1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:03,080 Speaker 1: The cops just busted down my door, and I think 2 00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:05,880 Speaker 1: my girlfriend is trying to get me arrested, but the 3 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:08,840 Speaker 1: police just found out who actually set me up. 4 00:00:09,119 --> 00:00:13,680 Speaker 2: Maybe she uh just kind of misread his uh signals. 5 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:17,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe maybe she's like, oh my god, like he 6 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:19,439 Speaker 1: wants to get a little kinky in the bedroom. Oh good, right, Like, 7 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,640 Speaker 1: like I don't know what to do. Do I take 8 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:24,520 Speaker 1: out the strap on? Do I take out the ring? 9 00:00:25,079 --> 00:00:27,080 Speaker 1: You know, the bizz buzz ring? 10 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:31,760 Speaker 2: So many options? Or the handcuffs? You know, and she's handcuffs? 11 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:36,199 Speaker 1: Who do I call? Truly? Like, this is emergency? You 12 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:39,600 Speaker 1: always have handcuffs. You always have handcuffs, right, and it 13 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:44,680 Speaker 1: is emergency. You know that my boyfriend can't get it up. Nope, 14 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:49,560 Speaker 1: unless he's you know, that's right, So come on over 15 00:00:50,159 --> 00:00:53,000 Speaker 1: and hey, the more of the marriag more the Marria train. 16 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:57,920 Speaker 1: All right, My girlfriend and I have been in a 17 00:00:57,960 --> 00:01:01,000 Speaker 1: relationship for a bit over a year. Rookie numbers, boy, 18 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:03,639 Speaker 1: Come on, rookie numbers a year? Come on, Come on. 19 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:06,319 Speaker 1: She stays at my house about seventy five percent of 20 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:09,640 Speaker 1: the time. We've had no major problems before this point, 21 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:12,399 Speaker 1: of course, you haven't just a year. Just wait, come on, 22 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:16,679 Speaker 1: just wait. On Saturday night, we were watching TV in 23 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:20,120 Speaker 1: the living room and suddenly there was loud pounding and 24 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:24,399 Speaker 1: shouting at the front door. My immediate reaction was to 25 00:01:24,440 --> 00:01:28,080 Speaker 1: call the police, but after a look out the curtains, 26 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:31,120 Speaker 1: I found it was the police. Oh jeez, who do 27 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:34,640 Speaker 1: you call? Who police? Is the police? That's the question, 28 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:38,240 Speaker 1: that's the question. At this point, I was extremely confused. 29 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:41,760 Speaker 1: I don't sell, manufacture, or use drugs. I have no 30 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:46,040 Speaker 1: firearms in the house. I do nothing illegal online. I 31 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:49,280 Speaker 1: don't even pirate Game of Thrones. Op. It sounds like 32 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:50,600 Speaker 1: you're a freaking loser. 33 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:55,200 Speaker 2: Come on, bron, gave a throat, get some crimes into 34 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:55,560 Speaker 2: your bill. 35 00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:59,480 Speaker 1: My god, christ I had no idea why they might 36 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:01,920 Speaker 1: have the reason and to be knocking on my door 37 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:04,680 Speaker 1: on a Saturday night. I opened the door and they 38 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:09,800 Speaker 1: immediately asked for permission to search the premises, which don't 39 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:14,359 Speaker 1: give them permission. I would be shocked, say, bruh, where's 40 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:17,120 Speaker 1: your warrant? Literally like, where's your warrant? I was here 41 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:21,200 Speaker 1: just trying to watch some freaking Disney movies. Yeah, legally, 42 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:25,440 Speaker 1: that's right. I asked why they would think it was necessary, 43 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:28,720 Speaker 1: and they wouldn't answer. In turn, I refuse to give 44 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:32,880 Speaker 1: them permission. Let's go pease, stick it to the man, Yeah, 45 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:39,160 Speaker 1: go with the pig. Yes right. My girlfriend repeatedly said 46 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:43,400 Speaker 1: I should cooperate. I said no, no, I'm not going 47 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:45,679 Speaker 1: to do that. Uh uh, and told them to show 48 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:48,160 Speaker 1: me a warrant if they want to enter the house, which, like, 49 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:50,640 Speaker 1: I love that, Like I feel like, like, where's your warrant. 50 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:53,600 Speaker 1: It's kind of like badass, like, yeah, stick it to him. 51 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:58,480 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. They then informed me that they had probable 52 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:01,560 Speaker 1: cause and were search my place no matter what I 53 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:04,880 Speaker 1: thought about the situation, and that they're asking was only 54 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:07,560 Speaker 1: a formality. Okay, I don't like that. I don't like 55 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:11,800 Speaker 1: that to happen. To the warrant, yeah, the war, you know, 56 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:16,280 Speaker 1: don't no search and seizure, you know, where are my rights? 57 00:03:16,639 --> 00:03:18,720 Speaker 1: The first thing they did after entering my house was 58 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:22,000 Speaker 1: pull my girlfriend and I into separate rooms and began 59 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:25,880 Speaker 1: questioning us. Oh god, kind of questions. Yeah. 60 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:26,200 Speaker 2: Yeah. 61 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:30,079 Speaker 1: First first they tied me up and they took out 62 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:32,240 Speaker 1: the feather. Oh goodness, they said, are you gonna tell 63 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:34,880 Speaker 1: us the truth? I'm gonna tickle those balls if you don't, 64 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:39,680 Speaker 1: and they're like, Officer, no, please, I promised to tell 65 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:45,280 Speaker 1: no lies. I think I'm wearing a blue jacket right now. 66 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:55,720 Speaker 1: I guess you're going to now I'll balls. Don't do it. 67 00:03:56,800 --> 00:04:05,000 Speaker 3: Please, no, no, I beg you not to please, But 68 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:11,320 Speaker 3: the love of God, I tell the truth what I'm warned. 69 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:19,600 Speaker 1: I kept demanding they show me a warrant, but apparently 70 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:23,120 Speaker 1: warrant aren't even a thing anymore, because probable cause can 71 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:27,440 Speaker 1: be literally anything when your local PD is backwater and 72 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:32,040 Speaker 1: shitty enough, which is exaccurate, Yeah, pretty accurate. I refuse 73 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:34,600 Speaker 1: to answer any questions. I told them I wanted a 74 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:37,640 Speaker 1: lawyer and if I was under arrest. I repeated that 75 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:40,280 Speaker 1: I did not consent to any searches of my property 76 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:44,080 Speaker 1: and repeatedly asked what their probable cause was. That there 77 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:48,120 Speaker 1: was nothing readily apparent. Thank you, breaking bad, which I 78 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:51,359 Speaker 1: am watching right now, and they had no right to 79 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:54,599 Speaker 1: strip me of my privacy. My girlfriend, on the other hand, 80 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:58,040 Speaker 1: talked a lot oh. 81 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:04,240 Speaker 2: Sally woofs over here shaped ships spilling the bey. 82 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:06,839 Speaker 1: I'm gonna spell you got if you spilled the beans. 83 00:05:06,839 --> 00:05:09,520 Speaker 1: Oh goodness. I didn't hear much because she was in 84 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:13,159 Speaker 1: the next room, but I overheard her say this, you 85 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:15,880 Speaker 1: should check the bet. You should check the backyard shed. 86 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:19,159 Speaker 1: I've never been in there before, and I can't say 87 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:22,279 Speaker 1: what's in it? What are you doing? It's like she's 88 00:05:22,279 --> 00:05:23,920 Speaker 1: like trying to say, there's like a dead body in there. 89 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:27,039 Speaker 1: Ru you're not making your boy look good over here. 90 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:30,279 Speaker 1: At the time, I can only think, what the fuck 91 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:34,120 Speaker 1: is she doing, which is what I would think too. Yes, well, 92 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:37,280 Speaker 1: the police checked the shed and found nothing. Again, I'm 93 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:40,839 Speaker 1: not a criminal, and an hour plus hundreds of questions 94 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:45,359 Speaker 1: later left and after an hour plus hundreds of questions later, 95 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:48,520 Speaker 1: they left. At that point I asked why in the 96 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:52,120 Speaker 1: world would she try to help them find criminal activity 97 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:54,640 Speaker 1: in my house, and she could only answer that she 98 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:58,279 Speaker 1: panicked and didn't know what to do. Panicked. I don't 99 00:05:58,320 --> 00:06:00,640 Speaker 1: need legal advice. My mother is a hair legal and 100 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:03,719 Speaker 1: knows a lot of good attorneys. She's furious about the 101 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:06,800 Speaker 1: police conduct, and she doesn't even know what my girlfriend 102 00:06:06,839 --> 00:06:09,599 Speaker 1: said to them. Yet. I'm incredibly angry at my girlfriend 103 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:13,760 Speaker 1: for saying something so unbelievably moronic, But all she can 104 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:16,960 Speaker 1: respond to me with is I panicked and didn't know 105 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:20,320 Speaker 1: what to do. Johnny buy it. I don't know. 106 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:26,120 Speaker 2: She'd be telling some pretty like hey, let me help you, 107 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:31,120 Speaker 2: like nail him. Yeah, I don't know. And not the loyalty. Yeah, 108 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:34,240 Speaker 2: where is the loyalty? Come on, Punny and Clyde. 109 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:38,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what We're in a pirate game of Thrones together. 110 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:42,240 Speaker 1: We're going down together. Yeah. What I need more than 111 00:06:42,279 --> 00:06:45,720 Speaker 1: anything is another person's perspective on why someone would throw 112 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:48,839 Speaker 1: their significant other under the bus like that, which is true. 113 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:51,600 Speaker 1: I actually have a story about this. Oh kind of related. Okay. 114 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:54,080 Speaker 1: Does this seem like something that can be worked through 115 00:06:54,440 --> 00:06:56,760 Speaker 1: or is this just a huge red flag? I can't 116 00:06:56,800 --> 00:06:59,919 Speaker 1: buy that she was malicious. It really seems like she 117 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:03,440 Speaker 1: was just scared. There is an update, John M. What 118 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:06,080 Speaker 1: do you think malicious? Are scared? Okay? 119 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:09,920 Speaker 2: So I was kind of hamming it up earlier. I 120 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:13,720 Speaker 2: think I would. I would definitely be like what the hell, Like, 121 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:15,200 Speaker 2: why why did you do that? 122 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:16,920 Speaker 1: What was that with that? But you just said, hey, 123 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:17,360 Speaker 1: I'm scared. 124 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:20,680 Speaker 2: I was scared because me I got pulled over by 125 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:23,960 Speaker 2: police twice in the same twenty four hours for the 126 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:26,240 Speaker 2: first time of my life, like a month ago. 127 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:29,160 Speaker 1: And all I was just doing was trafficking a little cocaine. 128 00:07:29,320 --> 00:07:32,840 Speaker 1: I you know, I had baggies up the butt when 129 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:36,560 Speaker 1: the wazoo. I just had a few little uzzies. 130 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:39,880 Speaker 2: I mean like that's what little like so tiny you 131 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:41,680 Speaker 2: could fit interrect him exactly. 132 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:45,200 Speaker 1: So, and a couple of condoms full of coke. That's it. 133 00:07:45,080 --> 00:07:47,960 Speaker 1: It was just a coke, uzzy coke. That's like sausage 134 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,840 Speaker 1: links all the way down. He is contested sausage link 135 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:56,160 Speaker 1: of crime of felonies. So you're boys nervous. I do 136 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:59,840 Speaker 1: not like the police, So I what did you say? Bro? 137 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:02,440 Speaker 2: I was just like and also I didn't have my 138 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:07,640 Speaker 2: registration and updated tags, and like lots of things were wrong, 139 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:10,720 Speaker 2: and my headlight was out, so I was like I 140 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:13,040 Speaker 2: knew I was fucked. I knew I was fucked. So 141 00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:15,000 Speaker 2: I kind of just like like, you know, roll the 142 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:17,560 Speaker 2: windows down, hands on the hands on the wheel, and 143 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:20,480 Speaker 2: I was like, you know, how's it going, And he's like, 144 00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:22,640 Speaker 2: you know, I stopped, he said, I ran to stop, 145 00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:27,960 Speaker 2: like bull shit, but you know, I was just like, okay, okay, whatever. 146 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:30,960 Speaker 2: I just kind of was like my mindset was like whatever, 147 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:34,840 Speaker 2: ticket whatever, I'll just listen, understand it, and then just 148 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:36,880 Speaker 2: like take it and then figure it out later. 149 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:38,720 Speaker 1: That was my whole Like, let me just get out. 150 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:43,040 Speaker 1: I cheated on my third grade math test. I didn't 151 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:44,880 Speaker 1: look both the ways before I crossed the street. I 152 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:49,000 Speaker 1: accidentally took a bar from a rouse and I didn't 153 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:54,000 Speaker 1: do that. No, I kept it all calm and collect 154 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:57,000 Speaker 1: locked in. Well, I actually I said, well, we'll get 155 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,600 Speaker 1: to the update in a second. But when I was 156 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:01,680 Speaker 1: I remember my X my first girl from my first 157 00:09:01,679 --> 00:09:07,000 Speaker 1: real girlfriend. Yeah, the really wealthy one. I remember. We 158 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:09,920 Speaker 1: went on a trip to Santa Barbara and I brought 159 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:13,959 Speaker 1: my dog, right, and we were walking through the streets 160 00:09:14,559 --> 00:09:18,079 Speaker 1: having a grand old time, right, and we were passing 161 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:20,680 Speaker 1: by this like really nice gallery of like you know, 162 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:23,640 Speaker 1: like with like photos and paintings and stuff like. Santa 163 00:09:23,679 --> 00:09:25,640 Speaker 1: Barbara has like a lot of really nice like art 164 00:09:25,679 --> 00:09:28,320 Speaker 1: galleries around there. I'm sure we're passing by and we're 165 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:30,480 Speaker 1: looking at some of the art on the outside, right, 166 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:34,600 Speaker 1: and there's like two glass like windows basically, and then 167 00:09:34,679 --> 00:09:36,520 Speaker 1: there's like a little like like they kind of like 168 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:39,360 Speaker 1: curve in and then there's the door right, so we're 169 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:42,240 Speaker 1: kind of like in between there where you would walk 170 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:46,640 Speaker 1: through to get in the walkway, but not still not inside, yeah, 171 00:09:46,679 --> 00:09:48,559 Speaker 1: not inside, but like we're in the middle of the walkway, 172 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:50,000 Speaker 1: like we were almost going in, but we're kind of 173 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:55,240 Speaker 1: just like window shopping. Right, my dog decides to take 174 00:09:55,280 --> 00:10:00,199 Speaker 1: a shit right there, right, Oh no, right. But the 175 00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:03,880 Speaker 1: thing is, it's not a normal shit. It is the 176 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:07,280 Speaker 1: puddliest shit ever. Like, it can't just be it can't 177 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:10,680 Speaker 1: just be like picked up. It is a pool that 178 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:13,160 Speaker 1: is loved thing out of the anus of my dog. Right, 179 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:19,480 Speaker 1: this ex girlfriend emphasis on x immediately dishes me, immediately 180 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:22,600 Speaker 1: leaves and it's just like he did. It leaves. I 181 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:24,760 Speaker 1: don't know where she is. Oh my god, I'm in 182 00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:30,680 Speaker 1: front of this. I have now created a freaking like 183 00:10:30,679 --> 00:10:36,880 Speaker 1: like American Ninja warrior course in front of this this 184 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:39,439 Speaker 1: this gallery, because you're gonna have to do the long 185 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:42,320 Speaker 1: jump to get through this puddle to the door. I 186 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:45,120 Speaker 1: don't know what to do. I almost thought about leaving 187 00:10:45,760 --> 00:10:49,840 Speaker 1: and just letting the puddle of who stay there for 188 00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:52,120 Speaker 1: anyone to slip on, But I'm like, I'm gonna do 189 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:55,720 Speaker 1: the big thing. Wow. And I went and got some 190 00:10:55,760 --> 00:10:58,440 Speaker 1: paper towels from the inside of the and lead it 191 00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:01,600 Speaker 1: up and it was just gust Oh yeah, for sure, 192 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:05,120 Speaker 1: that moment, it was like, Yo, you didn't stick with 193 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:08,480 Speaker 1: me in the moment of darkness, in the moment of 194 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:12,960 Speaker 1: me going through shit. Yeah, literally, moment of darkness like dark, stinky, 195 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:17,680 Speaker 1: dark stinky duty, Like that is reason for suspicion that 196 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:20,880 Speaker 1: this relationship might not work out. She ended up cheating 197 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:23,240 Speaker 1: on me. So you know, if you're if your girlfriend 198 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:27,320 Speaker 1: ever doesn't stick with you through the ship, you know, 199 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:28,360 Speaker 1: maybe share a ship. 200 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:31,400 Speaker 2: Couples who clean dog dookie together stay together. 201 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:37,000 Speaker 1: Amen's sister. So yeah, I think it's a It's like 202 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:42,200 Speaker 1: I understand being like scared, right, but think you I 203 00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:45,559 Speaker 1: think you reveal who you are in the moments where 204 00:11:45,640 --> 00:11:50,160 Speaker 1: you are most frightened or stressed, right, and like, those 205 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:52,400 Speaker 1: are those are the opportunities for us to be Like 206 00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:55,600 Speaker 1: are are those are opportunities for us to like, like, 207 00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:57,680 Speaker 1: it's easy to be a good person when everything's going well, 208 00:11:57,920 --> 00:11:58,640 Speaker 1: harder when it's not. 209 00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:02,120 Speaker 2: So I'm kind of like giving the girlfriend a pass, 210 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:03,720 Speaker 2: and you're kind of giving the girlfriend I. 211 00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:07,360 Speaker 1: Maybe you know, like it's understandable, Yeah, but does it 212 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:09,720 Speaker 1: show something about her character? Oh? Maybe a little bit? 213 00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:15,080 Speaker 1: Is she secret police on their cover? But there is 214 00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:18,440 Speaker 1: an update? Okay, let's get into it. This was a 215 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:21,920 Speaker 1: giant clusterfuck. It wasn't my girlfriend that called the cops, 216 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:25,800 Speaker 1: which many people thought it was my ex. About a 217 00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:28,720 Speaker 1: year before I met my current girlfriend, I was sort 218 00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:30,680 Speaker 1: of kind of seeing this thirty five year old woman 219 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:34,240 Speaker 1: a relationship was primarily physical in nature, but she wanted 220 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:36,480 Speaker 1: me to drop everything and move in with her. Just 221 00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:39,080 Speaker 1: About everyone I knew was telling me that there was 222 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:41,440 Speaker 1: something off about her, but I thought they were just 223 00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:45,000 Speaker 1: judging her for her age. How old is op? Probably 224 00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:48,080 Speaker 1: in his twenties, Yeah, I guess. Then one night, when 225 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:50,440 Speaker 1: we had a fight, she chugged half a bottle of 226 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:52,920 Speaker 1: Kognak and I had to call an ambulance because she 227 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:55,720 Speaker 1: was completely unresponsive. Oh my god. I ghosted her after 228 00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:57,640 Speaker 1: this and had to ignore her pounding on my door 229 00:12:57,679 --> 00:13:01,600 Speaker 1: several times. Boom jeez. I went to the police station 230 00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:04,080 Speaker 1: about a week after they raided me to file a 231 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:07,080 Speaker 1: formal complaint. I had consulted a lawyer and he advised 232 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:08,720 Speaker 1: me that it would be a good first step if 233 00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:11,280 Speaker 1: I were going to take legal action. When I filed 234 00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:13,920 Speaker 1: the complaint, I tried to get information on who falsely 235 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:17,040 Speaker 1: accused me of a crime That warranted a raid without 236 00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:20,320 Speaker 1: a warrant, but they wouldn't budge. My lawyer told me 237 00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:23,959 Speaker 1: as much. Six months after the raid, I heard through 238 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:28,200 Speaker 1: the grapevine that my ex friend with benefit's girlfriend called 239 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:31,000 Speaker 1: the police to inform them that I was cooking crystal 240 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:35,760 Speaker 1: meth in my basements, fucking breaking bad style. Oh my god. 241 00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:38,880 Speaker 1: I only learned about this because a mutual friend whom 242 00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:42,200 Speaker 1: my ex had recently confided in, spilled the beans. I 243 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:45,080 Speaker 1: figured out soon thereafter that she had seen me with 244 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:48,000 Speaker 1: my current girlfriend somewhere and decided that I must have 245 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:50,920 Speaker 1: been cheating on her when we were still together a 246 00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:55,280 Speaker 1: year earlier. She exacted her revenge by getting me swatted. 247 00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:57,160 Speaker 1: I went to the police station to file a report 248 00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:59,400 Speaker 1: against her, by the person at the front desk essentially 249 00:13:59,559 --> 00:14:01,920 Speaker 1: was laughing me out of the building. When I consulted 250 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:04,400 Speaker 1: my lawyer, he told me it was pointless to even bother. 251 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:07,360 Speaker 1: Maybe the better police department and in a better city. 252 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:11,400 Speaker 1: We moved out of butt Fuckville, beautiful little town. Love it. 253 00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:13,760 Speaker 1: We live in a much larger city now. I forgave 254 00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:16,679 Speaker 1: my girlfriend for her over talking to the police. Things 255 00:14:16,679 --> 00:14:19,800 Speaker 1: couldn't be better. I love her so much. One last 256 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:22,360 Speaker 1: little happy note is that we were getting married next year. 257 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:26,960 Speaker 1: We're both incredibly excited about starting our lives together, and 258 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:30,840 Speaker 1: that is a wrap. Wow. Wow. I'm glad it all 259 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:33,160 Speaker 1: ended well. It all ended well. But I hope the 260 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:36,040 Speaker 1: police never question you again, dude, or you do anything 261 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:39,320 Speaker 1: remotely illegal because you're you know your girlfriend is going 262 00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:41,480 Speaker 1: to turn on you like the rats she is. Oh 263 00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:44,680 Speaker 1: that's right. So wow. 264 00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:48,720 Speaker 2: Yeah that was interesting, like crazy negative shock. 265 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:51,400 Speaker 1: To end up happy. Yeah. Yeah, I'm glad that it 266 00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:54,640 Speaker 1: all worked out. I still think though, like it's not 267 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:56,840 Speaker 1: like a total total red flag. Yeah, but I think 268 00:14:56,840 --> 00:15:00,320 Speaker 1: it's a tiny red flag that like when she hits 269 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:04,400 Speaker 1: the fan, your partner isn't like, you know, we all 270 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:06,080 Speaker 1: have that day, So it's like not like but it's 271 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:07,560 Speaker 1: like just a little bit of a reflat. 272 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:12,880 Speaker 2: You must you must evade the police at all costs anything. 273 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:17,480 Speaker 1: She definitely wouldn't wouldn't survive in a crime family for sure. 274 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:19,880 Speaker 2: Oh oh yeah yeah. I can't marry into the mob. 275 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:20,960 Speaker 1: Can't marry into the mob. 276 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:24,720 Speaker 2: Absolutely not a mobsters off limits, all off limits. 277 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:29,640 Speaker 1: But you know what's never off limits? Sam Our public subscribers. 278 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:31,760 Speaker 1: We want to get in all of your nooks and 279 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:35,000 Speaker 1: cranny and your crevices and explore the unexplored with you, 280 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:36,320 Speaker 1: all right. 281 00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:40,600 Speaker 2: Apparently, and we love reading your comments, and I would 282 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:41,120 Speaker 2: I would love. 283 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,120 Speaker 1: To read one right now. So yeah, let's dive into 284 00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:44,640 Speaker 1: their mind holes. 285 00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:47,480 Speaker 2: This comment came from the video My grandpa left me 286 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:50,000 Speaker 2: eight million dollars and my family is trying to steal it. 287 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:52,480 Speaker 2: This is where the evil grandpa gave eight million dollars 288 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:55,920 Speaker 2: inheritance and Opie's family try to steal it as revenge. 289 00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:59,120 Speaker 2: We have a few here, one from Kia Tequila. I 290 00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:01,600 Speaker 2: would just buy another family and move. 291 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:04,200 Speaker 1: We suggested that I don't know if it was this story, 292 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:07,600 Speaker 1: but like you could hire like three actors to be 293 00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:11,880 Speaker 1: your family full time for like twenty years. Come on, like, 294 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:14,560 Speaker 1: it can be done. It can be done. Michael Jackson 295 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:17,120 Speaker 1: did it with a department store or like a grocery store. 296 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:20,600 Speaker 1: He hired a whole like grocery store of people to 297 00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:23,600 Speaker 1: pretend they're they don't know him and be actors so 298 00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:25,360 Speaker 1: you can see what it's like to be a normal human. 299 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:27,880 Speaker 2: Imagine one of them broke away was like, I'm so sorry, 300 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:30,720 Speaker 2: my kid is just such a huge like one of 301 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:33,840 Speaker 2: them like someone literally signed up knowing that, like no, what, 302 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:36,080 Speaker 2: they won't have to compete with anyone else? 303 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:38,080 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah, and then I just turned into a 304 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:38,880 Speaker 1: signing frenzy. 305 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:43,960 Speaker 2: Yeah. This one comes from Highlight thirty six. Op made 306 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:48,000 Speaker 2: really adult decisions when her dad's family did nothing but insulter. 307 00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:50,040 Speaker 2: And yeah, Op was like really young when all this happened. 308 00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:52,800 Speaker 2: Yeah what eighteen nineteen or something like that really navigated 309 00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:56,120 Speaker 2: it well. And this one comes from Oneiqusu. Sounds like 310 00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:57,960 Speaker 2: the first movie of Knives Out. 311 00:16:58,320 --> 00:16:58,720 Speaker 1: Lol. 312 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,920 Speaker 2: It does sound like a movie plot for sure. But 313 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:05,119 Speaker 2: we love all of your comments, so dearly publicly subscribe. 314 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:07,159 Speaker 2: Drop your thoughts on this video here and we we 315 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:09,920 Speaker 2: just might read it that we might see you next time. 316 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:16,320 Speaker 1: My cousin announced that she was pregnant at my baby shower. 317 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,879 Speaker 1: Then she said she had a miscarriage, but it turns 318 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:23,520 Speaker 1: out she was lying the whole time for attention. Just 319 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:27,960 Speaker 1: just why why for attention? For attention, for attention. She 320 00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:31,320 Speaker 1: wants attention, Get on TikTok and dance. Yeah, dude, if 321 00:17:31,359 --> 00:17:33,040 Speaker 1: you want to, if you want at, take that moody, 322 00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:35,359 Speaker 1: do anything else. Oh yes, look at this is how 323 00:17:35,359 --> 00:17:39,560 Speaker 1: you get attention. But but yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, get 324 00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:43,200 Speaker 1: that money, get that money. My husband and I are 325 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:47,359 Speaker 1: finally expecting our rainbow baby after years of infertility in 326 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:52,639 Speaker 1: multiple miscarriages. Rainbow. That's actually like a sad name for like, 327 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:55,320 Speaker 1: it's a fun name for a sad organ. Yeah, that's true. 328 00:17:55,359 --> 00:18:00,359 Speaker 1: That's true. It's sane to say. We and our family 329 00:18:00,359 --> 00:18:03,879 Speaker 1: are very freaking excited. My mother is probably the most excited. 330 00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:08,120 Speaker 1: Mama Mama Bear or Grandmama Bear. She's been planning our 331 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:11,520 Speaker 1: baby shower and making decorations for months. She's been the 332 00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:16,199 Speaker 1: biggest help during this exciting yet very scary pregnancy. So 333 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:19,240 Speaker 1: I got some cooky dust on my hands. 334 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:26,879 Speaker 2: The story is delicious, ladies. 335 00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:31,000 Speaker 1: You know DM. A few weeks ago, my aunt told 336 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:34,680 Speaker 1: my mother that my cousin is pregnant. We are very 337 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:37,480 Speaker 1: happy for her. However, my aunt said their plan is 338 00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:41,080 Speaker 1: to announce her pregnancy at my baby shower, since we're 339 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:45,200 Speaker 1: having a big party anyways, the parties for the mom, 340 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:50,000 Speaker 1: bro the baby shower for the baby, and the mom 341 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:53,680 Speaker 1: gets your own damn baby shower. Yeah, we can't shower 342 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,840 Speaker 1: together with babies. No, we can't. That would be weird 343 00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:59,080 Speaker 1: and that would probably belong in some category in the 344 00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:04,119 Speaker 1: hub pregnant ladies, pregnant cousins take shower together. 345 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:09,960 Speaker 2: That combines like all of the family portion of the 346 00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:10,760 Speaker 2: pregnant portion. 347 00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:15,119 Speaker 1: That's a weird niche a weird it's like niche like 348 00:19:15,359 --> 00:19:18,280 Speaker 1: you got you got your lesbi category right right right, 349 00:19:18,359 --> 00:19:22,520 Speaker 1: that's like that's like top the first you know, longing fruit, 350 00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:26,280 Speaker 1: who doesn't, who doesn't? The pregnant like that, you know, 351 00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:29,240 Speaker 1: that's a little bit deeper. And then we had cousins. 352 00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:33,879 Speaker 1: The actually think cousins is more common than pregnancy. I 353 00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:41,439 Speaker 1: would say, damn, you could be right. I mean if 354 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:45,160 Speaker 1: you look at like this, uh like porn hub releases 355 00:19:46,119 --> 00:19:49,280 Speaker 1: corn Hub releases category like like what the what are 356 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:54,600 Speaker 1: each state's most favorite categories? Oh yeah yeah and uh 357 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:58,920 Speaker 1: uh and it's always the like family or family stuff 358 00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:02,480 Speaker 1: in the in the middle of the country usually do 359 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:05,320 Speaker 1: what else are you gonna do? I don't know, Okay, 360 00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:10,639 Speaker 1: I said, absolutely freaking not. We've been waiting for this 361 00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:13,000 Speaker 1: day forever and it should be all about me and 362 00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:16,840 Speaker 1: my rainbow baby. When you see she says rainbow baby, 363 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:18,680 Speaker 1: initially thought like she was having like a gay baby 364 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:25,040 Speaker 1: or okay, my mother is on my side and told 365 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:27,600 Speaker 1: my aunt that they better not announce anything at the party. 366 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:30,200 Speaker 1: My aunt dropped it and nothing else was ever said. 367 00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:37,640 Speaker 1: Member the end of story and sorry, we're tying, just gidding, 368 00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:42,320 Speaker 1: much like the door in Uh Monsters, Inc. When do 369 00:20:42,359 --> 00:20:49,000 Speaker 1: you open it? There's there's a part two, that's right, stupid. 370 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:52,440 Speaker 1: Last Saturday was my baby shower. It was everything I've 371 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:55,240 Speaker 1: waited for. Everything was going so good. No one announced 372 00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:58,200 Speaker 1: my cousin's pregnancy. And when it and when it came 373 00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:00,560 Speaker 1: time for us to eat my cake, my aunt said, 374 00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:06,280 Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, everybody, what's she doing? Auntie? What 375 00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:09,520 Speaker 1: are you doing? And then she went outside her car 376 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:12,760 Speaker 1: to grab something. That was the moment I knew something 377 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:16,239 Speaker 1: was up. My mother and I follow her outside and 378 00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:19,840 Speaker 1: my aunt decided to bring a freaking cake announcing my 379 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:23,600 Speaker 1: cousin's pregnancy. Why and then brought. 380 00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:26,800 Speaker 2: Presents for the cousin make your own damn party, bro. 381 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:30,760 Speaker 1: Dude, she just hijacked the party. She just hijacked it, dude. 382 00:21:31,119 --> 00:21:33,200 Speaker 1: My mother immediately told my aunt that she will not 383 00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:35,840 Speaker 1: be bringing those back into the rec center and they 384 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:37,800 Speaker 1: will not be ruining my day. 385 00:21:38,359 --> 00:21:38,720 Speaker 2: Mm hmm. 386 00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:42,720 Speaker 1: My aunt started throwing a fit screaming, baby is it? 387 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:46,359 Speaker 1: This is a baby shower and it's for babies and 388 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:49,359 Speaker 1: just having a baby. Wait, I'm gonna do it. I'm 389 00:21:49,359 --> 00:21:52,879 Speaker 1: gonna do a low, low voice. Yeah. My aunt started 390 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:53,679 Speaker 1: throwing a fit. 391 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:58,320 Speaker 2: Screaming, this is a baby shower and it's for babies. 392 00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:00,800 Speaker 1: Cousin is having a baby too, so this date is 393 00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:05,880 Speaker 1: about her. To wow, my cousin now joins the screaming 394 00:22:06,119 --> 00:22:08,359 Speaker 1: and says how pissed off she is, that everything is 395 00:22:08,359 --> 00:22:10,800 Speaker 1: always about me, and why do we always have to 396 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:14,720 Speaker 1: be happy for me. They would not stop screaming, so 397 00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:17,400 Speaker 1: they were kicked out by the rec center security, and 398 00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:20,040 Speaker 1: half her family was upset that I wouldn't let her 399 00:22:20,119 --> 00:22:22,880 Speaker 1: have a moment at my shower, so they left too. 400 00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:26,760 Speaker 1: Now everyone is bashing my mother, myself, and the Rainbow 401 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:32,639 Speaker 1: baby on Facebook Rainbow raw and on their backup a 402 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:36,000 Speaker 1: Facebook group. Family texts anything at all, but there's an 403 00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:39,600 Speaker 1: update soon. Some people have asked for an update, and 404 00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:41,600 Speaker 1: this is the type of update I never wanted to make. 405 00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:47,000 Speaker 1: I am truly heartbroken. Okay, strap in, ladies and gents. 406 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:51,119 Speaker 1: First off, my beautiful baby girl came into the world 407 00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:56,200 Speaker 1: three weeks early on June fifteenth, All happy birthday. We've 408 00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:58,679 Speaker 1: been so excited and are enjoying every minute of her. 409 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:02,600 Speaker 1: She's doing amazing and it's always grown so much now. 410 00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:06,520 Speaker 1: The update on my cousin and aunt. On June sixteenth, 411 00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:09,800 Speaker 1: the day after my baby girl was born, my cousin, 412 00:23:10,359 --> 00:23:14,760 Speaker 1: Oh my god, she's freaking like hijacking it again. My 413 00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:19,080 Speaker 1: cousin texted her family group chat saying she had a miscarriage. 414 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:21,199 Speaker 1: I was so sad for her, and despite still being 415 00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:23,200 Speaker 1: upset with her, I told her if she needed anything, 416 00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:27,040 Speaker 1: to call and I would be there for her. That's 417 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:28,720 Speaker 1: the good move. That's a good mood. It's good move. 418 00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:32,760 Speaker 1: Ohpie's nice. Yeah. I spent hours crying for her, with her, 419 00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:36,119 Speaker 1: talking through everything, her feelings, my feelings, how I was 420 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:39,040 Speaker 1: able to cope with my multiple miscarriages. She came over 421 00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:42,360 Speaker 1: a lot, holding on my baby, holding onto my baby, crying. 422 00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:45,879 Speaker 1: I saw a change in her. She seemed so sincere, 423 00:23:47,119 --> 00:23:54,320 Speaker 1: but my cousin lied she was never pregnant. Apparently, a 424 00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:57,720 Speaker 1: few days after her miscarriage, my cousin told her mother 425 00:23:57,840 --> 00:24:00,720 Speaker 1: my aunt, she was loving all the attention she's and 426 00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:03,760 Speaker 1: that's why she lied about being pregnant. She said she 427 00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:06,600 Speaker 1: can't wait to magically get pregnant with her rainbow baby 428 00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:11,760 Speaker 1: soon and even get more attention. A few days ago, 429 00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:14,080 Speaker 1: my aunt made a comment about it to my grandma, 430 00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:16,919 Speaker 1: and my grandma was very upset. My aunt said not 431 00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:19,639 Speaker 1: to tell anyone, especially me, since I'd be so dramatic 432 00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:21,639 Speaker 1: about it. She said it wasn't a big deal and 433 00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:25,119 Speaker 1: everyone needed their time to shine aka my cousin's future 434 00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:29,000 Speaker 1: rainbow baby. Of course, my grandma told everyone, and I 435 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:31,639 Speaker 1: am so heartbroken. Now. I really don't know if my 436 00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:34,439 Speaker 1: aunt did or did not know she lied to begin with, 437 00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:36,800 Speaker 1: but my aunt doesn't even care that she lied, and 438 00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:41,199 Speaker 1: her behavior afterwards was disgusting. I'm leaning more towards she 439 00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:44,160 Speaker 1: knew all along and was in on it. However, we've 440 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:46,600 Speaker 1: all not one hundred percent sure about Grandma cut ties 441 00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:49,760 Speaker 1: with my aunt and cousin. I cannot believe someone would 442 00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:53,359 Speaker 1: stoop solo to lie about being pregnant, than miscaring, than 443 00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:56,240 Speaker 1: having a rainbow baby, all for attention. 444 00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:01,000 Speaker 2: This is the most attention thirsty thing ever I've ever heard. 445 00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:04,159 Speaker 2: The one thing I will respect is she was honest 446 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:04,680 Speaker 2: at the end. 447 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:08,080 Speaker 1: She was honest for attention. Yeah, I know, like that 448 00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:11,119 Speaker 1: that takes some guts to own up to, you know. 449 00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:14,240 Speaker 1: I just I just wanted all the attention. Wow, there 450 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:16,320 Speaker 1: you have it. Hey, if you really want attention, get 451 00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:19,760 Speaker 1: on TikTok. Yeah, there you go. Have a baby on bear. 452 00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:22,040 Speaker 1: That's how we do it. I have a TikTok baby. 453 00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:23,200 Speaker 1: That's right. I am