Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the
Speaker 1: subject my best friends are my exes. We'll get into
Speaker 1: that in just a little bit. Yeah, but right now,
Speaker 1: the nephew is here with today's praying phone call. What
Speaker 1: you got for his nev? Your baby going back the
Speaker 1: pre k Your baby? Yeah, yeah, I didn't do too well.
Speaker 1: You baby going back to pre care. We gotta do,
Speaker 1: we gotta start. We just got to start all with
Speaker 1: baby going back to pre care. Let's go cat though. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Mrs Thomas. Please, my name is
Speaker 1: Mr Stapleton. I'm actually the principal over at elementary school.
Speaker 1: You're I'm looking at my records indicating that your son,
Speaker 1: Thomas is going to be starting his first grade? Is
Speaker 1: ready right? Listen? Ms Thomas, Um, I've been going through
Speaker 1: actually all of the children's records that will be starting school,
Speaker 1: and I'm looking at your son's grades from his kindergarten
Speaker 1: and he did good well, No, not exactly. I mean
Speaker 1: there's been a few Uh. I actually spoke with the
Speaker 1: teacher who he was under in kindergarten, and it seems
Speaker 1: like he just really wasn't up to par as the
Speaker 1: rest of the children. Now his conduct, Now, he talked,
Speaker 1: but he gets his work. So what else is she
Speaker 1: saying on that that ain't right? Well, what what's what
Speaker 1: it seems to be, ma'am, is that his grades weren't
Speaker 1: up to par as the rest of the other children.
Speaker 1: She did tell me he was a disobedient child. No,
Speaker 1: he disobedient and talking two different things. Come on, okay, well, man, listen,
Speaker 1: what we've decided here is we're gonna let a little
Speaker 1: actually do another year of kindergarten. Ain't gonna let him
Speaker 1: do another year kindergarten? No, sir man, that's that's the
Speaker 1: only choice I have. No, we got our letter in
Speaker 1: the mail with our report card the week after school started,
Speaker 1: and it's said on the back promoted. And if I
Speaker 1: got to get about this couch and go get it,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be because I'm telling you right now we
Speaker 1: will be in the first grade kindergarten when that hard.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure what they told you about him, but
Speaker 1: it must be the wrong. Well, if I understanding, he's
Speaker 1: he doesn't color as well as the rest of kids.
Speaker 1: He's all he's out of lines. When he color, he
Speaker 1: doesn't know his numbers completely. And that's kind of what
Speaker 1: we need when you first come into into the first grade.
Speaker 1: When I can show you on this paper he did
Speaker 1: satisfactory all the way through. Now you're about to me
Speaker 1: off and I'm already sick calling me with some about
Speaker 1: my son blank kindergarden. He that kind of he does
Speaker 1: not color well. Man, color ain't gonna do with the dad. Kindergarten.
Speaker 1: He is going to the first grade and I'll be
Speaker 1: down there on August four. Mom, I will not be
Speaker 1: able to allow you to get in the school on August.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Uh, and let me get Let's tell you what.
Speaker 1: Let me go and get my pencil pen because I
Speaker 1: don't live that far from this school. And if y'all
Speaker 1: an't read it down, they're causing some comfort. I need
Speaker 1: to get up and go down there because I'm not
Speaker 1: telling my baby when he come home the day that
Speaker 1: he ain't going to the day come first. Man, I
Speaker 1: hate to say it, but I'm gonna have to refuse
Speaker 1: education from him. You know what, I just went back
Speaker 1: and put him in public school. I know there was
Speaker 1: a stake in the first place. Food which you're talking
Speaker 1: about some coloring. Give me your name again, sir Stapleton man,
Speaker 1: And what's that number down there? The number here is
Speaker 1: actually area code. Wait minute, I got the number them mind.
Speaker 1: I pulled up this report card. I got the number
Speaker 1: in your name on the back of this paper. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you what I was tonting fourth. We'll be coming
Speaker 1: in there, going to school, and I might make a
Speaker 1: trip around that this evening when I come from the doctor.
Speaker 1: The bottom line is, I'm not want to hear that coling.
Speaker 1: Ain't got no to do with nothing else. But it's
Speaker 1: not only color. Here's a rhythmic tickets back. Are you
Speaker 1: working with him at home? Are you're doing anything what
Speaker 1: you're trying to say, I'm an incompetent parent. I'm just
Speaker 1: asking as a parent, are you working with your child?
Speaker 1: Working with my child every day? Thinking? Readbatter you? Probably no,
Speaker 1: he can't read. Then don't read better than you, because
Speaker 1: obviously you read that role on that paper that he's
Speaker 1: supposed to be going back to kindergarten when I know
Speaker 1: the paper saying from it going to the first grade.
Speaker 1: And I'm not listening to no more this about him
Speaker 1: going backwards. Now, if you got a problem with your
Speaker 1: paper work. Maybe you need to go talk to your
Speaker 1: secretary of somebody in there that wrote my baby name down.
Speaker 1: Your son's name, Thomas, ma'am, No, it ain't him, baby,
Speaker 1: I know it ain't him. You're not gonna sit up
Speaker 1: and tell me my son is flocking kindergarden. He is
Speaker 1: not going back to that kindergarten. Don't bring your son
Speaker 1: down here August. Hear me, I'll tell you what. Be
Speaker 1: ready to whip me and my husband, but we will
Speaker 1: be down there that shoes, uniform everything you hear me,
Speaker 1: I will not be able to allow him and education
Speaker 1: right now. I will come down there right now and
Speaker 1: make that correction on that paper for you. Can your
Speaker 1: baby it's not going back to no kindergarten for no coloring.
Speaker 1: Can you bring him down here and let him color
Speaker 1: from me? I can you tell my color in the
Speaker 1: rim and taking all themselves? No? Uh no, I'm sorry. Uh.
Speaker 1: We will be down that August to turn and four.
Speaker 1: I would have this poor card in my head that
Speaker 1: says you have been promoted to the first brother. He's
Speaker 1: gonna have a mole on his face, and so are you.
Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to tell you.
Speaker 1: Are you listening to me? I'm listening. You ain't saying
Speaker 1: nothing yet. You better say something that sounds like the
Speaker 1: first glade because I'm not playing. I would go down
Speaker 1: to this deck on the administrative office, and I had
Speaker 1: because my son will be in that first grade. Are
Speaker 1: you raising your voice? Who are you raising your voice?
Speaker 1: You're talking crazy to me. I'm crazy to in what.
Speaker 1: I'm a ground woman. I don't need to be explained
Speaker 1: to you why I'm trying to Did you graduate, honey?
Speaker 1: I am a college degree person. I have a great job.
Speaker 1: My husband and I do well for ourselves and for
Speaker 1: our children, and that's why we're not You're not even
Speaker 1: if you're not even at work right now. Man, I said,
Speaker 1: I'm shack phone. I told you that when you called
Speaker 1: here right on the doctor to call me now, partner
Speaker 1: missing my phone call? Can you color because your son
Speaker 1: cant color? God? Question is that? Asked me? Can I
Speaker 1: color you white? And black? Y ask me? I'm not
Speaker 1: color no? I ask you can you color like the
Speaker 1: racist lines? And that? Can you color? No? My coloring
Speaker 1: and me the color ain't got nothing to do with
Speaker 1: none of this is just a race things trying to
Speaker 1: make sure you send him back. No, I'm not trying
Speaker 1: to send him back. I want to send him back
Speaker 1: to color to get his coloring together. You what that
Speaker 1: ain't got nothing to do with nothing. And if you're
Speaker 1: the head person down there now, you aren't competent and
Speaker 1: you aren't in a literate Call me and tell me
Speaker 1: that my son has to go back to the first grad.
Speaker 1: I got one more thing. You don't. I'll tell you
Speaker 1: what I'm through with. This guy comes through with this.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say one more thing and I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: out here. Are you listening, I'm listening. That's his nephew,
Speaker 1: Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got
Speaker 1: prank by your girlfriend. F laicihaw. I'm o Felicia. I
Speaker 1: am gonna be hot. You're about to get out the pain.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm rite now in every everything, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: beat her because you know I don't play when it
Speaker 1: comes to mac. That's all right, all right, but one
Speaker 1: more question. Now, what is the baddest I'm talking about
Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land. That's Steve Baby.
Speaker 1: She was not here for him. Boy, I've never heard
Speaker 1: this before telling me. But I am a cause degree person.
Speaker 1: It ain't graduating no more. It's just persons not coloring
Speaker 1: in the lines. You know, that's just that's that's a
Speaker 1: requirement of Pete k. You got to be in the
Speaker 1: color in the lines. But we've seen you on the
Speaker 1: first grade home. Sorry, are you asking me on my color? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, Oh she was gonna turn it into that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she was gonna be down there with some other issues.
Speaker 1: I hear racism in yeah for the Schoolboy com Racial Lines.
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Speaker 1: I told what the sixteen at the music Hall, that's right,
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Speaker 1: hell of a line up for y'all. Didn't told you
Speaker 1: about it over and over again. You don't want to
Speaker 1: miss it, but I give you the line up one
Speaker 1: more again. You want to hear? Woman say you want
Speaker 1: to hear one more game? You definitely? Alright, I got
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Speaker 1: I told six Detroit Migan. Alright, we'll talked about November lady. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Tommy Davison Man was one of my favorite stand ups. Man. Alright, nephew,
Speaker 1: thank you. Coming up next Strawberry Letters, subject my best
Speaker 1: friends are my excess. We'll get into it right after this.
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