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Speaker 1: Rooking Jebels Second Date Update. I'm excited about today's second
Speaker 1: date update because the girl who's on the phone to
Speaker 1: do a second date update today asked in her email
Speaker 1: if she could use a fake name and remain anonymous.
Speaker 1: And that means one thing, and one thing only. A
Speaker 1: fake name means she's a stripper. That's right. I'm super
Speaker 1: excited about today's second date update, fellas. She is working
Speaker 1: hard for you. She's got in her solettos and her
Speaker 1: licra and ready to see if she can find love.
Speaker 1: We don't know what a real name is, but she
Speaker 1: goes by Nikki when she's doing her second date update thing.
Speaker 1: So everybody, welcome to center stage. Nikki. What's up, Nikki?
Speaker 1: I'm good? How are you? Did I get it right?
Speaker 1: Are you your strippers? We want to use a pick name.
Speaker 1: You're your cloves? No, I'm kidding, Okay, I'm not a
Speaker 1: super I work in a regular office. That's right. It's
Speaker 1: Nikki from the office cubicle number four. Oh, who's Cole
Speaker 1: Laten Things. She's Cole Laton Things on the daily fellas
Speaker 1: for you. All right, Nicky, I'll stop. I'm sorry. Your
Speaker 1: email said that you would do the second date update
Speaker 1: if you could remain anonymous, and after reading your email,
Speaker 1: I understood exactly why you wanted to do that. Why
Speaker 1: don't you tell everybody your story? Okay, So I went
Speaker 1: on a date with this guy who's actually my supervisor. Um,
Speaker 1: so that's why. So that's why you don't want anyone
Speaker 1: to find out that you guys went out. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: kind of weird now because we both worked in the
Speaker 1: same office, but now he works in a different office.
Speaker 1: He got transferred over. Actually, like right after we went
Speaker 1: on like a date, we'd have this flirtation for a
Speaker 1: while in the office and we would talk via text
Speaker 1: a little bit, and then we went to this work
Speaker 1: party and he actually like officially asked me out. But
Speaker 1: you know, we didn't want to make a big thing
Speaker 1: about it. We didn't want everyone to know, so we
Speaker 1: were trying to keep it really quiet. But you guys
Speaker 1: weren't really dating. You just want a one date right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but we had like a flirtation for a while. You
Speaker 1: know when you kind of have like a thing with
Speaker 1: someone and it's maybe it is obvious, but you're trying
Speaker 1: not to make it be obvious. Like in the office,
Speaker 1: but you know you're not really supposed to like date
Speaker 1: your boss. Yeah, it's like every time they walk by
Speaker 1: your desk, you drop a pin and be like, can
Speaker 1: you pick that up for me? Bent over a lot?
Speaker 1: Did I just pour this cup of water on my head?
Speaker 1: I'm wearing a white shirt, boss. I know how the
Speaker 1: flirting game goes in the office and if we're going
Speaker 1: to around an office or two in my day. So
Speaker 1: you guys actually did go out on a date though. Yeah.
Speaker 1: We went to dinner. We went to this kind of
Speaker 1: like hole in the wall restaurant, like really small off
Speaker 1: the beaten path, so no one could see you and
Speaker 1: you couldn't get caught. Yeah, which was kind of like fun.
Speaker 1: We sat like in the back. It was really romantic. Actually,
Speaker 1: we had a really nice time. Is your I mean
Speaker 1: the place where you work? Would this be like a
Speaker 1: huge deal? Would he get fired over something like this?
Speaker 1: I mean I don't know that he would be fired,
Speaker 1: but everyone would gossip about it. We wouldn't be able
Speaker 1: to live that down, Like he might not lose his job.
Speaker 1: I don't know that I would want to say working
Speaker 1: there if people found out, though. Really okay, So how
Speaker 1: was your guys' actual date? It was a really good date.
Speaker 1: We had a lot of fun. How much fun? Did
Speaker 1: you have a lot of fun? I don't know, it
Speaker 1: was a lot of fun. Did your date go on
Speaker 1: until the morning time? I'm not saying anymore about I
Speaker 1: think we all know the answer to that based on
Speaker 1: what you just said. All right, So how did everything
Speaker 1: in with him? What's the last time that you guys
Speaker 1: talked the morning after our date? We get that question
Speaker 1: answered again? All right, So what's the last thing that
Speaker 1: you guys said to each other? Well, there wasn't a
Speaker 1: lot of talking. Wow, you're being vague, but you're telling
Speaker 1: us more about your date than most people do on
Speaker 1: their second date. Update. Yeah, apparently you guys had a
Speaker 1: lot of pent up tension between the end to get
Speaker 1: out of the way. So after you guys were done
Speaker 1: with all of that, how many times have you tried
Speaker 1: to get a hold of him? Well, I've called his
Speaker 1: new office like two times, three times, but I don't
Speaker 1: ever relieve a message because I don't want to have
Speaker 1: to go through his assistant. I feel like then everyone
Speaker 1: would know it would be really awkward. And I texted
Speaker 1: him and he didn't respond it. I feel like now
Speaker 1: I'm being creepy. I feel like I'm being that girl
Speaker 1: who spends like fifty messages and it's like, why aren't
Speaker 1: you texting you that. I don't want to be like that,
Speaker 1: so I kind of thought doing that. So I mean,
Speaker 1: when you guys were hanging out, was there talk about like, oh,
Speaker 1: I've waited so long to be with you or did
Speaker 1: it feel more like just a crazy hook up night?
Speaker 1: So it didn't feel like a crazy hook up night.
Speaker 1: There wasn't like a whole serious, like I would like
Speaker 1: to date you now conversation, but we definitely had a
Speaker 1: conversation about how nice it was to be able to
Speaker 1: spend time with each other outside of the office. We
Speaker 1: both said that we really had enjoyed like spending time
Speaker 1: together and that we would like to do again. But
Speaker 1: now I can't get a hold of him. So you know,
Speaker 1: that's why I came to you guys, because I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe he didn't mean any of that when he said that. Okay,
Speaker 1: I meant it when I said it. Well, play a song,
Speaker 1: come back, call him and get your second date update.
Speaker 1: All right, Okay, all right, and I promise I will
Speaker 1: keep your name anonymous. Nikki. You have my word, and
Speaker 1: if there's one thing I have, it's my honor, unlike Nikki,
Speaker 1: who's lying to us about her name in the second
Speaker 1: date update. Okay, hang on, all right, thank you, King Jubil.
Speaker 1: In the morning second update, right in the middle of
Speaker 1: a second date update, if you're just joining us, Nikki
Speaker 1: is on the phone. Quote Nikki end quote because that's
Speaker 1: not her real name. She wanted to be anonymous, so
Speaker 1: that's what we're calling her. She actually went out with
Speaker 1: her boss at work. They had a fun evening that
Speaker 1: lasted until the next morning, if you get my drift,
Speaker 1: And then after that her boss got transferred and he
Speaker 1: hasn't talked to her at all, so she wants to
Speaker 1: give him a call and find out what went wrong. Hey, Nikki,
Speaker 1: how much thought did you give to your alias? Like
Speaker 1: your real name isn't Nicole, right? Question? That'd be pretty
Speaker 1: fun night. Like we talked to him and we're like, hey, Nikki,
Speaker 1: I know that's a fake name, and he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's Nicole. I know Nikola very well. Okay, so you
Speaker 1: gave your alias a little more thought than that. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, What I mean, what are we going to
Speaker 1: call him? Do we get his real name? Or is
Speaker 1: that a fake name too? Can you? Can you beep
Speaker 1: it out? Yeah? We can beep out or I'll start
Speaker 1: calling him Nikki too. You guys can both be Niki, Nicole,
Speaker 1: Nicki and Nicole. Well, I don't know, we'll figure it out,
Speaker 1: but we'll start to call by beeping out his name,
Speaker 1: so you don't put him on blasts either. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: thank you, all right, here we go. I'm gonna doll
Speaker 1: the fun of it right now. Blue all right, can
Speaker 1: I speak to please? This is speaking loose? Hey man?
Speaker 1: How are you? This is jew Bowl from Brook and
Speaker 1: Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show, Jeb Yeah,
Speaker 1: jew Bil I host a radio show called Brook and
Speaker 1: Jewel in the Morning. Okay, how are you doing today?
Speaker 1: I'm all right? Is this business related? Yeah? Loosely kind of? Is? Um?
Speaker 1: You recently actually went out on a date with somebody
Speaker 1: who works for your company, so this is not business related. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean it sort of is. You guys work in
Speaker 1: the same industry and you went out on a date,
Speaker 1: so you know, honestly, I don't really feel comfortable discussing this.
Speaker 1: It's a private matter. But if I can just ask
Speaker 1: you like a couple of questions, because she's just curious,
Speaker 1: she won't tell us her. Really, I have no idea
Speaker 1: who you are, and I can't really answer a bunch
Speaker 1: of personal questions here, I know, but let me tell
Speaker 1: you this. You're anonymous right now, and she's anonymous too.
Speaker 1: She hasn't even given us her real name. We know
Speaker 1: her as Nikki. What do you mean that I'm anonymous?
Speaker 1: I don't understand that we beeped your name out of this,
Speaker 1: so nobody will hear your name. I just have a
Speaker 1: couple of questions for you, and then we'll let you go.
Speaker 1: What are your questions because I can't really tell you
Speaker 1: a whole lot. So this girl, Nikki, that's what we
Speaker 1: know her by. I'm sure you know her as another name.
Speaker 1: She told us about how you guys were very flirty
Speaker 1: at work and then you ended up going out on
Speaker 1: a date and kind of spent the night together. And
Speaker 1: since then you got transferred to like a different office,
Speaker 1: and now she can't get a hold of you, and
Speaker 1: she wants to know if she did something wrong. No,
Speaker 1: I mean that's the short answer. She did not do
Speaker 1: anything wrong, and she should not feel like she did
Speaker 1: do anything. Well, okay, is there anything that I can
Speaker 1: tell her or is there a reason that you haven't
Speaker 1: reached out to her? Yes, there is a reason. Um,
Speaker 1: I guess you could tell her that and then just
Speaker 1: let her know that it's it's not her fault and
Speaker 1: that the situation, I guess is is evolving. That's that's
Speaker 1: all I can really say. That is so vague. Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, I would be going crazy if I were
Speaker 1: her right now? So do you like her? I mean
Speaker 1: this is absolutely anonymous. Yes, yes, I promise you we
Speaker 1: will not divulge your name or any information about you.
Speaker 1: We strictly just want to know about the relationship between
Speaker 1: you two. Okay, Yes, I like her? Okay, So what's
Speaker 1: the problem then? It's um, wait, can you guys relay
Speaker 1: a message to her? Is that cool? Yeah? Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: the whole point. I'll tell her whatever you want me
Speaker 1: to tell her. You can tell her not to worry
Speaker 1: and just explain that I was a bit careless in
Speaker 1: the way that we initially communicated. What is that and
Speaker 1: she'll understand that. She'll understand that. Well, now I want
Speaker 1: to know, because didn't you just ask her out on
Speaker 1: a date and then you guys went on a date
Speaker 1: and then it, you know, had a really fun night.
Speaker 1: It was a situation where we communicated via email and
Speaker 1: we were not we should not have communicated by email
Speaker 1: because we were using work emails. Oh so you got busted. Yes, Basically,
Speaker 1: I was sort of in a position where I was
Speaker 1: being vetted for a promotion, and therefore the server was
Speaker 1: being monitored and they raised that as a red flag
Speaker 1: and it was a very serious issue and actions were
Speaker 1: taken and hopefully that those actions sort of satisfied my
Speaker 1: superior and everything is you know, everything is defined. Now.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. So did you get transferred because you got
Speaker 1: caught hooking up with Nikki? No? Not because of that.
Speaker 1: I you know, I elected to could transferred as a
Speaker 1: way of sort of appeasing my superiors. There was a
Speaker 1: question of whether or not I would be fit for
Speaker 1: the promotion, and that was sort of a bargaining ship
Speaker 1: that I used, and I was not happy about having
Speaker 1: to do that, but that was sort of the one
Speaker 1: the one thing that could get them off my tail.
Speaker 1: Why can't why can't you just tell her that right
Speaker 1: because we still work in the same company. To continue
Speaker 1: communicating would would be a disregard of that contract that
Speaker 1: I have with my superior. So they told they transferred
Speaker 1: you and then told you you couldn't contact her. We
Speaker 1: work at the same company, and I have to respect that.
Speaker 1: I hope you called your boss a block. Well you
Speaker 1: can't even like email her on her personal email account,
Speaker 1: and it's crazy. Honestly, I don't want to take any chances.
Speaker 1: I was told by my superiors that I was not
Speaker 1: supposed to contact her, and although we're not in the
Speaker 1: same branch, she's done on my team anymore. It's it's
Speaker 1: inappropriate for us to continue communicating. So you want me
Speaker 1: to tell her that your boss has found out transferred
Speaker 1: you to another place and told you never to talk
Speaker 1: to her again. So now don't say that to her.
Speaker 1: Just let her know that I am currently seeking a
Speaker 1: new job, so that may change shortly. You're going to
Speaker 1: find a new job just so you can date her,
Speaker 1: I would like to that's that's The hope is that
Speaker 1: I could find a similar position and then we could
Speaker 1: resume everything. Um, yeah, that's the hope. Wow, all right,
Speaker 1: I can't tell her that, but you said you could
Speaker 1: pass a message on for me. I can. I'm just
Speaker 1: not going to say it to her because you actually
Speaker 1: already did. She's on the other line listening to this
Speaker 1: conversation and wants to talk to you. What. Yeah, Nikki,
Speaker 1: are you there? Hi? Oh my god, Hi, Hi, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I will take off guard here. Um, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm I had no idea. First of all, I'm really
Speaker 1: sorry that happened. But you don't have to look for
Speaker 1: another job. That's absurd. I mean, I can't even believe
Speaker 1: that you're on the radio. I mean, did you listen
Speaker 1: to the entire thing where you've been listening. I did
Speaker 1: listen to the entire thing. Yeah, okay. Um, I didn't
Speaker 1: know even me to get in touch with you. I
Speaker 1: kept calling and texting, right. Well, I guess now you
Speaker 1: know why. Um, yeah, I wasn't. I wasn't trying to
Speaker 1: blow you off. I appreciate that. I'm really flattered, I
Speaker 1: really am, but I I feel uncomfortable about you quitting
Speaker 1: a job. We went on one date. Like, that's not
Speaker 1: a reason to quit your job so that you can
Speaker 1: continue to see me, Like that's crazy. It's a really
Speaker 1: good promotion. It is a good promotion, but it's also
Speaker 1: a situation where I do like you and it would
Speaker 1: be nice to to at least see where that could go.
Speaker 1: And if I could find something that was similar, you know,
Speaker 1: i'd be willing to do you love this company, like
Speaker 1: why I do? You're right, I do love the company,
Speaker 1: That's that's what. But I could also love it's another company,
Speaker 1: and I think if I could have both, then that
Speaker 1: would be desirable. Nikki, I'm so confused. Why are you
Speaker 1: trying to talk him out of this? Because what if
Speaker 1: then it doesn't work out? Like, what if it doesn't
Speaker 1: work out and you put your job for me because
Speaker 1: we went on one date and it was really fun,
Speaker 1: you know that's I feel weird about that. I understand that,
Speaker 1: but you know, I'm not going to take some huge
Speaker 1: pay cut and do some some crazy thing. But you know, honestly,
Speaker 1: I think if this is something that we could explore,
Speaker 1: then then why not do it? If I could find
Speaker 1: something that's interesting, and I mean it's a risk, but
Speaker 1: it's a risk that I'm really willing to take if
Speaker 1: I get to if I get to date you. That's
Speaker 1: very sweet. That's very sweet. Do you have any prospects
Speaker 1: right now or have you just started the job search.
Speaker 1: I've started the job search and there I have a
Speaker 1: few leads. I'll say that. That's good. Dude, Nikki. I mean,
Speaker 1: he sounds pretty dreamy, and you were like super into
Speaker 1: him before you heard about this. I mean, I am
Speaker 1: really really into him. I don't want to say I
Speaker 1: can't believe that this, this is what it is like.
Speaker 1: This is the reason I don't know what to do,
Speaker 1: Like it feels like this is just not feel weird
Speaker 1: and nice. You got a guy who's willing to quit
Speaker 1: his job for you, I know. I mean, listen, I'll
Speaker 1: take the lead on on figuring all that out. You
Speaker 1: don't have to worry about it. Um, let me handle that,
Speaker 1: and then after things change, you know, we can definitely
Speaker 1: be in touch. So I would like that. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: I have to ask this because it's a second day update.
Speaker 1: We already kind of know the answer, But would you
Speaker 1: like to go out on a second date? We will
Speaker 1: pay for it, but not until you have new employment.
Speaker 1: I would like that very much. Yes, all right, so cute.
Speaker 1: Will you keep us up to date on how it goes? Yes,
Speaker 1: all right, Well it's a successful second date update. Then
Speaker 1: congratulations you guys, thank you, You're welcome, whatever your names are.
Speaker 1: I'm really happy for broken jewil in the morning text
Speaker 1: in at seven eight five nine two that says, if
Speaker 1: I was a woman, I would jump this dude's bones
Speaker 1: talking about today's second date update. And I think a
Speaker 1: lot of people feel the same way. We're even getting
Speaker 1: texts from people who say they were crying on their
Speaker 1: way to work. This girl named Nicki that is not
Speaker 1: her real name, she wanted to remain anonymous called a
Speaker 1: guy named Craig, not his real name either. The reason
Speaker 1: is they worked to get well worked together, kind of
Speaker 1: messed around a little bit. Hr found out he got
Speaker 1: transferred and was told to stop talking to her or
Speaker 1: else he could lose his job. Right, That's why he
Speaker 1: wasn't calling her back after their date. After talking to
Speaker 1: him more, we found out that he's actually looking for
Speaker 1: another job because he wants to date her so bad.
Speaker 1: He's willing to find another job somewhere else. And once
Speaker 1: he finds new employment, then they can date again. I'm
Speaker 1: just I'm already planning their wedding in my head. They're
Speaker 1: gonna have two kids. It's gonna be a really fantastic event. Yeah,
Speaker 1: these are one of the ones that I just love.
Speaker 1: I hope they get married and run away together. I
Speaker 1: think we found our new morning show intern. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: give that guy a job here as our intern. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It sounds like he's a very high powered executive type two.
Speaker 1: But he can come here and like update our Facebook
Speaker 1: and get paid a little bit, and then they can date.
Speaker 1: You can have everything he wants. Remember, if you want
Speaker 1: a second date update, all you have to do his
Speaker 1: email the show and we will call the person who
Speaker 1: didn't call you back five