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Speaker 1: When you're a guest to my home, you gotta come

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Speaker 2: Presence and.

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Speaker 3: I already had too much stuff, So how do you

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Speaker 4: Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Richard Wine, girl.

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Speaker 4: We are here in the studio. I'm having the time

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Speaker 4: of my life already. Let's go going on. Let's see. Oh,

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Speaker 4: this morning I woke up screaming, and so far that's

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Speaker 4: is this called a Charlie horse, which is if you've

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Speaker 4: hop right in the shower. So that's what happened this morning. Otherwise,

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Speaker 4: this week was kind of just leveled for me because

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Speaker 4: I found out someone that I don't respect it's still

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Speaker 4: And I've heard nothing but bad things about this person,

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Speaker 4: and he's having the time of his life. So but

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Speaker 4: at least I get to have a Charlie Horse and

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Speaker 4: now is there anything else that's important to the Patreon.

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Speaker 4: Let's not forget about the Patreon. And that's why I

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Speaker 4: nag you patreon dot com slash, I said, no gifts,

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Speaker 4: bonus episodes similar to this. I talked to guests those

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Speaker 4: two a month. I'm now recapping Secret Lives. No, I'm

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Speaker 4: Salt Lake City Housewives, the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

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Speaker 4: And I'm the expert. I'm kind of the person. So

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Speaker 4: come on over. There's a bunch of other things happening.

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Speaker 4: You know, I'm in control. So it's a disaster, but

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Speaker 4: it's a good time. And now I think I've covered everything.

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Speaker 4: Let me look at my document. Yes, i think I've

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Speaker 4: Today's guests are just fantastic and we're gonna have a

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Speaker 4: great time. It's Mackenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon. You're too welcomed,

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Speaker 4: I said, no, kid, Oh, thank you, and I'll say

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Speaker 4: again thank you for being You.

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Speaker 2: Have such a good voice and body and hr I'm

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Speaker 2: sorry everybody. You're the strongest.

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Speaker 4: I'm the strongest guy.

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Speaker 2: Holy congratulations, congratulations, you're working out frequently.

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Speaker 4: I actually, if we want to get into working out,

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Speaker 4: I do it. Work out twice a week for half

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Speaker 4: an hour each time. That's insane. And I leave dry heaving.

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Speaker 5: What are you doing for thirty minutes at you're heaving?

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Speaker 4: Stare masks again, stare master half an hour?

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Speaker 5: No, I would love to get a stair master.

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Speaker 4: I would love to get a StairMaster too. I wish

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Speaker 5: Yeah, they're scary.

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Speaker 2: They're so scary, and they want I think ideally you

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Speaker 4: Oh? Interesting? They want your arms just kind of flopping. Well,

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Speaker 4: I think ideally, oh right, they want you marching.

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Speaker 2: blades and you have poles. Yes, it's an but it

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Speaker 2: really blasts the glutes, really blasts those glutes. It really

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Speaker 4: I literally the podcast blast the ass blast that as

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Speaker 4: pained to the chair chair master. Now here's a new idea.

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Speaker 4: This is where we come up with new concepts and

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Speaker 2: The chair master, how about we give those glutes a rest,

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Speaker 4: I love that.

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Speaker 5: Well it's working. It's actually you're getting mad results.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the only way I know how to work out.

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Speaker 4: Everyone's good at it until they're being helicoptered out.

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Speaker 5: Because if you put your ore in wrong, you can

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Speaker 2: When I'm working on I'm not trying to blast my trake.

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Speaker 2: Trying to blast the ass. Did you see that lesbian

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Speaker 4: That's the thing to happen. Wait, who was in it?

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Speaker 4: What a team up that would be.

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Speaker 5: Is there any full frontal it's not enough.

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Speaker 2: No, like like a little ominous. Oh, she like rows

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Speaker 4: Right, they're clipping their nails at high speed.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she's catching a crab. I don't know. It's scary,

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Speaker 5: But okay, that's always great question.

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Speaker 4: At what cost?

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Speaker 2: Right is there not?

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Speaker 5: Or is it just too thin lipped white women?

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Speaker 2: It's thin lipped white women exactly how we are protesting

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I am too. Yeah, it's starting.

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Speaker 4: That is a real movie, and it seems like You're

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Speaker 2: Ever saw and I can't quite remember it, so did

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Speaker 4: It seems like it would be thrilling, though it feels

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Speaker 4: like it could be what's the drumming movie? Some of

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Miles Teller, Miles Teller, the movie teller, I've seen it.

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Speaker 4: One of the most punishable men.

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Speaker 5: Yes, wait, I have to. I mean TeleSoft put we

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Speaker 4: I don't think you would actually, well, there's probably like

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Speaker 5: He keeps doing being a man I hate.

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Speaker 4: That's well, then where's my doing it?

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Speaker 3: Over?

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Speaker 5: And but you're a ginger?

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Speaker 4: Oh that's true.

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Speaker 2: That's hard.

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Speaker 4: I've got the world working against I know.

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Speaker 2: It was recently not to bring it back to Europe.

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Speaker 2: Stop was recently on a cruise with like almost three

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Speaker 2: thousand gay men. I was booked to do stand up

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Speaker 5: And by full coverage, you don't just mean like a

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Speaker 4: Yeah, like full pants.

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Speaker 4: For anything, begging for just a peak of skin.

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Speaker 2: I'm scared of the sun as as ginger. Also I'm

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Speaker 2: I heard and I'm hearing the notes and I'm fine.

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Speaker 2: I mean, my pasty level is like very high. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm around twenty eight hundred gay men. Nobody's gonna look

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Speaker 5: Think elsewhere, right, you're misunderstanding gay men.

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Speaker 2: But I took off my turtleneck or whatever the fuck

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Speaker 2: gay men were like, whoa that is a lot of sundamage, girl,

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Speaker 2: A lot of like girl, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: You know, you know gay men are like girl, you

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Speaker 5: You do have a lot of sundamage.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. It honestly looks I forget what it

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Speaker 4: Men and they're all wagging their finger at you. Yes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like, go inside mother hens.

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Speaker 4: Yes. Interesting because they're part of the problem saying everyone

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Speaker 4: should be tanned.

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Speaker 5: Yes, So it's like, yes, I.

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Speaker 2: Can't choose a lane right as a lesbian and a ginger. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I cannot win on that boat.

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Speaker 5: You can't win on that boat. But the lesbian community

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Speaker 5: doesn't need you to be tanned, right. In fact, they

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Speaker 5: love the PMW vibe. It's oh yeah, pasty is kind

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Speaker 4: The best possible world to be in as a ginger, right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the lesbian community because it's mostly candlelight, and that

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Speaker 5: It's the warm light, yes, warm light. But I do

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Speaker 2: It's a great point. I can't think of one gay

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Speaker 2: the entire A single mom work to jobs. Interestingly, one

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Speaker 4: Interesting Not a single ginger person has ever been straight? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: This is Kenny loves gingers, which is really sweet. Ginger

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Speaker 4: Well I would be, They're just I would be there

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Speaker 5: Yeah, finally, you'd really shine.

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Speaker 2: There are kind of showing up like do you guys

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Speaker 4: That's an underrated part of the cruise experience, hanging out

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Speaker 2: I did bond almost exclusively with the staff of the

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Speaker 2: And I I'm just very drawn to talking to women.

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Speaker 2: I'm really glad you asked? Of course, Athens is where

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Speaker 4: Santorini beautiful, Oh okay.

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Speaker 2: Cairo in Egypt, oh my god. Yeah, and then I

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Speaker 2: I went deep. I saw the Pyramids.

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Speaker 4: I went like the pyramids.

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Speaker 2: also went to Istanbul where they were there for almost

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Speaker 4: Yeah, for a boat. Usually they're like, you've got three

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Speaker 2: You significant And the only one that was shorter was

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Speaker 2: and I was like, Okay, this is fucking stupid, the

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Speaker 2: gayest island. It's too windy to get there. These men

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Speaker 2: I thought I would off the boat. But I hadn't

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Speaker 2: done a cruise since high school when I performed on

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Speaker 4: You know me, Wow, you will only perform on a cruise, correct.

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Speaker 4: It is not a vacation, it's a performance. Yes, And

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Speaker 4: I think that's probably the best way to do it well.

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Speaker 2: I think also most of those guys in the cruise

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Speaker 4: They were getting paid.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, exactlyweight.

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Speaker 5: Do you want to tell who you brought on the

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Speaker 2: I brought my mom, Oh I did sweet, my wife

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Speaker 2: too busy working my mom retired, right, and I was like,

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Speaker 2: it was a girls trip. It was a girls trip. Cute.

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Speaker 4: Now, did your mom go to the pool? Did she

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Speaker 4: get shamed by the gay man?

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Speaker 2: Yes, we all were. They're merciless, that's what they can be. Mean,

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Speaker 2: the boats were, Yeah, we I had a great time,

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Speaker 2: and I'm glad that I brought. I mean, I haven't

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Speaker 4: Do you have siblings one?

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Speaker 2: Okay, but I'm very clearly the favorite are a child?

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Speaker 4: I have three siblings, okay, three?

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Speaker 2: What's the rank?

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Speaker 5: No, I mean, like in likability, what's the rank? If

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Speaker 5: your parents were to ranking, it was for the best.

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Speaker 4: The favorite is me. I'm number one, and then there's

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Speaker 4: Ye as not even the other three aren't loved.

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Speaker 5: Williams forgotten.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, my parents have tried to get rid of Yes,

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Speaker 4: hasn't stuck. But I'm number one. I'm the king, I'm

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Speaker 4: rest of my siblings are all they just want to

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Speaker 2: Right, well you love the best body, So I think

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Speaker 4: Our parents love my body.

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Speaker 2: What ranking are you? Are you favorite in.

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Speaker 5: The favorite in your family?

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Speaker 4: Just too well?

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Speaker 5: Two and then I have two steps of blazing okay,

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Speaker 5: but number one, I'm still number one for sure.

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Speaker 4: It was a competition.

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Speaker 5: Never never, sorry, not with a blowout like this, No, no, no.

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Speaker 4: No, how could they another bunch of duds and the.

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Speaker 5: New Yeah, yeah, as it should be this morning. I

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Speaker 5: just want to say I love my family. They're all amazing,

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Speaker 5: and I'm definitely not the favorite, right I think.

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Speaker 2: I think in your family and I know that how

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Speaker 2: this sounds, you're my favorite.

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Speaker 3: Yes.

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Speaker 2: When I show up to Mackenzie's house, we do shows

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Speaker 4: Well, you're the star.

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Speaker 5: No, no, no, me, not to me. They pushed me

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Speaker 5: My dad is always like, great bod, great body. You're

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Speaker 4: You should go after this guy.

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Speaker 2: I should fuck your dad.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I believe.

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Speaker 2: I haven't tried. I know if I try a little bit,

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Speaker 4: You ruin family. You can destroy this.

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Speaker 2: You're so lucky that I'm not power hungry because I

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Speaker 2: especially in Phoenix. Yes, yeah, got another place that's tough

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Speaker 5: And that's where I met most of my favorite gingers

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Speaker 4: They probably stood out. They did, oh my god, stood

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Speaker 4: Now I don't I don't want to stay around the

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Speaker 4: that you went on one. Agreed, But I just want

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Speaker 4: I would get there and I would be like, that's

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Speaker 2: Massive? What would you compare it to so many banks?

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Speaker 2: three Pyramids of Giza, the one, two, three.

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Speaker 5: Have you guys not been on the History Channel?

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Speaker 4: What's happening?

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Speaker 2: Are you doing ancient Aliens?

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Speaker 5: Dude, it's not even fool correspond Aliens. I started it.

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Speaker 5: I'm the ep of ancient Aliens.

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Speaker 2: You love those fucking aliens. Well, when we're on the

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Speaker 4: You're in a hotel room, and that's not on Why

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Speaker 4: are you in a hotel?

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Speaker 5: Exactly exactly. We watch that in wrestling when we're on

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Speaker 2: That genuinely brings me so much joy, joy that a

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Speaker 5: Never.

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Speaker 2: No, I have so much fun. Okay, but you love

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Speaker 5: I love ancient aliens because I also have the skull

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Speaker 5: of an ancient alien. Yes, you do, which we found

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Speaker 5: out recently. I put my hair up once and Rachel

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Speaker 5: was like, my god, it looks like the Lombardi Trophy.

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Speaker 2: Because you can't tell right now, but her head it's

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Speaker 4: My biggest fear of This is why I can't lose

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Speaker 4: whatever's under there is going to it can't be seen

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Speaker 4: ruined people, yes, for sure. Or there's a map that's

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: So I'm just like, we got to keep the hair

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Speaker 5: My school shape is disgusting.

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Speaker 2: It's I like it about you though, everything about you.

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Speaker 2: It makes you unique, and I think that's really special.

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Speaker 5: So we watched the History Channel a lot.

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Speaker 4: And what did you learn on Ancient Aliens that you

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Speaker 5: Well, that there's so many Well no, I didn't learn

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Speaker 5: it on there. I watch other other watch one other show,

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Speaker 5: one other show, not the brag. There's so many pyramids

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Speaker 5: and there's so many tombs.

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Speaker 2: They're all of us. So I did not know that

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Speaker 2: because I do have sex with people, so I wasn't

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Speaker 2: watching whatever she's watching. But I showed up. I saw

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Speaker 2: you know, I mean, we're living, we're living, living, But

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Speaker 2: it's the biggest. It's actually just on the highest ground,

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Speaker 2: the biggest one of the people left. Oh, but you

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Speaker 2: a queer person. I'm like, I'll never make it there

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00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:01,439
Speaker 2: without being stoned to death. I'm sure, but I didn't.

445
00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:05,600
Speaker 2: I thought you would kind of wait in line around

446
00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:08,640
Speaker 2: a thousand people and take like a photo that has

447
00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,840
Speaker 2: like a thousand other people in it, and then you

448
00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:13,160
Speaker 2: get there and you're like, it's kind of small. When

449
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:15,600
Speaker 2: the timing that I went there was like right before

450
00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:18,760
Speaker 2: they closed, so most people were gone, and I had

451
00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:22,280
Speaker 2: basically the pyramids to myself and my mom for about

452
00:19:22,359 --> 00:19:25,679
Speaker 2: twenty minutes awesome, And I walked all the way up

453
00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:28,080
Speaker 2: to I sat on the first stone of it.

454
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,160
Speaker 4: This is something that would not happen in the United States.

455
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:31,639
Speaker 4: There would be a rope around it or a fence.

456
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:34,120
Speaker 2: Right, They're just out there and like, you can walk

457
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:35,439
Speaker 2: up to it, you can touch it. I was like,

458
00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:38,760
Speaker 2: these are mess I fucked it. I feel of course

459
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:43,040
Speaker 2: I fucked it. Yeah, it was a bottom sozing well.

460
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:45,080
Speaker 5: I did, oh sorry, very passive, but it was.

461
00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:47,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, one of those things where I was like, I

462
00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:52,199
Speaker 2: was so glad that it was as momentous as you

463
00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:54,520
Speaker 2: would like it to be. The sphinx, you know.

464
00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:58,360
Speaker 4: Right huge. But come on, let's go to comparison here.

465
00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:01,119
Speaker 4: I've all we're talking about is bank. So far it

466
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:02,200
Speaker 4: is bigger.

467
00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:06,040
Speaker 2: Than a bank of a single bigger than a bank.

468
00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:11,000
Speaker 4: Let's say the Glendale Galleria. Okay, now that's also very short.

469
00:20:11,119 --> 00:20:13,840
Speaker 5: That's short. Well, you can't go you gotta think higher.

470
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is, like it's fat and high.

471
00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:18,600
Speaker 5: What about the Capitol what is it? Capitol records building?

472
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,840
Speaker 4: Oh, interesting, capital records. That's tall.

473
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,199
Speaker 2: Do you know what I'm learning right now is that

474
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,720
Speaker 2: I have no idea how to do scale yeah.

475
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:26,800
Speaker 4: I probably couldn't do scale either, to be honest.

476
00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:28,280
Speaker 5: But it's big. It's huge.

477
00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:31,240
Speaker 2: It's so big built. When you show up, you go.

478
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:34,119
Speaker 2: I do see how people think Aliens did make this

479
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:37,320
Speaker 2: because it doesn't even make sense. It's also perfect.

480
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,520
Speaker 5: I feel like the entire state building.

481
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:41,560
Speaker 2: Hello. Yeah, yeah, it's too big.

482
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,960
Speaker 4: It's too big. If we dropped it in downtown LA,

483
00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:46,040
Speaker 4: would we be able to see it from here?

484
00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:46,880
Speaker 3: Well?

485
00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:47,879
Speaker 4: You know what you see downtown.

486
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:51,040
Speaker 5: You can't see anything from burbank, right, you can't see

487
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:52,960
Speaker 5: if there was nothing else around and we were flat.

488
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:56,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's big, it's big. I got on some camels,

489
00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:59,280
Speaker 2: which people have been yelling at me about why thank

490
00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:00,480
Speaker 2: you for I'm you guys.

491
00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:02,000
Speaker 4: Reacted like kind of harmony.

492
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:05,640
Speaker 5: I'm Bacon to camel culture. I'm from I just want

493
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:08,520
Speaker 5: people from Arizona. I've been on a lot of camels.

494
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,640
Speaker 4: You've been on a camel. Yeah, I'm the only person

495
00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:15,520
Speaker 4: here who hasn't been on a camel. Can stop a camel?

496
00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:16,320
Speaker 2: Also huge?

497
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,200
Speaker 5: So you're getting canceled for being on a camel.

498
00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:20,480
Speaker 4: Yes, people don't want you on a camel.

499
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:23,320
Speaker 2: I kind of thought camel would be like horse. Camel

500
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:25,240
Speaker 2: is so much taller than a horse.

501
00:21:25,359 --> 00:21:27,000
Speaker 5: You need like a ladder to get on them. Yeah,

502
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:27,920
Speaker 5: unless they get down.

503
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:30,240
Speaker 4: They got down for me because they get down, which

504
00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:30,760
Speaker 4: is amazing.

505
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:33,360
Speaker 2: Lu was the camel's name, and I bonded with her

506
00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:35,800
Speaker 2: so much. Sometimes when I look at animals, I think

507
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:37,879
Speaker 2: to myself, like I do think we can. We're not

508
00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:39,920
Speaker 2: speaking to each other, but we're feeling each other each other.

509
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,879
Speaker 4: Yeah, like here, yeah, And people said you shouldn't have

510
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:45,840
Speaker 4: done that, correct, because it's something.

511
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:47,400
Speaker 2: I don't know. They're like, what if that camel's tired?

512
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:48,919
Speaker 2: And I'm like I was also tired and I couldn't

513
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:52,360
Speaker 2: used a ride. Sorry, that's not right, that's not right.

514
00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:52,840
Speaker 2: That's not right.

515
00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:54,879
Speaker 5: There's the thing. Every anything you do on the internet,

516
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:56,000
Speaker 5: people are gonna come after you.

517
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:59,040
Speaker 4: For I was, how are you to know exactly?

518
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:01,720
Speaker 2: And as a queer person in Egypt.

519
00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:02,920
Speaker 5: And you see a camel, you're gonna ride a camel?

520
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:06,119
Speaker 2: Just gonna do. We'll get on the camel whatever the

521
00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:07,480
Speaker 2: tour guide tells me to do.

522
00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:11,560
Speaker 4: I'm going your okay, Now you're like excusing it because

523
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:12,400
Speaker 4: you were a hostage.

524
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:18,080
Speaker 5: I don't believemore a camera.

525
00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:19,679
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm going to do whatever. The man

526
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:21,679
Speaker 2: told me to get safe. And this man was like,

527
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,479
Speaker 2: you guys better go get on those camels. And I

528
00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:25,200
Speaker 2: was like, I have to.

529
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:28,840
Speaker 4: Really, but I really wouldn't think twice I'd be like, yeah.

530
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:33,119
Speaker 2: A horse, yeah right, I mean that's also yeah. I

531
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:35,320
Speaker 2: mean I look at horse horses who are cops, and

532
00:22:35,359 --> 00:22:37,920
Speaker 2: I'm like, what if they're tired that they are?

533
00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:40,240
Speaker 5: Are we have anybody ever yelled at a cop?

534
00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:41,560
Speaker 2: Well, I just want this to say.

535
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:42,800
Speaker 5: I think we should start here first.

536
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:43,480
Speaker 2: What we need to start yelling.

537
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:44,720
Speaker 5: We need to start yelling at cops.

538
00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:47,320
Speaker 2: Horses were yelling at cops. What else are we against? Oh,

539
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:49,960
Speaker 2: thin lipped white lesbian's kissing.

540
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:52,880
Speaker 5: Yeah right, or just thin lips in general? For sure,

541
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:56,199
Speaker 5: givet to cancelers because we have the world's smallest lips too.

542
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:58,479
Speaker 4: I wouldn't describe you if I feel like they're in

543
00:22:58,520 --> 00:22:59,640
Speaker 4: proportion to your faces.

544
00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:00,640
Speaker 2: Thank you.

545
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:02,919
Speaker 5: Nobody's ever said that. Nobody's ever said that. Even my

546
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:06,680
Speaker 5: wife is like, how dare you my wife?

547
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:11,399
Speaker 6: Her pathetic lis okay, oh interesting, Well you can't both

548
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:17,000
Speaker 6: have limps. I think ideally, ideally, that would be marriage ruining,

549
00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:18,520
Speaker 6: that's relationship ending.

550
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:21,439
Speaker 4: It's like who you know. You can only have one

551
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:22,280
Speaker 4: big pair of lips in.

552
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:23,880
Speaker 2: A house, okay, because it's too much power.

553
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:26,840
Speaker 4: If theo much power, the clashes.

554
00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:30,280
Speaker 2: I understand. Weirdly enough, Also, since I got back from

555
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:32,040
Speaker 2: the cruise, you and I kind of talked with us yesterday.

556
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:34,440
Speaker 2: The amount of cruise content right now is higher than ever.

557
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:35,760
Speaker 2: And what is that?

558
00:23:36,359 --> 00:23:39,679
Speaker 4: Everything? Then I see on content like on TV.

559
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:44,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like poop cruise and Amy missing, Amy, Amy

560
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:45,600
Speaker 2: Bradley went missing.

561
00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:48,000
Speaker 4: I don't know where did she go? She fell off

562
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:48,439
Speaker 4: the cruise.

563
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:52,240
Speaker 2: Well, we don't know she could. There's no evidence that

564
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:54,840
Speaker 2: points that she fell because her body did not show up.

565
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:55,840
Speaker 2: I was watching it this morning.

566
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:58,880
Speaker 4: Well, so it falls in the ocean. We can't say

567
00:23:58,880 --> 00:23:59,720
Speaker 4: it didn't show up.

568
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:02,280
Speaker 2: I mean, wait, that doesn't Wait, it's not that she

569
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,320
Speaker 2: fell and they can't find her. They don't think that

570
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:05,159
Speaker 2: she fell.

571
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:07,080
Speaker 5: Where she's still in the ship flew away.

572
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:10,280
Speaker 2: I can't believe the hostility I'm getting right now from YouTube.

573
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,320
Speaker 4: Cues fall off or fly away exactly.

574
00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:16,640
Speaker 2: They think that somebody took her, took her.

575
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:20,520
Speaker 5: Oh I'm flying.

576
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:23,640
Speaker 2: I'm only this first fifteen minutes into episode one, which

577
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:24,879
Speaker 2: is some of the most fun that you're gonna have.

578
00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:26,520
Speaker 4: You are an experts, you can speak to that.

579
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:28,000
Speaker 2: I think I know exactly what happened.

580
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:32,520
Speaker 5: Do they think that somebody got her up?

581
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:34,280
Speaker 4: Possibly on the cruise.

582
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:36,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's hard to tell, but I'm so glad I

583
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:39,000
Speaker 2: waited till I got it came out. I'm a true

584
00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:39,800
Speaker 2: crime mr.

585
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:40,560
Speaker 4: Sure.

586
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,560
Speaker 2: It came out right before I left for the cruise,

587
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:45,280
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I can't watch this. But the second

588
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:48,000
Speaker 2: I got back yesterday, I was like, I'm watching this

589
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:51,520
Speaker 2: in the morning all day. Yeah, that was a lot.

590
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:54,560
Speaker 2: God bless her cut up. Wait, have you been on

591
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:55,040
Speaker 2: a cruise?

592
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:57,320
Speaker 4: I've been on a cruise, not for what? Which one?

593
00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:00,480
Speaker 4: Did you go somewhere in the Caribbean. It was like

594
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:03,920
Speaker 4: during high school Disney groups. Oh no, it was with

595
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,119
Speaker 4: my family. And it's just not for me. I love

596
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:09,240
Speaker 4: to eat. Yeah, that's the only thing I travel for basically,

597
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:11,960
Speaker 4: and it's like fine dining, not even fine, just good

598
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:16,080
Speaker 4: food and cruise food not for me. I don't gamble,

599
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:18,520
Speaker 4: I can't lay in the sun. What am I doing

600
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:21,440
Speaker 4: on a cruise? And then you go to these ports

601
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:23,439
Speaker 4: and it's truly like unless you can get into the

602
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:26,639
Speaker 4: country it's truly buying duty free stuff.

603
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:27,439
Speaker 5: It's being at an airport.

604
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:29,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like stopped at an airport. Yeah, not for

605
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:32,000
Speaker 4: me at all. I get why it's for some people,

606
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:33,399
Speaker 4: for sure, not for me.

607
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:36,080
Speaker 2: I actually hate all travel now that i've hate all travel,

608
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:38,320
Speaker 2: I don't like to travel. I don't like to do it.

609
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:39,360
Speaker 2: I mean, I think.

610
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,400
Speaker 5: It's a real pill to travel with exactly.

611
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:44,040
Speaker 2: You know how I get. I'm so tired, I'm hungry.

612
00:25:44,119 --> 00:25:45,879
Speaker 2: I like things to be the same. I'm such a

613
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:48,280
Speaker 2: fucking I just got back and I'm like, thank god,

614
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:50,760
Speaker 2: my outlets are normal again. Like I'm a fucking bitch.

615
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:51,080
Speaker 4: Bitch.

616
00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:54,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I didn't know until us. Some people travel

617
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:57,080
Speaker 2: and they're like the world's open up. I'm like so cultured.

618
00:25:57,119 --> 00:25:58,960
Speaker 2: I traveled and I was like, fuck everyone who's different

619
00:25:58,960 --> 00:25:59,159
Speaker 2: than me.

620
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:01,200
Speaker 5: Giving me back to all of our get me back

621
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:02,400
Speaker 5: to the olive garden.

622
00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:03,919
Speaker 2: I have bad taste.

623
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:04,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true.

624
00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:07,800
Speaker 2: I don't like anything that's not mac and cheese.

625
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:09,000
Speaker 4: To travel.

626
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:11,840
Speaker 2: Listen, it's not good for me. But travel so much.

627
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:13,000
Speaker 2: You're great at it.

628
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,879
Speaker 4: It's the best. Your favorite place is each of you

629
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:19,280
Speaker 4: to travel to. What's been the best place you've traveled right.

630
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:21,440
Speaker 2: There's a spot right in between my wife's left leg

631
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:22,040
Speaker 2: and right legs.

632
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:25,600
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's your favorite. I love China. I had

633
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:27,560
Speaker 5: so much fun in China. I would go back there

634
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:28,760
Speaker 5: in a harvey. I hope I get too.

635
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:32,480
Speaker 4: So China. I would like to go to China, but

636
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:33,880
Speaker 4: I would like someone to pay for it.

637
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:34,440
Speaker 6: For sure.

638
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:36,040
Speaker 4: I have the best possible experience.

639
00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:37,680
Speaker 5: You've got to go big, yeah, because.

640
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:40,040
Speaker 4: If I went, I'm cheap and I would ruin the

641
00:26:40,119 --> 00:26:42,720
Speaker 4: experience for myself for sure. And so and I feel

642
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:44,520
Speaker 4: like China is a place if you don't do it well,

643
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:47,679
Speaker 4: it's going to be a nightmares experience. Yes, So like

644
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:50,359
Speaker 4: I need someone to just reach out and sponsor my

645
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:51,199
Speaker 4: trip to China.

646
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:52,359
Speaker 2: Are you listening? Everyone?

647
00:26:52,359 --> 00:26:52,959
Speaker 5: Everyone?

648
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:53,920
Speaker 2: Where's camera?

649
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:54,880
Speaker 5: Go direct to camp?

650
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:55,280
Speaker 2: Excuse me?

651
00:26:56,000 --> 00:27:00,439
Speaker 4: Excuse me? How you have a few thousand dollars that

652
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:02,879
Speaker 4: you're looking to spend on a vacation. Give it to

653
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:05,119
Speaker 4: me and I'll spend it on a vacation. Yeah to China.

654
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:06,800
Speaker 4: Thank you? Okay, so, thank you.

655
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:11,399
Speaker 2: Thank you. I've been to Africa in that rock. I

656
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:13,120
Speaker 2: went on safari when I was like twenty two.

657
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:15,400
Speaker 4: Wow, that's the age to go on safari.

658
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:18,440
Speaker 2: I think one d percent and I'm seeing things very cool.

659
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:20,680
Speaker 2: It's weird. Whenever I travel hunting trip.

660
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:22,760
Speaker 4: You were on a big game trip. There are a

661
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:26,399
Speaker 4: lot of pictures you don't want people to see hunting camels.

662
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:29,320
Speaker 2: I'm getting canceled today, im going today today.

663
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:32,639
Speaker 4: You were there with Jimmy John, the guy from Jimmy John.

664
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:34,160
Speaker 4: You being a big.

665
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:38,240
Speaker 2: Game hunter, so ray, Oh my god. You ever watched

666
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:39,160
Speaker 2: The Wild thorn Berries?

667
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, you guys, we never see the Wild thorn Berries.

668
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:48,280
Speaker 6: You looking like this, It's crazy.

669
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:50,840
Speaker 2: You do look like half Chance. You look like the

670
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:54,000
Speaker 2: whole cast. It's crazy. It does look like they were

671
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:59,160
Speaker 2: like based on a true story. Yes, dude, Wow Sarah,

672
00:27:59,200 --> 00:27:59,879
Speaker 2: that's so money.

673
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:02,280
Speaker 4: But wait, are they hunters in there or something?

674
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:04,560
Speaker 2: Oh no, I bring it up.

675
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:05,959
Speaker 5: I think we looked at you.

676
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:11,320
Speaker 2: Sometimes when I travel places and this is I wonder

677
00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:13,040
Speaker 2: if other people are like this or if I just

678
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:17,119
Speaker 2: am so like I'm such a dumb dyke. But whenever

679
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:20,320
Speaker 2: I go places, I just I think about like the

680
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:22,760
Speaker 2: Disney movie that it reminds me of interesting And I

681
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:24,560
Speaker 2: don't know if that's a normal thing or if I

682
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 2: was I was raised on movies and like TIV but

683
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:29,479
Speaker 2: like when I was in Athens, I was like, this

684
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:32,120
Speaker 2: is Hercules, right, And when I was in in Kenya,

685
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:33,760
Speaker 2: I was like, this is the Lion King.

686
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:36,640
Speaker 4: I'll do this. But with video games like that looks

687
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:39,200
Speaker 4: like this from thing from a video games. I guess

688
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:42,600
Speaker 4: I'll just never be I'm mature. You would be experiencing

689
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 4: I'm an idiot. Yeah, that can't just like have it

690
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:46,400
Speaker 4: a thing be its own thing. Right.

691
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:47,680
Speaker 2: When we were in Paris, I was like, this is

692
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:49,960
Speaker 2: Lizzie McGuire or in Italy or whatever. I was like,

693
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:50,840
Speaker 2: this is Lizzy.

694
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:56,080
Speaker 4: That's cute, But do you reference movies I'm enjoying Okay, yeah, okay,

695
00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:57,040
Speaker 4: I'm every one of them.

696
00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:58,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, are you seeing it?

697
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:03,680
Speaker 5: I'm every here more like the father, I'm obviously the

698
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:04,320
Speaker 5: one daughter.

699
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:06,080
Speaker 2: I'm the monkey. Yeah your win.

700
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:08,880
Speaker 4: I could be at least three people in this photo.

701
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:11,960
Speaker 2: In this picture, maybe you know that crazy brother.

702
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:14,760
Speaker 5: Yeah that's you, that's that's your energy.

703
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:16,880
Speaker 4: The brother is the one with the monkey or behind

704
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:17,280
Speaker 4: the monkey.

705
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:19,120
Speaker 2: Yes, that was me throughout high school and they were like,

706
00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:21,480
Speaker 2: we need to get riddling for the man.

707
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 4: Ah well as long, I mean, I would love for

708
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 4: you to just keep comparing me to Nickelodeon characters. But

709
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,800
Speaker 4: I feel like there's something else we should talk about.

710
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:33,240
Speaker 2: Right, Do you ever get Dexter from Dexter's Laboratory.

711
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:37,200
Speaker 5: It's not laboratory.

712
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:40,080
Speaker 4: Dexter's Lavatory could be like a small business somewhere where

713
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:42,680
Speaker 4: they like, have you know they supplied the toilets to

714
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:45,640
Speaker 4: concerts or what have you? Dexter's lavatory.

715
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:48,800
Speaker 2: My eyes been twitching this whole time I've been here.

716
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:52,400
Speaker 5: I'm we gotta get you.

717
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 2: So I need to go back to sleep.

718
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:56,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, please take it, n ob Anyways, No, there's something

719
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:58,400
Speaker 4: else I need to talk to you too about and

720
00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:02,240
Speaker 4: I hate approaching the subject. Picked I didn't want to today.

721
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:04,160
Speaker 4: I felt like I would just have a nice time

722
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:05,560
Speaker 4: with you talking and we could move on.

723
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:12,360
Speaker 5: Yes we are sleeping together, Yes we are actively.

724
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:16,040
Speaker 4: I thought something was weird between us.

725
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:19,800
Speaker 2: We're married.

726
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:23,720
Speaker 4: We're married. Uh no, the podcast is called I said

727
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:26,960
Speaker 4: no gifts, and I thought, you know, McKenzie and Rachel

728
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,320
Speaker 4: will come by. We'll have a nice time talking and

729
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:32,400
Speaker 4: just move on with our whatever day. This is Thursday.

730
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:35,480
Speaker 4: I don't know what time is it anymore. But so

731
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:38,000
Speaker 4: I was a little surprised when you two showed up

732
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:42,680
Speaker 4: each holding what are obviously gifts which I'm now going

733
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:47,760
Speaker 4: to assume are for me. Yes, yeah, interesting, Okay, but

734
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:49,080
Speaker 4: it would have been funny if we brought them for

735
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:53,400
Speaker 4: each other. So you missed an opportunity. Yeah, see why

736
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:54,880
Speaker 4: you need to get back on the same page.

737
00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:57,800
Speaker 2: We do. You want to go first? I want you

738
00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:01,440
Speaker 2: to go first because we Mackenzie also is a very

739
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 2: good gift giver, so she could not resist the opportunity

740
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:04,880
Speaker 2: to gift you.

741
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 4: Okay, good, good reasoning, and you have no excuse, corst Okay, perfect,

742
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,320
Speaker 4: this is my gift. Okay, this is beautifully wrapped. It's

743
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:20,240
Speaker 4: kind of like a DVD size case with a gorgeous tissue.

744
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:24,920
Speaker 2: Are you hearing that, Asmry, Let's do it crinkled it

745
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:25,320
Speaker 2: for you.

746
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:26,640
Speaker 5: Wow?

747
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 2: Oh that is I'm getting.

748
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:31,320
Speaker 4: This is a good one. People are driving off the road,

749
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:34,360
Speaker 4: they're in ecstasy or anything. Okay, that's nice.

750
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:35,000
Speaker 2: On the yours.

751
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:39,360
Speaker 4: Oh oh yeah, this is probably the best we've ever

752
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:40,720
Speaker 4: had on this podcast.

753
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:41,880
Speaker 5: I get that a lot.

754
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:43,640
Speaker 2: So exquisite and stuff.

755
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:51,280
Speaker 4: Well, I want to eat a potato chip. Yeah, oh,

756
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:54,680
Speaker 4: I have never It's a copy of Jennifer's body or

757
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:56,640
Speaker 4: there's something else in here, rocks or something.

758
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:57,960
Speaker 5: It is a copy of Jennifer's body.

759
00:31:58,040 --> 00:31:59,720
Speaker 4: I've never seen Jennifer's body.

760
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:00,600
Speaker 2: And I knew that about you.

761
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:03,840
Speaker 4: I hate that I'm putting off that energy and I

762
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:04,760
Speaker 4: did know that about you.

763
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:07,880
Speaker 2: It's also insane that you haven't seen it.

764
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:09,840
Speaker 4: Well, should I defend myself?

765
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:10,120
Speaker 5: Yes?

766
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 2: How did you miss it?

767
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:12,440
Speaker 4: Can you defend yourself?

768
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:12,640
Speaker 5: Not?

769
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:13,880
Speaker 4: I wasn't huge on Juneo.

770
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:18,080
Speaker 5: Oh okay, fascinating and it's not Juno energy.

771
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:20,320
Speaker 4: But it stopped me in my tracks as far as

772
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:25,000
Speaker 4: Diablo Cody, which is not fair. You know it's not fair.

773
00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:27,520
Speaker 5: No, because it's mostly Megan Fox. This is a Megan

774
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:33,720
Speaker 5: Fox original lips. We're talking lips money, Amanda and Megan Seifered.

775
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:38,560
Speaker 5: That's lip on lip. Oh wow, bills your whole argument.

776
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:40,440
Speaker 2: Out of the water, honey.

777
00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:44,040
Speaker 4: But this movie, I know the lore of it. Basically.

778
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:49,240
Speaker 4: The reviews were terrible, absolutely awful, and then almost within

779
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:51,280
Speaker 4: like a year or two, people are like, no, you're wrong,

780
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:52,640
Speaker 4: this movie is incredible.

781
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:56,240
Speaker 5: They didn't ask any eighth grade lesbians, which is insane.

782
00:32:56,920 --> 00:33:00,240
Speaker 4: You should be the only people reviewing movies. Let's be honest. Yes,

783
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:02,760
Speaker 4: and may actually be the only people reviewing movies.

784
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:08,040
Speaker 5: Yes, Yes, it's iconic. This movie is incredible. It shaped

785
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:09,880
Speaker 5: me as a woman.

786
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:13,760
Speaker 2: As a young succubist. Yes, this movie was the representation

787
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:16,320
Speaker 2: that I needed. It rocks.

788
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:17,800
Speaker 5: It's one of my favorite movies of all time. I

789
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:20,160
Speaker 5: had multiple I have like three copies, so it's like

790
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:20,880
Speaker 5: I can part with one.

791
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:23,800
Speaker 4: Tell me about it. I really don't know much about it.

792
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:25,840
Speaker 5: It's she's a bisexual succubist.

793
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:28,880
Speaker 4: Okay, fantastic and yeah, high school?

794
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:30,520
Speaker 5: So she is a what senior in high school?

795
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:31,960
Speaker 2: She's a senior in high school.

796
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:32,560
Speaker 5: Freshly turned eighteen.

797
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:34,880
Speaker 4: I'm hoping Jennifer Check is her name, Jennifer Check.

798
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:38,120
Speaker 2: And she goes to see a band perform at a

799
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:40,800
Speaker 2: local bar. Feels very Wisconsin. They're like by Devil's Lake.

800
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:42,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, Devil's Pond.

801
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 2: It was like something something, and yes, she.

802
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:50,240
Speaker 5: Gets it's Adam Brody and Sacrifice underrated. He's so good

803
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:51,560
Speaker 5: in this. He's so good in this.

804
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:55,120
Speaker 2: Creepy. He's creepy. It's an old petrified tree. Yeah what

805
00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:56,840
Speaker 2: from the movie.

806
00:33:57,320 --> 00:34:00,080
Speaker 5: It's so good, and so he they sacrifice make and

807
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:02,600
Speaker 5: Fox because they think that she is a virgin, but

808
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:04,400
Speaker 5: she's not. She's only a backdoor virgin.

809
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:04,960
Speaker 2: Hysterical.

810
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:05,600
Speaker 4: I think she.

811
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:07,480
Speaker 2: Said, what's the guy's name in it? He's like a

812
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:09,440
Speaker 2: big guy. Now Chris Preps is in it.

813
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:12,680
Speaker 4: Interesting, so that balances the scales and interesting.

814
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:14,160
Speaker 2: Exactly me not knowing men's name?

815
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:15,359
Speaker 5: What's that man?

816
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:15,600
Speaker 4: Man?

817
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:19,000
Speaker 5: So they sacrifice her, but she because she's not a virgin,

818
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:20,120
Speaker 5: she becomes a demon.

819
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:22,359
Speaker 4: Oh I love to hear this.

820
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:24,880
Speaker 5: Yes, so then she needs to eat boys.

821
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:29,680
Speaker 4: Okay, it makes sense to stay young. And is it

822
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:32,160
Speaker 4: horror or is it like comedy?

823
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:34,440
Speaker 2: It's very it's very scarier.

824
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:39,359
Speaker 5: Okay, because it is. You're seeing Megan Fox.

825
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:42,640
Speaker 2: Get there's very scary scenes in it. She's like unhinging

826
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:47,720
Speaker 2: her jaw, she's eating boys inside parts, like kind of gory.

827
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:49,680
Speaker 5: But it's also sexy. It's really sexy.

828
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:50,760
Speaker 2: It's very sexy.

829
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:51,759
Speaker 4: That's what I need to hear.

830
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:54,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is this was Rachel's movie that if she

831
00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:57,359
Speaker 5: wanted to have sex with a woman in college. You

832
00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:59,840
Speaker 5: pop on this movie and you're gonna get like, get.

833
00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:04,120
Speaker 2: It over to my dorm. H North Tower Tower, floor three,

834
00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:07,279
Speaker 2: floor three up. I'd go like, let's put on this movie.

835
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 2: A little scary. We cuddle up. Oh yeah, the movie worked.

836
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:13,120
Speaker 4: People need to hear them. They need this advice. Yeah,

837
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:14,000
Speaker 4: who directed this?

838
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:16,960
Speaker 2: I did? I think I just forgot.

839
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:18,919
Speaker 4: I wanted to give you an opportunity to talk about

840
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:19,480
Speaker 4: your process.

841
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:21,719
Speaker 2: I don't know who directed it.

842
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:25,160
Speaker 5: I don't either. It's maybe on the back Karen director.

843
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:28,879
Speaker 4: Thank you so much. Well, let's get some more Karen

844
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,360
Speaker 4: Kusama movies happening.

845
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:32,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, she's still on the other stuff.

846
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:35,840
Speaker 4: She could run out of town after this and reviews.

847
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:39,120
Speaker 5: She should be, I mean, she needs to be directing everything.

848
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:41,280
Speaker 4: I want to point something out about this DVD case.

849
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:44,920
Speaker 4: The cover is like kind of this tasteful piece of art, obviously,

850
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,239
Speaker 4: like with actual.

851
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:47,759
Speaker 5: Designs and a special edition.

852
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:51,640
Speaker 4: You flip it over and it's truly something from the

853
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:54,560
Speaker 4: basement of Walmart. I mean, absolute garbage.

854
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:57,400
Speaker 5: This has gotten on eBay for sure. Yeah, okay, so

855
00:35:57,719 --> 00:36:02,600
Speaker 5: it's got to be a bootleg version because yeah, it's

856
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:04,839
Speaker 5: like a special edition, special edition one.

857
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:06,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, good for them.

858
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:08,799
Speaker 2: Where did you get that?

859
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 4: That's so odd?

860
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:10,759
Speaker 2: Where did you get that?

861
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:11,600
Speaker 4: Did you make this?

862
00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:14,279
Speaker 5: No? Somebody give it to me. Somebody give it to me.

863
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:16,479
Speaker 2: Yes, I is this from a woman?

864
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:17,000
Speaker 4: Yes?

865
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:17,839
Speaker 2: A woman caller.

866
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:19,240
Speaker 5: I'm regifting something.

867
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:22,080
Speaker 4: Sorry, because the front of it looks like Twilight, Like

868
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:24,440
Speaker 4: they obviously wanted to sell it as a Twilight type.

869
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:26,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, and this was around Twilight because came out and

870
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:28,640
Speaker 5: I believe two thousand and eight or two thousand nine.

871
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:32,440
Speaker 2: So that's a lot different than Mama Mia, Amanda, Mama

872
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:34,040
Speaker 2: Mia Mia.

873
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:36,719
Speaker 4: They obviously didn't know how to market the movie. No

874
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:37,640
Speaker 4: total failure.

875
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:40,360
Speaker 5: It's so fucking good. Okay, it's so good. Yeah, this

876
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:41,719
Speaker 5: is one of my favorite movies of all time.

877
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:44,880
Speaker 2: It's funny, it's campy, it's like scary, but it's just

878
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:45,440
Speaker 2: like it's.

879
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:48,279
Speaker 5: It's a good time. Yeah, this is a great October movie.

880
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:49,280
Speaker 4: Favorite. Is it your favorite movie?

881
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:49,680
Speaker 2: No?

882
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:51,120
Speaker 4: No, what's your favorite movie?

883
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:54,399
Speaker 5: Oh god, I can't, I can't. Not a fair question,

884
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:56,600
Speaker 5: not a fair question. But this is up there if

885
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:57,560
Speaker 5: you're thinking of like.

886
00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,439
Speaker 2: Does anyone care about my favorite movie?

887
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:00,359
Speaker 4: Yes, at all.

888
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:06,239
Speaker 5: But I feel like as queer women women, as queer

889
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:09,560
Speaker 5: women women, thank you. I feel like this shaped us

890
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:11,440
Speaker 5: for sure. And I can speak for both of us

891
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:15,600
Speaker 5: because we are one one being. But this, I feel

892
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:18,800
Speaker 5: like this is life changing for any type of millennial

893
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:19,800
Speaker 5: queer woman yeah.

894
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:21,839
Speaker 2: Well, and when it came out, I was just leaving

895
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:24,359
Speaker 2: high school. I was also closeted in high school. They're

896
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:28,520
Speaker 2: two best friends, these two girls like besties the whole time,

897
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:33,440
Speaker 2: and so many queer women women, sorry, we're besties in

898
00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:35,680
Speaker 2: high school with a bisexual succubis.

899
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:37,239
Speaker 5: Actually who wanted to kill them?

900
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:39,839
Speaker 4: That makes perfect sense.

901
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:42,440
Speaker 5: The amount of bisexual cucubistes who have tried to kill me,

902
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:46,200
Speaker 5: Oh my god.

903
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:47,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's insane.

904
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:50,560
Speaker 2: Right at the end, she, you know, Jennifer check turns

905
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:54,120
Speaker 2: on her best friend Needy. Listenikky and she Needy is like,

906
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:57,040
Speaker 2: I thought you only eight boys, and she goes, I

907
00:37:57,120 --> 00:38:02,759
Speaker 2: go both ways, And it changed changed me. It changed me.

908
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:04,120
Speaker 5: Doesn't she fall from the sky.

909
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:07,520
Speaker 2: She's like, she's like, oh, she's like flying or whatever.

910
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:10,319
Speaker 2: She's flying at the very end, and she says something like, oh,

911
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:13,719
Speaker 2: you're just floating like like county girls to each other.

912
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:15,560
Speaker 2: It's a really fun movie.

913
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:17,480
Speaker 4: I cannot wait to see this. And wait, did you

914
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:18,800
Speaker 4: have an answer for favorite movie?

915
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:19,759
Speaker 2: Distrect Too?

916
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:20,520
Speaker 4: Distrect Too?

917
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:22,000
Speaker 2: Or Spice World or Shrek?

918
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:26,640
Speaker 4: Okay? All all movies? Yeah, all three of those are movies.

919
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:28,600
Speaker 2: All perfect movies, All perfect movies.

920
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:35,080
Speaker 4: I haven't seen Wait Distrect two, Shrek, Spice World. Yeah,

921
00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:36,120
Speaker 4: I've only seen Shrek.

922
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:37,959
Speaker 2: You haven't seen Spice World?

923
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:41,000
Speaker 4: Ever seen Spicy? Very I should see Spice World?

924
00:38:41,239 --> 00:38:43,080
Speaker 2: Did you know? I would love to just tell you

925
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:47,000
Speaker 2: things if you don't know. But very recently, Jerry and

926
00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:50,760
Speaker 2: Melby have confirmed that they were hooking up in the nineties.

927
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:53,080
Speaker 4: Of course they were, Yeah, they were. It was a

928
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:54,600
Speaker 4: big slumber party the whole time.

929
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:56,279
Speaker 2: You're telling me sparks were.

930
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:59,200
Speaker 5: Flying, A lot was flying, yes, Jennifer.

931
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:01,319
Speaker 4: Check, and they weren't recording that much.

932
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:03,560
Speaker 2: Very good, Very good.

933
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:04,719
Speaker 4: What did you say the other day?

934
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:06,960
Speaker 2: We have a lot of ground to cover. It's like

935
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,280
Speaker 2: a pad. We were having fun yesterday.

936
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:12,920
Speaker 5: I didn't seen each other in fifteen days, yacre a

937
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 5: lot missed.

938
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:16,440
Speaker 2: The only thing that opportunitis with was Pyramids, and I

939
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:19,799
Speaker 2: won't let it happen again. Will you do your gift now?

940
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:22,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's see your gift. I'm very excited.

941
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:23,400
Speaker 2: What was holding space for your gift?

942
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:26,480
Speaker 4: Who gives a shit? She's done talking about her stupid

943
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:31,240
Speaker 4: gift for you? Okay, and I feel like we're rate wrapping.

944
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:32,040
Speaker 4: We'll circle back.

945
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:32,759
Speaker 2: There's four things.

946
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:33,640
Speaker 4: Okay, now this is.

947
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:35,359
Speaker 2: You can take them out one at a time if

948
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:35,640
Speaker 2: you want.

949
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:37,439
Speaker 4: Not quite as ASMR friendly wrapping.

950
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:40,640
Speaker 2: Let's try it's a tote. This is very gay of you.

951
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:41,320
Speaker 2: It's working.

952
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:43,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's working, kind of.

953
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:46,480
Speaker 5: It sounds like me when I'm walking through this.

954
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:48,160
Speaker 4: Is a busy one walking through target.

955
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:52,960
Speaker 2: Sounds like me on the storemaster out.

956
00:39:55,719 --> 00:39:58,560
Speaker 4: Okay, should I pull things out in any order? Okay?

957
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:03,399
Speaker 4: Because she went make produce? Is it all produce? We'll see.

958
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:08,879
Speaker 4: I'm fascinated. Gotta Okay, we have a bell pepper which

959
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:10,719
Speaker 4: is in perfect condition. I'll say, thank you.

960
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:12,520
Speaker 5: Did you say imperfect?

961
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:16,960
Speaker 4: I'll say in flawless mint. You can put this on

962
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,880
Speaker 4: eBay and say like new, like you look at that.

963
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:23,000
Speaker 5: Oh, and so many different colors.

964
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:27,240
Speaker 4: Red, black, green, brown.

965
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:29,600
Speaker 2: Wait, if you're only listening to this podcast and you

966
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:31,840
Speaker 2: can hear like the facetiousness, I need you to know

967
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:35,320
Speaker 2: that it is also like it's not it's not garbage.

968
00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:38,320
Speaker 4: It's on its last legs.

969
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 2: The other ones. That one's actually the best.

970
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:41,840
Speaker 4: This one could be roasted and survive.

971
00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:43,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can make that happen.

972
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:47,000
Speaker 4: I love the tapping. We got another which I'll say

973
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,560
Speaker 4: actually looks better than the first.

974
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:48,799
Speaker 5: One.

975
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:54,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh that's nice. This is another belt tiny also

976
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:58,879
Speaker 4: small bell peppers. Maybe I'm used to the freak ones

977
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:00,919
Speaker 4: at this point, you know. Can I tell you guys

978
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,560
Speaker 4: a little anecdote, please please?

979
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:05,160
Speaker 5: I once when I moved out here, I worked at

980
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:09,160
Speaker 5: a sushi restaurant and I had never worked at a

981
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:11,759
Speaker 5: restaurant before. I lied to get the job, and I

982
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:14,279
Speaker 5: remember the manager called me a bell pepper once, and

983
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:16,600
Speaker 5: weeks later I go, what did you mean by that?

984
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:21,880
Speaker 5: And he goes, You've got nothing on the inside, and

985
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:23,399
Speaker 5: I was like, you're a gun.

986
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:24,280
Speaker 2: That's cool.

987
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 4: I thought he was going to say, you know, a

988
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:28,360
Speaker 4: bell pepper starts green and people aren't that crazy about it.

989
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:30,640
Speaker 4: But time goes by and you become a red pepper

990
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:31,959
Speaker 4: and everyone loves you.

991
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:32,920
Speaker 2: Noes.

992
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:35,640
Speaker 5: You cut it open and there's nothing on the inside.

993
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:37,680
Speaker 2: Oh my, And I was like, what do.

994
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:38,239
Speaker 5: You mean by that?

995
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 2: There's also seeds.

996
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:41,160
Speaker 4: There's seeds, kind of spider webs.

997
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:45,200
Speaker 2: Yes, fucked, that's crazy, one, stupid bitch. I'll go to

998
00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:47,040
Speaker 2: that place. I'll burn it down. I'll tell you nobody

999
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,560
Speaker 2: needs to talk to you like that. You actually super

1000
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:48,960
Speaker 2: think it is?

1001
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:49,960
Speaker 5: It did close?

1002
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,080
Speaker 2: You know what you're a pumpkin. Thank you, full of shit.

1003
00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:55,719
Speaker 4: You're full of shit and kind of empty and also

1004
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:56,520
Speaker 4: kind of empty.

1005
00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:57,120
Speaker 5: But there's more.

1006
00:41:57,239 --> 00:42:00,880
Speaker 2: There's room for me in there. There's room for my fists. No, sorry,

1007
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:03,560
Speaker 2: no hr speaking of that joke.

1008
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:06,319
Speaker 4: Unacceptable. I was just going to say, at some point

1009
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:08,319
Speaker 4: teenager teenagers should smash you on the.

1010
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:11,080
Speaker 2: Road, like great, you're great in the fall.

1011
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:14,000
Speaker 4: Okay, now we're going to keep pulling. Got that one

1012
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:17,319
Speaker 4: looks get another. This one is uh cannot stand on

1013
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:17,719
Speaker 4: its own.

1014
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:19,280
Speaker 2: Shoot.

1015
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:23,400
Speaker 4: Now, if you're not watching the video, we have three different,

1016
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:25,640
Speaker 4: very different this is a family.

1017
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:27,880
Speaker 2: And you're not watching it. Download Patreon.

1018
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:31,160
Speaker 4: No, this is on YouTube, but also get Patreon and

1019
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:33,440
Speaker 4: get the other stuff. Right, I have to thank you.

1020
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,680
Speaker 4: But yeah, if you're not watching, we've got now got

1021
00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:39,319
Speaker 4: another one, which is the kind of the star of

1022
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:43,280
Speaker 4: the bunch because it's green and red striped and also

1023
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:48,600
Speaker 4: is developing some sort of mold ginger.

1024
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:49,760
Speaker 5: This is the ginger.

1025
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:52,120
Speaker 2: That's how I looked on that cruise.

1026
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:55,439
Speaker 4: This is how I felt my entire life. This one

1027
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:58,760
Speaker 4: is probably the So these were you bought these pre cruise?

1028
00:42:59,719 --> 00:42:59,839
Speaker 5: No?

1029
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:02,120
Speaker 2: I grew those in my garden.

1030
00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:05,040
Speaker 4: Oh that's why they're small exactly because there they would

1031
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:06,440
Speaker 4: have been the best bell peppers.

1032
00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:11,719
Speaker 2: Yes, these were I have never gardened before. Okay, as

1033
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:13,359
Speaker 2: it turns out, I'm awesome at it.

1034
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:16,279
Speaker 4: You've got four peppers. You've got peppers to waste? Yeah,

1035
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:16,560
Speaker 4: we have.

1036
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:19,680
Speaker 2: Well, I picked the ones that my wife would let

1037
00:43:19,719 --> 00:43:22,839
Speaker 2: me take. Oh, I was picking the ones, and she goes,

1038
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:24,879
Speaker 2: these are the ones so you can put on your

1039
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,720
Speaker 2: as a gift on your silly little podcast.

1040
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:29,480
Speaker 4: Oh so these were picked recently.

1041
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:31,640
Speaker 2: I think they were. I mean they were in the fridge.

1042
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,360
Speaker 5: They must have been picked a couple days ago, because.

1043
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:36,600
Speaker 2: When I took them out, I feel like they didn't

1044
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:38,200
Speaker 2: look that bad. But then they were sitting in the

1045
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:41,160
Speaker 2: bag for a long time. How long they kind of

1046
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:44,600
Speaker 2: wrinkled up. But I will say every one of those

1047
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:48,239
Speaker 2: peppers I did grow with love and picked with love

1048
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:50,680
Speaker 2: every single day. And they've been harvesting right now. And

1049
00:43:50,719 --> 00:43:52,480
Speaker 2: I think it's an exciting time to get a pepper.

1050
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:54,960
Speaker 4: Well it is, I mean an incredible time of year

1051
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,320
Speaker 4: for a pepper. Yes, how many What are other vegetables

1052
00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:57,800
Speaker 4: are you growing?

1053
00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:00,000
Speaker 2: I just harvested about thirty onions.

1054
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:00,719
Speaker 4: Onions.

1055
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:02,200
Speaker 5: The onions look good.

1056
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:04,160
Speaker 4: That's a tough one to have a lot of, though.

1057
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:07,879
Speaker 2: I gave a lot of my neighbors and tokens soup

1058
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:10,359
Speaker 2: season my wife and froze them.

1059
00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:11,880
Speaker 4: I love it interesting.

1060
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:12,560
Speaker 2: I got to give you.

1061
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:16,680
Speaker 4: I'll take that back onions going. Everything is a good.

1062
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:17,839
Speaker 2: Thing to have a lot of.

1063
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:19,080
Speaker 4: Throw it in whatever you.

1064
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,080
Speaker 2: Want my garden. Now I realized. You know, when you're

1065
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:22,880
Speaker 2: in your garden, you're like, everything's normal, and then you

1066
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:24,080
Speaker 2: take your ship out of the garden and you're like

1067
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:26,120
Speaker 2: it's so small now, and like my onions are small.

1068
00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:27,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, but that's good. They're healthy.

1069
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:29,880
Speaker 4: Yes, they're old fashioned, you know, they're not like these

1070
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:30,800
Speaker 4: science onions.

1071
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:31,000
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1072
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:32,520
Speaker 2: It's not juiced up.

1073
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:35,719
Speaker 4: No, they're not juiced up. They're flavorful. The rock, they're hardy. Yes,

1074
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:38,960
Speaker 4: it's not the rock. The punching machine, that one. It's

1075
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:40,120
Speaker 4: called smashing machine.

1076
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:41,520
Speaker 5: Yes.

1077
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:45,279
Speaker 2: The cherry yes, right now.

1078
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:48,800
Speaker 4: Well, it was so romantic that moment was it was

1079
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:50,080
Speaker 4: ultimately a charged moment.

1080
00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:52,440
Speaker 2: We all felt that right.

1081
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:57,760
Speaker 4: My hair was standing on its down my spine.

1082
00:44:57,960 --> 00:44:59,759
Speaker 2: I'm harvesting cherry tomatoes as well. Right now.

1083
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:00,640
Speaker 4: It's a good one.

1084
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 5: This is gonna be a great season. You gotta go soups.

1085
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:05,879
Speaker 5: I just made a soup recently with bell peppers, cherry

1086
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:06,800
Speaker 5: tomatoes onion.

1087
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:07,719
Speaker 4: What was that soup?

1088
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:10,160
Speaker 5: It's like a tomato basil. I did add basil.

1089
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:10,560
Speaker 4: Okay.

1090
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:11,880
Speaker 5: You know what's funny is I almost brought you a

1091
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:12,680
Speaker 5: basil plant today?

1092
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:17,040
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, I mean that would be a sala.

1093
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:19,040
Speaker 2: It's getting there.

1094
00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:22,400
Speaker 5: A Marinara sauce, A Marinara closer to Can you make

1095
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:24,040
Speaker 5: Marinera out of the cherry tomatoes?

1096
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:25,080
Speaker 2: Or is that only the big ones?

1097
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:26,680
Speaker 4: Did you choose any tomato you want for a mari

1098
00:45:26,719 --> 00:45:29,320
Speaker 4: and Era? Could you do one of the green tomatoes?

1099
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:31,600
Speaker 4: Has anybody ever gotten kind of nasty that way? Oh?

1100
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:32,080
Speaker 4: My god?

1101
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:32,720
Speaker 2: Is nasty?

1102
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:35,520
Speaker 4: Somebody that feels like a nice novelty for a restaurant our.

1103
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:36,520
Speaker 4: Marin Ea is green?

1104
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:39,600
Speaker 2: Yeah. Do you remember when the catchup was like, oops,

1105
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:42,080
Speaker 2: were purple sales cratered?

1106
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:44,600
Speaker 4: Yeah? Nobody knows that. We don't even mention it. But

1107
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:47,160
Speaker 4: if you want a spooky touch for your Halloween party,

1108
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,000
Speaker 4: I'm again it's an ideas podcast.

1109
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:51,320
Speaker 5: I like that idea.

1110
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:53,000
Speaker 2: The chair Master, the chair.

1111
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:56,239
Speaker 4: Master and green Marinera. That's two ideas already that could

1112
00:45:56,239 --> 00:45:58,280
Speaker 4: make somebody a millionaire overnight.

1113
00:45:58,040 --> 00:45:59,799
Speaker 2: Right, And I've been watching a lot of Shark Tank,

1114
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:01,279
Speaker 2: so I think we can take this.

1115
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:04,279
Speaker 5: We love to fake pitch ideas.

1116
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:07,440
Speaker 2: All the times. Is your tomato sauce, two red bitches.

1117
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:10,160
Speaker 2: And that's where we are on the cruise ship. There

1118
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:11,840
Speaker 2: was only Shark Tank. I meant to tell you that yesterday.

1119
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:13,879
Speaker 4: That's the only thing they had on the Shark Tank.

1120
00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:15,839
Speaker 2: And one of the movies that like just came out

1121
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 2: that's like all superheroes, but it's very dark. There's like

1122
00:46:18,719 --> 00:46:19,239
Speaker 2: men on it.

1123
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:20,480
Speaker 4: There's always men on that.

1124
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:23,520
Speaker 2: That was it dark superhero It was dark colored.

1125
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:25,400
Speaker 4: You know Thunderbolts.

1126
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:28,680
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, it was that or Shark Tanka. But Florence

1127
00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:31,399
Speaker 2: pews in that. We love FP.

1128
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:34,160
Speaker 4: People seem to like the movie. I didn't say it

1129
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:40,160
Speaker 4: shoot shooto gosh.

1130
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:43,040
Speaker 2: Anyways, I do hope that you find a.

1131
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:46,040
Speaker 4: Home for those I got it. You have a lot

1132
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:47,799
Speaker 4: of things to do, a lot of places in mind

1133
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:48,080
Speaker 4: for these.

1134
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:52,360
Speaker 2: I'm also, unfortunately, and I should have I'm like a

1135
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:56,080
Speaker 2: terrible gift giver. Yeah it's something that great gift. Thank you.

1136
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:58,680
Speaker 4: A vegetable? Are you making it? Or growing any fruit?

1137
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:02,280
Speaker 2: I fried to grow. Kenny's doing fruit.

1138
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:04,200
Speaker 5: I was like fruits at my own fruit and fruit.

1139
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:08,120
Speaker 5: I have lemons and limes and those are usable easy.

1140
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:10,920
Speaker 2: Wow, okay, wow, I don't know why. I don't know

1141
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:12,879
Speaker 2: where that came from. We've been getting along this whole.

1142
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:14,600
Speaker 4: I want to back up. I just want to say,

1143
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:17,200
Speaker 4: any moron could make girl.

1144
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:21,080
Speaker 5: I just want you to know my lemons didn't or my

1145
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:23,120
Speaker 5: lemons came in. My limes didn't come in this season.

1146
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:24,120
Speaker 5: That's hard.

1147
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:27,040
Speaker 2: Well, it was. It was hot late. It was hot,

1148
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:27,920
Speaker 2: like my corn.

1149
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:32,200
Speaker 4: It's like I have an orange tree and they're this

1150
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:35,200
Speaker 4: big and green and they've stopped. What was going wrong?

1151
00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:38,880
Speaker 4: Late hot late hot meat. I am the only thing.

1152
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:45,000
Speaker 2: Well, the oranges are mad.

1153
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:50,840
Speaker 5: But you had strawberries. You did fruits. They were tiny, they.

1154
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:54,400
Speaker 2: Were Yeah, that was when the strawberries were coming in.

1155
00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:56,320
Speaker 2: That was a really happy time in my life to

1156
00:47:56,520 --> 00:48:02,000
Speaker 2: have raspberries berries. I had berry planted some blue tubes blueberry.

1157
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:05,400
Speaker 2: They dried out bad, but I had and Kenny knows this,

1158
00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:08,680
Speaker 2: I had zucchini. The I mean, I didn't realize that

1159
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:12,520
Speaker 2: you camcini over grows zucchino. I must have the zucchini

1160
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:14,040
Speaker 2: the size of her pug.

1161
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:16,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, actually bigger than my pup. Pug out side by

1162
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:20,319
Speaker 5: side of the pug and the zucchini pug. Yeah, pug

1163
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:21,920
Speaker 5: was miniature, looks.

1164
00:48:21,719 --> 00:48:23,520
Speaker 4: Like a puppy. People always have too much zucchini. There

1165
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:25,640
Speaker 4: is no reason any person on earth and he should

1166
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:26,480
Speaker 4: grow their own zucchini.

1167
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:27,520
Speaker 5: I agree, what's plan?

1168
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:29,600
Speaker 4: No, what are we gonna do? What are you gonna

1169
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:31,399
Speaker 4: do with that? You're going to get a getyone wash

1170
00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:33,400
Speaker 4: spaghetti squash. I would grow, I would do. I like

1171
00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:34,040
Speaker 4: spaghetti squad.

1172
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:37,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, spagetti squash is fine if you're a loser. Okay,

1173
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:40,280
Speaker 2: I think we're all thinking it, but I've been doing zucchini.

1174
00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:42,280
Speaker 2: Uh lasagna all summer.

1175
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:42,680
Speaker 1: Is that we did?

1176
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:46,959
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it wass it up, plosted up good because

1177
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:48,760
Speaker 2: that's healthy. You're having a vegetable.

1178
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:49,279
Speaker 4: You got it in.

1179
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:53,200
Speaker 2: Ninety nine percent lean turkey. Oh hell bonza pasta.

1180
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:55,640
Speaker 4: Hello, this is very mom ruining dinner.

1181
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:58,359
Speaker 5: Yeah, for sure, bad.

1182
00:48:58,480 --> 00:48:59,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love it.

1183
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:02,120
Speaker 5: Shout out to her sponswer today.

1184
00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:07,200
Speaker 4: No, I like a spaghetti squash with a mari and arrow. Yeah, green,

1185
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:10,680
Speaker 4: green marin arrow. Now this is a Halloween dinner.

1186
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:11,560
Speaker 5: And I'm getting hungry.

1187
00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:13,359
Speaker 2: I actually really do have to figure out what time

1188
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:16,319
Speaker 2: to plant stuff because I planted corn at the wrong time,

1189
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:18,600
Speaker 2: melon at the wrong time, pumpkin at the right time.

1190
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:20,239
Speaker 2: So hopefully I.

1191
00:49:20,239 --> 00:49:22,480
Speaker 4: Feel like in southern California, it's hard to tell. Feels

1192
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:26,320
Speaker 4: like it's always kind of time, yes, but it's not. Yeah,

1193
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:27,799
Speaker 4: but it probably could be.

1194
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:30,160
Speaker 2: It's so hard to tell what's going on.

1195
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:32,640
Speaker 4: I'm scared off.

1196
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:34,360
Speaker 2: I'm scared.

1197
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:36,160
Speaker 4: I'm really struggling.

1198
00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:40,719
Speaker 2: I need hell, I need help out there.

1199
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:44,280
Speaker 5: Obviously, So Rachel's a farmer.

1200
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:45,560
Speaker 2: I love it. I love doing it.

1201
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:47,440
Speaker 4: Did you read any did you like watch any YouTube

1202
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:49,239
Speaker 4: videos or read anything about how to do it? Or

1203
00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:50,359
Speaker 4: it's just like, let's try this.

1204
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:54,400
Speaker 2: I just when I was at the gardening store, I

1205
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:57,160
Speaker 2: just picked what I wanted and then one thing was

1206
00:49:57,200 --> 00:50:01,560
Speaker 2: like plant this now in time for Halloween. Okay, But

1207
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:03,359
Speaker 2: the rest I'm kind of just going.

1208
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:08,000
Speaker 4: Ess struggling with squirrels. Squirrels are, can I tell you?

1209
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:09,319
Speaker 4: Trying to ruin my life?

1210
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:10,760
Speaker 2: They're my arch nemesis.

1211
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:11,600
Speaker 4: What are they doing to you?

1212
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:12,400
Speaker 5: Everything?

1213
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:13,879
Speaker 4: They destroy my back carrying your car.

1214
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:15,239
Speaker 5: They wake me up in the middle of the night.

1215
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:18,760
Speaker 2: Oh no, I you know me. She's so scary with vermin.

1216
00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:21,840
Speaker 5: Have you seen her fucking hate a squirrel.

1217
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:26,879
Speaker 2: She became like a Republican when it comes to squirrels.

1218
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:29,920
Speaker 4: I'm just a big fan and they are.

1219
00:50:30,480 --> 00:50:34,359
Speaker 5: They're they destroy my backyard and they're very smart. They're

1220
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:36,839
Speaker 5: so smart. They know me now and I think, no,

1221
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:39,160
Speaker 5: they know. They're like, she's a bitch. They come into

1222
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:41,000
Speaker 5: my backyard, they suck it up. I spray them with

1223
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:42,680
Speaker 5: the holes. I say, get the fuck out of here,

1224
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:45,640
Speaker 5: and they're like, I'm coming for you.

1225
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:46,400
Speaker 4: Built a hotel.

1226
00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:49,279
Speaker 2: I saw Mackenzie at my butcher party. She threw a

1227
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:50,880
Speaker 2: rock at a squirrel.

1228
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:51,759
Speaker 5: And like, nailed it.

1229
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:54,280
Speaker 2: All of the other lessons are going to be canceled.

1230
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:57,680
Speaker 4: I will say, I do not any of the animal

1231
00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:59,000
Speaker 4: abuse these two are up to.

1232
00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:00,960
Speaker 2: It wasn't a rock, it was a nerf.

1233
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:02,080
Speaker 4: It was a gun.

1234
00:51:02,239 --> 00:51:05,200
Speaker 5: It was a nerf ball that I threw at that squirrel.

1235
00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:05,960
Speaker 2: The squirrel went.

1236
00:51:07,719 --> 00:51:11,320
Speaker 5: It was crazy, lightly tas. The squirrel was fine, Everyone

1237
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:12,080
Speaker 5: don't camp.

1238
00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:13,920
Speaker 6: Off.

1239
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:16,560
Speaker 5: I didn't hurt it. I scared it away from the

1240
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:17,400
Speaker 5: camp site.

1241
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:19,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it did save us. But at the cost

1242
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:20,839
Speaker 2: of every lesbian going.

1243
00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:23,680
Speaker 5: They did hate me after that, right the lesbian had

1244
00:51:23,719 --> 00:51:26,160
Speaker 5: to do it? Yeah, Yeah, Papa has to show up

1245
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:26,520
Speaker 5: at some time.

1246
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:28,480
Speaker 2: I love it and I don't want to brag or

1247
00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:32,279
Speaker 2: storytop you qutis, but I have a possum issue that

1248
00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:34,640
Speaker 2: wouldn't scare every one.

1249
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:37,960
Speaker 4: I want to hear this because I'm I don't love them,

1250
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:39,239
Speaker 4: but I'm willing to defend them.

1251
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:42,600
Speaker 2: Poss there's no have you looked in the eyes of one.

1252
00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:46,839
Speaker 4: The journey I've been on with possums unlike anything else.

1253
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:50,720
Speaker 4: Really the scariest animal in the world to me four years.

1254
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:53,160
Speaker 2: And absolutely from even from hell.

1255
00:51:53,239 --> 00:51:55,800
Speaker 4: Is it the nose? Is it the tea? Yeah, I'm sorry,

1256
00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:59,719
Speaker 4: the jaw, the tailing is not.

1257
00:52:00,239 --> 00:52:01,120
Speaker 2: They look ill.

1258
00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:05,879
Speaker 4: They look like they've been around since before time. Yes, ye, yes,

1259
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:08,960
Speaker 4: deeply rot But then you find out they're totally defenseless

1260
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,520
Speaker 4: and real sweeties, Well are they?

1261
00:52:12,239 --> 00:52:16,440
Speaker 2: I don't like I've been visited haunted by a gigantic

1262
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:19,240
Speaker 2: passa because you have the camera. I have a camera.

1263
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:21,759
Speaker 2: It's so big it trips the camera, okay, which is

1264
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:24,160
Speaker 2: not the camera's like, don't worry, it doesn't trip on

1265
00:52:24,239 --> 00:52:25,719
Speaker 2: like dogs or anything. So this is the size of

1266
00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:26,959
Speaker 2: a dog, if not more.

1267
00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:28,160
Speaker 5: It's a huge hosse.

1268
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:30,640
Speaker 2: It's somewhere between dog and pyramid. The size of this

1269
00:52:30,719 --> 00:52:34,480
Speaker 2: fucking thing huge and named her Jessica. She looks like

1270
00:52:34,520 --> 00:52:36,520
Speaker 2: a Jessica have I said, I sent you snaps and videos.

1271
00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:39,359
Speaker 5: I've seen the videos because we were comparing. I also

1272
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:41,600
Speaker 5: have a raccoon issue. Not to bragg, I now have

1273
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:44,280
Speaker 5: issue as well. Yeah, and I don't know what.

1274
00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:47,480
Speaker 4: They are the top everything we poss I don't know what's.

1275
00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:50,239
Speaker 2: On with me. I'm scared of my own utopia in

1276
00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:50,880
Speaker 2: my backyard.

1277
00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:52,120
Speaker 5: It's fucking insane.

1278
00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:55,120
Speaker 2: Mine's getting my My grass is getting torn up from the.

1279
00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:55,759
Speaker 4: Floor out same.

1280
00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:57,719
Speaker 2: I don't know it's grass anymore. I was like, what

1281
00:52:57,760 --> 00:52:58,200
Speaker 2: do I do?

1282
00:52:58,360 --> 00:53:01,520
Speaker 5: No, this is real Housewives of Oaks and it's all raccoons.

1283
00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:04,200
Speaker 4: But these animals are water wise. They're trying to get

1284
00:53:04,239 --> 00:53:06,759
Speaker 4: you to do something that's not being watered all the time.

1285
00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:11,240
Speaker 4: And they're with the laed WP and they're saying, listen, gravel,

1286
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:13,800
Speaker 4: fake grass, bring it in.

1287
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:17,800
Speaker 2: Fine with these motherfuckers. I'll do anything. I'm so scared.

1288
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:19,080
Speaker 2: I'll show you guys a video later.

1289
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:24,120
Speaker 4: My fakes bossoms are terrifying. Yeah, so scary looking, uh like,

1290
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:26,840
Speaker 4: I obviously don't want to marry one. But I am like,

1291
00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:28,840
Speaker 4: if I see one, I'm like, I'm not in danger.

1292
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:30,400
Speaker 4: I don't want to look at it.

1293
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:31,440
Speaker 2: Are they nocturnal?

1294
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:32,400
Speaker 4: They are nocturnal.

1295
00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:33,399
Speaker 5: So when aren't you seeing them?

1296
00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:35,680
Speaker 4: Whant to take the dog out at night? And they'll

1297
00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:37,040
Speaker 4: be up on the when they're up on the fence.

1298
00:53:37,080 --> 00:53:40,439
Speaker 2: Stop stop, stop, my neighbor. I asked my neighbor, who

1299
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:44,400
Speaker 2: has a lemon tree knocked on the fence. I was like, hey, girl, like,

1300
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:47,839
Speaker 2: do you guys ever see like giant, horrific possums named

1301
00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:50,560
Speaker 2: Jessica in your backyard? She goes, oh, yeah, they're not

1302
00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:53,319
Speaker 2: that bad, but sometimes just lock your door. They'll knock

1303
00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:56,600
Speaker 2: on your back door for some water. No, And I'm like,

1304
00:53:56,920 --> 00:53:59,080
Speaker 2: they'll knock me.

1305
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:01,719
Speaker 4: I think it's a powesome. It's me at night.

1306
00:54:02,080 --> 00:54:05,879
Speaker 2: It's crazy that they do have hands with thummies too.

1307
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:06,200
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1308
00:54:06,719 --> 00:54:08,799
Speaker 4: Well, I don't want to say confidently, but I would

1309
00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:11,319
Speaker 4: assume that they probably have as many fingers as they want.

1310
00:54:12,719 --> 00:54:16,120
Speaker 4: Change it will I don't. I'm not a fan.

1311
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:18,560
Speaker 2: No, they do have a thumbs. They do.

1312
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:22,480
Speaker 4: They've got things. I hate it, and their marsupials, so

1313
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:26,000
Speaker 4: they've got some sort of pocket excuse me. There's got

1314
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:26,879
Speaker 4: too much going on.

1315
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:28,120
Speaker 5: There's a pocket within.

1316
00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:30,839
Speaker 4: There must be right. They've got the marsupial.

1317
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,319
Speaker 2: The word since I was in school. I don't even

1318
00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:37,160
Speaker 2: know what the fuck it's not right? They do have

1319
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:37,520
Speaker 2: a pouch.

1320
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:39,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, Wait, where's the pouch located?

1321
00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:42,440
Speaker 4: It's probably on their spine, it's probably the absolutely, It's

1322
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:43,400
Speaker 4: probably on the back.

1323
00:54:43,239 --> 00:54:45,360
Speaker 2: Of their they carry all their friends on there.

1324
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:49,160
Speaker 5: Wait for real, wait, voice of God, where's the pouch?

1325
00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:51,439
Speaker 2: I think it's where you think.

1326
00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:55,560
Speaker 4: It is probably kangaroo style, which I don't love to hear.

1327
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:56,920
Speaker 5: I hate to hear.

1328
00:54:57,040 --> 00:54:59,440
Speaker 4: I saw the inside of a kangaroo pouch recently for

1329
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:03,960
Speaker 4: the first time. It was not as bad as I expected,

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00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:05,640
Speaker 4: but still not great to see.

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00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:07,480
Speaker 5: Right, Wait, how did you see it?

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Speaker 1: As is?

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00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,839
Speaker 4: I r O No, I wish I pried one open

1334
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:16,319
Speaker 4: looking here? What's happening? Uh? No Instagram video And it's

1335
00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:18,000
Speaker 4: not as wet as I expected it to be, So

1336
00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:18,759
Speaker 4: I was happy about that.

1337
00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:19,920
Speaker 5: Expected it to be wet.

1338
00:55:20,239 --> 00:55:23,120
Speaker 4: Inside the body is like, what's happening there?

1339
00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:24,960
Speaker 2: I feel like it would be like a hoodie.

1340
00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:27,880
Speaker 4: Not like a hoodie. It should be fur lined and

1341
00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:28,960
Speaker 4: that would be kind of normal.

1342
00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:33,040
Speaker 5: It's not that it's not fur lined skin, not having

1343
00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:33,640
Speaker 5: fun anymore.

1344
00:55:33,680 --> 00:55:34,240
Speaker 2: I'm upset.

1345
00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:36,279
Speaker 4: Kind of looks like go go, Like if there was

1346
00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:38,080
Speaker 4: a little light bulb then it would be it would

1347
00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:38,480
Speaker 4: light up.

1348
00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:40,360
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

1349
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:43,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, but on a king kangaroo has everything else working

1350
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:46,120
Speaker 4: for it though. It's a cute looking thing. But the

1351
00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:48,359
Speaker 4: possum is just like everything went wrong.

1352
00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:51,280
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, people, it was not right. It was meant

1353
00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:52,960
Speaker 2: to make you be fear.

1354
00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:54,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was meant to kill.

1355
00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:57,920
Speaker 2: It's not scared of me either, which sucks because when

1356
00:55:57,920 --> 00:56:03,239
Speaker 2: I yell at Jessica, she's like, she doesn't leave. She's like,

1357
00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:04,640
Speaker 2: I was here long before you come.

1358
00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:06,440
Speaker 5: Yea, she is someone's agent.

1359
00:56:06,480 --> 00:56:10,080
Speaker 4: Though for sure, they don't have to leave. They don't

1360
00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:12,879
Speaker 4: have to leave because they're so scary, right, because they're

1361
00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:16,319
Speaker 4: like things will usually run away from me. Yeah, but

1362
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:18,560
Speaker 4: the four things they probably want to have friends, and

1363
00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:20,520
Speaker 4: they just simply cannot make a friend of the world

1364
00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:23,040
Speaker 4: because they're disgusting.

1365
00:56:23,239 --> 00:56:26,560
Speaker 2: They are so disgusting, and I wish that, but they

1366
00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:28,200
Speaker 2: have good hearts. I wish I could be left alone.

1367
00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:30,960
Speaker 5: You know what, You're gonna miss Jessica when she's gone.

1368
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:33,600
Speaker 4: She's probably doing something she's probably protecting you.

1369
00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:35,960
Speaker 2: Well because when she left the raccoons game. So now

1370
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:37,920
Speaker 2: I am like, I don't know what's worse.

1371
00:56:38,040 --> 00:56:41,360
Speaker 4: And they will skin you, right, they will skin you.

1372
00:56:42,239 --> 00:56:43,960
Speaker 5: Raccoons are nasty.

1373
00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:45,520
Speaker 2: They are They're worse than Jessica.

1374
00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:49,439
Speaker 4: Way worse, way worse. They get into my ship. Yeah, yeah,

1375
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:51,960
Speaker 4: they're not nice, vicious.

1376
00:56:52,360 --> 00:56:53,600
Speaker 2: I told my wife I want to get a gun,

1377
00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:56,840
Speaker 2: and she won't let me. Okay, okay, well not like

1378
00:56:56,880 --> 00:56:59,839
Speaker 2: an actual gun, like a nerve, like a machine gun,

1379
00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:06,439
Speaker 2: not like a little pistol, something that would not kill,

1380
00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:09,640
Speaker 2: because I'm not going to handle that. Yes, exactly.

1381
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:11,839
Speaker 4: Again, I feel like this is tough.

1382
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:15,960
Speaker 2: You guys can't get from Okay, from Utah.

1383
00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:18,720
Speaker 4: So we're from places where they be on your side.

1384
00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:21,080
Speaker 2: And I am deeply not so nobody will let me

1385
00:57:21,120 --> 00:57:24,240
Speaker 2: have a bb gun. Scare Jesse Minnesota.

1386
00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:26,800
Speaker 4: We have our all from places where we should be friendly.

1387
00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:29,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, you shouldn't have a gun.

1388
00:57:29,720 --> 00:57:31,480
Speaker 5: Nobody needs to baby.

1389
00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:35,360
Speaker 2: Air pump, air pump, airsoft airsoft.

1390
00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:39,040
Speaker 5: Maybe okay, get a nerf gun, nerf gun gun, I

1391
00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:40,080
Speaker 5: would say, or a water gun.

1392
00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:44,200
Speaker 2: Water you guys are you guys can't handle what's going

1393
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:44,800
Speaker 2: on in my house.

1394
00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:47,479
Speaker 5: You can't, can't.

1395
00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:49,520
Speaker 4: You're the person who can't, actually can't.

1396
00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:52,520
Speaker 5: I think throw cherry tomatoes at them all right, oh god.

1397
00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:56,360
Speaker 4: Just begging them to come towards you. Good luck.

1398
00:57:57,360 --> 00:57:57,680
Speaker 5: Oh.

1399
00:57:57,760 --> 00:57:59,400
Speaker 4: I think we should play a game. Let's do it.

1400
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:02,360
Speaker 4: I'll play a game called Gift Master. But first I

1401
00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:06,840
Speaker 4: need a number between one and ten from you two. Okay,

1402
00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:08,320
Speaker 4: I have to do some. That's a good number. I

1403
00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:10,400
Speaker 4: have to do some like calculating to get our game pieces.

1404
00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:12,600
Speaker 4: So right now, you can promote, recommend, do whatever you want.

1405
00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:13,320
Speaker 4: I'll be right back.

1406
00:58:13,840 --> 00:58:16,360
Speaker 2: Mackenzie and I are going on our fall tour. We

1407
00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:17,880
Speaker 2: are two Dikes in a Mike. You can get tickets

1408
00:58:17,880 --> 00:58:19,480
Speaker 2: at two Dicks in a Mike dot com. We'll begin

1409
00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:24,240
Speaker 2: a bunch of cities between now and November.

1410
00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:26,800
Speaker 5: And we do stand up and a live episode of

1411
00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:30,920
Speaker 5: our podcast Hot And sometimes we dance.

1412
00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:34,080
Speaker 2: Oh yeah we do, I hope we and sometimes we kiss.

1413
00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:35,160
Speaker 2: Should I not even tell.

1414
00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:37,720
Speaker 5: Them at well, we already did shit, we don't do

1415
00:58:37,840 --> 00:58:40,200
Speaker 5: we don't. And also you do stand up comedy. You're

1416
00:58:40,200 --> 00:58:41,160
Speaker 5: also on the road, yeah.

1417
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:43,840
Speaker 2: Amy touring. I'm headlining some shows in the fall as well.

1418
00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:45,520
Speaker 2: I have like hiding a sneeze. I don't know if

1419
00:58:45,560 --> 00:58:47,520
Speaker 2: you can see it coming through my body. I'm trying

1420
00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:51,120
Speaker 2: to make it come out somewhere, trying to work through it. Okay,

1421
00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:52,360
Speaker 2: now where was I?

1422
00:58:52,880 --> 00:58:53,000
Speaker 3: Uh?

1423
00:58:53,520 --> 00:58:55,480
Speaker 2: My tickets are Rachel Scanlin Comedy dot com and you

1424
00:58:55,480 --> 00:58:58,600
Speaker 2: can follow me at Rachel Scanlin Comedy everywhere, and that's

1425
00:58:58,600 --> 00:59:00,560
Speaker 2: where you can see where I'm at and what I'm doing.

1426
00:59:00,720 --> 00:59:07,160
Speaker 4: Sexy, yeah, gorgeous on a least Delete all that audio, No, everybody,

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00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:10,320
Speaker 4: go do everything there. These two are wonderful. Ah, what

1428
00:59:10,360 --> 00:59:12,320
Speaker 4: do I? Okay, I've already said Patreon, and then I

1429
00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:13,640
Speaker 4: need to recommend.

1430
00:59:14,040 --> 00:59:14,480
Speaker 3: Uh.

1431
00:59:14,520 --> 00:59:18,520
Speaker 4: There's a book called The Podcast Pantheon. Our friend Sean Maylan,

1432
00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:20,800
Speaker 4: who used to or maybe curly writes for Vulture, has

1433
00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:23,840
Speaker 4: a new book all about podcasts. It's wonderful. He's such

1434
00:59:23,880 --> 00:59:26,160
Speaker 4: a sweet he's such a great writer. And is there

1435
00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:28,400
Speaker 4: a small mention of the podcasts in there? Hard to say,

1436
00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:30,880
Speaker 4: but if you love podcasts that kind of thing, go

1437
00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:33,560
Speaker 4: read it. He really is such a terrific writer. And

1438
00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:36,960
Speaker 4: you know, entertainment journalism that kind of thing. We should

1439
00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:39,560
Speaker 4: be paying the good people to do their thing. Otherwise

1440
00:59:39,560 --> 00:59:43,320
Speaker 4: it's and God blessed eight great lesbian's reviewing all our movies. Yeah, godless,

1441
00:59:43,480 --> 00:59:45,840
Speaker 4: they haven't made out a you know, English class yet

1442
00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:46,800
Speaker 4: not yet.

1443
00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:49,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, they know, they know, and they know what's good.

1444
00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:52,320
Speaker 4: They do know what's good. They just need the skills. Yeah,

1445
00:59:52,360 --> 00:59:53,960
Speaker 4: and they need to take a career path to look

1446
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:57,640
Speaker 4: forward to. Amen. Amen, Ah, but I think that's everything.

1447
00:59:57,720 --> 01:00:01,680
Speaker 4: Oh and I love this album. Yes, music by Carl Frog.

1448
01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:05,200
Speaker 4: Love Carl Frog. If you look him up. Everyone should

1449
01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:08,320
Speaker 4: be listening to this guy. Wonderful, mysterious Australian. Okay, this

1450
01:00:08,360 --> 01:00:10,600
Speaker 4: is how we play gift Master. I'm going to name

1451
01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:13,160
Speaker 4: three celebrities, three people, and then I'm going to name

1452
01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:16,200
Speaker 4: three gifts, three items you can give away. You're going

1453
01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:18,480
Speaker 4: to tell me which celebrity you would give which gift

1454
01:00:18,520 --> 01:00:19,960
Speaker 4: and why does that make perfect sense?

1455
01:00:20,160 --> 01:00:20,480
Speaker 7: Yes?

1456
01:00:20,600 --> 01:00:23,840
Speaker 4: Okay. The people will be playing with today are number one.

1457
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,200
Speaker 4: Ian McKellen, Sir Ian McKellen.

1458
01:00:26,680 --> 01:00:27,440
Speaker 2: Is he Magneto?

1459
01:00:28,280 --> 01:00:29,880
Speaker 4: He is Magneto?

1460
01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:30,600
Speaker 5: Yes.

1461
01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:34,880
Speaker 4: Christina Hendrix also magneto.

1462
01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:36,920
Speaker 2: She's magneto. She's two magnetos.

1463
01:00:37,120 --> 01:00:39,960
Speaker 4: She's too magnetos. She could be an X person.

1464
01:00:40,200 --> 01:00:42,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, I feel like she gives the vibes of an X.

1465
01:00:42,520 --> 01:00:45,760
Speaker 4: Oh. Yeah, she could be Uh, what's the redheaded one?

1466
01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:48,040
Speaker 4: Not stars Storm.

1467
01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:51,480
Speaker 2: Wait, it's something like that where she's like sad, She's like,

1468
01:00:51,520 --> 01:00:52,480
Speaker 2: I don't know if I fit.

1469
01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:55,120
Speaker 4: In here Gray right wait?

1470
01:00:55,240 --> 01:00:58,000
Speaker 5: Played by Fomka. Do you guys remember her?

1471
01:00:58,120 --> 01:00:58,320
Speaker 4: No?

1472
01:00:58,440 --> 01:00:59,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, Famka jumpson.

1473
01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:01,880
Speaker 2: It's so love talking X Men yesterday or.

1474
01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:08,360
Speaker 6: Because I was like, right, mystique, Yeah, I love the

1475
01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:09,360
Speaker 6: first cast.

1476
01:01:09,520 --> 01:01:10,880
Speaker 5: The first cast was the best.

1477
01:01:11,720 --> 01:01:11,919
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1478
01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:15,000
Speaker 4: Unfortunately the director of the.

1479
01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:18,040
Speaker 5: Yes, for sure, we don't and we don't say that,

1480
01:01:18,080 --> 01:01:19,920
Speaker 5: and we don't say his name and we just keep

1481
01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:22,120
Speaker 5: it moving.

1482
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:26,040
Speaker 2: You don't want to know any director I'm assuming is bad.

1483
01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:30,120
Speaker 4: Every single one of them. Okay. And then the third

1484
01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:34,360
Speaker 4: persons we've got Ian McKellen, Sir Ian McKellen, Sir Christina Hendricks,

1485
01:01:34,560 --> 01:01:38,120
Speaker 4: and the entire Coppola family love. So that's a great family.

1486
01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:41,360
Speaker 2: People who don't know family. They are only known for wine.

1487
01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:44,680
Speaker 4: I think, simply wine. They've done nothing else. They love

1488
01:01:44,840 --> 01:01:45,680
Speaker 4: one love wine.

1489
01:01:45,720 --> 01:01:46,240
Speaker 2: Okay.

1490
01:01:46,520 --> 01:01:48,840
Speaker 4: Uh. And then the three gifts will be giving away

1491
01:01:48,880 --> 01:01:54,200
Speaker 4: today are number one a retweet, so you know, retweet

1492
01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:59,120
Speaker 4: one of their tweets. Number two rat teeth, and number

1493
01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:02,840
Speaker 4: three this is from a list he named Sarah she suggested,

1494
01:02:03,040 --> 01:02:04,160
Speaker 4: unbridled rage.

1495
01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:13,000
Speaker 2: That's great, great suggestion I instinct alone. Yeah, for Christina,

1496
01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:16,440
Speaker 2: the teeth right, the teeth without it.

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01:02:17,120 --> 01:02:19,360
Speaker 5: We love women, and we know that she's gonna want

1498
01:02:19,360 --> 01:02:20,919
Speaker 5: that gift. That's the best gift of all three.

1499
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:23,400
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, she could work with them and she can

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01:02:24,120 --> 01:02:25,040
Speaker 4: the career. Yeah.

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01:02:25,120 --> 01:02:27,320
Speaker 2: I do feel like also teeth, like you can easily

1502
01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:28,720
Speaker 2: turn that into jewelry anything.

1503
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:34,400
Speaker 4: She could do so much for those jewelry. Yeah, okay,

1504
01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:35,760
Speaker 4: I was assuming in mouth.

1505
01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:37,800
Speaker 2: Oh you're that's a rat.

1506
01:02:37,960 --> 01:02:39,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a rat's head.

1507
01:02:39,080 --> 01:02:40,000
Speaker 2: That would be a rat.

1508
01:02:40,040 --> 01:02:44,880
Speaker 4: What the you don't give a gift she gets rat teeth?

1509
01:02:44,920 --> 01:02:47,080
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, no.

1510
01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:51,120
Speaker 4: In rage?

1511
01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:54,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, then we delete what we've said before her a retweet,

1512
01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:57,920
Speaker 2: give her I want to give her on Twitter? What

1513
01:02:57,960 --> 01:02:58,760
Speaker 2: are we giving her rage?

1514
01:02:58,800 --> 01:02:58,960
Speaker 4: Four?

1515
01:02:59,000 --> 01:02:59,160
Speaker 3: Though?

1516
01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:01,240
Speaker 5: I need to know what's the backstory, what's our motivation

1517
01:03:02,040 --> 01:03:02,520
Speaker 5: in your life?

1518
01:03:02,560 --> 01:03:04,560
Speaker 2: First of all, imagine you're Christina Hendricks.

1519
01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:06,560
Speaker 5: You got her body, You have enough rage, trust me.

1520
01:03:06,640 --> 01:03:08,400
Speaker 2: I think that's what I'm saying. It's like we fuel

1521
01:03:08,440 --> 01:03:10,920
Speaker 2: her rage because I can't imagine living my life that hot.

1522
01:03:11,040 --> 01:03:13,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, I agree, I would be pissed. But I feel

1523
01:03:13,200 --> 01:03:14,320
Speaker 5: like she already has rage, so.

1524
01:03:14,280 --> 01:03:16,080
Speaker 2: You give her a retweet on what is she on Twitter?

1525
01:03:16,320 --> 01:03:18,800
Speaker 4: She's trying to make it big, she's trying to wants

1526
01:03:18,840 --> 01:03:23,040
Speaker 4: to be We can help her and you and me.

1527
01:03:25,160 --> 01:03:27,360
Speaker 4: She probably had a cute tweet, a little quip that

1528
01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:29,120
Speaker 4: she wrote. No one retweeted it, and she's like, I

1529
01:03:29,160 --> 01:03:30,560
Speaker 4: wish somebody would share this tweet.

1530
01:03:30,960 --> 01:03:36,680
Speaker 2: I feel like because the Coppola, I'm giving those that

1531
01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:37,800
Speaker 2: rat head to.

1532
01:03:37,760 --> 01:03:39,560
Speaker 5: The cool because they need that.

1533
01:03:39,640 --> 01:03:42,640
Speaker 4: Every one of them has rat teeth. Yeah that seems good.

1534
01:03:43,440 --> 01:03:45,520
Speaker 4: That family needs something slowing them down.

1535
01:03:45,600 --> 01:03:46,240
Speaker 5: Yes, I agree?

1536
01:03:46,320 --> 01:03:47,880
Speaker 2: Are they are they good at one?

1537
01:03:47,920 --> 01:03:48,760
Speaker 5: They're good at things?

1538
01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:53,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're doing the wine. They have rat teeth, yeah, yeah,

1539
01:03:53,680 --> 01:03:57,560
Speaker 4: cage rat teeth, yeah, Sophia Coppola rat teeth, yeap Roman

1540
01:03:57,640 --> 01:04:00,080
Speaker 4: Coppola rat teeth, yeah, and just pick.

1541
01:04:00,080 --> 01:04:03,440
Speaker 2: Sure, like I don't know if sometimes you can just

1542
01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:05,400
Speaker 2: play it off as like this is a really rare

1543
01:04:05,520 --> 01:04:06,280
Speaker 2: rat head.

1544
01:04:06,480 --> 01:04:08,880
Speaker 5: I agree, I agree they If you said that we

1545
01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:11,440
Speaker 5: got this at auction, I'm.

1546
01:04:11,280 --> 01:04:13,480
Speaker 4: Sorry you're still giving them just a no, they have

1547
01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:16,360
Speaker 4: teeth in their mouth, that a rat teeth and that's

1548
01:04:16,400 --> 01:04:16,840
Speaker 4: the gift.

1549
01:04:17,360 --> 01:04:20,720
Speaker 5: So wait, wait, we're losing the blot yeah, I fully

1550
01:04:20,760 --> 01:04:21,240
Speaker 5: lost it.

1551
01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:23,320
Speaker 4: Wait, how do I have to keep bringing it back

1552
01:04:23,400 --> 01:04:25,640
Speaker 4: that their teeth disappear and suddenly now their teeth are

1553
01:04:25,640 --> 01:04:26,560
Speaker 4: full of rat teeth?

1554
01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:31,720
Speaker 2: You I'm so sorry. I did not understand that at

1555
01:04:31,720 --> 01:04:32,600
Speaker 2: all at all.

1556
01:04:32,720 --> 01:04:35,000
Speaker 5: I thought we had loose rats and.

1557
01:04:36,880 --> 01:04:39,000
Speaker 4: We're giving rativing away.

1558
01:04:39,680 --> 01:04:42,280
Speaker 2: My I mean, I was taking just a handful of rats.

1559
01:04:42,320 --> 01:04:42,880
Speaker 4: Here's something.

1560
01:04:43,120 --> 01:04:44,920
Speaker 5: I have a friend who's super into this type of

1561
01:04:44,920 --> 01:04:45,920
Speaker 5: stuff I have.

1562
01:04:46,280 --> 01:04:47,720
Speaker 2: We all do, by the way, you know what I'm

1563
01:04:47,720 --> 01:04:48,560
Speaker 2: talking about, of course.

1564
01:04:48,640 --> 01:04:50,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, he loves this type of stuff. He has a

1565
01:04:50,560 --> 01:04:54,560
Speaker 5: lot of like probably in his in his office. Dead rats, love.

1566
01:04:54,520 --> 01:04:57,720
Speaker 2: Stuff on display, jars, in jars, a lot of film

1567
01:04:58,040 --> 01:04:58,880
Speaker 2: femelda hide.

1568
01:04:59,760 --> 01:05:02,640
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, he loves that stuff. So I have given

1569
01:05:02,760 --> 01:05:05,480
Speaker 5: him teeth before, so to me, I'm like, yes, he

1570
01:05:05,640 --> 01:05:06,120
Speaker 5: give teeth.

1571
01:05:06,360 --> 01:05:08,760
Speaker 2: There are a lot of lesbians are using teeth as jewelry,

1572
01:05:08,800 --> 01:05:10,760
Speaker 2: so I'm assuming that's what you were talking about. But

1573
01:05:10,920 --> 01:05:12,439
Speaker 2: you mean we.

1574
01:05:12,400 --> 01:05:16,080
Speaker 4: Are keeping them, Jason Schwartzman has his mouth is full

1575
01:05:16,080 --> 01:05:16,480
Speaker 4: of rats.

1576
01:05:16,560 --> 01:05:16,840
Speaker 2: Rats?

1577
01:05:16,880 --> 01:05:17,680
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, for sure.

1578
01:05:17,720 --> 01:05:18,040
Speaker 4: The family.

1579
01:05:18,160 --> 01:05:19,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're giving the.

1580
01:05:19,080 --> 01:05:21,200
Speaker 4: Family part of the family. Yes, I think so.

1581
01:05:21,240 --> 01:05:22,200
Speaker 2: The rat teeth for sure.

1582
01:05:22,320 --> 01:05:25,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, that makes it actually way easier Christina Hendricks. I agree,

1583
01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:26,800
Speaker 5: let's give her rage.

1584
01:05:27,120 --> 01:05:31,880
Speaker 2: Yeah. I want to see her. I want to see her.

1585
01:05:32,280 --> 01:05:36,080
Speaker 2: And because there's nothing hotter than Christina Hendricks rage. Mad, Yeah, mad,

1586
01:05:36,240 --> 01:05:39,400
Speaker 2: hating me in the face, yes, just smacking me. Can

1587
01:05:39,440 --> 01:05:40,760
Speaker 2: you hat me around? Yeah?

1588
01:05:41,040 --> 01:05:42,920
Speaker 4: I like that. She had so many reasons to be

1589
01:05:42,960 --> 01:05:45,280
Speaker 4: mad and madmen for sure, for sure, for sure not

1590
01:05:45,320 --> 01:05:48,120
Speaker 4: treated well and was really good at her job.

1591
01:05:48,240 --> 01:05:49,840
Speaker 5: She's so talented. We love her.

1592
01:05:50,040 --> 01:05:51,960
Speaker 2: She's and I'm I don't want to make it all

1593
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:56,560
Speaker 2: about this, but her body's insane h And she's smart

1594
01:05:56,760 --> 01:05:58,120
Speaker 2: as well, and I like the way that she does

1595
01:05:58,160 --> 01:06:00,720
Speaker 2: her job and I respect her from toe to tip

1596
01:06:00,800 --> 01:06:02,800
Speaker 2: inside out. But also if we can for a second

1597
01:06:02,840 --> 01:06:03,960
Speaker 2: talk about the out everyone.

1598
01:06:04,600 --> 01:06:07,120
Speaker 5: Everyone has already talked about it, have we.

1599
01:06:08,600 --> 01:06:08,680
Speaker 3: Not?

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01:06:08,800 --> 01:06:11,160
Speaker 5: On this episode of this podcast, body goes.

1601
01:06:12,520 --> 01:06:15,760
Speaker 2: Together on a cruise with one hundred Christina.

1602
01:06:15,400 --> 01:06:18,800
Speaker 4: Hendrix's sun damage. She's getting wagged out. She's not a

1603
01:06:18,880 --> 01:06:26,360
Speaker 4: real ginger. Actually she's that's the big secret. But I mean,

1604
01:06:26,840 --> 01:06:29,160
Speaker 4: I feel hard to It is really hard to pull

1605
01:06:29,200 --> 01:06:31,680
Speaker 4: off ginger and make people think you are. She's done

1606
01:06:31,720 --> 01:06:32,120
Speaker 4: it perfectly.

1607
01:06:32,240 --> 01:06:35,360
Speaker 5: She's job and that's what I was doing.

1608
01:06:37,120 --> 01:06:38,880
Speaker 2: Wow, I'd love to see your po though for real

1609
01:06:38,960 --> 01:06:40,520
Speaker 2: mad at me specifically, I like.

1610
01:06:40,520 --> 01:06:43,000
Speaker 5: She would be if she shared this for sure. And

1611
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:46,680
Speaker 5: then we're giving Ian yeah, because he's never been on

1612
01:06:46,680 --> 01:06:47,720
Speaker 5: Twitter before.

1613
01:06:47,880 --> 01:06:51,400
Speaker 4: First he'll need some help getting off one.

1614
01:06:51,120 --> 01:06:54,160
Speaker 2: Stand off and that's what our podcast likes to give.

1615
01:06:55,120 --> 01:06:56,200
Speaker 2: Can he stand for real?

1616
01:06:56,360 --> 01:06:56,840
Speaker 5: Stand up?

1617
01:06:57,120 --> 01:06:58,520
Speaker 4: Can Ian McKellen stand?

1618
01:06:58,720 --> 01:06:59,200
Speaker 2: I'm sure?

1619
01:06:59,640 --> 01:07:00,280
Speaker 4: What do you mean?

1620
01:07:00,800 --> 01:07:03,040
Speaker 2: Yes, like the guy from Glee can stand? You know

1621
01:07:03,040 --> 01:07:03,439
Speaker 2: what I mean?

1622
01:07:04,760 --> 01:07:06,400
Speaker 4: What what are you talking about?

1623
01:07:06,400 --> 01:07:07,200
Speaker 2: Are you guys crazy?

1624
01:07:07,240 --> 01:07:10,360
Speaker 4: Oh, Magnetos, it's not in a wheelchair.

1625
01:07:10,520 --> 01:07:13,400
Speaker 5: I'm picturing the Yeah, you're picturing the wrong.

1626
01:07:13,480 --> 01:07:15,160
Speaker 4: So who's man's Gandalf?

1627
01:07:15,800 --> 01:07:16,000
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1628
01:07:16,520 --> 01:07:19,520
Speaker 5: Got it, he's the villain, the villain, He's the villain.

1629
01:07:19,640 --> 01:07:21,880
Speaker 4: Wow, well Gandalf's not the villain, but Magneto is the.

1630
01:07:21,880 --> 01:07:24,920
Speaker 5: Villain, not the helmet has always been my villain.

1631
01:07:27,480 --> 01:07:32,480
Speaker 2: I'm like, what I'm with the Tower, I'm sorry, Lord

1632
01:07:32,520 --> 01:07:34,120
Speaker 2: of the writ you know, I don't understand any of

1633
01:07:34,200 --> 01:07:36,680
Speaker 2: this is what this world? But we'll retweet him.

1634
01:07:36,760 --> 01:07:39,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely, beautifully done. Thank you. I feel like they're

1635
01:07:39,640 --> 01:07:42,160
Speaker 4: all going to appreciate that, and the Coppolas are going

1636
01:07:42,200 --> 01:07:44,640
Speaker 4: to just terrorize society and it'll be perfect.

1637
01:07:44,800 --> 01:07:46,800
Speaker 5: They already, do.

1638
01:07:48,280 --> 01:07:51,880
Speaker 4: Sophia reach out. Okay, this is the final segment of

1639
01:07:51,880 --> 01:07:54,680
Speaker 4: the podcast. People are sending in voice notes. They're emailing.

1640
01:07:54,800 --> 01:07:57,080
Speaker 4: I said, no gifts at gmail dot com will help

1641
01:07:57,120 --> 01:07:59,160
Speaker 4: me answer a question I'd love to. All right on,

1642
01:07:59,200 --> 01:08:00,240
Speaker 4: at least we have some you.

1643
01:08:01,160 --> 01:08:05,280
Speaker 7: Hello Bridger and blatantly disrespectful guests. This is Matt with

1644
01:08:05,360 --> 01:08:09,000
Speaker 7: a question that's not about gifts. I used to be

1645
01:08:09,080 --> 01:08:11,960
Speaker 7: a history teacher, so I have a history related question.

1646
01:08:12,560 --> 01:08:15,360
Speaker 7: If you could transport yourself for twenty four hours to

1647
01:08:15,440 --> 01:08:18,920
Speaker 7: any place and time in history, when and where would

1648
01:08:18,960 --> 01:08:23,200
Speaker 7: that be? You'd snap your fingers, you'd automatically be there again.

1649
01:08:23,320 --> 01:08:27,320
Speaker 7: Could be any location, anytime, When and where would you choose?

1650
01:08:27,920 --> 01:08:29,120
Speaker 7: Thanks for answering my question.

1651
01:08:30,280 --> 01:08:31,800
Speaker 2: Okay, great audio.

1652
01:08:32,160 --> 01:08:36,920
Speaker 4: Beautifully recorded. I love this, perfectly recorded. Good job, Thank you, Matt,

1653
01:08:37,360 --> 01:08:39,719
Speaker 4: Thank you Matt. Do you want to go? Where should

1654
01:08:39,720 --> 01:08:45,040
Speaker 4: I go? You go? You go? Okay, twenty four hours? Okay,

1655
01:08:45,080 --> 01:08:47,360
Speaker 4: this sort of question, it's always like, oh, you have

1656
01:08:47,400 --> 01:08:49,679
Speaker 4: to take care of something, you have to stop something,

1657
01:08:49,880 --> 01:08:52,679
Speaker 4: you have to stop someone. That's not my job. Yeah,

1658
01:08:52,720 --> 01:08:55,680
Speaker 4: I'm not a janitor, you know, I'm not taking on

1659
01:08:55,720 --> 01:09:00,160
Speaker 4: any responsibility whatsoever. So clearing all of that up out

1660
01:09:00,160 --> 01:09:03,840
Speaker 4: of the way and trying to help anybody. Let's see here.

1661
01:09:04,520 --> 01:09:07,680
Speaker 4: My first instinct is last Thursday in Glendale. Oh yeah,

1662
01:09:07,720 --> 01:09:10,519
Speaker 4: what happened twenty four hours? Uh? Nothing, but you know,

1663
01:09:10,640 --> 01:09:14,479
Speaker 4: just another day. You go shopping, have lunch, galleria, go

1664
01:09:14,560 --> 01:09:18,599
Speaker 4: to the gallery. Uh yeah, get the car washed. Yes,

1665
01:09:18,800 --> 01:09:22,479
Speaker 4: twenty four hours in Glendale, last Thursday. Options are end

1666
01:09:22,600 --> 01:09:25,559
Speaker 4: why not? And then the pressure's off to change anything.

1667
01:09:26,160 --> 01:09:28,880
Speaker 4: You know, it's just me having a nice day. Finally

1668
01:09:28,880 --> 01:09:32,479
Speaker 4: I get some time alone to run some errands. That's one.

1669
01:09:33,320 --> 01:09:35,360
Speaker 4: Then I don't know, let's say deep history. What's a

1670
01:09:35,439 --> 01:09:37,280
Speaker 4: deep history? You have to think about it.

1671
01:09:37,560 --> 01:09:40,280
Speaker 5: You can go anywhere. Let's see anytime.

1672
01:09:40,840 --> 01:09:43,960
Speaker 4: Jfk assassination. I love parades.

1673
01:09:44,040 --> 01:09:46,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love. I love a parade.

1674
01:09:46,240 --> 01:09:49,360
Speaker 4: I'm not shopping anything. I'm not a witness. I just

1675
01:09:49,400 --> 01:09:53,240
Speaker 4: wants to happen. I love, and I can end up

1676
01:09:53,240 --> 01:09:56,280
Speaker 4: in the footage. Yeah, dancing around in the back kind

1677
01:09:56,320 --> 01:10:00,120
Speaker 4: of pull focus from what's going on. Focus. Yeah, this

1678
01:10:00,240 --> 01:10:02,479
Speaker 4: is great. What about you two? Let's say and I'm

1679
01:10:02,479 --> 01:10:04,839
Speaker 4: going to keep thinking, but I'll also be listening.

1680
01:10:05,200 --> 01:10:07,680
Speaker 5: I was going to say, yeah, please, I believe it's

1681
01:10:07,680 --> 01:10:10,840
Speaker 5: the two thousand and three MTV Movie Awards. Yes, yes,

1682
01:10:11,720 --> 01:10:13,040
Speaker 5: excuse me, Music Awards.

1683
01:10:13,160 --> 01:10:14,240
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, the video the v.

1684
01:10:17,120 --> 01:10:22,639
Speaker 5: Spears Christina and Madonna. I want to be there for rehearsal,

1685
01:10:23,720 --> 01:10:27,080
Speaker 5: and I want to be there for the moment it happens.

1686
01:10:27,160 --> 01:10:28,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's where I would go.

1687
01:10:28,840 --> 01:10:31,360
Speaker 4: Were they was that part of a song or was it?

1688
01:10:32,479 --> 01:10:36,400
Speaker 5: Madonna was started out doing Hollywood. So she comes down

1689
01:10:36,400 --> 01:10:38,320
Speaker 5: by yourself, she sings a little bit of I love

1690
01:10:38,360 --> 01:10:40,160
Speaker 5: that song, love it.

1691
01:10:40,160 --> 01:10:43,320
Speaker 4: It was my wedding song. She comes down, she sings.

1692
01:10:43,080 --> 01:10:46,760
Speaker 5: Hollywood and then they start what song did they make out?

1693
01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:46,920
Speaker 2: Two?

1694
01:10:47,720 --> 01:10:48,519
Speaker 4: I can't.

1695
01:10:48,560 --> 01:10:49,320
Speaker 2: I feel like it was.

1696
01:10:50,439 --> 01:10:53,280
Speaker 5: I think it then goes back into I'm a Virgin,

1697
01:10:54,240 --> 01:10:55,439
Speaker 5: and then they go back into Hollywood.

1698
01:10:55,479 --> 01:10:57,880
Speaker 2: I think, God bless it.

1699
01:10:57,880 --> 01:10:59,880
Speaker 5: It's a medley of Hollywood and I'm a virgin.

1700
01:11:00,680 --> 01:11:06,639
Speaker 2: A virgin, I like, I have a virtuine You're making

1701
01:11:06,640 --> 01:11:07,320
Speaker 2: me laugh a lot.

1702
01:11:07,920 --> 01:11:10,720
Speaker 5: What's yours? I want to Okay, this is the first

1703
01:11:10,720 --> 01:11:11,400
Speaker 5: time we hooked up.

1704
01:11:13,040 --> 01:11:14,639
Speaker 2: I want to go back to that name and live

1705
01:11:14,720 --> 01:11:16,719
Speaker 2: it and do it again, and I want to do worse.

1706
01:11:17,040 --> 01:11:18,720
Speaker 2: For the record, we have had sex with each other,

1707
01:11:19,840 --> 01:11:21,840
Speaker 2: and it's worse every time.

1708
01:11:22,400 --> 01:11:24,680
Speaker 5: We're always like we do better at this time.

1709
01:11:24,720 --> 01:11:26,800
Speaker 2: I keep trying to, like perform better, but I can't.

1710
01:11:26,880 --> 01:11:28,880
Speaker 5: Maybe this time I just can't stop crying.

1711
01:11:29,280 --> 01:11:31,920
Speaker 2: I just don't know how. I kind of want to

1712
01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:36,679
Speaker 2: go back in time to the I love Lesbos kind

1713
01:11:36,680 --> 01:11:40,599
Speaker 2: of where it all began for people kind of get

1714
01:11:40,640 --> 01:11:45,439
Speaker 2: my weave my way into Sapphos's poetry, so that when

1715
01:11:45,560 --> 01:11:49,360
Speaker 2: you're such as to look back now, they're like, who

1716
01:11:49,439 --> 01:11:50,600
Speaker 2: was that young fellaw.

1717
01:11:50,920 --> 01:11:52,200
Speaker 5: Same name though, Rachel.

1718
01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:56,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's kind of that's what I was thinking.

1719
01:11:56,320 --> 01:11:59,360
Speaker 6: That's a great, great answer, yeah right, yeah, yeah, And

1720
01:11:59,400 --> 01:12:01,320
Speaker 6: then any time I gets brought up, you can wink.

1721
01:12:01,680 --> 01:12:04,479
Speaker 4: Yeah, I wonder if that's about I was named after her?

1722
01:12:04,640 --> 01:12:06,080
Speaker 2: Right, People like, oh, you must have been named after

1723
01:12:06,720 --> 01:12:09,640
Speaker 2: Rachel poetry, and I'm like, yeah, a little, did I know?

1724
01:12:10,120 --> 01:12:11,519
Speaker 2: It's it's me all alone.

1725
01:12:11,600 --> 01:12:13,200
Speaker 4: That's a good one. Yeah, I feel like those are

1726
01:12:13,240 --> 01:12:13,879
Speaker 4: good answers.

1727
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:15,320
Speaker 2: Your answer was incredible.

1728
01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:16,639
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a nice think.

1729
01:12:16,720 --> 01:12:18,280
Speaker 5: I mean I think that. Or I would love to

1730
01:12:18,400 --> 01:12:20,439
Speaker 5: have been there on filming of Jennifer's body when they

1731
01:12:20,439 --> 01:12:21,240
Speaker 5: do the makeout scene.

1732
01:12:21,360 --> 01:12:23,440
Speaker 2: Oh, that would have been a huge.

1733
01:12:23,960 --> 01:12:25,760
Speaker 4: The day before the reviews came out and you could

1734
01:12:26,160 --> 01:12:27,080
Speaker 4: leave one good review.

1735
01:12:27,280 --> 01:12:28,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that.

1736
01:12:28,280 --> 01:12:31,640
Speaker 5: It wasn't it was never in the zeitgeist for the

1737
01:12:31,800 --> 01:12:33,439
Speaker 5: mainstream media needed to go through.

1738
01:12:33,600 --> 01:12:37,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was for it was for lesbians I think

1739
01:12:37,040 --> 01:12:39,080
Speaker 2: a couple of years ago. It went on Hulu and

1740
01:12:39,080 --> 01:12:41,479
Speaker 2: then the younger generation of dykes who were too young

1741
01:12:41,479 --> 01:12:43,360
Speaker 2: for when it originally came out, We're like, oh my god,

1742
01:12:43,400 --> 01:12:45,320
Speaker 2: this movie, and that's a beautiful thing to watch.

1743
01:12:45,760 --> 01:12:46,040
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1744
01:12:46,200 --> 01:12:48,599
Speaker 5: I don't need it to be a Transformers. I needed

1745
01:12:48,680 --> 01:12:50,000
Speaker 5: to be ours.

1746
01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:57,520
Speaker 4: Right right, Transformers perfect, a perfect yet perfect film, perfect franchise.

1747
01:12:58,320 --> 01:13:00,720
Speaker 5: We love Michael Bay. We have a my podcasts we

1748
01:13:00,720 --> 01:13:01,360
Speaker 5: are about to launch.

1749
01:13:01,400 --> 01:13:04,600
Speaker 2: Yeah we do, yeah, called Michael Kay. Yes, And so

1750
01:13:04,680 --> 01:13:07,960
Speaker 2: we we about all of the sapphic energy within all

1751
01:13:07,960 --> 01:13:09,559
Speaker 2: of Michael Bay's films, right.

1752
01:13:11,160 --> 01:13:11,200
Speaker 3: That.

1753
01:13:11,520 --> 01:13:12,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really how.

1754
01:13:12,439 --> 01:13:14,040
Speaker 4: Many movies does he have? About ten?

1755
01:13:14,520 --> 01:13:16,439
Speaker 5: He has a lot. He has all the Bad Boys,

1756
01:13:16,479 --> 01:13:17,480
Speaker 5: all the Transformers.

1757
01:13:17,600 --> 01:13:19,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, he did all the Shreek Mammy Is Mommy Is,

1758
01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:22,839
Speaker 2: he did all the Sister Act and yeah and Spice

1759
01:13:22,840 --> 01:13:28,160
Speaker 2: World and yea. Yeah. We love him. Yeah, he's he's

1760
01:13:28,360 --> 01:13:31,760
Speaker 2: such a good supporter of us, and it's just been

1761
01:13:31,760 --> 01:13:33,320
Speaker 2: so nice to have his backing.

1762
01:13:33,400 --> 01:13:34,759
Speaker 4: Well to have such a light touch.

1763
01:13:34,840 --> 01:13:38,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's with the queer community. We all know that.

1764
01:13:38,400 --> 01:13:42,280
Speaker 5: Yes, and he loves loves lesbians, loves lesbos.

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Speaker 4: Well, we answered it perfectly. No one can complain, Matt

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01:13:46,120 --> 01:13:49,639
Speaker 4: can't complain. Those are the perfect answers. Matt, don't send

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Speaker 4: another voice note back in Please, you've done your job.

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01:13:54,479 --> 01:13:58,040
Speaker 4: I've got my beautiful gifts. I forgot basically four snacks

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01:13:58,080 --> 01:14:00,680
Speaker 4: while I watched the movie perfect Just chump. They do

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Speaker 4: go together, go together, perfectly, rotting Pepper Jennifer's body.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I've had such a wonderful time with you too.

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Speaker 5: Thank you for.

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Speaker 4: Being here, thank you for coming back from Europe.

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Speaker 5: Yes, you're welcome, and thank you for staying coming back

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Speaker 5: from health from hell.

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Speaker 2: Send from the depths below for.

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Speaker 4: A few minutes and listener, the podcast is over. It's

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01:14:26,800 --> 01:14:29,920
Speaker 4: just done. I mean, what what can any of us do?

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01:14:30,080 --> 01:14:32,880
Speaker 4: You've got to move on. I'll do whatever I can

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01:14:33,880 --> 01:14:42,040
Speaker 4: and I love you. Goodbye, I said. No. Gifts is

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Speaker 4: an exactly right production. Our senior producer is on Alisa Nelson,

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01:14:46,800 --> 01:14:50,599
Speaker 4: and our episodes are beautifully mixed by Ben Tolladay. The

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Speaker 4: theme song is by miracle Worker Amy Mann, and we

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Speaker 4: couldn't do it without our booker, Patrick Cottner. You must

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Speaker 4: follow the show on Instagram, and I said, no gifts.

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Speaker 4: That's where you're going to see pictures of all these

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Speaker 4: wonderful gifts I'm getting. And don't you want to see

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Speaker 4: the gifts?

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Speaker 1: But I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear.

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Speaker 2: But you're a guess to my home.

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01:15:18,680 --> 01:15:23,960
Speaker 1: You gotta come to me empty, And I said.

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Speaker 2: No guests.

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01:15:25,040 --> 01:15:26,360
Speaker 4: You're a presences.

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Speaker 2: Presence enough.

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Speaker 3: I already had too much stuff, So how did you

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Speaker 3: dare to surbey me