say that container was that you bought? Chris? Yeah, 210 00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:08,920 Speaker 1: Jewish producer, Chris, I kid you not to save money, 211 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:17,720 Speaker 1: is what it is. Bought a five pound jug of honey. Now, 212 00:14:18,679 --> 00:14:22,160 Speaker 1: we don't use much honey here. On occasion, I'll have 213 00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:24,680 Speaker 1: a little cup of tea for my voice. What Chris was? 214 00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:30,080 Speaker 1: Chris said, in his defense, he was going to make 215 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:32,520 Speaker 1: meat with it. Yeah, we'll see that mead the same 216 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:37,200 Speaker 1: time we see the mustard. Chris. Okay, So virtually the 217 00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:40,920 Speaker 1: entire ten gallon jug of honey has been in the 218 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:45,600 Speaker 1: kitchen forever. It is now, because this is two or 219 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:51,280 Speaker 1: three years old, a solid block. It's no longer honey. 220 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:55,200 Speaker 1: Nothing came out when I turned it upside down. You 221 00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:57,960 Speaker 1: can't eat, you can't penetrate it with the knife. It's 222 00:14:57,960 --> 00:15:02,480 Speaker 1: a solid block of honey. So I did what normal 223 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:06,560 Speaker 1: people would do. I turned around and I took this 224 00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:10,080 Speaker 1: three ton jug of honey and I threw it in 225 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:13,080 Speaker 1: the trash can. Okay, I threw it in the recycling, 226 00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:15,600 Speaker 1: but I can't tell the difference. Sometimes I turned and 227 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:18,320 Speaker 1: threw it in one of the receptacles. I figured maybe 228 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:21,440 Speaker 1: the hippies would want some honey, or wherever the recycling goes. 229 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:24,400 Speaker 1: Jewish producer Chris of course has to go in there, 230 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:28,040 Speaker 1: move it into the regular garbage can and then comes 231 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:32,400 Speaker 1: back to complain, to complain that I threw away the 232 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:36,760 Speaker 1: honey he purchased two or three years ago. What Chris, 233 00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:39,680 Speaker 1: honey does go bad? 234 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:40,680 Speaker 5: Yes, it does. 235 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:45,760 Speaker 1: It just went bad. It's sugar. It's sugar. Of course, 236 00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:49,320 Speaker 1: it freaking goes bad, Chris. Everything goes If it doesn't 237 00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:52,120 Speaker 1: go bad, Buddy, you shouldn't be eating it. Do you 238 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:54,360 Speaker 1: realize that if it doesn't go bad. 239 00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:56,880 Speaker 5: Have you ever seen one of those internet things where 240 00:15:56,920 --> 00:16:00,000 Speaker 5: someone will uh buy like a quarter pounded with cheese 241 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:02,680 Speaker 5: from McDonald's, and they'll leave it on displayed for like 242 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:05,400 Speaker 5: ten years, and you come back and it looks exactly 243 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:07,600 Speaker 5: the same because of all the horrible stuff in it, 244 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:09,920 Speaker 5: and the whole point, and that is you shouldn't be 245 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:13,360 Speaker 5: eating it if it's still good after two or three years. Chris, 246 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:16,640 Speaker 5: you shouldn't be eating any what is wrong with you? 247 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:20,160 Speaker 1: And I'll buy you an extra thing on honey. Okay, 248 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:22,040 Speaker 1: I'll buy you an extra thing of honey to make 249 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:25,240 Speaker 1: up for the crippling financial loss that you didn't get 250 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:28,320 Speaker 1: a proper interest rate or something on the five gallon 251 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,600 Speaker 1: thing of honey that I just threw away. I just 252 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:33,240 Speaker 1: want everyone to understand that this is what I deal with. Jesse. 253 00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:36,480 Speaker 1: Upon saying goodbye to a guest, would you mind including 254 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:39,760 Speaker 1: his or her first and last name. Yes, it's lazy 255 00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:43,000 Speaker 1: to not skip back and hear it, but Jennifer Glardy 256 00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:47,680 Speaker 1: good speaking to you would help me find and follow them. No, 257 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:50,680 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do that. I respect your request, but 258 00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:54,400 Speaker 1: I am a rude hanger upper and I got that 259 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:56,400 Speaker 1: from my old man. Remember I used to tell you 260 00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:59,960 Speaker 1: all the time, when my dad was done talking to you, 261 00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:02,680 Speaker 1: he would just kind of hang up. That's it. And 262 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:04,840 Speaker 1: when he and it's not like this was just a 263 00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:08,399 Speaker 1: phone thing. If you I've watched him do this, If 264 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:12,399 Speaker 1: you you stopped my dad at the grocery store just 265 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:16,280 Speaker 1: to talk to him. Hey, dog whatever. Whenever he's done 266 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:20,320 Speaker 1: with the conversation, if you take it too long, he'll 267 00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:22,639 Speaker 1: just turn and walk away. You could be mid sentence 268 00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:25,560 Speaker 1: and that was it, all right, not saying he's just 269 00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:28,000 Speaker 1: gonna turn and walk away, doesn't matter what you're in 270 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:32,919 Speaker 1: the middle of. I inherited that. So no, and plus, 271 00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:36,760 Speaker 1: remember my rules. This is a rule that was done 272 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:39,840 Speaker 1: by a guest who I won't name, who was selling 273 00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:41,879 Speaker 1: a book, which I have no problem with. My friends. 274 00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:44,160 Speaker 1: If they write a good book and I like it, 275 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,040 Speaker 1: I'll tell I'll let them come on try to sell 276 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:49,520 Speaker 1: the book. I'm no issue with that whatsoever. But he 277 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:52,760 Speaker 1: gave We actually went back and timed it. I said 278 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:57,560 Speaker 1: goodbye to him, and he proceeded to give a seven 279 00:17:57,640 --> 00:18:02,920 Speaker 1: minute sign off selling his book like the scummiest used 280 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:06,159 Speaker 1: car salesman in the world. And as soon as we 281 00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:09,800 Speaker 1: hung up. The rule was put into place that the 282 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:13,359 Speaker 1: sign offs are quick, and I have the last word 283 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:16,440 Speaker 1: when I say thank you. When I say goodbye, they 284 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:19,080 Speaker 1: might slip in a bye or a word before Chris 285 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:21,840 Speaker 1: can hang up the phone, but that is it. So 286 00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:24,280 Speaker 1: now I'm not going to give out full names anymore 287 00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:28,439 Speaker 1: at all. Go download the podcast on iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Also, 288 00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:32,800 Speaker 1: have you looked at what's happening in the Middle East 289 00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:36,240 Speaker 1: right now? Remember we talked about the hoo Thies earlier. 290 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:42,480 Speaker 1: Rumor has it multiple aircraft carriers are that way, are 291 00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:47,879 Speaker 1: heading that way, and Donald Trump is threatening Iran with 292 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:50,760 Speaker 1: military strikes. Now, what does all this have to do 293 00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:54,000 Speaker 1: with anything? You know what that stuff does to markets? 294 00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:59,080 Speaker 1: You know what it does to markets. Did you see 295 00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:06,560 Speaker 1: gold just hit the record? Three thousand gold? Silver lasts forever? 296 00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:09,679 Speaker 1: Is there a single other thing you can name, a 297 00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:11,719 Speaker 1: single other thing you can put your money in that 298 00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:17,119 Speaker 1: lasts forever? Land, real estate, precious metals, That's what it is. 299 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:21,800 Speaker 1: Let gold Code get some into your retirement. Let them 300 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:24,280 Speaker 1: get some into your physical possession. You don't have to 301 00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:27,200 Speaker 1: go crazy. Get whatever you can do. No, Chris, Honey 302 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:30,879 Speaker 1: doesn't last forever. No, it does not. No, Sorry, sorry, 303 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:34,600 Speaker 1: you made a bad investment. Call gold Code, Chris gold 304 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:38,400 Speaker 1: Cod Jesse likes gold dot Com. Get it in your 305 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:43,280 Speaker 1: retirement eight five five eight one seven. Gold Let gold 306 00:19:43,359 --> 00:19:44,320 Speaker 1: Co care for you. 307 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:48,639 Speaker 4: We'll be back feeling a little stocky. Follow like and 308 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:51,400 Speaker 4: subscribe on social at Jesse Kelly Show. 309 00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:58,640 Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Monday. 310 00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:02,880 Speaker 1: Remember you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow 311 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:06,480 Speaker 1: dot com. I got this email today, Jesse. Both Chuck 312 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:09,199 Speaker 1: Schumer and the Democrats went down on the eves of 313 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:12,639 Speaker 1: the down on the eve of the IDEs of March. 314 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:16,840 Speaker 1: IDEs of March is when Julius Caesar was assassinated. In 315 00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:19,440 Speaker 1: case you're wondering what this guy was talking about, now 316 00:20:20,359 --> 00:20:28,240 Speaker 1: here's what's happening right now. Remember, Democrats are unpopular, extremely unpopular. 317 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:33,879 Speaker 1: New poll came out. They are actually record breakingly Unpopularican's. 318 00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:36,320 Speaker 6: Favorable views of the Democratic Party brand are at a 319 00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:40,320 Speaker 6: record low, just twenty nine percent. That's compared to thirty 320 00:20:40,359 --> 00:20:44,000 Speaker 6: six percent for Republicans. It is the lowest ever recorded 321 00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:48,240 Speaker 6: for Democrats and CNN polling going back more than thirty years. 322 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:53,640 Speaker 1: That's bad. When you juxtaposed that with the popularity of Trump, 323 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,760 Speaker 1: it's really bad for first of all, the mood of 324 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:57,640 Speaker 1: the country. This really jumped out. 325 00:20:57,680 --> 00:20:59,720 Speaker 7: We asked, folks, is it in the right direction or 326 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:02,520 Speaker 7: the wrong direction? That forty four percent you say right direction. 327 00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:04,400 Speaker 1: That's up since November. 328 00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:06,720 Speaker 7: And if that doesn't seem like a lot, the last 329 00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:08,880 Speaker 7: time it cracked forty percent, you got to go back 330 00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:11,359 Speaker 7: to twenty twelve. The last time it actually hit forty 331 00:21:11,359 --> 00:21:15,520 Speaker 7: four or higher January of two thousand and four. So 332 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:18,359 Speaker 7: a lot of this is Republicans, but independence that number 333 00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:19,919 Speaker 7: is also up since the election. 334 00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:24,240 Speaker 1: On the direction of the Country, Direction of the country, 335 00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:30,840 Speaker 1: highest approval of that in two decades. That is disastrous 336 00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:34,679 Speaker 1: for a political party. The Democrat Party is in disarray, 337 00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:38,040 Speaker 1: and we've discussed this many times on the show, but 338 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:43,200 Speaker 1: we have yet another example of it. They are in dire, 339 00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:49,120 Speaker 1: dire straits because the older, more sane, I know you 340 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:54,040 Speaker 1: hate them, but the more sane, older Democrats who understand 341 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:58,120 Speaker 1: what a winning Democrat coalition looks like, who understands how 342 00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:01,600 Speaker 1: to win elections, not make themselves a saying, the Nancy 343 00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:04,439 Speaker 1: Pelosis of the world, the Chuck Schumers, these types, the 344 00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:09,280 Speaker 1: older saying or ones, are getting old and weak. They're 345 00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:13,720 Speaker 1: getting crowded out and pushed around, and the party is 346 00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:17,200 Speaker 1: being handed to morons like Jasmine Crockett, who can't keep 347 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:18,840 Speaker 1: her fat face off the television. 348 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:21,879 Speaker 8: That's four years from now. If you were asking me 349 00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:23,800 Speaker 8: at least in two years, then I would have an 350 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:26,639 Speaker 8: absolute answer. But I can tell you that there are 351 00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:29,359 Speaker 8: a lot of people that are watching his leadership in 352 00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:31,800 Speaker 8: this moment. This is the moment. We don't even know 353 00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:34,720 Speaker 8: what elections will look like in four years, if we 354 00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:39,440 Speaker 8: will have elections, and so I definitely think that. 355 00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:43,119 Speaker 1: That's Jasmine Crockett being asked about Chuck Schumer. What was 356 00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:49,639 Speaker 1: Chuck Schumer's mortal sin? Chuck Schumer decided to get a 357 00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:54,119 Speaker 1: few Democrats to sign on to the Continuing Resolution that 358 00:22:54,359 --> 00:22:59,919 Speaker 1: just passed instead of shutting down the government. Democrats wanted 359 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:04,240 Speaker 1: Chuck Schumer to shut down the government. Why didn't he 360 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:07,800 Speaker 1: do it? Well, it's Chuck Schumer. He's a scumbag. He 361 00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:10,800 Speaker 1: doesn't care about the country. What he cares about is 362 00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:15,080 Speaker 1: the party in winning elections. Chuck Schumer will do anything 363 00:23:15,119 --> 00:23:19,080 Speaker 1: to protect the party and to win elections. Chuck Schumer 364 00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:23,800 Speaker 1: correctly assumed that Democrats would look even worse than they 365 00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:28,160 Speaker 1: normally do if they were the ones held responsible for 366 00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:32,000 Speaker 1: shutting down the country. So he whipped up enough votes 367 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:37,240 Speaker 1: and got the CR pushed through. Because of this mortal sin, 368 00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:41,760 Speaker 1: Chuck Schumer, the most powerful Democrat in the Senate has 369 00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:44,760 Speaker 1: had to cancel his upcoming book tour. 370 00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:47,600 Speaker 6: Backlash on the left is real. In fact, Wolf Chuck 371 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:49,760 Speaker 6: Schumer is scheduled to do a book tour and a 372 00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:52,159 Speaker 6: number of cities on a book that he has authored 373 00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:55,840 Speaker 6: on anti Semitism. He has just canceled that book tour. 374 00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:59,160 Speaker 6: We are learning because of protests that were scheduled from 375 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:02,879 Speaker 6: activist groups who wanted to go after his decision to 376 00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:06,040 Speaker 6: agree and allow the government funding bill to go forward 377 00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:08,800 Speaker 6: to avoid a government shut down. They were furious at 378 00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:11,240 Speaker 6: his decision to do that. It just shows you the 379 00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:13,919 Speaker 6: anger on the left and the Democratic Party. Can they 380 00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:14,720 Speaker 6: get it back together? 381 00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:18,879 Speaker 1: This key Chuck Schumer had to cancel his book tour 382 00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:23,320 Speaker 1: because the savages on the left were getting ready to 383 00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:29,560 Speaker 1: protest the Democrat senator's book tour. Now that all is 384 00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:34,320 Speaker 1: amazing in and of itself, but maybe the best part 385 00:24:34,359 --> 00:24:39,399 Speaker 1: of this whole thing is how these people continue, because 386 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:45,120 Speaker 1: they're communists, to lie to themselves. You see communists lie 387 00:24:45,119 --> 00:24:49,800 Speaker 1: about everything all the time. Remember that's not you think that. 388 00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:52,399 Speaker 1: It bothers you if someone were to call you a liar, 389 00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:54,040 Speaker 1: even if you are one, because you don't want to 390 00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:56,919 Speaker 1: be thought of in that way. Sin it's negative. But 391 00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:00,800 Speaker 1: for the Communists, telling the truth is the negative. He 392 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:04,199 Speaker 1: knows what he's selling is not something people want. And 393 00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:07,240 Speaker 1: so you were taught early on in Democrat politics. You're 394 00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:10,119 Speaker 1: taught early on you lie about everything at all times. 395 00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:13,600 Speaker 1: When you're asked about abortion, you call it women's reproductive rights. 396 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:17,840 Speaker 1: You lie about everything at all times because the truth 397 00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:19,880 Speaker 1: of what you want, of what you like, is horrific. 398 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:26,080 Speaker 1: And so they view all their problems as simply a 399 00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:31,440 Speaker 1: lying problem, not as in, we shouldn't keep lying. They 400 00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:36,320 Speaker 1: just view they view their problems as in, wow, we're unpopular, 401 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,879 Speaker 1: we must need better lie. 402 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:39,679 Speaker 6: Here's the problem. 403 00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:43,560 Speaker 9: Democrats actually have to do politics now, and that is 404 00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:46,360 Speaker 9: where we are. But I do think they have much 405 00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:49,480 Speaker 9: more popular policy. These things that Trump wants to do 406 00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:53,600 Speaker 9: are very unpopular. The tariffs are unpopular. All of this 407 00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:57,399 Speaker 9: is unpopular. So if they can't make this, you know, 408 00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:59,399 Speaker 9: if they can't message on this, I don't know what 409 00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:00,160 Speaker 9: to tell them. 410 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:06,399 Speaker 1: If they can't message on this, Democrats are insanely unpopular. 411 00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:10,760 Speaker 1: But for these people, they only view it as a 412 00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:13,440 Speaker 1: messaging problem. This isn't a one off. Remember Biden used 413 00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:15,560 Speaker 1: to say this stuff all the time. And before Biden, 414 00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:18,159 Speaker 1: Obama used to say this stuff all the time. I 415 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:20,520 Speaker 1: don't know if you still remember that stuff. Whenever they're asked, 416 00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:23,800 Speaker 1: whenever something's unpopular and they're asked about it, they were 417 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:26,480 Speaker 1: always saying, well, maybe if you'd report on it better, 418 00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:30,320 Speaker 1: or well, people just don't understand. But we just have 419 00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:33,119 Speaker 1: to work on our messaging. The problem is never the 420 00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:37,639 Speaker 1: disastrous evil things. They push the problem as well. I 421 00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:40,639 Speaker 1: guess you're not carrying my lies far enough for my 422 00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:43,240 Speaker 1: lies need to be better. Biden was always doing this thing. 423 00:26:43,359 --> 00:26:44,719 Speaker 8: I think a polling is where it is. 424 00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:46,960 Speaker 10: Well, I don't think Peam by the way, every major 425 00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:50,120 Speaker 10: one who won re election and pulling numbers were mine 426 00:26:50,119 --> 00:26:51,200 Speaker 10: are now we're. 427 00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:54,119 Speaker 1: Pulling aside then right sentiment in this country despite all 428 00:26:54,119 --> 00:26:55,320 Speaker 1: these wins. 429 00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:57,960 Speaker 10: I think all they've heard is negative news for three years. 430 00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:00,080 Speaker 10: Everything is negative and I'm not being. 431 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:06,679 Speaker 1: Critically Well, yeah, of course they're unhappy you've been reporting 432 00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:10,320 Speaker 1: on it. If you just wouldn't report on it, Listen 433 00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:13,800 Speaker 1: to Chris Matthews. Listen to Chris Matthews, that longtime Democrat 434 00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:17,119 Speaker 1: pundit Membory. You had that stupid Joe hardball listen to 435 00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:20,800 Speaker 1: him describe the failure of Democrats at that state of 436 00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:22,120 Speaker 1: the Union. The other nine they. 437 00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:25,359 Speaker 11: Never questioned the facts. They let the President lie about 438 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:28,600 Speaker 11: social Security and say that we're giving benefits to people 439 00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:31,480 Speaker 11: who are one hundred and sixty years older to their grandchildren. 440 00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:35,480 Speaker 11: We allowed Elon must to go on television and tell 441 00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:39,480 Speaker 11: everybody that we're using social Security as a lure to 442 00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:42,800 Speaker 11: bring people into the country illegally, that we're giving them 443 00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:44,960 Speaker 11: benefits which were not were given. 444 00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:50,520 Speaker 1: We are everyone knows that. Anybody with a brain knows that. 445 00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:54,720 Speaker 1: But again they have to lie about everything at all times. 446 00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:57,600 Speaker 11: To illegal people in the country who come in illegally. 447 00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:58,480 Speaker 11: We give it to them. 448 00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:00,800 Speaker 1: Lie after lie after life and said nothing. 449 00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:03,920 Speaker 11: I'll tell you Carville, James Carver, who said the Democrats 450 00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:07,879 Speaker 11: should stay silent, maybe partially right. But where he's wrong 451 00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:11,280 Speaker 11: is you have to have a fact checker, and nobody 452 00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:15,000 Speaker 11: checks the facts anymore. And the lies are getting through 453 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:15,960 Speaker 11: to the American people. 454 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:19,159 Speaker 1: They are notice what he said at the end, the 455 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:22,679 Speaker 1: lies are getting through. What he actually means is the 456 00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:28,440 Speaker 1: truth is getting through. Forever they controlled everything, there were 457 00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:31,280 Speaker 1: only a few places to get the news. They controlled 458 00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:36,200 Speaker 1: them all and so they could control everything at all times. 459 00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:40,959 Speaker 1: Now now that that control is coming apart, they are 460 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:45,760 Speaker 1: coming apart because communism cannot exist without the foundation of 461 00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:49,760 Speaker 1: lies remaining solid. It's wild the watch. Well, look, there's 462 00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:52,600 Speaker 1: a couple things at play here. There's all that, and 463 00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:55,680 Speaker 1: there's the fact that so many Americans are taking male 464 00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:59,240 Speaker 1: vitality stacks and female vitality stacks that their brains are 465 00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:02,680 Speaker 1: working better. You know, if you were to say the 466 00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:05,680 Speaker 1: sky is green, even five six years ago, a lot 467 00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:08,239 Speaker 1: of Americans would actually believe the sky is green. But 468 00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:12,000 Speaker 1: since then, the anti communists at Chalk have been getting 469 00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:16,200 Speaker 1: these natural herbal supplements into people's bodies, and their minds 470 00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:18,240 Speaker 1: are working better. When you have a country full of 471 00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:21,480 Speaker 1: dudes who have a twenty percent increase in their testosterone 472 00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:24,720 Speaker 1: in ninety days because they're taking male vitality stacks from Chalk, 473 00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:26,360 Speaker 1: you can't lie to a guy like that. His mine 474 00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:29,160 Speaker 1: works too well. Same thing for the ladies with female 475 00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:32,320 Speaker 1: vitality stacks. The truth is, it's not just the emergence 476 00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:36,720 Speaker 1: of new alternate forms of media. It's Chalk responsible for 477 00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:38,720 Speaker 1: all this. Do you want to be involved in that? 478 00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:40,959 Speaker 1: You want your mind to work better. You want your 479 00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:47,480 Speaker 1: energy to be better c hoq dot com promo code 480 00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:52,280 Speaker 1: Jesse gets you a massive discount on subscriptions. Go wade 481 00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:55,320 Speaker 1: into chalk. Be smart enough to see through the lies. 482 00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:56,479 Speaker 1: One more segment. 483 00:29:56,600 --> 00:30:01,000 Speaker 4: We'll be back the Jesse Kelly Show on air and 484 00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:04,080 Speaker 4: online at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. 485 00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:07,920 Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of the 486 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:12,040 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. And we're gonna be back tomorrow. And 487 00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:14,240 Speaker 1: I don't even know. I don't even know what's going 488 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:18,480 Speaker 1: to have happened between now and tomorrow, between the carrier 489 00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:21,360 Speaker 1: groups heading over to the Middle East and the JFK 490 00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:23,880 Speaker 1: files and everything else. It's gonna be wild. So I 491 00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:25,640 Speaker 1: got such a probably touch on a couple of things 492 00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:30,920 Speaker 1: here one Trump and putin they're gonna speak probably tomorrow. 493 00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:33,920 Speaker 1: This is about the ceasefire thing. That's something to cross 494 00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:38,160 Speaker 1: your fingers for anybody who's not a freaking monster, wants 495 00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:40,640 Speaker 1: that war to end, wants people to stop dying. Let's 496 00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:44,920 Speaker 1: hope that goes well. Also, I couldn't help but laugh Macrone. 497 00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:49,320 Speaker 1: That would be France's big cheese downplays Ukraine peacekeeping force. 498 00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:54,720 Speaker 1: No massive soldiers needed. Remember how fast when Trump Kickselenski 499 00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:57,280 Speaker 1: out of the White House. All these European leaders came 500 00:30:57,320 --> 00:31:00,000 Speaker 1: out and said we're with you, We're staying with you, 501 00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:03,640 Speaker 1: and then that lasted about twenty four hours, and now 502 00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:05,240 Speaker 1: they're all, well, I mean, we're not going to send 503 00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:09,160 Speaker 1: troops or anything like that. When we said we stand 504 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:12,040 Speaker 1: with you, we were more talking about just kind of 505 00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:14,800 Speaker 1: verbal support, if you will. We weren't actually going to 506 00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:18,360 Speaker 1: be there, So that'd be something interesting. Remember what we 507 00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:20,480 Speaker 1: talked about, though, Just something to keep in the back 508 00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:26,600 Speaker 1: of your mind. Putin is incentivized. He wants it to 509 00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:30,520 Speaker 1: stop because he has the territory. He's holding the territory 510 00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:34,000 Speaker 1: he wanted. But he also is going to have to 511 00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:38,280 Speaker 1: have the pot sweetened now unless Trump can pull off 512 00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:41,720 Speaker 1: a miracle because he has a big chunk of Ukrainian 513 00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:45,640 Speaker 1: troops surrounded or almost surrounded. I don't know. I keep 514 00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:48,040 Speaker 1: getting weird reports on the ground, but they're in trouble. 515 00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:50,920 Speaker 1: I know that much. There's a huge chunk of Ukrainian 516 00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:54,920 Speaker 1: troops who pushed into Russia. They're being cut off. That's 517 00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:59,720 Speaker 1: a huge bargain chip in Putin's favor. So the deal 518 00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:02,800 Speaker 1: is probably gonna have to favor him more than you 519 00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:04,960 Speaker 1: would like it too, more than I would like it too, 520 00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:07,880 Speaker 1: because he holds the lives of all these troops in 521 00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:10,520 Speaker 1: his hands. Now, when you get your people cut off 522 00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:18,080 Speaker 1: behind enemy lines, that's not good. Now, remember that guy. 523 00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:21,280 Speaker 1: There's this guy trying to think where I hurt him. 524 00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:24,600 Speaker 1: I think it was on the radio and he talked. 525 00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:28,400 Speaker 1: He talks a lot about how they're looting the treasury 526 00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:31,600 Speaker 1: of the country. What Chris, But he talks about how 527 00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:34,560 Speaker 1: these people are like a bunch of bank robbers, how 528 00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:38,160 Speaker 1: we have a criminal government that exists only to loot 529 00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:41,560 Speaker 1: the treasury, to pillage the American treasury for their own good. 530 00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:45,040 Speaker 1: Remember that guy. I think his name starts with J. Anyway, 531 00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:49,320 Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. But Elon Musk sat down with Ted 532 00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:52,840 Speaker 1: Cruz and started just elaborating a little bit on some 533 00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:55,040 Speaker 1: of the things he's seen as he's gone through the 534 00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:57,240 Speaker 1: government books. Here's what he said. 535 00:32:57,240 --> 00:33:00,280 Speaker 12: One of the biggest scam port holes we've uncovered, which 536 00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:03,320 Speaker 12: is really crazy, is the government can give money to 537 00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:08,000 Speaker 12: a so called nonprofit with with very few controls, and 538 00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:11,280 Speaker 12: then that and there's there's no auditing subsequently of that nonprofit, 539 00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:14,200 Speaker 12: So there's no So this is where with the you know, 540 00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:17,720 Speaker 12: whate quint nine billions, Stacey Arams, Who's who's They didn't 541 00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:22,560 Speaker 12: give themselves extremely lavished like insane salaries, expense everything yep, 542 00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:26,160 Speaker 12: to the to the nonprofit, you know, buy jets and 543 00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:28,080 Speaker 12: homes and all sorts of things. 544 00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:29,160 Speaker 3: Live like kings and queens. 545 00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:32,520 Speaker 1: Yes on the taxpayer done? Correct? You mentioned this is 546 00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:37,360 Speaker 1: happening at scale. It's not just one live like kings 547 00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:40,640 Speaker 1: and queens. Where have I heard Chris? Well, you were 548 00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:43,400 Speaker 1: fresh by Emory? What don't shake your head? Where have 549 00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:45,720 Speaker 1: I heard that before? Hey, Corey, Chris doesn't seem to 550 00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:48,240 Speaker 1: want to talk. Who's the guy on the radio who 551 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:51,640 Speaker 1: keeps Who's been saying that same thing for years? And 552 00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:54,800 Speaker 1: now we're finding out it was all true. Who's who's Chris? 553 00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:57,800 Speaker 1: That's not very nice. That's not very nice. No, you 554 00:33:57,880 --> 00:34:00,600 Speaker 1: know who? You know exactly who it was is naming 555 00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:02,880 Speaker 1: other people? Oh, by the way, along these lines, this 556 00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:09,520 Speaker 1: is from Free Beacon. Illinois restricts government contracts to DEI supporters, 557 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:14,040 Speaker 1: propping up a divisive industry. You see, this isn't just 558 00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:18,560 Speaker 1: a federal thing, especially if you live in a blue state. 559 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:25,320 Speaker 1: Communists believe in doing two things with government power, rewarding 560 00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:30,439 Speaker 1: their friends and punishing their enemies. They are stealing your 561 00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:34,440 Speaker 1: tax money and they're handing it out to friends and honestly, 562 00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:38,720 Speaker 1: let's be frank family members, so a bunch of it'll 563 00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:41,880 Speaker 1: float back to them. To be a Democrat in the 564 00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:45,920 Speaker 1: year twenty twenty five means you have found new and 565 00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:50,680 Speaker 1: creative ways to bloodsuck money out of the taxpayer's wallet 566 00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:55,279 Speaker 1: and it somehow ends up in your bank account. How 567 00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:59,120 Speaker 1: many times have I told you we have a criminal government? 568 00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:03,359 Speaker 1: And that's why government people going to prison is the 569 00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:07,640 Speaker 1: most important mission of the Trump presidency. It's more important 570 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:11,560 Speaker 1: than the border or Yemen, or inflation or anything else, 571 00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:15,719 Speaker 1: because only government people going to prison gives us a 572 00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:20,120 Speaker 1: chance of them stopping this madness. If none of these 573 00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:23,200 Speaker 1: people go to prison for the crimes they've committed, then 574 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:25,560 Speaker 1: we're going to end up right back here in just 575 00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:29,120 Speaker 1: a couple of years. Also, this Scott Bessent guy of 576 00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:31,480 Speaker 1: Trump's is impressing me, not at all. 577 00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:35,120 Speaker 13: I've been in the investment of business for thirty five years, 578 00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:39,440 Speaker 13: and I can tell you that corrections are healthy, They're normal. 579 00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:43,520 Speaker 13: What's not healthy is straight up that you get these 580 00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:46,520 Speaker 13: your ford markets. That's how you get a financial crisis. 581 00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:48,960 Speaker 13: It would have been much healthier if someone had put 582 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,920 Speaker 13: the brakes on in six oh seven, we wouldn't have 583 00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:56,799 Speaker 13: had the problems in eight. So I'm not worried about 584 00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:57,240 Speaker 13: the market. 585 00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:04,399 Speaker 1: Okay, I to Little Havana. I was forard my business thing. 586 00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:06,400 Speaker 1: When I was just popping in and out. On Saturday, 587 00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:09,440 Speaker 1: I had to go down to Miami. And you know 588 00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:11,960 Speaker 1: how much I love Cubans. I'm very frank about about. 589 00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:15,000 Speaker 1: I don't like all cultures. I just don't. I don't 590 00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:17,760 Speaker 1: like all peoples. I don't. I think some cultures are garbage. 591 00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:19,520 Speaker 1: And I tell you about the ones I love a lot. Well, 592 00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:21,080 Speaker 1: I tell you about the ones I hate too. I 593 00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:23,880 Speaker 1: love Cubans. I've always loved Cubans. I love the people, 594 00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:26,600 Speaker 1: I love the music, I love the food. I just 595 00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:29,360 Speaker 1: love it. And so I went strolling through Little Havana, 596 00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:32,680 Speaker 1: and I love Little Havana. I just love I love 597 00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:37,640 Speaker 1: those people. And I rolled into this barber shop, all Cubans, 598 00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:42,120 Speaker 1: all Cuban barbers, all Cuban customers. I was the only 599 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,080 Speaker 1: white guy. And well, I take that back. Cubans can 600 00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:46,440 Speaker 1: be very light skinned. I was the only gringo in 601 00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:49,960 Speaker 1: the entire place. My wife thought I was a crazy person. 602 00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:53,960 Speaker 1: I had the time of my life. What, Chris, Well, 603 00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:57,920 Speaker 1: that's exactly right, Chris. You know what was funny is 604 00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:00,239 Speaker 1: I was I was working the best I could what 605 00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:02,319 Speaker 1: I had and it was all I needed. And he 606 00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:04,440 Speaker 1: was asking, you know, which guard do I use on 607 00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:06,640 Speaker 1: your head? And I could tell that's what he was asking. 608 00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:10,040 Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, no, poor varvar And what Chris? 609 00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:12,840 Speaker 1: And I was dropping all these moutras, graciases and stuff 610 00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:14,920 Speaker 1: like that. I could tell he was pretty impressed. And 611 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,480 Speaker 1: now he's a headline by go. 612 00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:20,240 Speaker 4: You know, you know the thing headlines we didn't get. 613 00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:27,520 Speaker 1: To a is for abortion. Public high school teaches ABC's 614 00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:30,400 Speaker 1: for Women's History Month. Remember what I told you at 615 00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:33,360 Speaker 1: the very beginning of the show, how there are predators 616 00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:36,600 Speaker 1: who have themselves and positions of power all across the country. 617 00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:39,520 Speaker 1: It's not just the judges. They're in your kid's school. 618 00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:43,280 Speaker 1: Be very, very wary of the predators in your kids' school. 619 00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:49,480 Speaker 1: China deports Japanese tourists over Great Wall buttocks. Pick reports states. 620 00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:52,680 Speaker 1: Apparently a couple of tourists in their twenties. They mooned 621 00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:55,480 Speaker 1: somebody and showed their butts on the Great Wall of China. 622 00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:59,680 Speaker 1: And I'll be honest, that's hilarious. Trump confirms the Epstein, JFK, 623 00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:05,280 Speaker 1: and MLK files are finally coming out. Okay, I guess 624 00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:09,200 Speaker 1: we'll see them. Supposedly, we'll see the JFK files tomorrow. 625 00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:13,360 Speaker 1: Just remember, before you get disappointed tomorrow, Daddy Jesse warned 626 00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:16,480 Speaker 1: you tonight that you were going to be disappointed. McCrone 627 00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:21,160 Speaker 1: says he will announce plans to mobilize civilians. Yes, I'm 628 00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:24,360 Speaker 1: sure all the patriotic frenchmen are going to be dying 629 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:27,120 Speaker 1: to march off to war while the barbarians back home 630 00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:31,000 Speaker 1: pillage France. I will be back tomorrow to tackle all 631 00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:33,200 Speaker 1: the things that are going to happen between now and then. 632 00:38:35,239 --> 00:38:35,680 Speaker 1: That's all